Ideal names for a football team

[Calder]

Hi all, I am just starting to setup my own football team, and wondered if you lo could think up any names for it.

Also, if anybody between the ages of 16-17 want to play for the team and live in the Croydon area, please contact me via e-mail.

E-mail: andrewcalder2001@excite.co.uk

Cheers

Andrew

[Brett]

Fellatio Wanderers

[Steve C]

Chubnasty Rovers

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Guten Tag!ex Basingstoke lad!

[Brett]

Balloon Knotting FC

[Calder]

Why do you say that?

[Brett]

The Duck Runners

[CPFC_R_GREAT]

How about something classy and iconic!

Like the Trams- It's something the locals can relate to!

Or more seriously but only a bit! how about i dunno the Selhurts Park Rangers!

[Si121]

Goal United, Volley Home, Croyden Palace?

[Skid Row]

The Broken Drums coz you cant be beaten.

[ruediger]

City Rangers FC

[PENGE P]

Fishblood Stiffs, but that's already used
how about HBC Utd

[Gavin Axten]

How about Milton Keynes Wombles. HAHAHHAHAHA

[GUCCI Eagle]

Cunnilingus Rovers

[Dave]

Dynamo Croydon

[The Wee Red]

Juvenile slang for sexual acts and parts of the female anatomy F.C.

[GUCCI Eagle]

Croydon Kiev

[David Murray]

Originally posted by GUCCI Eagle:
Croydon Kiev

Sounds like a piece of fast food from Surrey street market !

[Son of Selhurst]

Croydon Eagles FC, surely?!?!

[Dan Dare]

PVC Swingers

[GUCCI Eagle]

I refuse to be disparaged funny ha ha well matured, bet you've never said anything of a similar nature, oi Jossie's Giants! i'm so funny Tinky Winky, Dipsy, La La, Po, I'm so clever, having a baked potato for my lunch, please set a good example to the children, you shouldn't expect to get an immature reply of base humour in your tumour Love Supreme, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the most effective if the least imaginative, pause for breath, Intelligence Finance forgot to send me a prepaid envelope I'm very annoyed, glad to have got all of this off my chest.org.gov.co.uk.com FC http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif

[David Murray]

I dread to think what position you'd want to play GUCCI http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif

[GUCCI Eagle]

Originally posted by David Murray:
I dread to think what position you'd want to play GUCCI http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif

Perhaps I could mark the wee one with sharpened studs. http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif

[Mossinhio]

what about using the name of a team at powerleague 5 a side wallington

Inter Yer ......

followed by the name of any family member / friend / animal you wish.

eg mum, nan, dad....bird, dog etc.

[Les Butler]

Dickarse utd and I,m not miserable

Oh,I don't mean I,m not miserable as part of the team name ok.

Just thought I would clear that up

Right then

[GUCCI Eagle]

Les Miserables.

Pure inspiration!!!!!!!

[Les Butler]

LoL,nice one,bit easy but there you go.

See how easy it is to go off topic ?
(I like mars bar)

[Bud Eagle]

Mars bar? Hmm surely Uranus rovers would be better?

[GUCCI Eagle]

Croydon Rangers

I do see what you mean about going off the subject.
(I prefer Snickers, which incidentally used to be called Marathon before we decided to follow the Americans and b*stardise the English language)

[Calder]

There seem to be a range of team names which involve the name of Croydon being in it. Could you think of ones which have Sutton or Surrey in them??

Cheers

[GUCCI Eagle]

Originally posted by Calder:
There seem to be a range of team names which involve the name of Croydon being in it. Could you think of ones which have Sutton or Surrey in them??

Cheers

Sutton Moon FC
Sutton Myface FC

[Bud Eagle]

Surrey we're here
Surrey to be alive
Surrey but I've lost my dog
Surrey about the mess, I'll clean it up later when I have some time.
Surrey but we'll have to break your legs if you win

Any help?

[Calder]

um...great help Bud Eagle

[walderslade eagle]

There is a team just outside Maidstone called Sutton Saints, so what about Sutton Sinners?

[Kevin T]

Moving on to the interesting subject of chocolate bars, I have distinguished chocolate marketing ploys into distinct "generations", developed to keep any one, essentially the same product, interesting and saleable.

1st Gen
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Your standard Mars, Snickers, KitKat

2nd Gen
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Kingsize

3rd Gen
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Minitures (for kids and selection packs)

4th Gen
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Chunky (a clever move this one)

5th Gen (technically an off shoot of 4)

Chunky King Size (for fat gits)

[Calder]

Selhurst Sharks anyone?

[Eagle El]

Shark Park Narks

[Paul Stevens]

Real Sutton
Real Surrey
Real Selhurst
Real Croydon

Diportivo Sutton
Diportivo Surrey
Diportivo Selhurst etc

Dynamo Sutton
Dynamo Surrey etc

Sutton Juniors etc

Doesn't have the same ring somehow

[Calder]

Cheers i like them Paul. Keep them coming!!!

[Brett]

Real Social Dad

[Eagles Fan]

Norfolk in Chance

(say it fast) http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif

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Palace 'til I Die

[Canute]

Suttonly Utd !

[Brett]

Spunktak Most Cows

Abra Kebab Ra

Mammery

[Calder]

Real Social Dad, hehehe. What imaginations you people have.

Watch a lot of Spanish footie don't we?

Sell the W**k*r, aka, Salamanca, lol

[This message has been edited by Calder (edited 04 January 2001).]

[IT'S A DARTFORD THING]

Brett and Gucci thankyou for making me laugh after a long day at work, keep up the good work.

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LONG LIVE U.K GARAGE

[anti-addick]

It's bloody hard work I can tell you. You've obviously mailed me re CPIFC after this posting though.

I used to run a team in the Banbury leagues and we were called "Charlatans", basically because we were.

[Neil MacQueen]

Calders Rangling Retards

[GUCCI Eagle]

Vulva Athletic

Mutton Shutters Utd

[walderslade eagle]

Originally posted by Brett:
Fellatio Wanderers
That's a bit of a mouthful Brett. Calderonian Thistle.

[The Spiders From Mars]

Sutton Death

[GUCCI Eagle]

Sutton Mybacki'maneffinhorse FC

Surrey Yeruptheduffluvi'moff FC