Ridiculous names

[Philr_99]

CM2 has come up with some fantastic mix+match names in the past, so has anyone come across any amusing combinations or celebrity names?
My favourite so far are...

Maximillian Spanring... and Chuckkle Shakespeare!!!!

[spy]

The best ones I have ever seen were way back in CM93:

Not Enough Memory Hughes; and
Neil --

:D

[nookiebear]

On my Mac version, 2000/01, it seems to either give new players the same first and surnames. I've seen Lee Lee, Andrew Andrews and Jan Jansen so far.

Also, my game seems to have a lot of celebrity players. Had Tony Bennett, Michael Crawford and a certain Robert Williams to name a few.

[west country boy]

My favourite (on 99/00) was a young English player called Sergio Giggs.

[Gooders]

I think the strangest one I've seen is Jermaine McSporran.

Oops, sorry, that's a real one!

:)

[Latvian Eagle]

Chuck Fumatakidis - English ???
Maximillian Maximilliano - Hmmmmmmmm If he were real I'd be worried
Willie *****
Stefan Ishizaki - He's a real player, but I don't see how a player with that surname can be Swedish

The computer has some weird imagination!!!

[What?]

Micky Mellon! HA HA HA!!

[Daniel_Nash]

Originally posted by Latvian Eagle
[B]
Stefan Ishizaki - He's a real player, but I don't see how a player with that surname can be Swedish
[B]

Have you ever seen him? He looks Japanese, one of his (if not both) are from Japan. He is good though, saw a game where AIK beat Helsingborg 4-1, he set up 3 and scored 1!

Real player, Jobi McAnuff. It's a nickname.. but still.

On the other thread, about strange names.. Jose María Condom. Quality.