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Winter sale time in Croydon.
The Auntie Alice top man Sven down 40% to only £600,000 and still £12,000,000 in the Red. It's going to be a great year watch the Mugs selling all the family silver.
Long Live Goldberg & Ron N
Ron is gonna get medieval on your ass for saying his name in the same sentance as MG.
Hope Sven enjoys the Valley- a nice man- hope you 'fans' do not give him a hard time when he gets injured.
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Mat ov CPFC
29-01-2000, 04:13 AM
Enjoy while it last's scum bags.
Cos it aint going to be for long.
And as for Matty......just think about this..When we played you lot on Boxing day Svenson chose to be in the seats with us. Not because he had to but because he chose to. DO you think he is going to give 100% for you when his heart aint in it ?
And when you fail to go up lets see how long all your new fans last then.
Oh, and this time next season we will take Matty back off you for a lot less than you paid us.
You caravan dwelling scum.
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Barney Gumble
29-01-2000, 05:19 PM
Another reject just like Salako and Powell. At least Mendonca has someone to help him keep the treatment table warm.
Go back to you pikey caravan that is on bricks in Makro's carpark and tell your dad to stop shagging your sister. http://cpfc.org/ubb/pukey.gif
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Someone pour me a large one........
A tad rich saying the above, coming from Biggin Hill.
To55er!
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Chucked the wagon out the window. :)
SE19CPFC
08-02-2000, 05:00 PM
You are soooo big now Charlie Chuckle FC aren't you.
South London Footy clubs like us both go round in cycles-the odd good year, the potential, then the crash. As in the 80's your time of pants will come in the 00's. If you then can have 3 disastrous seasons on the trot and still average 14500 then I'll eat my words. It won't happen as all your new johnny come latelys will go back to trying to get tickets for West Ham or Arsenal.
Right now you are peaking with the smell of potential, fair enough well done. But don't mouth off all high and mighty because you will in a year or two slowly break up when Curbishly finally leavesand then what? Egg on faces as you go back to struggling to get 10,000 crowds despite very very cheap ticket prices. Then you will look mighty stupid, even more so than you do now.
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NO to Charlton being given the Arthur!
James Varcoe
08-02-2000, 05:12 PM
Remember this anyone?
Charlton Athletic 1 Crystal Palace 2
WHETHER it was mischievous intent or misplaced arrogance, several Crystal Palace players wore T-shirts bearing the logo ``Premier League 1996'' when they turned up at The Valley yesterday. For 45 minutes of the first leg of the Endsleigh Insurance League first division play-off, it seemed that the jolly jape had backfired; 45 minutes later, having turned around a 1-0 deficit, their confidence of a quick return to the FA Carling Premiership appeared entirely justified.
Though there is still a second leg of the semi-final to be played, and a subsequent decider against Leicester City or Stoke City at Wembley, Palace are on course to regain their place among the elite. They have lost only four times in 21 matches since the arrival of Dave Bassett as manager and, on such a roll, will take some stopping.
Palace needed a half-time pep-talk from Bassett yesterday before finding their true form. ``In the first half, we played as individuals and not as a team,'' he said. ``I suggested to the lads that perhaps they could play the way we had asked them to and, fortunately, they responded.''
Unlike some of his players, Bassett, who is homing in on his seventh promotion, declined to make any presumptuous statements. ``We will not be complacent,'' he said. ``There is no way we are going home crowing.''
Palace had ended the regulation season on a high note, rising from sixteenth place to third under Bassett's tuition. Charlton, with only one victory from their closing nine matches, nervously clung to sixth position, courtesy of Ipswich Town's failure to beat Millwall on the final day.
Perhaps the Charlton players had already seen, or been told, of the provocative Palace printing, such was the ferocity of their opening bombardment and they took only 55 seconds to pummel their way through the Palace defence.
Jackson's cross from the right caught Andersen in at least three minds. Ultimately, he exercised a wrong option, rocketing a diving header at Martyn, his own goalkeeper. Though Martyn did well to block the unexpected goal attempt, he was unable to prevent Newton from neatly tucking in the rebound.
The goal signalled a frenzied, often ugly, spell of southeast London rivalry and there were a series of niggly fouls. Only after John Kirkby, the referee, had booked Newton, for a foul on Tuttle, did things calm down. Palace recovered, slowly, with Houghton in businesslike mode in midfield. All too frequently, though, imaginative approach work foundered against Rufus and Balmer, the Charlton centre backs, and only a spectacular save from Martyn prevented Newton from adding a second goal.
Rash challenges littered the second half, too. Cool heads were called for, but few were evident, the occasion getting the better, or worse, of many as Andersen and Leaburn joined Newton in Kirkby's notebook.
Amid the bitterness, Palace emerged the stronger. Charlton appeared content to preserve what they had and, predictably, the pressure mounted, culminating in two Palace goals in the space of six minutes. Brown volleyed in the first, in the 65th minute, after Freedman's shot had been blocked by Petterson.
Another Freedman effort was smothered by Petterson, but, from the resultant corner, Palace went ahead. Ndah's acrobatic overhead kick dropped fortuitously into the six-yard area and Veart reacted quickly, stooping to glance it past Petterson for his first goal for the club.
Only then did Charlton venture forward with any real passion, but it was too little, too late. Perhaps regulars at The Valley can print their T-shirts already: ``Football League first division, 1996''.
CHARLTON ATHLETIC (4-4-2): A Petterson M Jackson, R Rufus, S Balmer, C Whyte M Robson (sub: D Whyte, 72min), L Bowyer, J Robinson, S Newton C Leaburn, B Allen (sub: G Nelson, 61).
CRYSTAL PALACE (5-2-3): N Martyn M Edworthy, A Roberts, D Tuttle, L E Andersen (sub: R Quinn, 85), K Brown R Houghton, D Pitcher C Veart, D Freedman, G Ndah.
Referee: J Kirkby.
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Damn I had a cigarette.
eagle mart
08-02-2000, 05:18 PM
See, Palace have been there, seen it, done it,Bought The T-shirt.
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James Varcoe
08-02-2000, 05:54 PM
Oh look here's another one
Charlton Athletic 1 Crystal Palace 2
Irrespective of whatever the fixture list would have had us believe on Saturday, there was never any doubt about exactly who was visiting whom at Selhurst Park. For Charlton, the reluctant hosts, the return to The Valley cannot come fast enough.
On this performance, though, they will be back where they belong in the second division before they are back at The Valley. Their return to the second division never looked nearer in the last three seasons than it does now. It will require an astonishing recovery from the injuries which plague Charlton before they can even think of making an equally astonishing escape from relegation.
Physically and mentally they were just not up to it on Saturday. They could not go through with the charade of playing host to Crystal Palace in Palace's own home. The pretence was over immediately the two teams stepped foot on the field. Charlton, patched up more drastically than usual in defence in the prolonged absence of Pates and McLaughlin, were no match for a Palace team, bristling with confidence after their defeat of Manchester United the previous week.
If it had been a boxing match doubtless it would have been declared a catchweight contest or, perhaps, no contest. Palace worked their set pieces to perfection while Charlton, who were forced to deploy Mortimer at centre back, stood timidly by. It took just four minutes for Thorn, Palace's new signing, to make himself at home by scoring with a far post header to Gray's free kick.
Charlton dug themselves in like genuine visitors and made only one meaningful raid upon the Palace goal when Lee skipped inside to hit a rising shot with which Martyn dealt without fuss. By the 26th minute it was all over, quite painlessly, as Bright, with another far post header, converted McGoldrick's corner.
It was indicative of the inferiority complex glaringly displayed by Charlton that when Hopkins leaned unfairly on Achampong, Reid could only strike an upright from the penalty award.
The half-time substitutions forced upon Charlton by Caton's concussion another headache for Charlton in more ways than one and Achampong's total ineffectiveness, helped improve the balance of the game considerably, but then Palace were sitting on a two-goal lead. The introduction of the long-legged Leaburn added much needed height to Charlton's attack while the transfer of Humphrey from right back to centre back helped shore up the defence.
Charlton's midfield suddenly showed itself, in particular Walsh who took things into his own hands and, two minutes after having a header disallowed for offside, he curled a majestic free kick from 30 yards around Martyn.
Charlton's second-half improvement did not warrant a complete recovery, however, and it was only fitting that Martyn should impressively save Bennett's last-minute header from point blank range.
As Lawrence, honest to a fault, said afterwards: ``Let's be under no misapprehension about it. This was a pitifully poor game between two pitifully poor sides.'' Tomorrow night's Zenith Data Systems Cup-tie between the two sides might be different, though. Palace are at home.
CHARLTON ATHLETIC: R Bolder; J Humphrey, M Reid, A Peake, A Caton (sub: M Bennett), P Mortimer, R Lee, P Williams, K Achampong (sub: C Leaburn), C Walsh, S Minto.
CRYSTAL PALACE: N Martyn; J Pemberton, G O'Reilly, A Gray, J Hopkins, A Thorn, E McGoldrick, P Barber, M Bright, I Wright, A Pardew.
Referee: G Tyson.
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Damn I had a cigarette.
hong_kong_hg
08-02-2000, 06:36 PM
Class memories Mr Varcoe.
Funny how the gypsy circus clowns attract the gypsy circus fans...ha ha ha!
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THERE'S ONLY ONE FAN IN CHINA!
There's not a hint of jealousy creeping in chaps. Of all the message boards i have never seen such vermin comments about a club than you guys write on here about Charlton. All the more funny because every other club in the league, including Millwall fans, see Charlton as one of the friendliest clubs around and don't have a problem. People like Anti-Addick write the worst abuse you could imagine, yet when he and others have come into close contact with Addicks in the past, he strangely seems to manage to keep his comments to himself.
And all this you still continue to say 'oh but we don't hate Charlton, Brighton are our rivals'. Right !!!
You slag Curbishley (respected by every other clubs fans) into the ground, yet if the situation was reversed, you would be screaming at Coppell to do the same.
So you've had your No1 in S. London hat ripped away from you. Fight for the right on the pitch to get it back.
Up the 'gypos'.
And believe me, we will fill the Arthur. Club projections show that we would of taken 7,000 to Bolton in the cup had the tickets been there, i'm sure we can take full allocation for our Selhurst beano.
James Varcoe
08-02-2000, 08:51 PM
7000 to Bolton. I never knew that the homeless problem was so great.
If you do come to selhurst promise that you will leave after the game and not set up home permanently like you did last time.
And one more thing we really don't want or need any lucky heather.
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Damn I had a cigarette.
eagle mart
08-02-2000, 09:15 PM
Laughed? I nearly bought a round.
If you think those comments are vermin. Imagine if did think you were our rivals!
As about your "Club Projection" (pompous dick) MG projected Palace would be in Europe in 3 3/4 years time.
Millwall know you're a friendly club!? Thats why they throw Bleach from bridges at you! I knew there was a reason for doing it...just wasn't sure why. Thanks for clearing that little one up.
Spread the word Clown... WE ONLY HATE BRIGHTON HOVE ALBION... Ask Albion Dan! Now begone!
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Respect my authoratah!
I will be taking your advice to leave my lucky heather at home. However I have made a small list of things that I shall need not to get noticed in the horrendous concrete hinterland they call Croydon.
1. Arrive in standard Norwood issue 1981 black BMW (dark windows optional). If you are of an older age a 1981 Volvo, will do.
2. Oversize puffer jacket, must have a fake label.
3. Nike Air - Helps you to run when trying to get the train back to your north Sussex/Surrey powerbase.
Any More Boys?
The Glazier
08-02-2000, 09:32 PM
Dear Clown Sven,
What a load of old b*ll*cks you've just posted. I can't believe every club in the league think your the friendliest (what did you do poll them!), especially the neanathal's from Deptford who hate everyone. And what exactly are we jealous of, we've been there, we've had 12 relatively good years compared to most clubs our size, and what have you done yeah squat ! (oops squat sore point with the Clowns). And as for vermin comments, what do you expect when one of your morons comes on OUR BBS and starts taking the p*ss.
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eagle mart
08-02-2000, 09:40 PM
You forgot the hooded tracksuit top! Gold rings and £2000 worth of Bass cones in the boot of the Beemer? Am I getting closer?
So what are you trying to say. Croydon is London surburbia!?!? Never!
Kindly **** off unless you have anything relevant/funny/worth posting.
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hong_kong_hg
08-02-2000, 09:47 PM
Deviously posted by The Glazier on 02-08-2000 05:32 PM
...and what have you done yeah squat ! (oops squat sore point with the Clowns)...
Yup. Quite Brilliant, The Glazier! http://cpfc.org/ubb/smile.gif http://cpfc.org/ubb/biggrin.gif http://cpfc.org/ubb/supergrin.gif
Jimmy The Lips
08-02-2000, 10:44 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Valleyman on 02-08-2000 05:29 PM
I will be taking your advice to leave my lucky heather at home. However I have made a small list of things that I shall need not to get noticed in the horrendous concrete hinterland they call Croydon.
1. Arrive in standard Norwood issue 1981 black BMW (dark windows optional). If you are of an older age a 1981 Volvo, will do.
2. Oversize puffer jacket, must have a fake label.
3. Nike Air - Helps you to run when trying to get the train back to your north Sussex/Surrey powerbase.
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Fact: Thamesmead is the arsehole of London. It is only suitable for gypsys.
Your fact is incorrect: Thamesmead is possibly on a par with the semi rural slum that is NEW ADDINGTON. Or as the locals have named it ADDO.
eagle mart
09-02-2000, 04:18 AM
Valley- Did you go to Stockport saturday. Or are you saving your only away game for Palace next month?
Hope you bring more than two coaches worth in March. Charlton sell-out an away fixture at Palace???? Never!
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Valley by the way I forgot to remind you that your brother is also your father in case you had forgotten, you sad gypo ****!
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Chucked the wagon out the window. :)
Dai the Swansea Eagle
09-02-2000, 12:26 PM
Originally posted by Sven will take us up on 02-08-2000 04:36 PM
You slag Curbishley into the ground
Not as much as you clowns do.......
Originally posted by Sven will take us up on 02-08-2000 04:36 PM
Club projections show that we would of taken 7,000 to Bolton in the cup had the tickets been there
And within two years over 3,500 of those will be back following West Ham, Arsenal, Wimbledon etc etc.
makes you laugh, all Addicks are caravan dwelling pikies, yet lifelong Charlton supporter Patrick Collins says a few nice words and he is treated like God.
For the record, the vast majority of Charlton fans would hate to see palace go out of business. A vociferous few might say it, but believe me, very few actually want it to happen.
What's going to happen on Thursday ? Will the league let you go on for the rest of the season ???
Do Palase own thier own ground or training pitch or footballs or anything .
Its no point arguing with these people Um Valley. They are so tied up in their "We hate Charlton but don't tell anyone" mindset that they can't see the real facts.
Forgetting about the past (cos we can all claim the "been there, done that" stuff), where are we now?
Charlton is top of the league with a very good chance of going up. Charlton is in the quarter finals of the FA cup with a good chance of getting to the semis. Charlton have a strong side, good management (oh and their own ground). Charlton has money to spend on improving its squad.
Crystal Palace, on the other hand, are slipping to towards the relegation zone, a weakish (getting weaker) squad and about to go bust.
If these people could stopped whinging about us, got off the backsides and tried to do something about it (like we did) then maybe their club could be saved.
As has been said on several occasions here, we don't want to see CPFC go out of business. It would be much more fun for all of us if you were a strong competitor. But you're not which is why we could gloat and patronise you (which obviously we don't cos really we just pity you having been there ourselves.)
eagle mart
09-02-2000, 05:47 PM
Arguing? its called good old banter
Go back to your pokey little message boards and talk Clown with fellow clowns.
We might have to get Brighton fans to invade your site to get you stop pretending to be our rivals.
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[This message has been edited by eagle mart (edited 09 February 2000).]
arguement, discussion, banter...call it what you like. i think you just proved that you are unable to debate anything.
someone puts forward a reasoned point of view (well done addick!) and you come back with your usual pathetic response.
why don't you all get off your backsides and save your club?
also i noticed your thread on "clubs we don't hate". how come charlton wasn't top of everyone's list, as you spend all your time telling us you don't hate us. the only mention charlton got was when someone said they hated us. woops! that let the cat out of the bag eh?
James Varcoe
09-02-2000, 08:00 PM
Is the following English or Romany?
'Charlton is top of the league with a very good chance of going up. Charlton is in the quarter finals of the FA cup with a good chance of getting to the semis. '
Your command of grammer is in geometeric opposition to your propensity to pull a rag and bone cart.
'I also is an supporting of an good teams whose plays at an ground what are owned by ourself'
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[This message has been edited by James Varcoe (edited 09 February 2000).]
The Glazier
09-02-2000, 08:28 PM
What is wrong with you people (well clowns), you come on our BBS, you slag us off, patronise us then make out we hate you when we tell you to f*ck off. Yeah your having a good run at the moment good luck to you, but I could'nt give a toss one way or the other, cos I'm Palace .
The way you lot think that you've got some point to make is beyond me, your just p*ss taking plain and simple......, and no, I don't hate the clowns, the bandits from BHA are way ahead of you!
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Sorry to be a pedant James but...
1) learn how to spell grammar.
2) "Charlton is" is correct if you view Charlton to be A (singular) club
I presume that is what you were getting at because the sentence was grammatically correct otherwise.
Steve M
09-02-2000, 09:54 PM
True enough EWS, but these days teams are normally considerred to be plural.
Anyway, the paragraph contains a change from the 3rd person singular past of 'to have' to the 3rd person plural.
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I spent tooooooooo long having my grammar and speach corrected by the ex mother inlaw (old RADA teacher) so lay off it boys you're going to give me nightmares.
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James Varcoe
10-02-2000, 01:20 AM
Originally posted by Eagles will survive on 02-09-2000 04:35 PM
Sorry to be a pedant James but...
1) learn how to spell grammar.
2) "Charlton is" is correct if you view Charlton to be A (singular) club
I presume that is what you were getting at because the sentence was grammatically correct otherwise.
One misplaced vowel has to be forgivable the use of 'is' to describe CAFC is clearly wrong as we all know that they are a bunch (plural) of wank*rs and that gypsies never travel alone.
Oh and sod off you pedant.
The Glazier
10-02-2000, 01:51 AM
Nice one James, I could'nt have put it, grammatically, any better.
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can't think of a gay name
10-02-2000, 02:28 AM
Originally posted by mat'll score against you on 02-09-2000 01:59 PM
also i noticed your thread on "clubs we don't hate". how come charlton wasn't top of everyone's list, as you spend all your time telling us you don't hate us. the only mention charlton got was when someone said they hated us. woops! that let the cat out of the bag eh?
If you look at the 'rivals?' thread you'll notice that 90% said they did not consider Clown Town Pikes F.C. rivals.
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I can't wait to get a star
eagle mart
10-02-2000, 04:46 AM
Word is that they will let us come out of Admin. without Juve & Strasbourg debts being honoured. Then we will the true intentions of this anonymous bid.
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dave@27
10-02-2000, 06:02 PM
"If these people could stopped whinging about us, got off the backsides and tried to do something about it (like we did) then maybe their club could be saved."
the only thing you pikey *******s did was to pick weeds from the valley pitch once the money men had done the real work.
Why don't you **** off and clean your caravans you theiving gypo *****
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pick a few weeds eh Dave ?
The Valley clear up operation came about long before the money men came along. Where did the money men get the money from ? That's right, the fans. Who gained enough votes to in elections to get thrown out of council the main anti-Valley MPs ? That's right the fans.
Call us clowns, pikies whatever you want, i think its funny, but the efforts you lot has so far put in is laughable considering what ourselves, Brighton and others have achieved with much smaller fan bases at the time.
James Varcoe
10-02-2000, 06:46 PM
Say what you want about our team, ground, history whatever. But don't you dare belittle our efforts to save our club you piece of sh1t.
The problems we have make your minor brush with the Bank manager look like kids sweatie money running out on a Friday.
Your laughable suggetion that your glorious election sucess saved your club was as you well know down to the fact only 3 people in the constituancy are actually registered to vote as you have to have a permanent address.
As 2 of the voters were on holiday all it took was the 3rd (who incidently is illiterate) to manage to get a cross in the right place. As the gentleman concerned was signing his name rather than voting it was a lucky twist of fate that he 'signed' the right box.
Rip it out of my team, banter with me any time but Never Ever mock our love for our club you inbred halfwitted soon to be West Ham fan.
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Damn I had a cigarette.
Sounds as if you need another ciggie James !
eagle mart
10-02-2000, 09:42 PM
'appy...no its called "a passion for palace"
There is alot of that around match days at Selhurst when palace take the field.
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The Glazier
11-02-2000, 03:37 AM
It's been almost 9 hrs. since James told them exactly where to get off, and only 1 of them could post a response (well sort of !), so much for debating then Clown's.
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James Varcoe
11-02-2000, 12:35 PM
Originally posted by 'Appy Addick on 02-10-2000 05:03 PM
Sounds as if you need another ciggie James !
Damn I didn't see that one coming. How can I respond to such factual and reasoned debate.
Best I have one then.
Oisin
13-02-2000, 05:44 AM
Is Charlton's moto "hollier than thou"?
If you cuss us that's ok but if we cuss you back we're rabid Charlton haters. How silly. No one hates Charlton that I know. I'd rather see the other south London clubs do well as it's good for the area. I've certainly never heard an anti Charlton song although I believe you've got a few about us. Fair enough. You hate us we hate Brighton. You've got to have some enemy I guess even if the choice isn't very logical.
It's perfectly natural for us to hate Curbishly by the way. He's ex Seawed.
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Gooders
17-02-2000, 04:18 AM
Can we stop with all the "do as much as we did to save our club instead of whingeing" garbage. You did squat (oops, there's that word again) except sing a few songs, fairly quietly.
A rich geezer came in and sorted you out. Your problems were as nothing compared to what's gone on at our place. The Seaweed did tons more than you lot - fair play to 'em. Deserving of being called rivals - at least they're passionate about their club - more so than you will ever be.
Who are ya?
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