The official Barbara thread.

[Ant.Palace]

The official Barbara thread.

For when she goes off topic, here's an outlet.:p

[Doris.x]

She'll be on here all the time then :D :D :hi:

[Barbara4003]

The official Barbara thread.

For when she goes off topic, here's an outlet.:p

:D

I know I do that a lot. I don't mean to. My mind just wanders and I forget what the thread was about :D

You are guilty of hijacking your own thread though. Holiday pictures :D

[Ant.Palace]

I've just put it back on topic.

[Barbara4003]

She'll be on here all the time then :D :D :hi:

:D

:lux:

Seeing as I can say whatever I want on this thread, I'd like to say that I just made the local dance school £4,326.37 in their bank account :D

[Ant.Palace]

put the kettle on. :p

i would but it's your place.

[Ant.Palace]

It's funny how there's 11 guests viewing this.

[Barbara4003]

I bought some nice hot cross buns from Waitrose yesterday.

Tea and hot cross buns :lux:

[Ant.Palace]

shall i start a fan club?

[Doris.x]

Ooh, I'd love a cup of tea.

I'll do it if you like

Milk?..............sugar?........

[Sick Bucket]

I´m a bit of a closet Barbara fan, I don´t know her but can tell she´s just a very nice person isn´t she?

[Ant.Palace]

I bought some nice hot cross buns from Waitrose yesterday.

Tea and hot cross buns :lux:


I love hot cross buns:)


more of a coffee man though.

[Sick Bucket]

Milk, no sugar strong, thanks

[Barbara4003]

I´m a bit of a closet Barbara fan, I don´t know her but can tell she´s just a very nice person isn´t she?

Aaww thank you. I'm sure you are very nice, too.

You can post on my thread whenever you want

:)

[Ant.Palace]

I´m a bit of a closet Barbara fan, I don´t know her but can tell she´s just a very nice person isn´t she?

Yes she's lovely in a 'sound's like she's old but she's younger than you think plus a touch naive in a funny way' kinda thing:p

[Barbara4003]

I love hot cross buns:)


more of a coffee man though.

These hot cross buns are lovely because they don't have mixed peel in them :)

I'm a tea first thing in the morning, cup of tea in the afternoon, coffee the rest of the time.

[sexyrazor]

Barbara loves the word ****

[Barbara4003]

Ooh, I'd love a cup of tea.

I'll do it if you like

Milk?..............sugar?........

Little bit of milk, no sugar, though.

But of course you knew that already.

:)

[Doris.x]

Aaww thank you. I'm sure you are very nice, too.

You can post on my thread whenever you want

:)
Shall we let Sick bucket join our flit clique?

We'll have to devise a set of questions they have to answer before they can be admitted :p

[Barbara4003]

Barbara loves the word ****

:eek:

You've polluted my thread

:sob:

[Barbara4003]

Shall we let Sick bucket join our flit clique?

We'll have to devise a set of questions they have to answer before they can be admitted :p

Well, the first thing is they must never have said 'that' word.

[sexyrazor]

You don't k,now what my word was?

[Ant.Palace]

[QUOTE=Barbara4003]These hot cross buns are lovely because they don't have mixed peel in them :)

QUOTE]

i'm not sure if that's good or bad. surely if it doesnt have mixed peel then it looses its zing.

[Ant.Palace]

perhaps she meant 'flit'.

it is the in-word after all.

[Barbara4003]

i'm not sure if that's good or bad. surely if it doesnt have mixed peel then it looses its zing.

It's a good thing.

Mixed peel makes me throw up.

That's as good a reason as any, I think.

They have cinnamon in them, though. Not too much, just enough to give them that little something.

:)

[Ant.Palace]

It's a good thing.

Mixed peel makes me throw up.

That's as good a reason as any, I think.

They have cinnamon in them, though. Not too much, just enough to give them that little something.

:)

well i'll give it a try.:p

[Barbara4003]

You don't k,now what my word was?

The fact that the swear filter intervened gives me a pretty good idea

;)

[Doris.x]

Barbara, what colour do you use on your hair?

[sexyrazor]

The fact that the swear filter intervened gives me a pretty good idea

;)

It was silk

[Barbara4003]

Barbara, what colour do you use on your hair?

I can never remember, so I end up with a different one every time I do it.

I think it's dark auburn or warm brown.

I'm going to the hairdresser on Saturday and asking about having that red put in it :lux:

[Barbara4003]

It was silk

:D :lux:

[Ant.Palace]

Blimey it's getting really windy outside!

[Barbara4003]

Didn't it get dark quick, tonight?

I looked out the window at 8.15 and it was dark.

[sexyrazor]

28 days till I leave the country

[Barbara4003]

28 days till I leave the country

:(

It's sad, but I think it will be good for you. You know you can always come back, but you'd regret it if you didn't give it a try.

:)

[Sophie_9]

Can I have eels with my pies please Barbs? :):hi:

[sexyrazor]

Might need a room when I get back>

Any chance you can offer one?

[Barbara4003]

Can I have eels with my pies please Barbs? :):hi:

Of course you can :)

You should come up early when you go to the next game, and we can go to the pie and mash shop :lux:

[Barbara4003]

Might need a room when I get back>

Any chance you can offer one?

When are you coming back?

[Sophie_9]

Might need a room when I get back>

Any chance you can offer one?


me? If so you can be our live in nanny, so I can go back to work :lux:

[sexyrazor]

When are you coming back?

January prolly

[Sophie_9]

Of course you can :)

You should come up early when you go to the next game, and we can go to the pie and mash shop :lux:


Cool, i miss pie and mash. I will be up for the Derby game. I need somwhere to stay too:D

[Barbara4003]

Cool, i miss pie and mash. I will be up for the Derby game. I need somwhere to stay too:D

We should do that. Go for pie and mash first.

Not sure I can do you a room though :(

Our spare room is still a tip as Jennifer hasn't cleared all her stuff out yet.

And it hasn't got a bed in it at the moment.

[sexyrazor]

Next game is Derby :)

[sexyrazor]

Me and Soph can stay on you sofa :)

[Sophie_9]

Me and Soph can stay on you sofa :)


I have been blown out for that night:(

Oh well Rickyb is always a SOFT touch:D

[sexyrazor]

I have been blown out for that night:(

Oh well Rickyb is always a SOFT touch:D


Who have you been blown out by? Not me?

[Barbara4003]

If I had a bed in the spare room, you'd be more than welcome to stay.

Next time maybe :)

[Sophie_9]

Who have you been blown out by? Not me?


No not you, but its a very good reason. :)

[Sophie_9]

If I had a bed in the spare room, you'd be more than welcome to stay.

Next time maybe :)


You would then be able to post on the sleepwalking thread if Dani stayed :)

[Barbara4003]

And even if she didn't, I'd say she did :lux:

[sexyrazor]

I am a great sleepwalker :)

[Sophie_9]

[QUOTE=Barbara4003]And even if she didn't, I'd say she did :lux:[/QUOTE

Oh but she would. A lot of people can back me up:D

Mind you I might try it myself.

[Barbara4003]

I used to sleepwalk.

Every now and again, I get up in the night and move things round. Just little things, then when I wake up, I accuse my husband of moving things.

[Sick Bucket]

Clit? just testing

[Sophie_9]

Barbaras thread so I am going to be random, my one and only cat that is left is asleep next to me snoring like i have never heard before :)

[Sophie_9]

Clit? just testing


Cool

[sexyrazor]

Clit testing is good.

[Barbara4003]

Barbaras thread so I am going to be random, my one and only cat that is left is asleep next to me snoring like i have never heard before :)

You can be as random as you want.

I'd prefer it to stay smut-free though.

But I'll give Sick Bucket the benefit of the doubt that he meant to type 'flit'

:)

[sexyrazor]

How does it feel Barbara to have your own thread?

[Barbara4003]

I think it's fun.

I can go off-topic as much as I want without Sophie having a moan at me

:lux:

[sexyrazor]

Sophie is fit tho :)

I had my own thread once but it is banished to CCG :(

[Barbara4003]

No doubt, that's where this one will end up :(

[Barbara4003]

Oh.

There's no QI on tonight :(

[Sophie_9]

I think it's fun.

I can go off-topic as much as I want without Sophie having a moan at me

:lux:


I didn't moan:eek:

[sexyrazor]

http://forums.cpfc.org/showthread.php?t=138679

[Barbara4003]

I didn't moan:eek:

Not you.

The other Sophie.

She's always moaning that I take threads off topic :D

[Sophie_9]

Sophie is fit tho :)

I had my own thread once but it is banished to CCG :(


We have a few threads :)

[Barbara4003]

http://forums.cpfc.org/showthread.php?t=138679

113 pages :eek:

Mine won't go anywhere near that!

[Sophie_9]

Not you.

The other Sophie.

She's always moaning that I take threads off topic :D

I think its funny. That was fun that day we spent taking threads off topic :)

Don't think anyone noticed:D

[Barbara4003]

I think its funny. That was fun that day we spent taking threads off topic :)

Don't think anyone noticed:D

:D

No I don't think they did.

I think we're guilty of it so often, people just accept it.

Expect Sophie, of course :D

[the digger]

:(

It's sad, but I think it will be good for you. You know you can always come back, but you'd regret it if you didn't give it a try.

:)


These are wise words Dani. When I left I felt like I could never come back, but I did and it's great.

Back off topic, got any herbal Barbara?

[Barbara4003]

It was nice of Kevin to start this though.

Probably because I was ruining his Holiday Pictures thread.

:)

[Barbara4003]

These are wise words Dani. When I left I felt like I could never come back, but I did and it's great.

Back off topic, got any herbal Barbara?

Herbal what?

:confused:

[Sophie_9]

Back off topic, got any herbal Barbara?


:D

[Jukesy]

These hot cross buns are lovely because they don't have mixed peel in them :)

I'm a tea first thing in the morning, cup of tea in the afternoon, coffee the rest of the time.

But you never make me one :sob:

[lanepe]

In standard BBS tradition, this thread ain't nothing without pics.

[Sophie_9]

:D

No I don't think they did.

I think we're guilty of it so often, people just accept it.

Expect Sophie, of course :D


Can you please refer to soph as Gollers as we get mixed up:p

[sexyrazor]

DC, Barbs won't have any of the herbs innit

[Sophie_9]

In standard BBS tradition, this thread ain't nothing without pics.


come on msn i dont know how to post pics here

[Barbara4003]

But you never make me one :sob:

I wash your mug up for you though. And get it all nice and white on the inside.

I'll make you a cup of tea on Friday if you get my lunch for me

:)

[Jukesy]

Oh, and I've got some invoices to sort out Barb, can you pop in tomorrow? :love:

[sexyrazor]

I can offer pics of Soph for the right price.

[lanepe]

come on msn i dont know how to post pics here

Thanks, but still a bit sore from the other day.

[Barbara4003]

DC, Barbs won't have any of the herbs innit

What are herbs?

Drugs?

:confused:

[Jukesy]

I wash your mug up for you though. And get it all nice and white on the inside.

I'll make you a cup of tea on Friday if you get my lunch for me

:)

£2 fish and chips? Cod not Skate though?:D

[Barbara4003]

Oh, and I've got some invoices to sort out Barb, can you pop in tomorrow? :love:

Work???

On a Thursday????

I think not!

I did all your invoicing today for you. And posted it for you.

Not that you'd know I stamped it and posted it for you, of course ;)

[sexyrazor]

What are herbs?

Drugs?

:confused:

No such thing.

[Sophie_9]

I can offer pics of Soph for the right price.


No you don't!!!!

[Barbara4003]

£2 fish and chips? Cod not Skate though?:D

Yep :p

Can you try and bring it in before 2.00 pm though?

That's my nap time and I struggle to eat it.

Ta :)

[Jukesy]

Work???

On a Thursday????

I think not!

I did all your invoicing today for you. And posted it for you.

Not that you'd know I stamped it and posted it for you, of course ;)

You made me laugh :lux:

[Jukesy]

Yep :p

Can you try and bring it in before 2.00 pm though?

That's my nap time and I struggle to eat it.

Ta :)

Ok Ok, I'll be in by noon, ok??:p

[sexyrazor]

No you don't!!!!

Am quite skint, so might for the right price ;)

[Barbara4003]

No such thing.

I just Urbaned it.

No, sorry I don't have any.

:D

[Sophie_9]

Thanks, but still a bit sore from the other day.




:D I am off to bed now so wont expect too much.

[Barbara4003]

Ok Ok, I'll be in by noon, ok??:p

Noon - 12.30 will be fine :p

[the digger]

I just Urbaned it.

No, sorry I don't have any.

:D

I was thinking more along the lines of Roibus or Chamomile, that regular tea messes with my constitution.

[Barbara4003]

I was thinking more along the lines of Roibus or Chamomile, that regular tea messes with my constitution.

Oh. Sorry.

I have some green tea, if that's any help.

:)

[Barbara4003]

Is anyone watching Benidorm?

It seems like Benidorm is one big brothel :eek:

[the digger]

Oh. Sorry.

I have some green tea, if that's any help.

:)


That might work, although i'd happily settle for a cup of cocoa and a valerian tablet.

[Sophie_9]

Is anyone watching Benidorm?

It seems like Benidorm is one big brothel :eek:


benidorm is a shit hole,that is all night all :love:

[Barbara4003]

That might work, although i'd happily settle for a cup of cocoa and a valerian tablet.

I've probably got some cocoa at the back of the cupboard somewhere.

Can't help with the sleeping tablets though.

I could probably bore you to sleep though with my theory on the JFK assassination or the moon landings.

:)

[Barbara4003]

Gosh. It's midnight already.

[sexyrazor]

I am chatting to my best friend from Junior school on facebook :lux:

[the digger]

I've probably got some cocoa at the back of the cupboard somewhere.

Can't help with the sleeping tablets though.

I could probably bore you to sleep though with my theory on the JFK assassination or the moon landings.

:)

I doubt it, I have a propensity for counting imperfections in the bedroom ceiling. Your hubbie's pie crust recipe, on the other hand......

[Jukesy]

Gosh. It's midnight already.

Night night Sooty :S:

[mrgins]

can we turn this into an "ask barbara" thread? Like, is your ass really big, Barbara?

[sexyrazor]

Can we ask Barbara if Charlton fans are *****?

[ACW]

why's everyone awake then?

[mrgins]

cos its only 8pm here?

[Sick Bucket]

But I'll give Sick Bucket the benefit of the doubt that he meant to type 'flit'

:)

It was a two pronged attack, I was checking to see if that was the **** word used by Sexyrazor and wondering if flit was a typo, obviously not what is flit?

[thefox]

Who is she ?

[Sick Bucket]

Can we ask Barbara if Charlton fans are *****?

I think Barbara is going to have to wash your mouth out with soap.

[Barbara4003]

can we turn this into an "ask barbara" thread?

That could be fun. I won't guarantee to answer everything though ;)

Like, is your ass really big, Barbara?

No, no it isn't.

Can we ask Barbara if Charlton fans are *****?

Yes, yes they are.

:)

[Barbara4003]

Who is she ?

:rolleyes:

[kitticat]

Wow Barbara your own thread?? :D :love:

[Maidstoned Eagle]

My bum´s bigger than Barbs bum.

[Barbara4003]

Wow Barbara your own thread?? :D :love:

:D

Have you noticed that your signature sort of answers my one?

How odd.

:)

[Barbara4003]

My bum´s bigger than Barbs bum.

:love:

(I think. It will take me a while to work out if that was an insult or not).

[DocSavage]

:D

:lux:

Seeing as I can say whatever I want on this thread, I'd like to say that I just made the local dance school £4,326.37 in their bank account :D


which reminds me to mention that ecstacy is a higly dangerous drug because it makes white people think they can dance

[Barbara4003]

which reminds me to mention that ecstacy is a higly dangerous drug because it makes white people think they can dance

Oh. I didn't mean by dancing :D

I found some money they paid in which the bank hasn't credited to their account.

:)

[hoopsmccan]

I love Babs.

[hoopsmccan]

No. I mean Barbara.

[hoopsmccan]

...and pies. I love pies.

[kitticat]

:D

Have you noticed that your signature sort of answers my one?

How odd.

:)

Now that is spooky, we have answered the meaning of life :lux:

[Barbara4003]

I love Babs.

:love:

I think I can accept the Babs word when said like that :lux:

[Ant.Palace]

It was a two pronged attack, I was checking to see if that was the **** word used by Sexyrazor and wondering if flit was a typo, obviously not what is flit?

A BBS flitter is someone who skims along all the threads, either passing comment (like Barbara) or mostly just reading (like Doris).

It also applies to BBSers who come in & have a look/comment then go somewhere else, only to return a few minutes later to see any new comments.

:p

[Barbara4003]

Now that is spooky, we have answered the meaning of life :lux:

It is spooky.

We must be a bit witchy

:lux:

[hoopsmccan]

A BBS flitter is someone who skims along all the threads, either passing comment (like Barbara) or mostly just reading (like Doris).

It also applies to BBSers who come in & have a look/comment then go somewhere else, only to return a few minutes later to see any new comments.

:p

I'm back. :hi:

[DocSavage]

A BBS flitter is someone who skims along all the threads, either passing comment (like Barbara) or mostly just reading (like Doris).

It also applies to BBSers who come in & have a look/comment then go somewhere else, only to return a few minutes later to see any new comments.

:p
have you missed anyone at all in this definition?

I should also mention that in my view
A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out

[Barbara4003]

A BBS flitter is someone who skims along all the threads, either passing comment (like Barbara) or mostly just reading (like Doris).

It also applies to BBSers who come in & have a look/comment then go somewhere else, only to return a few minutes later to see any new comments.

:p

:)

(Is that considered passing a comment?}

[thefox]

Wow Barbara your own thread?? :D :love:

No it's Ant's thread. He owns her. :D

[Maidstoned Eagle]

which reminds me to mention that ecstacy is a higly dangerous drug because it makes white people think they can dance

Daft racist.

[Maidstoned Eagle]

A BBS flitter is someone who skims along all the threads, either passing comment (like Barbara) or mostly just reading (like Doris).

It also applies to BBSers who come in & have a look/comment then go somewhere else, only to return a few minutes later to see any new comments.

:p
Thats everyone isn´t it?

[Barbara4003]

have you missed anyone at all in this definition?

I should also mention that in my view
A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out

Now in my view, a cucumber should be thinly sliced, then soaked in a mixture of white vinegar, sugar and water.

Tis lovely.

Works with iceberg lettuce, too.

:)

[Ant.Palace]

:)

(Is that considered passing a comment?}

Usually you just use :confused:


:D

[DocSavage]

Daft racist.
quote from lenny henry i don't have that imagination so i'll let him know of your views

or is it ok for him to say that?

:)

[Maidstoned Eagle]

quote from lenny henry i don't have that imagination so i'll let him know of your views

or is it ok for him to say that?

:)

Is he one of those Black comedians that tell jokes about white people that aren´t racist, just ironic?

[Ant.Palace]

Thats everyone isn´t it?

yes, we're probably all flitters to a degree

[Maidstoned Eagle]

yes, we're probably all flitters to a degree

I´ve been described as a "heckler" a few times.:D

[Barbara4003]

I don't like Lenny Henry.

I don't think he's funny.

There. I've said it.

[Barbara4003]

I´ve been described as a "heckler" a few times.:D

And a rock nicker

:p

[DocSavage]

Is he one of those Black comedians that tell jokes about white people that aren´t racist, just ironic?
I didn't realise he was a comedian

i did once see him at deptford albany and he was funny but then so was everyone after 8 pints

[Maidstoned Eagle]

And a rock nicker

:p
I´m giving them away to Carterettes of the Week. :D

[Maidstoned Eagle]

i did once see him at deptford albany and he was funny but then so was everyone after 8 pints

Even hoops!!!??

[Barbara4003]

I´m giving them away to Carterettes of the Week. :D

My candy floss went hard.

And the chocolate honeycombe must have fallen out of my car because it disappeared

:(

[Ant.Palace]

No it's Ant's thread. He owns her. :D

And i give it to Barbara.

[Maidstoned Eagle]

My candy floss went hard.

of course it did, you were holding it baby!

And the chocolate honeycombe must have fallen out of my car because it disappeared

:(

Thast coz we eat it all!

[thefox]

And i give it to Barbara.

Incoming ! :o

[Barbara4003]

Incoming ! :o

I don't know if I want you on my thread, foxy.

You have to behave if you want to post on here.

So behave.

:D

[the digger]

And a rock nicker

:p

Daft racist?

[Ant.Palace]

I don't know if I want you on my thread, foxy.

You have to behave if you want to post on here.

So behave.

:D

Actually, i might take this thread back- its going to hit the 200 posts in no time!! :p

[nathe]

Is there an unofficial Babs thread?

[Barbara4003]

Technically, it's your thread :)

[Barbara4003]

I've just been reading the Independent article about the Palace v Man City game in GPD.

It's worth reading if any of you haven't noticed it.

:)

[Maidstoned Eagle]

Is there an unofficial Babs thread?
Have you tried searching for one?

[Barbara4003]

Is there an unofficial Babs thread?

No.

It's Barbara.

B A R B A R A.

:)

[Ant.Palace]

Is there an unofficial Babs thread?

That would be all the others (she sort of takes over them).;)

[Barbara4003]

That would be all the others (she sort of takes over them).;)

:(

Not all of them.

I don't get involved in the serious ones.

I'd be permanently :confused:

:D

[Ant.Palace]

I've just been reading the Independent article about the Palace v Man City game in GPD.

It's worth reading if any of you haven't noticed it.

:)


i'm going to read it now.

[thefox]

Is there an unofficial Babs thread?


Is that the one with the early pre career topless pictures ?

[nathe]

Is that the one with the early pre career topless pictures ?

:D

[Barbara4003]

Is that the one with the early pre career topless pictures ?

:eek:






Yes, that's the one ;)

[thefox]

:eek:






Yes, that's the one ;)

The early baps days before the pies took off. :D

[Barbara4003]

The early baps days before the pies took off. :D

I'm sure I've said this before on here, but my initials are BAP

:D

[DocSavage]

paps?

http://www.themodernantiquarian.com/site/6904/paps_of_anu.html

[Ant.Palace]

paps?

http://www.themodernantiquarian.com/site/6904/paps_of_anu.html

Not THE Julian Cope is it?

[DocSavage]

Not THE Julian Cope is it?
paps of anu

and yes probably





who is THE Julian Cope?

Babs you're quiet are you having baps or looking at paps??

[Barbara4003]

paps of anu

and yes probably





who is THE Julian Cope?

Babs you're quiet are you having baps or looking at paps??

I was reading about the paps just now. They are just two hills :confused:

I like the mythology story that goes with them though.

I like a good bit of mythology.

:)

[CPFC Cheerleader Observer]

Pleased to see that Barbara has posted the most on her own thread :D

[Maz]

I'm a bit worried that Barbara is becoming as over-exposed as Graham Norton.

[Ant.Palace]

paps of anu

and yes probably







who is THE Julian Cope?

Babs you're quiet are you having baps or looking at paps??

http://www.headheritage.co.uk/julian_cope/discography/

[Ant.Palace]

I'm a bit worried that Barbara is becoming as over-exposed as Graham Norton.

I thought you couldn't get enough of Barbara.

[kolinkins]

I'm a bit worried that Barbara is becoming as over-exposed as Graham Norton.

This is my concern too. She's gone from niche to common very quickly.

[Adlerhorst]

I thought you couldn't get enough of Barbara.Maz doesn't like to share.

[Barbara4003]

Pleased to see that Barbara has posted the most on her own thread :D

That was the whole point of the thread though.

It's mainly because I'm accused (and negged quite frequently) for taking topics off topic, so Kev very kindly set this one up for me to post my ramblings and concerns on.

:)

[Barbara4003]

This is my concern too. She's gone from niche to common very quickly.

Is that bad then?

:confused:

[Maz]

Of course you could, Addles, just use my comments for yet another attempt to score points.

Or you could, like the eminent Klinx, put such puerility aside and focus on the matter of genuine concern.

[CPFC Cheerleader Observer]

That was the whole point of the thread though.

It's mainly because I'm accused (and negged quite frequently) for taking topics off topic, so Kev very kindly set this one up for me to post my ramblings and concerns on.

:)

You get negged for it?! :eek: Very harsh. I find there's nothing like a good ramble every now and then :)

[Barbara4003]

I won't over expose myself.

Once the novelty of my own thread has worn off, I'll go back to being the run of the mill Barbara.

Fear not everyone. It hasn't gone to my head.

:D

[kolinkins]

Is that bad then?

:confused:

Yes. It makes you less treasured.

Nobody likes a common woman.

[Barbara4003]

You get negged for it?! :eek: Very harsh. I find there's nothing like a good ramble every now and then :)

A lot of people, it seems, don't share your liking for rambling.

I've even been accused of being a pain in the ar*e :eek:

:(

[Barbara4003]

Yes. It makes you less treasured.

But I'm obviously not overly treasured because I've posted more on this thread than anyone else.

:)

[CPFC Cheerleader Observer]

A lot of people, it seems, don't share your liking for rambling.

I've even been accused of being a pain in the ar*e :eek:

:(

Never. Its a joy to read your posts :)

[Ant.Palace]

Of course you could, Addles, just use my comments for yet another attempt to score points.

Or you could, like the eminent Klinx, put such puerility aside and focus on the matter of genuine concern.


Give me 50 Barbara replys to one of yours any day. :lux:

[Ant.Palace]

Never. Its a joy to read your posts :) :lux:

[DocSavage]

I was reading about the paps just now. They are just two hills :confused:

I like the mythology story that goes with them though.

I like a good bit of mythology.

:)
yup but paps refers to the breastlike shape, from most angles they are 2 rounded hills side by side, Anu is alos anna or diana the fertility goddess thus the view that these are her breasts - more easily seen by men I suspect :)

[Maz]

Give me 50 Barbara replys to one of yours any day. :lux:
'Replys'?

[Maz]

But I'm obviously not overly treasured because I've posted more on this thread than anyone else.

I think they're all muttering in an embarrassed fashion in the corner of the thread where you can't see them.

[CPFC Cheerleader Observer]

Always plenty of people viewing this thread Barbara. Maybe the feel they are not worthy of posting on your very own thread :)

[Adlerhorst]

Of course you could, Addles, just use my comments for yet another attempt to score points.It would appear Maz does not like being teased.

Suffice to say I am not remotely interested in point scoring on a website of football fans. I am secure in myself enough to not worry about things like that.

[Barbara4003]

Always plenty of people viewing this thread Barbara. Maybe the feel they are not worthy of posting on your very own thread :)

Anyone can post whatever they like (excluding smut and swearing, of course). That's the beauty of it.

And I shall be using it to find out what things mean rather than make an ar*e of myself on the proper threads.

It is a thread of endless uses.

It's like an AA meeting, without the alcoholics :lux:

[Maz]

Suffice to say I am not remotely interested in point scoring on a website of football fans. .Hmmm.

So where ARE you interested in point scoring?

[kolinkins]

Anyone can post whatever they like (excluding smut and swearing, of course). That's the beauty of it.

And I shall be using it to find out what things mean rather than make an ar*e of myself on the proper threads.

It is a thread of endless uses.

It's like an AA meeting, without the alcoholics :lux:

an anonymous meeting?

[Ant.Palace]

'Replys'?

You know what i mean. :rolleyes:

You just confirm my point.

[Barbara4003]

an anonymous meeting?

Well, yes, in a way.

Everyone (or most) on here are anonymous to me.

You're all just a username and some, the selected few, are images in my head in their jeans and t-shirts.

So it is anonymous.

:)

[Maz]

You know what i mean. :rolleyes:
Yes.

But English is easier.

[kolinkins]

Well, yes, in a way.

Everyone (or most) on here are anonymous to me.

You're all just a username and some, the selected few, are images in my head in their jeans and t-shirts.

So it it anonymous.

:)

So, if you imagine some BBSers in jeans and t-shirts, that means you imagine others with nothing on. So, despite your protests and statements to the contrary, you DO have a dirty mind.

*tuts*

[Maz]

So, if you imagine some BBSers in jeans and t-shirts, that means you imagine others with nothing on. Lizzy, I bet.

[Ant.Palace]

Yes.

But English is easier.

How do you manage to read anything with your head up your own backside?

[Maz]

How do you manage to read anything with your head up your own backside?Now is that any way to speak to someone who is trying to help you learn English?

[Barbara4003]

So, if you imagine some BBSers in jeans and t-shirts, that means you imagine others with nothing on. So, despite your protests and statements to the contrary, you DO have a dirty mind.

*tuts*

No. I said I didn't visualise everyone who posts on here.

I said there are a few who I have little pictures in my head of, and you asked if I visualised them naked, and I said no, they are wearing clothes.

You are trying to introduce smut onto my thread, and it's not happening.

We've managed to get this far without the word sh*g being mentioned.

Let's keep it that way.

:D

[Barbara4003]

Lizzy, I bet.

Errr. Most definitely not.

I'll leave that to the male members of the BBS to visualise and fantasise over.

:D

[kolinkins]

Just to help you along, I am actually wearing jeans and a t-shirt today.

[Barbara4003]

Just to help you along, I am actually wearing jeans and a t-shirt today.

I know you are ;)

[kolinkins]

Sicko

[Barbara4003]

Sicko

You said it.

:lux:

[kolinkins]

You said it.

:lux:

You've brought smut into it now.

*feels disgusted and a little let down*

[Barbara4003]

You've brought smut into it now.

*feels disgusted and a little let down*

How is that smut?

You are clothed and still trying to build that shed in my image.

[Maz]

You are clothed and still trying to build that shed in my image.Ah, the old handyman fantasy, staple of 1970s porn.

[kolinkins]

How is that smut?

You are clothed and still trying to build that shed in my image.

Diet Coke break?

[Barbara4003]

Ah, the old handyman fantasy, staple of 1970s porn.

More like a Klinks/Frank Spencer image.

:)

[Maz]

More like a Klinks/Frank Spencer image.

:) :D

So much for Diet Coke then.

[GodstoneEagle]

Well this has certainly got my vote for thread of the year.

[kolinkins]

:D

So much for Diet Coke then.

that's OK, my image of Barbs is that of Mammy Two Shoes from Tom & Jerry.

[Barbara4003]

Diet Coke break?

No.

It's still not happening.

[Barbara4003]

that's OK, my image of Barbs is that of Mammy Two Shoes from Tom & Jerry.

Isn't she a big, fat, black woman? :eek:

I'm not fat!

[kolinkins]

I've only ever seen her chubby ankles.

Also, isnt Frank Spencer white and skinny? I am neither of those things.

[Maidstoned Eagle]

Isn't she a big, fat, black woman? :eek:

I'm not fat!
Or black.

[Ant.Palace]

that's OK, my image of Barbs is that of Mammy Two Shoes from Tom & Jerry.


http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6025/mammyk.jpg
By antpalace (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/antpalace)

but how do you imagine the top end of her looks like?

[Maz]

I've only ever seen her chubby ankles.

Also, isnt Frank Spencer white and skinny? I am neither of those things.Good ri-posting!

[Barbara4003]

I've only ever seen her chubby ankles.

Also, isnt Frank Spencer white and skinny? I am neither of those things.

So you're more like Mammy Two Shoes then? :eek:

[Barbara4003]

Or black.

Oh yes.

:D

[kolinkins]

So you're more like Mammy Two Shoes then? :eek:

You are - you have the same body parts and everything. And I am as black as you are.

[Maz]

If only we had a great big melting pot...

[Maidstoned Eagle]

Or a great big onion.

[Maz]

Or a hammer.

[Barbara4003]

You are - you have the same body parts and everything. And I am as black as you are.

I don't have fat ankles.

I do, however, possess a pair of red slippers like she wears.

:)

[Maidstoned Eagle]

I don't have fat ankles.

I do, however, possess a pair of red slippers like she wears.

:)
Moira Shearer?

[Barbara4003]

Moira Shearer?

Who is Moira Shearer? :confused:

I can ask these sort of things on here without feeling stupid :lux:

And without having to resort to google or urban dictionary.

:)

[Ant.Palace]

I don't have fat ankles.

I do, however, possess a pair of red slippers like she wears.

:)

Don't you mean ruby slippers?

[Barbara4003]

Don't you mean ruby slippers?

Is that a euphanism?

That's a posh word, isn't it?

And why isn't it an euphanism?

Or is it?

:confused:

So many questions.

[Maidstoned Eagle]

Who is Moira Shearer? :confused:

I can ask these sort of things on here without feeling stupid :lux:

And without having to resort to google or urban dictionary.

:)
The Red Shoes

[Maz]

Er, euphemism...

[kitticat]

Is that a euphanism?

That's a posh word, isn't it?

And why isn't it an euphanism?

Or is it?

:confused:

So many questions.


I'm confused now :confused:

[Barbara4003]

The Red Shoes

Oh. I love that film :D I've got it on DVD.

Anything ballet related. I just didn't know that was her name :rolleyes:

Er, euphemism...

Oh :( I was getting too smart for my own good :(

So is it an euphemism, or a euphemism?

[Maidstoned Eagle]

Isn't that an old woodwind instrument?

[kolinkins]

I've now imagined the top half of Barbs.

the bottom half is Mammy Two Shoes

The top half is Aunt Jemima

[Maz]

So is it an euphemism, or a euphemism?It's "a euphemism".

The dipthong is treated as a consonant.

[Barbara4003]

It's "a euphemism".

The dipthong is treated as a consonant.

Why though?

It sounds like it should start with a 'u'.

[Barbara4003]

I've now imagined the top half of Barbs.

the bottom half is Mammy Two Shoes

The top half is Aunt Jemima

You'd definitely get an E in imagination.

Although, Aunt Jemima does do a lovely American pancake mix.

I'd stick to putting up sheds, if I were you, Klinks ;)

[kolinkins]

You'd definitely get an E in imagination.

Although, Aunt Jemima does do a lovely American pancake mix.

I'd stick to putting up sheds, if I were you, Klinks ;)

And her syrup is perfect with the pancakes.

This makes me hungry. I can eat in 4 hours ad 16 minutes.

And I am not putting up a shed. Not for mum, and certainly now for Mammy Jemima Shoes 4003

[Barbara4003]

And her syrup is perfect with the pancakes.

This makes me hungry. I can eat in 4 hours ad 16 minutes.

And I am not putting up a shed. Not for mum, and certainly now for Mammy Jemima Shoes 4003

Yes, I have her syrup too.

Do you know that they sell it in House of Fraser?

I didn't realise that and have been buying it in America and bringing it back :bash:

[Ant.Palace]

Is that a euphanism?

That's a posh word, isn't it?

And why isn't it an euphanism?

Or is it?

:confused:

So many questions.

I was refering to these.

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/6867/rubyslippers11.jpg
By antpalace (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/antpalace)

[Barbara4003]

I was refering to these.

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/6867/rubyslippers11.jpg
By antpalace (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/antpalace)

Ah. The Good Witch shoes :)

Now strangely enough, Kitti and I decided we must be witches because her signature more or less answers my signature, and there was no collaboration between us when we chose them.

How witchy is that!

[Ant.Palace]

Ah. The Good Witch shoes :)

Now strangely enough, Kitti and I decided we must be witches because her signature more or less answers my signature, and there was no collaboration between us when we chose them.

How witchy is that!

I know. I think i'm reading too many of your posts!!

[Maidstoned Eagle]

The dipthong is treated as a consonant.
Strange, i always treat it as a main dish, with tom pla noodles.

[kolinkins]

Yes, I have her syrup too.

Do you know that they sell it in House of Fraser?

I didn't realise that and have been buying it in America and bringing it back :bash:

Yes, and in Selfridges.

It's oh so yummy with banana too.

When my cousin from the US came over, she made them with chocolate chips as well.

So so good.

Come on 7.47

[Maidstoned Eagle]

I was refering to these.

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/6867/rubyslippers11.jpg
By antpalace (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/antpalace)
Whenever I see that pic I think "dirty scummy socks, they must stink!"

[Maz]

Why though?

It sounds like it should start with a 'u'.No.

It sounds as though it starts with a 'Y'.

As in Youphemism.