Screw jokes and daily funnies, I want minge!

[Kevin T]

Chocky, please do the business and return this forum to it's former glory. (I've had a moan at Al about his excuse for a forum too. It's time to bring this BBS back into shape!)

[Les Butler]

Kevin T said...*****ew jokes and daily funnies, I want minge !
And It's time to bring this BBS back into shape!........Sad

http://www.geocities.com/les_butler58/oooooooooooooo.jpg
And they say men never grow up ???????

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[Les Butler]

Do we do the same for the ladies Kev ?
http://www.geocities.com/les_butler58/cboy06.jpg

[Sussex Eagle]

This is unfair! I had pics 'removed for nudity' by Cambell! DIscrimination!!!!!!! (quite a nice pic [the first one, not the second]though)
Wait a minute is that Niall Quinn?......

[Sussex Eagle]

http://www.aristotle.net/~domiller/1800s.jpg

[Bud Eagle]

Smut smut smut
http://www.geocities.com/les_butler58/buma.jpg
Hope thats not too nude. Just a bit of arse.




[This message has been edited by Les Butler (edited 18 May 2000).]

[Bud Eagle]

Oooh, here's another. I wonder if these will be here this time tomorrow?

http://www.geocities.com/les_butler58/bluab.jpg


[This message has been edited by Les Butler (edited 18 May 2000).]

[Kevin T]

Mine are too big for her

[Mat ov CPFC]

So Kev wants minge then, is that normal minge or the really, really, REALLY hairy stuff. http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif

[Kevin T]

You cheeky bar steward!

Anyway, we're off on holibobs on Saturday so I can assure you that severe trimming has taken place and bikini-line cream has been purchased.

[Egg Sample]

whatever, as long as it keeps the flies off your ice cream!

[TAK]

So I guess her wearing a thong is out of the question this summer.

[SmithEagle]

That bloke in the dress was on one of the American talk shows.....Sally i think.

He isnt gay, just likes dressing like it!

(yes, i would still say gay!)

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3 given, 2 scored
1 was a penalty, 2 were dives! blooming cheats!

[Monty]

The girl on the right should NOT be wearing those pink holdups, at least not until she does some serious toning.

Thanks for the 2nd pic though Les. Mmmm, v. nice!

[Monty]

I am SO, SO surprised. I thought that you would all be saying I was a jealous female. But obvioulsly none of you have seen my butt! http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif

[Pistike]

Originally posted by Monty on 05-23-2000 01:27 AM
I am SO, SO surprised. I thought that you would all be saying I was a jealous female. But obvioulsly none of you have seen my butt! http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif

Last time I saw your butt was when I stepped over it to get into the buffet car!

OK a cheap shot I apologise.

[Bud Eagle]

And there's more:

http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/uploads/Elizabeth%20Hurley2.jpg


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[richit]

Bud, at least it can be said it's topical!

[Sussex Eagle]

Originally posted by SmithEagle on 05-19-2000 04:22 PM
That bloke in the dress was on one of the American talk shows.....Sally i think.


Yeah he was, here's his website (featured on graham norton) quite amusing.....

http://www.aristotle.net/~domiller/index.html

http://www.aristotle.net/~domiller/temptress1.jpg

http://www.aristotle.net/~domiller/dg2a.jpg

and just for Monty http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif -

http://www.aristotle.net/~domiller/try2.jpg
http://www.aristotle.net/~domiller/try9c.jpg
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[richit]

That's DISTURBING!

[Les Butler]

http://www.geocities.com/les_butler58/open.jpg

Looks like one of Kevs girlfriends up the top ?

[GodstoneEagle]

so this is how the BBS used to be

[mrgins]

I vote for change!

[Kevin T]

Originally posted by Pistike
Last time I saw your butt was when I stepped over it to get into the buffet car!

OK a cheap shot I apologise.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :bash:

[little al]

Just read the date Kav, and realised you wasnt talking about Lizzy!!

[strawberry mivi]

Originally posted by GodstoneEagle
so this is how the BBS used to be What i thought interesting was how a mod (Sir Les Butler) was listed as having edited another posters posting.
Check i/p's?

[Shoreditch CPFC]

ew, I thought this was a general joke thread. oh well, here goes anyway...

Two Irishmen were strolling down Oxford Street in London.

Paddy turns to Murphy with a look of amazement on his face and says: "Murphy, will you look at that shop over there. I thought that London was supposed to be expensive but that shop is as cheap as chips!"

Murphy says: "Paddy you're right so you are. Suits £10.00, Shirts £4.00, Trousers £5.00, I think that we should buy the lot and take them back to Ireland. We would make a tidy profit selling them in Dublin, so we would."

Paddy says in agreement: "Murphy that is as good an idea as you'll ever have, but I'm pretty sure that you have to pay taxes and duty on things like that. The shopkeeper will never let us have them if he thinks we're gonna export them and make our fortune, so he won't."

Murphy thinks and says: "Paddy, I've got an idea! You can do the best English accent out of the pair of us. You go in there and do the talking and I'll just stand behind you and say nothing. He'll never guess we're Irish. No he won't."

"OK Murphy", agrees Paddy, "I'll do the talking, you just stand there and look English."

So the two go into the shop, where Paddy is greeted politely by the owner. Paddy then proceeds to do his best Warren Mitchell impression; "Alwight Guvnor, I'll 'ave 20 of yer 'Whistle un Flutes', 20 'Dickie Dirts' and 20 pairs of strides. And if yer don't mind, I'll be paying with the 380 'Pictures of the Queen' in my 'Sky Rocket'."

Upon hearing this request from Paddy, the owner smiles and says to Paddy, "You're Irish aren't you?"

Quite bemused, Paddy replies, "Oh be Jesus. Mary mother of God, if that ain't me best English accent? How in God's name did you know that we were Irish?"

The owner replied, "Because this is a Dry Cleaners!"

[The Addonians]

A Scouser is sitting in a pub having a few beers.
In walks a gay guy who after a few beers plucks up the courage to approach him, the gay guy whispers in the scousers ear '' Do you fancy a blow job?''.
Quick as aflash the scouser jumps up and smashes he's chair over the gay guys head and gives him a good kicking.
The barman comes over and says ''Bloody hell......... what did he say to you?''
''Dunno'' says the scouser something about a job.