Gillingham, HA HA

YOu boys had to go and copy us didnt Ya! Well you can follow that bit of blinding news by getting relegated as well, then well see how many you take to Pissfield each week and we can play each other. Yipee!

[palacenut]

but we will fill it with season ticket holders alone, You lot only had about 1,000 at any time

[Rolling Mist]

HA HA HA,

lets all have a good bit of banter with the Palarse Pikies from Gypsy Hill.
No place of their own, they'll all be towing their caravans eastwards to glorious Kent, the garden of England, to stay for the weekend while they watch their beloved joke of a team lose yet another game of first division footy.

They stand by helpless whilst Wimbledon waltz into Selhurst from Plough Lane and make that ground their own.

HA HA HA

http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Rolling Mist]

PalarseNut,

are you sure you'd fill the priestfield with season ticket holders alone.

Palarse fan in the office is one of them 5 year season ticket plan thingymebob holders and he's already said to me that he won't bother making the trek to kent every other weekend.

How many more of your so called die hard fans will say the same.

[Chris K]

I wil for a start but will your caravan still be parked outside the valley when you get relegated next year??

[Rolling Mist]

I can always be found at VFR.

My caravan however won't be there, as by then I would have sold it to Uncle Ron's Caravan Rental Co in Gillingham, who no doubt will then hire them out at extortionate rates to travelling Pikie Palarse fans who won't know better.

[budgie]

Rolling Mist, no-one has confirmed we will be going to the Gills, and if we have to move, I was hoping we could go to the valley, so that some of your fans wouldn't have far to go to see a good footbal team play.

See you at Selhurst in just over a years time.

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Sono palazzo finchè muoio.

[Rolling Mist]

Budgie,

unfortunately you won't be able to play at the valley because of our egg-chasing rugby league tenants. Who is to say that we would let you scum in anyway?

Palarse playing good football? I think the Broncos could play better footy than your lot.

[Riccardo 'the cat'Parrini]

Albion Dan, copying the Seaweed - not a chance.

Rolling Mist - obviously the stench of the fairground following him around.

The whole ground packed at Gillingham then a return to a capacity at Selhurst or a new ground. The Valley will be empty when you get relegated (all the glory hunters gone), and the Withdean holds about 6,000.

[le piddler]

rolling mist if & when we do go to the gills, I do'nt think you'll be able to criticise our support coming from a **** club like yourselves, bearing in mind our average gate over the last two years has been around 17,000 & that's with all the **** we've been going through!!! how many would you get???
we would still get a decent average at priestfield as our supporters are LOYAL, unlike all of the sad maggots who go to the valley of darkness every week who have finally crawled out of the woodwork.

p.s. we only hate the brighton!!!!!!!
p.p.s see you in two seasons!!!!!!!!!

le piddler when we had the plesure of sharing Sellhurst we were promoted in the same year .We also managed to stay in the top flight for 4 years, correct me if I'm wrong but I dont think Palace has enjoyed that small level of achievement in the whole of it's history .
Will you have a small flutter on them next season @33\1....no, thought not waste of money give it to the trust .

[le piddler]

for your information t**t of charlton we had 4 consecutive years in the top flight
at the start of the seventies & also four seasons @ the start of the nineties when we reached the cup final etc, (1990 season beating you three times,but unfortunately they would'nt let us keep you) so at least get your facts right!!!!!

le piddler who you calling t**t your the one with the stupid name or is your idea of humor. Anyway thanks for the info I did nt know you lot were ever that good , I stand corrected. Well thats all history now lets both look to the future.

Le Piddler, question for you sir.

This fantastic, loyal support that Palace have. How many of this 17,000 loyal, Palace till we die support of yours actually made any form of contribution to your supporters Trust ???

Wasn't 17,000 was it ?

You may well sell Priestfield out with ST holders, only because Palace have cashed most of your season ticket cheques already !!

Lets see if you do go there if you are still selling it out in 5 years time.

[david sylvian]

Albion Dan, Cock Addict, and any Wimbledon, Millwall, Chelsea la di da burd turglars out there.

There is one thing more sad than using the internet to read about your team, and that is to use it to bait someone elses.

Look boys - go out, get yourself a tidy bit of crumpet, and get yourself a blowjob and a life.

Says she posting on the net at 11.10 on a Saturday night !!!

Very much on the 68 bus route, couldn't be because you're a bus conductor could it ??

No-one going to answer my question about how many of those 17,000 regular fans gave a penny to the Trust ?

[Dai the Swansea Eagle]

Coke Addict - Bog off back to west'am & the arse like the rest of your mates have done.

[Big Fella]

[quote]Originally posted by Coke Addick on 06-03-2000 05:38 PM

This fantastic, loyal support that Palace have. How many of this 17,000 loyal, Palace till we die support of yours actually made any form of contribution to your supporters Trust ???

Wasn't 17,000 was it ?
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Well, in all fairness it probably was. However, not all Palace fans could afford the £1000, so we gave donations and every penny we could muster. Even a Charlton fan I know contributed to the trust, however he could only give £1 because his lucky heather wasn't selling very well.



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Fancy a bevvie ?

[david sylvian]

look Cock Addict - it ain't my fault the only time I get to my computer is in everyone else's prime big-night out time - the three swedish au-pairs wanted a bit of a kip after the damn good seeing to I'd been giving them - so I thought I'd taunt some saddo geeky charlton/brighton/wimbledon etc etc etc nerds

oops - sorry - monday night, more nookie - i'm off again

[Evil Eagle]

Coke Addick why don't you just go and play with the traffic you silly immature clown.

Sounds to me as if your wrists are killing you !!!

All that late night, err, typing I mean.

PS. Why did you stop writing Only Fools and Horses ?

[LP]

Charlton's fans are a joke. You'd think they'd have their minds on the premiership, but no, all they want to do is come on our site and play at being our rivals as usual. Sorry lads your nothing to us. Do you think if the tables were reversed and we were the Premier team and you were the club up s**t creek we'd all be on some clownton site giving it the biggie? Of course not..we can hardly remember who you are now for heavens sake.

Incidently the efforts that charlton fans made in the late 80's and early 90's to save their club, (which all you fairweather fans who have suddenley appeared since Wembley 1998 try and pretend you were part of, where you f**k) were down to a mere handful of people. Did you have average crowds of 16-17k, Did you have 8,500 season ticket holders signed up by the end of May like we have now? In fact did you even have half that amount watching your sad anorak wearing little team at all in those days? We all know that you love to delude yourselves about what great fans you are, but the fact is we are here for our team now in its darkest hour. How many of you who now enjoy the good times your having can say you did the same?

Ahhhh, dont like a bit of Banter?

As a true Albion Fan it is my divine right to take the piss out of you lot whenever the opportunity arises! I hope you do not go bust, just suffer for a few years, which is basically all that survival means for you anyway.

And isnt the whole point of an Away Fans Forum so that there can be banter with other teams supporters????

[Pistike]

Dear Dan
I couldn't agree with you more.
So fúck off you little ponce and get back to shoving your bell end up your boyfriends backside.

That was pure therapy.

[This message has been edited by Pistike (edited 08 June 2000).]

Im staying here, havent you got to catch a bus to Milton Keynes or something?

[eagle mart]

Glad you're still around bender DAN. Shows the clowns what proper rivalry is all about.

Shame you won't make our divison for another 9 years or so.
"we'll definately get promotion this year""""


HAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAH

[LP]

Brighton fans are welcome to have a pop at us as they are our rivals who we hate very much. It's just those nobodies from the Thames Esturary who I have no interest in listening to. Having said that most of the efforts of the seaweeds on this thread have been very poor, a bit like their team...

[Rolling Mist]

me sir, me me

http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

but you all probably knew that anyway

[beef]

Pikies.

[eagles #1]

:D

[pallissator]

Originally posted by beef
Pikies. i CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DUG UP A 5 YEAR OLD THREAD, JUST TO SAY PIKIES..................AND THEN YOU SPELT IT WRONG:D :D

PIKEYS IS HOW IT'S ALWAYS BEEN SPELT ON HERE;) :D

[eagles #1]

Not having those fags are getting to you Bakesy, you've started shouting now.

[beef]

Originally posted by pallissator
i CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DUG UP A 5 YEAR OLD THREAD, JUST TO SAY PIKIES..................AND THEN YOU SPELT IT WRONG:D :D

PIKEYS IS HOW IT'S ALWAYS BEEN SPELT ON HERE;) :D

Excuse my ignorance 'Pikey' but I havent been here to see how its 'always' been spelt.

[pallissator]

Originally posted by eagles #1
Not having those fags are getting to you Bakesy, you've started shouting now. Feeling good actually and looking forward to all the away games now i can afford to do them all.........;) :)

[eagles #1]

Originally posted by pallissator
Feeling good actually and looking forward to all the away games now i can afford to do them all.........;) :) Good good. That'll be £30 notes to CPFC then :)

[celery stick]

Albion Dan
Arf!

[Ding Dong]

Originally posted by eagles #1
Good good. That'll be £30 notes to CPFC then :)


Won't be any from me !!!! £30 you're having a laugh.

Originally posted by eagles #1
Good good. That'll be £30 notes to CPFC then :)

Ironic that I see you as Pte Pike from Dads Army. That said you are way to young to have any knwledge of that wonderful sitcom.

Probably best if I call you Homer.

[Citrus Seagull]

What's this thread all about?

Have I missed something?

[smileysmith]

Originally posted by Citrus Seagull
Have I missed something? Being a supporter of decent team. ;)

[Lambeth Palace]

Originally posted by Citrus Seagull
What's this thread all about?

Have I missed something?

Just a bunch of sad supporters of no mark clubs revelling in something that didn't end up happening to us.

It seems some people ought to get hold of a copy of this book:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0876305427/ref=pd_bxgy_text_1/102-8399121-4153729?v=glance&s=books&st=*

[Citrus Seagull]

Ta. Didn't notice the date.






Scum.

Originally posted by Lambeth Palace
Just a bunch of sad supporters of no mark clubs revelling in something that didn't end up happening to us.

It seems some people ought to get hold of a copy of this book:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0876305427/ref=pd_bxgy_text_1/102-8399121-4153729?v=glance&s=books&st=*

Cool post I wish I was as clever as you.

[Lambeth Palace]

Originally posted by Brighton Bloke
Cool post I wish I was as clever as you.

One day BB, one day.

Originally posted by Lambeth Palace
One day BB, one day.
Never Lambie Never. For that to happen I will no doubt need to support the CP team. Never the twain....

I will remain dumb and foolish.

BTW were you being nasty about BHA or Gillpikes and Clowns.

[eagles #1]

Originally posted by Brighton Bloke
Ironic that I see you as Pte Pike from Dads Army. That said you are way to young to have any knwledge of that wonderful sitcom.

Probably best if I call you Homer. Homer's my idol! I have you down as a Dale Winton?

Look...


You have too much time on your hands..shouldn't you be covering exercise books by now?

[eagles #1]

Originally posted by Brighton Bloke
Look...


You have too much time on your hands..shouldn't you be covering exercise books by now? Nope. Monday we start.

[Lambeth Palace]

Originally posted by Brighton Bloke
Never Lambie Never. For that to happen I will no doubt need to support the CP team. Never the twain....

I will remain dumb and foolish.

BTW were you being nasty about BHA or Gillpikes and Clowns.

I was being nasty about people who jump the gun so to speak. Why not wait until it is a 'fait accompli'?

[celery stick]

Originally posted by Lambeth Palace
Just a bunch of sad supporters of no mark clubs revelling in something that didn't end up happening to us.


Albion Dan.
Arf!

Originally posted by Lambeth Palace
I was being nasty about people who jump the gun so to speak. Why not wait until it is a 'fait accompli'?

Ok..jumping the gun...and 'fait accompli'.

[david sylvian]

albion dan ? wher are you when I need you?

[celery stick]

Albion Dan.
Arf!

[beef]

doing well recently, totally forgot about the mighty Gills

[Tony12Bellies]

Well said beef

[beef]

Was born not too far from Gillingham, I guess I would have grown up as a Maidstone Utd fan had they not gone busto but Palace it was!

[Tony12Bellies]

Was born not too far from Gillingham, I guess I would have grown up as a Maidstone Utd fan had they not gone busto but Palace it was!

Don't be in denial Beefy. You love the MIGHTY GILLS

[Disco]

Don't be in denial Beefy. You love the MIGHTY GILLS

I live in the towns, have all my life, born 5 minutes away from Farthing Corner and lived in Rainham / Parkwood ever since.

Point being I've been there a lot of years, and never, not once ever in all that time, nor at any point in the future that I can imagine could or will they ever be described as "MIGHTY GILLS":D

[Tony12Bellies]

I live in the towns, have all my life, born 5 minutes away from Farthing Corner and lived in Rainham / Parkwood ever since.

Point being I've been there a lot of years, and never, not once ever in all that time, nor at any point in the future that I can imagine could or will they ever be described as "MIGHTY GILLS":D

I feel your pain Disco. You need to just let it all out, cry if you have to and then you'll then realise that you too are a closet fan of the MIGHTY GILLS :p

[old git]

I have nothing at all against Gillingham.Proper club with real fans who could support a bigger team but choose their local side instead.
Bit like us really:p

[Cartoon Head]

I have nothing at all against Gillingham.Proper club with real fans who could support a bigger team but choose their local side instead.
Bit like us really:p

they've got webbed feet and they f*** their own mothers,,,,,,,,,,but other than that,,,,,,I make you right:p

[seagull08]

I have nothing at all against Gillingham.Proper club with real fans who could support a bigger team but choose their local side instead.
Bit like us really:p

So why don't you like us then OG :sob:

[old git]

Not allowed to I am Palace.
But give me a Sussex based Brighton fan to a plastic supporter of the big four from Sussex.:hi:

[seagull08]

Not allowed to I am Palace.
But give me a Sussex based Brighton fan to a plastic supporter of the big four from Sussex.:hi:

Good answer.

[wigman]

Good answer.

He does not often give a good answer but respect is due when he does.:p

[old git]

Thanks ,I think:confused:
Anyway just because i don't agree with you doesn't make it a bad answer':hmph:

[wigman]

Thanks ,I think:confused:
Anyway just because i don't agree with you doesn't make it a bad answer':hmph:

When you havn't got your Palace head on,you can come across as a half decent bloke.:D :p

[Tony12Bellies]

Welcome to my signature you Old Git!

EDIT: PalARSE have put a 500 character limit on the signature so you'll have to be an honoury member of the closet Gills fan club ;)

[Godstone Eagle]

Further on from last season when the not so mighty Gills managed to get relegated on the last day on goal difference they have continued that fine form by getting beat today and missing out on the playoffs on goaldifference. Poor old Tony Twentybellies :D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!:lux: :lux: :lux:

[Heb 7:4]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FGhipZH7DII/Sf8I5DXxLuI/AAAAAAAACgM/TJ2mRIKHwtc/s200/caravan.jpg

[Psychokiller]

Hahahaha serves you right Ten Bellies you filthy old paedononce :lux:

[seagull08]

Hahahaha serves you right Ten Bellies you filthy old paedononce :lux:
Won't be seeing Bellies on here for a good while now

[Tony12Bellies]

Won't be seeing Bellies on here for a good while now

Cough cough :hi:

[PeterH]

Hi Bellies.

[Tony12Bellies]

Further on from last season when the not so mighty Gills managed to get relegated on the last day on goal difference they have continued that fine form by getting beat today and missing out on the playoffs on goaldifference. Poor old Tony Twentybellies :D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!:lux: :lux: :lux:

Still 12 bellies and the Gills are still Mighty. No disgrace today and the 3-1 scoreline flattered the champions.

:clown:

[Ridcully]

Cough cough :hi:

:D :hi:

[Tony12Bellies]

Hi Bellies.

Hi Peter

[Tony12Bellies]

:D :hi:

If there is anything good to come out of today it's that I had a wager on Forest winning 3-0 :p

[PeterH]

If there is anything good to come out of today it's that I had a wager on Forest winning 3-0 :p

Seriously?

[Tony12Bellies]

Seriously?

Hell yeah! I think I've only bet on PalARSE twice this season and both have romped home. Pays for the beers and pies

[PeterH]

How much did you win?

[Tony12Bellies]

£200

20-1

[PeterH]

Nice. Put it towards a new awning for the caravan.

Or a two year season ticket for the 3rd Division.

[Tony12Bellies]

Nice. Put it towards a new awning for the caravan.

Or a two year season ticket for the 3rd Division.

No, I'm going to put it all on PalARSE getting relegated next season. Easy money :clown:

[Gooders]

Won't be much of a price.

[PeterH]

No, I'm going to put it all on PalARSE getting relegated next season. Easy money :clown:

How is it easy money. If you had put it on Palace getting relegated from the Championship or old 2nd Division on each of the 28/29 seasons we have been there you would have lost 200 X 28 = 5,600 notes by now.

That's the trick Tony. It wasn't particularly pleasant losing at your ground all those years ago. However, we all knew you were just holidaying it in our division. We are permanent members. :p

[Tony12Bellies]

How is it easy money. If you had put it on Palace getting relegated from the Championship or old 2nd Division on each of the 28/29 seasons we have been there you would have lost 200 X 28 = 5,600 notes by now.

That's the trick Tony. It wasn't particularly pleasant losing at your ground all those years ago. However, we all knew you were just holidaying it in our division. We are permanent members. :p

You make it sound like you've coasted through the Championship with ease but that's not the case is it Peter :p

It's a tough league and in my opinion will be even tougher next season and it's time your luck run out

[Tony12Bellies]

Won't be much of a price.

Very true...do you support PalARSE?!? :clown:

[PeterH]

You make it sound like you've coasted through the Championship with ease but that's not the case is it Peter :p

It's a tough league and in my opinion will be even tougher next season and it's time your luck run out

Put the 200 quid on it then.

Fact is we stayed up and you didn't go up. :p

[Duffle Coat]

Welcome to my signature you Old Git!

EDIT: PalARSE have put a 500 character limit on the signature so you'll have to be an honoury member of the closet Gills fan club ;)
It is indeed interesting to be on your sig TTB. How is it with the Gills ? I haven't seen sight nor sign of you or your team for nigh on a few years. I heard Matty Lawrence was with you, listening to an NPower podcast. However, he never mentioned your team. I am just wondering are you lot still functioning ? I come in peace by the way TTB. You are an old soldier supporting the Gills. It must be a labour of love. Anyway, nothing but good wishes as long as you don't meet us anytime soon.

[Tony12Bellies]

It is indeed interesting to be on your sig TTB. How is it with the Gills ? I haven't seen sight nor sign of you or your team for nigh on a few years. I heard Matty Lawrence was with you, listening to an NPower podcast. However, he never mentioned your team. I am just wondering are you lot still functioning ? I come in peace by the way TTB. You are an old soldier supporting the Gills. It must be a labour of love. Anyway, nothing but good wishes as long as you don't meet us anytime soon.

Duffle Coat my secret Gills supporting friend, long time no speaky.

Matt Lawrence has been superb even if he did make a blunder for the first goal today, he sends his best wishes. If we can keep Cody MacDonald for next season and a few of the others that are out of contract then I predict promotion and for us and relegation for PalARSE which means 2012/13 season we shall meet again.

Let's hope you either update your ground or move elsewhere by then as them darn steel posts get right in my way.

[Tony12Bellies]

Put the 200 quid on it then.

Fact is we stayed up and you didn't go up. :p

10 out of 10 for the observation police :lux:

[Diehard]

Gillingham - what a dump .....and now Tonbridge are arguably Kents premier team .....

[Tony12Bellies]

Gillingham - what a dump .....and now Tonbridge are arguably Kents premier team .....

Another candidate for my signature? You know you love the MIGHTY GILLS :p

[Duffle Coat]

TTB, indeed long time. Celery Stick, where is he ? Football being what it is, you never know. However, we will be in the PL in two years time and Gillingham, well.... I don't know. Anyway, Tony, you are a fair away fan and anyone who thinks otherwise doesn't know your history. Look, I think you need some joy in your life, come over to Palace. You know it makes sense. :)

[Tony12Bellies]

TTB, indeed long time. Celery Stick, where is he ? Football being what it is, you never know. However, we will be in the PL in two years time and Gillingham, well.... I don't know. Anyway, Tony, you are a fair away fan and anyone who thinks otherwise doesn't know your history. Look, I think you need some joy in your life, come over to Palace. You know it makes sense. :)

Maybe Celery stick is in a drunken slum somwhere drowning his sorrows after another pointless season?

Thanks for the invite to the darkside too Duffle, that's very kind of you. However if you just raise your bifocals a slight touch and read my signature once more it will read.....Gillingham 'til I die.

p.s. Do you seriously think Premier League in 2 years? I reckon you would need to change every single player to get promotion which I can't see happening. Just my opinion of course.

[Aaroncpfc]

If there is anything good to come out of today it's that I had a wager on Forest winning 3-0 :p

The most humiliating thing about that post is that you'd wank yourself to death over the thought of playing Forest. Let alone losing to them by three goals.

I'd cry if I was worse than Brighton.

[Tony12Bellies]

The most humiliating thing about that post is that you'd wank yourself to death over the thought of playing Forest. Let alone losing to them by three goals.

I'd cry if I was worse than Brighton.

Brighton will still sting your sorry arse's next season...in more ways than one! :hi:

[Maiden Eagle]

Brighton will still sting your sorry arse's next season...in more ways than one! :hi:

Maybe, but why don't you just accept that you are shite and apart from 4 seasons in the C'Ship in the early 00's, have always been shite
Looking forward to seeing you get hammered at your new fairly near rivals, Crawley Town, next season !

[Zohar Returns]

I used to train at Gillingham all those years ago. Have they still got that indoor bit that is a poor mans version of Goals?

[Jim Cannon]

How is it easy money. If you had put it on Palace getting relegated from the Championship or old 2nd Division on each of the 28/29 seasons we have been there you would have lost 200 X 28 = 5,600 notes by now.

We've now been in the top 2 divisions for 34 years my friend

[Tony12Bellies]

Maybe, but why don't you just accept that you are shite and apart from 4 seasons in the C'Ship in the early 00's, have always been shite
Looking forward to seeing you get hammered at your new fairly near rivals, Crawley Town, next season !

Would the seasons you mention be the one's that you only beat us only once? Oh yeah, I remember. :p

[Tony12Bellies]

I used to train at Gillingham all those years ago. Have they still got that indoor bit that is a poor mans version of Goals?

Asks the PalARSE supporter who have arguably the worst ground in all the leagues. Feck me evem Brighton have a better ground than you now!

[biggus mickus]

Good morning Tony.

[Maiden Eagle]

Asks the PalARSE supporter who have arguably the worst ground in all the leagues. Feck me evem Brighton have a better ground than you now!

Again, maybe but with a capacity of 26500 - Whats the capacity of Pikeyfield ?
8/9000 (?) and you never fill that.
And BTW, being pedantic, we beat you twice during the only glory days, your Club have ever had.

[New LP]

Asks the PalARSE supporter who have arguably the worst ground in all the leagues. Feck me evem Brighton have a better ground than you now!

Have you been to your ground?

[Tony12Bellies]

Good morning Tony.

Good morning to you BigASS, hope you're well in sunny Spain :p

[Godstone Eagle]

Feck me evem Brighton have a better ground than you now!

Err Brighton have got a better ground than most clubs now you :clown:

Enjoy Crawley Town next season :hi:

[Tony12Bellies]

Have you been to your ground?

Boxing Day in 2000 was pretty special :lux:

[Tony12Bellies]

Err Brighton have got a better ground than most clubs now you :clown:

Enjoy Crawley Town next season :hi:

Really!?!

I've worked on it and it's nice new shiny stadium but doesn't make it better. I can think of numerous grounds in the Championship where I'd say the ground is better and PalARSE isn't one of them! :clown: :clown:

[Ridcully]

Boxing Day in 2000 was pretty special :lux:
:sob: Don't remind me, was never a penalty...

[Tony12Bellies]

Again, maybe but with a capacity of 26500 - Whats the capacity of Pikeyfield ?
8/9000 (?) and you never fill that.
And BTW, being pedantic, we beat you twice during the only glory days, your Club have ever had.

Oh dear is that the best you can do?

My ass is bigger than yours, does it make it better?......yeah probably :D

[Tony12Bellies]

:sob: Don't remind me, was never a penalty...

Stone wall ;)

[biggus mickus]

Good morning to you BigASS, hope you're well in sunny Spain :p


Always well.
Is the roof ok on your caravan?

[Maiden Eagle]

Stone wall ;)

And what about the penalty you got at Selhurst in 2004 - Hudson was sent off - And you missed it, but the ref felt sorry for you pikeys and ordered a retake - And you missed it again ! And then you lost to 10 men.
What a muppet side you were that day.
Enjoy League Two next season and enjoy your trip to a new ground - The Broadfield Stadium at Crawley - Much nicer than Pikeyfiled :)

[Jay_eagle]

Oh dear is that the best you can do?

My ass is bigger than yours, does it make it better?......yeah probably :D

enjoy league 2, I would love Cody McDonald to go back to Norwich and not sign for you. I could see the conference for the gills very soon.

[CP Satellite]

Never mind Girlingham.

At least you've still got Matty Lawrence.

[AmericanEAGLE.]

Never mind Girlingham.

At least you've still got Matty Lawrence.

Ohh what a world class player he is:p

[beef]

i don't even know what league gillingham are in, are they out of the football league yet?

[Tony12Bellies]

Always well.
Is the roof ok on your caravan?

No need to worry about the roof now as I have a deluxe version. It cost thousands but I kept betting on PalARSE losing and subsequently I'm now minted!

:p

[Tony12Bellies]

i don't even know what league gillingham are in, are they out of the football league yet?

Stop pretending beef and come out the closet just like lots on here have finally done. Good lad :lux:

[Tony12Bellies]

Never mind Girlingham.

At least you've still got Matty Lawrence.

Cody should get POTY but Matty would be a close second.

[Ninjas Headband]

i don't even know what league gillingham are in, are they out of the football league yet?

Not long now. They'll be playing against Tonbridge Angels in the Blue Square South in a couple of seasons. :p

[AmericanEAGLE.]

32 places below us in the league ladder:hi: Congrats on another successful season:lux:

[Tony12Bellies]

32 places below us in the league ladder:hi: Congrats on another successful season:lux:

With a name like that should you not be watching Boston Red Sox or something? :clown:

[PeterH]

We've now been in the top 2 divisions for 34 years my friend

Yep, but 28/29 in the second tier. He would have won money on us getting relegated from the Premier.

[CP Satellite]

Cody should get POTY but Matty would be a close second.

Enough said. Girlingham really must be shit!:p :D :hi:

[AmericanEAGLE.]

With a name like that should you not be watching Boston Red Sox or something? :clown:

Yeah you're right, us Americans don't watch football:eek: .

"Between 2000 and 2005, Gillingham were in the second tier of the English football league system for the only time in their history, achieving a club record highest league finish of eleventh place in 2002–03."

Oh what a club:lux: :lux:

[seagull08]

To be fair, eighth place in the fourth division is a bloody good result for a team like Gillingham.

[Tony12Bellies]

To be fair, eighth place in the fourth division is a bloody good result for a team like Gillingham.

Be careful what you say as I've been working on your new stadium and I might just put PalARSE shirt under your seat!

[Tony12Bellies]

Enough said. Girlingham really must be shit!:p :D :hi:

We've managed to develop his skills and optimise his ability. Something he couldn't quite manage whilst at PalARSE due to the erratic cr@p he was playing with. :hi:

[seagull08]

Be careful what you say as I've been working on your new stadium and I might just put PalARSE shirt under your seat!
I thought I was being nice!

[Tony12Bellies]

I thought I was being nice!

LOL, that did actuallly make me chuckle :D

[seagull08]

Tony, serious question, who do the Gills consider their biggest rivals? Swindon? Palace? Fulham? Charlton?

[Tony12Bellies]

Tony, serious question, who do the Gills consider their biggest rivals? Swindon? Palace? Fulham? Charlton?

Swindon & Scumwall

[Jay_eagle]

Swindon & Scumwall

I would have said that fat tosser paul scally, he needs to get out of football fast!

[Zohar Returns]

Asks the PalARSE supporter who have arguably the worst ground in all the leagues. Feck me evem Brighton have a better ground than you now!

Well I used to play for Maidstone Utd who were at that time in the GM Vauxhall Conference and we used your ground for training because it was shittier that ours and we did'nt want to churn up the pitch for match days so churned yours up instead so I would'nt start spouting on about poor grounds if I were you!

By the way, why do you insist on calling us Palarse? Its all very Juvenile and frankly embarrassing on your part!

[monkey]

Swindon & Scumwall

not Dover Athletic then? :D

[Edenbridge Eagle In Exile]

Further on from last season when the not so mighty Gills managed to get relegated on the last day on goal difference they have continued that fine form by getting beat today and missing out on the playoffs on goaldifference. Poor old Tony Twentybellies :D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!:lux: :lux: :lux:

As a member of the Closet Gills Fan club all I can say is :(

[Edenbridge Eagle In Exile]

Swindon & Scumwall

:clown: Town still don't have a rival!!!!! :D :moo: HAHAHA!

[Tony12Bellies]

Well I used to play for Maidstone Utd who were at that time in the GM Vauxhall Conference and we used your ground for training because it was shittier that ours and we did'nt want to churn up the pitch for match days so churned yours up instead so I would'nt start spouting on about poor grounds if I were you!

By the way, why do you insist on calling us Palarse? Its all very Juvenile and frankly embarrassing on your part!

Errr, Maidstone have never played at our new stadium so you are talking about an old building with a sh1tty pitch, well done you :p

As for the 2nd part of your ridiculous post. Why do PalARSE fans call Charlton fans clowns? Why do PalARSE fans call Brighton fans seaweed? Why do Man U fans call Liverpool fans bindippers? Do I need to go own or are we all embarassing ourselves? :clown: :clown: :clown:

[Tony12Bellies]

not Dover Athletic then? :D

They're just dreamers :D

[Tony12Bellies]

As a member of the Closet Gills Fan club all I can say is :(

Top man! There should be more like you :p

[Simster]

Has your tin-pot club found a rival yet Tony?

[Tony12Bellies]

Has your tin-pot club found a rival yet Tony?

No not yet.

Have you found your penis yet? No didn't think so :hi:

[seagull08]

Has your tin-pot club found a rival yet Tony?

Tonbridge Angels are coming to get them.

[monkey]

No not yet.



got to be dover hasn't it? after they pinched your gaffer(twice) and outclassed...sorry I mean humbled you in the FA Cup?:lux:

[CPFC BORN &BRED]

No not yet.

Have you found your penis yet? No didn't think so :hi:
its probably up his mates arse

[seagull08]

got to be dover hasn't it? after they pinched your gaffer(twice) and outclassed...sorry I mean humbled you in the FA Cup?

:D :D :D

[Tony12Bellies]

got to be dover hasn't it? after they pinched your gaffer(twice) and outclassed...sorry I mean humbled you in the FA Cup?

Please enlighten me why you think Dover pinched our gaffer twice? :clown:

[Tony12Bellies]

its probably up his mates arse

:p :love:

[seagull08]

League 2 looks like it could be tougher next season with Swindon, Plymouth, Bristol Rovers and Crawley joining. Can see the Gills struggling again.

[monkey]

Please enlighten me why you think Dover pinched our gaffer twice? :clown:

whoops,you pinched their gaffers I meant:clown: :D they certainly hate you.......and after the fa cup...........you must have a slight dislike of them surely?

[Tony12Bellies]

League 2 looks like it could be tougher next season with Swindon, Plymouth, Bristol Rovers and Crawley joining. Can see the Gills struggling again.

Struggling again? Think before you type. :moo:

I would hardly call missing the play-offs on goal difference a struggle? Lunchtime is over anyway, you should be back at school ;)

[Edenbridge Eagle In Exile]

Top man! There should be more like you :p

:p

[Tony12Bellies]

whoops,you pinched their gaffers I meant:clown: :D they certainly hate you.......and after the fa cup...........you must have a slight dislike of them surely?

Couldn't give a sh1te about Dover to be honest. Burscough beat us in the cup a few seasons back, doesn't mean I hate them. I'm sure PalARSE have some history losing cup matches to sides lower than them too :p

[monkey]

Couldn't give a sh1te about Dover to be honest. Burscough beat us in the cup a few seasons back, doesn't mean I hate them. I'm sure PalARSE have some history losing cup matches to sides lower than them too :p

fair enough.........but dover must've hurt more surely,being a kent team and all that!!

we've had our moments,but none as embaressing as burscough and dover.............yet!!:D

[Tony12Bellies]

fair enough.........but dover must've hurt more surely,being a kent team and all that!!

we've had our moments,but none as embaressing as burscough and dover.............yet!!:D

Nope sorry it didn't hurt at all.

Didn't PalARSE lose to Cambridge in the FA Cup not so long ago? :lux:

[CP Satellite]

Nope sorry it didn't hurt at all.

Didn't PalARSE lose to Cambridge in the FA Cup not so long ago? :lux:
Cambridge were still in the League then - and a lot higher up than Girlingham are now.

Palace have NOT been knocked out of the FA Cup by a non-League side since December 1963 (lost 1-3 away to Yeovil, 2nd Round - after thrashing Harwich & Parkeston 8-2 in the 1st Round). But that season, we got promoted to the Second Division - a feat which took Girlingham over a 100 years to achieve - light years behind Palace as per usual.

So - Palace have had 48 years NOT getting knocked out by non- leaguers and counting - eat shit (again) Girlingham!

[Tony12Bellies]

Who gives a sh1t if they were in the league still then? You got beat by a team many places beneath you in the league.....just like most clubs do at some point.

Wooooo Hoooooo, PalARSE not been beaten by a non-league club for 48 years......MASSIVE congratulations! What a numpty!

[CP Satellite]

Who gives a sh1t if they were in the league still then? You got beat by a team many places beneath you in the league.....just like most clubs do at some point.



Wooooo Hoooooo, PalARSE not been beaten by a non-league club for 48 years......MASSIVE congratulations! What a numpty!

GOTCHYA!:p :lux: :lux: :lux:

[Tony12Bellies]

GOTCHYA!:p :lux: :lux: :lux:

Sadly not. Do your homework and count the places Cambridge were beneath you when they beat you and then start congratulating yourself :clown: :hi:

[CP Satellite]

Sadly not. Do your homework and count the places Cambridge were beneath you when they beat you and then start congratulating yourself :clown: :hi:


NO, you ******* count the places your miserable pile of shit football club are behind us - and then go **** yourself. :p :D :lux: :hi:

[Tony12Bellies]

NO, you ******* count the places your miserable pile of shit football club are behind us - and then go **** yourself. :p :D :lux: :hi:

GOTCHYA!! :clown: :love: :clown:

:lux:

[CP Satellite]

GOTCHYA!! :clown: :love: :clown:

:lux:

Bollocks! :bash:

[Zohar Returns]

Errr, Maidstone have never played at our new stadium so you are talking about an old building with a sh1tty pitch, well done you :p

As for the 2nd part of your ridiculous post. Why do PalARSE fans call Charlton fans clowns? Why do PalARSE fans call Brighton fans seaweed? Why do Man U fans call Liverpool fans bindippers? Do I need to go own or are we all embarassing ourselves? :clown: :clown: :clown:

Oh dear. You do not know your club very well! I am talking about the Priestfield Stadium and we did not play there as we had our own ground which unfortuntlety is a B&Q now. I am saying we trained there, as previously stated.

And I refer to Charlton as Charlton and Brighton as Brighton. Why? Because I am a grown man not a 5 year old kid! I could'nt give a toss about Man U or Liverpool.

[Tony12Bellies]

Oh dear. You do not know your club very well! I am talking about the Priestfield Stadium and we did not play there as we had our own ground which unfortuntlety is a B&Q now. I am saying we trained there, as previously stated.

And I refer to Charlton as Charlton and Brighton as Brighton. Why? Because I am a grown man not a 5 year old kid! I could'nt give a toss about Man U or Liverpool.

Maidstone don't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as The Mighty Gills so jog on.

Oh and you've just called most PalARSE supporters 5 year old kids. Well done Mr Popular :p

[seagull08]

I'm amazed that a thread about the lowly Gills has made it to 9 pages. Didn't think anyone would really be that interested in them.

All quite entertaining though.

[Simster]

Couldn't give a sh1te about Dover to be honest. Burscough beat us in the cup a few seasons back, doesn't mean I hate them. I'm sure PalARSE have some history losing cup matches to sides lower than them too :pNow you now the rest of us feel about your own tin pot outfit. I understand you Jills hate Millwall most of all. I'm not sure your average Millwall fan even knows where Gillingham is.

[Edenbridge Eagle In Exile]

Sadly not. Do your homework and count the places Cambridge were beneath you when they beat you and then start congratulating yourself :clown: :hi:

Genuine question (I know Palace have lost to lower league teams in the past) but when did we lose to Cambridge in the cup? The only time I can remember playing them was in the Qtr finals in 1990 and we beat them 1-0 :)

[Edenbridge Eagle In Exile]

If we have lost to them since I must be blanking it from my memory :moo:

[old git]

I quite like Gillingham:eek: My first away game and we lost 3-1.

[seagull08]

Now you now the rest of us feel about your own tin pot outfit. I understand you Jills hate Millwall most of all. I'm not sure your average Millwall fan even knows where Gillingham is.

They have the chance to rekindle their 'rivalry' with Swindon next season now. And hopefully the The Gills will be a provider of six points for Crawley too.

[Simster]

I quite like Gillingham:eek: My first away game and we lost 3-1.If Kent is the garden of England, then Gillingham is the compost heap at the bottom of it. It's an absolute shìthole.

[Simster]

They have the chance to rekindle their 'rivalry' with Swindon next season now. And hopefully the The Gills will be a provider of six points for Crawley too.Indeed. It will come as no surprise to anyone that this is yet another fairly one-sided "rivalry" involving the Jills, stemming from a play-off match (held at Selhurst funnily enough) which Swindon won.

When Swindon got relegated they were licking their lips at their matches against Oxford. I'm fairly sure our six fingered chums barely gave the Jills a second thought. Just like everyone else.

[seagull08]

Indeed. It will come as no surprise to anyone that this is yet another fairly one-sided "rivalry" involving the Jills, stemming from a play-off match (held at Selhurst funnily enough) which Swindon won.

When Swindon got relegated they were licking their lips at their matches against Oxford. I'm fairly sure our six fingered chums barely gave the Jills a second thought. Just like everyone else.
To be fair, Gillingham is a place best forgotten. Not too dissimilar from Croydon then.

[Zohar Returns]

Maidstone don't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as The Mighty Gills so jog on.

Oh and you've just called most PalARSE supporters 5 year old kids. Well done Mr Popular :p

Been exposed as someone who knows nothing about his own club so the best you can do is tell me to "jog on"! :rolleyes:

And as I, and my fellow Palace fans support Crystal Palace and not "PalARSE" I do not believe I have offended anybody! :clown:

[seagull08]

I quite like Gillingham:eek: My first away game and we lost 3-1.
Bit like a home away from home for you I suppose.

[old git]

Bit like a home away from home for you I suppose.
Yep, Purley and gillingham very similar.Just like your home in moulsecombe and the tattier parts of Beirut.

[TWOSEAT EAGLE]

Cant beleive someone has the front to come on here taking the p*ss about Palace....when his own team were humiliated 7-4 by little Accrington Stanley this season!

[seagull08]

Cant beleive someone has the front to come on here taking the p*ss about Palace....when his own team were humiliated 7-4 by little Accrington Stanley this season!
What is his obsession with you lot anyway? Seems a little peculiar.

[Tony12Bellies]

Now you now the rest of us feel about your own tin pot outfit. I understand you Jills hate Millwall most of all. I'm not sure your average Millwall fan even knows where Gillingham is.

Jog on then Simster, stop clogging the thread. Good lad :S:

[Tony12Bellies]

Genuine question (I know Palace have lost to lower league teams in the past) but when did we lose to Cambridge in the cup? The only time I can remember playing them was in the Qtr finals in 1990 and we beat them 1-0 :)

This is purely from memory Edenbridge but possibly late 1990's? 1998 perhaps?

I'm sure a website somewhere out there has all the details to check.

[Tony12Bellies]

I quite like Gillingham:eek: My first away game and we lost 3-1.

Old git, I must somehow get you into my signature. Top man :p

[Tony12Bellies]

If Kent is the garden of England, then Gillingham is the compost heap at the bottom of it. It's an absolute shìthole.

I must admit Gillingham the place is a complete dump apart from the glorious Stad de la Priestfield of course. Fortunatly I live many many miles from the sunny Medway Towns.

[Tony12Bellies]

Cant beleive someone has the front to come on here taking the p*ss about Palace....when his own team were humiliated 7-4 by little Accrington Stanley this season!

Who are they?

[Tony12Bellies]

Been exposed as someone who knows nothing about his own club so the best you can do is tell me to "jog on"! :rolleyes:

And as I, and my fellow Palace fans support Crystal Palace and not "PalARSE" I do not believe I have offended anybody! :clown:

Oh dear, clutching at straws there Zohar? I think you best read the quoted posts again just so you understand.

For the record I said PalARSE have one of the worst grounds in the league and your response was to do with Maidstone previously using ours for training! What's that got to do with the ground we have now?

That's a bit like me saying Brighton's ground is crap referring to the Withdean but knowing that they have a shiny new ground for next season. Not really clever is it.

You deserve 5 clowns for that

:clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown:

[seagull08]

Who are they?
You might not have to worry. They're in the play offs.

[Tony12Bellies]

You might not have to worry. They're in the play offs.

Shrewsbury v Stevenage will be the final. And Shrewsbury will make amends for Simeon Jacksons last minute winner a couple of seasons ago.

:cool:

[TWOSEAT EAGLE]

Who are they?

Cant you read....theyre the team with the smallest squad, smallest ground, smallest crowds and smallest playing budget in all four divisions (and most of the Conference) who STILL managed to beat your lot 7-4 AND qualify for the play offs :clown:

[Tony12Bellies]

Cant you read....theyre the team with the smallest squad, smallest ground, smallest crowds and smallest playing budget in all four divisions (and most of the Conference) who STILL managed to beat your lot 7-4 AND qualify for the play offs :clown:

Wrong answer, you clearly didn't get the intended pun. Muppet :moo:

[seagull08]

Shrewsbury v Stevenage will be the final. And Shrewsbury will make amends for Simeon Jacksons last minute winner a couple of seasons ago.

:cool:
I remember it well. I was there with my Gills supporting mate.

[Tony12Bellies]

I remember it well. I was there with my Gills supporting mate.

It was a good day for sure. Pity we couldn't kip the Canadian Dynamo.

By the way, I've only just noticed this rating individual posts malarky. Thanks for all the comments ladies, gents and Zohan the superior intellectual God.

:p

[TWOSEAT EAGLE]

Wrong answer, you clearly didn't get the intended pun. Muppet :moo:

Oh I got the pun ok.....but fans all over the world will know who Accrington Stanley are thanks to the advert youre referring too as well as their iconic name and interesting history, unlike Gillingham FC.

[Tony12Bellies]

Oh I got the pun ok.....but fans all over the world will know who Accrington Stanley are thanks to the advert youre referring too as well as their iconic name and interesting history, unlike Gillingham FC.

Sorry you feel that way TWOSEAT (great name by the way :S: ), I take it you have a lardy ass!?!

As you don't seem to care much for The Mighty Gills I do have a suggestion for you...P1ss off from the thread that has the Gillingham in the title! :hi:

[seagull08]

Oh I got the pun ok.....but fans all over the world will know who Accrington Stanley are thanks to the advert youre referring too as well as their iconic name and interesting history, unlike Gillingham FC.
He makes a very good point

[monkey]

Genuine question (I know Palace have lost to lower league teams in the past) but when did we lose to Cambridge in the cup? The only time I can remember playing them was in the Qtr finals in 1990 and we beat them 1-0 :)

I'm afraid 12bellies is correct,cambridge turned us over 2-0 in the 3rd round on a friday night about 10 years ago........they were only in the division below us then though......no where near as shameful as losing to dover.:p

[TWOSEAT EAGLE]

[QUOTE=Tony12Bellies]Sorry you feel that way TWOSEAT (great name by the way :S: ), I take it you have a lardy ass!?!QUOTE]

No, I dont have a lardy ass, in fact Ive never owned anything resembling a donkey (although I did once have a book with Tony Adams on the front)....however, I do have a lardy ARSE, the result of eating a pie every time my current local side Stanley pissed all over Gillingham :p and for what its worth my name is actually TONY :hi:

[ChristalPalace]

He makes a very good point

Yup, Accy Stanley, world famous for milk. Gillingham, famous across the south for being the home of pikeys (alongside Charlton)

[beef]

I do miss the mighty Gills, always had a way of beating us...

[seagull08]

I do miss the mighty Gills, always had a way of beating us...
They're just a stepping stone to Sunderland.....