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You lot must have been reading your dictionaries instead of watching your games, probably more exciting though. well done les for messing with my posts, takes a lot of thought to do that, are you head honcho now,you and dave had a lovers tiff then. never mind you can always go back to your football,oh sorry watching your unelegant players pump unthoughtfull long balls fwd. We may have had to quote you 'a poor season' but we are a joy to watch. Football is about entertainment and even if our entire 11 were from timbuctoo that is the name of the game not watching 11 donkeys with the touch of a 20 stone hooker giving a hand job like your pathetic lot. Aparantly forsell was brought back cos the concrete boots at palace were pulling his hamstrings. Might do you thehonour of popping in tommorrow as I obviously give you a chance to deflect you anger over your lame broke team. A public service I am. Cheerio
Benny B Block
31-05-2000, 01:11 AM
Ambrosetti
Deschamps
Lambourde
Cuducini
Sutton
Casiraghi
These waste of spaces give the wage bill one hell of a beating!
Mat ov CPFC
31-05-2000, 01:21 AM
Originally posted by Passing Chelsea on 05-30-2000 09:01 PM
Football is about entertainment
Sorry PC but football is NOT about entertainment. Cinema is entertainment, Theatre is entertainment, but supporting a football team is about much, much more. It is about loyalty, it is about identity, it is about integrity, it is about 101 other things but being entertained is not one of them. Yes, it is great when you watch a skillfull match but that is a bonus not a reason. Perhaps the reason you seem to provoke so much anger on here is that by being a Chelsea 'follower' you seem to represent all that many real football fans despise. As a serious question why do you support Chelsea ? Is it just because they play 'entertaining football ' or where you born in the Chelsea area ? Fine if you want to come up with some smart arse answers but these are serious questions and I would be interested in your responces.
No Mat, in all probability passing wind is probably nowhere near Chelsea, in fact as with most Chelsea fans, if things go tits up he is likely to follow his Icon Mellarse back to Fulham, or support his other local team Manchester Utd.
I love hearing his comments, your gay you are, I imagine his next one will be "my brother is bigger than yours"
So passing wind, you are proud of your club are you, and are you proud of the supporters, one of whom publically slags off foreign players, or the rest of them who sit there looking all dejected after they have won the FA cup. Mats right, its about passion, and getting behind your team even when things are bad.
So any other things you want to bring up PC, perhaps Im gay, or perhaps I fornicate with animals, or perhaps I hang around school gates, whoops we dont want to use that last one do we Passing Wind, thats a bit close to home isnt it. You never know Mr Bates might hear me say that and put me on the coaching staff at Chelsea
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When Mellor decides he doesnt want anymore kids, please let me perform his vasectomy!
Steve M
31-05-2000, 03:10 AM
but we are a joy to watch
Well, I have seldom seen anything as soporific as the FA cup final this year.
I'd rather see a bit of passion any day.
(By the way: what has reading dictionaries got to do with anything? Given the level of your own vocabulary, I suspect that you're still reading 'Ant and Bee go Shopping')
Gavin Axten
31-05-2000, 03:16 AM
Come on lads don't confuse the poor soul by using such long words as close,home & school.See Passing Chelsea football is about supporting your team through thick and thin not just because they have millions to spend and win the odd trophy. My whole family are Chelsea supporters except me who was brought up closer to Palace, my old man used to go to every Chelsea home match up until the late 70's but turned to Palace due to arseholes having rucks in and around the ground.He once told me my Grandfather years ago turned red with rage when being told Chelsea had signed a Scotsman saying "If they can't find 11 decent players within 10 miles of Stamford Bridge they may as well give up" god knows what he would say now!!! I wonder if you would still be supporting Chelsea if they had been through what Palace have the last few seasons???Doubt it somehow. Hearing from so called supporters like you makes me glad I support Palace and did not go to Chelsea with my father when I was younger. Nice easy option isn't it to attach yourself to a team than wins a few things???
Oisin
31-05-2000, 04:50 AM
Mr Chelsea,
In future please confine your musings to one topic as they do not constitute new threads. This makes it easier for other bbs members and administration. I have left this, your most recent thread open and shut the others which I presume you have finished with. Thank you and have a nice day.
Justin
31-05-2000, 05:12 PM
Always makes me laugh when i see Chelsea banging on about how big their club is. Think it was in 1994 when Chelsea reached the Cup final and it became "fashionable" to support Chelsea. What was the attendance at Stamford Bridge for a league game against Soton three days before the final. Ah yes 12,000 odd. How very loyal!!
eagle mart
31-05-2000, 05:33 PM
Ignore him, he's just a ******* **** .
Sorry did I just go down to his level?
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PeterH
31-05-2000, 09:54 PM
Interesting point Justin, the Croydon posse
and bothered supporting them then.
Ok , a serious answers to a previous serious questions.
1.Chelsea is one of my nearest geographical teams however When I was young and beginning to be interested in footy one of the 1st games I watched was the 1970 fa cup final. I decided to support the winner of that year's cup. Now if any of you idiots spout on about that , why do you support your team ,some logical grown up reason I suppose like 'My retarded father did as well'
2. i come into this site mainly to wind you up for my entertainment although the fuc**rs who come back with 'Passing wind etc etc har har har have the inspiration of a single celled amoeba.
3. The tosser who said football is not about entertainment, well that is crap. yes its about passion and all that and nobody is more passionate about their club than me ,but dickhead think. if it is not entertaining how would it attract youngsters to start watching and participating. If it wasn't they would end up doing a poofs game like cricket. I acknowledge that winning is the main thing and i was disappointed with the fa cup final quality but come on that was 80% down to villa.
4. yes yawn yawn ,I know we have a lot of fgners but they are loyal to us (so far)i.e. Zola , Dan , Robbie to name a few ,with one exception Laudrup who had personal problems .
Other prem teams deserve far more sh*t than us like newcastle and west ham who flooded this country with 2nd rate fgn buys, Yes it is a shame that more uk players arn't in the premiership but maybe we oughta wake up and realise we are a 2nd rate football nation who have won one thing , at home ,in the sixties and yes it pains me to say that.
Finally 5. All palace fans are tossers and queer, there back to my old self
Addo Eagle*
01-06-2000, 01:05 AM
If anyone needed further confirmation that Chelsea fans are the biggest bunch of w*nkers in football (scousers included), then this muppet has provided it.
Well said 'Mat ov CPFC', agree with everything you said. I'd much rather watch a flood blooded Simon Rodger tackle, than see that bald overpaid winging frog Leboeuf poncing around Stamford Bridge, anyday.
I would much rather watch us getting 15,000 loyal fans a week and be stuck with average (by Premier standards), but loyal and comittted players, then see CPFC sell out to the new trendy fans willing to pay £50 a game and see the team overun with overated, overpaid, greedy, disloyal foreigners like Di Matteo, Leboeuf & De Goey.
Another point, this Chelsea mug might have dig at '2nd rate foreigners' at Newcastle and Westham, but what have players like Melchiot, Lambourde, Babayaro, Di Matteo, Ambrosetti, Leboeuf, or Cuducini ever done to improve the PremierLeague??? Leboeuf alway whinging and lets face it most of your team only play for cfc fo he money. Players like Rodger, Linighan, Austin, McKenzie or Fan might not have the technical ability of zola or poyet, but at least they care for the club and put in 110%. I could'nt really imagineDesailly accepting none of his £50,000 a week wages if chelsea ev encountered financial difficulty.
Steve M
01-06-2000, 02:13 AM
Can somebody please translate this guy's latest post into English? Is his strange dialect a result of Chelsea's having so many foreign players? I don't know who's more stupid: him or Mellor.
Passing Chelsea, how the hell can you afford to go to games? Surely no one would employ you. Perhaps you get some kind of mental disability benefit.
My retarded father
If there's anyone with a genetic predisposition towards retardation,it's you. Did your mother sleep with a baboon or something?
PC, you really ought to learn not to overuse the comma, or is this really the way you speak, just like all your boring Chelse mates, droning on and on down the pub, about how great all those Italians, French, Romanians, Liberians, etc. etc. are, so that nobody else can get a word in edgeways, until everybody else in the pub, those people who just went there for a quiet drink, have had quite enough of it, and what's more, all that crap you spout, you know, about Dennis Wise, and how great it was, you know, that he took his son up, when he went to collect the FA Cup, when Chelse won that great game, where all that great football was played, by a team full of overpaid continental imports, a real tribute to the showpiece of English football, champagne football, and yes PC, you can have a laugh at our expense right now, but at least we know how to use commas, and limit the length of our sentences, and how to use subordinate bloody clauses, and also how to use paragraphs.
In short, PC, if there is one plus about living on the other side of the world from beloved Selhurst Park right now, it's that I don't have to listen to boring ***** like you down the pub.
More 'illiterate Chelse longest sentence' threads when I get back home and remember my password (it's been a hard week)...
Oisin
01-06-2000, 05:34 AM
Now I shall be truthful here, why not? In response to your last post (I have no wish to refer to others and they are not that memorable) I'll raise a few points. To have watched the 1970 Cup final you must at least be a decade older than me. Fascinating. I honestly thought that you were about 14. Can you guess why?
Why should I care what team you support or the motivation behind it? Would you be getting stick here if you didn't give it? A recurring theme here is a tirade of abuse from you is followed by a bit of abuse back. Then you act surprised you got it and become ultra defensive before a return to the mono syllabic Anglo Saxon words you love so much. Do you honestly think that your arguments are so strong that we are going to decide you have a good point and decide to follow Chelsea? Or that we will sit here and take mindless abuse when you are such an easy target? Even Andy Cole could score in a net that open.
You come to this site for entertainment? Well you have a different idea of entertainment to me. Fair enough. You certainly provide so much joy by being such an easy target. Do you realise how stupid you appear? Read back through your posts. You aren't the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree are you? For all those who have argued that Chelsea fans are thick here is the living proof. The embodiment of the grazed knuckled meathead respondent in his new Wise 11 shirt. Let's all laugh at the educationally disadvantaged. I'm sure in real life you aren't like that but it is how you appear.
Passing a Chelsea isn't funny? I have seen very little evidence of wit from you. It's a pun, a play on words and it isn't that funny but compared with other posters you ain't that funny yourself. Jim Davidson man are you? Does the word poof raise a laugh? How about nick nick? That Gary Bushell sure speaks sense doesn't he? Those Eurocrats in Brussels are trying to take over our lives.
There is no point in you justifying yourself or your team because no one is concerned. You've never tried to debate and you are by far the least interesting and least intelligent away fan we have seen. Does that matter? Not one bit. That's what this forum is here for. So we can laugh at the morons who have nothing better to do then slag us off. And we've all been having one hell of a laugh at you.
Dodger
01-06-2000, 05:56 AM
Originally posted by Passing Chelsea on 05-31-2000 08:43 PM
Other prem teams deserve far more sh*t than us like newcastle and west ham who flooded this country with 2nd rate fgn buys, Yes it is a shame that more uk players arn't in the premiership but maybe we oughta wake up and realise we are a 2nd rate football nation who have won one thing , at home ,in the sixties and yes it pains me to say that.
Maybe if clubs like yours didn't continue to consistently looked abroad for new players then english players may get more of an oppurtunity to prove themselves. Was it Michael Duberry who was forced out of Chelsea due to foreign imports?
Finally 5. All palace fans are tossers and queer, there back to my old self
Well done, once again you prove your intelligence and ability to debate real footballing matters.
le piddler
01-06-2000, 07:07 AM
Well passing chelsea, if the blues were one of your nearest geographical teams and not the NEAREST GEOGRAPHICAL team, why did you choose to support them????? Not because they were in the 70 cup fianl & you fancied jumping on the bandwagon??? Where do you originally come from then???
On one of your earlier postings you mentioned a great season in europe, would this be in the so called champions league (5-1!!!where we found out just how over-rated english football & chelsea really is) http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/supergrin.gif where teams like yourself can qualify by finishing 3rd in their respective leagues?? I'm sorry but I thought this was meant to be the champions league not some crappy exhibition league, which masquerades for the old european cup.
Basically if you can't come up with anything decent ot topical just f**k off back to the chelsea sites & spend your time with the rest of the glory-hunting part-time maggots.
I havnt posted on this site for ages (getting sick of all the crap flying about) but i must say that the return of Mr Passing Chelsea has brought me out of retirement.
I like Osin am amazed thet this guy remebers the 1970 final, and I would guess from that statement that he must be at least 35!!
This guy is special (cos his parents are retarded!) my guess is that he spends most of his time on the net to make up for his empty life, he probably downloads shed loads of porn to feed his habit.
I wouldnt be surprised if he picks up 18/19 yr old girls & tries to take advantage of them, even though he is old enough to be their dad.
All in all PC you are one sad bloke & the fact that you are old enough to know better does nothing to enhance your reputation on this board.
Jacko
01-06-2000, 05:21 PM
Oi, Chelsea. Your (lost)threads almost amused me until you had a totally unnecessary pop at cricket. Takes more guts to play cricket than footy - but I'm sure you are well used to balls bouncing off your chin.
Middle please, ump.
Originally posted by Jacko on 06-01-2000 01:21 PM
I'm sure you are well used to balls bouncing off your chin.
Middle please, ump.
Get in, Jacko. Fantastic.
If football is all about entertainment to this bloke then how did he cope with supporting chelsea for about 30 years when they were absolutely cack? The answer to this is that he has come out of the woodwork like all their so called fans you see now. These people have a dig at us for supporting a team that's not very good, but we are still there now supporting our club. This is not the case with all these sudden fairweather chelsea fans who wouldn't of been hidden the fact that they support chelsea a few years back and probabley didn't even like football because it wasn't trendy. The other thing is that this chelsea clown claims that he was born 'near chelsea'. Now what this probabley means is somewhere South of river probabley near Croydon or Lewisham or somewhere. Like so many of these fools he no doubt has turned his back on his local team for the superficial 'attractions' of being a chelsea fan. I actually watched the cup final in a bar in Croydon surrounded by the usual 30 something one brain cell between them chelsea trash (and unfortunately my chelsea supporting girlfriend) with which we have the pleasure of sharing our town. Watching these people made me so glad I'm a Palace fan. They are everything we rightfully loathe. The thing is their celebrations were pitiful, we went a million times more mental than them when we stayed up last season. The best bit though was at the end when the filth were soiling the Cup with their grubby hands a massive chant of 'ole ole ole ole eagles' rang out from the back of the pub. Of course these brainless chelsea muppetts hurled abuse at the people and me who until that point had been keeping a low profile. But the point had been made.
God almighty there are som kin retards in here. the bloke who says i have come outta the woodwork only recently, sorry can't remember the internet in the 70's , 80's and even early nineties , what a tosspot.
You palace fans are so easy to get to. probably cos you have had one taste of the premiership and blew it. God how it must hurt to sit at port vale away in the rain Christ yes that must be a real bummer and how I laugh to think that. After playing the likes of us and Utd etc (albeit losing heavily)it must be such a f*ckin comedown.
I know I get to ya as you must be nearly pissin your pants with anger writing those lame comments.
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I am a dick head ,I am a dick head.
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To the Tw*t on about pulling 18-19 year old girls, are you a shirthlifter ponce or what . You can't be a man if that didn't give you the horn and as I hate poofs that will be the last mention you get.
Bottom Line is we are a different class to you full stop. If you had taken your chances you may be better off nevermind keep taking those drugs
[This message has been edited by Les Butler (edited 01 June 2000).]
Les Butler
01-06-2000, 10:28 PM
Hey Chelsea whats the deal ?
You wind the guys up then they wind you up ,no need for the heavy stuff mate .
Lets be cool .
Typical sad chelsea muppett. Quite happy to dish it out but when people actually have the nerve to give him some back and expose him for the sad superficial glory boy that he is he gets all abusive. So chelsea fans are 'differant class' are they. Sad thick fools who wouldn't know loyalty or local pride if it slapped them in the face.
And I notice that he still hasn't told us where he lives yet. Probabley is Croydon or Lewisham......
Do I live in Croydon ???..... Croydon is the asshole of England. You probably love watching your kids play with dirty syringes probably picked up from your bathroom sinks after your slag wive's have just been gang f*cked for money to buy your lard sandwich dinner, well what is left after the cockroaches have had their share . You all probably press your faces aganst Ikea's windows dreaming that one day you could afford something out of their seconds basket only to get home to find your grans been dead for 3 weeks but nobody has noticed her rotting corpse in her prison like sh*t festooned flat. All that and you also support Palace , what a stinking meaningless life.
I Can't take it eh ! Right come on you queens give it you best shot, really hurt me go on. Lets see if you can make me cry.
Can't wait to see this.
Gavin Axten
02-06-2000, 02:15 AM
What a sad arsehole. So if you are 30 plus as you say you are why are you giving out abuse and swearing like a schoolkid???? You also said you come here for entertainment!!! Is your life really that sad?? What does your wife/girlfriend think when you tell her you are going to entertain yourself tonight by going on the internet to wind up some Palace fans??? Or are you too ugly and sad to have a partner??? And yes it is great watching Palace at places like Port Vale its great watching Palace play anywhere.Judging by those comments I take it as proof that you did not bother watching Chelsea when they were crap???? PC if you are in your 30's start acting your age instead of acting like a retarded arsehole. You also mention Croydon as being the asshole of England well come on then enlighten us to where you were dragged up. Latchkey estate or Stockwell maybe or some other similar area that is so much better than Croydon???? I look forward to your next highly educational and intelligent posting or maybe the usual pile of crap that you usually spout.Take a bit of advice take your woman for a nice night out it is much more entertaining than trying to wind us up and she would also enjoy it or maybe go and treat your mother to some nice jellied eels.
Steve M
02-06-2000, 03:06 AM
It's ironic that you think that you've wound us all up, and yet it's you who's coming out with all of the really hysterical abuse: "Look at me: I'm so hard, I hate gays, blah, blah, blah". Your statements condemn you as the predudiced, ignorant fool that you are. Do you hate blacks too? It wouldn't surprise me. When life's dealt you as poor a hand as it has, then you're bound to end up a bit resentful. Need to take out that anger eh?
You all probably press your faces aganst Ikea's windows dreaming that one day you could afford something out of their seconds basket
This made me laugh a lot; by implication you obviously think that Ikea is the embodiment of all that is trendy: you're even dumber than I thought.
Whatever you think of Croydon, at least it's still possible to get a decent education here-something that you clearly lack. You never answered my question about your job. I refuse to believe that someone as evidently retarded as you has one at all.
I can only hope (and I'd frankly assume) that if you ever had kids(if indeed you can) that the social have come and taken them away: having a dad as sad, violent, predudiced, and downright stupid as you is just about the worst start in life that I could imagine.
Oisin
02-06-2000, 04:03 AM
I think passing is in a bad news because his application for Cambridge has been turned down. Of course it didn't help that he was 35 before he finished his O-Level.
richit
02-06-2000, 04:27 AM
What the hell has all this crap about Croydon and our dead grans got to do with anything about football passing?
Big Fella
02-06-2000, 02:05 PM
Typical Chelsea muppet. You really have no idea do you ? I enjoy an away trip to Port Vale so much more than having hoards of your 'one game a season' West London rejects coming to Selhurst. How it must hurt that next season you won't have any games to go to - you sure as hell can't get into Shatford Bridge. I also heard you got injured during the cup final - you tripped over the dog whilst trying to change channels. Different class my @rse.
I would like to say a few words in support of Passing Chelsea.
I cant beleive that so many of my fellow fans seem to get wound up by this guy. Why dont you all take your heads out of your arses & lighten up a bit???
You all sit there on the main board giving it the large one, scoring cheap points off each other, when in fact you all know F&!* ALL.
You keep telling Passing to grow up, act his age etc, but its actually you lot that should GROW up and realise that he (& all other fans that visit this away fans end) is having a laugh.
BTW chelsea, great point about Croydon, it is the R sole of England (i was born there so i know what im talking about!)
Keep posting Chelsea, if this lot cant take it they shouldnt visit the away fans board.
Loyal Palace Fan (with a sense of humour)
Steve M
02-06-2000, 07:48 PM
It's not very imaginative to get one of your mates to post pretending to be a Palace fan http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif
The whole point of this section is to have a bit of banter, wind each other up a bit, and, as you say, have a bit of a laugh(along with the occasional bit of intellegent
debate), and I think if you read the thread you'll see that it's passing bigot who's got all wound up and abusive, while everyone else's just mocking him.
Aside from which, people like Passing Glory Boy are just the sort of people who are slowly killing the game with all their 'I only watch international standard football'If everyone felt like him the football league would die.
BTW, Purley, Coulsdon, Sanderstead, Shirley, Addiscombe -really grim areas: the slums of London. http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/smile.gif
[This message has been edited by Steve M (edited 02 June 2000).]
Gavin Axten
02-06-2000, 08:06 PM
Who is getting wound up??? You really think people get wound up by that???
FrankieBoy
02-06-2000, 08:19 PM
Passing, do you support England when they're playing international football?? I suspect you do! But why? With all due respect, they are not the best team in the world!. My supposition is probably that you were born in England, so in effect you are supporting your local team!! That's exactly what us Palace boys do - but at least we do it week in, week out!!. Get with the beat, Baggy! http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/biggrin.gif
Is that the really the best you can do, accuse me of getting my mates to help. do you really think someone as big as me would need to do that (and anybody that makes a hilarious joke that I havn't any mates is a tosser). I have openly admitted I come here to wind you up cos it makes me laugh.
See we have spent 15m today on a new player. That must really hurt you people whose players have to scramble round on all fours after the toss to retrieve the coin cos you need the money.we can also afford to write off 10m on Master Sutton cos we are soooooo rich. Loadsa money aaaaghhhh.
Yes of course I support england and cant wait for a week Monday even though I am grown up enough to know that really we are not very good (apart from Den obviously) but hush don't tell anyone that.
Stop the pathetic infantile smiley faces tosser. It ain't remotley funny and as for the bloke who called me a muppet either you are 6 years old or the biggest F*cking t*at in the country.
Did you hear about the ******* who got hit by a double decker bus.
Took fireman 4 hours to get the bus out of the wreckage.
Now that is funny
Later fannies
Oisin
02-06-2000, 10:12 PM
How stupid do you think we are Chelsea? No palace fan would ever post that. Side agiainst his own in favour of a moron. That's back stabbing Chelsea, off as soon as the going gets tough, behaviour.
Originally posted by Coppell is God on 06-02-2000 03:33 PM
I would like to say a few words in support of Passing Chelsea.
I cant beleive that so many of my fellow fans seem to get wound up by this guy. Why dont you all take your heads out of your arses & lighten up a bit???
You all sit there on the main board giving it the large one, scoring cheap points off each other, when in fact you all know F&!* ALL.
You keep telling Passing to grow up, act his age etc, but its actually you lot that should GROW up and realise that he (& all other fans that visit this away fans end) is having a laugh.
BTW chelsea, great point about Croydon, it is the R sole of England (i was born there so i know what im talking about!)
Keep posting Chelsea, if this lot cant take it they shouldnt visit the away fans board.
Loyal Palace Fan (with a sense of humour)
Gavin Axten
02-06-2000, 11:29 PM
Yes well done Chelsea for spending 15 million on a player, it is brilliant news and I am sure the country is celebrating.
Steve M
03-06-2000, 12:36 AM
Did you hear about the fact that Passing Chelsea's whole family were killed in a car crash, thus removing their dodgy genes from the gene pool.
Now that's funny,
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Steve M
03-06-2000, 05:41 PM
Please...Stop...I can't take any more of this man's(??) devastating Wildean wit. Well, it's the last time i'll ever dare to mess with you; your replies are just too cutting for me.
You don't say what your own name is. I expect that you have about 5 so that you can get more money out of the social.
(By the way, studies in the US have shown that those who are the most anti-gay are also those who exhibit the greatest signs of sexual arousal when they are shown homoerotic images.) http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif
Oisin
03-06-2000, 05:49 PM
I love the fact Chelsea's killer line, the one he always falls back on, is "you're a poof". It says so much about the originality of the beast. I last used that one when I was 14. Chelsea, your Mums had more pricks than a second hand dartboard.
Let's all pat simple Chelsea on the head. He may show his teeth but he's just a naughty puppy really.
Naughty Chelsea, he's shat in the bedroom. You know you're not allowed upstairs. Now I'm going to have to rub your nose in it.
Chocky
03-06-2000, 06:38 PM
I have many friends who support Chelsea. If most Chelsea supporters were like them there's no way I would feel how I do about that club. Unfortunately, they're not. They're like Passing. Abusive and violent. Coming on here and talking about slashing people with stanley knives (which was deleted) is not on.
Feel free to come here and wind us up in the same way Charlton & Brighton do, after all, it's what this forum's about really, and expect the stick back, but please refrain from the aggro talk.
Sorry Chocky. sh*it your pants did ya. Are you black (And no I have no racial tendancies unlike you lot who have homosexual ones) or are you just a fat tosser who eats mars bars all day. us Chelsea fans are like this cos we are the best supporters in the world and we have the class and wit to get away with it. Bye the way the new Chelsea Vid is out Monday. Trust you will be getting it to put next to your vids of animal shaggin and the one where you secretly taped yourselves shafting your fat toothless bitches cept you probably couldn't get a hard on looking at old biffas like that.
Good England performance today !! looks good for next week. I took my private jet to watch it , suppose you only watched it on your black and white telly, once the valves had warmed up. F*uckin armchair fans the lot of you. Oh yes and all poof mincers, There happy ?
Steve M
04-06-2000, 12:03 AM
To be honest, you're just boring now. I don't think that i'll bother posting any more on this thread.
You are a very, very sad individual whose mental and social development obviously stopped when you were about ten, and I'm not going to lower myself to even bothering to read any more of your sad ramblings.
Thus spake Steve M
Oh I say , No I didn't actually , titter titter.
The M in Steve M stands for Muthaf*cker I assume. probably doin it now arn't you being an inbred little faggot. And thanx gav I am sure it is and Oisin or whatever youre stoopid name is, I suppose it makes a change for you to be talking about back stabbing rather than poohjabbin you friggin marmite miner.
Off to Gillingham now Byee
Oisin
04-06-2000, 04:47 AM
Have we hit a nerve passing?
Gavin Axten
04-06-2000, 11:52 AM
Well done passing chelsea you have just proved what a thick arsehole you really are. Good England performance was it???? Don't think so, obviously your tele isn't too good or your eyes are going funny from all that tossing off you do in your sad lonely life.
Chelsea supporters the best??? Not even worth a reply to that load of bollox. You say Chelsea supporters have wit so since when has swearing and talking crap been wit??? Face it Passing wind you are a thick piece of sh*t who obviously fell out of your mothers arsehole instead of her stinking minge
Big Fella
05-06-2000, 12:54 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Passing Chelsea on 06-02-2000 06:08 PM
. It ain't remotley funny and as for the bloke who called me a muppet either you are 6 years old or the biggest F*cking t*at in the country.
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Touch a nerve did I ? Yes, correct, I am only 6 years old, but I will get older, whilst you will always be a muppet. You say you have a private jet - maybe you could do with some sort of Matthew Harding style accident, just to bring you back to reality.
Good bye Muppet.
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Fancy a bevvie ?
Passing basic !!!!! haw haw how funny,I'm really hurt, well done mate , kin prick !!
Actually, to the other previous thick minge, I was being just a touch sarcastic about Engand/Malta. your pathetic piss poor little brain obviously couldn't grasp that. probably the only phrase you can get used to is 'Mummy...bathtime....Blojob...F*cktime... story .......sleepytime.....!!!
Just watched telly about England/Scots.How f*cking sweet was that knocking those skirt wearing ginger ponces out, brilliant. saw bit of our Den training. Part of me thinks England bloody well deserve a bad tournament if Keegan doesn't pick him. Ho hum club before country and all that. looked to see if any palace players are going to be involved, nope you guessed it , could'nt see one. Maybe they will enter the paraplegic games but probably would be stuffed by a blind, one legged ladies team anyway (no pun to Paul Mcartney intended).I would list our players playing at the top level again but won't rub it in this time.
Well off to scouseland now to chat to them
Bye Bye faggots.
P.S. Lesley (sorry are you a bird or a bloke) I see I'm on fire. does that mean you all love me that much. Honestly i love you all as well (in a non fairy Croydon shirtlifters massive kinda way obviously)
Oisin
06-06-2000, 04:46 AM
Passings basic.
Why dont you just f*ck off back to your posh Hammersmith apartment and go have arse sex with some brighton rent boy. or even better, get in a private jet and fall out the sky like that c*nt Harding. Chelsea have always been supported by ******s and now they've got posh yuppies like you jumping on the 'trendy football' bandwagon.
And how the f*ck can you talk about England when you follow a team which has just ONE regular Englishmen. You support a team made up of overpriced, overated foreign ponces like that French **** Leboeuf and you deserve to be shot in the kneecaps for daring to insult genuine fans of a genuine ENGLISH football club. CHELSEA MUG.
Les Butler
07-06-2000, 10:58 AM
I think this thread has run its course and is just boreing now.
It should have been closed way back.
Thread closed
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