Late night drinking thread

[Riccardo]

Who's on the sauce ??! Come on !

Got a crate of Asahi meself :)

[hellsbells]

Vodka + OJ

[Riccardo]

Good one Hellsbells.

Come on, there must be other BBS drinkers. Come out the beer closet !!

Biggus is probably out having about 18 Mahou's in 1 hour !!! :D


Pat of the Palace likes a beer, I could tell last Friday down Victoria !! :moo:

[ozeagle]

just had a couple of jars at a hip club in soho called revolution..big pissed up, ready to head to the bottle-o and curry shop !
:hmph:

[Riccardo]

Peter H and his camera.

http://www.jmphoto.com/images/me.gif

[Benzhiyi]

Yep, I'm on the Becks tonight. £3.99 from Somerfield for 6, not bad at all....

[Riccardo]

24 Asahi's people for £15 have some !!!!!!!!!

http://www.alcasoft.com/mikado/images/asahi.jpg

[Baloo]

I have a hoard of Smirnoff Ices in the fridge (special deal at Sainsburys :p )

Think I'll indulge in a few tonight, if everyone's up for a session. :cool:

[Riccardo]

Best band ever ??
http://www.byrdmaniax.com/byrds/images/discography/superhits.jpg

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Baloo
I have a hoard of Smirnoff Ices in the fridge (special deal at Sainsburys :p )

Think I'll indulge in a few tonight, if everyone's up for a session. :cool:

I might even play my Palace 'hits' down hear in Brighton and give you a call again :)

BTW, if you're into Stella, always watch JS (Sainsburys) for promotions. As Stella is like the leading brand in the UK and JS want to increase shopper penetration where needed they promote heavily on Stella. So keep 'em peeled as Shawn Taylor used to say :)

Right enough shop talk !

[Riccardo]

Oh no !!!

The fuzz !

http://www.strathclyde.police.uk/images/office/mission/5.jpg

[hellsbells]

Pot Noodle

mmm

[hellsbells]

I feel a bit naughty

in the pot noodle sense

[Riccardo]

If you really like Pot Noodle HB, I'll sort you some out - PM me !


http://www.wriggleymaggots.ndo.co.uk/pics/dscf0001.JPG

[hellsbells]

that dog scares me

[hellsbells]

i want to marry this man

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by hellsbells
that dog scares me

My monkey wouldn't.

[hellsbells]

i'm going to marry this bloke

[hellsbells]

whoops

i am not good with these things

monkeys are evil

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by hellsbells
I feel a bit naughty

in the pot noodle sense

We gotta see about that :)

[hellsbells]

Originally posted by Riccardo
We gotta see about that :)

LOL

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by hellsbells
i'm going to marry this bloke


He's a d!ck ! And going out with Kate Lawler or whatever she's called. That Big Brother bird, innit.

[hellsbells]

Is he? Damn. David Dunn it is then

[Riccardo]

Markholmes1991

http://www.pulpexpo.com/scully-and-doggett.gif

[hellsbells]

She's scary too! Look at the eyes :eek:

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by hellsbells
Is he? Damn. David Dunn it is then

What about Riccardo - he's hot hot hot.

[hellsbells]

Originally posted by Riccardo
What about Riccardo - he's hot hot hot.

Is he now

[Riccardo]

The Beesty-myster

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/7916/lsumwntop.jpg

[hellsbells]

I didn't know Adebola had a tractor

Drinking wine now

[lightweight]

Might have to open a bottle of wine - I don't think I've got any beer to go with me chicken korma

[Riccardo]

Dave is at the bottom right........

http://www.amug.org/~scrnsrc/images/episodes/munsters.gif

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by hellsbells
I didn't know Adebola had a tractor

Drinking wine now

A massive 32 gear one innit.

HB, drink to me and you and our long lasting friendship listening to Mansun. :)

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by lightweight
Might have to open a bottle of wine - I don't think I've got any beer to go with me chicken korma

Wine with Chicken Korma......Janet sort it out !

btw, did you like my birthday kiss last week ??

It was quite erotic :)

[Pat of the Palace]

Originally posted by Riccardo
Good one Hellsbells.

Come on, there must be other BBS drinkers. Come out the beer closet !!

Biggus is probably out having about 18 Mahou's in 1 hour !!! :D


Pat of the Palace likes a beer, I could tell last Friday down Victoria !! :moo:


What on earth gave you that idea??:D

[lightweight]

Originally posted by Riccardo
Wine with Chicken Korma......Janet sort it out !

btw, did you like my birthday kiss last week ??

It was quite erotic :)

are you sure it wasn't erratic ;)

and yeah - wine with chicken korma is not on - but if there's no other alcohol in it might have to do!

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Pat of the Palace
What on earth gave you that idea??:D

:D Ha Ha !!!!

[Pat of the Palace]

I'm going out in a bit for a skinfull.

I don't have to keep a clear head like last week;)

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by lightweight
are you sure it wasn't erratic ;)



How rude...It was lovely. I hope you haven't washed that cheek....the one your your face I mean. :o

[biggus mickus]

Oi shandy drinker.Dont make asumptions on my behalf!
I am drinking rum tonight.;)

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by biggus mickus
Oi shandy drinker.Dont make asumptions on my behalf!
I am drinking rum tonight.;)

Sh!t that's what we should have done Mick, a rum session.

Damn, forgot. Hope you are having as a good as time as me boss. What about those Seaweed at Gypsy Hill station ?! nutters !!

[biggus mickus]

What a pair of w@nkers, we talked about that aswell.
Can someone find a smiley of two blokes that are w@nkers please.

[Riccardo]

One came over to me and said 'So what you think of Coppell ?'.

Not, 'hello' , 'alright'. Thought he was up for a ruck, he was ok though. Me and Walrus - petrol station pisser innit - chatted to him and his boyfriend and they were ok. Stone Island Seaweed scummers !!!

Wor Biggus and Warus innit. :)

[Riccardo]

What about Mat Ov, wearing that hat and being well out of it on the train :D

How funny was that. All of us slating him and him just going 'F@ck off' 'F@ck off'

:o

[biggus mickus]

I am still laughing 6 days on. Great weekend.
How´s your Stella?:angel:

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by biggus mickus
I am still laughing 6 days on. Great weekend.
How´s your Stella?:angel:

It's ok, not thanks to you big mick !!!

Very good of you to buy me a pint after 'tasting' my first stella !! ;)

[biggus mickus]

Drinking Cacique rum at the moment. I have seen it before, but never given it a go. Its a gold rum, and bloody good.
I could kill for a bottle of Appeltons XL though.:(

[lightweight]

My wine tastes cheap - probably cos it is - boooo!

I have expensive taste! It was on special offer - should have known!

[Riccardo]

Gavin aka G23 and Goldfish

http://www.hr-online.de/hf/hr3/aktionen/rickastley/bild4.jpg

[biggus mickus]

I wish I had known. Very good Vino Sol here, at 60p a bottle.

Next time ok.

[Riccardo]

Sunny Fan ?

http://a95.g.akamaitech.net/f/95/5787/6h/content.rollingstone.com/content/1090/images/46909.JPG

[Riccardo]

Biggus

http://www.puroresu.com/wrestlers/photo/andre_hogan.jpg

[Riccardo]

The guy on the left must be Bigus aka André the giant !!!

Anymore BBS look-a-likes ??!

[Riccardo]

Lightweight



http://tomsquotes.amhosting.net/sitcom/cheers/diane/diane5.jpg

[Riccardo]

Well hamered :)

Who else is that's CPFC ?!?!!?

[Skin Up]

Just got back from Samuel Pepys pub in shepherds market going to start on some warm Kronenbourg which I've just found at the bottom of my bag.

[Riccardo]

Apprantley I've order a kebab for delivery......sod that where is it ?""?"?

[Skin Up]

My old mans hammered

We're watching the film and he's like

"is that Bruce Willis?"

"Yeah"

"is that Samuel L Jackson?"

"yeah"

"is that Bruce Willis?"

"YES IT F*CKING WELL IS I ONLY TOLD YOU IT WAS FIVE SECONDS AGO"

"alright calm down I was only asking"

He'd better piss off to bed by the time South Park the Movie and the Buffy repeat comes on.

[bobmatt]

Currentley laying on the sofa with the laptop and a few cans of carling while Mrs bobmatt watches "Diehard with a vengence" on the box. Also surfing for some cheap flights to Auckland in Feb for a mate.

[SKATE]

I've been watching Diehard with a bottle of wine - but its the news now. I hate it when they do that! Still as good an exzcuse as any to come on here :p

Hi guys!!!!

[Skin Up]

Alright,

What is up with the news all about Dianas butler, I mean does the country really give a toss if he's a tea leaf or not.

Why isn't a Ipswich v Palace preview the lead story?

[SKATE]

Wish I had a butler ;)

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Skin Up
Alright,

What is up with the news all about Dianas butler, I mean does the country really give a toss if he's a tea leaf or not.

Why isn't a Ipswich v Palace preview the lead story?

Had the day off today.....wanted to watch all the Star Wars films.....went to berd instead......shall i watch all of them anyway, or watch some of Die Hard ??

[bobmatt]

Good evening Jane

I hope you are going on Sunday as you owe me 4 hugs for Tuesday evening.

[Skin Up]

ITV, Die Hard

then

Channel 4, South Park the Movie

then

BBC2, Buffy

[Riccardo]

well up for a 'beer' film :)

[Skin Up]

Oh for f*cks sake ITN are doing a biography piece on this Burrell lickspittle. There are more importants things in the world stuff like rainforest and the like.

Rich have you seen the South Park film? funny as feck, brilliant when your on the beers.

[Skin Up]

Crap it's on now, I've missed the 1st half hour!

[SKATE]

Originally posted by bobmatt
Good evening Jane

I hope you are going on Sunday as you owe me 4 hugs for Tuesday evening.

I'll be there - arms wide open to welcome you!!! :D See you in the Drum & Monkey :p

[bobmatt]

Originally posted by SKATE
I'll be there - arms wide open to welcome you!!! :D See you in the Drum & Monkey :p I'll be there...

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Skin Up

Rich have you seen the South Park film? funny as feck, brilliant when your on the beers.

Yeah, I watched it when you done the off :)

Only kidding, i watched it ages back, got it on video.

At the end of the day - come on Palace, you going to Ipswich Neil ?

(just eaten kebab innit) :)

[SKATE]

Are you going to Ipswich Rich???

[Skin Up]

Am probably going to Ipswich, is it pay on the day?

Drum and Munkie sounds good to me I'll try to say pop in to say hello before running off and hiding in the toilets.

'Kyles mums a bitch' song just on:D :D

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by SKATE
Are you going to Ipswich Rich???

Yeah well drunk Auntie Jane :)

[SKATE]

Originally posted by Skin Up
Am probably going to Ipswich, is it pay on the day?



Sure is, though I've got my ticket :p Norwich is all ticket, members only at the moment.

[Skin Up]

Cheers Jane, will have to get my Narrwich tickets next week whilst I've still got a bit of money.

[SKATE]

Originally posted by Riccardo
Yeah well drunk Auntie Jane :)

Does this mean:

Yeah, well drunk Auntie Jane

Yeah well, drunk Auntie Jane

Yeah well drunk, Auntie Jane

or

Yeah, well drunk, Auntie Jane

I think we need to know
:p

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by SKATE
Does this mean:

Yeah, well drunk Auntie Jane

Yeah well, drunk Auntie Jane

Yeah well drunk, Auntie Jane

or

Yeah, well drunk, Auntie Jane

I think we need to know
:p

That has so given me a headache it's stupid.

anyway, beers :)

[Skin Up]

Without evil there can be no good so surley it must be good to be evil sometimes?

Satan doing a Celine style song classic.

My Jaffaesque fact for the day is I've eaten seven bananas today and releise now they are the greatest fruit. How did we never live without them.

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Skin Up

My Jaffaesque fact for the day is I've eaten seven bananas today and releise now they are the greatest fruit. How did we never live without them.

Freak.

[SKATE]

Originally posted by Riccardo
That has so given me a headache it's stupid.

anyway, beers :)


Sorry Rich :D

Yes please :p

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by SKATE
Sorry Rich :D

Yes please :p

Auntie Jane I'm drinking like a proper git.

Bottles of Asahi innit :)

You at Ipswich then ??

[Skin Up]

Originally posted by Riccardo
Freak.

and proud of it :p

looking forward to Ipswich

Look out tractor people

Horley boys we are here, shag yer women and drink yer beer.

[SKATE]

Originally posted by Riccardo
Auntie Jane I'm drinking like a proper git.

Bottles of Asahi innit :)

You at Ipswich then ??

Sure am :p

I'm stoned wor innit :)

[Riccardo]

WE ARE PALACE, SUPER PALACE FROM SELHURST !!!!!!

Well upfor a beer - me and nookie getting there for 12,30pm......depends if I'm out out the night before with 20 Brazilian Babes.

[Skin Up]

Haven't a clue when I arrive, probably depends on when I get out of bed.

[SKATE]

I think we get there about 12.30 too :p http://www.plauder-smilies.de/party/drink.gif

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Skin Up
Haven't a clue when I arrive, probably depends on when I get out of bed.

You lazy git ;)

I'll give you a lift from brighton if you miss your train......... ;)

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by SKATE
I think we get there about 12.30 too :p http://www.plauder-smilies.de/party/drink.gif

I would give the BBS massive a lift but i'm picking up my g/f up after the game.......lucky me !!

[sexyrazor]

Ei i ei i ei i oh up the football league we go.......!

[Gosling]

I am verry verr drunk.

With my reutation.

Booger.

[bert head is god]

Evenin' All. It is only 10.13pm here but I am severely pissed and stoned. "5 foot 2, eye's a blue, Alan Whittle's after you"

"There's a brown boy on the wing, la da da da da,

There's a brown boy on the wing, la da da da da da,

There's a brown boy on the wing, la da da da da,

And it lokks like its Vince Hillaire!"

You'll never rmake the station!!!!!!!!!!!

[Riccardo]

Just woke up with the lights on...never a good sign. :sob: :moo:

[lightweight]

Originally posted by SKATE
I've been watching Diehard with a bottle of wine

There and I thought it was Die hard with a vengence! :D

[SKATE]

Originally posted by lightweight
There and I thought it was Die hard with a vengence! :D

I know I just couldn't be arsed to type the whole thing! Everyone knew what I meant;) :D

[biggus mickus]

Got well hammered last night. The Witch, Kenny and myself were drinking rum. We went in a bar called Barneys, and they sell Mount Gay rum. The problem starts with the measures, he uses half pint slim jims, and they are two thirds full of rum before the ice gets in.:eek: Not a lot of room for a spike of ginger.:( Not sure about this bar, so we are going back tonight to see if it was our imagination.:D :angel:

[Riccardo]

Back again people, seeing as it's raining, trying to save some cash and a relatively early start tomorrow, I'm on the beers at home again....anyone out there ?!?!

[Skin Up]

Out in Reigate tonight, can't spend two nights in a row at home I'll go mad.

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Skin Up
Out in Reigate tonight, can't spend two nights in a row at home I'll go mad.

I know the feeling. But its raining and I can't be arsed walking to the pub !

[Skin Up]

Can't one of the 20 Brazilian babes drive you down?

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Skin Up
Can't one of the 20 Brazilian babes drive you down?

They can only drive automatic's.

[LLCOOLSTEVE]

Originally posted by Riccardo
I know the feeling. But its raining and I can't be arsed walking to the pub !


Try it on crutches :sob:

[hellsbells]

Tonight it is archers and lemonade, and more wine

Too rainy to have fireworks :(

[Mat ov CPFC]

Oh well since I am the wrong side of two 'pop-star' Gin and Tonics ( and well into my third ) and given that I have a fridge full of cold ones and cupboard under the stairs full of other boozy delights I thought I would honour this thread with my first post this week !

[Skin Up]

Right taxis arrived, off to woo the good ladies of Reigate, see you all later.

[hellsbells]

i'm hiccing already

Mat Ov we are most honoured :angel:

[LLCOOLSTEVE]

Originally posted by hellsbells
Tonight it is archers and lemonade, and more wine

Too rainy to have fireworks :(


Loads of banging going on over here :eek:

[hellsbells]

Originally posted by LLCOOLSTEVE
Loads of banging going on over here :eek:

aye same here

q p

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Skin Up
Right taxis arrived, off to woo the good ladies of Reigate, see you all later.

Lock up your daughters, that daper looking guy is out and about !!

Welcome to the most popular drunken thread on the BBS.


78% of statistics are made up on the spot as well.

[hellsbells]

Originally posted by Riccardo
Lock up your daughters, that daper looking guy is out and about !!

Welcome to the most popular drunken thread on the BBS.


78% of statistics are made up on the spot as well.

I thought it was 49%

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by LLCOOLSTEVE
Loads of banging going on over here :eek:

:D cool.

[Riccardo]

No, you're thinking of 'holding' companies I think.

[Mat ov CPFC]

Originally posted by hellsbells
i'm hiccing already

Mat Ov we are most honoured :angel:


Please dont be. Its me who should be honoured to be in such esteemed company.

:D

[LLCOOLSTEVE]

Originally posted by hellsbells
aye same here

q p

Wrong thread ugly

:rolleyes:


Feeling better?!

[Riccardo]

Anything on the box tonight ?

Premiership and that's it. That Andy Townsend is a prick though.

[hellsbells]

q p
ugly?

**** stop QPing H

im going to croydon soon

well

in 45mins

init

[LLCOOLSTEVE]

uh oh, Hells on the pull.........:eek:


Nothing on TV, got Black hawk down out on dvd innit.........:)

[Riccardo]

Croydon, I went to the Blue Orchid a few times.... :eek:

[hellsbells]

Originally posted by Mat ov CPFC
Please dont be. Its me who should be honoured to be in such esteemed company.

:D
esteemed?! bloody ell! :love:

[hellsbells]

Originally posted by LLCOOLSTEVE
uh oh, Hells on the pull.........:eek:


Nothing on TV, got Black hawk down out on dvd innit.........:)

NO WAY am i on the pull

Blue Orchid was great when i was 16 :D

[Riccardo]

Watched Resevior Dogs and most of Enter the Dragon today....was thinking about watching 'Go' with the lovely Katie Holmes....but can't be arsed moving. :o

[LLCOOLSTEVE]

Originally posted by hellsbells
NO WAY am i on the pull

Blue Orchid was great when i was 16 :D


OMG the banging is getting too much, Hells, come round mine, home alone innit, im scared, open house for everyone.

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by hellsbells
NO WAY am i on the pull

Blue Orchid was great when i was 16 :D


Well I was about 18 when I went !! :angel:

[Riccardo]

The Whizzing is getting quite mad here.

[Blind_Eagle]

Originally posted by SKATE
I think we get there about 12.30 too :p http://www.plauder-smilies.de/party/drink.gif

Already there and it is absolutely pissing down. Off now to get as wet on the inside :D

[Pat of the Palace]

I am going into the big smoke tonight.
Twice in two weeks, I don't know what's come over me.;)

Katie Holmes:love:

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Pat of the Palace

Katie Holmes:love:

She's my wallpaper at work. :)

[hellsbells]

theres a funny buzzing in my brain

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by hellsbells
theres a funny buzzing in my brain

I'm not even going there :D

[LLCOOLSTEVE]

Originally posted by Riccardo
She's my wallpaper at work. :)


:love:

[Farnboro' Eagle]

Originally posted by Pat of the Palace
I am going into the big smoke tonight.


Just about to go 10-Pin bowling in Basingstoke if that counts as "the big smoke" :D

Katie Holmes :love: :love: :love:

[Riccardo]

Isn't Basingstoke 'the big stoke' ?? Sorry.

[Riccardo]

I might put a few quality KH pics up !!

[Riccardo]

Not bad !! ;)


Comeon people are we all on the sauce then ?

[Riccardo]

I've turned into The Omen....oh no !

[Santos-er]

LoL, I ended up in orchid last night for some reason. I think my drink was spiked. Never mind. Off to Croydon now. The George and then probably walkabout are calling. Hope I get as wrecked as last night and still manage not to have a hangover :p

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Santos-er
LoL, I ended up in orchid last night for some reason. I think my drink was spiked. Never mind. Off to Croydon now. The George and then probably walkabout are calling. Hope I get as wrecked as last night and still manage not to have a hangover :p

Godspeed mate ! Good luck in the big wide world. :afro:

[Santos-er]

Met this bird in Canterbury who looked like Katie Holmes. hubbadahubbadahubbada :love:

Laters chaps

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Santos-er
Met this bird in Canterbury who looked like Katie Holmes. hubbadahubbadahubbada :love:

Laters chaps

Damn that lucky swine !! :vader:

[Riccardo]

Flicking through my channels on cable and found I've got UK Gold tonight. God, I'm such a sad git.

[matthew]

Got a few cans of Stella, bottle of red wine, packet of bensons and me guitar..........shame im on my own really.



MTV showing recent Coldplay gig again.............maximum volume:p

[SKATE]

Evening Rich :p
Here we are again!!
Happy as could be..........

And looking forward to tomorrow :)

[lightweight]

Originally posted by Skin Up
Out in Reigate tonight, can't spend two nights in a row at home I'll go mad.

First time in ages that I've been in on Friday & Saturday night consecutively..... so does this mean I am going mad? :moo:

[Mat ov CPFC]

Oh well. Just cooked a cracking stir-fry whilst drinking two large cans of Kronenburg. Scoffed a couple of bowlfulls of the afore mentioned dish whilst consuming a rather lovely chilled white wine and am listening to Nick Drake.

Life can be better but it can hardly be more perfick ! :)

[lightweight]

Originally posted by Riccardo
Comeon people are we all on the sauce then ?

might go for a pina colada tonight - before I attempt to drink more of the cheap wine from last night!

and if I've got a hangover tomorrow I'll blame you Riccardo!

[lightweight]

just had some ferrero rochets!! yum

got 3 new CD's to listen to too.

Manic Street Preachers - Forever Delayed
David Gray - A new day at midnight
Definitive INXS

[Mat ov CPFC]

Originally posted by lightweight
might go for a pina colada tonight - before I attempt to drink more of the cheap wine from last night!




Usually I am a Red wine sort of person but today I went for a recommened £7.99 bottle of white and its proving delicous !

[SKATE]

Originally posted by lightweight

David Gray - A new day at midnight


I bought that the other day:p

Listening to it now :D

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by lightweight

and if I've got a hangover tomorrow I'll blame you Riccardo!

:D

I'll see you tomorrow to apologise.

Matthew - you in Chatham ? I'd be down the Command House or the Firkin. Or maybe Excaliburs if I wanted to die !

[matthew]

Originally posted by Riccardo
:D

I'll see you tomorrow to apologise.

Matthew - you in Chatham ? I'd be down the Command House or the Firkin. Or maybe Excaliburs if I wanted to die !

I would be riccardo - but i dont go out in chatham often - im not classy enough:cool: Nor do I own a flat cap!

Usually a drinking in Rochester but most of my mates have stupidly gone to Leeds Castle for the fireworks.

You know the area then Riccardo? I see you mentioned walderslade earlier. You originally from these parts?

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by matthew

You know the area then Riccardo? I see you mentioned walderslade earlier. You originally from these parts?

Lived in Sunny Strood for 9 years before moving down to B*******. I hear Rochester is pretty cool these days. Upstairs at The Crown isn't too bad. I used to go down Rochester Bar/The Bull a lot many many many moons ago.

My local used to be the Coach and Horses opposite the Sports Centre on London Rd.

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by SKATE
Evening Rich :p
Here we are again!!
Happy as could be..........

And looking forward to tomorrow :)

Me too, looking forward to seeing Skin Up and asking him what happened at the club. I think Martin is still looking for him ;)

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by matthew
I would be riccardo - but i dont go out in chatham often - im not classy enough:cool: Nor do I own a flat cap!

Usually a drinking in Rochester but most of my mates have stupidly gone to Leeds Castle for the fireworks.

You know the area then Riccardo? I see you mentioned walderslade earlier. You originally from these parts?


Ask Mat Ov about Maidstone ;)

[matthew]

Originally posted by Riccardo
Lived in Sunny Strood for 9 years before moving down to B*******. I hear Rochester is pretty cool these days. Upstairs at The Crown isn't too bad. I used to go down Rochester Bar/The Bull a lot many many many moons ago.

My local used to be the Coach and Horses opposite the Sports Centre on London Rd.

The Coach & Horses? and you're still alive? You must be a tough guy!

Don't blame you from moving from Strood though.

The Crown's okay - i was in there Thursday and before that for the England Slovakia match - damn i was pissed that night. There seems to be a step at the door which isnt actually there. Keep falling over the damn thing.

So you ever ventured into the Casino Rooms then ricci....oh my god - what a hole. Best thing about that place is the occassional live band they have playing and the wonderful array of women's hairstyles. They actually have mirror balls in there you know - 80's timewarp

[matthew]

Originally posted by Riccardo
Ask Mat Ov about Maidstone ;)

I will - I work there.

Not too bad but the scum that live in medway and sheppy have started venturing over there

[Mat ov CPFC]

Originally posted by Riccardo
Ask Mat Ov about Maidstone ;)


LOL ! I still bear the perfect Stilleto scar on my shin !

:)

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by matthew
The Coach & Horses? and you're still alive? You must be a tough guy!

Don't blame you from moving from Strood though.

The Crown's okay - i was in there Thursday and before that for the England Slovakia match - damn i was pissed that night. There seems to be a step at the door which isnt actually there. Keep falling over the damn thing.

So you ever ventured into the Casino Rooms then ricci....oh my god - what a hole. Best thing about that place is the occassional live band they have playing and the wonderful array of women's hairstyles. They actually have mirror balls in there you know - 80's timewarp

The Casino is where me old mates go. Absolute hole mate, you're right. My bro goes to the Avenue, or 'Club Rio' as it is. Got into a few rucks there I can tell ya. Bouncers were nutters...still are i assume !!


Coach and Horses used to be alright, gone a bit sh!te now I've heard. Ever been to that vlub 'The Underground' ? What a nutty place that is. I went to Subsonic at the Manor last time in Medway. Full of freaks. Jimbob from here still goes down there ! HahA !!!

[matthew]

Originally posted by Mat ov CPFC
LOL ! I still the perfect Stilleto scar on my shin !

:)

Stilletos eh? Was she worth it?

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by matthew

Not too bad but the scum that live in medway and sheppy have started venturing over there

I know, I'm barred from Strawberry Moons :(

Sheppy !!! I went out with a women from there...oh my life. She was strange. Nice b$sh though.

[matthew]

Originally posted by Riccardo
The Casino is where me old mates go. Absolute hole mate, you're right. My bro goes to the Avenue, or 'Club Rio' as it is. Got into a few rucks there I can tell ya. Bouncers were nutters...still are i assume !!


Coach and Horses used to be alright, gone a bit sh!te now I've heard. Ever been to that vlub 'The Underground' ? What a nutty place that is. I went to Subsonic at the Manor last time in Medway. Full of freaks. Jimbob from here still goes down there ! HahA !!!

Last time I went to the underground was a couple of years ago. I think it's called Piggies now. What a dumb name.

I think I might know Jimbob - Do u know if he went to Chatham Grammar school?

Not been to Subs since its been at the Manor Club - I dont know anywhere round here that plays decent music tho.

Not been to The Avenue for years - am approaching 26 now - average age of The Avenue/Bar Rio must be about 16.........mmmmmmmm! What am I doing sitting in

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Mat ov CPFC
LOL ! I still bear the perfect Stilleto scar on my shin !

:)

:D

[matthew]

Originally posted by Riccardo
I know, I'm barred from Strawberry Moons :(

Sheppy !!! I went out with a women from there...oh my life. She was strange. Nice b$sh though.

You're into horticulture then riccardo?

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by matthew
Last time I went to the underground was a couple of years ago. I think it's called Piggies now. What a dumb name.

I think I might know Jimbob - Do u know if he went to Chatham Grammar school?

Not been to Subs since its been at the Manor Club - I dont know anywhere round here that plays decent music tho.

Not been to The Avenue for years - am approaching 26 now - average age of The Avenue/Bar Rio must be about 16.........mmmmmmmm! What am I doing sitting in

I'm 25 so I know about the old Avenue. Jailbait City.

I was down there when I was 18 once.....I better not finish that or else I'll get into trouble :o

I used to love the Zone it was quality. Jimbob did go the Chatham Grammar I think. He bro went to Rede as well. I went to Temple :o

Subs was cool at Excaliburs. Used to see a buurd that always went there and her mates were fit as well......oh happy days. Didn';t think I'd end up being an old git here in a flat by myself drinking too much !!!!

Does make you think where the years went. :sob: :moo: :afro:

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by matthew
You're into horticulture then riccardo?


:D I like sleeping in flowerbeds !! ;)

[Baloo]

Evening fellow alcoholics. Sorry I ambandoned you last night, Rich - got dragged down boozer.

On for one tonight though! ;)

Oh, and flowerbeds - LOL.

[matthew]

Originally posted by Riccardo

I went to Temple :o

Do you know Scott Parish?

The years have gone - have wasted too many of them with the ladies - only to be rewarded with a kick in the balls! But thats another story for another time - I'm not gonna do a Jaffa!

I dont staying in occassionally - listen to some tunes, watch the premiership, play guitar and have a drink - maybe that's why the ladies left:confused:

[matthew]

Originally posted by Riccardo
:D I like sleeping in flowerbeds !! ;)

Wow Flashback

Remember the bushes outside the Avenue? I was errr. "courting" some girl in them a few years back. She had the bigger bush tho - yuck!

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Baloo
Evening fellow alcoholics. Sorry I ambandoned you last night, Rich - got dragged down boozer.

On for one tonight though! ;)

Oh, and flowerbeds - LOL.

I know Nick. You going tomorrow ? Up for a pre-match drink - if Nookie can get his ass out of bed !! :hmph:

[Mat ov CPFC]

Originally posted by matthew
Stilletos eh? Was she worth it?

For once I was totally innocent. It was an ex-girl friends party. I turn up late, with some mates, drunk but in a good mood. A girl starts showing an interest whilst I am in the hallway chatting to some friends. I pay her some interest back ( not to would have been rude ) and suddenly some moron appears on the scene, claiming to be her fiance and 'invites' me outside to discuss things outside. Now at this stage I am totally bemused and given that the supposed boy friend is in no way my match physically I am happy to put him right to the circumstances in a totally non-violent way so I happily go to leave by the front door. And then that is it. Somebody kicks/pushes/punches me in the back and I go flying onto the lawn although happily I manage to turn around and at least I am facing the right way as I go down on my back. As soon as I hit the ground I sober up which is rather handy as 5-7 assailants start kicking and stamping ( which I assume is the moment I get the scar at ) me. Luckily I have a good mate nearby who is one of the nicest blokes you could ever meet but is also rather tasty when it comes to fisticuffs and he piles in like a wild dervish. I also lose my rag and manage to get back to my feet and once we have beaten off the intial onslaught it degenarates, especially as my other chums join in the fray, into one of those 'come on then, you want some ' frays so beloved of 99% of the supposed incidents of hooliganism you read about.

So Maidstone does not hold the fondest memorys for me,

[matthew]

Originally posted by Mat ov CPFC
For once I was totally innocent.

So Maidstone does not hold the fondest memorys for me,

Class - Well at least you live to tell the tale!

[Baloo]

Originally posted by Riccardo
I know Nick. You going tomorrow ? Up for a pre-match drink - if Nookie can get his ass out of bed !! :hmph:

Yep - leaving here at about 11:00, so will be at Norwich, according to RAC Road Planner, at about 1:15. See you and Nookie there.

Tonight, I am on bottled Carlsberg Export. I'm not particularly keen on it, but (again) they were on special offer, and, heck, someone's gotta drink 'em! ;)

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Baloo
Yep - leaving here at about 11:00, so will be at Norwich, according to RAC Road Planner, at about 1:15. See you and Nookie there.



I think we're at Ipswich.

[Stavros 69]

Rich always a pleasure !! :p

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by matthew
Wow Flashback

Remember the bushes outside the Avenue? I was errr. "courting" some girl in them a few years back. She had the bigger bush tho - yuck!

Those bushes saw a lot of trouble. Hated the Avenue. :veryangry

Girls were horrible as well.

[Baloo]

Originally posted by Riccardo
I think we're at Ipswich.

D'oh! You wouldn't believe how often I get those two mixed up. Yes, I did know we're going to Ipswich.

See you in Norwich, then...

What time you expecting to get there?

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Stavros 69
Rich always a pleasure !! :p

Good to see you, you old git. :o How is Alexa btw ??

Sorry I didn't send texts back to you - cost me 10p a time !!!!!!!

[Baloo]

Originally posted by matthew
Got a few cans of Stella, bottle of red wine, packet of bensons and me guitar...

I've had a guitar for a few years, but have only recently started trying to learn seriously.

Just spent a fecking fortune on a Boss GT6 expression pedal synthesizer. Awesome noises.... :p

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Baloo
D'oh! You wouldn't believe how often I get those two mixed up. Yes, I did know we're going to Ipswich.

See you in Norwich, then...

What time you expecting to get there?

Norwich at 12.30 / 1 pm.

Depends on parking etc. I gotta pick the wife up from Essex so I'll go even if it's called off !!!

[Stavros 69]

Originally posted by Riccardo
Good to see you, you old git. :o How is Alexa btw ??

Sorry I didn't send texts back to you - cost me 10p a time !!!!!!!

You lazy bar steward.

I have organised Norwich away this year you'll be happy to know. Will be there from 11 onwards. Cant wait to get drunk again :moo:

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by matthew
Do you know Scott Parish?

The years have gone - have wasted too many of them with the ladies - only to be rewarded with a kick in the balls! But thats another story for another time - I'm not gonna do a Jaffa!

I dont staying in occassionally - listen to some tunes, watch the premiership, play guitar and have a drink - maybe that's why the ladies left:confused:

I think I bought a motorbike of Scott or tried to.

Short-ish blonde geezer ?

[matthew]

Originally posted by Baloo
I've had a guitar for a few years, but have only recently started trying to learn seriously.

Just spent a fecking fortune on a Boss GT6 expression pedal synthesizer. Awesome noises.... :p

I've only got an acoustic and I've managed to injure my thumb trying to play Yellow. It's numb - i've been using it to stub out my cigarettes all night. I dont think the feeling will ever return:(

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Stavros 69
You lazy bar steward.

I have organised Norwich away this year you'll be happy to know. Will be there from 11 onwards. Cant wait to get drunk again :moo:

I might get Brighton Eagle to drive so that I can get pidhed again and get into police searches etc. !!!

:o :cool:

[matthew]

Originally posted by Riccardo
I think I bought a motorbike of Scott or tried to.

Short-ish blonde geezer ?

Yeah, that sounds like the guy!

He used to be a bit tasty at football - well at least up until he was about 13 - not seen him since then.

[Baloo]

Originally posted by Riccardo
Norwich at 12.30 / 1 pm.

Depends on parking etc. I gotta pick the wife up from Essex so I'll go even if it's called off !!!

Umm, you mean Ipswich, of course... ;)

For someone trying desperately to chuck the old bird, you're very good to her. Referring to her as "wife"? Bloody hell, have you had a change of heart? :eek:

[Stavros 69]

Originally posted by Riccardo
I might get Brighton Eagle to drive so that I can get pidhed again and get into police searches etc. !!!

:o :cool:

I've got about 4 of us coming. Eddy the Jew ( Teddy ) will be there and were thinking of a club afterwards lol. AN allnights for old times sake.

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by matthew
Yeah, that sounds like the guy!

He used to be a bit tasty at football - well at least up until he was about 13 - not seen him since then.

Yeah, well good footballer. Remember I fouled him badly (all I used to do at school) and he started on me. Well funny, think I pushed him over !! And got sent off !! :o

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Baloo

For someone trying desperately to chuck the old bird, you're very good to her. Referring to her as "wife"? Bloody hell, have you had a change of heart? :eek:

Yeah. :sob: :afro: :moo:

She's lovely.

[Stavros 69]

You'll all be happy to know i am dry as a bone tonight. Had way too much in Nottingham last night and have to make the fecker of a journey to Sheffield tomorrow.

Rich are you going to Hayes still !!

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Stavros 69
I've got about 4 of us coming. Eddy the Jew ( Teddy ) will be there and were thinking of a club afterwards lol. AN allnights for old times sake.

Cool, would be up for it !

Teddy is sorted, don't slate him you frigging Greek !!

[matthew]

Originally posted by Riccardo
Yeah, well good footballer. Remember I fouled him badly (all I used to do at school) and he started on me. Well funny, think I pushed him over !! And got sent off !! :o

I used to play football with him. For Walderslade Boys.

The first game we ever played was against Chatham Colts in little 5-a-side goals. It must have been shortly after the 86 world cup. We were one nil down at half time and he scored a second half hat trick - we called him mini maradonna after that. We won 3-1

[Baloo]

Originally posted by matthew
I've only got an acoustic and I've managed to injure my thumb trying to play Yellow. It's numb - i've been using it to stub out my cigarettes all night. I dont think the feeling will ever return:(

I've tried Yellow and couldn't get it to sound right. The chords for Don't Panic are easy, though -
Verse: Amin, C, Fmaj7. Chorus: Dm, Am, G, Dm, Fmaj7.

Incidentally, also got chords for In My Place, but again, I'm too crap to make it sound right -
Verse: A, C#m, E, A, F#m, C#m, E
Chorus: D, A, D

Maye a few more Carlsybergys, and I'll get it...

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Stavros 69

Rich are you going to Hayes still !!

No. Sara Lee in Slough wanted to see me, i said **** off!!!!

Imgine that, working for David Brent aka Al from Bromley.

[Baloo]

Originally posted by Riccardo
Yeah. :sob: :afro: :moo:

She's lovely.

Good on ya, mate :p

[Mat ov CPFC]

Originally posted by Riccardo
Imgine that, working for David Brent aka Al from Bromley.


:p

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by matthew
I used to play football with him. For Walderslade Boys.

The first game we ever played was against Chatham Colts in little 5-a-side goals. It must have been shortly after the 86 world cup. We were one nil down at half time and he scored a second half hat trick - we called him mini maradonna after that. We won 3-1

I played for the glourious Strood 87 and then Cliffe Woods Royals. My first match for CWR in central midfield, at half time the assistant manager called me Pelé. Fecking dick !!

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Baloo
Good on ya, mate :p

I've made such a mess of it she'll leave me.

Good luck to her. She's amazing. As long as she doesn't go out with a Brighton/Millwall/Charlton w@nker i won't mind.

:sob: :vader: :moo:

[matthew]

Originally posted by Baloo
I've tried Yellow and couldn't get it to sound right. The chords for Don't Panic are easy, though -
Verse: Amin, C, Fmaj7. Chorus: Dm, Am, G, Dm, Fmaj7.

Incidentally, also got chords for In My Place, but again, I'm too crap to make it sound right -
Verse: A, C#m, E, A, F#m, C#m, E
Chorus: D, A, D

Maye a few more Carlsybergys, and I'll get it...

Yeah, u have to retune your guitar.

I downloaded a decent tuner at some website this morning. Dont know the address tho. Used google and did a search - it's quite good tho.

I can play the intro and the first verse - thats when i injured myself

[Riccardo]

Al from Bromley

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/36389000/jpg/_36389360_gervais150.jpg

[Baloo]

Originally posted by matthew
Yeah, u have to retune your guitar.

I downloaded a decent tuner at some website this morning. Dont know the address tho. Used google and did a search - it's quite good tho.

I can play the intro and the first verse - thats when i injured myself

I have enough trouble playing with standard tuning, let alone buggering about with different tuning.

Currently mastering Across the Universe by the Beatles. Have there been any better lyrics ever written? Hang on a sec and I'll find them somewhere to paste into here.....

[Baloo]

Words are flowing out like
endless rain into a paper cup
They slither while they pass
They slip away across the universe
Pools of sorrow waves of joy
are drifting through my open mind
Possessing and caressing me

Jai guru deva om
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world

Images of broken light which
dance before me like a million eyes
That call me on and on across the universe
Thoughts meander like a
restless wind inside a letter box
they tumble blindly as
they make their way across the universe

Jai guru deva om
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world

Sounds of laughter shades of earth
are ringing through my opened ears
inciting and inviting me
Limitless undying love which
shines around me like a million suns
It calls me on and on across the universe

[Stavros 69]

Rich you dont sound too good mate. Take it easy on the booze chief.

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Stavros 69
Rich you dont sound too good mate. Take it easy on the booze chief.

I'm ok, only got 4 beers left innit. :sob:

[matthew]

Originally posted by Baloo
I have enough trouble playing with standard tuning, let alone buggering about with different tuning.

Currently mastering Across the Universe by the Beatles. Have there been any better lyrics ever written? Hang on a sec and I'll find them somewhere to paste into here.....

Yeah me too!

I'm not very good - i just tend to bang out chords but i really want to be able to play like Weller. Errrr, never gonna happen tho

I only tried it this morning coz i bought the Parachutes chord book and with about 60% of the tunes you have to retune your guitar.

[Mat ov CPFC]

Oh well my drunken little BBS chums thats it for me tonight. A pot of coffee, a bottle of cooking Brandy and 'The Shield' on Channel 5 is what is in store for me tonight.

Have a good one !

[Riccardo]

I had a guitar once. Left handed though so difficult.

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Mat ov CPFC
Oh well my drunken little BBS chums thats it for me tonight. A pot of coffee, a bottle of cooking Brandy and 'The Shield' on Channel 5 is what is in store for me tonight.

Have a good one !

Lightweight ;)

I've got 3 left now !!!

[Baloo]

Originally posted by Mat ov CPFC
Oh well my drunken little BBS chums thats it for me tonight. A pot of coffee, a bottle of cooking Brandy and 'The Shield' on Channel 5 is what is in store for me tonight.

Have a good one !

I seem to remember Matov leaving the Victoria bash a bit early as well. Tory lightweights (no offence, Janet ;) )

[Riccardo]

Jane is quiet tonight !

[Baloo]

Originally posted by Riccardo
Lightweight ;)


Snap :)

[Baloo]

To save me browsing, are there any other threads worth reading tonight? I haven't logged on since Thursday evening.

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Baloo
To save me browsing, are there any other threads worth reading tonight? I haven't logged on since Thursday evening.

Kevin Miller one on World of Sport with Dickie Davies (Palace fan) is a bit scary.

[Mat ov CPFC]

Originally posted by Baloo
I seem to remember Matov leaving the Victoria bash a bit early as well. Tory lightweights (no offence, Janet ;) )

Fair comment.

In my defence I had been, on that Friday, been drinking since midday and was on the wrong side of three Gin and tonics, 1/4 of a bottle of white white wine, a bottle of red wine, two plum brandys, a shot of unicum ( trust me, its foul, its Hungarian, its rocket fuel ) and sevral lagers before I even got to the venue.

So leaving at 10.55 was perhaps excusable ( or at leasts thats my excuse :) )

[Riccardo]

Forlan scored again for Manure.

Good gol - i'll give him that the little tw@t.

[Riccardo]

Hope you've washed that shirt Mat ;)

[Baloo]

I would concede that you had obviously been on the razz for quite some time, Matt. But that American bird was rather fit, and hardly worthy of leaving early! - you tried your hardest to set me up as well - cheers. What was her name? Gwyneth?

Nice cheekbones... ;)

[Riccardo]

Wish i had met her. :D

The Olde Riccardo charm innit.

[Baloo]

Hmm, I've just changed my avatar to the Second Coming album sleeve, and it looks a bit odd on my PC. Can anyone actually make it out, or should I change to something else?

[lightweight]

Originally posted by Riccardo
Lightweight ;)



yes?

you lot are confusing me know keep mentioning my name :) :moo:

[Baloo]

Originally posted by Riccardo
Wish i had met her. :D

The Olde Riccardo charm innit.

You were chatting politely to Palace Chick, if memory serves. Your memory, on the other hand, probably doesn't serve you too well on that particular night ;) .

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by lightweight
yes?

you lot are confusing me know keep mentioning my name :) :moo:

Lightweight
Lightweight
Lightweight
Lightweight
Lightweight
Lightweight
Lightweight
Lightweight

:D

Nick - it looks ok.

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Baloo
You were chatting politely to Palace Chick, if memory serves. Your memory, on the other hand, probably doesn't serve you too well on that particular night ;) .

Yeah, she's well cool. Her fella is a lucky man ;)

[Riccardo]

Clinton on the Premiership :sob:

Wish he was still here. :veryangry

[Baloo]

Originally posted by Riccardo
Yeah, she's well cool. Her fella is a lucky man ;)

Fella? Bloody typical. :( Why is it that all the decent birds are taken? I've got this girl at work who is absolutely gorgeous. She and I get on perfectly, and it stinks that she's got a blokey up in London who she sees every weekend. It's not fair. :sob:

PS: I've changed the avatar anyway. First album is more universally approved.

[Al From Bromley]

Pull yourself together you big Mary Queeen :)

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Baloo
Fella? Bloody typical. :( Why is it that all the decent birds are taken? I've got this girl at work who is absolutely gorgeous. She and I get on perfectly, and it stinks that she's got a blokey up in London who she sees every weekend. It's not fair. :sob:

PS: I've changed the avatar anyway. First album is more universally approved.

As the song goes - 'Funny how the girls you fall in love with never fancy you, funny how the ones you don't do......'

[Baloo]

Originally posted by Riccardo
Clinton on the Premiership :sob:

Wish he was still here. :veryangry

Yeah, but only two goals this season? He wouldn't be about to score a hat-trick of hat-tricks tomorrow if he was still with us. ;)

We move on.

Bloody hell, story of my life.

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Al from Bromley
Pull yourself together you big Mary Queeen :)

Look who's talking you hair style guru.

:o :D

[Baloo]

Why do I get the feeling a Jaffa comparison is only inches around the corner? :rolleyes:

Evening Al. Connor sleeping soundly?

[Riccardo]

Clinton is amazing. So gutted Jordan sold him. :sob:

[Skin Up]

Reigate was bollox as usual.

Baloos avatar is f*cking class.

Anyone still online?

$hit of the Ipswich, we're gonna $hit on the Ipswich er.. tomorrow/

[Baloo]

Evening Neil. Spent 45 minutes in a toilet recently? ;)

[Skin Up]

Polishing off some cheap froggie plonk, if anyones interested it's called La Villageoise

[Al From Bromley]

Poser!

Yes thanks baloo. Connor is sleeping.

[Baloo]

Originally posted by Skin Up
Baloos avatar is f*cking class.


Ooh, have I just set a trend? Cool. :cool: :p

[Skin Up]

No toilets mate tonight just...

Is it my imagination
Or have I finally found something worth living for?
I was looking for some action
But all I found was cigarettes and alcohol

You could wait for a lifetime
To spend your days in the sunshine
You might as well do the white line
Cos when it comes on top . . .

You gotta make it happen!

Is it worth the aggravation
To find yourself a job when there's nothing worth working for?
It's a crazy situation
But all I need are cigarettes and alcohol!

You could wait for a lifetime
To spend your days in the sunshine
You might as well do the white line
Cos when it comes on top . . .

You gotta make it happen!

[Skin Up]

Originally posted by Baloo
Ooh, have I just set a trend? Cool. :cool: :p

Sorry, who was it that had a Roses avatar long before anyone else?;)

[Baloo]

My fave from that album:

There we were now here we are
All this confusion nothings the same to me
There we were now here we are
All this confusion nothings the same to me

But I can't tell you the way I feel
Because the way I feel is oh so! new to me
No I can't sell you the way I feel
Because the way I feel is oh so! new to me

What I heard is not what I hear
I can see the signs but they're not very clear
What I heard is not what I hear
I can see the signs but they're not very clear

This is confusion am I confusing you?

[Baloo]

Originally posted by Skin Up
Sorry, who was it that had a Roses avatar long before anyone else?;)

Did you? My humblest of apologies, sir, I bow to your precedent. Now I'm a copycat. How depressing. :(

[Riccardo]

Al that is the worst picture of me ever. THanks.

Btw Skin Up it's Norwich tomorrow :)


And where were you in the bogs or something ? Martin is still looking for you. And I'm in a cab waiting since Friday night. The meter is up to £1,289.04.

Christ sake.


EEEEAAAAGGGGGGLLLLLLEEEEESSSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!

[Baloo]

Originally posted by Riccardo
Btw Skin Up it's Norwich tomorrow :)

Don't start ;)


And I'm in a cab waiting since Friday night. The meter is up to £1,289.04.

LOL :D

[Al From Bromley]

"Al that is the worst picture of me ever. THanks."

What do you mean? You insisted on posing it like that! :)

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Al from Bromley
"Al that is the worst picture of me ever. THanks."

What do you mean? You insisted on posing it like that! :)

Yeah right you perv. ;)

[Skin Up]

Originally posted by Riccardo
And where were you in the bogs or something ? Martin is still looking for you. And I'm in a cab waiting since Friday night. The meter is up to £1,289.04.

Christ sake.


EEEEAAAAGGGGGGLLLLLLEEEEESSSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!

Thats alright us Horley lads have loads of money compared to our Sussex conterparts, I'll have and change as long as the taxi driver isn't French or a Goth.

Feel good time innit

I can feel the earth begin to move
I hear my needle hit the groove
And spiral through another day
I hear my song begin to say
Kiss me where the sun don't shine
The past was yours
But the future's mine
You're all out of time

I don't feel too steady on my feet
I feel hollow I feel weak
Passion fruit and holy bread
Fill my guts and ease my head
Through the early morning sun
I can see her here she comes
She bangs the drums

Have you seen her have you heard
The way she plays there are no words
To describe the way I feel

How could it ever come to pass
She'll be the first she'll be the last
To describe the way I feel
The way I feel

Have you seen her have you heard
The way she plays there are no words
To describe the way I feel

How could it ever come to pass
She'll be the first she'll be the last
To describe the way I feel
The way I feel

Have you seen her have you heard
The way she plays there are no words
To describe the way I feel

How could it ever come to pass
She'll be the first she'll be the last
To describe the way I feel
The way I feel

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Skin Up
Thats alright us Horley lads have loads of money compared to our Sussex conterparts, I'll have and change as long as the taxi driver isn't French or a Goth.

Feel good time innit

I can feel the earth begin to move
I hear my needle hit the groove
And spiral through another day
I hear my song begin to say
Kiss me where the sun don't shine
The past was yours
But the future's mine
You're all out of time

I don't feel too steady on my feet
I feel hollow I feel weak
Passion fruit and holy bread
Fill my guts and ease my head
Through the early morning sun
I can see her here she comes
She bangs the drums

Have you seen her have you heard
The way she plays there are no words
To describe the way I feel

How could it ever come to pass
She'll be the first she'll be the last
To describe the way I feel
The way I feel

Have you seen her have you heard
The way she plays there are no words
To describe the way I feel

How could it ever come to pass
She'll be the first she'll be the last
To describe the way I feel
The way I feel

Have you seen her have you heard
The way she plays there are no words
To describe the way I feel

How could it ever come to pass
She'll be the first she'll be the last
To describe the way I feel
The way I feel

Amazing song. Gonna put on some indie tunes after the premiership...only 3 beers left though :(

[Riccardo]

Originally posted by Skin Up
I'll have and change as long as the taxi driver isn't French or a Goth.


Goth lol, imagine a goth cab. All that Satan music playing !! Sod that.

BTW, Horley is a dump fella ! ;)

[Baloo]

I'm feeling a tad tipsy. Not used to this lager lark. Give me a pint of the black stuff any day. This is far too fizzy. I'm sure it goes through you much quicker as well.

As a great man once said: "You don't buy beer. You rent it."* :)

*(c) John Oldfield - my school trumpet teacher

[Riccardo]

Tipsy McStagger.

In the Simpsons.

[Baloo]

Sorry if this a wee bit predictable, but the night would not be complete without it:

Down, down you bring me down
I hear you knocking on my door
And I can't sleep at night
Your face it has no place
No room for you inside my house
I need to be alone

Don't waste your words
I don't need anything from you
I don't care where you've been
Or what you plan to do

Turn, turn, I wish you'd learn
There's a time and place for everything
I've got to get it through
Cut loose, 'cause your no use
I couldn't stand another second
In your company

Don't waste your words
I don't need anything from you
I don't care where you've been
Or what you plan to do

Stone me, why can't you see
You're a no-one, nowhere washed up baby who'd look better dead
You're tongue is far too long
I don't like the way it sucks and slurs
Upon my every word

Don't waste your words
I don't need anything from you
I don't care where you've been
Or what you plan to do

I am the resurrection and I am the light
I couldn't ever bring myself
To hate you as I'd like

I am the resurrection and I am the light
I couldn't ever bring myself
To hate you as I'd like


:p

[Baloo]

And while I'm at it (does anyone mind if I hijack this thread into a lyrics thread? oh well, nevermind):

Our love girl is going through changes
I don't know if I'm alive dead dying
Or just a little jaded
Someone throw me a line
You know I need it I need it bad
Lost in a maze of my own making
No way out that I can find
Send home your hard working jury
I'm going down this time
You better believe it yes you had

So if you hear me crying
Or talking in my sleep
Don't be afraid
It's just the hours that I keep
We gotta love to last for a million years
A love that could never fade
Through the tracks of your tears

All I can do is hope that you will see me fall
Do your best to smash my picture on your wall
Forgive me baby
Absolve me my dear
I've seen the future in the tracks of your tears

I've seen the future in the tracks of your tears
Of your tears
All those tears

I cast a shorter shadow with every passing day
no time to think I'm just fading away
Some kind of magic in all your hopes and fears
Shows me the future through the tracks of your tears

[Skin Up]

Horley is the centre of the universe and you all you it;)

On a nostalgic not this is the song the old boys behind me used to start the 1st year I had a season ticket.

I found an old handbag
And I filled it with lead
I hit a seaweed
right over the head

A Copper did see me
and he asked me my name
I gave him the answer
with a bicycle chain

Now the judge he said too me
Sit down my son
Your going to Borstal
for what you have done

I counted the moon beams
and I counted the stars
I counted 10000, behind those prison bars

I hate the warden and the warden hates me
So I have to stay here till my liberty.

[Riccardo]

Oh yeah.

When the weight of the world has got you down
And you want to end your life
Bills to pay, a dead-end job
And problems with the wife
But don't throw in the towel
'Cause there's a place right down the block
Where you can drink your misery away
At Flaming Moe's
Let's all go to Flaming Moe's
Let's all go to Flaming Moe's
When liquor in a mug
Can warm you like a hug
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away.