The amazing world of Bobby George. Did you know...

[DANCOO]

Bobby George has the worlds third largest collection of Bakelite telephones.

[little al]

The original Chav.

[AJ'sLoveMonkey]

Thats the way to do it!

[DANCOO]

Bobby George can't draw apples.

[sexyrazor]

http://www.bobbygeorge.com/home.htm

[DANCOO]

Originally posted by sexyrazor
http://www.bobbygeorge.com/Did_You_...id_you_know.htm
:bash:

[Jalfrezi_Enema]

Bobby George darts are shaped like his house.

[Micky Droy]

He can breathe through his ears!

[AJ'sLoveMonkey]

What a wanka!

[Oddjob]

Bobby George was the choreographer for Torvill and Deans ' Bolero' ice-dance.

[Micky Droy]

Bobby George pickles insects and mounts them in framed gelatine.

[Maz]

And he can't draw apples?

[swissroll]

Bobby is available for acting roles, adverts, voiceovers, endorsements and After Dinner Speeches etc -

[Trilby]

Originally posted by AJ'sLoveMonkey
Thats the way to do it! Money for nothing and chicks for free.

[cupid stunt]

if he was a cartoon carachter he would be the honey monster

[DANCOO]

Bobby George has enough iron in his body to build a ladder to the moon.

[DANCOO]

Bobby George can fly a distance of up to one mile, providing he starts one mile above the earth's surface.

( I've got hundreds of these :D )

[Oddjob]

Bobby Georges favourite Carpenters song is ' We've only just begun'

[Micky Droy]

Bobby George invented giant chess.

[Diggers digs in?]

Bobby George has more bling than any other white man in the world

[DANCOO]

Bobby George was 'created' when a small child shot Boy George with a BB-Gun.

[Oddjob]

Bobby George can eat 5 Mint Clubs in a minute.

[Jay_Palace]

Bobby George is a well known spaffer.

[Reps AJ]

Originally posted by DANCOO
Bobby George was 'created' when a small child shot Boy George with a BB-Gun.

Very good :D

[Jalfrezi_Enema]

Bobby George, as well as having zero darts titles to his name, is also the world hula champion.

[Micky Droy]

Bobby George was born with passable Spanish.

[Oddjob]

Bobby Georges children are named Bullseye, Oche, and (twins) Double and Treble

They are all girls.

[magician]

Originally posted by Oddjob
Bobby George was the choreographer for Torvill and Deans ' Bolero' ice-dance. chinese whispers...............
boy george was the designer of walls's ice cream 'solero'..............

[magician]

Originally posted by Oddjob
Bobby Georges children are named Bullseye, Oche, and (twins) Double and Treble

They are all girls.
shanghai !

[Havinastella]

Booby George was playing darts in The Duke of Cambridge a few years back and got beaten so bad he stormed off without picking up his appearance money.

[berg787]

bobby greoge goes bling shopping with Mr T

[FrankieBoy]

He sports a massive man-ring.

[RDSdaEAGLE]

Bobby George was named so after his mums favourite comedian, Bobby Davro.

[ponypunter]

Dear Mods,

This thread is just the stupid 'Fat men can't draw apples' in disguise.

Please merge with thread in CCG.

Thanks

PP
xxxxxxxxxx

[Oddjob]

Originally posted by berg787
bobby greoge goes bling shopping with Mr T


Bobby George is sick of being mistaken for his imposter and part time lookalike (available for Parties, Weddings and Barmitzvahs) Bobby Greoge.

[Oddjob]

Originally posted by ponypunter
Dear Mods,

This thread is just the stupid 'Fat men can't draw apples' in disguise.

Please merge with thread in CCG.

Thanks

PP
xxxxxxxxxx

Pah, it fits none of the criteria suitable for a move to CCG

Yet.

[ponypunter]

Originally posted by Oddjob
Pah, it fits none of the criteria suitable for a move to CCG

Yet.

I demand a merge.

Besides, Bobby George might get upset about your allegations.

[Oddjob]

If there is any money left over from all the recent BBS donations can we book him for the 2006 BBS Xmas party to do a speech

Ta

OJ

[Mat ov CPFC]

Bobby George blows Goats.

[DANCOO]

Bobby George does NOT blow goats.

[Ecalap Latsyrc]

Bobby George is the only man alive who can be smelt visually. Just one glimpse is enough to induce the smell of beer, cheap expensive aftershave , cigars and cigarettes in your nostrils.

[DANCOO]

Originally posted by ponypunter
I demand a merge.

Besides, Bobby George might get upset about your allegations.

How would 'merging' the thread stop Bobby George getting upset.:rolleyes:

[GUCCI Eagle]

Bobby George invented the internet

[ponypunter]

Originally posted by DANCOO
How would 'merging' the thread stop Bobby George getting upset.:rolleyes:

Ok, just delete this crappy thread then.

[Mat ov CPFC]

Bobby George is a Cousin, twice removed, to Lord Lucan.

[nathe]

My dad had a game of darts against booby george

[DANCOO]

Originally posted by ponypunter
Ok, just delete this crappy thread then.

Christ, make your mind up - merge, delete, merge, delete. Typical.

[Mat ov CPFC]

Bobby George invented the 'merge' feature on Word 95.

[berg787]

bobby george wears a merkin

[GUCCI Eagle]

Bobby George once fashioned a dartboard from a bag of dried mung beans and a can of Lynx Africa.

[Mat ov CPFC]

Bobby Georges favourite treat from an Ice Cream Van is an Oyster although he is allergic to the hundreds and thousands you can have sprinkled on them.

[elliott]

Originally posted by nathe
My dad had a game of darts against booby george

That made me giggle loads.

[GUCCI Eagle]

Bobby George was born Terry Parsnip on 11/02.42

[Mat ov CPFC]

Bobby George was once up for the honouray chairmanship of the Ramblers Association but lost out by less than 50 votes.

[berg787]

bobby george's teeth are naturally yellow

[hakers]

bobby george is really a horse called eric

[nathe]

Bobby George is going to tour with take that

[GUCCI Eagle]

Bobby George owns the world's most Swedish sauna.

[GUCCI Eagle]

Bobby George has a severe gold allergy.

[elliott]

Bobby George has a little Richard

[berg787]

bobby geoge is having a homosexual love affair with ray stubbs

[hakers]

bobby george is really a robot operated by a small japanese man called inamoto

[Mat ov CPFC]

Originally posted by berg787
bobby george's teeth are naturally yellow


Shame on you. Bobby Georges yellow teeth are due to his exposure to Ebola at an early age which he caught whilst rescuing his favourite little black friend, who was being eaten by a Crocodile, from a river in Tanzania during the time his father was posted there as Ambassador.

[Away Day Eagle]

Bobby favourite takeaway is Chinese (True) and he oftens advocates "beating up" other players.

[GUCCI Eagle]

Bobby George once beat Steve McQueen in a boiled egg eating contest

[Maz]

Bobby George, like FMCDA, will often try to sneak in the back door. Be alert.

[brighton_eagle]

Who the •••• is Bobby George?

[DANCOO]

Originally posted by brighton_eagle
Who the •••• is Bobby George?

http://fivestarfacts.supergood.co.nz/wordpress/wp-content/BobbyGeorge.jpg

[brighton_eagle]

nope, doesn't help.

[berg787]

bobby george has a emu jockey licence

[GUCCI Eagle]

Bobby George was the first man on the moon

[paf]

Bobby George is a Klan member, he often regales an audience with the tale of how he hung 4 benders and a darky.

[brighton_eagle]

I'm with PP. This is just silly. Anyone can make up lies about a fat darts player.

[xmasape]

Bobby George's favorite holiday destination is Whore Island.

[berg787]

bobby george's home is called "george hall"....rumor has it theres a gold mine under it

[Away Day Eagle]

Originally posted by paf
Bobby George is a Klan member, he often regales an audience with the tale of how he hung 4 benders and a darky.

Jim Davidson is always present lending a helping hand.

[berg787]

bobby george has a indian daughter called anju bobby george

Anju Bobby George (born April 19, 1977) is an Indian athlete. Anju Bobby George made history when she won the bronze medal in Long Jump at the 2003 World Championships in Athletics in Paris. With this achievement, she became the first Indian athlete ever to win a medal in a World Championships in Athletics clearing 6.70 m. She went on to win the silver medal at the IAAF World Athletics Final in 2005, a performance she considers her best

[Jalfrezi_Enema]

Bobby George thinks PP is the best looking woman on the planet and has just released a press wotsit that says the rumours coming from the Crystal Palace web-site are his favourites and he will donate one gold link to world poverty for each and every one.


He is also impervious to piercings.

[Away Day Eagle]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/shared/spl/hi/other_sports/03/world_darts/html/intro.stm

[nathe]

bobby george can hit the bullseye from 200 yards with his eyes closed

[Away Day Eagle]

Originally posted by Jalfrezi_Enema
Bobby George thinks PP is the best looking woman on the planet and has just released a press wotsit that says the rumours coming from the Crystal Palace web-site are his favourites and he will donate one gold link to world poverty for each and every one.


He is also impervious to piercings.

[Maz]

Originally posted by brighton_eagle
I'm with PP. This is just silly. Anyone can make up lies about a fat darts player.

Or even a thin one.

[berg787]

bobby george fights crime in his spare time

[Away Day Eagle]

Bobby is actually on death row after he hunted down members of his previous gang and stabbed them in the eye with his practice set of darts. The initial arguement was about dart-flights.

However, Bobby saved the best until last. The last gang member was killed with his match set of darts.

The blood on his dart wallett inextricably linked Bobby to the crime.

One in the eye for justice

[berg787]

bobby george is 1/16 turkish

[Jalfrezi_Enema]

Bobby George Michael can hit a 180 whilst having sex with a man in a toilet.


Bobby George beat his unlawful scatalogical sex rap by showing thatb throughout his darts career, he never liked No. 2.

[berg787]

bobby george once shot a man with his dart gun in reno, just to see him die

[matayusgiovanni]

Bobby George can do a 9 dart finish firing darts out of his arse whilst singing slap my bitch up.

[berg787]

bobby george has a working gold plated robin relient which he only drives on sundays

[paf]

Bobby George real name Vilnus Abocovic has held the Albanian domino toppling record (14567) since the age of 11.

[magician]

Originally posted by berg787
bobby george once shot a man with his dart gun in reno, just to see him die johnny "trebles for show doubles for dough" cash

[Away Day Eagle]

Originally posted by berg787
bobby george once shot a man with his dart gun in reno, just to see him die

Dartford Prison Blues.

[Away Day Eagle]

Originally posted by Jalfrezi_Enema
[B]Bobby George Michael can hit a 180 whilst having sex with a man in a toilet.


/B]

Only in a public though.

[Away Day Eagle]

Originally posted by berg787
bobby george fights crime in his spare time

Bobby says "Drugs Kill Kids".

[Maz]

The name Bobby George can be spelt using only the letters 'q' and 'p'?

CCG beckons.

[elliott]

Bobby George is a fat •••••••

[matayusgiovanni]

Qqqqq Pppppp?

[paf]

Bobby George was released from Alabama State Correctional Facility in 1963 after serving 3 years for burning down a hospital in Talapoosa County. With access to the prison library alone he developed and patented a well known brand of hemorrhoid cream.

[Oddjob]

Bobby George posts on the BBS under the name James Melody

[berg787]

bobby george cant see see his bum hole with a mirror

[berg787]

bobby george along with the great wall of china are the only things seen from space that are man made

[Ecalap Latsyrc]

Due to Bobby George's love of the finer things in life the term bourgeois is derived from a contraction of his name.

[Away Day Eagle]

Originally posted by berg787
bobby george along with the great wall of china are the only things seen from space that are man made

PMSL

[Jalfrezi_Enema]

Well, obviously this one's not setr to 'run and run' but before it get's canned...........


Bobby George was once mistaken for The Incredible Hulk.

WARNING: NEVER BUY CHEAP GOLD!

[PalaceMonkey]

Bobby George is the Divine Creator.

[Micky Droy]

Bobby George weeps champagne.

[Oddjob]

Bobby George spends his spare time designing fruit machines

[GUCCI Eagle]

Bobby George invented pong and pacman during a three week tour of the Gambia.

[Away Day Eagle]

Originally posted by Micky Droy
Bobby George weeps champagne.

Dom Perignon 1964 - best of the century no less, excpet on a Sunday.

On Sunday it's Laurent Perrier

[berg787]

bobby george's left hand (the one with all the bling) is responsible for world poverty and inturn forcing bob geldoff on us all

[Sussex Eagle]

http://www.mn12.org/images/misc/comicbookguy-worst-thread-ever.jpg

[DANCOO]

Originally posted by Sussex Eagle
http://www.mn12.org/images/misc/comicbookguy-worst-thread-ever.jpg

Now you're getting it :p

[Sussex Eagle]

A sort of 'So Bad it's Good' thing eh? I think you're going to need to dig deeper.

[GUCCI Eagle]

Originally posted by Sussex Eagle
A sort of 'So Bad it's Good' thing eh? I think you're going to need to dig deeper.

You need to look at Bobby George's website to truly understand.

[brighton_eagle]

Nope. Some things are so bad they're good. This thread is not one of them. Still, it's a pleasant respite from the feeding frenzy that is SS's latest thread. :(

[Away Day Eagle]

Originally posted by berg787
bobby george's left hand (the one with all the bling) is responsible for world poverty and inturn forcing bob geldoff on us all

He could end it all with one wave of his hand but won't.

[Radders]

Bobby George owns Earnest Jones.

[Away Day Eagle]

Originally posted by Radders
Bobby George owns Earnest Jones.

He was offered Ratners but rumours that he attempted a hostile takeover were proven to be unfounded.

[berg787]

bobby george once dared ted hankey to eat a dog

[Bangkok Eagle]

Anyone who has seen Bobby George perform live will know he makes his nipple "quiver" as part of the act.

[berg787]

bobby george is helping iran develop nucleur weapons

[AndyStreet]

Bobby George invented scatology in 1973 following a dream featuring him bathing in Phil 'The Power' Taylor's shit.

[SpikeyMatt]

Bobby George once went shopping in Malaysia, wearing nothing but odd socks.

[berg787]

bobby george was the 5th beatle

[leonard1style]

Bobby George once said that 'clitoral orgasms shouldn't just be for women'

[berg787]

tony blair once said that bobby george's darts were WMD's

[paf]

Bobby George owns 4 pairs of Dunlop Greenflash, none of them fit.

[Away Day Eagle]

Bobby George killed Jill Dando

[Mat ov CPFC]

Bobby George is pen friends with Mr T.

And he used to good friends with that little black in 'Different Strokes' but they fell out over something trivial.

[nathe]

Bobby george is a special advisor to Tony Blair giving him advice on most world issues

[paf]

Bobbie George fathered coffee table music bint Katie Melua, he also co-wrote the song, '9 million bicycles' with that bloke who did the Wombles music.

[berg787]

bobby george's penis is shaped like a dart

[DANCOO]

Bobby George has a ravine named after him - Bobby Gorge.

[Oddjob]

Bobby George was the original lead singer with The Blow Monkeys

[Micky Droy]

During his first marriage, Bobby George had an affair with the Inspiral Carpets.

[Oddjob]

Bobby George can travel by fax

[Elephant with mouse gyp]

Bobby George's other sport is deep sea diving, but only in land-locked waters! He led the British contingent in the recent protests against pollution in Lake Baikal.

[Mat ov CPFC]

Bobby George is Anthony Newleys nephew.

[DANCOO]

Bobby George has got two arms, and no distinguishing birth marks.

[Micky Droy]

When Bobby George is sprinting across the savannah he is able to retract his genitalia, thus making himself more aerodynamic.

[Jalfrezi_Enema]

Bobby Geroges' excretia is panhandled for nuggets by BBC worker elves.

After his death he will be mined for minerals.

[Daddy Long]

Bobby George's house is fully DDA compliant. Which is impossible. But it is.

[SpikeyMatt]

Bobby George once got stuck up a eucalyptus tree for 16 hours before being rescued by the Merthyr Tydfil fire brigade.

[DDD]

Bobby George is the only player to have scored 300 with one dart

[DDD]

Boy George is Bobbys younger brother

[xmasape]

Bobby George was the first to contract the Y2K bug which he subsequently spread to computer systems accross the globe.

[PalaceMonkey]

Bobby George is the BBS.

[Micky Droy]

Bobby George has screw top fingers. If you unscrew them you find that each one is home to one of his personal darts.

[Geezer]

Bobby George was the first person to have Jellyfish DNA injected into his bloodstream to allow him to glow in the dark.

[DDD]

Bobby George with jewellery has a scrap value of £11 3s 6d

[PalaceMonkey]

BoBBy George was the inspiration for the film Tron.

He has a set of light cycles under the bed in his spare room.

[Geezer]

Bobby George was born a woman and despite the operation retains the ability to lactate.

[Dorking .Eagle]

Bobby George flies the worlds largest Union Flag off a flagpole which stands on an island in the middle of his private fishing lake

[xmasape]

Bobby George is promoting a new aftershave based on his own pheramones to be called "Asscrack and Oldspice".

[Geezer]

Bobby George was raised by a pack of hermit crabs.

[Dorking .Eagle]

Bobby George was horrifically attacked by a flock of magpies strangely attracted by his gold Jewellery.

His dart throwing hand was pecked so violently, he had to give up playing the harp in his spare time, which is a shame as he was honorary president of the British Harp Association.

[DDD]

Bobby George is a keen brass rubber and likes nothing better than getting down on all fours and rubbing his wax crayon over one.

[Vince Hilaire's Afro]

Bobby George was the first man ever to plait his armpit hair - and coined the term 'decalvation' during his studies of ancient Greece.

Plus - I've not seen the whole thread but this may be of interest (the babble one):

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/shared/spl/hi/other_sports/03/world_darts/html/intro.stm

[Geezer]

Bobby George has 4 knuckles on each finger, giving him his amazing dart playing ability.

[DDD]

In his time Bobby has been romantically linked with Angelina Jolie, Wynona Rider, Faye Dunaway and Irene Handle

[Elephant with mouse gyp]

When Bobby George was in the army (national service) he suffered authentically diagnosed jealousy over the CO's medals and vowed there and then.

[DANCOO]

Bobby George has no sense of smell.

Originally posted by Dorking .Eagle
... honorary president of the British Harp Association.

BHA :eek:

[Daddy Long]

The fastest human swimmer can swim at 6 miles per hour. The fastest mammal - the dolphin - can swim up to 35 miles per hour. Bobby George can swim at 17.5 miles per hour.

[Bens Jamin]

Bobby George is really a magician. Although his dart throwing looks real, the darts are already placed on the board and mearly pop out at the push of a button. No one has noticed his trick yet as he dazzels many darts fans with his gold rings and bad breath.

[DDD]

Bobby has been Rear of the Year on three occassions 1984, 85, and 86 before narrowly losing out in 87 to Felicity Kendall

[Cityside]

Bobby George is a founder member of the All England Freestyle Buttock Squeezing Association.

[Dorking .Eagle]

Bobby George styled himself on the personality of Mike Read, and the style of Jimmy Saville!

oops that one's true!

[xmasape]

Bobby George, much like Twinkies and cockroaches, can survive a nuclear explosion.

[bendyjoe]

Bobby George is a keen thrower of spoons. His furthest reached next doors shed.

[DDD]

Bobby is able to hop for 4 hours non stop on his left leg but only 1 hour 11 minutes on his right

[Radders]

Originally posted by AndyStreet
Bobby George invented scatology in 1973 following a dream featuring him bathing in Phil 'The Power' Taylor's shit.

Mr Street I have noticed is always a good poster but he sometimes worries me!!

[PalaceMonkey]

Radders & Streety sometimes dress up as Bobby George and play with each other's darts.

:eek:

[Radders]

Mickey Mouse has a Bobby George watch.

[Radders]

Originally posted by PalaceMonkey
Radders & Streety sometimes dress up as Bobby George and play with each other's darts.

:eek:


Still bitter we won't let you play eh??

;)

[PalaceMonkey]

yes :(


Bobby George taught Oprah Winfrey how to read & write

[Elephant with mouse gyp]

Following the World Professional Darts Championship of 1985, Bobby George spent 46 consecutive hours on the toilet, where he managed to read the first two books in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy. Amazingly, he still hasn't read the third!

[Radders]

Originally posted by PalaceMonkey
yes :(


Bobby George taught Oprah Winfrey how to read & write


Oprah showed Bobby the beauty of bling!! :lux:

[Oddjob]

Bobby George is favourite to win next years best supporting actor oscar, following his harrowing portrayal of a darts player in decline in Roman Polanskis 4 hr epic ' Darticus'

[xmasape]

Bobby George played the part of Dart Vader in Dart Wars.

[berg787]

bobby george controls the east coast of america

[Jalfrezi_Enema]

Bobby George's best mate Mike Newell suddenly doeasn't have any 'evidence' since his new agent delivered his ferrari.

[DANCOO]

Bobby George owns Dartmoor.

[Maz]

Bobby George is a key founding member of CCTAWOBGTCCG.

(the Campaign to Consign The Amazing World Of Bobby George To Chit Chat Gold)

[Asagaya_Eagle]

Originally posted by berg787
bobby george was the 5th beatle

5th & 6th in fact. He can also last for more than a year without water

[Micky Droy]

Bobby George rebuilt Ilford high street after it was heavily bombed in the war.

[Oddjob]

Bobby George will do anything for love, but he won't do that.

[Micky Droy]

Bobby George built a massive catapult in his back garden in order to 'send animals into space'.

[PalaceMonkey]

1000 pocket sized Bobby George's run the government of Luxembourg.

[paf]

Bobby George was the voice of Yoda.

[DDD]

Bobbys famous match day jewellery, if laid end to end, would stretch from Billericay High Street to the post office on Dagenham Broadway

[RDSdaEAGLE]

Bobby George once crossed the river Danube in a boat made solely of foil milk bottle tops.

[Asagaya_Eagle]

In the first ever episode of Eastenders, Bobby George played a passing police car.

[Nelson Muntz]

Bobby Goerge once gave Dermot Murnaghan the darts advice

'Scoring for show, Doubles for dough'.

(true apparently)

[RDSdaEAGLE]

Bobby George is famous for a few things, however, his as yet uncredited work was that of installing the light decorations on the Eifel Tower.

[paf]

Originally posted by Nelson Muntz
Bobby Goerge once gave Dermot Murnaghan the darts advise

'Scoring for show, Doubles for dough'.

(true apparently)

He said that to him on telly last week, backstage at the darts.

[Micky Droy]

Bobby George grinds up knickers with his pestle and mortar, and then smokes them.

[Jalfrezi_Enema]

Originally posted by Maz
Bobby George is a key founding member of CCTAWOBGTCCG.

(the Campaign to Consign The Amazing World Of Bobby George To Chit Chat Gold)

Yes, in your bumbling way you have made a valid point. This is stupid. We might as well have FMCDA back and be honest about it. After all, probably what would happen if the Bobby George thread was moved would be another thread hi-jack and the whole silly process begins again woth those who enjoy it enjoying it and those who can only moan about it - moaning about it. If you don't like it, don't read it. Personally, the fact that a thread is being kept open ad nauseum so you can argue with people is much more pointless but hey, this sort of logic is not set to catch on, I think.

Bobby George is the brightest star in the marketing universe.

[Mat ov CPFC]

Bobby George is allergic to Cadburys Creme Eggs.

[DDD]

To commemorate his contribution to darts Tower Hamlets Council have named one of the tower Blocks on the Bin Laden Estate after Bobby.

[calne eagle]

Originally posted by Nelson Muntz
Bobby Goerge once gave Dermot Murnaghan the darts advice

'Scoring for show, Doubles for dough'.

(true apparently)

True though, innit - variant on the old golfing 'You drive for show, you putt for dough'

And this is really FMCDA isn't it.

Come to CCG, babies, you'll be safe with us...........

[DDD]

Originally posted by calne eagle
True though, innit - variant on the old golfing 'You drive for show, you putt for dough'

And this is really FMCDA isn't it.

Come to CCG, babies, you'll be safe with us...........

It could never ever ever be another FMCDA, mores the pity:(

Bobby George is 23% Tungsten

[Jalfrezi_Enema]

Bobby George has a floatation tank in his stomach where anyone under three feet tall can let the cares of the world just wash away.

[Jalfrezi_Enema]

Ironically, Bobby George has never fought a dragon and doesn't float.

[Maz]

Originally posted by Jalfrezi_Enema
Yes, in your bumbling way you have made a valid point. This is stupid. .

I don't bumble.

But your second comment was apt.

[Jalfrezi_Enema]

Originally posted by Maz
I don't bumble.

But your second comment was apt.

LOL. Pathetic.

[DANCOO]

Originally posted by Jalfrezi_Enema
Yes, in your bumbling way you have made a valid point. This is stupid. We might as well have FMCDA back and be honest about it. After all, probably what would happen if the Bobby George thread was moved would be another thread hi-jack and the whole silly process begins again woth those who enjoy it enjoying it and those who can only moan about it - moaning about it. If you don't like it, don't read it. Personally, the fact that a thread is being kept open ad nauseum so you can argue with people is much more pointless but hey, this sort of logic is not set to catch on, I think.


But I thought all of these Bobby George facts were true.:confused: :(

[Micky Droy]

Babby George likes to garnish his spaghetti bolognese with his own hair.

[calne eagle]

Originally posted by calne eagle
Come to CCG, babies, you'll be safe with us...........

<Siren call.........................>

[Oddjob]

Bobby Georges breast milk can be used to make cheese and yoghurt

[Jalfrezi_Enema]

Originally posted by DANCOO
But I thought all of these Bobby George facts were true.:confused: :(

They are. Trust me. Including:

Bobby George lives in Dancoo's house under the stairs. :eek:

Quick, go check. :D

[Jalfrezi_Enema]

Bobbly George needs de-fluffing like, twice an hour. Jeez.


Oh, and Blobby George is Noel Edmonds only friend. His amazing powers of falling over without hurting himself are set to be tested in a new 'made for tv' helicopter stunt.

[EagleSE24]

Bobby George is slowly sliding towards magnetic north at a rate of 4 inches a day.

[EagleSE24]

Bobby George runs the country's 6th biggest cushion warehouse, stuffing the cushions with his own chest hair.

He is shaved every 2 days after lunch.

[matayusgiovanni]

Bobby Goerge is dead. Long live Bobby George.

[DANCOO]

Bobby George carries a dead virus with him at all times. This month I believe it is Narcissus late season yellows virus.

Next month he has pencilled in one of his favourites - Cercopithecine herpesvirus 14.

[Asagaya_Eagle]

Bobby George does not believe in France

[EagleSE24]

Bobby George was once Gordon Ramsay's mentor but gave up life in the kitchen when he was awarded his third Michelin Star. he said of the decision 'I want to go out at the top of the profession.'

[Oddjob]

Bobby George has never worn a sarong

[PalaceMonkey]

Booby George has no thigh bone in his left leg.
He wears extremely tight trousers to give him enough support to stand up

[Oddjob]

Bobby George is allergic to pub quizzes.

[Jalfrezi_Enema]

"Bobby Georgia on my mind" was the best selling single in Cappucino bars across lativa for three days.

On being beaten to the top spot the famous he/she could be heard mumbling "Damn those wombles!" over and over.

[Micky Droy]

There are two Bobby Georges, but one of them is never seen as he lives inside the Bobby George we all know and love.

[Springer]

Bobby George co-wrote and played bass on the original recording of the theme from Jersey based 80s detective series "Bergerac".

[Jalfrezi_Enema]

Any face you make out of lego resembles bobby george and will run off with the cake in your fridge.

[EagleSE24]

Bobby George has never had a paper cut

[Oddjob]

Bobby George came 2nd in the creative clay category at the 1986 Craft Fair Awards in Letchworth, his lifesize plasticine replica of Steve Perryman was commended by the judges who felt Bobby had perfectly captured the ‘desolation and despair’ of his subjects soul.

[EagleSE24]

Bobby George briefly worked as Ray Stubbs' PA due to his ability to type 130wpm and his meticulous minute taking.

[xmasape]

Bobby George can kick some serious ass but only on a Monday.

[GUCCI Eagle]

Bobby George designs instruction booklets for flat pack Ikea furniture.

[Jalfrezi_Enema]

If you stare into a mirror and say the name Bobby George three times slowly, a 'Geezer' will pop up behind you and offer you a Gold Sovrin' for a oner.

[PalaceMonkey]

Bobby George can fly for a distance of one mile, if released one mile above the Earth's surface :)

[hakers]

Originally posted by PalaceMonkey
Bobby George can fly for a distance of one mile, if released one mile above the Earth's surface :)

bobby george can bounce for a mile after flying for a mile following being released one mile above the earths surface

[DANCOO]

Bobby George's middle name is Franklin, he is sometimes referred to as the BFG, the Bum F*cking Giant.

[EagleSE24]

Bobby George once threw a dart at a board so hard in a pub game that noone could remove it and, if legend is to be believed, noone ever will.

[nathe]

Originally posted by EagleSE24
Bobby George once threw a dart at a board so hard in a pub game that noone could remove it and, if legend is to be believed, noone ever will.

until the true heir to the darts throne is born and they will be able to remove it.

[DDD]

The house that Bobby George grew up in was made entirely of rubber bands

[DDD]

Bobby George formed a breakaway darts organisation in 2004.

The first Bobby George Dart Organisation (BGDO) tournament was held in Bobbys potting shed and was won by Bobbywho beat his wife Marjorie in the final by 6 sets to 0 a feat Bobbie achieved without dropping a leg.

Although Marjorie did have to keep popping to the kitchen to keep an eye on Bobbys tea.

[DDD]

Bobby loves the taste of apple green matt emulsion but has had to give up his favourite treat on advice from his doctor

[Micky Droy]

Bobby George can understand mice, but they refuse to talk to him because he looks a bit like their devil-figure.

[Springer]

Bobby George was the brains behind the children's board game "Build A Better Burger".

[EagleSE24]

Bobby George will only eat meals off a specially enlarged oche.

[Jalfrezi_Enema]

Originally posted by EagleSE24
Bobby George once threw a dart at a board so hard in a pub game that noone could remove it and, if legend is to be believed, noone ever will.

Furthermore, Bobby George visits every pub in the UK at midnight before opening day and hurls a dartboard at the wall with all his might. This explains why they are all at the same height and not removable.

He then sh*ts an oche and moves on, his work complete.

[EagleSE24]

Originally posted by Jalfrezi_Enema
Furthermore, Bobby George visits every pub in the UK at midnight before opening day and hurls a dartboard at the wall with all his might. This explains why they are all at the same height and not removable.

He then sh*ts an oche and moves on, his work complete.

How does he always get 20 at the top? Is it skill, trickery or just best not to ask?

[DANCOO]

Originally posted by EagleSE24
How does he always get 20 at the top? Is it skill, trickery or just best not to ask?

He didn't get 20 at the top in The Blue Lion in Dunstable, they f*cking hate him there.....and he didn't just shit an oche either!

[DDD]

Bobby George wraps himself in cellophane at very available opportunity

[Jalfrezi_Enema]

Obviously, I'm assuming here, but seeing as you're not covered in two hundred weight of gold and don't have a beer gut you could turn into a holiday resort, this knowledge is denied you, young paduan.

To progress to the next level: Drink more beer.

[Jalfrezi_Enema]

Bobby George designed the 'fairground dart' in an unfair attempt to protect his world title.

[nathe]

Booby George has an auto fire switch on the back of his neck. When switched on this enables him to fire 600 darts a minute but when switched off he can only manage 1 dart every 4.5 seconds.

[PalaceMonkey]

Bobby George is an anagram of George W Bush.
Bobby does NOT like this fact to mentioned, and will send me an email fine of one thrupenny bit.

[Micky Droy]

Originally posted by Jalfrezi_Enema
Furthermore, Bobby George visits every pub in the UK at midnight before opening day and hurls a dartboard at the wall with all his might. This explains why they are all at the same height and not removable.

He then sh*ts an oche and moves on, his work complete.

Sometimes, just now and then, this man kills me.