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winston the dog
14-12-2002, 01:39 PM
just like the other one, but takes a bit more creativity.
Chocky
14-12-2002, 01:43 PM
Eats poodle muck on toast for breakfast.
DaveDickenson
14-12-2002, 02:56 PM
That could have been the end of the thread, its lucky i was here with my muck eating ways
The person below me is an.........
alcoholic
pallet
14-12-2002, 03:51 PM
But I have recovered now and have'nt had a drink for at least two minutes now.
The person below makes Rick Waller look thin.
Latvian
14-12-2002, 05:30 PM
Happy Palace won today
Pistike
14-12-2002, 05:39 PM
Is a 47 year old gaenocologist from Epsom.
Owns a large but far from definitive collection of Dutch late 18th century water colours and is reputed to have been circumcised at the age of 18 after catching his knob in a butterfly tin opener.
James Varcoe
14-12-2002, 06:04 PM
The sort of information only a family member could know?
Is a large Nordic person with ears like large broccoli florets and a cheese dipper for a penis.
Latvian
14-12-2002, 06:18 PM
Always fancied themself as a Pin-up
elgin eagle
14-12-2002, 06:21 PM
Pity no-one else did
Likes to moan at Palace matches ;)
selhurst star
14-12-2002, 06:27 PM
must be as bored as me to bother with this:rolleyes:
Mini Cheddar
14-12-2002, 06:30 PM
I don't know ....think its quite funny.
Fantasises nightly of a threesome with Anne Widdecombe and Janet Street Porter ;)
Latvian
14-12-2002, 07:14 PM
(I shouldnt have replied at this stage)
THe next person doesnt care wot anyone says about them
Even If I think they're a total c...
GUCCI Eagle
14-12-2002, 07:53 PM
Rifles through Sanitary Bins in female toilets in an attempt to create a decent size human black pudding.
What?
14-12-2002, 07:57 PM
You saw me?
Stared in a Porn Movie
hairy beasts
14-12-2002, 07:59 PM
Wants to shag me, after seeing me in 'fox in the box' on widescreen
Benzhiyi
14-12-2002, 08:04 PM
Well, you did look good as a trannie...
Blows goats.
Latvian
15-12-2002, 03:41 PM
watches me blow goats
Benzhiyi
15-12-2002, 04:53 PM
:sob: busted.
Thinks Jamie Oliver is actually quite a nice bloke, really.
Psychokiller
15-12-2002, 05:22 PM
Yes, but that's James Oliver from Thornton Heath who I went to school with, not that annoying mockney tosser who does adverts for Sainsburys where he gets actors to play his friends because he has none.
Had a crush on Sarah Greene as a kid.
Skin Up
15-12-2002, 05:25 PM
Who didn't,
Aspires to buy property in the Medway area.
Brett
15-12-2002, 05:28 PM
Looking to buy this person's home in Rochester...
pallet
15-12-2002, 05:32 PM
Well I had a spare £5, thought I would invest it in property.
Has an ingrowing penis.
Mini Cheddar
15-12-2002, 05:32 PM
Looking to buy Mr Rochester ......
Secretly fancies Trolley.
hellsbells
15-12-2002, 05:34 PM
Ok since im a lass that doesnt count!
Is a closet millwall fan
Psychokiller
15-12-2002, 05:37 PM
Yes, but that's Millwall lesbian cricket club in Montreal. And I'm not so much a closet fan, just don't mention it because lesbian cricket isn't too popular on the BBS
Has tasted poo before
Brett
15-12-2002, 05:39 PM
Nowt wrong with licking a girls arse...
Has wet dreams about Sir SC Remembered...
Latvian
15-12-2002, 07:02 PM
uses the person below's towel to mop em up SHHHHHHHHH! :p its a secret
Mini Cheddar
15-12-2002, 07:47 PM
Licks my towel afterwards :o
GUCCI Eagle
15-12-2002, 07:50 PM
Likes women to have a really long anal beard with dried 'winnits' stuck in the hair.
Coulsdon Eagle
15-12-2002, 07:54 PM
has a hand-shandy before breakfast
Kevin T
15-12-2002, 11:06 PM
Often before brushing my teeth, but not as bad as this guy who over pets animals.
Benzhiyi
15-12-2002, 11:54 PM
Those udders really can be fun.
Although I hear the person below wants to get his milky milky from Sir Elton John...
Grim Reaper
16-12-2002, 06:51 AM
Sir Elton Johnson, the finest milkman and all round dairy farmer here in Lincolnshire.
Will promise to streak at our next home game.
winston the dog
16-12-2002, 08:36 PM
but only if someone will fly me home first class, put me up in a 5* hotel up town, and if we are up 5-0 by half time.
the person below laughs every time he see's a close up of the geordies when the lose a close game :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob: (ooo so funny)
the_next_matt_jansen
16-12-2002, 08:41 PM
And how!
The thing is, the person below me ows the only Tony/Cherrie Blair XXX video in the world!
david sylvian
16-12-2002, 08:54 PM
...and whilst they are making love, Peter Mandelson can be seen playing the llama bone glockenspiel, made out of the bones of the pet llama stolen from the front garden of the only Palace supporter to have circumnavigated the globe OVER BOTH POLES driving a Robin Reliant, and this man is non other than the one below, known as......
Latvian
16-12-2002, 09:54 PM
being below is a dead ringer for Steve Br*ce
Malakite
16-12-2002, 09:57 PM
and also a bent nose!
ozeagle
16-12-2002, 10:41 PM
not until i strike aki in a dimly lit lane late at night !
has a pet gerbil
Malakite
16-12-2002, 10:47 PM
who died when I was very young! :(
Has a dog.....
The Doctor.
16-12-2002, 10:56 PM
...but only if it's been a successful night in Twickenham's third-rate meat markets.
Unlike this person who derives all their thrills from schoolboy farmyard snuff porn...
ozeagle
16-12-2002, 11:06 PM
some, but not all.
had an ex-girlfriend that really f ucked with his mind..
The Doctor.
16-12-2002, 11:48 PM
Duhhh.
This next person is the lovechild of Psychokiller and Margaret Thatcher.
Mini Cheddar
17-12-2002, 12:04 AM
I have the crap barnet to prove it.
Starred in gay porno movie "Anal Antics" .....
Psychokiller
17-12-2002, 07:49 AM
....where you played a chick with a dick.
Also posts as Trolley
the_next_matt_jansen
17-12-2002, 08:44 AM
God Bless you kind sir.
Is actually Simon Jordan.
Psychokiller
17-12-2002, 08:45 AM
Yes, and I saved the club!
Has a rubber fetish
stevejfh
17-12-2002, 09:38 AM
How do you know that? KevinT's got a big mouth - I'm gonna kill him!
Has just arrived back from Turkey, where he went to continue a holiday romance with a barman.
sexyrazor
17-12-2002, 09:56 AM
Yes but id didn't work out!
Is under the legal age of consent
Psychokiller
17-12-2002, 10:01 AM
True, but alcohol abuse has aged me by 15 years!
Used to support a team other than the mighty Palace
MicksSis
17-12-2002, 10:03 AM
This is very true, and I still do:p
Love his/her mum:D
Kevin T
17-12-2002, 11:18 AM
Which is true, but I prefer The Omen's
Will be cheering on Sheff U tonight
sexyrazor
17-12-2002, 11:21 AM
Yep
Is currently watching daytime american talk shows
ammiller
17-12-2002, 11:26 AM
Allegedly smokes after sex with Kevin T's Mum....
Psychokiller
18-12-2002, 08:36 AM
Only when I go too fast!
Cannot handle more than 2 pints of piss weak lager without stumbling and slurring speech
Yes thats true but that is for breakfast.
Has a fetish for sugar puffs
Latvian
18-12-2002, 06:28 PM
and coco-pops
No one likes this person below they are nasty and smell
Psychokiller
18-12-2002, 06:31 PM
But no-one has the guts to say it to my face.
Once drunk a bottle of wee wee thinking it was lemon squash
MicksSis
18-12-2002, 06:34 PM
I bet my brother told you that:D :D :p
Has wax dripping from their ears and a crusty nose
Ouch that Hurt!
18-12-2002, 06:35 PM
Jesus I've waited days for that post!
Has a secret camera set up in Alex Kolinko's toilet.
GUCCI Eagle
18-12-2002, 06:36 PM
Ate out a bird's poum poum last night.
Latvian
19-12-2002, 07:09 PM
WWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Coulsdon Eagle
21-12-2002, 07:32 PM
We all have our vices!!
Hangs about around Clapham Common at night
DaveDickenson
22-12-2002, 05:20 PM
Only on special occasions (wednesdays)
Will die lonely
Captain Pizza
23-12-2002, 12:30 PM
But satisfied.
Dresses to the left
Parkice
23-12-2002, 12:38 PM
...reaches the knee...
wipes front to back
Latvian
23-12-2002, 08:05 PM
likes motorbikes
hairy beasts
24-12-2002, 11:35 AM
But can't eat a whole one
suffered excommunication from the mormons for being too solomn
GUCCI Eagle
24-12-2002, 11:41 AM
Originally posted by hairy beasts
But can't eat a whole one
suffered excommunication from the mormons for being too solomn
Put his nob in a hotdog roll and offered it to his good lady wife.
winston the dog
24-12-2002, 12:48 PM
worst part was that she spread mustard on it and ate the fkn thing!!
bought clothes for his girlfriend, but is afraid he got em too large, and is now worried about the silly argument that will follow
GeeTee
24-12-2002, 01:15 PM
(I should be OK though. I kept the receipt!)
Thinks he's James Bond.
charltonhater
24-12-2002, 01:35 PM
Think they know everything.
pubmonkey
24-12-2002, 01:38 PM
is as gay as Christmas
the_next_matt_jansen
24-12-2002, 01:40 PM
Hit me over the head with his spoon
The Doctor.
24-12-2002, 02:33 PM
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Can talk to the animals (and swears they talk back).
sexyrazor
24-12-2002, 02:36 PM
fancies a beer RIGHT NOW!!
pubmonkey
24-12-2002, 02:37 PM
has a teflon septum
Coulsdon Eagle
24-12-2002, 02:42 PM
Loves Trolley
winston the dog
24-12-2002, 03:25 PM
nail on head... my fav 3 some would be me, trolley, and maggie ;)
wants to clean up my bs
Latvian
24-12-2002, 03:29 PM
Never has anything interesting to say
winston the dog
24-12-2002, 05:09 PM
woops, looks like ive posted out of turn, i owe you one trolley me ole shun
will remember 26/10/02 for the rest of their life :lux: :lux: :lux: :lux: :lux: v :sob:
Psychokiller
25-12-2002, 10:01 AM
Correct. It was also my birthday weekend :D
Is already drunk at 11am
sexyrazor
25-12-2002, 10:46 AM
Is still drunk from last night
Psychokiller
25-12-2002, 10:50 AM
I'd say more "fu¢ked up" than drunk
Is also waiting for Soundbyter's annual "My wife's kicked me out, I'm on pills for my nerves and it's all your fault" thread
Kevin T
25-12-2002, 10:53 AM
Will you be posting an alternative to the Queens speach at 3pm PK?
Oh, the person below me's wife has left him and is on pills for his nerves.
Latvian
25-12-2002, 10:58 AM
But the person below nabbed my collection of comforting blue movies and the tissues.
Merry F**king Xmas!
Psychokiller
25-12-2002, 11:06 AM
Yeah, but I had to use a chisel as they were stuck fast to the table
(Kev: I think Mr Ten Bellies is putting a fat drag queen's christmas speech in the away end)
The person below fantasised about Debbie McGee and Grace Jones having wee wee sex as a teenager
Latvian
25-12-2002, 11:15 AM
Damn it!
The person below doesnt go to church but only likes Christmas for the pressies and bxoing day derby?! :confused: each year
Coulsdon Eagle
26-12-2002, 11:37 AM
you know me well,
has sweaty armpits
Eagle Kneevil
26-12-2002, 12:30 PM
Yeah, but deodorant's expensive over here.......
Likes to wash their winkle in friends' pints while they are in the bogs.
winston the dog
26-12-2002, 12:52 PM
how do you even reply to that? anyway it was his bird's pint not his
will, like me, be sat infront of a pc screen come 3pm today, rather than being at the game like we should be
Psychokiller
26-12-2002, 12:57 PM
Absolutely! I have a bottle of Port and 20 Marlboros and I'm happy as Larry
Will be getting pissed out of their head after the match
winston the dog
26-12-2002, 01:10 PM
well a bit later after the match, itll end at noon my time!
spends far too long trying to think of new ways to wind up trolley
Coulsdon Eagle
27-12-2002, 04:57 PM
God bless you sir!
lying on his/her back thinking of england
Latvian
28-12-2002, 05:33 PM
Latvia Actually
Cant get it up...
Coulsdon Eagle
09-01-2003, 08:13 PM
my tent, that is
wets the bed
winston the dog
09-01-2003, 08:16 PM
or rather helps someone else wet it... then rolls over and sleeps in the dry part.
owes me a pint
pubmonkey
09-01-2003, 08:22 PM
owes me two
winston the dog
09-01-2003, 08:25 PM
ill pay if we beat the scouse.
knows the meaning of life
Latvian
09-01-2003, 08:32 PM
but forgot it
sniffs glue
winston the dog
09-01-2003, 08:35 PM
now i got my nose stuck to this fcuking plastic bag
drinks woodpecker, even though they arent 15 any more
Mini Cheddar
09-01-2003, 09:18 PM
although I generally prefer Diamond White.
picks their nose then eats it ......
Psychokiller
10-01-2003, 08:22 AM
Only if there's still narcotics stuck up there!
Has a kinky fetish involving sellotape and a vacuum cleaner
Barney Gumble
10-01-2003, 11:49 AM
DAMM........MY SECRET IS OUT
Has video files of monkeys doing it on the discovery channel, and wonders why they go so fast.
Latvian
10-01-2003, 11:03 PM
They aint nothing but mammals...
Had anal sex with there aunt
Coulsdon Eagle
11-01-2003, 03:55 PM
I didn't know She was a He
has a goat fetish
Latvian
12-01-2003, 06:01 PM
Sheep are too easy
Will tell us his/her favourite Michael Jackson record...
Mini Cheddar
12-01-2003, 06:10 PM
Beat It Latvy ;)
Waxes their back .....
Latvian
12-01-2003, 06:25 PM
and stomach, doesnt hurt as much as ladies would have you know.
Caught their olds at it when they were 6
pete eagle
12-01-2003, 06:26 PM
yep, tis true
Looks at my avatar and realises they don't know where their mum is
Latvian
12-01-2003, 06:34 PM
looks at my description and thinks
"what even shorter than Campos?"
pete eagle
12-01-2003, 06:36 PM
afraid to say it but yep ;)
loves watching holly valance videos and has all her singles and her album
Latvian
12-01-2003, 06:36 PM
Only one video (go on guess which one :p)
isnt called pete
pete eagle
12-01-2003, 06:38 PM
excellent stuff.
likes kiss kiss ;)
Latvian
12-01-2003, 06:42 PM
yes the lighting is amazing
Thought "Down Boy" was a poor follow-up
pete eagle
12-01-2003, 06:43 PM
but I was impressed with Naughty girl
is now going to be deprived of my company on these threads because i'm going down the pub
Latvian
12-01-2003, 06:44 PM
Im gutted mate.
Prob wont be Pete Eagle
Mong!
12-01-2003, 06:46 PM
swimming in the local sewers
Latvian
12-01-2003, 06:57 PM
Confused my Heart
Coulsdon Eagle
12-01-2003, 06:58 PM
has penis breath
Latvian
13-01-2003, 09:09 PM
gave me it
Uses a better dildo with a thumb thing on it for enhanced pleasure
jlmatthews
13-01-2003, 09:12 PM
How would anyone know that?!
Frequently masturbates to pictures of fully clothed women over 70...
Latvian
13-01-2003, 09:13 PM
Watches me perform this sick act
Coulsdon Eagle
18-01-2003, 11:35 AM
and laughing at you
is going to get very drunk tonight
Mini Cheddar
18-01-2003, 11:40 AM
and take home a toy boy :)
gets brewers droop after one pint
Ruskin Old Boy
18-01-2003, 05:20 PM
great fan of friends re-united:hi:
brave (or stupid :clown: ) to drink more than an half:o
Coulsdon Eagle
18-01-2003, 05:23 PM
one pint and i'm on my back
dances like his dad
Twyford Bee
18-01-2003, 11:56 PM
It's not my fault, I was just born uncoordinated!
Has always wondered how to get "those little pictures" under your username, but never dared ask.
matthew
19-01-2003, 12:00 AM
I've never dared ask this question before but....
how do you get "those little pictures" under your username??
Is getting a little worried about their toilet habits.....
cakehoover
19-01-2003, 01:30 AM
Yes, but aren't rubber pants such a godsend!
Is getting a little worried about their nun's habits.....
Coulsdon Eagle
19-01-2003, 04:02 PM
maybe all the food over christmas has made it a bit tight, it's the knickers that hurt most.
wishing they were somewhere hot
Mini Cheddar
19-01-2003, 04:50 PM
and I'm not talking climate
wears their kecks two days running ......
Latvian
19-01-2003, 05:13 PM
but turns them inside out
Models tesco bags...
Mini Cheddar
19-01-2003, 05:56 PM
prefer to wear Waitrose mind
Still gets mummy to do his washing ....
Easy Tiger!
19-01-2003, 06:08 PM
..always grateful not to do it myself.
Has just recovered from last night's hangover.
Trolley
19-01-2003, 06:12 PM
This contributor was clearly imbibing copious amounts of alcohol last night.
Mini Cheddar
19-01-2003, 06:22 PM
Gets as confused as Trolley about which thread he's posting in :o
Coulsdon Eagle
19-01-2003, 06:27 PM
Why thank you kind sir
wipes their nose up their sleeves, leaving it looking like a snail has crawled up their arm
Latvian
19-01-2003, 09:10 PM
its ok I just wear dark shirts now.
Actually works for Bin Laden
Captain Pizza
19-01-2003, 09:28 PM
Not many people know that he makes porn movies
Paints his toenails
Twyford Bee
19-01-2003, 10:34 PM
Other people's, too.
Has attached earlobes.
cakehoover
20-01-2003, 12:49 AM
Yes, to my genitals...
Fantasises about Dot Cotton in PVC...
Latvian
20-01-2003, 09:41 AM
Nope it was pat butcher.... close
always wondered why you never see baby pigeons
Mini Cheddar
21-01-2003, 11:06 PM
..... or white dog poo
still has wet dreams ....
Daniel_Nash
27-08-2003, 01:56 PM
Yep :)
... makes small children cry!
Wedgy
27-08-2003, 01:57 PM
Is upset this thread is back as it interupts his ballroom dancing classes :eek:
:) indeed
would like to see Warncock die (one at a time please!)
Psychokiller
27-08-2003, 02:00 PM
Who doesn't?
Has tasted poo before.
Lenny
27-08-2003, 02:01 PM
Thought it was black forest gateua :rolleyes:
Enjoys listening to Barry Manilow by moonlight.
Daniel_Nash
27-08-2003, 02:02 PM
Accepts these charges.
... Likes to put squirrels down their pants!
Psychokiller
27-08-2003, 02:10 PM
Better than using lizards to masturbate with
Secretly fancies Iain DOwie
windy
27-08-2003, 02:14 PM
and why not? He is better looking than my missus!
Takes karaoke singing seriously
only so I can win the next Pop Idol.
Sells trainers to fascists with Trevors Frances son
Daniel_Nash
27-08-2003, 02:16 PM
It's lucrative!
Fantasises about Lisa Riley and a bucket of angel delight.
yup.
is the first to admit to watching mikebow's vocab tapes.
it's a fair cop!!
attaches electrodes to his balls
it's quite invigorating
uses horse viagra
Daniel_Nash
27-08-2003, 02:22 PM
Nothing like Special K in the morning!
Watches Aerobics Oz Style as free wank material!
I'll never miss a freebie!
fondles squirrels.
Oliver Varcoe
27-08-2003, 02:26 PM
Is masturbating
AddiscombeEagle
27-08-2003, 03:30 PM
is obviously watching me?
charltonhater
27-08-2003, 03:58 PM
isn't nearly as intelligent as me
JamieBcpfc
27-08-2003, 04:39 PM
Is unhappy about theyre being two of the same thread in chit chat gold
windy
27-08-2003, 05:00 PM
not unhappy, just confused.
Is easily confused
Mini Cheddar
27-08-2003, 05:38 PM
Its because my knockers make me dizzy.
Has enormous plums
windy
27-08-2003, 05:39 PM
you've been looking!
has bow legs
Daniel_Nash
27-08-2003, 05:39 PM
Vitamin D :(
Is a penguin.
windy
27-08-2003, 05:41 PM
its a handy trait come the winter.
looks like a hippo
Mini Cheddar
27-08-2003, 05:43 PM
But only from behind.
Fancies Brett
JamieBcpfc
27-08-2003, 06:54 PM
supports crystal palace
mrgins
27-08-2003, 09:56 PM
from a distance :sob:
likes little boys
Mini Cheddar
28-08-2003, 02:51 AM
but prefer big ones ;)
goes to sleep with the light on
only so I can see if Brett creaps up on me :eek:
sucks their thumb in public
JamieBcpfc
28-08-2003, 09:31 AM
bites of other peoples thumb
windy
28-08-2003, 12:26 PM
only coz mine is worn out!
takes it up the ar*e
Mini Cheddar
28-08-2003, 12:29 PM
one of the 19% of course ....
hasn't been laid in years
only because I have laminated flooring in heaven now.
uses their toes to count with
Mini Cheddar
28-08-2003, 12:35 PM
I'm just happy I can still touch them
uses a roll of bog roll per day
Regal Eagle
28-08-2003, 01:19 PM
such a lot to mop up
Watches old movies
Mini Cheddar
28-08-2003, 01:22 PM
busted :D
speaks with his mouth full
Regal Eagle
28-08-2003, 01:25 PM
Like a nip now a gain;)
speaks with mouth full:o
windy
28-08-2003, 06:16 PM
I eat a lot!
is infested with the fleas of a thousand camels in the pubic nest
mrgins
28-08-2003, 11:22 PM
damn! now its public knowledge :sob:
farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles :eek:
JamieBcpfc
29-08-2003, 09:31 AM
only cause i cant be bothered to get out(has now given me a sick picture)
Has a big purple head with spots on
windy
29-08-2003, 10:07 AM
I'm having treatment for it.
has agadoo in their record collection.
JamieBcpfc
29-08-2003, 10:48 AM
I dont no what agadoo is
knows what agadoo is
windy
29-08-2003, 11:21 AM
and dances to it!
watches Rainbow every lunchtime!
Flappy Chicken
29-08-2003, 04:06 PM
Eats dog sh*t sandwiches!
Mini Cheddar
29-08-2003, 04:13 PM
Full of fibre I'll have you know ..
Fancies Trolley
Regal Eagle
29-08-2003, 04:25 PM
I'm not that desperate....................................yet:e ek:
Likes a blowout
Mini Cheddar
29-08-2003, 06:26 PM
but not on the motorway
does rude things with parsnips
willblake88
29-08-2003, 07:31 PM
Maybee!!!!!
Bites the end off 'em
Mini Cheddar
29-08-2003, 08:17 PM
but I never spit em out
gives sloppy kisses
windy
29-08-2003, 10:53 PM
sussed!
gives sloppy blow jobs
mrgins
29-08-2003, 11:08 PM
I pass :eek:
Mini Cheddar
30-08-2003, 01:29 AM
tsk! you need to improve your technique juniper bum ;)
Has posters of Anne Widdecombe on his bedroom wall
mrgins
30-08-2003, 02:30 AM
right next to your picture MC :p
sexual preference for members of his/her own gender
windy
30-08-2003, 02:33 PM
I,m a Hermaphrodite!
Is a closet Brighton Fan!
mrgins
30-08-2003, 03:58 PM
not true, I'm a closet blades fan.
is neil warnocks illegitimate son/daughter
JamieBcpfc
30-08-2003, 06:56 PM
I cant help my father, just cause hes a •••••• doesnt mean i am
Is wearing a skin-tight t-shirt
windy
30-08-2003, 07:10 PM
spooky
is scared of the dark!
JamieBcpfc
30-08-2003, 07:58 PM
so that doesnt make me less of man
shot jr
mrgins
30-08-2003, 09:06 PM
nothing personal, just wanted the show to end.
wears a thong to work
greybot
30-08-2003, 09:14 PM
Only on Saturdays :)
likes women with hairy armpits
JamieBcpfc
30-08-2003, 09:21 PM
nothing wrong with that
is on the sex offenders list, for lewd acts on fhm magazines
mrgins
30-08-2003, 10:06 PM
I'm STILL on that list? :eek:
steals lingerie off clotheslines and sniffs it
Mini Cheddar
31-08-2003, 02:21 AM
well at least its clean :)
needs a back, crack and sac wax
mrgins
31-08-2003, 03:02 AM
the lawnmower just doesn't do the job anymore :(
bites their toenails and saves them as a snack
JamieBcpfc
31-08-2003, 09:20 AM
Wel there low calories
Played Saddam Hussain in south park movie
windy
31-08-2003, 11:03 AM
It was my moustache that got me the part!
wishes they could have been Monica Lewinsky on THAT day!
JamieBcpfc
31-08-2003, 12:16 PM
So i could nick money of him
Picks up chewing gum of the pavement and passes it off as condoms
mrgins
31-08-2003, 09:04 PM
oh no! and I thought my wife was just getting fat!
spreads pigeon poop on bread for his lunch
Mini Cheddar
31-08-2003, 09:26 PM
its full of protein :)
saves their own poo and freezes it
mrgins
31-08-2003, 09:31 PM
thawing it out is worth the effort :eek:
turns her panties inside out to get another months wear out of them :D
Mini Cheddar
31-08-2003, 09:37 PM
learnt that trick off you :)
has had the smell of his own feet bottled as after shave
mrgins
31-08-2003, 09:41 PM
keeps the bugs away
keeps kippers in her underwear to attract new friends
Mini Cheddar
31-08-2003, 09:50 PM
knows its very successul too ;)
keeps very sticky tissues under his mattress
mrgins
31-08-2003, 09:53 PM
I like a stiff mattress:p
keeps boxes of new ones under her pillow for guests
Mini Cheddar
31-08-2003, 11:15 PM
all guests need clean towels :angel:
has a lower IQ than his shoe size
mrgins
01-09-2003, 12:14 AM
surely you don't expect me to answer that? oh crap :(
has a shoe size higher than her bust measurement
Mini Cheddar
01-09-2003, 11:03 AM
only if you are talking continental shoe sizes :)
smells like butt
Yes, Nicky Butt, he always smells nice
Thinks Primark is posh
Mini Cheddar
01-09-2003, 11:05 AM
But only when there is no sale on in Mr Byrite :)
Has a penchant for hairy lasses
only because it saves wear on my Bic razor.
is a s bald as a coot
Mini Cheddar
01-09-2003, 11:15 AM
I thought you liked it shaved ??? :o
has hairy toes
saves money on socks.
has cheesy toes
Mini Cheddar
01-09-2003, 11:22 AM
I have cheesey everything :)
Only has one plum
but it's in prime working order
uses a wheelbarrow at the Pizza Hut Buffet
Only because their pizza makes better compost than food.
Is really a man
Mini Cheddar
01-09-2003, 12:53 PM
shush ! don't tell anyone :veryangry
fixes dishwashers in their spare time
I TOLD you there's a good reason for that
Is really a woman.
Mini Cheddar
01-09-2003, 12:56 PM
yay !!! at last :)
has a secret love child called Jemima
it's a better name the Big Ted.
loves to pack fudge on their day off
Flappy Chicken
01-09-2003, 01:05 PM
Gardens up hill :o
Mini Cheddar
01-09-2003, 01:06 PM
Can't help living on a slope :rolleyes:
Still gets a valentine's card every year from his mum
Flappy Chicken
01-09-2003, 01:13 PM
He he!
Will be the top poster of this forum!
Mini Cheddar
01-09-2003, 01:17 PM
bout time I was top of something :sob:
looks like Jeremy from Airport
Flappy Chicken
01-09-2003, 01:24 PM
(He he!! you mean Jeremy at the Airport of Hollyoaks, Casualty and Rachel Stevens fame!)
Is lost in a over 60's bingo night!
Mini Cheddar
01-09-2003, 01:47 PM
I so didnt mean him :D
Likes to take his mum to tea dances
Pft! SOOOO what? (who did you mean? :))
Uses the thread like a second insult thread.
Mini Cheddar
01-09-2003, 01:51 PM
that jolly chubby bloke who used to work for Aeroflot :)
Has a fine collection of nail polish for his toes
Flappy Chicken
01-09-2003, 02:31 PM
Dates only fat, ugly blokes! (Counts me out then!)
mrgins
01-09-2003, 02:47 PM
ok, I admit it, but don't tell my wife.
picks his nose and wipes his ass at the same time
Mini Cheddar
01-09-2003, 03:53 PM
and has a sex change in the process ;)
wears panties
But only on weekends and at bank holiday fetes.
Doesn't wear panties.
Psychokiller
01-09-2003, 04:26 PM
They chafe too much
Has tasted wee wee before
Mini Cheddar
01-09-2003, 04:27 PM
Love to drink it - preferably straight from source
Doesnt use loo roll
Sandpaper means you're nails.
Has some sort of obsession with toilet threads.
Mini Cheddar
01-09-2003, 04:41 PM
ahem ....
still loves soap on a rope
mrgins
01-09-2003, 05:32 PM
likes to be tied up
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