Alphabet thread Part IV

[James]

All you have to do is start each message in this thread with the next letter of the alphabet.

[Kat]

Balls to that!

[Dave]

Can't be arsed with this

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All those who believe in telekinesis raise my hand.

[2can]

Don't you have anything better to do? Nope me neither.

[Terry Lee]

Everyone is lovin this chain!!!

[soogee]

Fab

[Riccardo]

God I'm tired...

[Robin]

How sad can you get?

[Spikemeister]

Irrational behaviour.....

[Mike Douglas]

Just a tired and emotional message from Teltow.
Shows how tired when I have to edit that!!!!

[This message has been edited by Mike Douglas (edited 07 February 2001).]

[CPFC_R_GREAT]

Kin hell this is childish!

[James]

Look guys - if you don't like it, you don't have to play.

[Kat]

My o my, no need to get tetchy.

[David Murray]

Never played this game before

[Mike Douglas]

One question, why are we on the BBS at this time of night? (12.50 CET)

[Del Boy]

Pi*s off the lot of you and go to bed!

[swindelhurst kid]

Quick,ive gotta get out of this

[Exiled in Bury]

Right! Lets keep this moving along then!

[ozieaglesimon]

Scary? Silly sods screwing software stead a some sheila! http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif

[swindelhurst kid]

Ti ts arse and bowlarks

[Eddie McGoldrick's tash]

U lot can all f%ck off i'm NOT joining in with this sh!t. It's not cool and it's not clever!!!

[batigol]

very stupid...

[ruediger]

wait a minute until the next posting that will make sense.

[Steve in Phoenix]

X = EC(squared) times four is the size of ruddocks wages.

[philaire]

Yippee! I didn't have to do "x"!

[This message has been edited by philaire (edited 08 February 2001).]

[Vic Eagle]

Zealously I tried to avoid 'z'....sadly, I failed.

[Kevin T]

Another spin around the alphabet boys and girls?

[Palace No.1 Fan]

Boring!!!!!

[Sunny Fan]

Can't be ar*ed

[Del Boy]

Calmly, he posts the next reply

[Palace No.1 Fan]

Deano Rules

[Kabba's Magic Shorts]

Enough ! Enough !

[Marco van Palace]

F**king boring....

[James Varcoe]

Go away if you don't like it

[Palace No.1 Fan]

Hurry up and run away!!!

[Sunny Fan]

I'll get my coat

[Kevin T]

Jolly's testimonial. Who's going?

[David Murray]

Kevin is interested in Jolly http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif

[Palace No.1 Fan]

Lombardo might be there

[Sunny Fan]

Michaeli Padovano is unlikely to put in an appearance (did he ever?)

[Palace No.1 Fan]

Now this is getting boring.....

[James]

Oh no it isn't...

[GUCCI Eagle]

Patently is.

[Axie]

Quintessentially boring

[selhurstparkflyer]

I've just had the most incredible dump.

[Riccardo]

Riccardo's the name, making love the game...well, I wish getting paid to sh@g, not bad.

[selhurstparkflyer]

Ruddy pc

[selhurstparkflyer]

unbelievable

[ruediger]

vanished entry.

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[ruediger]

what a load of rubbish.

[James]

XXXXXXX - Something tells me that one or two of you are unfamiliar with the English Alphabet. the next letter is 'T' ..... 'U' will follow in a short while selhurstparkflyer.

Forget this message. the thread is running too fast for me to keep up.

[This message has been edited by James (edited 08 February 2001).]

[Axie]

xcuse me what happened to S and T ?

[James]

Yes - my last message (before it was edited) was an attempt to introduce 'S' - but never mind - let's continue from here.

[ruediger]

zealous (in vain) and no idea what to do next

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[paf]

Aghhhh, too late.

[Axie]

Before we start again, may I ask a question ? What is your favourite type of cheese ?

[Palace No.1 Fan]

Chedder

[David Murray]

Do you drop them darling ? No, wanna stand on you head and pull them up then http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif

[ruediger]

Eager to do it right now at the office ...

[Ash]

For heavens sake, Ruediger, go ahead then !

- edited because I always spell Rudy's name wrong http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/frown.gif

[This message has been edited by Ash (edited 08 February 2001).]

[Marco van Palace]

Great! You forget å,ä & ö!

[philaire]

How about ĥ, Ĥ, Ħ or ħ?

[GUCCI Eagle]

Sound as a pound mate!!!!!!!!!

[Kat]

Top blokes

[David Murray]

Useless Tosspot more like it Gucci http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif

[This message has been edited by David Murray (edited 08 February 2001).]

[Ash]

Veered off at the wrong angle for a moment there, phew almost lost it.

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[Kat]

Wait a minute, there is no need to get abusive to each other. I meant all of you.

[David Murray]

XTC - To take or not to take, that is the question ?

[Ash]

You sod Murray - just beat me to it again !

[This message has been edited by Ash (edited 08 February 2001).]

[GUCCI Eagle]

Yo yo yo yo I got 50 Bentley's in the West Indies!!!!!!!!

[David Murray]

Zulu warrior is a dance we used to do in the Navy when drunk !

[Ash]

All drunks do the Zulu Warrior David !

Again! Again!

B*ll*cks.

[The Lion Tamer]

Cr@p

[Ash]

Do try and make the effort to string the posts together won't you ?

Effectively I was, but mis-fired somewhat.

[Sunny Fan]

Firing on all cylinders now

[James]

Good...

[David Murray]

Holy smoke James is back

[This message has been edited by David Murray (edited 08 February 2001).]

[James]

I am. Did you miss me?

[GUCCI Eagle]

James beat me to I.

[This message has been edited by GUCCI Eagle (edited 08 February 2001).]

[David Murray]

Kleenex required for Gucci now

[This message has been edited by David Murray (edited 08 February 2001).]

[winners]

joint effort on the I's then!

[winners]

left behind, as usual!

[Riccardo]

Maybe James it was Selhurstflyer and myself posting at the same time...not lack of alphabetical knowledge..... http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Ash]

Never mind, it's not important. Let's get back to the matter in hand...

[Riccardo]

Oh, sorry.

[Ash]

Perhaps James might tell me what the current record for times around the alphabet is ?

[David Murray]

Questions put to a lawyer are expensive

[Ash]

Reckon that nice bloke James will do this one for free though...

[James]

Some hope!

[Ash]

Typical.

[Gaffer]

Unbelievable.

[Ash]

Veart was the Guv'nor, but who was the Gaffer ?

[James]

Well, if it IS typical, it can hardly be unbelievable, can it?

[Sunny Fan]

Xcellent point well made

[Ash]

You spend so much time dodging the question when it would be quicker & easier to answer it James !

[Sunny Fan]

Zounds!!! Reached the end again. How about we go backwards through this time?

[David Murray]

Zest, or the lack of is why I misread the last posting

Backwards it is then

[This message has been edited by David Murray (edited 08 February 2001).]

[Ash]

Absolutely not. As that nice lawyer James tells us in the title of this thread, the alphabet runs from A-Z. Thanks for pointing that out James http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif

[This message has been edited by Ash (edited 08 February 2001).]

[David Murray]

Blimey, now I don't know which way I am going ?

[Ash]

Curious how you opted correctly then !

[selhurstparkflyer]

der

[Gaffer]

Originally posted by Ash:
Curious how you opted correctly then !

Especially as you're such an arse David! http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/smile.gif

[GUCCI Eagle]

Firkin Pollocks

GUCCI, that's not very nice...Pollocks to the lot of you

[Steve in Phoenix]

Hormones are flaring I see...

[Sunny Fan]

I've heard of nostrils flaring, but didn't know that hormones could; anything else they can do?

[Oisin]

Just seen this so i haven't posted before.

Kiss and make up, if its a hormone thing.

[Steve C]

Lamposts are my dogs favorite places to pee,

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Guten Tag!ex Basingstoke lad!

[zonin2000]

Man walks into a bar....

Ouch!

(Boom, boom.)

[zonin2000]

Not a good one, I admit.

[zonin2000]

Ok Ok ill stop posting!

Please do http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/smile.gif

[Sunny Fan]

Quiet please, I'm trying to concentrate on some work

[BJ]

Read this from start to finish, man I'm bored.

[cumbrian_eagles]

Start to finish? I skipped the middle 5 pages or so!

[Sunny Fan]

Think you should go back and read them, missed some fascinating insights.

[Steve in Phoenix]

Unless you have a life to be getting on with..

(I recommend page 6)

[Trolley]

Victorious will be the Conservatives at the next election.

[James]

Will they F***!

[Trolley]

James,

Xcuse me - Do refrain from using language like that !!!!

[hilairehair]

zzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

[hilairehair]

Yikes! Missed One

[the_next_matt_jansen]

Any chance of starting again?

[hilairehair]

but of course

[the_next_matt_jansen]

Could be a good idea.

[Trolley]

D For Doonican - That wonderful singer who used to grace us with his songs whilst seated in a rocking chair.
Hope you are keeping well Val.

[the_next_matt_jansen]

Dont reply then!

[the_next_matt_jansen]

Excellent timing, trolley!

[Trolley]

E reminds me of Edmundo Ros and his orchestra.
Wonderful memories.

[Ted Rodgers]

Fan Zhiyi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif


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[Trolley]

Goa - A part of the world I would dearly like to visit.

[hilairehair]

Have to go home now

[Trolley]

If he who hesitates is lost,why look before you leap ? !

[zonin2000]

Jim

[Eddie McGoldrick's tash]

Kill Palace's No.1 fan - it's spelt Cheddar NOT Chedder.

I was raised in Cheddar - so spell it right.

[Eddie McGoldrick's tash]

Look!!!!

Originally posted by Palace No.1 Fan:
Chedder

[soogee]

Make mine a double

[Steve in Phoenix]

Neat?

[Vic Eagle]

Oh no...I come down to brekky to find that, up in the frozen Northern Hemisphere, this thread is still going strong...

[CPFC_R_GREAT]

O as if you could drink it any other way

[CPFC_R_GREAT]

Poo double post

[philaire]

Quick before someone else grabs "Q"!

[Adrian]

Right on, man! Cool thread!

[Steve in Phoenix]

Seriously though, dont you think we better stop? Before we wear out our keyboards?

[Steve in Phoenix]

Thread-Killer yeah! - I am truly the mightiest.

[Del Boy]

Underpants stop your knob getting caught in your trouser zip!

[swindelhurst kid]

Vd a terrible thing to give to the missus.

[Bomber Del]

I want to play!!

[David Murray]

Jesus, this thread still going ?

[Kevin T]

Kevin T's barmy army!

[Andover Eagle]

what's this thread all about?

[Mike Douglas]

Long time since the last entry don't you think?

[Ash]

Meandering posters to blame for that.

[GUCCI Eagle]

Michael, you are very perceptive

[Kat]

Nuts! The lot of you.

[Ash]

No no no GUCCI old shun, you should be taking care of the Ns.

[Ash]

Oh b*llocks I'm making a reet mess of this.

[Kat]

Oops! A double Ntry!!

[GUCCI Eagle]

Oh dear Ash it was time for Os

[Ash]

Please take more care when engaging in any form of double enrty there Kat http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif

[GUCCI Eagle]

Pubes!!!! You've both ruined it now.

[Ash]

Quick off the mark, else I'll get the nark !

[Ash]

Relax won't you Gucci ?

[Steve in Phoenix]

Xena The Warrior Princess - debate.

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[Steve in Phoenix]

Yeehaw! I think I finally killed this thread.

Do I win a prize ?

[Eddie McGoldrick's tash]

Zip it Steve in Phoenix!!!

[Eddie McGoldrick's tash]

Anyway this thread could possibly go on forever.

[ruediger]

Blimey, no invitation on the BBS for a Friday lunchtime piss-up until now.

[This message has been edited by ruediger (edited 09 February 2001).]

[selhurstparkflyer]

correct

[ruediger]

Don't know which letter is to come next.

[ozieaglesimon]

Everyone here has lost it! How many letters are ther in the alphabet anyway? 176 so far if these posts are anything to go by. Who was that who suggeted Palace fans might be a bit odd? Emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif

[Gaffer]

Flippin' 'eck, this thread still going???

[Vic Eagle]

Got to just sit back and admit how sad we all are to be keeping it going...

[blondie eagle]

Hows about this then, my mums in Paris,yesterday she was halfway up the eiffel tower and met a girl with a Palace scarf on.

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[David Murray]

I love your team, can I love you now http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif

[This message has been edited by David Murray (edited 09 February 2001).]

[Gaffer]

Jeez David you perv http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/smile.gif

[David Murray]

Killer instinct, I was born with it mate http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/smile.gif

[Gaffer]

Lol

[blondie eagle]

My God we are sad doing this!

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[Gaffer]

No no no, just blonde and bored (in your case http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/smile.gif )

[blondie eagle]

O.K I will go do something useful - have breakfast, no working today, just abuse of free internet access!

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[GUCCI Eagle]

Pubic hair needs washing regulareleleaaament.

[Gaffer]

Quite.

[David Murray]

R U Scratching again Gucci ?

[Gaffer]

Ugh http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/frown.gif

[James]

Something tells me that we have skipped a couple of letters again. Must try harder folks.

[hilairehair]

Tell me what "lol" means??

[David Murray]

Until today it still stood for Laugh Out Loud

[Gaffer]

Very well spotted James but it makes things more interesting http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/smile.gif

[Panzer]

Ha! I knew it....it's just me on my own now.

[Mike Douglas]

Hello Ruediger, glad to see you posting again after what appeared to be a post Christmas break.

[Panzer]

I've already posted H

[Mike Douglas]

I seem to have overlapped with you Panzer, if that's not illegal

[David Murray]

James, please reinstate some order on this thread.

[Panzer]

Just post one letter ahead that should sort the problem.

[Mike Douglas]

Knew we would get it right if we took our time.
If that is a double post then I'm going somewhere else to sulk!!!!!!!

[Panzer]

Looks like me thats cuasing all the problems, I'll move ahead 2 letters!!

[GUCCI Eagle]

Lard is high in saturated fat.

[GUCCI Eagle]

Muppet

[Panzer]

Oh God! hope my timings right on this one.

[Panzer]

Nope! not playing anymore.....
:confused

[Fester]

Pathetic, isn't it?

[David Murray]

Quite - Panzer - get your act together lad !

[This message has been edited by David Murray (edited 09 February 2001).]

[David Murray]

[This message has been edited by David Murray (edited 09 February 2001).]

[blondie eagle]

Right, had brekkie, done some work, I am back, and your all still here.

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[Panzer]

Right, I'll try harder this time...but it wasn't me that started it!!!!

[Panzer]

See!

[David Murray]

Terrible, pay attention

[Panzer]

Undeniably my fault that one....looks like I'm making a right mess of this.

[blondie eagle]

under pressure to type this fast

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[blondie eagle]

very slow then!

[Panzer]

Very nearly got away with it, then along comes Blondie and ruins it for me!!!

[Panzer]

Well that's it I give up!!

[David Murray]

xenophobia is the problem Panzer- get it sorted
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[Panzer]

XXXX it!

[David Murray]

You've done it again

[Panzer]

Y is it a problem?

[David Murray]

Zany little creature aren't you Panzer

[Fester]

Are we supposed to go back to the beginning, now?

[selhurstparkflyer]

balls to that

[David Murray]

Can't see it lasting much longer
http://www.searchengineworld.com/busybee/i/free/anim/dance5.gif

[Fester]

Could we try and maintain a modicum of decorum?

[Fester]

D'oh!!

[Gaffer]

Even I don't think that's likely


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[Sweaty Sock]

Fu*k this thread, I'm off to South Africa

[David Murray]

Goodbye then
http://www.searchengineworld.com/busybee/i/free/anim/pc5.gif

[blondie eagle]

How did you know that i am about to stick my head through my PC

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[Baloo]

Har-de-har-har-har

[David Murray]

I can sense it Blondie
http://www.searchengineworld.com/busybee/i/free/anim/runroom.gif

[blondie eagle]

Just amazing that david

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[David Murray]

Kinetics Blondie, kinetics

http://www.searchengineworld.com/busybee/i/free/anim/snoopy1.gif

[Gaffer]

Leave it out. http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif

[blondie eagle]

More, we want more

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[David Murray]

Now I've heard that about you http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif

[Gaffer]

Ouch! http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/eek.gif

[blondie eagle]

Poor, very poor, did I offend you in a past life?

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[Gaffer]

Quash the rumour blondie or you will get a rep http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/redface.gif

[blondie eagle]

right, I can definately tell you I don't sleep around, I am deeply hurt by these accusations, and deny it emphatically .

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[Gaffer]

Sweet http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/smile.gif

[ruediger]

too late to say sorry.

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[blondie eagle]

too right

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[Panzer]

U r posting on the wrong thread Blondie.....go to the double alphabet one...

http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

[winners]

vituality finished, how about a try using bbs member names, and no cheating!

[winners]

when will i learn to spell - that should read virtually

[hilairehair]

Yuk! Just eaten bogging sandwich...

[hilairehair]

xylophone