Wanted

One Football Club to be rivals with us. We are suddenly getting all these people turning up to watch us, now that we are a Yo Yo club. Unfortunately, the ones we really want to be our rivals could give a toss about our 'two bob' outfit. The next club, Millwall, always wait for us at the Train Station afterwards, which is really naughty. But we always have the last laugh as our Caravan convoy is always in walking distance of every ground we visit. We'd have Wimbledon as they have the same hardcore support as us which would be perfect for us. We have even tried Welling Utd but that was unsuccessful..... &lthttp://cpfc.org/ubb/shy.gif> HELP</b>

It's a great shame that Palace are going down the toilet. We will have nobody local to take the piss out of. Oh well we must move on and join the big boys like Arsenal and Chelsea in the Premiership where we rightly belong.

Thanks for the memories Palarse and good luck in the conference.

[Dave]

Thanks for the memories?

Clowntown are not our rivals and never have been

[SIKO]

You inbred clowntown morons, how dare you call us rivals, its a bit like Julian Clary taking up boxing and calling Tyson a rival. Like Tyson, we may have our problems, but just like him we will be back to clobber you lot.

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I have now joined the JAFFA brigade

[The Glazier]

Dear Clown
You won't need to come back to our BBS when it all goes wrong, because the laughter coming from the Croydon region will be deafening.

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