The Rep Whoring Thread

[Scrumpy]

Try and earn yourself some more rep by whoring yourself on this thread!

Erm....

I gave blood this week so I probably saved someones life!

[Steve M]

I would rep you, but you also deserve a neg rep for a missing apostrophe and the two cancel out.

[JOHN1509]

i'm cooking my miss's dinner tonight, in 19 years together, i've never cooked before

[little al]

I am taking my missus to dinner in a local hotel, and have booked a room for a cuddle.

[NO1FAN]

I'm not doing anything tonight

[paf]

I'm not doing anything tonight

cool, you can help me with a camera installation I'm doing at a hotel tonight, my mate is helping me make some 'cuddle' porn.

[Scrumpy]

I have just beaten Charlton 6-1 with Palace on "Be A Pro" mode on FIFA09 and my player (me) scored 4 goals.

[jams1234]

I have pos repped everyone in this thread apart from Scrumpy because I have to spread it round again.

[paf]

I have just beaten Charlton 6-1 with Palace on "Be A Pro" mode on FIFA09 and my player (me) scored 4 goals.

you must be up to your eyeballs in minge with tales like that to tell.

:p

[JOHN1509]

I have pos repped everyone in this thread apart from Scrumpy because I have to spread it round again.

cheers, i've also done the same:p

hope everyone has a great evening, no matter what your doing

[jams1234]

I have the best avatar.

[jams1234]

cheers, i've also done the same:p

hope everyone has a great evening, no matter what your doing
Also what he said:lux: :lux: :lux:

[Scrumpy]

I have the best avatar.

You have no avatar?

[jams1234]

You have no avatar?
Exactly.:afro:

[NO1FAN]

cool, you can help me with a camera installation I'm doing at a hotel tonight, my mate is helping me make some 'cuddle' porn.


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to paf again.

HD cameras i hope :D

[CPFC Guy]

I took out a Brighton fan this morning in a sliding challenge. He was wearing a Brighton shirt whilst I was wearing a Palace one. It made getting up early and getting covered in mud worthwhile.

[James]

I haven't posted anything negative about Simon Jordan today.

[Psychokiller]

I'm sure you will given time...

[Ridcully]

I have the best avatar.

<Cough>

[JOHN1509]

I haven't posted anything negative about Simon Jordan today.

have some rep for that:p

[Psychokiller]

I took out a Brighton fan this morning in a sliding challenge. He was wearing a Brighton shirt whilst I was wearing a Palace one. It made getting up early and getting covered in mud worthwhile.
Would be much more rep worthy if you weren't actually playing football.....

[all 5 of us]

I don't even know what the deal is with "rep".

[Riccardo]

I don't even know what the deal is with "rep".

Welcome to the new BBS !

It is loads better tho, and Dave's interest has been re-gained. But James Mitchell is still an ass. But a lovely ass.....shit.

[Palace Dan]

I ran the line in my son's game today

[all 5 of us]

Welcome to the new BBS !

It is loads better tho, and Dave's interest has been re-gained. But James Mitchell is still an ass. But a lovely ass.....shit.

I've stuck my nose round the door a few times,but haven't been here properly for aaaaaaaaaaagggggges - missed it though.

Never mind the "rep" issue, I haven't even mastered the art of staying signed in yet! It's weird feeling like a noob when I have been signed up here since forever in one incarnation or another.

:)

[kitticat]

I have just beaten Charlton 6-1 with Palace on "Be A Pro" mode on FIFA09 and my player (me) scored 4 goals.

Wow I'm really impressed :D :D :o

[sexyrazor]

I am a whore. Rep me please x

[NO1FAN]

Done :p

[Russ_uk]

any excuse for a few green dots lol - still im game :)

[blazey_cpfc]

I'll post a picture of my boobs in my bra when I was supporting Holland, if you rep me...

[blazey_cpfc]

Sorry Dani, I cannot rep you anymore at the mo :(

[Barbara4003]

I did my ironing today - all of it - and put it all away.

And, I haven't moaned about the lack of toilet roll on holder today.

:)

[blazey_cpfc]

I need quite a few reps to do it though.

[RUSSELL]

I could do with some rep as I need to catch my mum up!

[Russ_uk]

Repped up blazey ;)

...and you my name sake!

[RUSSELL]

Cheers Russ....Have some back.

[peagle]

I just watched the Welsh cheat their way to victory and didn't eat the leakes that i was meant to be having as a result... is that mini protest enough for some rep?

[kitticat]

I've seen a place today and love it :)

[blazey_cpfc]

Right I've repped all of you.

[JOHN1509]

i'm cooking my miss's dinner tonight, in 19 years together, i've never cooked before

dinner went very well,cooked a mix of chinese/indian

even put up some deco in the front room, hanging love hearts/balloons(daughter done poster on wall) yes i know it's very all chesey, but after 19 years together, it's nice to show that i still care for her

[peagle]

dinner went very well,cooked a mix of chinese/indian

even put up some decoin the front room, hanging love hearts/balloons(daughter done poster on wall)
Whipped! Grow a penis mate lol

(don't take my advice I'm single :( )

[blazey_cpfc]

I think what John did was lovely, don't knock it peagers, when you get love like that, you don't feel whipped or need to grow a penis. It'll feel great, and you'll want loads. Being single, it's easy to shug it off as mushy rubbish, but I think it's lovely to see dedication like that.

:)

[Coulsdon Eagle]

I have the best avatar.
ahem!

[JOHN1509]

I think what John did was lovely, don't knock it peagers, when you get love like that, you don't feel whipped or need to grow a penis. It'll feel great, and you'll want loads. Being single, it's easy to shug it off as mushy rubbish, but I think it's lovely to see dedication like that.

:)

cheers:p
have some rep

[Skiddo]

I'm listening to Rage Against the Machine at the moment, their first 3 albums in 1 big playlist on shuffle. The current song is 'Maria'.

Now if that aint worth some rep I don't know what is.

[peagle]

I just had a massive bitch about someone i hate behind their back and don't feel one ounce bad about it... rep please :D

[JOHN1509]

I just had a massive bitch about someone i hate behind their back and don't feel one ounce bad about it... rep please :D

rep given

[saxoneagle]

I'm cooking dinner for the wife tonight AND even making dessert.

:)

[Golf Boy]

Dave took all my rep away.....and then some.

[NO1FAN]

Dave took all my rep away.....and then some.

have some rep

[peagle]

I've managed to survive another day REP ME!

[Lizzy]

I'm in my PJs

[NO1FAN]

I'm in my PJs


:D

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Lizzy again.

[peagle]

I'm in my PJs
I'm NAKED!

[lanepe]

You are all dirty cheap whores.

Please don't change.

[NO1FAN]

I've got some beer out and now its time for some signing on the lips game :D how low i've sunk :(

[Russ_uk]

I'm in my PJs

Hey, thats gotta be worth rep, just for the thoughts thats running thru my mind ;)

[lanepe]

Hey, thats gotta be worth rep, just for the thoughts thats running thru my mind ;)

?

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00467/SNF1131US_467638a.jpg

[Lizzy]

boo to lanepe.

[Golf Boy]

?

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00467/SNF1131US_467638a.jpg

Which one is PJ and which one is Duncan?

[Russ_uk]

hahaha lanepe..

Luckily it was the other kind of PJ's - phew..

Infact my thoughts would of been far better with them ;)

[lanepe]

I honestly don't know.

[Russ_uk]

Think PJ is the one with the HUGE forehead (although i might be wrong)

[LeeH]

I am gonna be a Dad for the 3rd time in September :p

[Ridcully]

I've got some beer out and now its time for some signing on the lips game :D how low i've sunk :(

You've a motion detector for the 360?

[CPFC Guy]

I just tried some stout I brewed in my room. It's nice :)

[NO1FAN]

You've a motion detector for the 360?

wireless microphones

[Russ_uk]

I am gonna be a Dad for the 3rd time in September :p

WTG Fella :lux: :lux: :lux:

[kitticat]

Not well so need rep to cheer me up

[JOHN1509]

i was up for work at 4am this morning:( , no saturday nights out for me:sob:

[sLlll]

I write posts that make grown Charlton fans cry.................very often!

[Blind_Eagle]

I'll post a picture of my boobs in my bra when I was supporting Holland, if you rep me...

1,000 pos rep points says you wont. ;)

[saxoneagle]

Not well so need rep to cheer me up

I need to spread you again or something...

[JOHN1509]

just gave some rep to the above

[kitticat]

I need to spread you again or something...

I am needing to spread it around a bit more :)

[blazey_cpfc]

1,000 pos rep points says you wont. ;)
I would. :p

[saxoneagle]

I would. :p

I'll pos rep you if you don't :D

Although I realise I owe you pos rep anyway :(

[NO1FAN]

I am needing to spread it around a bit more :)

:eek:

[paf]

1,000 pos rep points says you wont. ;)

tit rep.

outstanding work Blind.

:lux:

[kitticat]

:eek:

My rep is hard to earn :D

[Biggineagle]

Just been neg repd by PK:sob:

All that hard work in ruins

[Barbara4003]

Just been neg repd by PK:sob:

All that hard work in ruins

Cooey :hi:

You can give me some, if you want :D

Rep, that is ;)

[Biggineagle]

Cooey :hi:

You can give me some, if you want :D

Rep, that is ;)

You have loads already, crawler

PS I have to spread it around before I can again

[Barbara4003]

You have loads already, crawler

You can never have enough :)

Anyway, I need to stay on top of Maz :D

[blazey_cpfc]

I'll pos rep you if you don't :D

Although I realise I owe you pos rep anyway :(
Why? There's nothing wrong with my breasts. Its not a nekkid pic, im wearing a bra. My face isnt even in the pic, surely thats an even bigger bonus!
Or how about you just dont look.. :(

[kitticat]

You can never have enough :)

Anyway, I need to stay on top of Maz :D


(snigger)

[Riley]

Does anyone know where I can find the whore repping thread?

[Biggineagle]

Why? There's nothing wrong with my breasts. Its not a nekkid pic, im wearing a bra. My face isnt even in the pic, surely thats an even bigger bonus!
Or how about you just dont look.. :(

Oh ok you talked us into it, get em on here :lux: ;)

[saxoneagle]

Why? There's nothing wrong with my breasts. Its not a nekkid pic, im wearing a bra. My face isnt even in the pic, surely thats an even bigger bonus!
Or how about you just dont look.. :(

Bloody hell, I was just kidding... you seem to be taking my posts far too seriously recently :(

Anyway, I've pos repped.

[blazey_cpfc]

.

[blazey_cpfc]

Bloody hell, I was just kidding... you seem to be taking my posts far too seriously recently :(

Anyway, I've pos repped.
Probably because of previous posts where i felt you may have come across unfair or unkind towards me.
I did realise you were joking, just didnt know if it was with me or at my expense. Hey no worries, i get sensitive at times, i will try to improve on this behaviour :) :)

[Shipsisourking]

Can i have some positive rep, ive been helping my daughter out this week who has been bullied at school been to umpteen meetings with the school and the bullying advice people. and i helped out a very old man 2 nights ago, who got confused on the train he was on, wanted london victoria and ended up at eastbourne, he was crying and everything.

Many thanks :)

[anna matronic]

Wheres the breasticles Blazey?? I am hungover and bored. Come on bird :D

[RUSSELL]

I've just taught myself how to moonwalk :)

[Shipsisourking]

Thanks to all, from 3 little green blocks to 5! Hope you all have great afternoons :) :) :)

[anna matronic]

What do we do post things to make people rep us?

[Shipsisourking]

What do we do post things to make people rep us?

I think you have to convince people that youre a nice person or have done something good. (or just beg).

[Nelson Muntz]

I've repped all those on this thread that I think deserve it.

[David]

I try to give out green rep but it comes out grey?

[Barbara4003]

I try to give out green rep but it comes out grey?

It's because people have been nasty to you and put you in neg rep :(

[Riley]

It's because people have been nasty to you and put you in neg rep :(

Barbara, you're very good at empathy :)

Shall we start a mission to try and get him out of the red? It can be our good deed for the year.

Does he deserve it though?

[David]

Thanks guys! A return pos will be on its way!

[Barbara4003]

Barbara, you're very good at empathy :)

Shall we start a mission to try and get him out of the red? It can be our good deed for the year.

Does he deserve it though?

I think he deserves it :)

I've already repped him to help him on his way :)

[Nelson Muntz]

I've just repped a whole lot more people from this thread. Have I missed anybody?

[kitticat]

How some love from me peeps :love:

[Riley]

Me too. :D

Now fly David, fly, and become the man we know you can. :lux:

(It's so sad when they leave home, but you just have to let go, for their sake and yours :( )

[kitticat]

I've just repped a whole lot more people from this thread. Have I missed anybody?

Me :love:

[Barbara4003]

I must be quite a good whore :D

I'm well on top of Maz now :p

[Riley]

I've just repped a whole lot more people from this thread. Have I missed anybody?

*cough, cough, OVER HERE! cough*

[Barbara4003]

Me too. :D

Now fly David, fly, and become the man we know you can. :lux:

(It's so sad when they leave home, but you just have to let go, for their sake and yours :( )

I hope he comes back to visit. I'll miss him :(

[Riley]

I would suggest a similar mission with Carlos the Finger but I'm think it might be a bit ambitious even for the hardcore rep-philanthropists...

[Ridcully]

I've just repped a whole lot more people from this thread. Have I missed anybody?
:hi:

[eddieskyclad]

I don't have a very exciting story but if someone is giving away reputation of the positive variety then I will return it in kind...

[Barbara4003]

I would suggest a similar mission with Carlos the Finger but I'm think it might be a bit ambitious even for the hardcore rep-philanthropists...

Hmmm - he is a bit on the annoying side though. I would agree to join the campaign if he drops the 'Cheers Repyboys' crap at the end of his posts though :)

[RUSSELL]

I've repped all those on this thread that I think deserve it.

:sob:

Moonwalking is hard to learn.

[blazey_cpfc]

Wheres the breasticles Blazey?? I am hungover and bored. Come on bird :D

Sorry I was at work, so couldn't post pic, im home now.

Can I have my tit rep now Nigel? :o :afro:

[Ridcully]

Dave will have to start giving out ickle red dots soon in a monopoly hotel stylee

[RUSSELL]

I've just repped a whole lot more people from this thread. Have I missed anybody?

:hi:

[saxoneagle]

How some love from me peeps :love:

I've obviously spread enough cos I've just repped you again :p

[paf]

Sorry I was at work, so couldn't post pic, im home now.

Can I have my tit rep now Nigel? :o :afro:

cracking jubblies, well done.

[Ridcully]

Sorry I was at work, so couldn't post pic, im home now.

Can I have my tit rep now Nigel? :o :afro:

Wooooooohhhh, I'm blind, do not click on the picture peoples, you have been warned, no need for an air bag if you're in Janines car.

[saxoneagle]

Barbara, you're very good at empathy :)

Shall we start a mission to try and get him out of the red? It can be our good deed for the year.

Does he deserve it though?

He's got three green ones! He should be grateful!

[GodstoneEagle]

Innit

[kitticat]

Sorry I was at work, so couldn't post pic, im home now.

Can I have my tit rep now Nigel? :o :afro:

Is that a dolphin tattoo??

[Heb 7:4]

Jesus, a whole thread of sin.

[saxoneagle]

I must be quite a good whore :D

I'm well on top of Maz now :p

Eurgh, me too :D

[paf]

Is that a dolphin tattoo??

that alone gave me a semi.

[Nelson Muntz]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to blazey_cpfc again.

[Riley]

Hmmm - he is a bit on the annoying side though. I would agree to join the campaign if he drops the 'Cheers Repyboys' crap at the end of his posts though :)

I think I'm the only one who reckons he's quite funny... I've tried to rep him out of the very deep rut he's got himself into but it doesn't do any good!

Maybe we should put your proposition to him and see what he says. We'd be doing the BBS and him too, so everyone wins. I like it when everyone wins. :)

[kitticat]

that alone gave me a semi.

You've gotta get yourself a plastic inflatable one, speaking of which he's looking a bit deflated again :D :D

[Riley]

Jesus, a whole thread of sin.

And on a Sunday too...

[CPFC Guy]

Jesus, a whole thread of sin.

Makes the mass neg repping against me ages ago for asking if anyone wanted rep so that I could neg rep someone look fairly petty doesn't it? :cool:

[blazey_cpfc]

Is that a dolphin tattoo??

Yup, so that proves it's me. (Plus underground shirt lol!)

[saxoneagle]

that alone gave me a semi.

I thought you'd be fully detached what with having an au pair and everything.

[kitticat]

And on a Sunday too...

I am off now to punish myself accordingly :)

[Barbara4003]

I think I'm the only one who reckons he's quite funny... I've tried to rep him out of the very deep rut he's got himself into but it doesn't do any good!

Maybe we should put your proposition to him and see what he says. We'd be doing the BBS and him too, so everyone wins. I like it when everyone wins. :)

I don't mind his posts until that last bit, so maybe we should put the proposition to him and let him decide.

I don't think he'll go for it though - it's like his trademark, isn't it?

And I'm not sure I like his Username, either, come to think of it.

Why would anyone want to call their finger Carlos :confused:

[RUSSELL]

I am off now to punish myself accordingly :)

:eek:

[CPFC Guy]

He's just generally irritating. It's not just the sign off he does that makes people neg rep him.

[Riley]

I am off now to punish myself accordingly :)

Sigh. Ok, I accept your offer, you can have rep in exchange for pics...

[saxoneagle]

I think I've repped everyone on this bloody thread. How bored must I be?

[kitticat]

I think I've repped everyone on this bloody thread. How bored must I be?


Well I've done it whilst ironing :) :)

[Riley]

I don't mind his posts until that last bit, so maybe we should put the proposition to him and let him decide.

I don't think he'll go for it though - it's like his trademark, isn't it?

And I'm not sure I like his Username, either, come to think of it.

Why would anyone want to call their finger Carlos :confused:

I googled it and nothing so we'll have to ask him when we make our decent proposal. So, the plan is, we get him to change his sign-off, username, personality and everything else, and then everyone will like him again and it'll probably save his life, or something. And we'll go to heaven, providied you're not sitll on top of Maz by that point, and also provided that heaven exists.

I appreciate there are a lot of ifs and buts in this plan, but I'm cautiously optimistic nonetheless :D

[saxoneagle]

Well I've done it whilst ironing :) :)

Hope you weren't naked. You might burn bits.

[CPFC Guy]

I'm almost beating chatham eagle. That'll teach him for borrowing money from me and not paying it back :grrr:

[Skiddo]

I've just spent the early part of my afternoon having a cup of tea with my 74 year old grandad and have sat in his new Citroen as he drove me and my mum round the block.

I'm now comforting my dear mother who has a terrible cold and will be taking her out to lunch tomorrow to cheer her up.

:)

[kitticat]

Hope you weren't naked. You might burn bits.

No, its way too cold to be nekkid at the moment, have ironed in a bikini and sarong tho :p

[saxoneagle]

No, its way too cold to be nekkid at the moment, have ironed in a bikini and sarong tho :p

This post is useless without pics...

[blazey_cpfc]

I can't rep any more ho's at the moment. I have run out. Thank you for the rep, and sorry for being a filthy rep ho! :D :hi:

[DaveTuttles]

I have a splendidly large todger

[saxoneagle]

I have a splendidly large todger

Like this:
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/carrot_fb.jpg

[Beatleboy]

I misread the Thread Title - I thought that it sad "REF whoring"

I must be getting paranoid!

[CPFC Guy]

There should be a ref whoring thread, about how they whore themselves out to Manchester United at Old Trafford.

[peagle]

I ache soooo much but some rep would make me feel much better :D

[eddieskyclad]

Yikes.

Rep Whoring really does work. A little more and I may even make the top 100...

Will promptly get round to returning things like promised.

[Shipsisourking]

I've just spent the early part of my afternoon having a cup of tea with my 74 year old grandad and have sat in his new Citroen as he drove me and my mum round the block.

I'm now comforting my dear mother who has a terrible cold and will be taking her out to lunch tomorrow to cheer her up.

:)


What a lovely person you are, rep on way.

[Shipsisourking]

Probabley been asked before, but what does a little blue box on the rep bit mean? Is it a negative rep?

[JOHN1509]

i've so far spent the afternoon away from facebook, to help my daughter with her homework

[GodstoneEagle]

I'm almost beating chatham eagle. That'll teach him for borrowing money from me and not paying it back :grrr:
he owes me 90

[CPFC Guy]

he owes me 90

He owes Sussex some too apparently.

He'd better buy some drinks next week.

[Beatleboy]

There should be a ref whoring thread, about how they whore themselves out to Manchester United at Old Trafford.

:eek:

I should give you neg rep for that, but that wouldn't be in keeping with the harmony of the real thread title would it?

:)

[Heb 7:4]

STOP GIVING ME POS REP!!!!

I want no part of your filthy shenanigans. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Whoring yourselves out left, right and centre.

[Lizzy]

I cooked sunday roast and pudding.

And I have cleaned the kitchen.

meh

[NO1FAN]

GIVE ME POS REP!!!!



Done :p

[anna matronic]

Well I have gone to my mums for sunday dinner cos she misses me :)

I'm also trying to persuade her and her boyfriend to do some random first dance at their wedding, like the Grease Megamix or Flo Rider's Low. I'm not getting anywhere with it at present :(

[Beatleboy]

I am obviously being too selective/slow (?) in repping people, as the system won't let me rep some people again until I have spread more reputation around.

[anna matronic]

Sorry I was at work, so couldn't post pic, im home now.

Can I have my tit rep now Nigel? :o :afro:

:lux: Well done J :)

At least I know it isn't just me who takes photo's of their boobies, I took loads last night :D

[eddieskyclad]

I think I managed to spread myself around everybody I needed too and some more people too.

How kind am I?

[saxoneagle]

Well I have gone to my mums for sunday dinner cos she misses me :)



I miss you too :love:

[kitticat]

I have just cleared out my wardrobes and found some very interesting things :eek:

[anna matronic]

I miss you too :love:

Right back at ya :love:

When you coming over? We can go to the gay bar again :p

[saxoneagle]

Righr back at ya :love:

When you coming over? We can go to the gay bar again :p


Back in July for my birthday before we head to Africa :lux:

You chose to go in the bloody gay bar! :rolleyes::D

[anna matronic]

Back in July for my birthday before we head to Africa :lux:

You chose to go in the bloody gay bar! :rolleyes::D

Cool :)

No I didn't, I didn't know it was a gay bar till we walked in. You guys didn't even realise, even when there were no birds in there except me and Kate :D

[saxoneagle]

Cool :)

No I didn't, I didn't know it was a gay bar till we walked in. You guys didn't even realise, even when there were no birds in there except me and Kate :D

I believe as we neared the door I mentioned it looked a little bit cock heavy :D

Think my brother was completely oblivious though :D

[peagle]

The just won the FA Cup on Fifa 09 :D Pos that!

[anna matronic]

I believe as we neared the door I mentioned it looked a little bit cock heavy :D

Think my brother was completely oblivious though :D

That was it, yeah you said as you walked in "Its a bit cock heavy in here" and some bloke said to me "Yes, it is a gay bar"

The looks on your faces was priceless :) But the other bar was shit and boring, this bar was not, good atmosphere and decent music :)

I cant rep you btw I have to spread it!

[sexyrazor]

Whore me up people ;)

[Barbara4003]

Whore me up people ;)

Shouldn't that be rep me up, you whores?

:confused:

[sexyrazor]

Rep me up, you ho's ;)

[Barbara4003]

I've got to spread first, but you'll be first on my list once I'm done spreading and putting it about

:)

[sexyrazor]

I've got to spread first, but you'll be first on my list once I'm done spreading and putting it about

:)

whey hey :)

[PJJY]

I've done some deserved negging.

Sorry guys.

[sexyrazor]

Dirty negger :(

[LeeH]

Thanks for all the well wishes folks :p much appreciated.

[Lizzy]

PJ time again :)

[blazey_cpfc]

Whore me up people ;)

Shall i bring Maidstoned when I come to whore you up? ;)

[sexyrazor]

Shall i bring Maidstoned when I come to whore you up? ;)
:)

[Skiddo]

I've just managed to get my sick mother to play "Give it Up" by KC and the Sunshine Band on her piano keyboard.

;)

[peagle]

PJ time again :)
Don;t worry I havent bothered tonight either ;)

[Lizzy]

Don;t worry I havent bothered tonight either ;)

you're posting naked?:eek:

[peagle]

you're posting naked?:eek:
I will neither confirm or deny it :D

[Lizzy]

I will neither confirm or deny it :D

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:eWcbFV_lLFQQwM:http://www.mycomputerhurts.com/NakedManAtComputerC0610.jpg

[peagle]

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:eWcbFV_lLFQQwM:http://www.mycomputerhurts.com/NakedManAtComputerC0610.jpg
that's probably not too far off :(

[saxoneagle]

http://www.strawberryontheradio.com/CMS/images/fat%20naked%20man%20on%20computer%20copy.jpg

[laggin]

^pies^

i have repped loads of you on this thread and got very little back :sob: :o

[JOHN1509]

^pies^

i have repped loads of you on this thread and got very little back :sob: :o


just repped you and everyone else on this page

[Sussex Eagle]

you're posting naked?:eek:
He's about 12, start covering your tracks.

[Biggineagle]

Sorry I was at work, so couldn't post pic, im home now.

Can I have my tit rep now Nigel? :o :afro:

Bloody Nora !!!!!!! I had to press the zoom button, I just had to, sorry

You must be very proud:lux: :lux:

[Blind_Eagle]

Sorry I was at work, so couldn't post pic, im home now.

Can I have my tit rep now Nigel? :o :afro:

Your tit rep has been awarded. :p

[JOHN1509]

just risked my neck by using the works pc to give people on this page some rep:p

[laggin]

thats better people :p :D

[The Addonians]

Just repped as many other whores as i could from the last few pages

[Lizzy]

day from hell :sob:

[saxoneagle]

day from hell :sob:

Mine is only half way through, assuming I'll actually leave on time - which I won't. :(

[JOHN1509]

Just repped as many other whores as i could from the last few pages


same here:p

[Shipsisourking]

could i have some more please? ill rep back as much as i can! just repped as much as allowed.

[kitticat]

I am gonna shamelessly whore as I have been moved departments against my will

[Nelson Muntz]

I like giving posrep. Anybody else want some?

[saxoneagle]

I'll have more whenever you can, Nelson :D

[lanepe]

Was that said like a punter to a ho?

[JOHN1509]

just given some more out to the above-
sorry to saxoneagle, lanepe, but have to spread more first:(

[Barbara4003]

I like giving posrep. Anybody else want some?

Can I have some, pretty please?

:)

[saxoneagle]

OK, I've just gone rep mad on this page. You're all done :D

See, this rep thing is pointless, isn't it? :D

[Nelson Muntz]

Can I have some, pretty please?

:)Of course :)

[Nelson Muntz]

OK, I've just gone rep mad on this page. You're all done :D

See, this rep thing is pointless, isn't it? :DYou must spread some Reputation around before giving it to saxoneagle again.

[Barbara4003]

Of course :)

Thank you. I've got to put it about a bit before I can return the favour :)

[Beatleboy]

Thank you. I've got to put it about a bit before I can return the favour :)

There's no answer to that!:o

[Nelson Muntz]

There's no answer to that!:o
Easy Tiger!!!!!

Done you Beatleboy.........

[Barbara4003]

There's no answer to that!:o

I'm sure there is, but you are far too much of a gentleman to smut it up.

:)

[Beatleboy]

Done you Beatleboy.........

Another ugly rumour being spread on the BBS!

:D

[Scrumpy]

*I'm convinced I saw a ghost today at work and I wasn't scared! (My building is a 200 year old house on Portland Place)

*I am possibly the best artist on the BBS.

*My (shit) kit deign was in the Croydon Advertiser.

*I have just booked my girlfriend a surprise holiday to Turkey for her birthday (I hope she doesn't read the BBS!)

[Beatleboy]

OK I need a few good (Clean!) jokes to tell on the Course that I am running at present in Hackney. The co-tutor has heard most of my material.

I will pos rep anyone who comes up with suitable jokes that I actually use tomorrow.

Thankyou very much.

[peagle]

ripped down a wall and have cuts all over my arm from ***** nails :(

[Lizzy]

OK I need a few good (Clean!) jokes to tell on the Course that I am running at present in Hackney. The co-tutor has heard most of my material.

I will pos rep anyone who comes up with suitable jokes that I actually use tomorrow.

Thankyou very much.

what's brown and sticky?

a stick

[Barbara4003]

OK I need a few good (Clean!) jokes to tell on the Course that I am running at present in Hackney. The co-tutor has heard most of my material.

I will pos rep anyone who comes up with suitable jokes that I actually use tomorrow.

Thankyou very much.

Will you pos rep me because I am thinking so hard for a joke for you to tell :angel:

[peagle]

OK I need a few good (Clean!) jokes to tell on the Course that I am running at present in Hackney. The co-tutor has heard most of my material.

I will pos rep anyone who comes up with suitable jokes that I actually use tomorrow.

Thankyou very much.
If its a course I assume its educational... so a few educational jokes may go down well:

Physics: A proton walks into a bar and buys a packet of crisps. 'Are you sure?' asks the barman. To which the proton replies 'Of course... I'm POSITIVE!'

I can't believe Proton's have mass. I didn't even know they were religious ;)

Biology: Why is the eye so funny? Because it has an aqueous(sp) and vitreous (sp) humour!

Maths: How do you make seven even? Take off the s!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!




My pleasure :D

[saxoneagle]

what's brown and sticky?

a stick

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff.

[peagle]

Oh and then there is allways:

Whats green and says 'Hey, I'm a frog'?

A talking frog

[LeeH]

what do you call a deer with no eyes?

no idea

[saxoneagle]

What do you call a fish with 10 eyes?

Fiiiiiiiiiish.

[Barbara4003]

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea

:D

[eddieskyclad]

Can't believe someone is making us work for positive rep. I thought it was my god-given right.

;)

[Palace Dan]

I didn't kick anyone at footie tonight, which given how poor I am at football and ususally do it by accident is quite an achievement!!

[Scrumpy]

I am going to bed!

[Barbara4003]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Scrumpy again.

:)

[eddieskyclad]

This whole spreading reputation thing can be hard work...

[Beatleboy]

Will you pos rep me because I am thinking so hard for a joke for you to tell :angel:

Barbara, I can't, I need to put myself about some more first too!

[Beatleboy]

Oh and then there is allways:

Whats green and says 'Hey, I'm a frog'?

A talking frog

The best so far - you def get rep!:p

[adrenalin john]

topical snow joke,

snowman A asks snowman B: 'can you smell carrots?'

[peagle]

The best so far - you def get rep!:p
My educational ones not to your liking?

How about non politically correct ones?
How many french men does it take to defend Paris?
Nobody Knows they've never tried

Why is the French flag made of velcro (sp)?
So they can remove the blue and red bits in times of war

Or Brittish ones:
An Englishmen, a Scotsman and an Irishman are playing cricket when the englishman hits the ball into a cave.
The Irishman goes in to get the ball and sees it lying on a table next to a five pound note. He picks up the money and suddenly a ghost appears. 'I'm the ghost of Aunty Mable, this pound note stays on the table!' it says and the Irishman is so scared he drops the money and runs out of the cave.
The Scotsman doesn't believe anything could be that scary so goes into the cave and sees the money. He goes to pick it up and the ghost appears again and says 'I'm the ghost of Aunty Mable, this pound note stays on the table!'. The scotsman is so scared he runs out crying.
Lastly the Englishman wanders in and picks up the money and the ball, the ghost appears and says it's line: 'I'm the ghost of Aunty Mable, this pound note stays on the table!' To which the Englishman replies 'Well I'm the ghost of Davey Crocket and this pound note is staying in my pocket!' He then walks out and keeps the money.


Or silly ones:
A man walks into a bar... Ouch

Or animal ones:
A panda walks into a bar and orders a packet of crisps. He sits down and eats them before shooting the person on his left and right. He then walks out of the bar calmly. The owner rushes out and stops him. 'What do you think you are doing?' he asks 'You cant do that!' The panda then replies: 'Ofcourse I can, look it up in any encyclopedia... a panda eats, shoots and leaves!'

Don't worry I have more!

[CPFC Guy]

There is no way that beatleboy should have that much rep. Seriously guys, at least think about who you're repping and whether they deserve it before you dish it out.

[peagle]

this is how bored I am right now. It also demonstrates equally well my obsession with penguin bars which all of these jokes come from.

Why can't penguins fly?
They don't have enough money to buy plane tickets.

What do you get if you cross an alegator and a penguin?
Nobody Knows.

Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.

Oh and then blonde jokes:
A blonde was driving to the airport when she saw a sign saying airport left. So she turned around and went home.

Godzilla, the lock ness monster and a smart blonde were standing on top of the empire state building. Who jumped first?
It's impossible to know because none of them exist.

A blonde went into a shop to buy a TV but as she went in she saw a sign saying 'Sorry, We don't serve blondes.' She went home and put on a red wig before returning. Confidently she walks in and asks the first shop assistant she sees if she can buy that television. He says 'I'm sorry we don't serve blondes'. she is horrified and asks how he knew. 'Well you see,' he replies, 'that there is a microwave!'

[Beatleboy]

topical snow joke,

snowman A asks snowman B: 'can you smell carrots?'

Thanks but unfortunately I used that one last time!

I also used:-

"Why was the beach wet - because the seaweed!"

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff - tequilla!"

I went to buy a goldfish today. The pet shop owner said" Do you want an Aquarium?" I said , " I just want a goldfish, I don't care what star sign it is!"

I will rep you for effort though!

[peagle]

OK I have a joke you should tell ONLY IF YOU HATE THE PEOPLE YOU ARE TELLING IT TO VERY MUCH. It will take me a while to type it out but I will PM it to you so as not to waste everyone else's time on here.

[Beatleboy]

A panda walks into a bar and orders a packet of crisps. He sits down and eats them before shooting the person on his left and right. He then walks out of the bar calmly. The owner rushes out and stops him. 'What do you think you are doing?' he asks 'You cant do that!' The panda then replies: 'Ofcourse I can, look it up in any encyclopedia... a panda eats, shoots and leaves!'



I like that one for sure - very clever:p !

[Lizzy]

I need rep - I am getting right royally beaten up on another thread

[Beatleboy]

There is no way that beatleboy should have that much rep. Seriously guys, at least think about who you're repping and whether they deserve it before you dish it out.

:eek:

Thanks for your comments - duly noted and filed in an appropriate place!

[CPFC Guy]

Along with everyone else's negative comments about you? Must be a big file.

[Barbara4003]

There is no way that beatleboy should have that much rep. Seriously guys, at least think about who you're repping and whether they deserve it before you dish it out.

I think that's a bit mean. Beatleboy is alright. He has his views and opinions which he is entitled to, just like the rest of us.

Give him a chance and I think you'll like him, too :)

[saxoneagle]

I need rep - I am getting right royally beaten up on another thread


No you aren't. Melody is mental.

[peagle]

I like that one for sure - very clever:p !
Just finished typing my one to you which SHOULD ONLY BE TOLD TO PEOPLE YOU HATE (and who are smaller than you probably). Sorry that you have to read it yourself though but it could be usefull!