We can't work it out

[eagle mart]

Phonetic Swedish for beginners:

A conversation on breakfast orders.

Waiter: L O
Client: L O
W: S?
C: F U N E M?
W: M?
C: S, M.
W: O, M. S, V F M.
C: N X?
W: N X?
C: S, M N X C
W: O - S, V F M


This was an email sent round our office. Apprently it's 'kin hilarious when you work it out. We can't!!! (although going to these lengths it'll be a anti-climax)

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman




[This message has been edited by eagle mart (edited 22 May 2000).]

[Dai the Swansea Eagle]

Got to be the Two Ronnies....

'ello
'ello
yes?
Have you any ham?
ham?
yes ham
oh, ham, yes, we have ham
and eggs?
and eggs?
yes, ham and eggs see
oh - yes we have ham (???????????????)

Do I get an anorak for working that out?

[Dai the Swansea Eagle]

I vote anti climax.

[Chocky]

Defo Two Ronnies.

[ammiller]

Not Spike Milligan?

I could have sworn it was from a Q7 or summat.


"four candles"

[Chocky]

Two Ronnies.

[Matty]

Definitely 2 Ronnies, although I remember it as going:

FUNEM?
SVFM
FUNEX?
SVFX
OK MNX

etc

They even ut the letters up as subtitles

[jrnicholson]

Kund - Hej
Hovmästaren - Hej
K - Har du några skinka?
H - Ja, vi har skinka
K - och ägg?
H -ägg?
K - Ja, skinka och ägg
etc. etc.
Still not funny is it?

[Pistike]

Pincer - jó napot kivanok
Vendég - jó napot kivanok
P - igen
V - van sonka?
P - sonka?
V - igen sonka?

No that's not getting their either.

But then why would it?