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Will we Wont we
22-06-2000, 08:46 PM
Q : How many England players does it take to take a dog for a walk?

A : Two. One to walk the dog, the other to throw away the lead.

Q: What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?
&gthttp://www.cpfc.org/ubb/blue.gif: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.
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>Q: What's the difference between a packet of sellotape and Phil Neville?
&gthttp://www.cpfc.org/ubb/blue.gif: One's a glueless kit...
>
>Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2000 commemorative cube painted red,
>white and blue in honour of the England squad. But it was a laughing stock
&gthttp://www.cpfc.org/ubb/blue.gifnd crumbled in the box.

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The Sultan of Brunei was getting a bit cheesed off as he had 6

> > children,

> > > all girls, and therefore had no son and heir. Imagine his joy

> > then,when

> > > one of his wives presented him with his only son and heir. Just

> > before his

> > > son's sixth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side and said,

> > "Son, I am

> > > very proud of you. Anything you want, I shall get for you". His son

> > > replied, "Daddy, I would like an aeroplane". Not wanting to do

> > anything by

> > > halves, his father bought him British Airways. Just before his son's

> > > seventh birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you are my

> > pride

> > > and joy. Anything you want, I shall get for you." His son replied,

> > "Daddy,

> > > I would like a boat". Not wanting to do anything by halves, his

> > father

> > > bought him P&O ferries. Just before his son's eight birthday, the

> > Sultan

> > > took him to one side. "Son, you bring so much happiness into my

> > life.

> > > Anything you want,shall get for you." His son replied, "Daddy, I

> > would

> > > like something to watch films on". Not wanting to do anything by

> > halves,

> > > his father bought him MGM Studios and their cinemas, where he

> > watched all

> > > his favourite Western Movies.Just before his son's ninth birthday,

> > the

> > > Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you are an inspiration to us all.

> > > Anything you want, I shall get for you." His son, who had caught the

> > > 'Western' movie bug, replied,"Daddy,I would like a cowboy outfit".

> > Not

> > > wanting to do anything by halves,his father went and bought him the

> > > England football team

SmithEagle
23-06-2000, 02:53 AM
These jokes have laready been posted about 1 day ago, Still funny though.

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