A song for South Londoners.......

[El Aguila]

Enough already of Australia and the republic!

"I never thought it would happen,
Me and a girl from Clapham..."

[Dillenger]

Originally posted by El Aguila:

"I never thought it would happen,
Me and a girl from Clapham..."

are you stalking me ?

[Glaws Eagle]

............ "out on that windy common
that night I ain't forgotten"

...."Where we caught the bus to Tooting
Cos I was after a rooting.."

[Mat ov CPFC]

Argh ! I am struggling for the next lines which I am sure involve the words 'rations' and 'passions'.

But I can remember later parts such as...

" and now she's two years older,
her mothers with a Solider "

[Blind_Eagle]

Matov, does this help?

When she dealt out the rations
With some or other passions

[Neil the Eagle]

I said 'you are a Lady'
'Perhaps' she said 'I maybe'

[Mat ov CPFC]

" We moved into a basement,
With thoughts of our engagement "

[Blind_Eagle]

"We stayed in by the telly
Although the room was smelly!"

[Neil the Eagle]

We spent our time just kissing
The Railway Arms was missing

[Mat ov CPFC]

She said she'd seen a Doctor,
And nothing now could stop her.

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[Neil the Eagle]

I worked all through the winter
The weather brass and bitter

[Chillo]

I put away a tenner
each week to make her better

[Blind_Eagle]

And when the time was ready
We had to sell the telly

[Chillo]

Late evenings by the fire
with little kicks inside her .............

[Sunny Fan]

Late evenings by the fire
and little kicks inside her

[Sunny Fan]

This morning at 4.50
I took her rather nifty

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[El Aguila]

Down to an incubator
And thirty minutes later

[jonesy]

Down to an incubator
Where 30 Minutes later

[Mat ov CPFC]

She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker

[Chillo]

She looked just like her mother
if there could be another

[Sunny Fan]

And now she's two years older,
her mother's with a soldier

[Chillo]

she left me when my drinking
became a proper stinging(?)

[Strathclyde Eagle]

The devil came and took me...

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Spruced up for spring... the Strathclyde Eagles homepage (http://www.crystal-palacefc.co.uk)

[Sunny Fan]

From bar to street to bookie....

[Chillo]

No more night by the telly
no more nights nappy's smelly

[PeterH]

Excellent.

[Sunny Fan]

Alone here in the kitchen
I feel there's something missing

[Chillo]

I beg for some forgiveness
but begging's not my business

(remembered it at the same time, Sunny Fan)

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Cos I've got this awful itchin'
And got terrible trouble pissing

[Sunny Fan]

And she won?t write a letter
although I always tell her http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/smile.gif

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[Mat ov CPFC]

And so it's my assumption
I'm really up the junction !


La lalala,lalala,lalalalal lalalalalal lalalalallalallalall

[Chillo]

Damn, I wanted to do that bit http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/frown.gif http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/frown.gif http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/frown.gif

[Mat ov CPFC]

Sorry Chillo http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/smile.gif

But lets have another Squeeze tune...

All together now.

"I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste
A flannel for my face "

[Sunny Fan]

Can't we finsih poor old Jilted John thread first? Only a little bit to go there and we can even give Chillo the classic lines if he wants!!

[Chillo]

Pyjamas, xxx(?), new shoes and a case
I said to my reflection "let's get out of this place" ...

[Mat ov CPFC]

"Past the church and the steeple
The laundry on the hill "

PS XXX=hairbrush http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/smile.gif

[Sunny Fan]

Billboards and the buildings
Memories of it still keep calling me back
But forget it all I know I will.

[Neil the Eagle]

Nah, Goodbye Girl was better!

[Blind_Eagle]

But love had got us hooked up
And all our time it took up

[Chillo]

I got a job with Andy
He said I'd come in handy

[Blind_Eagle]

Originally posted by Chillo:
I got a job with Andy
He said I'd come in handy

Stanley!! - ******* Changing Rooms http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif

[Chillo]

So it's true, the all-pervading essence of middle class kwik fix makeover houses and gardens stuff gets everywhere - AND I dont watch them http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/mad.gif

[Neil the Eagle]

He started me on Monday
So I had a bath on Sunday

[Chillo]

I worked eleven hours
and bought the girl some flowers