The Insult Thread

[JamieBcpfc]

Basically you insult the person in front of you:veryangry :veryangry :veryangry :veryangry

[TopKnot]

what a completely pointless thread, you bum-lipped simpleton

[Ruskin Old Boy]

Zalupa! :D

[wholethedougout]

Zalupa??? What a stupid useless comment, then again when do you make any good comments? :D tosser

[JamieBcpfc]

Dictator is that supposed to be funny

[Ruskin Old Boy]

Originally posted by wholethedougout
Zalupa??? What a stupid useless comment, then again when do you make any good comments? :D tosser

Yob tvayu mat'!

(And I hope you don't know Russian :D )

[JamieBcpfc]

God why do you act so clever, i dont no russian and neither do many on the board so stop showing off

[bert head is god]

Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
i dont no russian

Well what's all this bollox about Ukraine :grrr:

T0SSER

[Ruskin Old Boy]

Originally posted by bert head is god
Well what's all this bollox about Ukraine :grrr:

T0SSER

ROTFL :p

[Al From Bromley]

Get on with your household chores Dillweed

[Lambeth Palace]

Originally posted by Ruskin Old Boy
Yob tvayu mat'!

(And I hope you don't know Russian :D )

Gulooboi

[BringBackSasa]

14

[Lenny]

15

[BringBackSasa]

16

[Grim Reaper]

Is that your IQ, dumbo?

[BringBackSasa]

18 (and rising GR)

[charltonhater]

You deranged malfunctioning twonk, you missed out 17.

[Steve C]

So what if he missed 17, you sad sad little man.

[BringBackSasa]

17

[charltonhater]

you one eyed buttnunch, you forgot to insult the tiny todgered twerp above you

[BringBackSasa]

19?

[Steve C]

Originally posted by charltonhater
you one eyed buttnunch, you forgot to insult the tiny todgered twerp above you
your not worth typing about.

[D J]

Originally posted by Steve C
your not worth typing about.

You are not worth the chewing gum stuck to the sole of my right wellington boot.

[Strathclyde Eagle]

You wear Wellingtons? Saddo. ;)

[BringBackSasa]

33

[TopKnot]

whats with the random numbers, you pointless goon? Are you so illiterate you can't type letters? Or is this some sort of 'code' in the 'special boys' club?

[BringBackSasa]

45 - well, my mum thinks I'm special :)

[TopKnot]

well your mum told me I'm special too...but thats just what we call pillow talk

:D

[BringBackSasa]

48 - she works in a special school...

[JamieBcpfc]

You obviously are part of that school, you stupid idiot

[Latvian]

PEZA!

[Daniel_Nash]

You People and NOTW world reading middle-class white male, what a hard life you lead!! You stupid puke filled mucous bubble. Go and lie in the gutter where you deserve to be, and i hope that tram runs you over.

[Latvian]

Your Mum!

[Daniel_Nash]

YOUR mum! :p

[Latvian]

Your mum and Petes - yeah thats right :veryangry !

[Daniel_Nash]

HEY!!! Pete's Mum's a saint! A SAINT!

[Latvian]

Yeah, well you...your...your a wee wee knickers you silly poo poo Tottenham Fan :eek:!

[Daniel_Nash]

It's "You are" or "you're" when addressing someone.

You unintelligent, inbred idiot. :)

[Latvian]

WHATEVER YOU MINCING RAT! :veryangry

[Daniel_Nash]

I know you are, but what am i?!

[Latvian]

Originally posted by Daniel_Nash
I know you are, but what am i?!

I know you are, but what am I?!

[Daniel_Nash]

Takes one to know one!

[Latvian]

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EE!!!

[Daniel_Nash]

Touché

[JamieBcpfc]

You overdrawn,south park loving rat shagger

[Daniel_Nash]

Sorry... you ukrainian loving, non-russian speaking, gibberish posting waste of red blood cells!

[JamieBcpfc]

You like Superman, need i say any more

[Daniel_Nash]

Erm, don't think you read it correctly. Illiterate, Latvian loving, scrotum seed.

[JamieBcpfc]

Latvain loving, are you either blind or just stupid

[Latvian]

Well can we both agree Russia are rats please? You mincing thumble sexing rat touching unt?

[Daniel_Nash]

Is that what the Doctors said when you were born?

(btw, i don't mean what i say.. no problem with you at all)

[JamieBcpfc]

God Latvian you are as stupid as Daniel Nash, i dont like Russia, its Ukraine

[Daniel_Nash]

None of us understand why though... and you said you don't speak a word of Russian.

We may be stupid, but at least we don't have a "bed time" soon! Go away little boy, or we'll set Gonzo on you.

[Latvian]

I dont like Russia either, cant we just agree you lippos poostiss?

[Gosling]

Originally posted by Ruskin Old Boy
Yob tvayu mat'!

(And I hope you don't know Russian :D )

He doesn't. wholethedugout is nekulturny.

[JamieBcpfc]

Stop saying crap words, you posh git

[BringBackSasa]

88

[mrgins]

is that your age or your waist size, you fat plonker

[JamieBcpfc]

Oh get a life,you gin drinking scumbag

[GOD]

shut it you closet Brighton fan

[JamieBcpfc]

Oh you lary git,that is too much

[TURKISH]

arsewipe

[Latvian]

mincer

[JamieBcpfc]

Mauresmo shagger

[Steve C]

you pimple on the bottom of the world.

[gjtango]

Originally posted by Steve C
you pimple on the bottom of the world.


The world dosn't have a bottom if you checked the atlas, its infact round! How about stating facts not fiction, e.g. Your an unitelligent silly bugger!

[Latvian]

you tell him ratboy!

[gjtango]

Originally posted by Latvian
you tell him ratboy!

You what, you what, you what you what you what? I'd like to see a comeback on that one, scumbag!

[Nelson Muntz]

Thats a stupid song. Cocksucker.

[gjtango]

Originally posted by Nelson Muntz
Thats a stupid song. Cocksucker.

Really? Well I don't see you jolly and singing. Boring git. :D

[pallet]

Get over it you piss smelling wine drinking effect causer:eek:

[gjtango]

Originally posted by pallet
Get over it you piss smelling wine drinking effect causer:eek:

Judgeing by your comment, I have come to the conclusion that I can infact, handle the slighty stronger substances, compared to you, you dirty Barcardi Breezer swigger :o

[JamieBcpfc]

You wine drnking yuppie

[Vince Hilarious]

Communist Tw4t

[Mong!]

••••••• ••••

[greybot]

Monger!!

[CallMeBernard]

Grey Bottomed @rse hole

[JamieBcpfc]

Sun squeezing french git

[CallMeBernard]

Call me French you Belgium crossbreed

[SIKO]

Jesus H Christ Ive met slugs with more charisma than you. Shut your gob and give your other end a chance

[gjtango]

Have some respect and leave Jesus Christ out of this thread you disrespecful pompous prat.

[Raggy]

Learn to spell you creepy bible bashing Jesus freak.

[gjtango]

I left ONE t out of the whole remark. That's one mistake, we all make mistakes. Obviously you don't, dirty smart alec.

[SIKO]

Ive met retarded tadpoles with a higher IQ than you

[Flappy Chicken]

Man your just a complete Sicko!

[GUCCI Eagle]

Afterbirth face

[Flappy Chicken]

Poo Chomper!

[SIKO]

Kiss my hairy spotty arse you TIMMY of the BBS

[CallMeBernard]

You spotty arsed sicko of the BBS. You're no more than a turd dangling over the great toilet bowl of humanity, just waiting to be dumped and flushed.

So there. :grrr:

[DougleMcNori]

POLECAT

[JamieBcpfc]

Loner, with no social life

[gjtango]

Judging by ure post count, thats you the loner right?

[Sires]

Shut your hole Mr Piece of trash nipple knibbling under the hairy ass Cum Gullet.

[mrgins]

Judging by your language, the size of your mouth is only exceeded by the size of the void between your ears, you horse's arse

[ozieaglesimon]

lower-case scum:o moxogins

[Steve C]

Duunnnng !!! the sound an Abbo makes when he bounces off your car. I know you have heard this sound.Just before the lights went out:rolleyes:

[BringBackSasa]

Need to edit dumbnuts?

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[Flappy Chicken]

Poohole Sucker!

[charltonhater]

you dilhole turd crunching arsetwat

[Psychokiller]

Sh:t eating crack whore

[greybot]

Christian

[JamieBcpfc]

Unreligious sheep shagger

[The EEEAAAGGGLLLEEE!!!]

Ukraine is a shithole:D

[Steve C]

Wimbledon fan

[ozieaglesimon]

Your mother was a Hamster!!!:vader:

[DougleMcNori]

Elderberry smelling wuss

[GOD]

sweaty sock!

[DougleMcNori]

overated imaginary icon!

[Flappy Chicken]

Your quite a decent chap really















NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You take it up the Gary Glitter you Wonker

[ozieaglesimon]

Shut it ya bloody marsupial!!!! :veryangry

[BringBackSasa]

57

[Latvian]

whatever boyrider!

[BringBackSasa]

57 is the amount of stitches you'll need after that footy game you're arranging.

[ozieaglesimon]

Fek orf arse features! :moo:

[charltonhater]

ozieaglesimon, take that donkey out of your butt

[Sires]

You proud of that icon are you cum gullet

[Mat ov CPFC]

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[mrgins]

Originally posted by Steve C
Wimbledon fan
Was this really necessary? This kind of language should be banned you horse's f0reskin.:eek:

[Latvian]

Youve got a point Canadian boy :p

[BringBackSasa]

21596

[JamieBcpfc]

Is that how many times you have been to brighton games

[mrgins]

I think thats the number of pimples on your @rse, blimp head

[Latvian]

No, Im sure its the number of cocks youve ridden!

[mrgins]

Is that your head or did your neck throw up?

[ozieaglesimon]

nice work mrpotatohead:o

[Mini Cheddar]

that's rich coming from you Mr Bellend.....

[ozeagle]

what sort of a cockhead names himself after a party snack. tosser.

[Lenny]

you didn't even know she was a bird you pov aussie derro ••••

[Steve C]

You badgers butt.

[Lenny]

Kiss my chuddies.

[Mini Cheddar]

Rather that than kiss your face :o

[ozieaglesimon]

eat my shorts!

[Lenny]

I'd prefer a more filling meal personally :o

[Marc]

Muppet.

[Mini Cheddar]

Prefers wood to fish :o

[Ben H]

:moo:

[Mini Cheddar]

Should go back to annoying HenryHall .....

[Ben H]

:moo:

[Marc]

Cowpat

[ozeagle]

what sort of bloke gives himself a 'real' name as a BBS name, what do you think you're Brett or something..cockhead

you african bum licking cock sucking pissy pants lookalike

[Shoreditch CPFC]

I'm having a bad morning so you can all fvck off

[Dorking .Eagle]

I would have said you're having a bad life. Loser.

[Marc]

Well you've got dork in your name. Speaks for itself.

[Wedgy]

You bumsucking Brett lover :eek:

[Marc]

You've got your pants halfway up your @rse

[Wedgy]

You're very observant ... Four eyes! :veryangry

[Latvian]

Stop talking about yourself like that

[CallMeBernard]

Baltic badger botherer

[Latvian]

Shut up Bernard you raaaaaaasclat

[mrgins]

you sniff little boys bicycle seats on hot days

[GOD]

you make little boys sniff your bicycle seat on hot days

[charltonhater]

God, you've got less brain cells than Jade Goody.

[Latvian]

Addick enthusiast

[mrgins]

foreignor

[charltonhater]

you can talk you fat slobbery american

[biggus mickus]

David Murry(a), is a Francis.

[CallMeBernard]

You fat piece of sh!t. You tall, lanky, ugly piss flap.

[Latvian]

Sun loving gipsy

[Wedgy]

Goat twiddler!

[GOD]

get out of bed marshmellow boy!

[BringBackSasa]

How the •••• did you allow jamies' life-long dream of having a thread in chit chat gold happen?? He has nothing to aspire to now you Mary-fiddler. :veryangry

[ozieaglesimon]

Irrelevant icon of a bygone age!

[GOD]

shut it you Home and Away fan!

[CallMeBernard]

Look who's talking, Mr I'm so f~~king Almighty. You're so sh!te you even created Stourbridge.

[ozieaglesimon]

oxo bernard!

[GOD]

your Mum was born in Stourbridge

[CallMeBernard]

Jumped up minor deity

[Latvian]

Mincing thimble rat.

[CallMeBernard]

Cross eyed palm pilot

[Latvian]

Pete

[CallMeBernard]

Is that all you've got to offer? Monosyllbale uttering gypsy love child.

[GOD]

stuff you, you driveway laying, tree cutting, dodgem operating, caravan dweller!

[CallMeBernard]

Oh yeah you invertebrate muzak listening overweight guzzbucket

[Latvian]

titmouse

[charltonhater]

baltic twerp

[mrgins]

Originally posted by charltonhater
you can talk you fat slobbery american I'm as english as you are plus some, you butt sniffing toe rag

[JamieBcpfc]

I would say thanks for getting my thread into gold but i do not need help from twats like you

[BringBackSasa]

44

[JamieBcpfc]

Alliterating,Yugoslavian randy bearded player loving coconut head

[Latvian]

Soviet mincer

[CallMeBernard]

Barmy Baltic Buzzard Buggerer

[Latvian]

Bible bashing bum bandit

[mrgins]

bleedin' burping bathwaterbubbling b@stard

[charltonhater]

rabid maggot snatcher

[mrgins]

your mother wears charlton shirts

[Latvian]

your mother sells em

[mrgins]

your sister earns them the old fashioned way;)

[Gosling]

Side point here:

The best bit of office insulting I have heard for ages was told to me when I was giving a colleague (D) a lift home from work the other day. In order to explain the situation here are the dramatis personae:

T: Mutton dressed as lamb blonde tart.
D: Doesn't really give a sh!t young sales bloke on the verge of handing his notice in.
S: Slightly freaky digital production bloke. Absurly tall. Bald. Whistles all the time. Flirts creepily with everybody. Except me, thankfully.

S, D and T are in the digital production room. T is sitting at a computer playing about with an ad. S is standing behind her, playing with her hair in his own bizarre manner. She is flattered. :confused: . D is trying to ignore the gruesome scene.

S pulls T's hair into bunches. T asks D how she looks. The conversation continued...

D to T: "You look like Red Fraggle, only slightly less red."

T to D (huffily): "Well, it looks like you need to get a new iron, looking at the creases in your shirt..."

D to T: "Yeah, I do. But the beautiful thing about shirts is you can iron them and the wrinkles just fall out..."

T sits there with steam coming out of her ears...

[mrgins]

Hmmm, I guess you had to be there eh gosling, you ugly duckling.

[ozeagle]

seppo!

[Psychokiller]

Dingo shagging kangaroo fister

[CallMeBernard]

Child fiddling Trolley- dolly

[Latvian]

Originally posted by Gosling
Side point here:

The best bit of office insulting I have heard for ages was told to me when I was giving a colleague (D) a lift home from work the other day. In order to explain the situation here are the dramatis personae:

T: Mutton dressed as lamb blonde tart.
D: Doesn't really give a sh!t young sales bloke on the verge of handing his notice in.
S: Slightly freaky digital production bloke. Absurly tall. Bald. Whistles all the time. Flirts creepily with everybody. Except me, thankfully.

S, D and T are in the digital production room. T is sitting at a computer playing about with an ad. S is standing behind her, playing with her hair in his own bizarre manner. She is flattered. :confused: . D is trying to ignore the gruesome scene.

S pulls T's hair into bunches. T asks D how she looks. The conversation continued...

D to T: "You look like Red Fraggle, only slightly less red."

T to D (huffily): "Well, it looks like you need to get a new iron, looking at the creases in your shirt..."

D to T: "Yeah, I do. But the beautiful thing about shirts is you can iron them and the wrinkles just fall out..."

T sits there with steam coming out of her ears...

Thats great :lux:

You sad Holmesdale reject rat •••••• :D

[mrgins]

you wouldn't know a good punchline if it farted in your face, hosenose

[CallMeBernard]

you're an ugly b@stard if ever there was one, you lard sucking Belgian lover

[Wedgy]

go back to your sweaty scum pool

[mrgins]

why don't you go give yourself a good wedgy :)

[Wedgy]

At least I can ....... skuz brain

[charltonhater]

kono kusottare jiji

[CallMeBernard]

Yeah? You come over here and say that!

[JamieBcpfc]

Bible Bashing Priest bashing prick

[Wedgy]

least I have one, Pee Wee!

[Daniel_Nash]

your female relative! :moo:

[Wedgy]

ever seen a female? doubt it in the hole you live in :D

[Daniel_Nash]

Says you.. working in Croydon eh? bet that's nice ;)

[wholethedougout]

Honestly is that the best tag line you could come up with?
You dirty Rat!

[Wedgy]

Drove through Shirley this evening ..... accidently ran over your dog ... mistook it for a rodent :D

[Daniel_Nash]

Originally posted by wholethedougout
Honestly is that the best tag line you could come up with?
You dirty Rat!
Better than pretending to be a war criminal! :rolleyes:

As for you Wedgy! you.. err.. smell!

[Wedgy]

would be worried if you couldn't smell with that hooter :eek:

[Daniel_Nash]

Hello Mr Pot.. you're black!

Why thanks Mr Kettle, so are you!

You're C Block in disguise.

[Wedgy]

Now, everything else I can handle, but your last line is just down right offensive :sob: ;)
You perverted goat Hurder :D

[Daniel_Nash]

Illiterate too, eh... you really ARE c block.

HERDer :)

Ps, can i have a milkybar?

[Wedgy]

was just checking your level of education ... pretty high. Hmmmmm, how many headmasters did you have to suck up to to get that level?

[Daniel_Nash]

None actually, i am so gifted that they all welcome me into the school with the hope i talk to the OFSTED inspectors on behalf of the school and earn more funds for the year.

Unlike you... who hangs outside the school and offers then baking powder in bags, pretending it's speed! Isn't it!

:moo:

[Wedgy]

You toff nosed teachers pet, you should be shot on site ;)

[Daniel_Nash]

That's not very nice... i'm telling!

You rat.
http://www.peninsulahumanesociety.org/images/available_small_animals/available_rats/baby-rat.jpg

[Wedgy]

Bet all your class mates used to fill your school bag with chalk dust :D

[Daniel_Nash]

Bet all yours used to hold your head in the loo and flush it, after they'd been for a big dump after lunch! :D!

[Wedgy]

No, but I did get a spanking at Cubs when I flushed a boys woggle down the loo :o

You were too busy holding your Mummy's hand to ever get into trouble ;)

[Daniel_Nash]

I have no one else's hand to hold! that's why!

Cubs story, really? hehe. Woggle, cool word.

I got in trouble at primary school once for dropping someone's jumper in a muddy puddle :D

ps, gimp. :vader:

[Wedgy]

bet you didn't want to get your feet wet you pansy!

[Daniel_Nash]

It was hardly a lake, you know!

If you try and walk in a straight line, do you end up going round in circles? Wedgy :)

[Wedgy]

only to make sure I barge you out of the way, you pest! :D

[Daniel_Nash]

Sex pest? that's you, i think you'll find.

Anyway, nuff of this. I'm off to bed. It's been a long and tiring day.

Night all. :hi:

[Wedgy]

go on then, off to bed with your little cuddly teddy bear, you over-grown pug ugly kid! (had to get some last insults in there ;))

[mrgins]

Call that an insult? you hairy assed, pignosed, crosseyed, goatfercker

[CallMeBernard]

Call that a face? I've seen better looking vomit from wild boar that's eaten nothing but sweetcorn and anchovy pizza for a week.

[mrgins]

If you stopped screwing wild boar, they probably wouldn't vomit so much

[Wedgy]

are you mentally de-ranged?

[mrgins]

are you grazing out on the range you sheep fukka

[Latvian]

Feltz enthuasiast

[JamieBcpfc]

Pisspot,fagface old women

[mrgins]

uneloquent, sexist juvenile

[JamieBcpfc]

Sex loving american cannibal poof

[mrgins]

and I thought you didn't like me! you one-eyed, mutant closet bha supporter

[Mini Cheddar]

you'll be better at this once your testicles have descended .....

[Wedgy]

talking from experience?

[Mini Cheddar]

well you obviously arn't :rolleyes:

[Wedgy]

you do really think I would try and impress someone like you? :rolleyes:

[Mini Cheddar]

always best to fight only the battles you can win love ......

[Wedgy]

whatever you say DEAR :D

[Mini Cheddar]

You appear to be confusing me with Margo again :rolleyes:

[Wedgy]

How could I?? she has my best interests at heart :veryangry You just want want want want :rolleyes:

[Mini Cheddar]

You are very well suited :rolleyes:

[Wedgy]

are you going green with envy, or is that just the dried snot building up?

[Mini Cheddar]

no, that would be your rose tinted glasses confusing your little brain again .....

[Wedgy]

well, they are pretty cr@p glasses, but as you bought them for me, I thought I better humour you :rolleyes:

[Mini Cheddar]

That would be a first then ......

[Wedgy]

well, sometime I just have to grit my teeth and just try to be nice to you.