Jacko
26-05-2000, 08:03 PM
A Hindu, a Jew and a Brighton fan had booked rooms at the same hotel, but an error meant there was only one double room available.
The Jew turns to the others and says: "I'm a humble man, I don't mind going to the farm over the road and sleeping in the barn."
Off he goes and the Brighon fan and the Hindu get ready to bed down for the night. But then there is a knock at the door and the Jew walks back in.
He says: "Sorry, but there is a pig in the barn and being Jewish I cannot share the barn with a pig." The Hindu says "that's ok, I'll go to the barn instead." He leaves and the Brighton fan and the Jew prepare to get some sleep.
Soon there is a knock at the door and the Hindu walks in. "There is a cow in the barn and I cannot sleep with a cow as I'm a good Hindu."
The Brighton fan shrugs his shoulders and says: "Ok, you guys stay here, I'll go to the barn."
Just as the Jew and the Hindu put the light out, there is aniother knock at the door, and in walk a pig and a cow.
The Jew turns to the others and says: "I'm a humble man, I don't mind going to the farm over the road and sleeping in the barn."
Off he goes and the Brighon fan and the Hindu get ready to bed down for the night. But then there is a knock at the door and the Jew walks back in.
He says: "Sorry, but there is a pig in the barn and being Jewish I cannot share the barn with a pig." The Hindu says "that's ok, I'll go to the barn instead." He leaves and the Brighton fan and the Jew prepare to get some sleep.
Soon there is a knock at the door and the Hindu walks in. "There is a cow in the barn and I cannot sleep with a cow as I'm a good Hindu."
The Brighton fan shrugs his shoulders and says: "Ok, you guys stay here, I'll go to the barn."
Just as the Jew and the Hindu put the light out, there is aniother knock at the door, and in walk a pig and a cow.