Closure ...

[BIG LETTER!]

I'm quite embarrased/worried about this, please help, and please don't take the piss. Much.

Okay, so my first night with the new Mrs Letter. A few drinks, on to a club, things going very well, so well in fact that she tells me she can't wait much longer, and asks if we can go.

On the way home she tells me she's nervous (she's not very experienced), and I say all the right things (I think) - We'll just go back, have a drink, nothing has to happen that she doesn't want to etc.

We get back, have a drink and get into bed for a bit of a kiss and a cuddle, which kinda develops and I go down on her, which she (apparently!) enjoyed. I come back up and she tells me she wants me, but in the time it takes for me to pull on a condom shes closed up and I can't get in.

Is it nerves or does she just not like me that much?

[Justin]

Just flip her over and say don't worry we'll try in here instead!!

[dickie]

increase your offer from a fiver to a tenner!

[Kevin T]

I can't believe you're posting something quite so personal on the BBS but anyway.

Firstly, I know everyone bleats on about safe sex etc but had it escaped your notice that condoms are in fact evil?

Anyway, I digress. I'm sure it's nothing wrong with you old boy. She's obviously just nervous. You going down on her probably didn't help at all. She probably felt even more pressured to please you after that. I think it's worth perservering. Keep reassuring her that it's ok, and it doesn't matter.....

...as long as she gives you a gobble.

[BIG LETTER!]

Thats the great thing about aliases, none of you know who I am, thus allowing me to get personal.

I don't particularly like condoms either, but there wasn't a great deal of choice.

Anyway, thanks for your advice, I hope you're right.

Originally posted by BIG LETTER! on 07-13-2000 01:55 PM
Thats the great thing about aliases, none of you know who I am, thus allowing me to get personal.


Oh. So you're not Andrew Miller then...http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/sarcblink.gif

[BIG LETTER!]

Of course, the home-page is a slight give away!

[Kevin T]

ANDREW MILLER CAN'T SATISFY A BIRD - ANDREW MILLER CAN'T SATISFY A BIRD - NER NER NA NER NER

[GreatGonzo]

Well its not like you had any experience with your classmates or did you?

(For those who don't understand go visit the homepage!)

[Gavin Axten]

Carry around a photo of me in your wallet and everytime you want sex show the girl my photo and you will find she will be well lubricated within seconds.

[Stephenson Soundbyter]

Because she wets herself laughing Gavin? http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/redface.gif

[Gavin Axten]

Upon seeing the size of my todger as well as my extremely good looks she is more likely to pass out SS

[dickie]

A woman I work with has just said tomato makes it moist?

[Kevin T]

Well if she's happy to volunteer such information maybe you won't be single in Shirley for much longer.

[ammiller]

Originally posted by Kevin T on 07-14-2000 11:19 PM
ANDREW MILLER CAN'T SATISFY A BIRD - ANDREW MILLER CAN'T SATISFY A BIRD - NER NER NA NER NER

I should like to point out that the names used on the BBS are entirely fictional, and any connection between these names and any persons living is entirely coincidental....

[Stephenson Soundbyter]

Not unless he can buy tomatoes wholesale

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I've told my kids It doesnt matter how old you are, swearing isnt big, it just shows a lack of vocabulary!!

[dickie]

please remember that this wasn't my "problem" and has never been a problem of mine, at least i have never had any complaints, just moans.
besides which she is considerably older than myself, married with 3 kiddies!

[GreatGonzo]

Sorry had me in stitches and had to be revived unfortunately he has changed his profile so the home-page no longer exists

[jlmatthews]

I wouldnt worry about it...if she didnt want to be with you she wouldnt have let you go down on her....and besides..if she were "experienced" you would have been able to get in....

[Stephenson Soundbyter]

Do you reckon he has managed it in the 8 months since this thread died?

[Kevin T]

Is she still on the scene, or like me, is she about 5 birds ago now?

[Bud Eagle]

Originally posted by Kevin T:
Is she still on the scene, or like me, is she about 5 birds ago now?

You're a bird kev? Never noticed...

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But don't quote me on that...
ICQ: 104562704

[little al]

She worked for me!!!

I just used spit and perserverance!!

[GreatGonzo]

So where is BIG LETTER?

Where are the details?

Originally posted by Kevin T:
Is she still on the scene, or like me, is she about 5 birds ago now?

Five???

Get real Kev this was almost a year ago!

[BIG LETTER!]

Which ******* trawled through the archives for this one?!?

Mrs Letter as above is still Mrs Letter, things going rather well actually, ta. I've even managed what eight months ago I thought might never happen - she's given up Tranmere for Palace! I even caught her saying "our" new signing when watching the England Finland game at the weekend.

[Oisin]

I asked my Missus about this the other night and she told me to f off as she had a headache.

[David Murray]

Originally posted by BIG LETTER!:
I've even managed what eight months ago I thought might never happen - .

Told ya - removing her knickers would make the entrance much easier http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif

[GreatGonzo]

Mr Big Letter i resent being called a ******!

Congrats to u and the missus and i hope u no longer have that problem! http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Malakite]

Err.....OK well when first reading this I was gonna post that perserverence would be the best thing, but of course u already know that now right?..SO the point is this...u shouldnt have tried what u tried before natural entrance in my opinion...however if u have an infatuation as others do with the 'going down' scene then there u go!.....Fair comment from Kevvy...condoms are evil..ALTHOUGH from personal experience i wouldnt really know..never used them! http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/smile.gif

[Matty]

Originally posted by dickie:
A woman I work with has just said tomato makes it moist?

Is that why they call tomatoes "love apples"?

[Neil in Orpington]

:d

[Neil in Orpington]

or even http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/biggrin.gif