shockingly bad jokes

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Q: What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?
> > > A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.
> > >
> > > Q: What's the difference between an airfix model and Phil Neville.

> > > A: One's a glueless kit.
> > >
> > > Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2000 commemorative cube painted

> red,
> > > white and blue in honour of the England squad. But it was a
laughing
> > stock
> > > and crumbled in the box.
> > >
> > > WHY DOES'NT KEVIN KEEGAN ALLOW ENGLAND PLAYERS TO OWN DOGS?
> > > > BEACUSE THEY CANT HOLD ON TO A LEAD!

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> > > The Sultan of Brunei was getting a bit cheesed off as he had 6
children,
> > > all girls, and therefore had no son and heir. Imagine his joy
then,when
> > > one of his wives presented him with his only son and heir. Just before
> > his
> > > son's sixth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side and said, "Son,
I
> > am
> > > very proud of you. Anything you want, I shall get for you". His son
> > > replied, "Daddy, I would like an aeroplane". Not wanting to do
anything
> > by
> > > halves, his father bought him British Airways. Just before his son's
> > > seventh birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you are my
> > pride
> > > and joy.
> > > Anything you want, I shall get for you." His son replied, "Daddy, I
> > would
> > > like a boat". Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought
> > him
> > > P&O Ferries.Just before his son's eight birthday, the Sultan took him
to
> > > one side. "Son, you bring so much happiness into my life. Anything
you
> > > want, shall get for you." His son replied, "Daddy, I would like
> > something
> > > to watch films on". Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father
> > > bought him MGM Studios and their cinemas, where he watched all his
> > > favourite Western Movies.Just before his son's ninth birthday, the
> > Sultan
> > > took him to one side. "Son, you are an inspiration to us all. Anything
> > you
> > > want, I shall get for you." His son, who had caught the 'Western'
movie
> > > bug, replied, "Daddy, I would like a cowboy outfit". Not wanting to do
> > > anything by halves, his father went and bought him the England
> > football
> > > team.