Let's play Ping Pong

[Boris the charltonhater]

Let's play Ping Pong. I'll start by serving.

PING!

[GUCCI Eagle]

Errm.....PONG?

[IWCW the return]

PING!

[Daniel_Nash]

PONG!

[IWCW the return]

P......


...oh sh*t i missed it...

[Boris the charltonhater]

I'd better serve again then.

PING

[Daniel_Nash]

PONG!!!! :cool:

[IWCW the return]

PINNNNNG..... *gust of wind makes the ball go sideways*

[Boris the charltonhater]

Don't hit it so hard. I missed it. Now I have to serve again, and I don't like serving.

PING!

[Daniel_Nash]

*oof* <Competitor hit in the nuts by ball>

:sob:

[IWCW the return]

Originally posted by Daniel_Nash
*oof* <Competitor hit in the nuts by ball>

:sob:

a ping pong ball....

very sensitve that boy...

*gets new ball*

PING!

[Si121]

PONG

It's an extra post anyway. :D

[hilairehair]

Or......

http://www.amd.co.at/video/pong.swf

[Si121]

:p Not bad. :D

[Si121]

Nobody can beat me! Look how good I am.

http://animatedgif.net/sports/pingpong_e0.gif

[jlmatthews]

I can beat you si2121 and I am really mieesssed upo!

[Si121]

You what??? :angel:

And why is it no-one can ever type my screenname correct??? :D

[Daniel_Nash]

PONG!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[brighton_eagle]

PING.........

[Si121]

Pong...

[Boris the charltonhater]

Pang! (http://www.doc.ic.ac.uk/~vj98/pang.html )

[IWCW the return]

Pingu

[Chocky]

I went to Pattaya once, the girls there don't play table tennis with ping pong balls.

[cumbrian_eagles]

We can just play each other... :p

http://members.aol.com/craggc/kttl/pingy.gif

[Daniel_Nash]

I could just play with myself, all day if i wanted to!

[IWCW the return]

Whos nicked the ball?

[hellsbells]

me!

[IWCW the return]

Give it me back!!

[hellsbells]

no its my ball now :)

[IWCW the return]

spoilsport :sob:

[Boris the charltonhater]

Don't worry. I've got another ball. Jeff gave it to me.

Ping.

[Stavros 69]

(dufff)
Clipped the net and just over

[BUNGLE]

PONG

[IWCW the return]

pingpongping

[Stavros 69]

**** missed it

[Daniel_Nash]

PONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, wait, PING!!!!!!!!!!

Oh bugger, i was too busy thinking of the right word i missed the bleedin' ball!

[Boris the charltonhater]

PING!

Surely it must be half time soon. I want to go to the bar.

[BUNGLE]

BACKHAND CROSS COURT PONG

[Stavros 69]

Originally posted by Boris
PING!

Surely it must be half time soon. I want to go to the bar.

Keep your mind on the game u missed it.

PING

[Daniel_Nash]

No, the man's got a point.

Firstly, when is half time?
Secondly, where is the bar?

and finally, take me to the bar!

[IWCW the return]

PING, off the bar

[cumbrian_eagles]

PONG

I think I've pulled something with that shot :rolleyes:

[Si121]

Quality shot though. I had no chance of getting that back.

PING!

What a serve! :)

[hellsbells]

Pong!!

a world class return if i do say so myself :)

[Daniel_Nash]

Running.. running.. jumps to reach the ball...

PING!


:p

[Jolly Norwegian]

swishhh...

... d'oh! :moo:

[Georgie Boy]

Throws ball 20ft up in air, falls at a great speed....PING

[Boris the charltonhater]

PONG!

[Si121]

Ping!

A quality back hand down the line.

[BUNGLE]

CLONK Bat flies out of hand and hits opponent :confused:

[hellsbells]

PONG!!

Just gets to the ball before falling flat on her face knocking herself out darn :(

[Daniel_Nash]

PING!

returns it, and hits hellsbells on the face with the ball!

[hellsbells]

pong - the sound of hellsbells kicking daniel nash in the nuts :o

[Daniel_Nash]

Originally posted by hellsbells
pong - the sound of hellsbells kicking daniel nash in the nuts :o

Ping! - the sound of one of Daniel nash's balls hitting the floor

Picks it up, PONG! off the bat...

[firesign]

INTERLUDE - The History of Table Tennis.

Like many other sports, table tennis began as a mild social diversion. Descending, along with lawn tennis and badminton, from the* ancient medieval game of tennis. It was popular in England in the second half of the nineteenth century under its present name and various trade names such as Gossima and Whiff-Whaff. After the name Ping-Pong (an imitation of the sound made by the ball striking the table and the vellum bats that were used) was introduced by J. Jaques & Son**, the game became a fashionable craze. There are many contemporary references to it and illustrations of it being played, usually in domestic surroundings.

By the early years of this century, Ping-Pong had already acquired some of its present day complexities, though it was still seen by many as an after -dinner amusement rather than a sport. An account published in 1903 found it necessary to warn against wearing a dress suit and stiff shirt-or, for ladies, a white satin gown-but went on to give detailed technical advice about pimpled rubber, the penholder grip and tactics.

The game was popular in Central Europe in 1905-10, and even before this is a modified version had been introduced to Japan , where it later spread to China and Korea.

After a period when it had dropped out of favor in Europe, the game was revived in England and Wales in the early twenties. by that time 'Ping-Pong' had been registered as a trademark, so the earlier name of table tennis was re-introduced. National associations were formed and standardization of the rules began, both in Europe and the Far East.

**The name Ping-Pong came about after Croydon resident Mrs Jacques made a comment about the game her husband and son were practising. That's right! Jacques of Thornton Heath just down the road from Selhurst Park.

[Si121]

Splat!

[Daniel_Nash]

NOO!!!

Picks up bollock, reattaches... straightens it a little...

finds a real ball.. PING

[Si121]

Po...Balls stuck to my bat.

[IWCW the return]

P... Crunch.


Ball crushed

[Jimbo ?]

What can i say - we have some very bored people !!
It is very funny though


Just got a new ball!!

whats the score ????


PINGPING

[Jimbo ?]

I guess that is a foul serve - hitting it twice


So here goes again

PING

[IWCW the return]

p.p.p.p....p...p..p..pong

[hellsbells]

hellsbells has recovered from her accident and hits a fantastic return from a lethal serve....

PONG

[IWCW the return]

ping

[Daniel_Nash]

P O N G

[Jimbo ?]

Ping

[IWCW the return]

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Ping

[Daniel_Nash]

:vader: :afro: :love: :veryangry

[IWCW the return]

they aint allowed to play!

[Daniel_Nash]

Originally posted by IWCW the return
they aint allowed to play!

It's code, i was playing a trick shot.

[Boris the charltonhater]

PONG

[IWCW the return]

Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

[cumbrian_eagles]

P O N G

[Daniel_Nash]

Well.. ermmm

PONG!

[Symon10]

u went ping? o dear. i feel sorry for u. its very painful!!

just be lucky it didn't happen during sex!

[Stavros 69]

''He tries the Lob shot''

[LLCOOLSTEVE]

*smash*

[IWCW the return]

i give up for now

[LLCOOLSTEVE]

Ladies and Gentleman........We have a winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Clubby]

What was the score then ?

[LLCOOLSTEVE]

121-119

[pete eagle]

Right here we go,

*Serve*

[Stavros 69]

Thwock !!!!!

[pete eagle]

Thwack

[Standyc]

plop :grrr:

[cumbrian_eagles]

Splat... OK who changed the ball for an egg??? :grrr:

[Jimbo ?]

me

[Daniel_Nash]

PING PONG PING PONG

Sorry, i have two bats..

[Si121]

Will no-one play with you Dan?

[Daniel_Nash]

Originally posted by Si121
Will no-one play with you Dan?

I haven't asked anyone, i'm scared of the big boys.

I'm hoping that if i stand here long enough they'll ask me to play!

[Si121]

:D Me too. Let's play against the wall. :p

[Daniel_Nash]

Originally posted by Si121
:D Me too. Let's play against the wall. :p

No way, i'm not that kind of boy. :o

I've warned you before!!!! :afro:

[Si121]

Originally posted by Daniel_Nash


No way, i'm not that kind of boy. :o

I've warned you before!!!! :afro:

ROFL. But you said you liked it in the PM you sent me.

[Daniel_Nash]

Originally posted by Si121


ROFL. But you said you liked it in the PM you sent me.

It's all in your mind. Get over it you big savage.

Back to the game, the big boys saw you picking on me and decided to let me play... oh, and beat you up. :o

Ping!

[Si121]

I let them win. Don't want them looking bad in front of their friends. Can I play next please???

[Daniel_Nash]

Originally posted by Si121
I let them win. Don't want them looking bad in front of their friends. Can I play next please???

They said its ok..

*serve* Ping...

[Si121]

PONG! . Hits with extreme power as his adrenaline is still pumping!

[Boris the charltonhater]

PING!

[Si121]

[/PONG!

[Jimbo ?]

PING - a sliced back hand floats over the net

[Daniel_Nash]

PONG!

[BUNGLE]

ping

[Chantelle]

pong

[Stavros 69]

ping

its a drop shot ;)

[Sweetpea!]

MISS - I'm crap at ping pong :hmph:

[Stavros 69]

Your right u better stick to cooking and cleaning :o :o

[Eagle Kneevil]

Ping pong, ping pong, ping pong
Ping pong, ping pong, ping pong
pong
pong
pong

[Sweetpea!]

Originally posted by Stavros 69
Your right u better stick to cooking and cleaning :o :o

Yes, I'd clean up your humor and stew your ping pong balls.

[Daniel_Nash]

Originally posted by Stavros 69
Your right u better stick to cooking and cleaning :o :o

There's a thread about that! As well as knitting... anywya, back to the game

SERVE!

[IWCW the return]

ping

[Boris the charltonhater]

PONG

[cumbrian_eagles]

PING

[IWCW the return]

pong

[David Murray]

Any chance of you guys taking a break, I'm getting a sore neck watching :(

[cumbrian_eagles]

PING

[IWCW the return]

Pong

[Daniel_Nash]

Originally posted by David Murray
Any chance of you guys taking a break, I'm getting a sore neck watching :(

Start playing then you old tart :D

Piiiiiiiiiiing!

[cumbrian_eagles]

PONG

[IWCW the return]

plong

[Stavros 69]

sorry boys and girls i'm drunk

WACK

[Boris the charltonhater]

WOCK

I'm mean WONG

No I don't I mean PONG

[Malakite]

LING LONG went to Hong Kong to play PING PONG against DING DONG....LING LONG died....what did they put on his Coffin????

[Malakite]

Come OOOOOOOON!..anyone?!!

[David of Kent]

I've PINGED ....pay attention before it goes on the floor

[Highbury Eagle]

P-P-P-P-Pong

[Boris the charltonhater]

PING!

[IWCW the return]

*sighs* .. pong

[cumbrian_eagles]

PING

[Uncle Brod]

P-O-N-G

[cumbrian_eagles]

PING

Back spin :o

[Daniel_Nash]

*bored of this now*

Pong

[cumbrian_eagles]

*with minimum energy*

ping

[Si121]

:rolleyes: Pong

[Malakite]

PPPPPPOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!

Now listen...are you all blind?...doesnt anyone wanna know the answer to my brilliant question/joke??...Here it is again..answers PLEASEEEE...

LING LONG went to Hong Kong to play PING PONG against DING DONG....LING LONG died....what did they put on his Coffin????

(come on..its easy!!)

[Si121]

Ling Long? :confused:

[Highbury Eagle]

Ling Long didn't live long to play ping pong?

[Si121]

Originally posted by Highbury Eagle
Ling Long didn't live long to play ping pong?
...Against Ding Dong in Hong Kong. :p

[Malakite]

Originally posted by Si121
Ling Long? :confused:

Wrong!....

[Malakite]

Originally posted by Highbury Eagle
Ling Long didn't live long to play ping pong?

Thats very true young man....you never know when your time is it!..Bless the man...still the question remains..what did they put on his Coffin?

[Chantelle]

ping

[Boris the charltonhater]

PONG!

[Si121]

PING!

[Daniel_Nash]

Originally posted by Si121
PING!

Pong P-P-Pong Pong Pong!

[Stavros 69]

ping ok it's starting to wear off now

[cumbrian_eagles]

PONG

[Malakite]

PONG (thanxk for ignoring me guys!!)

[Si121]

PING (we don't know!)

[Jimbo ?]

Pong -:eek: :eek:

[Si121]

PING - It's heading towards the edge of the table. :)

[Jimbo ?]

Pong



Just too good as i send a back hand down the line to the corner

[Si121]

PING!

Flicks it back across court with a lovely bit of top spin.

[DougleMcNori]

Damn! Missed it!

Your serve....

[Si121]

Ping! Damn, hit the front of the table. Does that count as your point?

[Jimbo ?]

Originally posted by Si121
PING!

Flicks it back across court

I bet your playing tennis not ping pong!!!???

[Boris the charltonhater]

Originally posted by Jimbo ?


I bet your playing tennis not ping pong!!!???

yeah, he's cheating. I shall have to serve again now.

PING!

[Daniel_Nash]

Pang! oops, broke my paddle!

[BUNGLE]

Daniel seems to be rowing. :D

PING

[Daniel_Nash]

Originally posted by BUNGLE
Daniel seems to be rowing. :D

PING

It's called a paddle in table tennis!! i thought...

It is in "Pong" the old computer game anyway!!!

:confused:

[BUNGLE]

I've always called it a bat. but it could well be a paddle.

[hellsbells]

Right I'm serving...

P
I
N
G
!

[Si121]

Originally posted by Jimbo ?


I bet your playing tennis not ping pong!!!???

Back across table just didn't quite have the same ring to it. :rolleyes:

[garner]

who is pong?

http://www.liquid.se/pong.html

[Malakite]

PONG..oops straight at the net! :(..OK u serve..sorry the change-over wasnt any good at all ....

Answer to my earlier question: A LID!..aaaaahahahahahh!

[Si121]

:p PING

[Stavros 69]

[/SIZE] Pong

[Si121]

PING!

[Jimbo ?]

oh


PING PONG PING PONG PING SPLAT

[Malakite]

New serve:

PING! PING!

[Malakite]

(must be an echo in here!)

[Paolo]

PONG Courier

[Si121]

PING!!!........

This is getting very boring. :rolleyes:

[greybot]

++++++++PONG++++++

No it's not :D

PING!

[Debaser]

PONG!

[Steinadler]

PING!

[mikebow]

PONG!

I'll join in now! :)

PING!

[Debaser]

PONG!!!

PNIG

[Jimbo ?]

pnog

GNIP- backspin

[Jimbo ?]

gnop - top spin

[Jimbo ?]

inpg - side spin - the possibilities are endless

straight into the net. Yay! I win. raaar raar.....

PING!

[Grim Reaper]

Pong

ping

[Grim Reaper]

pong

(good rally this)

PiNg!

[selhurst]

PoNg!

[mikebow]

ping

[charltonhater]

PONG!

Damn I hit the net. Must be because I haven't played this for over a year.

OK I'll serve,

PING!

[charltonhater]

Pong! Yeay, a succesful return.

[selhurst]

PING!

[Debaser]

PONG!

[Steinadler]

PING!

[wholethedougout]

Crunch!

Ooops sorriy :( I trod on the ball

[Steinadler]

Go and find a new one then! :)

[Oliver Varcoe]

ping !!

[selhurst]

pong

[wholethedougout]

Crunch!
Shi+e again!
Maybe im just trying to stop this thread! I will stop playing now :(

[selhurst]

Ping!

[mikebow]

pong

ρ¡ГІĢ

[selhurst]

Pong!

[Mong!]

GINP

pongggg [bullet time]

[Latvian]

bullshit ref - offside

PING!

[wholethedougout]

God! Someone PONGs!

[Jimbo ?]

ping

pong.


isn't it.

[mrgins]

Erm, ping..or is it pong? I'm confused. Don't you freakin' people have jobs!

[Twyford Bee]

PING

http://ebay0.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_e7435839d2a0d2d76450f549c142e50b/i-1.JPG

[greybot]

PONG

[GOD]

(I fluffy type thread that I havn't posted on - cool)

PING

[Leeds Eagle]

i played beer pong yesterday, much more fun (if that's possible!)

[GOD]

http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/sport/sport-smiley-013.gif

Pong

[GUCCI Eagle]

Originally posted by Chocky
I went to Pattaya once, the girls there don't play table tennis with ping pong balls.

Can you explain the science of how they get so much purchase on the ball?

[Steinadler]

PING!

[Latvian]

Pon...
D'oh missed...never mind - lets get pissed :p

PING!

[greybot]

Pong (get a whiff of that)

Ping!- first in CCG. hehehe......

[Latvian]

PONGU

[Gerry from Sussex]

Pongorrossa

PING [!]

[JamieBcpfc]

Pong whats that smell

[Debaser]

Ping!

[Twyford Bee]

Pong

http://www.merinohandknits.com/socks.jpg

[Debaser]

PING!!!!!!

[we_8_brighton]

pong??

[Steinadler]

PING!

pong / '

[mrgins]

pingy

[Steinadler]

pong!

[Gerry from Sussex]

P(ete) I(s) N(o) G(ood)

[Steinadler]

PONG! Who's Pete? ;)

[Gerry from Sussex]

P-I-N-G

(Pete is my imaginary friend who can't play Ping Pong!)

[Lenny]

Pong innit

[GOD]

Ping - we've made it to the promised land of 'Gold' :D

[Lenny]

Bong

I mean pong

[Gerry from Sussex]

Pong - Eldorado

[Grim Reaper]

P
I
N
G

[Gerry from Sussex]

P
O
N
G

[Lenny]

GNIP

[GOD]

GNOP - nice back-hand! :D

[Gerry from Sussex]

P
..O
....N
......G

[Lenny]

PIIIING

[Gerry from Sussex]

PooooNNNNgggggggggggggggggg

[GOD]

Ping