New sponsor revealed!!!

[PeterH]

We are heavily in the red and it could still be curtains.

[Dai the Swansea Eagle]

Will it stop us from going down?

[Fat Andy]

I don't know but it's leaving a bad taste in my mouth.

[Gavin Axten]

Will this stop us leaking???.......Goals that is.

Appropriate: no wings!

[Dave]

can anyone get us out of this bloody mess?

[wedgetail]

but are there are strings attached?

[Glazier]

I THINK THIS NAME WOULD BE APPROPRIATE TO 2 OR 3 OF OUR PLAYERS - ONE WEEK IN THREE WEEKS OUT!

[budgie]

I had heard the sponser was to be a large Mushroom producer, as we are constantly kept in the dark and fed on bullsh*t.

[Baloo]

Despite most of our time being in the box, we only ever manage to put one away once a month...

[Vinny]

Perhaps our new owners are stuck up c**ts

[James Verrinder]

I heard Charlton will sign a deal with Zippo because they keep losing thir matches.

[Dodger]

Palace have got a new sponsor - Tampax. The board thought it was an appropriate change as the club is going through a very bad period.

[Vic Eagle]

It should also help to stem some of our heavy outflows...

[Ian of Chatham]

The Dons will still keep their current sponsors just to remind them of their chances of getting into the top six of the first division next season.

[Milz]

Charlton were set to tie up a deal with huggies, but pulled out coz theres no chance of keeping the **** off the bottom