Will we Wont we
22-06-2000, 08:46 PM
Q : How many England players does it take to take a dog for a walk?
A : Two. One to walk the dog, the other to throw away the lead.
Q: What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?
>http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/blue.gif: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.
>
>Q: What's the difference between a packet of sellotape and Phil Neville?
>http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/blue.gif: One's a glueless kit...
>
>Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2000 commemorative cube painted red,
>white and blue in honour of the England squad. But it was a laughing stock
>http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/blue.gifnd crumbled in the box.
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The Sultan of Brunei was getting a bit cheesed off as he had 6
> > children,
> > > all girls, and therefore had no son and heir. Imagine his joy
> > then,when
> > > one of his wives presented him with his only son and heir. Just
> > before his
> > > son's sixth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side and said,
> > "Son, I am
> > > very proud of you. Anything you want, I shall get for you". His son
> > > replied, "Daddy, I would like an aeroplane". Not wanting to do
> > anything by
> > > halves, his father bought him British Airways. Just before his son's
> > > seventh birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you are my
> > pride
> > > and joy. Anything you want, I shall get for you." His son replied,
> > "Daddy,
> > > I would like a boat". Not wanting to do anything by halves, his
> > father
> > > bought him P&O ferries. Just before his son's eight birthday, the
> > Sultan
> > > took him to one side. "Son, you bring so much happiness into my
> > life.
> > > Anything you want,shall get for you." His son replied, "Daddy, I
> > would
> > > like something to watch films on". Not wanting to do anything by
> > halves,
> > > his father bought him MGM Studios and their cinemas, where he
> > watched all
> > > his favourite Western Movies.Just before his son's ninth birthday,
> > the
> > > Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you are an inspiration to us all.
> > > Anything you want, I shall get for you." His son, who had caught the
> > > 'Western' movie bug, replied,"Daddy,I would like a cowboy outfit".
> > Not
> > > wanting to do anything by halves,his father went and bought him the
> > > England football team
A : Two. One to walk the dog, the other to throw away the lead.
Q: What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?
>http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/blue.gif: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.
>
>Q: What's the difference between a packet of sellotape and Phil Neville?
>http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/blue.gif: One's a glueless kit...
>
>Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2000 commemorative cube painted red,
>white and blue in honour of the England squad. But it was a laughing stock
>http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/blue.gifnd crumbled in the box.
________________________________________
The Sultan of Brunei was getting a bit cheesed off as he had 6
> > children,
> > > all girls, and therefore had no son and heir. Imagine his joy
> > then,when
> > > one of his wives presented him with his only son and heir. Just
> > before his
> > > son's sixth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side and said,
> > "Son, I am
> > > very proud of you. Anything you want, I shall get for you". His son
> > > replied, "Daddy, I would like an aeroplane". Not wanting to do
> > anything by
> > > halves, his father bought him British Airways. Just before his son's
> > > seventh birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you are my
> > pride
> > > and joy. Anything you want, I shall get for you." His son replied,
> > "Daddy,
> > > I would like a boat". Not wanting to do anything by halves, his
> > father
> > > bought him P&O ferries. Just before his son's eight birthday, the
> > Sultan
> > > took him to one side. "Son, you bring so much happiness into my
> > life.
> > > Anything you want,shall get for you." His son replied, "Daddy, I
> > would
> > > like something to watch films on". Not wanting to do anything by
> > halves,
> > > his father bought him MGM Studios and their cinemas, where he
> > watched all
> > > his favourite Western Movies.Just before his son's ninth birthday,
> > the
> > > Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you are an inspiration to us all.
> > > Anything you want, I shall get for you." His son, who had caught the
> > > 'Western' movie bug, replied,"Daddy,I would like a cowboy outfit".
> > Not
> > > wanting to do anything by halves,his father went and bought him the
> > > England football team