Picture war game

[KevTheOptimist]

It's time for picture war!!

The deal here is you post up a picture of something that can defeat the picture posted before, so for example if I start with a picture of a house, someone can follow that with a picture of fire to defeat the house followed by a picture of water etc etc etc

Rules: No repeating, no weapons!

I'm gonna start with football!

[Gav The Hamster]

let me see if i've got this right ?


http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00194/Malcolm_Glazer_194616c.jpg

[KevTheOptimist]

You got it bang on!!!

I'll defeat you by squashing !!

[Webb]

https://www.wmsplc.co.uk/sharedimages/Medium/D1106.JPG

Paper. :D

Can't see where this is going next.....:p

[PhilD]

http://www.guardianoffers.co.uk/mall/Timscris/customerimages/products/TIMWGA006.jpg

[tonkers]

:D

[tonkers]

I'll soon sort that out :D

[smileysmith]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Fm_stirling_pool.jpg/300px-Fm_stirling_pool.jpg

[PhilD]

http://www.chiltonhouse.com/images/Old%20Drain%20Redone.jpg

[Embassy No.1]

http://www.showercurtain.jp/images/oct03/ahiru/bath-plug.gif

[jrnicholson]

?

[PALACEWU]

a kettle????? how's that gonna destroy a Plug!!!

[Embassy No.1]

Originally posted by jrnicholson
?

Its a plug.

[jrnicholson]

the kettle was for the water in the swimming pool...

[KevTheOptimist]

This should sort out the plug problem!

http://www.deskartes.com/case%20studies/Sindler/drill%20DRP10,a.jpg

[suits_you]

To cut the power tools power supply.

http://www.lanshack.com/images/Standard_Images/Tools&Accesories/scissors-l.jpg

[PalaceMonkey]

http://okopnik.freeshell.org/photoj-winter0203/fog.jpg


some fog to rust the scissors

[suits_you]

Burn up that Fog

http://burro.astr.cwru.edu/Academics/Astr221/SolarSys/Sun.gif

[KevTheOptimist]

defeated!

http://asthediscgoesroundproductions.com/Props%20page%20pics/Sun%20glasses.jpg

[Phil's Barber]

Sunglasses:

http://www.avsaf.org/ntas/download/Panel%203%20Sim-FTD/JohnDixonEliteNTAS/Sunglasses.jpg

[Embassy No.1]

why use Sunglasses when you can use Sun Cream.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40956000/jpg/_40956733_summer4.jpg

[tonkers]

Should sort them out(the sun glasses, not the women, or maybe...)

[PalaceMonkey]

ouch!
not if you can't wear them

http://www.wetasschronicles.com/FootBlisters.jpg

[Embassy No.1]

http://www.freewebs.com/dog-training-manhattan/brunochilling.jpg

Hello.

I'd chew them boots right up!

[KevTheOptimist]

Hello, I'd like to eat you please!!

http://www.surfbirds.com/mb/media/2002-18-03-lion.jpg

[DDD]

Originally posted by KevTheOptimist
Hello, I'd like to eat you please!!

http://www.surfbirds.com/mb/media/2002-18-03-lion.jpg

This is the best thing for sorting Lions out

http://rlis.com/kelownadays/images/palace.jpg

[PalaceMonkey]

http://www.englandfootballonline.com/images/Coaches/VenablesT_3.jpg


BOOOOOOOOOOOO :grrr:

[DDD]

Originally posted by DDD
This is the best thing for sorting Lions out

http://rlis.com/kelownadays/images/palace.jpg

and this one doesnt seem to do eagles any good....:(

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38180000/jpg/_38180348_noades150.jpg

[Phil's Barber]

http://keithp.com/~keithp/twin/twin-clock.png

Only time can defeat the dark lord off Selhurst.

[Gosling]

I was going to find a picture about procrastination but I keep putting it off.

[Ecalap Latsyrc]

http://www.kasterborus.com/tardis/tardis/tardis16.jpg

[Phil's Barber]

http://www.new-age.co.uk/images/glastonbury-2004-theatre-daleks-l.jpg

Worst I could find...

[Kevan Woz Awful]

http://www.wilson203.freeserve.co.uk/Doc%201.jpg

Me Too - But still good enough to deal with your Daleks

[Scroatey]

Old Dalek's beaten by...

http://www.mapleart.ca/images/September_2004/640x480/size-100/100-stairs_entrance.jpg

New Dalek's beaten by...

http://sean.adventureteam.com/pages/twins/billypiper3.jpg

[Scroatey]

I think we should progress with Kevan Woz Awful's Doctor combined with my Billy :p

[PalaceMonkey]

Stairs & possibly Billy too defeated by...


http://www.ncaonline.org/products/lifts/images/Inclinator-Stair-Lift2.jpg

[Kevan Woz Awful]

http://www.askmen.com/men/entertainment_100/pictures_100/chris_evans/chris_evans_150.JPG

Beats Your Billy?

[Scroatey]

Beats a Stanner Stair Lift...

http://www.epinions.com/images/opti/c0/13/Mezco_Toyz_Austin_Powers_Fat_Man_Figure_Toys-resized200.jpg

[Ecalap Latsyrc]

Stairlift defeated by.....


http://www.insertcredit.com/features/london2003/PSE/img/powercut.jpg

[Kevan Woz Awful]

http://www.canadianwindpower.com/images/webhome.jpg

[randomjack]

I'll cut down your wind turbine!
http://www.davidavery.co.uk/caravan/stage8/imagestage8011.jpg

[Kevan Woz Awful]

http://home.comcast.net/~steve_k/thermite.jpg

Thermite beats your angle grinder

[PalaceMonkey]

jack bauer defeats explosives!

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00186/Jack_Bauer_186737g.jpg

[DDD]

[i

Thermite beats your angle grinder [/B]

http://www.bombsquadonline.com/images/bombcrowd.jpg

[AJ's right boot]

My James Bond would make mince meat out of your Jack B!

[DDD]

Lost Boy Vampire Keifer defeated by

http://smallbusiness.miva.com/products/demo/mm5/graphics/products/produce/display/garlic-bulb_d.gif

[Embassy No.1]

Originally posted by AJ's right boot
My James Bond


One day. One day.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e4/ErnstStavroBlofeld.jpg

[spunky]

Fact chuck norris defeats everything, close thread please :D

http://www.lattimore.id.au/images/chuck-norris.jpg

[randomjack]

Drive By Kills Chuck Norris!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/manchester/content/images/2004/09/27/lickin_shot_203_203x152.jpg

[AJ's right boot]

Ha the hof DESTROYS Chuck Norris!!

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/MMPH/248529.jpg

[DDD]

A flat tyre puts paid to Drive by shooting

http://www.chadsac.scubadivers.co.uk/lochaline03/thumbnails/flat%20tyre.jpg

[randomjack]

Pit Crew fixes flat tyre!

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/03/06/gp_schu_gallery__550x329.jpg

(Why there would be a pit crew at a drive by shooting I never know!)

[Oliver Varcoe]

http://www.toyota-supra.info/albums/latest_pics/toyota_supra.jpg

She'll defeat anything;)

[TonysMumsabitch]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c214/laticsman/Diet-Smegma.jpg
But can she beat a fat bloke in an x-wing, who like KFC?

[Embassy No.1]

Old age will get her in the end:

http://www.kahunavideo.com/images/Old_woman_on_the_beach_in_Cuco.JPG

[randomjack]

this sorts her out..itll keep her busy

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a0/Double_Dildo.jpg/400px-Double_Dildo.jpg

[AJ's right boot]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/MMPH/248529.jpg the hoff can even beat old age!!

[Oliver Varcoe]

This'll confuse him...

http://levilab.berkeley.edu/Images/illusion.gif

[randomjack]

Mr Hoff- he like the fish and chips!
http://www.tiedhouse.com/menu/foodpics/fishchips.jpg

[Oliver Varcoe]

This consumes the fish and chips within seconds

http://www.rotten.com/library/crime/corporate/mcdonalds/too-many-happy-meals.jpg :p

[randomjack]

This sorts the fat kid out

http://www.stdavidsmc.com/CPM/Women_and_Heart%20Disease.jpg :eek:

[Oliver Varcoe]

They'll fix him up...

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2003/Aug-04-Mon-2003/photos/2study.jpg

[Highbury Eagle]

Not if these guys get a chance.....

[Highbury Eagle]

Bugger, not working!

[AJ's right boot]

this anvil will sort that doc out!

http://www.acme.com/calendar/images/anvil_ad.gif

[Fide et Fiducia]

Roadrunner always defeats an anvil


http://www.cclassic.szu.pl/files/ZxSpectrum/Pictures/Inlays/RoadRunner.jpg

[Oliver Varcoe]

An anvil didnt ever help destroy the one ring...

Not sure if it counts but i found the picture funny:p


http://www.msgr.ca/msgr-5/Bush%20Lord%20of%20the%20Rings.jpg

[AJ's right boot]

Originally posted by Oliver Varcoe
An anvil didnt ever help destroy the one ring...

Not sure if it counts but i found the picture funny:p


http://www.msgr.ca/msgr-5/Bush%20Lord%20of%20the%20Rings.jpg

:eek: Holy **** LOL

[AJ's right boot]

The fires of Mordor defeat George bush

http://http://img-fan.theonering.net/rolozo/images/sotomayor/Mordor.jpg

[weltklasse]

fires of mount doom sort the ring out....

http://members.ispwest.com/middle-earth/mordor_fire.jpg

[AJ's right boot]

Ok i'll try it this way

[hoopsmccan]

This will sort your ring out!!!

http://img276.imageshack.us/img276/6679/806028fb8gf.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Oliver Varcoe]

The fires of Mount Doom were no match for Frodo and Sam


http://www.broadwayworld.com/photos/6062samfrodo.jpg :p

[Oliver Varcoe]

Thread of the year folks?

[Fide et Fiducia]

http://www.jeff.wave.no/PhotoAlbum/2000/00_04_10_SE_Asia/Beers/pics/TigerBeer.jpg

The only thing to defeat a curry

[weltklasse]

Originally posted by hoopsmccan
This will sort your ring out!!!

http://img276.imageshack.us/img276/6679/806028fb8gf.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

this will be the outcome then....http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/images/mind/disgust/morescience_disgust/toilet.jpg

[hoopsmccan]

Originally posted by weltklasse
this will be the outcome then....http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/images/mind/disgust/morescience_disgust/toilet.jpg

:D

[Oliver Varcoe]

This defeats the outcome:

http://images.orgill.com/200x200/3087459.JPG

[KevTheOptimist]

Originally posted by hoopsmccan
:D

If I had a monsterous curry, I'd be well chuffed with a perfectly formed log in the morning!!!

Only one thing to sort that out:

http://www.nobodysells4less.com/images/dulcolax_laxative.jpg

[Scroatey]

This will defeat the runs...

http://vivelafrance.co.uk/UserFiles/Image/cork.JPG

[hoopsmccan]

Originally posted by KevTheOptimist
If I had a monsterous curry, I'd be well chuffed with a perfectly formed log in the morning!!!

Only one thing to sort that out:

http://www.nobodysells4less.com/images/dulcolax_laxative.jpg

Ah-Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/185/200pxcorkstopper9qs.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Scroatey]

Ha Ha beat you Hoops :D

[weltklasse]

Originally posted by KevTheOptimist
If I had a monsterous curry, I'd be well chuffed with a perfectly formed log in the morning!!!

Only one thing to sort that out:

http://www.nobodysells4less.com/images/dulcolax_laxative.jpg

I take it you have experiences like this then?http://membres.lycos.fr/classpaclass/hpbimg/coke_diarrhea.JPG

[hoopsmccan]

Originally posted by Scroatey
Ha Ha beat you Hoops :D

:grrr:

[hoopsmccan]

Originally posted by weltklasse
I take it you have experiences like this then?http://membres.lycos.fr/classpaclass/hpbimg/coke_diarrhea.JPG

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/696/pyramidneat5xg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[suits_you]

this will defeat the toilet papers

http://www.rethinkpink.com/Images/AndrexPuppy1.jpg

[KevTheOptimist]

Cute little andrex puppy? This will put an end to him!



http://www.powertools.freeola.com/tools/p2231322_l.jpg

[Chas]

This is the funniest thread ever!

This will defeat the dog
http://www.primitiveways.com/images/atlatl_branch2.jpg

DOH! beaten to it! I should get credit for using a relevent object though!

[hoopsmccan]

Originally posted by suits_you

http://www.rethinkpink.com/Images/AndrexPuppy1.jpg

HAVE IT!

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/7485/cathiss0hf.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[hoopsmccan]

Originally posted by Chas
This is the funniest thread ever!

This will defeat the dog
http://www.primitiveways.com/images/atlatl_branch2.jpg

:D :D :D

[Chas]

http://www.sarahsarchangels.com/justwestofrome/catnip.jpg

[randomjack]

I'll EAT The Cat!

http://www.billirwinphotography.com/images/ch_mrkt/cmr99289.jpg

[Chas]

Originally posted by smileysmith
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Fm_stirling_pool.jpg/300px-Fm_stirling_pool.jpg Originally posted by PhilD
http://www.chiltonhouse.com/images/Old%20Drain%20Redone.jpg This has to be BBS reply of the year!

Anyway, surely no one can beat catnip. Thread closed.

[hoopsmccan]

Originally posted by Chas
...surely no one can beat catnip. Thread closed.

Not so fast, my friend...

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/7092/netasupercat1gg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Chas]

LOL!

That's no match for the greatest secret agent in the world!
http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgpp0302.jpg

[Webb]

http://www.abbeyhomemedia.com/html/images/brands/superted.gif

[Chas]

http://www.newfoundlandphotography.com/marklane/images/pencil%20eraser.jpg

[Webb]

http://www.nickbuxton.info/photos/beni/deforestation.JPG

No pencils left. Sorry.:)

[Oliver Varcoe]

Originally posted by Chas

Anyway, surely no one can beat catnip. Thread closed.

I'm not so sure, i reckon we could always...



http://home.christiania.org/~werner/jpg/xxl_joint/smoke5.jpg



...smoke it:D

[Chas]

Hold it right there!

http://www.utmem.edu/campuspolice/Images/Campus%20police%20008_2.jpg

And for an added touch, that's CAMPUS Police!

[Oliver Varcoe]

"Exuse me office, but I seem to be havin' a little trouble with my car, you reckon you could give me a hand?"

http://www.couturecandy.com/images/truereligion/jessica-simpson-joey.jpg

[Webb]

http://www.tvacres.com/images/baracus_bosco6a.jpg

Law enforcement, my arse.

[weltklasse]

.gotta go now....

[Chas]

Not so pretty without the goldilocks innit?

http://www.world-import.com/images/norleco-shaver.jpg

[Oliver Varcoe]

Nice comeback, but what can it do when it runs out of batteries???:


http://www.sub-rosa.com/lamotte/grendel.jpg

[Chas]

Errr...umm...Aisle seven?

http://www.bized.ac.uk/images/sainsburys.jpg

[Oliver Varcoe]

Coz people prefer cheap...:p


http://www.edinburgharchitecture.co.uk/jpgs/asda_edinburgh.jpg

[AJ's right boot]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/images/backstage/albert_sq/popup/market_6_large.jpg

Local east end businesses will one defeat the multi nationals!!

[Phil's Barber]

http://www.ntlworld.com/microsites/tvradio/slideshow/eastenders/img_1.jpg

Sor'ed

[Phil's Barber]

I've got a feeling Dave might get the hump with this pretty soon....

[Oliver Varcoe]

What happens when a seagull has had too much curry and flies over a bald bloke? you get the picture...:

[Oliver Varcoe]

I'm not sure that's beatable now that I think about it...

[Phil's Barber]

Think again:

http://home.tiscali.be/cartoo/Animal2/elephant-shit.jpg

[James]

What a fantastic thread.

I love the BBS.

[Mong!]

Originally posted by Phil's Barber
Think again:

http://home.tiscali.be/cartoo/Animal2/elephant-shit.jpg

[Webb]

Nah, elephants are more clever than to just piss in the street.

Look here, they can read signs.

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/elephantsign.jpg

[rhino_mik]

Originally posted by Mong!


http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000DMFD.01.DTLS.LZZZZZZZ.gif

[Ecalap Latsyrc]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0009VXAM0.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[Chas]

http://ichbiah.online.fr/images/gatesf.jpg
Originally posted by Phil's Barber
I've got a feeling Dave might get the hump with this pretty soon.... As long as people keep posting images from other servers (instead of attachments), it probably won't cost too much bandwidth, no?

[Webb]

This dicks over anything so far......



http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/sanddick.jpg

[Chas]

Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts...

http://www.allworldknowledge.com/ukelections/thatcher-wins.jpg

[Phil's Barber]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/northyorkshire/students/diaries/matt_s/images/270/arthur.jpg

[Chas]

These should keep him quiet

http://www.brandine.com/images/Turnings/Cork%20Screws.jpg

[Phil's Barber]

Or these:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38170000/jpg/_38170489_arthur1502.jpg

[Oliver Varcoe]

Originally posted by Phil's Barber
http://www.bbc.co.uk/northyorkshire/students/diaries/matt_s/images/270/arthur.jpg With a face like that, he wouldn't by any chance be lookin at this:

http://www.shania.net/photogallery/photoshoots/9.jpg

Would he?


(that must be the third time I've played the sexy woman card no?)

[Chas]

No sexy woman's photo can survive the horrible wrath of Adobe Photoshop CS

http://www.majortraining.com/courses/images/photoshop_logo.jpg

[Oliver Varcoe]

But when someone sends you a Japanese virus that deletes everything from all of your harddrives?

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/virus-ch.jpg

[Phil's Barber]

http://taft.hiof.no/tech/lastpageoftheinternet.jpg

[TheIsraeliGuy]

Originally posted by Oliver Varcoe
"Exuse me office, but I seem to be havin' a little trouble with my car, you reckon you could give me a hand?"

http://www.couturecandy.com/images/truereligion/jessica-simpson-joey.jpg
And the Israeli look-alike:
http://www.eonline.co.il/images/content/b/b36344.jpg
http://www.ereverev.co.il/UploadImg/2285_2.jpg
http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/6999/sg9ui.jpg

[DDD]

Originally posted by Oliver Varcoe
But when someone sends you a Japanese virus that deletes everything from all of your harddrives?

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/virus-ch.jpg

stephen hawking can sort that out easy peasy..hes very clever

http://im.edirectory.co.uk/products/1480/i/b7621.jpg

[Oliver Varcoe]

Intresting, a little white square with a red cross in the middle, that trully does defeat the japanese virus...

[Duffle Coat]

I have had a terrible day. Thank you BBS for making me :D Agreed, thread of the year.

[DDD]

Originally posted by Oliver Varcoe
Intresting, a little white square with a red cross in the middle, that trully does defeat the japanese virus...

You must have the Japanese virus then...cos its up there - you need the worlds top brain box and lap dancing fan Stephen Hawking.

just for your poorly ickle pc i'll post it again...



http://www.londonist.com/attachments/Matt/stephen-hawking-708127.jpg

[Chas]

But can Stephen hawking handle this:
http://thumb.shutterstock.com/photos/display_pic_with_logo/2506/2506,1109256799,2.jpg

So smart, but can't even tie his shoes!

[DDD]

with a pair of these he doesnt need to


http://www.msstate.edu/Images/Film/WrongTrousers.jpg

[rhino_mik]

Originally posted by DDD
with a pair of these he doesnt need to


http://www.msstate.edu/Images/Film/WrongTrousers.jpg

No match for this army!

http://simonc.f2o.org/south/images/windy_lots.jpg

[DDD]

This fella would have a field day

http://www.wildthingsphotography.com/adm/photo/27_D00090.jpg

[Phil's Barber]

Diminishing rapidly, can't think why!

http://natur.bildene.no/500/bgu07cd009.jpg

[Phil's Barber]

The next pic is going to have Norwegians or Japanese in it.

[Ecalap Latsyrc]

Originally posted by Phil's Barber
The next pic is going to have Norwegians or Japanese in it.

Nah. The Americans will sort them out in the name of entertainment...

http://www.cdislands.com/photos_usamain/tex5/x9208113.jpg

[DDD]

Originally posted by Ecalap Latsyrc
Nah. The Americans will sort them out in the name of entertainment...

http://www.cdislands.com/photos_usamain/tex5/x9208113.jpg

Americans are sorting themselves out with these...well you need some from of self defence

http://world.guns.ru/assault/m4a1an-pws4.jpg

[Ecalap Latsyrc]

Originally posted by DDD
Americans are sorting themselves out with these...well you need some from of self defence

http://world.guns.ru/assault/m4a1an-pws4.jpg

Guns don't kill people,

http://students.oneonta.edu/micefx07/1-lovehatepeace/multiple-rappers.jpg

rappers do.

[Oliver Varcoe]

But they are powerless without them...

http://www.classbrain.com/artfamily/uploads/no_guns.gif

[hoopsmccan]

Originally posted by Ecalap Latsyrc
Guns don't kill people,

http://students.oneonta.edu/micefx07/1-lovehatepeace/multiple-rappers.jpg

rappers do.

Motorhead will defeat your rappers.

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/6940/motorhead012503fv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Chas]

NO WEAPONS!

[LeeH]

Drown him out guys!!!

http://www.accademia800.org/images/orchestra%20album/album/Orchestra%20a%20serie%2008.jpg

[Chas]

Sorry, can't hear you
http://www.elvex.com/Images/EP-201+Bag.jpg

[DDD]

Originally posted by Chas
Sorry, can't hear you
http://www.elvex.com/Images/EP-201+Bag.jpg

Wouldnt work against these beauties Chas

http://www.swiss.org.au/clubs/syfg/horn.jpg

[hoopsmccan]

Originally posted by DDD
Wouldnt work against these beauties Chas

http://www.swiss.org.au/clubs/syfg/horn.jpg

This is one louder...

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8703/110yf.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Oliver Varcoe]

But if you use this amplifier:


http://www.burmester.de/images/mat/power-amp-909-big.jpg

[DDD]

Originally posted by hoopsmccan
This is one louder...

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8703/110yf.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

11 is one more than 10

This is one less

http://www.drunkhourphoto.com/uploads/nein.gif

Sometimes less is more.....

[James]

No problem. I can't hear you ...


http://www.allstarsalesltd.com/store/sound-off-8s-square-reduced.jpg

[Phil's Barber]

Bomber Harris and his firm:
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/bandl.danby/Harris.jpg

[Oliver Varcoe]

I see this might not end, I reckon we continue somewhere new:

http://www.nelsonideas.com/cancer-fighting-foods/carrot.jpg

[DDD]

.

[Phil's Barber]

http://collectibleshop.tripod.com/bugs-bunny-50-years-book-poster.jpg

[DDD]

Originally posted by Phil's Barber
http://collectibleshop.tripod.com/bugs-bunny-50-years-book-poster.jpg

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2004/20040225/w5.jpg

[rhino_mik]

Originally posted by DDD
http://www.tribuneindia.com/2004/20040225/w5.jpg

Mmmmmmmmmm! Tasty!

http://mirror-uk-th2.gallery.hd.org/_exhibits/food/doner-kebab-2-DHD.jpg

[Brixton Eagle]

http://img.groundspeak.com/cache/log/42540b5d-0e41-4d3a-84bd-23c25a13baff.jpg

Bye bye Lassie

[DDD]

Originally posted by rhino_mik
Mmmmmmmmmm! Tasty!

http://mirror-uk-th2.gallery.hd.org/_exhibits/food/doner-kebab-2-DHD.jpg

http://www.michaels-wholefoods.co.uk/Amoy/ChilliSauce.jpg

[Brixton Eagle]

http://www.kitchencontraptions.com/images/mango.jpg http://www.vfw6110.org/lassie.jpg

Mango Lassi

:)

[DDD]

Originally posted by Brixton Eagle
[
Mango Lassi

:)

http://www.nipper2005.org/img/News/111604_5.jpg

[rhino_mik]

Squash that truck!

http://www.geocities.com/samohod/mpslo/pix/foot.jpg

[KevTheOptimist]

This should sort out your foot...


http://www.ingnycmarathon.org/images/illustrations/athletes.jpg

[Brixton Eagle]

http://i.cnn.net/si/2004/olympics/2004/track/08/29/marathon.intruder.ap/p1_lima_ap.jpg

[se1eagle]

Prescott will deal with any intruders!

http://www.jitsuka.org/jitsuka/images/prescott.jpg

[Phil's Barber]

http://www.thetriforce.com/newblog/images/paula.jpg

Not so keen now eh skirt man?

[KevTheOptimist]

I could send us back to the cork here lol!

[cpfclife]

Originally posted by Phil's Barber
http://www.thetriforce.com/newblog/images/paula.jpg

Not so keen now eh skirt man?
http://www.yandatime.com/Yanda/pix/2005/2005_04_17_london_marathon/images/dscn0591.jpg

[Brixton Eagle]

Originally posted by se1eagle
Prescott will deal with any intruders!

http://www.jitsuka.org/jitsuka/images/prescott.jpg http://www.hybrid-vehicle.org/images/2005toyota-prius.jpg
An economic eco-friendly motor...

[AJ's right boot]

Eco friendly car is beaten by

http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/images/bbc/programmes_tv_idents_and_screenshots/factual/200inventions_clarkson.jpg

[KevTheOptimist]

This will surely defeat 2 Jags!

http://www.chem.ucla.edu/~na/pics/cars/ferrari/F50.jpg

[rhino_mik]

Ug ug ug ug ug ugh

http://www.mtrpromotions.co.uk/Images/press2005/monster_trucks_015.jpg

[DaveCPFC4Life]

Originally posted by rhino_mik
Ug ug ug ug ug ugh

http://www.mtrpromotions.co.uk/Images/press2005/monster_trucks_015.jpg

to deal with the tyres
http://www.yourdictionary.com/images/ahd/jpg/A4nail.jpg

[Highbury Eagle]

Oh dear...

[Highbury Eagle]

Nope, haven't got the hang of this attaching an image to a post:bash:

[KevTheOptimist]

Bye bye nails....

http://www.toolspot.co.uk/products/Hammers/16Oz%20Claw%20Hammer%20Fibre%20Handle.jpg

[Chas]

Bye Bye Hammers

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41185000/jpg/_41185499_ger.jpg

[AJ's right boot]

http://www.diytools.co.uk/diy/Images/DB_Detail/477369.JPG

Puts an end to that hammer

[Chas]

Can't work if the cap is removed for too long...this will keep the cap away for good.
http://www.kitchencontraptions.com/images/bottle_opener.jpg

[Dal]

http://www.oomgallery.net/gallery.asp?location=39&c=8445

No more nails? No more glue more like!

[AJ's right boot]

Oh thats a tough one chas!!! aaahhhhh :(

[Chas]

If i win, do i get to start with a new pic?
Originally posted by DDD
11 is one more than 10

This is one less

Sometimes less is more.....
I guess you won the first time, because we had to start over after yours.

[rhino_mik]

Tell us what the feck it is and we can try to destroy it!

[AJ's right boot]

Originally posted by Chas
If i win, do i get to start with a new pic?

I say you win!!

Start a new one! :p

[Chas]

Alright, try this:
http://www.necaibew970.com/images/outlet.jpg

[AJ's right boot]

http://www.babycare-direct.co.uk/clippasafe_plug_covers.jpg

[rhino_mik]

http://www.maroftrades.com/images/screwdriver.gif

[Chas]

http://www.rensup.com/t/Screws_Dtl54018.jpg

[AJ's right boot]

A screw is usless agaisnt

http://www.historicfood.com/Design/Assets/Images/russian-jelly.jpg

JELLY

[rhino_mik]

http://www.happyjoescr.com/images/Kids%20Party.gif

I don't mean to be pedantic, but how exactly does a screw beat a screwdriver?

[Chas]

Originally posted by rhino_mik
I don't mean to be pedantic, but how exactly does a screw beat a screwdriver? Flathead screwdriver, phillips screw...beats it via irony!

Oh, and this will end the party
http://www.pcthiker.com/media/gear/pepsistoveimages/pepsig/materialstools/PushPin=f.jpg

[KevTheOptimist]

Originally posted by Chas
Flathead screwdriver, phillips screw...beats it via irony!

I spotted that!!

[KevTheOptimist]

Anyway, back to your kiddies party.........

http://www.solarhaven.org/big_bad_wolf.gif

[TrevorWel]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by rhino_mik
[B]http://www.happyjoescr.com/images/Kids%20Party.gif

[Phil's Barber]

http://arcticwebsite.com/wolfhunterNorway.jpg

[Chas]

This lot can lure away the cop
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000009POI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Phil's Barber]

Out camped by four poofs and a poof:

http://www.shmusicmusic.com/images/4poofsandjr_400.jpg

[Son of Selhurst]

http://www.koolcelebrities.com/models/katie/katie2.shtml (http://)

[rhino_mik]

Originally posted by Phil's Barber
Out camped by four poofs and a poof:

http://www.shmusicmusic.com/images/4poofsandjr_400.jpg

http://www.wellesley.edu/Chemistry/Chem101/hiv/maturhiv.gif

[Chas]

LOL! That's horrible!

Oh, and HIV sorted.
http://www.news.utoronto.ca/img/2005/AIDS.jpg

[Phil's Barber]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v153/A_Nimal/condom-used.jpg
At a guess!

[RDSdaEAGLE]

http://baby-showers-hawaii.com/I%20love%20Baby%20Showers%20Hawaii2.JPG

[Phil's Barber]

From Chitty Bang Bang:

http://unsinkablecork.com/chitty/images/childcatcher.jpg

[Chas]

Sorted.
http://www.adoptionsbyfamilyoptions.org/adoptions/adoption_09.png

Damn! just missed...

[AJ's right boot]

Defeats the child catcher!!http://www.4qd.co.uk/evs/pics/Chitty.jpeg

[Chas]

Is this what you're linking to?

http://www.4qd.co.uk/evs/pics/Chitty.jpeg

EDIT: You've fixed it i see

[rhino_mik]

Better flying car by far!

http://images.google.co.uk/url?q=http://frozenhoverboards.buy999.com/1955_flying_dmc.jpg

[Chas]

Well, it's the end of the road for you mate
http://www.akinci.nl/Andrei_Roiter/Groot/Broken%20Highway.jpg

[rhino_mik]

Originally posted by Chas
Well, it's the end of the road for you mate
http://www.akinci.nl/Andrei_Roiter/Groot/Broken%20Highway.jpg

How? It's a flying car?

[AJ's right boot]

The end of the road is easily defeated by this bidge construction comany lol


http://www.massturnpike.com/img/big_dig/backgrd/bridges/bridge.jpg

[Chas]

Originally posted by rhino_mik
How? It's a flying car? Oh, right.

Well, i'm stumped then... :(

[Phil's Barber]

http://www.busstation.net/screenim/spdb049.jpg

[rhino_mik]

http://images.shipstore.com/ss/images/TEL/TEL57898P.JPG

[AJ's right boot]

I take it the bus pic means, Keanu Reeves defeats bridge construction company?? LOL

[rhino_mik]

Originally posted by AJ's right boot
I take it the bus pic means, Keanu Reeves defeats bridge construction company?? LOL

There's no need for bridges if you can just jump the gaps, thus putting bridge construction companies out of business!

[Chas]

But in any case, mik's got it beat!

[Phil's Barber]

Originally posted by rhino_mik
http://images.shipstore.com/ss/images/TEL/TEL57898P.JPG
A bit tenuous:
http://www.speedcam.co.uk/g193.jpg

[AJ's right boot]

Im stumped, nothing can beat a broken speed camera right??

[Sunny Fan]

Good thread:D
I hope this one is clear

http://usautonews.auto123.com/ArtImages/52788/inline_11.jpg

[AJ's right boot]

???

[Sunny Fan]

a revolving number plate to fox the (OK, so it's broken anyway) camera.

What on earth could beat a revolving number plate?

[Chas]

Maybe not beat it, but certainly get it stuck
http://www.junkfoodblog.com/uploaded_images/sparkle-ninja-chewing-gum-701401.jpg

[AJ's right boot]

Start a new one!!!!!!!!!!! This one has gone rubbish!

[Phil's Barber]

Bubblegum beats strawberry chewing gum:

http://www.lz95.org/msn/faculty/jlippert/images/3rdBubble%20Gum/MVC-022S.JPG

[Chas]

Originally posted by AJ's right boot
Start a new one!!!!!!!!!!! This one has gone rubbish! You start it! The bridge constructors threw us all off.

[mexicaneagle]

For the bubblegum.



http://pbskids.org/lions/images/pounce/pictures/pin.gif

And it's not gone rubbish yet.

[Chas]

http://www.thaithavorn.com/images/newproduct01.jpg

[DDD]

fire..huh...


http://www.hamiltontn.gov/ems/images/EMS%20fire%20extinguisher%202004%20009.jpg

[KevTheOptimist]

deafeated!!

http://www.its.caltech.edu/~ph76a/japantour/part2/stairs.jpg

[DDD]

top thread this..ok you've asked for it no more mr nice guy- try this on for size.....




http://www.beygla.is/editor/userimages/Barry%20manilow.jpg

[PalaceMonkey]

how can a fire extinguisher be defeated by stairs.

and how are stairs defeated by Barry Manilow?

:confused:

[Maidstoned Eagle]

Originally posted by DDD
top thread this..ok you've asked for it no more mr nice guy- try this on for size.....




http://www.beygla.is/editor/userimages/Barry%20manilow.jpg

Try this one for size!

[Chas]

Originally posted by PalaceMonkey
how can a fire extinguisher be defeated by stairs.

and how are stairs defeated by Barry Manilow?

:confused: I don't know :( I'm better at this game when the pictures don't involve (older) people, you lot are older than me and know different celebrities.

Oh, and winding steps certainly defeat a team of firefighters going to the top floor! Barry Manilow, i don't know!

[KevTheOptimist]

Originally posted by PalaceMonkey
how can a fire extinguisher be defeated by stairs.

and how are stairs defeated by Barry Manilow?

:confused:

I don't get the Barry Mannilow bit but I was deafeating the fire fighters with the stairs, not the extinguishers!!

[Chas]

Originally posted by Maidstoned Eagle
Try this one for size! I'll pretend i know what's going on. If his name is Daniel, then he can't resist Mr. Miyagi
http://gfx.dagbladet.no/pub/artikkel/4/45/450/450451/pat1.jpg

[Sunny Fan]

So are we at attempts to defeat stairs then?
This should make them redundant

http://www.uncleodiescollectibles.com/img_lib/Jetpack%201%2010%206-15-4.jpg

[KevTheOptimist]

My thinking here is that zero gravity will beat your rocket pack!! (or will at least send him spiralling out of control)

http://www.math.wisc.edu/~langton/nasa/zero-gravity.jpg

[PalaceMonkey]

my black hole, with it's intense gravitational pull defeats the zero gravity of space!

http://www.roe.ac.uk/~pnb/images/Black-hole.jpg

[Sunny Fan]

These'll put a spanner in your zero gravity works
http://www.foodprocessing-technology.com/projects/nordgetreide/images/5_bioland_organic.jpg

[Sunny Fan]

too slow

[Chas]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/155388/2/istockphoto_155388_spilled_milk.jpg

[Little Matt]

These will soak up the milk:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0005ZWPL2.01-A3CDPEGSIQM61V.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Chas]

http://www.digitalplayboy.co.uk/Photos/large/forks.jpg

(the idea being that one would need a spoon!)

[randomjack]

This is better than Cereal any day!

http://www.nutrition.org.uk/upload/fryup%20served.jpg

[Phil's Barber]

http://www.fda.gov/fdac/graphics/1999graphics/choldiag.gif

[Little Matt]

Easily beaten with a set of these:

http://us.inmagine.com/168nwm/stockdisc/sd179/241326sdc.jpg

[Sunny Fan]

This'll sort out those false teeth http://gamedev.cs.cmu.edu/spring2004/project/games/bombersattack-web/screenshots/dynamite.jpg

[Phil's Barber]

Cholseterol beaten by nashers?

[KevTheOptimist]

Dynamite bomb, pah¬!!!

http://sinome.hp.infoseek.co.jp/A-team/macgyver/macguiver0.jpg