BBS drink - Rory does it again!!

[little al]

I think everyone enjoyed themselves yesterday, and it was good to see some new faces.we started in the Old Brief at 1.00 and proceeded to drink our way through Croydon, culminating in a curry at the end of the night. Rory, after being on his best behaviour all day, decided to play up in the Indian, wanting to pick fights with members of our own group, resulting in the young waiter chucking him out. After we left, myself,Kevin T, and Nick, went back to Nicks for more beers, only to get a call from Kevins flatmate telling us that Rory was on his doorstep, trying to get in! We walked back to Kevins to get rid of him only to find him asleep at the top of the stairs. After sitting in Kevs for about an hour, we went outside to find Rory still asleep. After a few slaps around the head and a couple of kicks we woke him up, threw him down the stairs and then lost him somewhere in South Croydon. That was at about 3.00, and we haven't heard from him since!!!

[Kevin T]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Rorys a prick

[Chocky]

The Khyber is a rip off and they should sort the fire exit out before one of you dies of drug abuse.

The day was a bit f*cked up by certain people depending on a certain person to keep them in good spirits.

C**t needs strangling.

Ended up in Buddas til closing(nice tunes innit) and lied on the lawn outside my house for a fortnight because some prick fell over and done his ankle.

The ruby was probably really nice but I can't remember it, but I'll probably be reminded in a minute.

Oh by the way, Jimmy the Piss Flaps, did I tell you you are Doooooogie?

I didn't order a f**king naan bread.

That curry cost 3 thousand pounds by the way.

[Chocky]

Bar football, sing song in Blacksmiths, sorry, O'Neill's garden, and Lightweight's tremendous Euro Palace shirt. Can't remember much more. Apart from Curly wiping the floor with me at pool.

Oh yes, Trolley turned up in the curry house naked from the waist down singing "I've got a luvverly bunch of coconuts". He had a Pinky & Perky tattoo on his arsehole.

[SIKO]

I cant really remember what the curry tasted like, hopefully it tasted alot better going in, than it did coming out at about 4.00am. I enjoyed it last night, and had a great time. What though happened to Dave, he just disappeared.

[curly c.p.f.c]

I really enjoyed the whole day, there were tear's shed a few err different opinions. But it was great to meet some legend's, including Dave himself although we did'nt get to chat. Chocky I would'nt go as far to say I wiped the floor with you at pool, though the bloke who beat me had THREE flukes in a row to win DOH http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/furious.gif I think it was Rory?. I thought chicken tikka massala was meant to be a rich red colour not the same colour after it been digested? http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/dead.gif Sorry I digress was nice to put names to faces hope to see some more at Crawley and the Cherries Sun 20th. No hangover should I be worried.

Cheeersss Curly CPFC

PS Men at work did U make Convent Garden by 8.00?

[RichieG]

Certainly a great day! Many apologies about the early exit of myself and Dodger, but judging by the slalom route we took to the station, it was probably for the best. Glad I missed Rory starting on people though!

Anyway, it was very good to put some faces to the names and hopefully we can all get together again soon!

[arussell]

Well I think it's fair to say a good time was had by all !

Don't remember the "chalking" then Chocky !

For anyone that doesn't remember the food - it was actually pretty good !

Is Rory alive today ?

How come I couldn't find any one to take me on at Virtua Tennis after I beat Lightweight ?

And who came out as eventual table-toppers in the table football anyway ?? http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Teaser]

It was a good day out - and nice to put faces to names http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/smile.gif Sorry for the early exit. explained above by Dave.

How is the ankle Chocky ?

[lightweight]

good day (although these things always seem to deteriorate at some point!!)

Kev - Rory may be a prick - but he'd stick up for you at all costs!!!! http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif

Chocky is right the Kybher was a complete rip off... oh and thanks for the nice bit about me shirt chocky.. and for everyone who asked - I think Neil will confirm that I had the last one http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

RichieG - you and dodger probaly left at just about the right time!!!

was nice to meet up with everyone again (well almost everyone) and especially good to meet a few new people as well...

roll on next saturday.. and the start of the footie season for real....

[Neil the Eagle]

Originally posted by lightweight on 07-16-2000 10:36 PM

thanks for the nice bit about me shirt chocky.. and for everyone who asked - I think Neil will confirm that I had the last one http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/biggrin.gif



Yes you did, pleased everyone liked it tho'.

I've just crawled onto the computer after the "other" Pub Crawl. Sorry I couldn't make the Khyber - after getting through Croydon strictly to time, it all went a bit pear shaped on the timings when the laydees turned up. Together with arguments about which/whether to do a pub at particular stops resulting in me doing two more pubs than everyone else. We had two of three half hour waits as we got a bit slacker on timekeeping

We did finish it though!!

[Neil the Eagle]

Oh and by the way - I apologise for my mates who couldn't be arsed to make the long trip from the George to the Old Brief to come and say hi. Dunno what got into 'em (Well I do, about seven pints by that stage)

[Dave]

Originally posted by SIKO on 07-16-2000 11:45 AM
I cant really remember what the curry tasted like, hopefully it tasted alot better going in, than it did coming out at about 4.00am. I enjoyed it last night, and had a great time. What though happened to Dave, he just disappeared.

Apologies for dissapearing I got severe dose of being completly wamkered.

I have a hangover that would kill a small animal and i think I broke my toe.

Goodnight though

[Chocky]

So, Dave broke his toe, and my ankle looks like one of Kevin Millers bottoms.

Any more injuries?

Apart from Rory's brain?

[Men At Work]

Originally posted by curly c.p.f.c on 07-16-2000 01:35 PM
PS Men at work did U make Convent Garden by 8.00?

No, I was the fashionable half hour late. Sorry though I was to leave you lot, especially after the discussion about blow-jobs in graveyards, I did get the impression that the rest of the night would have been a little too rowdy for me (Jesus, I sound like Trolley!). It was good to add a few more faces to the names but, after talking to certain people, I may never watch football in the same way again http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/smile.gif

PS: Lightweight, I watched the tennis yesterday. Ha ha!

[lightweight]

Neil - think your lot were sadly unsociable - especially as me and Teaser tried to persuade them to join us..

Men at Work - http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/frown.gif useless idiots

[SIKO]

Does anyone still feel sick, Its Monday morning and I still feel terrible

[lightweight]

just completely knackered SIKO!!!

[Kevin T]

Quote of the day was when somebody (possibly Ash) aimed a friendly jibe in my direction, before Rory took the whole thing too seriously and threatened that anyone who wanted to insult me had to go through him first.

Quick on the update, Mr Mitsubishi turned to Rory and called him a fat **** !

[Ash]

Kev. When have I ever insulted anyone ????

[lightweight]

Originally posted by Ash on 07-17-2000 12:15 PM
Very, very worried.

I'm thinking of starting a thread entitled favourite Knicker Entrance Techniques. What do you reckon ?



and bluffs or double bluffs.. very confusing.... http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/smile.gif

[Teaser]

quote:
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Originally posted by Chocky on 07-12-2000 01:04 PM
Let's take bets on now when Rory will
1. Go into staring mode
2. Harrass a member of the opposite sex
3. Start apologising
4. Vomit
5. Get a slap
6. Continue apologising

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7. Ask me if I remember him


So how long did it take for Rory to do any of the above ?? http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by Teaser (edited 17 July 2000).]

[Ash]

1. Go into staring mode = 2 pints
2. Harrass a member of the opposite sex = 3 pints
3. Start apologising = 3 and a half pints
4. Vomit = ?
5. Get a slap = circa 12 + various illegal substances (I know 4 indian men who were fairly keen)
6. Continue apologising = 4 pints
7. Ask me if I remember him = 0 pints

new Rorycategory:
8. Tell me he likes me = 12 pints + substances + 1 curry house violent altercation.

[Ash]

Originally posted by lightweight on 07-17-2000 01:30 PM
and bluffs or double bluffs.. very confusing.... http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/smile.gif

This is all becoming very cryptic... ??
Or maybe I'm just hungover still !

I don't expect to be particularly welcome at O'Neils anymore. The last time I went in there was after the England v Germany game, when I took more or less my entire Sunday team in there, with much the same result as Saturday. Oops.

[Ash]

Just spoke to Siko. He doesn't sound well !

[This message has been edited by Ash (edited 17 July 2000).]

[Kevin T]

Actually, I don't recall Rory chucking up at all on Saturday. Before we all start whipping out the champagne, I do have to let you know that he revealed to me yesterday that at one point he did actually crap himself at some point of the evening.

[RUSSELL]

I like Rory........He's funny.
I heard Little Al wanted to kill him!

[Chocky]

Originally posted by Kevin T on 07-17-2000 02:09 PM
I do have to let you know that he revealed to me yesterday that at one point he did actually crap himself at some point of the evening.

ROFL

I though quote of the day was Little Al's comment about TAK and Britney Spears.

[SIKO]

I must admit I like Rory as well, although its bloody hard work getting into a conversation with him, but he makes me laugh. I didnt actually see what he did to the waiters

And I sound ill because I am Ash

[Kevin T]

This is the thing with Rory. Yes he's annoying and embaressing, but to be fair we were all pretty badly behaved and could have got thrown out of lots of pubs for our singing.

What you can't escape though is the entertainment factor. More fun in the Cherries next season then.

[lightweight]

Originally posted by Kevin T on 07-17-2000 03:03 PM
we were all pretty badly behaved and could have got thrown out of lots of pubs for our singing.



apart from me of course - I was trying to keep the peace..... http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/smile.gif


(wanted to put a little angel face in there but can't get into the smiley codes http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/frown.gif )

[Men At Work]

So everyone was actually well behaved until I left? Don't know whether to feel flattered or insulted....

[Teaser]

There you go lightweight

http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/angel.gif

Hee hee

[This message has been edited by Teaser (edited 17 July 2000).]

[arussell]

You lot must be living up to a certain BBS-er's name I reckon http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

I felt fine the following morning and got up nice and early for work this morning too !

[arussell]

Originally posted by RUSSELL on 07-17-2000 02:48 PM
I like Rory........He's funny.
I heard Little Al wanted to kill him!

I have to say that Al was very well behaved - actually the best I've seen for a long time !

[lightweight]

Originally posted by Ash on 07-17-2000 11:57 AM
Kev. When have I ever insulted anyone ????


http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/sarcblink.gif - should I be worried that I got a compliment (with another of the quotes of the day http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif )

[Ash]

Very, very worried.

I'm thinking of starting a thread entitled favourite Knicker Entrance Techniques. What do you reckon ?

Oh Kevin The Lips, Oh Kevin The Lips.....

[RichieG]

Originally posted by SIKO on 07-17-2000 10:58 AM
Does anyone still feel sick, Its Monday morning and I still feel terrible

Don't worry mate, you're not the only one, although I think my ailments may be more related to yesterdays "Hair of the Dog" than to Saturday's events!

http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/beer.gif

[Mat ov CPFC]

Originally posted by Kevin T on 07-17-2000 11:24 AM
, before Rory took the whole thing too seriously and threatened that anyone who wanted to insult me had to go through him first.


I dont whether to laugh or cry ! Rory has never been in the slightest bit offensive in my company but I have to ask the question of why the hell you invited him along in the first place. You knew he would get drunk and play up.

Also my humble apologies for not returning but by the time I had finised running around it was gone 8 by the time I met up with JV and after hearing several of you on Lightweights mobile it seemed a good idea to avoid you lot like a dose of the pox.

Instead I enjoyed several beers, was horrified at the yuppification of East Dulwich and spouted some serious BS about Richard Nixon being the greatest democrat ever. Which is odd because I always thought he was a Republican.

[Ash]

I agree with Matov there. Rory's a rough diamond really. I think cos everyone builds him up, he feels he can't miss the opportunity to outdo himself. He was fine all day, and just decided the time was right to steal the show in the curry house.

It's not like he didn't tell me us was 'infamous' at least 50 times is it ?

Given the amount of substances and lager he consumed, I think he behaved relatively well !

[Kevin T]

He came and join us for a beer yesterday lunchtime. Can't remember anything, said sorry a few times, had a few beers then started acting up again.

As opposed to Saturday where we left him asleep in the T-Bar, yesterday we escaped via back entrance to leave him stranded in the bar of Coombe Lodge.

[Ash]

Did Lipsy make it to The Buddha Lounge after the ruby ?

(apologies for my early exit... my girlfriend told me I'd had enough before switching on my ball & chain magnet. I think she just heard Rory in the background though.)

[Kevin T]

Myself and little al went back into O'Neills (The corner House) last night for a couple of drinks and they remembered us instantly. Expecting to be asked to leave, we were in fact pleasently surprised. We chatted with the landlord for over an hour and he helped us to piece together what had happened in that pub. He thought we were "great fun" and was impressed by our singing. He even asked us back after the Crawley game.

All I can say is we must have spent a few quid in there.

[Chocky]

I remember him not being bothered by the singing, but didn't like it when some of us started the "stick the blue flag up your arse" song.

And it is NOT O'Neills, it's the Blacksmiths Arms, always will be, in the same way the Whitehorse is the Whitehorse, NOT the Sainsbury's or the My Family & Other Animals Stand or whatever it's bloody called now.

[James Varcoe]

Are you seriously telling me that the Blacksmiths Arms is now O'Neills?

Whatever next?

[Oisin]

CPFC 1986 are now CPFC 2000.

[lightweight]

good one Oisin!!!

[SIKO]

Yes it is now O'Neills, all the pubs are changing. The Addington Hotel is now the Cunningham, Marathons are now Snickers, and liquorice comfits are now Torpedoes.

[Half pint]

Opal Fruits are now starburst, and The Blue Anchor is now called The Tree House, the Town House is now some upmarket place called Casa.

[little al]

But some things never change - Rory is still a prick!!

[markholmes1991]

Just been reading through the adventures of last summers piss up, sounds memorable to say the least http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/smile.gif

[NO1FAN]

It does sound very memorable.
I can't wait for this years..........

[Teaser]

Originally posted by NO1FAN:
It does sound very memorable.
I can't wait for this years..........

It was a good drink up... and this years should be even better http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/smile.gif

[Kevin T]

Or worse, depending on how you judge such occasions.

[Chocky]

Originally posted by Teaser:

How is the ankle Chocky ?

Do you know that b@stard took 8 or 9 months to heal. Drunken nobend!

[sexyrazor]

Originally posted by James Varcoe
Are you seriously telling me that the Blacksmiths Arms is now O'Neills?

Whatever next?

Don't worry, it's the Blacksmiths again now.

[Ben H]

Originally posted by sexyrazor


Don't worry, it's the Blacksmiths again now.

Blacksmiths, O'Neills, Cornerhouse and back to the Blacksmiths again.....

[Kevin T]

I think it's changed it's name again now hasn't it?

[jone-zee]

Was this really 4 years ago? :eek: :eek:

[Ben H]

Originally posted by Kevin T
I think it's changed it's name again now hasn't it?

Yes but the name escapes me. Quite a cool little place now.

[Mat ov CPFC]

Originally posted by jone-zee
Was this really 4 years ago? :eek: :eek:

Very very scary. I can remember this drink up like it was yesterday. I only made the first part as I had to go out shopping with the Mrs and remember thinking how civilised it all seemed :)

[Pat of the Palace]

Originally posted by Ben H
Yes but the name escapes me. Quite a cool little place now.



Called "The Edge" now

[A Wooden Fish On Wheels]

4 years on and Rory has been permanently drunk :)

[Kevin T]

But far better behaved, if not a little insular these days

[Anerley Eagle]

Rory's been good as gold on the mini bus to Coventry and Cardiff!

[A Wooden Fish On Wheels]

Ah the poor little lamb... we want the old feisty Rory back!

[mojoeagle]

Originally posted by Anerley Eagle
Rory's been good as gold on the mini bus to Coventry and Cardiff!

that was very strange, a sober Rory