5 things you know about the person above

[JamieBcpfc]

pretty self explanatory
BEGIN!!

[BringBackSasa]

1. starts pointless threads over and over
2. and over
3. and over
4. and over
5. and over

[willblake88]

He is in England. likes his new avatar. is Ukrainian. his floppy disk walks.
sends 4.07 posts a day.

[Oliver Varcoe]

1. BBS name is WillBlake 88
2. knows someone called JBcpfc that starts pointless threads
3. over
4. and over
5. and over

[greybot]

.

[greybot]

1.Is 11 years old
2.Has kissed 4 different girls i one day
3.Is captain of his football team
4.Has made a 4 year old eat a condom before
5.His parents r divorced

I have 5 more if anyone is interested :D

[JamieBcpfc]

1.Lives in Letchworth
2.Has read the 10 things you dont no about me thread
3.Has an average of 2.96
4.Spells grey, G-R-E-Y
5.BBs name is greybot

[idiot]

Obviously has no friends outside of cyberspace.
In this particular thread is situated above someone who can't count.

[E_girl]

1. Is actually a Brentford fan!
2. Only met him once
3. That was on the train back from Preston on the opening day of last season.
4. He was very drunk then.
5. His real name's David (I think?)

[idiot]

is wrong about my name
confessed she wished she two was a bee
is fit
oh yeah... and is a grass ;)

[E_girl]

Originally posted by idiot
is wrong about my name

Swear you said it was David - well, it was over a year ago, no wonder I got it wrong!

What is it then?

[Benzhiyi]

Real name is Michelle
Lives in Clapham
Went to the same school as me
Brings her nephew to Palace matches
Likes Danny Granville :eek:

[Latvian]

Is gonna lose on sunday
Was relegated from PES offline tourney serie a this season :o
Started most chants at Burnley away this year
Won a blue monster at Torquay
Was in the Cherries til 23.30 after Sh*ff Utd

[mrgins]

is 21
is not latvian
posts too much
likes his beer
has never met me

[gjtango]

Lives in America
Is currently Offline
Has only been on the BBS 8 months
Has a username slightly relating to Gin?
Sounds male

[Psychokiller]

1. Is not old enough to drink and vote
2. Is old enough to •••• and smoke
3. Lives in Honor Oak
4. ••••••• hates Sheffield United to be honest, though obviously Millwall contend with them too
5. Wine makes him piss

[Skin Up]

Likes Ken

Dislikes the royal family

His real christian name is the same as mine

Doesn't eat meat

His old avatars were a lot better

[Trolley]

1. Is a Train "Enthusiast".
2. Ditto
3. Ditto
4. Ditto
5. Ditto

:D :p :D

My comments of course were directed at "Pyschokiller" !!!

[Smurph]

1. Enjoys Foxhunting
2. Favourite food is veal
3. Votes Conservative
4. Favourite singer is Robbie Williams
5. Is an ardent Royalist.

Wait a minute, is this not the pointless fib thread? :angel:

[Smurph]

Too slow! That was supposed to be about PK. Mind you, he did once claim to be Trolley and many of these could be true about the old shopping cart.

[Psychokiller]

Hey! One at a time please!

[Flappy Chicken]

Is not blue.
Has been posting for over two years.
Was caught smuggling drugs into the UK.
Is really in prison using the shared PC.
Get's Buttflushed by a big bloke called Brenda every day! :(

[AJ1969]

- looks like ozzy osbourne
- doesn't mince his words
- seems reasonably intelligent if not stark raving loony
- is in to using sharp surgical implements on unsuspecting clients
- is probably quite sweet in real life

[AJ1969]

Originally posted by AJ1969
- looks like ozzy osbourne
- doesn't mince his words
- seems reasonably intelligent if not stark raving loony
- is in to using sharp surgical implements on unsuspecting clients
- is probably quite sweet in real life

concerns PK, not flappy

[Flappy Chicken]

Poor Flappy :(

[Psychokiller]

1. Worst enemy is Colonel Sanders
2. Is moving to Kent
3. Likes Palace, Wine, Women and song
4. Probably all at the same time
5. Analyses tree juice

[Smurph]

Lives in Kent
Flaps
Chops
SAP analyst (poor Flappy)
Only really knows two things about me and only got the fith one right by pure chance.

Grrrr - someone got in first again!

[Skin Up]

Works in IT

I know one of his cousins

Took loads of pics at the 1990 cup final

Married with one child

Got hammered at the Watford game

*Smurph this is for

[Wedgy]

- Was concerned about the stranger he was blowing smoke over on Tuesday :D
- Has a reputation for sleeping a lot :)
- Sits 5 rows in front of me, yet I have never noticed :eek:
- Has an avatar that makes you squint your eyes :o
- Doesn't know where he is :D

[JamieBcpfc]

Reckons he is a smurph
Is in the next door but one
is strangly anomonyous
Registered a couple of months before me
registared more than a couple of months before me on 2nd glance

[Psychokiller]

1. Is known as Harry Potter by many pub landlords in Croydon
2. Sits in the Holmesdale Lower
3. Is working with Nestle to add mind control drugs to baby milk
4. Likes Mini Cheddars ;)
5. Gets pissed with me some lunchtimes

*Wedgy

[Smurph]

Originally posted by Skin Up


Got hammered at the Watford game



Thanks Neil, I was hoping we could all forget that...

P.S. My cousin says hello

[Wedgy]

1. Drinks nothing but Pimms
2. Is a subscriber to Gardening Monthly Magazine
3. Likes pretty ribbons in his hair
4. Never leaves home without Pootle his Teddy
5. Loves singing in public

* Psychokiller

[Psychokiller]

1. It's not his birthday today
2. Had pictures of Debbie McGee on his bedroom wall as a teenager
3. Tried to buy his weekly groceries with Stringfellow money
4. Hides a lavatory brush under his bed
5. Wee wee's in the mix for Yorkie bars in the Nestle factory

[Wedgy]

1. Is Margaret Thatcher's lover
2. Cheated on her last year with the Queen
3. Was dumped by the Queen after being caught in Buck House's kennels :eek:
4. Was a "high Potential" Conservative (like a young William Hague) until he found more pleasure in book keeping for Prince Charles.
5. Is currently saving for his own set of Classic Stamps

[Psychokiller]

1. Lies
2. Lies more
3. Lies again
4. Tells more lies
5. LIES!

[Benzhiyi]

Angry boy
Likes Mansun
Hates Coldplay (f he has any sense)
Cowells in the corner of various drinking establishments (probably)
Has mellowed a little recently

[Wedgy]

Have not met him yet
a magazine web monkey
Daniel Beddingfield's brother ;)
Hasn't played Penalty Shoot Out in a while
Is loosing valuable time for a liquid lunch :D

[drunkymunky]

lives 521,483 cm from selhurst
called wedgy
posts 20.25 per day
lives on this website

[GekkoVsFox]

recently acquired avatar?
too young to remember our finest hour
keeps sticking his tongue out at me - (might be a bit batty)
0.32 per day
east dulwich

[jone-zee]

1. Firstpart of name was a character in Wall St
2. Second part is a Capital DJ
3. Or a Palace PA Announcer
4. Or Basil Brush
5. Or Samantha

[Skin Up]

Lives in Jamaica's capital

Takes the Gekko's side

Angry with the fox for picking a fight with the smaller Gekko

1st Season ticket when he was 4

Will be partaking in his favourite hobby tomorrow (hopefully)

* for Gekko

[The EEEAAAGGGLLLEEE!!!]

1) His first name is Skin.
2) His second name isUP.
3) He is a Palace fan.
4) He hates Brighton.
5) He hates millwall.

[Kevin T]

1) Prefers Lurpak above any other brand of butter
2) Currently lives with his 'other half' in Mitcham and no longer comes to the pub
3) Never lived in Harringay despite telling the BBS he did
4) Despite going to a state school, has made full use of Whitgift's sporting facilities
5) Hates the Royal family even more in real life than he lets on in here

* Pyschokiller

[Psychokiller]

You ••••••• Kev :sob:

[Psychokiller]

Except 5 of course ;)

[JamieBcpfc]

1.Is a filthy slut hoe
2.Is a psycotic killer
3.Lives in Lost Vagueness
4.Has posted 15700
5.Has accused Wedgy of lieing

[Psychokiller]

1. Started this thread
2. Was born the year I took my first ecstasy
3. Has a mum who takes hours to get ready for anything
4. Lives in England
5. Is a personal person

[Benzhiyi]

1. Is posting too much on this thread
2. As usual
3. Has ••••ed it up, shot his load, and spewed onto the motorway shoulder
4. Should have told Benzhiyi not to try and list five things when he only had four, and
5.

[jone-zee]

1. Cried the day The Queen Mum Died
2. Goes To Margeret Thatcher fund raising dinners
3. Attends Changing Of The Guard when he is in the area
4. Stands to attention whenever God Save The Queen is played
5. Berates those who dont

[Psychokiller]

1. Is tall
2. But not Chinese
3. I can't be sure if he beats up referees
4. Has met me once but probably doesn't recall the event
5. Edits girly mags (no, not THOSE sort of girly mags! :rolleyes: )
*Benzhiyi

[Sweetpea!]

Likes Marrows
Anti Fox hunting
Left winger (and footer I believe)
Had the Killer Doctor avatar
Is a wuss really


;)

[Skin Up]

Going to watch the carott crunchers play cricket tomorrow.

Has hundreds of pound worth of toys in his flat

Keeps picking up football injuries

Has to remortage his flat every time he wants to eat out at his local

Thinks Mark Bosnich/Richard Bacon etal are musicians

*Ben

[Wedgy]

1. Has not told Kev T that he doesn't like him anymore :eek:
2. Is currently plotting to bring the conservatives to power
3. The only thing he has ever killed is the bacteria around his ears
4. Likes popping Smarties
5. Is Trolley

* Psychokiller

[jone-zee]

1. Enjoys a good Jump
2. Was involved in a fascinating bodily fluid whodunnit few years ago
3. Doesnt support Palace
4. Used to work with Kev T
5. And some other bloke who used to post on here whose name escapes me

[Benzhiyi]

Originally posted by Skin Up


Thinks Mark Bosnich/Richard Bacon etal are musicians

*Ben

LOL. :D Love the last one. As will the Bear.

As for Skin Up:

1. SLEEPS
2. ALL
3. THE
4. •••••••
5. TIME

[Wedgy]

1. Enjoys a good pint of Cobra
2. Is bad at remembering names
3. Likes Yams???? :eeek:
4. Is 15 years older than me :eek:
5. Likes kipper Ties :eek: :eek:

* jone-zee

[drunkymunky]

ive already listed 5 things about him.
holmesdale lower block c
is 29??
wont stop jumping
is online at the moment

[Wedgy]

1. Doesn't realise he only posted FOUR things about me last time :o
2. Got my age wrong :eek:
3. now knows I only just started jumping at 11am :D
4. Has a fab unique avatar :p
5. Is counting down 2 weeks :(

[samtheeagle]

1- registered dec 2000
2- lives near selhurst
3- is online at moment
4- has posted 19915 posts ( a bloody lot if u ask me)
5- likes Crimson Scrunchie

[JamieBcpfc]

1.Hasnt been a member for long
2.Is named Sam
3.Doesnt know oabout my dads office being next to maggie thatcher
4.Is a fan of lesbians
5.Is a fan of steve coppell

[christopher]

Jamie
1. HAs been a member for a while
2. Is online
3. Is called Jamie
4. Has a thing about the Ukraine
5. Is worried about his new avatar.

[JamieBcpfc]

1.Knows something i dont no
2.Has also been a member for a short while
3.Has a bigger average posting than me
4.Is from Bath
5.Has just taken a bath

[christopher]

The last one is a bit weak.

[samtheeagle]

1.Knows something i dont no
2.Has also been a member for a short while
3.Has a bigger average posting than me
4.Is from Bath
5.Has just taken a bath

[christopher]

Eh? :eek:

[Maz]

The last one is a bit weak.

[nicknewell]

1. is 16 years old
2. has a dog called tilly
3. goes to alleyn's
4. sits in the homesdale next to a very handsom lad
5. needs a hair cut

[Wedgy]

1. changed his avatar pretty sharpish when he saw the picture :o
2. Lives in Dulwich
3. Made the right choice by moving to the Holmesdale :p
4. Is 12 years younger than me :eek:
5. Will not be going to the game tomorrow.

* samtheeagle

[Clapham Grand]

1. Has just got a new avatar
2. Is from Dulwich
3. is into girl on girl
4. knows how to use a computer
5. is under the age of 35?

[samtheeagle]

nick is going to game 2 morrow i gonna make him so ur last one is weak

[nicknewell]

i'm going to the game. cos i'm a hard nut

[Wedgy]

Originally posted by nicknewell
i'm going to the game. cos i'm a hard nut

Wasn't for you :rolleyes:

[nicknewell]

1. likes his music
2. refuses to have a signiture
3. has long hair?
4. has an average posting of 1.31 a day. 0.44 posts more than me each day!
5. is under 37?

*clapham grand

[nicknewell]

sorry thought it was 4 me

[Stavros 69]

His name is nick
He hates Sheff Utd
Lives in Dulwich
is a bloke
and wanks more than 10 times a day :o

[nicknewell]

1. got insulted on national television
2. is bitter about getting insulted on tv
3. likes the simpsons
4. registered 19 months ago
5. has been making love on a pile of money for ages

[samtheeagle]

haha
i am actually going to the game tommorow why would you have thought that i wasnt.
wanks more than 96 times a day
is a woman
wants to kill sherman
likes to 69 on top of a pile of money
has posted an awful lot in his pleasant stay on bbs

* starvos 69

[Stavros 69]

Originally posted by samtheeagle
haha
i am actually going to the game tommorow why would you have thought that i wasnt.
wanks more than 96 times a day
is a woman
wants to kill sherman
likes to 69 on top of a pile of money
has posted an awful lot in his pleasant stay on bbs

* starvos 69

How can i be a woman??
And if you 2 are blind it's not be in the avatar :rolleyes:

[samtheeagle]

how would i know i have never met you just guessing by your language.

[JamieBcpfc]

1.Does not see dead people
2.Does not like to be called a women
3.Does not support Millwall
4.Does state the obvious
5.Does like avatars

1. started this thread
2. isn't Ukrainian
3. or is he
4. still hasn't told me
5. is in england

[JamieBcpfc]

1.Doesnt Listen
2.Thinks im Ukrainian
3.Is wrong
4.Is in Surrey
5.If so lives near me

[Clapham Grand]

Originally posted by nicknewell
1. likes his music
2. refuses to have a signiture
3. has long hair?
4. has an average posting of 1.31 a day. 0.44 posts more than me each day!
5. is under 37?

*clapham grand

3. Certainly not

5. Yes thanks!:p

[JamieBcpfc]

1.Doesnt want to write stuff about me
2.Has been described wrong
3.Has the most annoying avatar ever
4.Is promoting good music
5.Has a signature

[Latvian]

Starts lots of threads
Is yet to learn theres only one REAL country in East Europe :moo:
Lost 5-3 to me on Pens
Sits in the front row
has made nearly 3000 posts

[pallet]

Is soon to stop being a unemployed bum
Has played at Selhurst
Got his arse kicked yesterday 4-2 by the mightly BBS FC
Is pants at PES unless he is pissed
Once done the boxer beat, boxer beat.

[nicknewell]

likes tomb raider
plays for bbs fc
lives in great yarmouth
hasn't played at selhurst???
is an account manager

[PENGE P]

He has strong views on Neil Warnock
He shares a surname with Luton's manager
He is not currently reading the BBS
He has a likiing of baseball caps
He has his own tv ariel on his head

[Fatman]

All of the letter in his name are included in the word appendage
There is life after Penge
He was ugly as a child
used to live in the 1920's and says things like 2 bob
and probably won't like my assesment :)

[Adam_Eagle]

has found a card
likes to smile
looks sweedish and bald
is obviously beautiful if he can call others ugly
knows what shazzam means

[Latvian]

Wants to play for Orient
Lives near Effingham Junction
Gets Pissed a lot
Likes to gain sticky fingers
Has the away kit

[Adam_Eagle]

1) playes for oreint
2)lives in coulsdon
3) gets pised alot
4) good bloke
5)has the away kit

[zonin2000]

- has a massive penis
- has one testicle
- registered in May 2003
- Is located in Surrey
- doesn't have a signature

[JamieBcpfc]

1.Registared in 2000
2.Has the best Avatar in the BBS
3.Is going to have his avatar copied
4.Will not be suprised when i have the same avatar as him
5.Is one of the few members whose name begins with a Z

[Ric Flair]

1. Enjoys plenty of exercise
2. His midnight thoughts are based on different forms of cow-pats
3. Make his own medicene to avoid the £6.50 NHS bill.
4. Wants to be a programme seller
5. Hates people who smell of B.O.

[Latvian]

Doesnt bilge as much as he used to
His surname rhymes with Hilaire
and hair
and chair
and rare

[Psychokiller]

His name is Chris
He blanks his own father when walking down George Street
He lives in Coulsdon
He knows who his Dad is
He doesn't know who his mum is

[JamieBcpfc]

1.Is behind me in the bilge rating
2.Is a palace "legend"
3.Has been around for a very long time
4.Is online
5.Is a Ken Livingstone fan

Arse that was my 3000 post and i didnt realise it,:o :lux: :hi: :lux: :angel:
another milestone for me, next up is 5posts a day
im getting through these too quick

[SIKO]

My typing is way slow, but for PK
1. Is a secret supporter of Foxhunting
2. Has a picture of Maggie Thatcher that he kisses good night
3. Travels on the Tram in loud shirts
4. Has been having erotic dreams about Mat Ov and Trolley
5. Is actually a likeable chap once you get to know him

[Scroatey]

Favours men over women - to eat
Doesn't know who I am
His favourite supermarket is Kwik Save
Considers Jeremy Beadle a good role model
Plaits his hair

[JamieBcpfc]

1.Has just done the 100 post in this thread
2.Is not going to do the 101
3.Or the 102
4.or the 150
5.May post here again

[Psychokiller]

First name is Jamie
Second name begins with B
Is a nutter
Is in the front row
Started this thread

[RtS]

Has left leaning views
Loathes royalty and Thatcher
Loathes hunting (not sure about hunting royalty or Thatcher)
Is an officionado of the pill popping world
has a bark that is worse than his bite.

[Scroatey]

Originally posted by Psychokiller
3. Has a mum who takes hours to get ready for anything
Anything? You're obviously doing something wrong... :D

[Adam_Eagle]

1) doesnt understant the point of this thread
2)enjoys older ladies
3)has a big smile
4)lives in lambeth
5)718 posts

[samtheeagle]

is a fan of clinton
is a moderator ????
dosent like signitures
lives in guildford
269 posts

[JamieBcpfc]

1.Muhahahahahahahha
2.Chit Chat Gold is here
3.And you said it would never get there
4.Knows about me despising hunting as well
5.Muhahahahahahahahaha

[mrgins]

1 is in disguise
2 spends too much time on the Story thread
3 fancies charltonhater
4 eats his young
5 can frequently be seen looking for fags in trashcans

[JamieBcpfc]

1.Is correct about 1
2.Is correct about 2
3.Is so wrong about 3 and 4
4.Couldnt be less wrong about 5
5.Is going to post on the story thread now

[charltonhater]

1) does not fancy charltonhater at all
2) actually fancies mrgins
3) once stated he wanted a post average of one a day
4) now has a post of over 4.5 a day
5) because he is always posting in the story thread

[JamieBcpfc]

1.I didnt say i wanted only one a day,is wrong
2.I dont fancy mrgins either,is wrong
3.Also always posts in the story thread
4.Is in the running for Bilge Idol
5.Is not doing well

[windy]

1. Moans a lot
2. Moans a lot
3. Moans a lot
4. Moans a lot
5. Moans a lot

[GOD]

1. Is windy
2. thinks they are in bed with Liz
3. Is online
4. Has 69.47% bilge
5. is a senior member

[JamieBcpfc]

1.Somehow makes it his birthday every day
2.Is a senior member
3.Likes Liz Hurley
4.Is online
5.Has a computer

[windy]

1. knows i am only kidding
2. is a quality poster
3. is a quality bilger
4. is a nutter
5. is happy now ;)

[MicksSis]

1. Is 100 years old
2. Manages to walk up to the Upper Tier (even though he is 100)
3. Is married to a lady who talks utter bilge
4. Works a computer well - considering he was born in 1903
5. Is CPFC'c oldest living supporter

:)

[windy]

1. Is stuck indoors
2. Has a brother called Mick
3. Is online
4. Is 4th best bilger on bbs
5. Is female (possibly) ;)

[MicksSis]

1. Is correct
2. Is correct
3. Is correct
4. Is correct
5. Is doubting my gender:eek:

[mrgins]

1 is micks sis :p
2 has a brother called mick :p
3 has a doubtful gender :eek:
4 is going thru gender crisis :sob:
5 has absolutely no interest in knowing me :sob: :bash: :sob:

[samtheeagle]

is a fan of lombardo
lives in the USIIIIIIIIII
posts over 9 posts a day
posts under 10 posts a day
has a thing with genders

[Psychokiller]

Has dreams about Britney licking Madonna's tuppence
Was born the year I tried my first joint
Is called Sam
Used to sit in the Family Enclosure
Now sits in the Holmesdale

[JamieBcpfc]

Is a pothead
Is older than samtheeagle
Is older than anyone on the bbs
Is not a very good bilger
Is a Tory

[mrgins]

is a nutter
sits in the front row
wants to be king of the bilge
would like to be SJs lovemonkey
is much younger than me:grrr:

[JamieBcpfc]

Fancies Kris with a K Bummstead
Knows who im talking about
Doesnt know who i'm talking about
Is younger than me
Is from Vemount

[mrgins]

is driving everyone nuts with his C with a K B
is a third of my age :sob:
is trying desperately to be bilge master
will not succeed at above
can't spell vermont (green mountain)

[Psychokiller]

Watches matches in his recliner
Has been supporting the Eagles since 1960
Has a similar interest to David Murry(a)
Likes Gin
Is being driven nuts by Jamie and his C with a K B

[Latvian]

Is my dad
has had petes mum
works in croydon
kills people
has had the snip

[Psychokiller]

Is my son
Doesn't know who his mummy is
Should be thankful for that fact
Though his mum is not Pete's mum
Honest!

[Latvian]

Is a vegetarian...
...other than human flesh
is a big Oxted Orient fan
Sexes kittens
collects window frames

[Psychokiller]

Hangs around with Trilby
Though appears to be able to handle his ale a bit better
Doesn't look Latvian
Is not an asylum seeker
Though still claims £4,000 per week in benefits

[Wedgy]

Wees himself at the sight of Angela Ripon
Has beer phobia
has the Rainbow Collection on Video
Races Shrews
Castrates Whippets for free

[Psychokiller]

Looks just like his avatar
But with glasses
Only drinks beer if it's got a cocktail cherry on a stick in it
Gets upset if someone serves him one without
And throws it over the bar staff

[BaldEagle96]

Is Wedgys mate
Has calmed down an awful lot over the last 12 months (on the BBS)
Loves the Tories - NOT
Is still in the top three posters (but young Daniel is catching up)
Can be very contreversial (sp) at times

[JamieBcpfc]

Watches Cold Feet
Does not watch Cold Feet
Eats Cod Feet
Does not eat cod feet
Knows a lot about Psychokiller

[BaldEagle96]

Knows NOTHING about me
Is still at school
Has a burning desire to up his bilge count
Has a burning desire to start more "crap" threads than anyone else
Should be doing his homework :D

[Latvian]

I know little about him
Is "folically challenged"
Supports Palace
Bilge-a-plenty
errrrr.... aka BE69

[JamieBcpfc]

Im not doing my bloody homework untill the weekend
Hasnt told me whether he likes cold feet
Hasnt told me whether he eats cod feet
Is on the atkins diet
Doesnt know about my mums significantly bad attempt

[mrgins]

is barely a teenager
procrastinates over his homework
is allegedly a palace fan
is addicted to upping his bilgecount
may hurt himself in the attempt:D

[JamieBcpfc]

has insulted me
Is an american joe
Is ahead of me in the bilge league
Is right about point 2
Is right about point 4

[mrgins]

is easily offended
is an english nancy
is right about point 3
loves his family
is VERY close with them:D

[JamieBcpfc]

is a liar
cannot read
is cheating as has not posted as much about me
isnt a palace man
is a metrostars supporter

[mrgins]

is being too personal a person
cannot rite proppa
wouldn't know a palace fan if one sat on his face
is a charlton supporter
is always angry cos he has to share his birthday with xmas :sob:

[JamieBcpfc]

Is a total liar
Is misguided
I am not a charlton supporter u are wrong
i dont mind my birthday
I can write proppa

[mrgins]

Is really a nice guy
likes wedgys sister ;)
takes bilge too seriously
doesn't take school seriously enough
loves palace

[Mini Cheddar]

Has a bum make of juniper berries
Likes Wedgy's sister ;)
And pom poms
Cannot alphabet for the life of him
Is normally about when I am (but not today) :sob:

[mrgins]

has nice big pink pompoms :D
is on top bilgewise;)
spends alot of time making her "bro's" b'day cakes:)
has a knack of showing up when I'm alphabetically challenged :bash:
is incorrect when she associates my name with gin :D

[Wedgy]

Likes w?nking ;)
uses the 36 letters of the Russian Alphabet
his balls turned black yesterday
and used ketchup to soothe them :eek:
Must Really Get It's Nostril Sorted

[JamieBcpfc]

is the bilge idol
now owns a website
is very cloe to his sis
has fantasys involving ketchup and mrgins balls
is the bbs highest poster

[mrgins]

likes little girls with balls
has incest phobia
would like to go to atheist girls school
is 'armless
is working his way up

[JamieBcpfc]

Likes big girls with tits
has pink hair
has had a steak within the last 7 days
Has been a bbser for a short time
has a strange time

[samtheeagle]

started this thread
called jamie
is totally addicted to bilge
is annoyed about his record of only having posted 63 % bilge
is secretly a woman

[mrgins]

likes britney
likes madonna
likes sandwiches;) :p
likes sir steve
likes palace

[Psychokiller]

Is a regular contributor to this thread
Probably knows more about the other contributors than they do
Is from a long line of alcoholic drinks
Lives in the states
Supports Palace

[mrgins]

has minor doubts about necessity of the royal family
is princess anne's secret love monkey
would like to have a threesome with edward
is probably being watched by MI5
is no doubt happy with my post:p

[JamieBcpfc]

1.Knows about me also havin doubts about the royal family
2.Knows about me also having doubts about Go
3.Knows about me having doubts about everything
4.Has a problem with my breath
5.Is nicknamed Juniper Bum

[mrgins]

hopefully will be neutered before puberty
lives in a hole in the ground
supports brighton
doesn't believe in "Go"
probably will go straight to jail, won't pass Go, and won't collect 200

[JamieBcpfc]

1.Isnt very good at this
Isnt very good in bed
is going to try and singlehandady neuter me
is going to fail
is drunk

dishes out the most crap around here
is proud of it
wants to serve up even more
wants to be called juniper bun by MC
has already been neutered

[willblake88]

dishes out the 3rd most bilge
likes lancashire
went to my old school
is one of my friends
has serious problems

doen't get hangovers
is making the most of it
supports Kent
likes relagtion battles then
is hoping for a palace win today

[willblake88]

often tries to grow his hair in an afro
hates his old music bag
killed a cat
eats quickly
likes relegation battles

is a slaphead at a very young age
has a cat
calls it Sinbad
he sinks in water
not much of a sailor then ;)

[willblake88]

has 'chestnut' hair
has no pets
has a friend in his head called Miranda
can't run very fast
not much of a soldier then

is in love with Miranda :love:
knows I'm jealous
is on the BBS
is missing qualifying
••••! knows I am as well

:hi: back soon

[a.stew]

is a palace fan
is not a surrey fan
loves f1
not a ferrari fan
is not going to win the f1 prediction league

[willblake88]

isn't alec stewart(despite my enitial hopes)
is in the F1 prediction league
posts 2.4 posts a day
has hair
had a pet fish

[JamieBcpfc]

Has a pet shark
Joined CPFC killing club
Is watching the simpsons
Knows who that bloke on the simpsons is
Fancies Marge

1 Ignore
2 Ignore
3 Ignore
4 Ignore
5 Ignore

[mrgins]

likes jamiroquai
is a buffalo disguised as a bull
thinks astrology is a load of bull
isn't a taurus
likes lombardo, doesn't like jamie

[JamieBcpfc]

Likes Mrdance
Likes Wedgy
Likes Jamie
Likes Charltonhater
Likes Gin

[NO1FAN]

Is on Dan_Nash's ignore list
Talks alot of Bilge (putting It mildly)
Is probably on other people's ignore list too
Thinks He Is the NO1
Is addicted to chatting Bilge (again putting It mildy)

[Latvian]

Has w@nked
Claims to be the best fan or
the first fan
Has made nearly 5000 posts
Sets targets for counters.

[Psychokiller]

Is my son
Wanks in the bogs at work
Holds a pic of Pete's mum whilst carrying out the above activity
F-cking loves AJ
Wants to get silly

[Latvian]

Has registered me with 58 adoption agencies
No luck yet
Has a cling film fetish
Works in recruitment
has lots of 6s in his current post count - coincidence :o?

[Psychokiller]

Was conceived in cling film
Because I had no condoms
Unfortunately the cling film was perforated
Is the devil's friend
Was almost adopted by Petes mum so she could take out her sexual depravities on him.

[Latvian]

Didnt leave me any dinner last night
Wears a big furry jacket
Pimps his children
Is a crack whore himself
Will vote tory at next GE

[NO1FAN]

Thinks I'm a W@nker :eek:
Encourages people to get silly
Only came up with 4 things about me
Isn't online right now
Likes people to know he Is not an aggregate loser.

[samtheeagle]

rekons he is the no 1 fan (but is wrong)
likes the count to a million thread
would never beat me at golf
is a w@nker according to latvian
is online at this very milli second

[JamieBcpfc]

is also online at this very milli second
loves lesbians
Cant spell coppell
has posted less than 400 times
hasnt been here for a while

[samtheeagle]

is a major member of bbs
started this thread
has an avatar with an oversized football
is a big bilge fan
is a personal person

[Latvian]

Likes to keep boats afloat
Is a keen admirer of Sir Steve
Lives in dulwich
Is reasonably new to the bbs
enjoys lebians touching

[monkey]

Is Latvian
Is not English
has a cool avatar
Is offline
Is not related to Alex Kolinko

has the best name on the BBS
supports the 'mighty' Kent
knows that they're really quite crap
is a hero worshiper of Billy Gilbert
a new member of the Fluffy club

[JamieBcpfc]

Doesnt like the story thread
Is a member of the bilgong panel
Jumps around like hes having a seizure
Likes Cricket
Is trying out the new kit

[monkey]

Is not called James
surname begins with B
Is good at keepy up
knows monkeys can't tell the difference between Jamie and james
registered nearly 2 years ago

[Latvian]

Big Oxted Orient fan
Hates the Oxted & Distr*ct scum
Was gutted to find we only picked up a point today
Lives a bit to near the Medway
ALWAYS has fish "n" chips on Friday otherwise he has to sacrifice a 7 year old virgin to the God of Cod.

thinks its Saturday
is clearly pissed
wants a decider
wont get one for a while yet
wants some fish.

[Gerry from Sussex]

asks a lot of stupid questions :)
can't do anagrams
frequently gets lost without a map
knows more than is decent about Irishmen
has a stripey head!

[JamieBcpfc]

Is from Sussex
Likes Homer Simpson
Likes Crystal Palace
is named Gerry
Is a member of the "Good Ship BBS"

[Latvian]

Hardcore Bilger
isnt actually online for once
has been registered on here for quite a while
didnt notice him til recently
still have some way to catch me up on the post count!

[Gerry from Sussex]

Is an even harder corebilger
has a cool line in Avatars
likes to rub the weed's noses in it (don't we all)
spends a lot of time in Oxted
plays the percentages

[JamieBcpfc]

This is the second time ive described him
Likes mentioning the 5-0
Knows who scored in the 5-0
Is unusual as he Thinks Last season was a season to remember
Is in a different place

has changed his avatar (thank jesus!)
got a purple hippo displaying hoop skills
likes purple
ooh I say!
shouldn't take it as an offence

[JamieBcpfc]

Is a space cowboy
Has had the same avatar for years
Has subtle changed his avatar numerous times
Likes Murray Walker
Has been known to support Surrey in the past

[Latvian]

Realise last season was a stunner compared to this one
Is pink
is a hippo
has a hula hoop
likes fish

[sexyrazor]

Is foreign
Is a illusionist
Speaks there mind
Fancies Kylie
Needs a friend

[Kirby]

Is a raaaaat
Is a coot
Is a bit 'Oooh Rory mincer'
Touches thimbles
Get's pissed :eek: :eek: :eek:

[sexyrazor]

Ohhh Maureen, what the hell does that all mean?

[Kirby]

Mine was for Latvian, honest :D

[Latvian]

Gets pissed
Is lazy
Drinks alcohol
Is bald
Is a bit "oooooh please touch MY bum Tarquin, I like Brighton too"

[Latvian]

(mine was for sexyrazor OBVIOUSLY!)

[JamieBcpfc]

is latvian
Was a member of the Oxted orient team
Is a member of i fcukingloveyouaj
Likes to get Silly
Was up at 2am yesturday

[FourtyTwo]

began this thread
went to West Ham
is fighting an addiction to bilge
has a hippo with a hula hoop for an avator
has posted more than me

[JamieBcpfc]

I the new kid on the block
actually isnt really the new kid on the block
Has an Obsession with the number 42
Is in Huddersfield
Likes my avatar

[Latvian]

Is a siren (or so Gonzo tells me)
Is invisible
Seems to have lost the Ukraine obsession
Has a nice colour scheme on his current avantar
Prefers the company of goats to llamas

[Wedgy]

f*cking loves AJ
blagged a free subscription of FYP
is growing hair rapidly
was standing for most of the game on Saturday
is trying to divorce his dad

[JamieBcpfc]

(I have not lost my ukraine obsessian I have just put it in a different language and wording, and i dont like the implication)
doesnt post here often
Posts on the Bilgeland often
Never posts letters
Is a cake dealer
Needs to wipe his sisters nose

[Wedgy]

Knows I love my sister
knows I have a constant supply of tissues for her
is fighting a losing battle against bilge
should go back to his original avatar
will hit the 5000 mark soon

[JamieBcpfc]

Is going to tell me which avatar hes means
Understands now i am not on holiday i cant bilge freely
Is planning to wipe the snot of Mc Cheeses nose
Is going to soon change her to cake girl
Missed Kris with a K last night

[Latvian]

Wasted a lot of money traveelling to Palaces last away game.
Is 15? :confused:
Future hardcore eagle
Already hardcore bilger
Starts a few threads.

[JamieBcpfc]

Misjudges My age
Does not like Pete
Is coming up to the 20 a day mark
has recently passed 10,000
Doesnt start as many threads as me

[mrgins]

Is 13
used to be a flasher
now is a tramp who works one day a year
plays pocket pool too much:eek:
probably plays "away" games too:eek: :eek:

[monkey]

would travel a long way to watch man.utd
has a lot of kids
has a basement
Is 5 hours behind us
doesn't think much of major league soccer

[mrgins]

has a much better memory than me
likes to stay up late:S:
thinks sleep is for wimps:S: :S:
has stepped up his bilge count:p
is a masochist (supported palace for 27 years:eek:

[JamieBcpfc]

Needs to change is avatar
Coniders 13 being a baby age
Makes up unusual facts
Is dissing my mama
Doesnt like answering aukward questions

[biggus mickus]

Doesnt understand Q P
Doesnt understand Q P slang
Doesnt understand "is not it"
Doesnt understand Chocky. ( who does?)
Has trouble getting up the bilge charts.

[Wedgy]

- enjoys a case or two of Faustino V Reserva
- likes confusing JamieB :D
- qp is his lifes work
- made Neil look like a 13 year old prancing fairy when on the P1ss in the Cricketters one of the last times he was over in the UK
- is currently cowering behind his PC hiding from the witch :D

[JamieBcpfc]

Is currently with BM's wife
Enjoys bilging more than her
Isnt on QP often
Has square eyes from bing on the pc too much
Has spilt cake over his keyboard

[mikestock]

Used to have a hula hooping hippo for an avatar
changes his avatar a lot
is evil (6.66 posts a day)
he should be doing his homework
is failing ot fight an addiction to bilge

[JamieBcpfc]

Shall Not tell me when i need to do me hw
Understands i have finished
Is the eye of the tiger
Joined in March 1999
Is hiding in Bilgeland

[mrgins]

knows SK's brother, Rip
goes to private school
skis in the alps every winter
needs to change his avatar (been at least two hours since he changed it last)
likes to do his HW at his own pace

[JamieBcpfc]

Is going to help me find my maths homework sheet
Lives somewhere where it is legal to marry a cat
Doesnt go skiing
Is going to do Maths Homework
DEFINATELY needs to change his avatar

cant do his Maths
has problems with big numbers
shouldnt go in the million thread then
doesn't realise that mrgins thinks it's called 'Math'
will agree with me that he's crazy

[JamieBcpfc]

Understands I can only not Find the math work,but can do it
Is the person im hunting down to get in the top 50
Is not helping me
Is the lord of tha dance
Enjoys Math and the Count to a million thread

[mrgins]

is a head(stone) case
hates SK
likes me:D
needs help:eek:
addicted to bilge

[sexyrazor]

Is americain
loves little old me
is awake right now
loves Robbie
Is taking the piss

[mrgins]

doesn't know I am dual nationality
doesn't know I don't know who robbie is:eek:
has wonderful avatars:love:
likes to tease:sob:
wants to give me a loan:p

[JamieBcpfc]

Wont get a loan
May get a feel, if he is a good boy
Has crap avatars
Fancies Howard Dean
Hasnt heard of Roberto Villiams(i think)

[samtheeagle]

is not a fan of kember
starts pointless threads
likes chit chata gold
is proud of being the 52nd highest poster
loves me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JamieBcpfc]

Has bysexual tendacies
Fancies (insert name here)
Has a terrible post count
reckons hes an addict
isnt

[samtheeagle]

dosent realise that samtheeagle has a higher post per day count than most people.
is starting to go crazy
is more of an addict than me. (nothing to be proud of)
has a grave as his avatar which cant be good
only addected to bbs because of bilge

[JamieBcpfc]

Doesnt have a higher post count then me
Can't spell
Speaks about himself in the 3rd person
Doesnt like capital letter
is named sam

[mikestock]

doesn't like kember
changes is avatar regularly
has over 5000 posts
should be doing his homework
will get annoyed with me about last point

[FourtyTwo]

wants to reach 1000 posts for personal satisfaction
wants to reach 1200 posts to please Wedgy
couldn't give away free beer last night
couldn't drink it himself as he drove
works in something to do with chemical engineering

[mikestock]

is studying accountancy
should know that its a well known fact that two years of accountancy makes you impotent
would love some free beer
is studying in huddersfield
is obviously slightly insane (points 1 and 4 combined with being a palace fan)

[JamieBcpfc]

Has annoyed me
Has volunteered to do my homework
Thinks all students should do homework all the time
Has hit 1000
Has had a recent Bilgxual relationship with 42

[mikestock]

is annoyed with me (sorrry)
has a new avatar
hit a 1000 a long time ago
is still failing to fight his addiction
should be doing his homework :D

[mainstandeagle]

is a member of the '1000' club
name is mike?
Has lots of work like me
is struggling to do work like me
march 1999 entry

That was a struggle :)

[JamieBcpfc]

Likes Bruce Dyer
Is a Phsyco
Likes to quote the Fa Cup 4th round last year
Sits in the main stand
Is not a bilger dude

[mrgins]

cannot accept he is SKs long lost love child
helps mummy purchase her undies
goes to all boys school
supports palace cos he can't find the way to brighton:D
has scared mini C away :sob:

[JamieBcpfc]

Has kidnapped Mc Cheese
Has Got her drunk
Sells undies on the street
Took a look at a map and picked out a team
Is a closet Brighton fan to be with his mates

[mrgins]

fantasizes about MC
fantasizes about being trolleys love monkey
buys used underwear from homeless men
51st highest poster
hasn't changed his avatar for at least 30 seconds
hasn't changed his underwear for three months
yeah I know thats 6 but I like to give value for money

[mikestock]

can't count to five
likes lombardo
is an ex-pat
wants howard dean to be president
was up late (uk time) last night

[JamieBcpfc]

Likes his Trains
Likes talking about fish
Was registered very early
Has posted less than me
Is offline

[mikestock]

has had his wish granted
needs to change his avatar (again)
has climbed a place on the highest posters list?
is still above me in the bilge table (but i'm gaining)
is online

[FourtyTwo]

is not online
is below me in the bilge table
has posted less than me
has still not reached 1200 posts
has a great hiding place

[mikestock]

should be looking over his shoulder
is part of the dirty dozen
has reached 2000 posts
has changed is avatar
likes snake bite and black

[JamieBcpfc]

Is going to be savaged by a tiger
Will die when he reaches 1999 posts
Will find it hard to get 1 a day
Had a snake assasinate his tiger
Likes the rocky movies

[mikestock]

doesn't know very much about me
should know that i will get 1 a day
still needs to change is avatar (unless it is now for robson)
is also part of the dirty dozen
should be doing his homework ;)