View Full Version : An irritating (or enjoyable) game?
Ian Hart
16-09-2002, 01:59 AM
This may work. Or it may die like a damp squid.
I'll set an X or Y question. First person to give their preference then sets their own X or Y question.
So, here goes.
Fawlty Towers or Black Adder?
Palace
16-09-2002, 02:04 AM
Blackadder
Lager or Bitter?
heinz 57
16-09-2002, 02:30 AM
Lager
Curry or Chinese?
daz_eagle
16-09-2002, 02:32 AM
Curry!
Elvis or The Beatles?....
hairy beasts
16-09-2002, 02:35 AM
Elvis
Darts or Pool?
Benzhiyi
16-09-2002, 02:36 AM
Pool!
Simpsons or Futurama?
Ian Hart
16-09-2002, 03:48 AM
Simpsons. (Mainly because I've never heard of Futurama!)
Godfather part one, or Godfather part two?
Skin Up
16-09-2002, 03:55 AM
Godfather part one
Spain or Greece?
Pat of the Palace
16-09-2002, 04:02 AM
Spain of course!
Mac's or Burger king?
Twyford Bee
16-09-2002, 04:05 AM
Burger King
Close this thread or leave it open?
ozzieEagle
16-09-2002, 04:29 AM
leave it open
cavalier or roundhead ?
jlmatthews
16-09-2002, 04:40 AM
Roundhead
Skull or Brain?
Stavros 69
16-09-2002, 04:45 AM
Skull
Pink or Brown
jlmatthews
16-09-2002, 05:01 AM
:D Pink
peperoni or mushroom?
Two-Tone
16-09-2002, 05:56 AM
Peperonni
saints or sinners?
jlmatthews
16-09-2002, 06:23 AM
sinners.
Marlboro or Camel?
Boris the charltonhater
16-09-2002, 06:23 AM
Camel
Bacon or egg?
jlmatthews
16-09-2002, 06:27 AM
egg
Cell phone or mobile phone?
Boris the charltonhater
16-09-2002, 06:28 AM
mobile phone.
pinky or perky?
jlmatthews
16-09-2002, 08:32 AM
Pinky
Chicken or fish?
Polish Prancer
16-09-2002, 10:08 AM
chicken
front bottom or bottom
selhurst
16-09-2002, 10:56 AM
Bottom
SKY Sports or BBC Sport?
BBC Sport.
Jazz mags or jazz music?
Ian Hart
16-09-2002, 03:19 PM
Jazz Mags. (At least I wouldn't have to listen!)
If the next Palace Manager had to be Alan Smith or Alan Mullery, who would you pick?
Boris the charltonhater
16-09-2002, 03:29 PM
Alan Mullery
Bristol City or Bristol Rovers?
David Murray
16-09-2002, 03:44 PM
Bristol City
Bush or Blair
Two-Tone
16-09-2002, 03:51 PM
Blair
Ren or Stimpy?
Psychokiller
16-09-2002, 03:52 PM
Ren
Poo poo or wee wee?
wee wee
Psychchokiller or Barrymore
Psychokiller
16-09-2002, 03:56 PM
****
LOL That wasn't an option, I think you've just lost ;)
Psychokiller
16-09-2002, 04:06 PM
Barrymore is a ****, and you're a **** for comparing me to him, therefore **** is an option! :D
David Murray
16-09-2002, 04:11 PM
LOL :) - I think he has got you psycho :cool:
Ralph
16-09-2002, 04:18 PM
Anal or Oral
humpo
16-09-2002, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by Ralph
Anal or Oral
oral
ps2 or x box
Flappy Chicken
16-09-2002, 04:34 PM
PS2
Richard or Judy
humpo
16-09-2002, 04:38 PM
judy
sex or masturbation
Georgie Boy
16-09-2002, 04:40 PM
sex
pink or brown
Thin on Top
16-09-2002, 04:40 PM
Fawlty Towers.
Flappy Chicken
16-09-2002, 04:42 PM
Was the last post:
Wrong or Right
Elephant with mouse gyp
16-09-2002, 04:50 PM
Faulty
Seinfeld or Frazier
gingerob
16-09-2002, 04:51 PM
Seinfeld
butter of marge???
Smurph
16-09-2002, 04:52 PM
Butter
Arthur or Martha?
Psychokiller
16-09-2002, 04:53 PM
Martha
TAK or Abu Nidal?
Flappy Chicken
16-09-2002, 04:56 PM
Abu Nidal
Fart or Sh*t
Fart
Sore loser or racist?
Psychokiller
16-09-2002, 05:02 PM
Sore loser
BBS answer to Keith Vaz or someone just on the wind up?
Ralph
16-09-2002, 05:24 PM
someone just on the wind up
bacon or sausages?
Swerve
16-09-2002, 05:33 PM
sausages
Cannon or Ball?
humpo
16-09-2002, 05:34 PM
cannon
snow or sunshine
The Omen
16-09-2002, 05:35 PM
Sunshine
Millwall or Brighton?
Elephant with mouse gyp
16-09-2002, 05:35 PM
Brighton
Six sixes for Sobers or the six-wheeled Tyrell-Elf?
Millwall
The Floral Dance or The Birdy Song?
Psychokiller
16-09-2002, 05:38 PM
Floral Dance
Real Ale or Lager
Elephant with mouse gyp
16-09-2002, 05:44 PM
Lager
Three foot high and rising or six foot under?
Psychokiller
16-09-2002, 05:48 PM
Three feet high and rising
shoes or trainers
Stavros 69
16-09-2002, 05:52 PM
shoes
hard or soft ?
Psychokiller
16-09-2002, 05:53 PM
Hard
rough or smooth?
Stavros 69
16-09-2002, 05:58 PM
Smooth
Red or blue (it's a good one, and Psychokiller why do u never do any work ?? :moo: )
Psychokiller
16-09-2002, 06:00 PM
Red
Eagles or Glaziers
(Stavros - because I can get away with it ;))
E.X Moontoad
16-09-2002, 06:04 PM
Eagles
Laurel or Hardy?
David Murray
16-09-2002, 06:06 PM
Laurel
The Queen or the Queen Mother :rolleyes:
Psychokiller
16-09-2002, 06:06 PM
Queen Mother (cos she's DEAD!)
Sheep or cattle?
Stavros 69
16-09-2002, 06:07 PM
sheep
mint or gum ( i would fire your ass)
Psychokiller
16-09-2002, 06:11 PM
Gum
Tesco or Sainsbury (Damn cheek - at least I do SOME work you student filth!) ;)
David Murray
16-09-2002, 06:15 PM
Sainsbury
Student or filth
Elephant with mouse gyp
16-09-2002, 06:20 PM
Student
Nine Below Zero or 10 CC?
David Murray
16-09-2002, 06:22 PM
10 CC
100 % or 19%
mitcham eagle
16-09-2002, 06:25 PM
19%
Cheese and onion or salt & vinegar
Prices
16-09-2002, 06:26 PM
salt & vinegar
spit or swallow
humpo
16-09-2002, 06:39 PM
swallow
razzle or escort
Stavros 69
16-09-2002, 06:46 PM
escort
car or train ( i do work you lazy bar steward, ur always on here. Who do u work for /??? )
Psychokiller
16-09-2002, 06:48 PM
Train
City or country (You're a hard done by scrounging student. Never you mind who I work for! ;))
Elephant with mouse gyp
16-09-2002, 06:49 PM
Trains
Planes or automobiles
Stavros 69
16-09-2002, 06:54 PM
Auto's
walk or run ( no come on and tell me, i want a direct line to ur boss so i can tell him what ur split personality is like and what u get up to during the working day )
Ralph
16-09-2002, 06:56 PM
walk
salad cream or mayonaise?
jempie
16-09-2002, 07:02 PM
mayo
rock or roll
Psychokiller
16-09-2002, 07:03 PM
rock
curry or chinese (TAK please don't accuse me of being racist for this)
Stavros 69
16-09-2002, 07:05 PM
Ruby
type or talk ( DO SOME WORK !!)
Georgie Boy
16-09-2002, 07:09 PM
type
tea or coffee
Bartman
16-09-2002, 07:11 PM
tea
blonde or brunette
Sluggo
16-09-2002, 07:25 PM
Blonde
Sitting Room or Lounge
Stavros 69
16-09-2002, 07:28 PM
lounge
front or back door :o
jlmatthews
16-09-2002, 07:53 PM
Front!
Cherry or berry?
Psychokiller
16-09-2002, 08:01 PM
Cherry
cigarettes or alcohol?
E.X Moontoad
16-09-2002, 08:05 PM
alcohol
Beatles or Stones?
jlmatthews
16-09-2002, 08:25 PM
beatles
pool or wirlpool
pool
Stroke or heart attack?
Sunny Fan
16-09-2002, 08:34 PM
heart attack
damp blanket or fire extinguisher
Psychokiller
16-09-2002, 08:39 PM
Fire extinguisher
Measles or mumps?
Stavros 69
16-09-2002, 09:03 PM
Mumps
JLM (the Unit) or Jaffa (the fat man) :o
Psychokiller
16-09-2002, 09:04 PM
Jaffa
Hand job or phone wank?
Stavros 69
16-09-2002, 09:10 PM
Hand Job
:D or :afro:
stevechrisclark
16-09-2002, 09:12 PM
:afro:
fish tank or tank top
Stavros 69
16-09-2002, 09:14 PM
Fish tank
Mum or Dad
Gazza the Guru
16-09-2002, 09:14 PM
Dad
French or Saunders
Psychokiller
16-09-2002, 09:15 PM
Saunders
croissants or toast?
Gazza the Guru
16-09-2002, 09:17 PM
Toast (not that French muck)
Jam or Marmelade
stevechrisclark
16-09-2002, 09:17 PM
croissant
golden shower or brown shower
Aussie Fieldy
16-09-2002, 09:19 PM
blonde in the shower
Brighton or Milwall
Gazza the Guru
16-09-2002, 09:20 PM
Bugger, you beat me to it.
Golden Shower
Big jugs or little jugs
Swerve
16-09-2002, 09:20 PM
Definitely Brighton (still)
Aussies or Kiwis?
Psychokiller
16-09-2002, 09:24 PM
Aussies
Chips or French Fries?
Aussie Fieldy
16-09-2002, 09:27 PM
french fries
Rugby League or Union?
stevechrisclark
16-09-2002, 09:27 PM
kiwis
soapy titwank or lotion
The Omen
16-09-2002, 09:45 PM
Lotion
Alyssa Milano or Tyra Banks?
David Murray
16-09-2002, 11:04 PM
Alyssa Milano
Give or take :)
jlmatthews
16-09-2002, 11:11 PM
Give
hat or no hat?
Stavros 69
16-09-2002, 11:15 PM
no hat
light or dark
winston the dog
16-09-2002, 11:31 PM
dark
4-3 or 5-0
jlmatthews
16-09-2002, 11:43 PM
4-3
3-4-3 or 4-4-2?
winston the dog
16-09-2002, 11:52 PM
4-4-2
bruins or canadiens
Ian Hart
17-09-2002, 12:27 AM
canadiens.
Osama or Adolf?
winston the dog
17-09-2002, 12:29 AM
both (hung, drawn and quartered that is ;) )
hillaire or salako
as216
17-09-2002, 12:29 AM
Salako (too young for Vince)
OMP or PE?
;)
winston the dog
17-09-2002, 12:32 AM
omp
brighton down, or stay up
as216
17-09-2002, 12:41 AM
down, down, down
Rugby - union or league?
David Murray
17-09-2002, 12:44 AM
Union
Pregnant or PMT ?
gingerob
17-09-2002, 12:47 AM
league
night or day?
winston the dog
17-09-2002, 12:47 AM
pmt (i hope)
stripes or sash
David Murray
17-09-2002, 12:48 AM
Originally posted by winston the dog
pmt (i hope)
stripes or sash
Sash
Hand Grenade or Bomb !
David Murray
17-09-2002, 12:49 AM
Originally posted by gingerob
league
night or day?
day (more fishing and golf) :p
Swimming pool or sea
winston the dog
17-09-2002, 12:49 AM
hand grenade
m&m's nut or plain choc
winston the dog
17-09-2002, 12:50 AM
Originally posted by David Murray
day (more fishing and golf) :p
Swimming pool or sea
potential of two threads in one here, but fk it...
pool
yankees or red sox
David Murray
17-09-2002, 12:53 AM
M&M nuts - (bring it back to one)
Piles or corns
Fide et Fiducia
17-09-2002, 12:54 AM
Yankees
Emancipation or Liberation
winston the dog
17-09-2002, 12:56 AM
ill ignore the obvious man utd esque 'yankees' comment and bring it back to one as requested...
corns
don rogers, jim cannon
jlmatthews
17-09-2002, 01:10 AM
Liberation and JC
Spaceballs or Goonies?
winston the dog
17-09-2002, 01:14 AM
spaceballs
austin powers or james bond
austin powers
mini me or that little bloke from fantasy island
winston the dog
17-09-2002, 01:17 AM
mini me
mini eggs, or easter eggs
easter eggs
chocolate milkshake or strawberry milkshake?
winston the dog
17-09-2002, 01:27 AM
chocolate
alliance or cherry trees
Fide et Fiducia
17-09-2002, 01:28 AM
Cherry Tree
dalek or cybermen
Steve C
17-09-2002, 01:42 AM
Onion.
Fruit Salad or Black Jacks??
black jack
sherbet dib-dab or flying saucer
jlmatthews
17-09-2002, 02:02 AM
flying saucer
UFO or alien?
I.Flyer
17-09-2002, 02:12 AM
ufo
new man or macho man
Stavros 69
17-09-2002, 02:13 AM
macho man
Godfather 1 or 2
Originally posted by Ian Hart
Simpsons. (Mainly because I've never heard of Futurama!)
Godfather part one, or Godfather part two?
..already done
eastenders or coronation street?
Stavros 69
17-09-2002, 02:22 AM
Eastenders
Biggus or His Sis :D
very clever......Biggus.......
(He is bigger than me)
white bread or brown bread?
Ralph
17-09-2002, 02:36 AM
brown bread
Wright or Bright?
Originally posted by Ralph
brown bread
Wright or Bright?
wright, wright, wright
hoddle or waddle
CPFC_R_GREAT
17-09-2002, 02:42 AM
waddle!
cow or chicken?
chicken
boxers or y Fronts?:eek:
Ian Hart
17-09-2002, 04:00 AM
Boxers (Particularly Sonny Liston).
England winning World Cup or Palace winning promotion?
Oz_da_Eagle
17-09-2002, 04:05 AM
palace winning promotion (obviously)
morrison golden boot or bruce sacked?
Polish Prancer
17-09-2002, 12:37 PM
morrisson golden boot
dead or alive
Aussie Fieldy
17-09-2002, 12:46 PM
sash
Carlton or Collingwood?
Polish Prancer
17-09-2002, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by Aussie Fieldy
sash
Carlton or Collingwood?
you are a bit behind I think
Aussie Fieldy
17-09-2002, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by Polish Prancer
you are a bit behind I think
behind !!
polish girls or slovenian girls?
Georgie Boy
17-09-2002, 01:33 PM
Slovenian
Thong or nothing at all
David Murray
17-09-2002, 01:39 PM
Thong
Long hair or Short hair ?
Aussie Fieldy
17-09-2002, 01:46 PM
Long Hair.
Fully Shaved, or Cricket Pitch??
Benzhiyi
17-09-2002, 01:54 PM
Cricket pitch
Mork or Mindy? ;)
David Murray
17-09-2002, 01:56 PM
Mindy
Roast Lamb or Roast Pork
Boris the charltonhater
17-09-2002, 02:02 PM
Roast Pork
Jackie Chan or Jet Li?
Ralph
17-09-2002, 02:18 PM
Jet Li
4-4-2 or 5-3-2?
Benzhiyi
17-09-2002, 03:13 PM
5-3-2
MC Hammer or Vanilla Ice?
Originally posted by Benzhiyi
5-3-2
MC Hammer or Vanilla Ice?
Hammer
Stalin or Pol Pot?
Stavros 69
17-09-2002, 03:23 PM
Stalin
Fag or cigar
Ian Hart
17-09-2002, 04:30 PM
Fag.
Would you prefer to listen to:
Long Haired Lover from Liverpool or Deck of Cards
David Murray
17-09-2002, 04:32 PM
Long Haired lover from Liverpool
Donny Osmond or Marie Osmond
Parkice
17-09-2002, 04:37 PM
Donny
Bowl Cut or Undercut??
David Murray
17-09-2002, 04:44 PM
Undercut
BMW or Mercedes
Parkice
17-09-2002, 04:48 PM
Mercedes
Cut-away or button-down ??
Aussie Fieldy
17-09-2002, 04:49 PM
bottom down.
morrison or freedman?
:rolleyes:
Freedman
Mr Benn or King Rollo!!
humpo
17-09-2002, 05:03 PM
mr benn
millwall down or brighton down
orpingtoneagle
17-09-2002, 05:07 PM
both
kylie or Danni
humpo
17-09-2002, 05:09 PM
kylie
weed or hash
orpingtoneagle
17-09-2002, 05:10 PM
neither
Doggy or missionary
Stavros 69
17-09-2002, 05:10 PM
weed
England or UK ;)
humpo
17-09-2002, 05:11 PM
your not being very imaginative orpington
orpingtoneagle
17-09-2002, 05:13 PM
Ok Humpo..
Sm or Watersports (any better or were you implying a non-carnal subject)
Aussie Fieldy
17-09-2002, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by orpingtoneagle
neither
Doggy or missionary
doggy (always)
shearer or sherringham?
palace ray
17-09-2002, 05:19 PM
Sherringham.
The Flumps or Bag Puss
kestoneagle
17-09-2002, 05:24 PM
Bagpuss
Betty Rubble or Wilma Flintstone?
orpingtoneagle
17-09-2002, 05:27 PM
I'd shag em both
Brazilian wax or natural
David Murray
17-09-2002, 05:29 PM
Brazilian everytime ;)
Pound or Euro :angel:
Georgie Boy
17-09-2002, 05:29 PM
Originally posted by orpingtoneagle
I'd shag em both
Brazilian wax or natural
Brazilian
Head, shoulders knees or toes, knees or toes
Parkice
17-09-2002, 05:31 PM
Pound £££
Snort or Smoke ??
JimBob
17-09-2002, 05:31 PM
Head,shoulders,knees
Pacino or De Niro ?
Stavros 69
17-09-2002, 05:34 PM
As someone decided to skip mine :grrr:
De Niro
England or UK ??
Prices
17-09-2002, 05:35 PM
pacino
millwall or clownton
E.X Moontoad
17-09-2002, 05:58 PM
Clownton
Cliff or Elton?
Stavros 69
17-09-2002, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by Prices
pacino
millwall or clownton
Oi u fecker :grrr:
Psychokiller
17-09-2002, 06:00 PM
Elton (Cliff is a sanctimonious ****)
Thames or Carlton
winston the dog
17-09-2002, 06:01 PM
thames
luke or :vader:
AddiscombeEagle
17-09-2002, 06:10 PM
Luke
Rhubarb or Custard
winston the dog
17-09-2002, 06:11 PM
custard
grolsch or stella
AddiscombeEagle
17-09-2002, 06:13 PM
Stella(silly question)
Unlimited Stella or lottery win
Stavros 69
17-09-2002, 06:15 PM
i'd have to go for the win
Uk or England ( third time lucky)
winston the dog
17-09-2002, 06:16 PM
lottery win
pamela anderson or jenna jameson
(sorry stav, couldnt resist ;) )
england
kemit or miss piggy?
gingerob
17-09-2002, 06:36 PM
kermit
Timmy or Jimmy
as216
17-09-2002, 06:48 PM
Timmy!!
Freddy or Jason?
Parkice
17-09-2002, 07:07 PM
Freddy
Rocco or Ben Dover
aint got a clue
Francis in or Francis out?
jlmatthews
18-09-2002, 03:24 AM
OUT
Gin or tonic?
E.X Moontoad
18-09-2002, 03:27 AM
Tonic
Little House On The Prairie or The Waltons?
thats a very difficult one.........but its gotta be gin
The Sun or The Telegraph?
Gavin Axten
18-09-2002, 03:36 AM
Little house on the prarie/the sun.
Trumpton or Camberwick Green???
E.X Moontoad
18-09-2002, 03:41 AM
Camberwick Green
Swap Shop or Tiswas?
Saturday is TISWAS day
brown eyes or blue eyes?
Doctor?
18-09-2002, 04:50 AM
One of each.
Tom Baker or Jon Pertwee?
Gosling
18-09-2002, 05:06 AM
Tom Baker.
Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman or Doctor, Doctor...
Gavin Axten
18-09-2002, 05:08 AM
English.Irish ect....
Mary Mungo & Midge or Hectors House
What?
18-09-2002, 05:41 AM
Hectors House
Trolley Or James?
jlmatthews
18-09-2002, 06:40 AM
Trolley
a euphoria or Britney?
ozieaglesimon
18-09-2002, 11:44 AM
euphoria
bourbon or malt
Psychokiller
18-09-2002, 01:18 PM
bourbon
pizza or pasta?
ozieaglesimon
18-09-2002, 01:21 PM
pizza
coke or pepsi
David Murray
18-09-2002, 03:21 PM
Coke
Golf or Snooker
Psychokiller
18-09-2002, 03:25 PM
Snooker
The coil or the cap?
Mat ov CPFC
18-09-2002, 03:25 PM
Cap
Elk or Moose ?
David Murray
18-09-2002, 03:28 PM
Elk
With or with Mustard sauce
Benzhiyi
18-09-2002, 03:30 PM
With mustard
Fleedwood Mac or I'd rather jack?
(with thanks to the Reynolds Girls!) :angel:
Psychokiller
18-09-2002, 03:34 PM
Fleetwood Mac
Take the risk or turn the used condom inside out?
palace ray
18-09-2002, 07:07 PM
Take the risk
Acid house or Hardcore?
Psychokiller
18-09-2002, 07:22 PM
Acid house
Web porn or video porn?
Georgie Boy
18-09-2002, 07:46 PM
Video Porn
Magazine or imagination
Flappy Chicken
18-09-2002, 08:01 PM
Imagination
Chicken :p or Duck :veryangry
Psychokiller
18-09-2002, 08:04 PM
Duck :D
East or West?
ozeagle
18-09-2002, 08:25 PM
anal or vaginal ?
Flappy Chicken
18-09-2002, 08:37 PM
Vaginal
Chicken :p or Fish :grrr:
Psychokiller
18-09-2002, 08:38 PM
Fish:o
Tampons or Sanitary Towels?:clown:
Gosling
18-09-2002, 08:39 PM
Fish
Roast Chicken or fried Chicken?
:vader:
Flappy Chicken
18-09-2002, 08:43 PM
Tampons & Fried Chicken
Baby Chick or Baby your a Sexy Chick?
One game a season
18-09-2002, 08:51 PM
Baby your a Sexy Chick
Crabs or pubic lice?
ozeagle
18-09-2002, 08:53 PM
prawns or crayfish
Psychokiller
18-09-2002, 08:53 PM
Crabs
Herpes or the clap?
Stavros 69
18-09-2002, 09:35 PM
Clap
live or die
hellsbells
18-09-2002, 09:59 PM
sweet
coffee or tea?
Palace
18-09-2002, 10:14 PM
Tea.
Red or Blue?
elgin eagle
18-09-2002, 10:36 PM
Red
bomb Brighton or Charlton?
Fide et Fiducia
18-09-2002, 10:39 PM
Brighton (twice)
Strength or depth
rednbluevegas
19-09-2002, 12:51 AM
depth
Jordan or Noades
Jordan
Big Mac or Whopper?
hellsbells
19-09-2002, 12:55 AM
Big Mac
chocolate or crisps? (to help me decide what to have as a snack)
palacefan_72
19-09-2002, 01:03 AM
chocolate
coppel or malcolm allison?
David Murray
19-09-2002, 01:10 AM
Big Mal
Fedora or Top hat
Gosling
19-09-2002, 01:12 AM
Fedora
Wagon Wheel or Milky Way
milky way
gold or silver?
Louis
19-09-2002, 01:40 AM
silver
Boring or stupid?
Gosling
19-09-2002, 01:44 AM
stupid
red or blue
Louis
19-09-2002, 01:47 AM
blue
fat or thin
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