humour

[dickie]

all this sex is doing my eyes in; back to humour

A man and young boy were walking into the woods
"can I hold your hand" said the boy "im afraid of the woods at night"
"well at least you dont have to walk out of here by yourself" replied the man

[Big Fella]

A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife...
"Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog."
The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!"
"Look! We're going fishing and that's final!"
"Do I have to go fishing with you? I really don't want to go!"
"Okay, I'll give you three choices:

1 - You come fishing with me and the dog
2 - You give me a blow job, or
3 - You take it up the ass!"

The wife grimaces again, "But I don't want to do any of those things!"
"Wife I've given you three options, you'll HAVE to do one of them!
I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I
expect you to have made up your mind!"

The wife sits and thinks about it. Twenty minutes later her husband comes back.
"Well, what have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ASS!?"
The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind. "OK, I'll give
you a blow job"
"Great!" He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her knees doing the
business. She stops and looks up at her husband.
"This tastes absolutely disgusting. It tastes all ****ty!"
"Yes," says her husband "the dog didn't want to go fishing either."


[This message has been edited by Big Fella (edited 13 July 2000).]

[dickie]

The French ministry recently spent a million Francs to find out why the penis has a head on it. they concluded it was to give women more pleasure.
Not to be outdone the German ministry spent a million Marks on their own research and concluded the shape is to give the man more pleasure.
The Americans spent 10 million Dollars to try and find a conclusion once and for all. They decided it was to stop their hand from falling off.