The CCG Social Thread

[JamieBcpfc]

This is the first annual Chit Chat Gold Posters awards, I'm afraid only recognized Bilgers can vote, Put this In CCG if you want

Catagory number 1
The Chit Chat Gold King
Things needed to qualify
Over 5000 bilge Posts regular bilger
Nominations
Wedgy, Baldeagle96, Ruskin Old Boy,Mrgins, Goldberg Basher, JamieBcpfc, No1Fan, Maidstoned Eagle, Biggus Mickus
Other Nominations of people who match the criteria accepted

Catagory number 2
Favourite CCG poster
Things needed to qualify
Nothing other then bilge posts

Catagory number 3
Chit Chat Gold Queen
Things needed to qualify
Female obviously
Mini Chedder, Teaser, Cassy, Lauren of Hove, Hey Blondie, Kemalo
Other Nominations accepted

Catagory 4
Most Addicted CCG poster
Goldnberg Basher, Hey Blondie, Mrgins,Baldeagle96, JamieBcpfc
Other Nominations accepted

Catagory 5
Most missed CCG poster
Gerry from Sussex, Wedgy, Mini Chedder, Fourtytwo,Daniel Nash,No1Fan, God. Other Nominations accepted

Catagory 6
Favourite Bilge Newcomer
Icy, Cassy, John1509, Gooch1977, ebyck eagle, Darlington_Eagle, Palace_Monkey, KestonEagle, kemalo

Catagory 7
Favourite CCG Thread

Catagory 8
Least Favourite CCG thread

Catagory 9
Favourite Comedic Value Bilger

Catagory 10
Favourite CCG avatar

[Hypodam]

Wow CCG is becoming like that early 90's indie music trend - "the scene that celebrates itself" :eek:

[mrdance88]

Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
This is the first annual Chit Chat Gold Posters awards, I'm afraid only recognized Bilgers can vote, Put this In CCG if you want

Catagory number 1
The Chit Chat Gold King

Goldberg Basher surely, it's in his status!

Catagory number 2
Favourite CCG poster

RoB in the alphabet thread surely. It's genius.

Catagory number 3
Favourite CCG Female

MC for me, a blast from the past (where is she now?)

Catagory 4
Most Addicted CCG poster

Goldberg Basher innit.

Catagory 5
Most missed CCG poster

Wedgy. He doesnt say thanks to the hundreds of Birthday wishes he gets. It's plain rude if you ask me ;)

Catagory 6
Favourite Bilge Newcomer

dunno

Catagory 7
Favourite CCG Thread

Count to a Million!

Catagory 8
Least Favourite CCG thread

Geography game. Too damn hard. Plus that Co-stars game, jeez.

Catagory 9
Favourite Comedic Value Bilger

Mrgins for me :p

Catagory 10
Favourite CCG avatar

Goldberg Basher again for me. :p

[mrdance88]

Ooh, it's been moved. Surley Jamie you win some prize for starting so many CCG threads! :p

[Ruskin Old Boy]

Whow, a sticky in Chit Chat Gold - Jamie clearly has influence in the higher echelons of BBS :eek:

My votes later. I need a drink first :D

[Goldberg Basher]

:p What are you drinking RoB? :D

[Ruskin Old Boy]

It's a Slavonic party so it should be vodka (have booked leave for the next two days :o )

[mrgins]

just vote for me, except for that female one:p

[Kemalo]

Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
This is the first annual Chit Chat Gold Posters awards, I'm afraid only recognized Bilgers can vote, Put this In CCG if you want

Catagory number 1
The Chit Chat Gold King
Things needed to qualify
Over 5000 bilge Posts regular bilger
Nominations
Wedgy, Baldeagle96, Ruskin Old Boy,Mrgins, Goldberg Basher, JamieBcpfc, No1Fan, Maidstoned Eagle, Biggus Mickus
Other Nominations of people who match the criteria accepted

Without a doubt has to be GB

Catagory number 2
Favourite CCG poster
Things needed to qualify
Nothing other then bilge posts

GB again

Catagory number 3
Favourite CCG Female
Things needed to qualify
Female obviously
Mini Chedder, Teaser, Cassy, Lauren of Hove
Other Nominations accepted

Cassy

Catagory 4
Most Addicted CCG poster
Goldnberg Basher, Hey Blondie, Mrgins,Baldeagle96, JamieBcpfc
Other Nominations accepted

GB

Catagory 5
Most missed CCG poster
Gerry from Sussex, Wedgy, Mini Chedder, Fourtytwo,Daniel Nash,No1Fan, God. Other Nominations accepted

N/A Wouldnt know !!!!

Catagory 6
Favourite Bilge Newcomer
Icy, Cassy, John1509, Gooch1977, ebyck eagle, Darlington_Eagle, Palace_Monkey, KestonEagle

Icy and John1509 ( I see i was missed out from this !!!!!!)

Catagory 7
Favourite CCG Thread

Like all of them !!

Catagory 8
Least Favourite CCG thread

N/A

Catagory 9
Favourite Comedic Value Bilger

MrGins

Catagory 10
Favourite CCG avatar JamieBCPFC

[JamieBcpfc]

Sorry Kemalo, I'll add you now

[JamieBcpfc]

And I am shocked, I never thought I had any influence at all

[Goldberg Basher]

Catagory number 3
Favourite CCG Female
Things needed to qualify
Female obviously
Mini Chedder, Teaser, Cassy, Lauren of Hove
Other Nominations accepted

Jamie, to be fair there should be a Chit Chat Gold Queen as well as a King. Re-name this one?

[Goldberg Basher]

Catagory 6
Favourite Bilge Newcomer
Icy, Cassy, John1509, Gooch1977, ebyck eagle, Darlington_Eagle, Palace_Monkey, KestonEagle

Icy and John1509 ( I see i was missed out from this !!!!!!)

Me Too! And after posting 46000 in 8 months! :rolleyes:

[JamieBcpfc]

GB stop the ego trip, I'm afraid you can't win every category, but good idea about Chit Chat Gold Queen
My votes are here

Catagory number 1
The Chit Chat Gold King
Things needed to qualify
Over 5000 bilge Posts regular bilger
Nominations
Wedgy, Baldeagle96, Ruskin Old Boy,Mrgins, Goldberg Basher, JamieBcpfc, No1Fan, Maidstoned Eagle, Biggus Mickus
Other Nominations of people who match the criteria accepted

Goldberg Basher
Catagory number 2
Favourite CCG poster
Things needed to qualify
Nothing other then bilge posts

Mrgins
Catagory number 3
Chit Chat Gold Queen
Things needed to qualify
Female obviously
Mini Chedder, Teaser, Cassy, Lauren of Hove, Hey Blondie
Other Nominations accepted

MC Cheese
Catagory 4
Most Addicted CCG poster
Goldnberg Basher, Hey Blondie, Mrgins,Baldeagle96, JamieBcpfc
Other Nominations accepted

Goldberg Basher
Catagory 5
Most missed CCG poster
Gerry from Sussex, Wedgy, Mini Chedder, Fourtytwo,Daniel Nash,No1Fan, God. Other Nominations accepted

Wedgy
Catagory 6
Favourite Bilge Newcomer
Icy, Cassy, John1509, Gooch1977, ebyck eagle, Darlington_Eagle, Palace_Monkey, KestonEagle, kemalo

Cassy
Catagory 7
Favourite CCG Thread

Story Thread
Catagory 8
Least Favourite CCG thread

Geography One
Catagory 9
Favourite Comedic Value Bilger

Mrgins
Catagory 10
Favourite CCG avatar

Goldberg Basher

[Goldberg Basher]

:lux: Thanks Jamie.

[Ruskin Old Boy]

jamie hasn't voted for me so I'm not playing his game :sob:

[Ruskin Old Boy]

;)

[Cassy]

Here are mine...I suspect no surprises to anyone....

Catagory number 1
The Chit Chat Gold King
Goldberg Basher, Obviously

Catagory number 2
Favourite CCG poster
Goldberg Basher

Catagory number 3
Chit Chat Gold Queen
I can't say because I've never found another female here.

Catagory 4
Most Addicted CCG poster
Goldberg Basher

Catagory 5
Most missed CCG poster
Not been here long enough..cannot vote on this either

Catagory 6
Favourite Bilge Newcomer
kemalo

Catagory 7
Favourite CCG Thread
Haven't got a favourite

Catagory 8
Least Favourite CCG thread
Don't have a least favourite

Catagory 9
Favourite Comedic Value Bilger
JamieBcpfc

Catagory 10
Favourite CCG avatar
Goldberg Basher

[calne eagle]

Well, I'm sulking, end of.

I at least expected a 'Bilger who almost always posts on only one thread in CCG' or 'takes the p!ss out of Jamie's 'Kookie Kookie Chicken''.

still, I have only Jamie to blame for getting me involved with this sh!te....

[Goldberg Basher]

Catagory number 2 - Mrgins
Favourite CCG poster
Things needed to qualify
Nothing other then bilge posts

Catagory number 3 - can only be Cassy lately Would have said Teaser in first half of the year...
Chit Chat Gold Queen
Things needed to qualify
Female obviously
Mini Chedder, Teaser, Cassy, Lauren of Hove, Hey Blondie
Other Nominations accepted

Catagory 5 - Gerry from Sussex
Most missed CCG poster
Gerry from Sussex, Wedgy, Mini Chedder, Fourtytwo,Daniel Nash,No1Fan, God. Other Nominations accepted

Catagory 6 - Cassy
Favourite Bilge Newcomer
Icy, Cassy, John1509, Gooch1977, ebyck eagle, Darlington_Eagle, Palace_Monkey, KestonEagle, kemalo

Catagory 7 - Hangman
Favourite CCG Thread

Catagory 8 - The Truth about Who Trolley Really Is
Least Favourite CCG thread

Catagory 9 - Mrgins
Favourite Comedic Value Bilger

[mrgins]

[i]

Catagory number 1 has to be GB
The Chit Chat Gold King
Things needed to qualify
Over 5000 bilge Posts regular bilger
Nominations
Wedgy, Baldeagle96, Ruskin Old Boy,Mrgins, Goldberg Basher, JamieBcpfc, No1Fan, Maidstoned Eagle, Biggus Mickus
Other Nominations of people who match the criteria accepted

Catagory number 2 tie between RoB and GB
Favourite CCG poster
Things needed to qualify
Nothing other then bilge posts

Catagory number 3 MC when she was posting regularly earlier this year
Chit Chat Gold Queen
Things needed to qualify
Female obviously
Mini Chedder, Teaser, Cassy, Lauren of Hove, Hey Blondie
Other Nominations accepted

Catagory 4
Most Addicted CCG poster GB:rolleyes:
Goldnberg Basher, Hey Blondie, Mrgins,Baldeagle96, JamieBcpfc
Other Nominations accepted

Catagory 5
Most missed CCG poster Gerry! Gerry! Gerry!
Gerry from Sussex, Wedgy, Mini Chedder, Fourtytwo,Daniel Nash,No1Fan, God. Other Nominations accepted

Catagory 6
Favourite Bilge Newcomer Eebyeeckeagle (even tho he never calls me:sob: )
Icy, Cassy, John1509, Gooch1977, ebyck eagle, Darlington_Eagle, Palace_Monkey, KestonEagle, kemalo

Catagory 7 Alphabet
Favourite CCG Thread

Catagory 8 person below you
Least Favourite CCG thread

Catagory 9 erm...mrgins?
Favourite Comedic Value Bilger

Catagory 10 sexy razor, woo woo!
Favourite CCG avatar [/B]

[gooch1977]

Heres mine

Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
This is the first annual Chit Chat Gold Posters awards, I'm afraid only recognized Bilgers can vote, Put this In CCG if you want

Catagory number 1
The Chit Chat Gold King
Things needed to qualify
Over 5000 bilge Posts regular bilger
Nominations
Wedgy, Baldeagle96, Ruskin Old Boy,Mrgins, Goldberg Basher, JamieBcpfc, No1Fan, Maidstoned Eagle, Biggus Mickus
Other Nominations of people who match the criteria accepted

Goldberg Basher

Catagory number 2
Favourite CCG poster
Things needed to qualify
Nothing other then bilge posts

JamieBcpfc

Catagory number 3
Chit Chat Gold Queen
Things needed to qualify
Female obviously
Mini Chedder, Teaser, Cassy, Lauren of Hove, Hey Blondie
Other Nominations accepted

Cassy

Catagory 4
Most Addicted CCG poster
Goldnberg Basher, Hey Blondie, Mrgins,Baldeagle96, JamieBcpfc
Other Nominations accepted

Goldberg Basher

Catagory 5
Most missed CCG poster
Gerry from Sussex, Wedgy, Mini Chedder, Fourtytwo,Daniel Nash,No1Fan, God. Other Nominations accepted

God

Catagory 6
Favourite Bilge Newcomer
Icy, Cassy, John1509, Gooch1977, ebyck eagle, Darlington_Eagle, Palace_Monkey, KestonEagle, kemalo

Icy

Catagory 7
Favourite CCG Thread

Person above you...

Catagory 8
Least Favourite CCG thread

None!!!

Catagory 9
Favourite Comedic Value Bilger


JamieBcpfc
Catagory 10
Favourite CCG avatar

Icy

[JamieBcpfc]

You ••••••• GB +MrG :sob:

Maybe I should just name the chit chat gold king category the goldberg basher tribute Chit Chat Gold King

[JamieBcpfc]

Originally posted by calne eagle
Well, I'm sulking, end of.

I at least expected a 'Bilger who almost always posts on only one thread in CCG' or 'takes the p!ss out of Jamie's 'Kookie Kookie Chicken''.

still, I have only Jamie to blame for getting me involved with this sh!te....

Surely that means more votes for me:p

[Braders]

I think most of the awards should go to Goldberg Basher. Best newcomer and queen must be Cassy.

[ebyeeckeagle]

Catagory number 1
The Chit Chat Gold King
Curly - for his more quiet dedication to this fine forum

Catagory number 2
Favourite CCG poster
Ginny. For no reasons I can remotely give you.
(Close call. ROB posts elsewhere would sway me, but only CCG counts. Jamie fo his youthful enthusiasm. Etc)

Catagory number 3
Chit Chat Gold Queen
Hey Blondie
Teaser ain't around now and Cassy has only come recently......(I cant avoid innuendo even in nominations).


Catagory 4
Most Addicted CCG poster
Goldberg Basher.Natch.

Catagory 5
Most missed CCG poster
Mini Chedder. I have limited knowledge on this.

Catagory 6
Favourite Bilge Newcomer
Oooh good work from many. Icy, John, Gooch and my good ape fiend (sic) Palace_Monkey. But my vote is...
Kemalo

Catagory 7
Favourite CCG Thread
QP. I dont post on it generally but the Spanish contingent are compulsive.

Catagory 8
Least Favourite CCG thread
Trolley and Split over two Posts

Catagory 9
Favourite Comedic Value Bilger
You are all comedians.

Catagory 10
Favourite CCG avatar
Icy

[Hey Blondie]

Catagory number 1
The Chit Chat Gold King
Nominations
Goldberg Basher (obviously)


Catagory number 2
Favourite CCG poster

Mrgins (even though he did not vote me Queen :sob:)

Catagory number 3
Chit Chat Gold Queen
Teaser (as we always had a chit chat)

Catagory 4
Most Addicted CCG poster
Curly c.p.f.c

Catagory 5
Most missed CCG poster
No1Fan

Catagory 6
Favourite Bilge Newcomer
Palace_Monkey, (I haven't spoken to the newcomers as I have hardly been on myself but will say Palace_Monkey as he seems cheeky)

Catagory 7
Favourite CCG INSULT (reading what GB and Mrgins write about each other is hilarious)

Catagory 8
Least Favourite CCG Geography one

Catagory 9
Favourite Comedic Value Bilger
mrgins

Catagory 10
Favourite CCG avatar
GB

Thats me done!

[curly c.p.f.c]

Category 4 note spelling of Category

Most Addicted CCG poster
Curly c.p.f.c

Thank's Babe

[Ruskin Old Boy]

Category number 1
The Chit Chat Gold Kings:
Goldberg Basher, Baldeagle96, Wedgy - the three kings from afar, bearing bilge, they've travelled so far

Category number 2
Favourite CCG poster:
Bummer to choose just one person; predating CCG and the poster to blame for persuading Dave to create this forum please step forward, Wedgy

Category number 3
Chit Chat Gold Queens:
Teaser and Mini Cheddar

Category 4
Most Addicted CCG poster:
Goldberg Basher

Category 5
Most missed CCG posters:
Mini Cheddar and Lenny

Category 6
Favourite Bilge Newcomer:
Curly bought me a drink so this was an easy one to choose - Curly cpfc

Category 7
Favourite CCG Thread:
Alphabet thread

Category 8
Least Favourite CCG thread:
The thread about the fictitious character known as T******

Category 9
Favourite Comedic Value Bilgers:
Dead heat - jamiecpfc and mrgins - the dynamic duo, lowercase letters, lowercase humour, head to head japes, the morecambe and bay of bbs

Category 10
Favourite CCG avatar
mine (though mrdance's is good and jamie's last one was also cool)

[Darlingtoneagle]

Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
This is the first annual Chit Chat Gold Posters awards, I'm afraid only recognized Bilgers can vote, Put this In CCG if you want

Catagory number 1
The Chit Chat Gold King

Goldberg Basher - Can't see him losing the crown unless he abdicates

Catagory number 2
Favourite CCG poster

Goldberg Basher - For sheer persistence

Catagory number 3
Chit Chat Gold Queen

Cassy - A king must have his queen :o

Catagory 4
Most Addicted CCG poster

Mrgins - A close call but we can't have GB winning everything

Catagory 5
Most missed CCG poster

Daniel Nash - For no reason other than he was around when I first joined the BBS brotherhood

Catagory 6
Favourite Bilge Newcomer

kemalo - though I hear there is a chap from the North East who is pretty good

Catagory 7
Favourite CCG Thread

Let's write our own BBS book.... - always heading off at a seedy tangent

Catagory 8

Least Favourite CCG thread

Geographical game - exposes my woefull ignorance of where other people live

Catagory 9
Favourite Comedic Value Bilger

Will have to abstain, nobody in particular outshines the rest imho

Catagory 10
Favourite CCG avatar

ebyeeckeagle - Its one of the men from the village, come about the reaping?

[PalaceMonkey]

Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
This is the first annual Chit Chat Gold Posters awards, I'm afraid only recognized Bilgers can vote, Put this In CCG if you want

Catagory number 1
The Chit Chat Gold King
Things needed to qualify
Over 5000 bilge Posts regular bilger
Nominations
Wedgy, Baldeagle96, Ruskin Old Boy,Mrgins, Goldberg Basher, JamieBcpfc, No1Fan, Maidstoned Eagle, Biggus Mickus
Other Nominations of people who match the criteria accepted

Gotta be GB


Catagory number 2
Favourite CCG poster
Things needed to qualify
Nothing other then bilge posts

Hey Blondie because she has great taste in Newcomers :p

Catagory number 3
Chit Chat Gold Queen
Things needed to qualify
Female obviously
Mini Chedder, Teaser, Cassy, Lauren of Hove, Hey Blondie
Other Nominations accepted

Gotta be HeyBlondie again, I'm a sucker for flattery. If only you were 10 years older and I was single :love: :o ( sorry curly :angel: )
THough Lauren of Hove gets an honourable mention for living in the same city as me

Catagory 4
Most Addicted CCG poster
Goldnberg Basher, Hey Blondie, Mrgins,Baldeagle96, JamieBcpfc
Other Nominations accepted
Gotta be Jamie I think

Catagory 5
Most missed CCG poster
Gerry from Sussex, Wedgy, Mini Chedder, Fourtytwo,Daniel Nash,No1Fan, God. Other Nominations accepted

Haven't really been round long enough for this one

Catagory 6
Favourite Bilge Newcomer
Icy, Cassy, John1509, Gooch1977, ebyck eagle, Darlington_Eagle, Palace_Monkey, KestonEagle, kemalo

Can I vote for myself? If not then ebyeckeagle, even though he didn't
choose me AND expects me to be the lynchpin of the CCG 5 a side team!

Catagory 7
Favourite CCG Thread
Erm Hangman I guess!

Catagory 8
Least Favourite CCG thread
Count to a million boooooooooooooring or QP cos I don't understand it :sob:

Catagory 9
Favourite Comedic Value Bilger
So Many to choose from!
Joint to Ginny & Jamie

Catagory 10
Favourite CCG avatar
Curly's I think and mine of course

[PalaceMonkey]

blimey it's late, what the hell am I still doing up!
I will dream sweet dreams about getting more nominations :S: :S:

[Goldberg Basher]

Or of HB you little devil!

[charltonhater]

I don't get any proper nominations :sob:

Catagory number 1
The Chit Chat Gold King

Wedgy , - who else?

Catagory number 2
Favourite CCG poster
goldbergbasher - without him we'll be redundant

Catagory number 3
Chit Chat Gold Queen
Things needed to qualify
Female obviously
Mini Chedder - sorry Teaser!

Catagory 4
Most Addicted CCG poster
Goldberg Basher - (If you can show me a more addicted poster I will buy you a pint!)

Catagory 5
Most missed CCG poster
No1Fan - admittingly I myself have stopped posting here regularly recently but when I did post on a regular basis I remember No1fan frequently being the last to post on a thread. Not any more. :sob:

Catagory 6
Favourite Bilge Newcomer
ebyck eagle , - only because I recognise that username the most

Catagory 7
Favourite CCG Thread
- count to a million. The ultimate classic

Catagory 8
Least Favourite CCG thread
- The Truth About Who Really Is Trolley - bumper megamix version - it just isn't funny when in CCG

Catagory 9
Favourite Comedic Value Bilger
Politically he may be a •••• but Psychokiller is mr comic value poster and always will be

Catagory 10
Favourite CCG
huh?

[Goldberg Basher]

no 10
Favourite Bilge avatar?

[charltonhater]

Originally posted by Goldberg Basher
no 10
Favourite Bilge avatar?

Oh yes. Duh me, drunken retard who has just waggered back from the pub.

I vote for PalaceMonkey

[Goldberg Basher]

Lock-in was it?

[charltonhater]

Originally posted by Goldberg Basher
Lock-in was it?

It was a lock-in?

Damn it, I always leave too early!

[Goldberg Basher]

Sounds like you had your fill anyway mate.

[charltonhater]

feck orf

[mrgins]

nice to see you too, charltonhater :hi:

[Goldberg Basher]

And you Ginny.

[mrgins]

sorry about your holiday

[Goldberg Basher]

Nothing anyone could of done to avoid the weather.

[JamieBcpfc]

How you doing Mr Morecambe

[PalaceMonkey]

Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
Rock, your always talking about Monkeys, which you know are part of the primate group, as is the chimpaneze. And everydody knows Chimpin' ain't easy


My young bilging friend, I must offer you some monkey related advice.
Whilst i agree that Chimpin' ain't easy, spelling it correctly is!
And I thought you knew everything from chimpan-A to chimpanzee

[JamieBcpfc]

How dare you make a monkey out of me

[Goldberg Basher]

He's just apeing you Jamie.

[ebyeeckeagle]

Picky

[PalaceMonkey]

I don't usually pick up on spelling mistakes, but when it's ape-related I feel obliged to step in!

[Goldberg Basher]

Chimp-tastic.

[Moonbeam]

Am I allowed to vote?

[BaldEagle96]

Catagory number 1
The Chit Chat Gold King

Wedgy - The original king of CCG - all others are imposters.


Catagory number 2

RoB - For the Alphabet thread.


Catagory number 3

Mini Cheddar - long gone, but not forgotten.


Catagory 4
Most Addicted CCG poster

Has to be GB.


Catagory 5
Most missed CCG poster

There are far too many who are no longer around but to pick one I would say "Wedgy".



Catagory 6
Favourite Bilge Newcomer

No Idea as I haven't been around much myself for a long time now.


Catagory 7
Favourite CCG Thread

Count to a Million


Catagory 8
Least Favourite CCG thread

QP - as it is far to cliquee.


Catagory 9
Favourite Comedic Value Bilger

Ginny


Catagory 10
Favourite CCG avatar

Regal Eagle - although he isn't around much either.

[JamieBcpfc]

Originally posted by Moonbeam
Am I allowed to vote?
I suppose so

[Goldberg Basher]

Aren't you opening it up to people voting for people who post regularly out of CCG?

[JamieBcpfc]

No they can't vote for people who don't post in CCG, It depends what the votes are like most of the subjects have nominations anyway

[PalaceMonkey]

how confusing!

anyhoo,
if you have any doubts about who to vote for -
best newcomer - PalaceMonkey
and if you must
best avatar - PalaceMonkey.

you know it makes sense! :lux:

[Goldberg Basher]

Well if someone from outside CCG, like Peter H saw RoB's name he'd associate RoB with his posts from outside CCG as he'd know no different. So If the person voting isn't well known then as a CCG poster their votes shouldn't count.

[JamieBcpfc]

Well how many bilgers are there anyway, I have put a link in my sigature I may even be able to coax Wedgy to vote

[PalaceMonkey]

i agree with GB none-bilgers must be expunged.

is it possible to use the bilge idol table for a list of CCG'ers?
or are there not enough people on that?

[Goldberg Basher]

Use the Bilge table as a guide Jamie. Of course any regular, current, CCG poster can vote but I'd say Wedgy's not voted enough for the 2004 awards.

[JamieBcpfc]

Fair enough but a fair bit of leeway needs to be used,

Anyway when should I close voting, 10 days I think

Voting closes on the 13.09.04

[Goldberg Basher]

:sob: I'm away then. Can't you make it 18 Sept for when I get back?

[calne eagle]

I hope I can vote, though obviously I almost entirely frequent Hangman (thanks, Jamie...) with occas forays to person above you and bilge idol (and I am in the top 40 of that table.

Catagory number 1
The Chit Chat Gold King

GB


Catagory number 3
Hey Blondie (Teaser disappeared, haven't got to grips with Cassy yet - ooh er, GB)

Catagory 4
Most Addicted CCG poster
GB

Catagory 5
Most missed CCG poster
Gerry from Sussex - no contest - particularly given the reason.

Catagory 6
Favourite Bilge Newcomer
Palace_Monkey

Catagory 7
Favourite CCG Thread
Well I wonder what I might go for....
OK, Hangman, then.

Catagory 9
Favourite Comedic Value Bilger
ginny (well, I've got to vote for him for something)

[JamieBcpfc]

I'll consider it

[Moonbeam]

Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
I suppose so I should hope so. For all you know I might not bilge in this name :eek:

[JamieBcpfc]

You can vote and i will decide soon whether to accept the votes

[BaldEagle96]

Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
You can vote and i will decide soon whether to accept the votes

Which means if you, Moonbeam, don't vote at least once for Jamie your votes will not be accepted! ;)

[Ruskin Old Boy]

Originally posted by BaldEagle96
Which means if you, Moonbeam, don't vote at least once for Jamie your votes will not be accepted! ;)

LOL :p

He's taking bribes at the next home game so the results should make interesting reading.

[BaldEagle96]

Have to seek him out then and slip him a few pennies! ;)

[Ruskin Old Boy]

Or batteries for his scooter

[BaldEagle96]

How about a little bit of help with some homework?

[JamieBcpfc]

How dare you imply I accept bribes, especially for something as minute as batteries, for the thing your asking for, it will be the money equivalent of about 15 batteries

[JamieBcpfc]

Originally posted by BaldEagle96
How about a little bit of help with some homework?

DON'T REMIND OF THAT

Bloody school, why couldn't I have a couple of extra weeks, I am back on tuesday

[BaldEagle96]

Will that be A++ or A+++ Batteries Jamie?

[JamieBcpfc]

Maybe 10 english currency will remind of some votes I have forgetten "wink,wink"

[Kemalo]

Is that 10 pence Jamie ;) :D

[BaldEagle96]

10 rupees it is then.

[JamieBcpfc]

I never knew that England merged with India
10p don't you insult me I am not rigging a whole awards for that fee
:p

[BaldEagle96]

I just thought if the national dish was Chicken Tikka Masala we should also adopt the rupee as our currency.

[JamieBcpfc]

I dunno, the dollar could be in soon with all the fast food stuff

[Ruskin Old Boy]

I'll bid 10 dollars, two nans and a poppa-dom :D

[BaldEagle96]

I'll throw in a couple of chipattis.

[JamieBcpfc]

Change that poppa-dom for two prawn crackers and that nan for a vegetable naan and that 10 dollars for 10 pounds and your on

[Kemalo]

10 dollars, two naans, and 3 poppa doms I'll even throw in a chappati

[JamieBcpfc]

Or get rid of the side-dishes for a nice curry, not indian, I don't mind a malaysian or a south african, no green currys as well to coconutty now

[Ruskin Old Boy]

advance you extra green pickle

[JamieBcpfc]

Sorry No can do, I want an onion instead

[Ruskin Old Boy]

you got it

[Kemalo]

no no no I'll give you 3 onion bahjees

[JamieBcpfc]

I love Onion Bahjees, so The deal is £10, a malaysian curry and 3 onion bajee's








What are you bidding for again?

[BaldEagle96]

How about a pickled onion?

[JamieBcpfc]

Nothing pickled

[Kemalo]

Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
I love Onion Bahjees, so The deal is £10, a malaysian curry and 3 onion bajee's








What are you bidding for again?

I thought we were bidding for your scooter !! :clown:

[Ruskin Old Boy]

LOL :p

You'll need to find new elastic bands as the old ones were stolen

[calne eagle]

Originally posted by BaldEagle96
I just thought if the national dish was Kookie Kookie Chicken we should also adopt the rupee as our currency.

[Goldberg Basher]

So how about a table Jamie of where we are on votes?

[BaldEagle96]

Originally posted by calne eagle
Why oh why do I feel the urge to edit other peoples posts?

[calne eagle]

To take the mick out of Jamie! Sorry it happened to be your post.

[JamieBcpfc]

Chicken Kookie Kookie christ I thought It was a great hang-man none of you got it

[JamieBcpfc]

Originally posted by Goldberg Basher
So how about a table Jamie of where we are on votes?


No, because I am doing all the votes at once, when the voting closes then I will do all the votes and post them whilst giving you warning

[calne eagle]

Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
Chicken Kookie Kookie christ I thought It was a great hang-man none of you got it

Guilty as charged.

[JamieBcpfc]

maybe you should stop eating noodles and try it out

[BaldEagle96]

I really ought to keep up with the hangman thread so.

[mrgins]

Will you cook me some chicken K2 when I come over?

[JamieBcpfc]

chicken K2, that sounds like a big meal

[Goldberg Basher]

Do I get chips and a soft drink with that?

[JamieBcpfc]

Only way to fly, or If you choose you can have water or supersize?

[Goldberg Basher]

How super is super-size?

[JamieBcpfc]

The only way to find out is to buy it
But lets just say I have seen someone get a supersize Chicken Royale Meal and the cup had about 1/2 gallon of coke in their

[Goldberg Basher]

Re-usable cup then in the event of not finding a convenience?

[JamieBcpfc]

LOL, yes I mean unless you have super-powers you can't pee 1/2 gallon's worth

[Goldberg Basher]

Wanna bet?

[JamieBcpfc]

I have 24p at the moment and I will say you can't pee 1/2 gallons worth

[Goldberg Basher]

Will have to be worth more than 24p ...

[JamieBcpfc]

fine I have a few pennies as well how about a round 40p

[Goldberg Basher]

5p for every 5 seconds...

[mrgins]

it'll take a lot longer than that to find it!

[JamieBcpfc]

So come on, i don't here you relieving yourself

[Goldberg Basher]

Haven't drunk that much yet.

[JamieBcpfc]

I'll send you a beer over the internet, sending........................................now

[Goldberg Basher]

Will be a tad flat by the time it arrives though.

[JamieBcpfc]

I do have a slow computer, but should get there pretty quick, Apparently it is 33% done already

[Goldberg Basher]

Nope, not got it

[mrgins]

thats cos I intercepted it, mmmm smooth:p

[Goldberg Basher]

Made you want to pee yet? ;)

[mrgins]

yeah, can I email it to you!

[Goldberg Basher]

:)

[JamieBcpfc]

How did an american intercept a beer on its way to South London????

[calne eagle]

They have ways....


(CIA, grassy knoll, etc. etc.)

[PalaceMonkey]

the votings gone a bit quiet,
I think all your talk of pee and curry has frightened people off!

[Braders]

When's the results, can't be arsed to read all the pages. (I know I won't get any votes, just want to see who wins)

[mrgins]

Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
How did an american intercept a beer on its way to South London????
I'm not an american:bash:
I'm an Englishman with dual nationality!
and I have my ways to intercept beer anywhere it may be:p

[JamieBcpfc]

Hang the votings only been open a couple of days, give it a few more days

[JOHN1509]

here's my vote's..

1...gb

2....??

3...cassy

4...gb

5...no1fan

6...me...john1509

7...a-z palace players

8..co-stars

9..gb

10..gb

[Moonbeam]

As I am allowed to vote I would like to nominate in just 2 catagories:

Catagory number 3
Chit Chat Gold Queen
Things needed to qualify
Female obviously
Kemalo :love:

Catagory 6
Favourite Bilge Newcomer
kemalo ;)

[mrgins]

wot about me?:sob:

[Moonbeam]

Originally posted by mrgins
wot about me?:sob: I love you too :love:

[mrgins]

erm.....thanks :o

[Ruskin Old Boy]

Saw this headline today "Brad and Jen Jump to Jamie's Defence" and wondered why Brad Pitt and Jennifer what's her name are interested in the CCG awards :eek:

[mrgins]

I wonder who will jump to my defense...Bert and Ernie?

[Ruskin Old Boy]

LOL :p With their rubber ducky?

[mrgins]

rubber ducky, you're the one
you make bathtime so much fun
rubber ducky I'm so in love with you

funny how some thingsstick in your head after so long

[Ruskin Old Boy]

Brilliant duo - the muppet morecambe and wise :p

[mrgins]

used to watch them every day for three years when I was a single parent:p

[Ruskin Old Boy]

While the kids were at school? :D ;)

[JamieBcpfc]

Ya see, ginny you are not as important as me I get "A list" celebrities jumping to my defence while you have Bert and Ernie. However I did hear that Beavis and Butthead were expressing an interest

[mrgins]

got your priorities wrong, jamie. who's more important, brad and jen or bert and ernie?

[JamieBcpfc]

Well thats easy, Brad and Jen they're class innit









who are ernie and bert

[mrgins]

oh feck me slowly:rolleyes:

[Kemalo]

Originally posted by Moonbeam
As I am allowed to vote I would like to nominate in just 2 catagories:

Catagory number 3
Chit Chat Gold Queen
Things needed to qualify
Female obviously
Kemalo :love:

Catagory 6
Favourite Bilge Newcomer
kemalo ;)

Well thankyou kind sir !!! :love: you too Pete !!!!

[Ruskin Old Boy]

Bert and Ernie - character forming :p

[mrgins]

ying and yang of kids primetime tv

[BaldEagle96]

Bill and Ben please.

[PalaceMonkey]

beaker is my fave muppet, though bert & ern are close behind

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40032000/jpg/_40032936_muppet_henson_203.jpg

[JamieBcpfc]

So you watch kids tv Ginny then

[Ruskin Old Boy]

Muppet scientists have the right chemistry

Muppets Dr Bunsen Honeydew and his assistant Beaker have defeated Dr Strangelove, Dana Scully of "X Files" fame and Star Trek's Mr Spock to be voted the country's favourite screen scientists.

They beat their closest rival by a margin of 2 to 1 and won 33 percent of the 43,000 votes cast in an Internet poll published on Monday.

Spock came in a distance second with 15 percent followed by The Doctor, from Dr Who, who garnered 13 percent. Scully, the only woman in the poll, came in sixth.

"They are accessible, humorous and occasionally blow each other up," said Roland Jackson, of the British Association for the Advancement of Science (BA).

The balding, white-coated Honeydew and flame-haired, bulging-eyed Beaker created an array of crazy gadgets on the popular television show.

"They're the kind of scientists you would like to be but never quite dared to," said Alan Slater, a scientist at the University of Exeter in southwestern England.

The poll, sponsored by the BA and the BBC cult television website (www.bbc.co.uk/cult), gave the public five weeks to choose their favourite scientist from a shortlist of 10 that included Dr Evil from the film "Austin Powers", Dr Frankenstein, Frank N Furter, of the "Rocky Horror Show Picture Show", Dr Emmett Brown, of the film "Back to the Future" and Q of James Bond fame.

[JamieBcpfc]

The only scientist I knew out of that lot was Dr Evil, So I vote him

[Latvian]

Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
Catagory number 1
The Chit Chat Gold King
Goldberg Basher - There are Bilgers and there is GB. People should see what hes done for the world of bilge and acknowledge it, there is no contest.

Catagory number 2
Favourite CCG poster
Ruskin Old Boy - Took me under his wing when one was a young Eagle and also brought the first ever copy of Power to the Palace off me.

Catagory number 3
Chit Chat Gold Queen
Lauren of Hove - Keeps buying me drinks

Catagory 4
Most Addicted CCG poster
Wedgy - R.I.P :(


Catagory 5
Wedgy - Dan Nash, for the Spurs pisstakes

Catagory 6
Favourite Bilge Newcomer
Cassy

Catagory 7
Favourite CCG Thread
Lets Talk Poppycock All Day

Catagory 8
Least Favourite CCG thread
Geography Game

Catagory 9
Favourite Comedic Value Bilger
MrGins

Catagory 10
Favourite CCG avatar
Mr Dance 88



:sob: Nobody has recongised my production of bullshit so far. Some of you may have read that it is my ambition to be the biggest Bollocks-talker of all. Please do not piss on my dream :sob:

[mrgins]

too late...consider yourself oficially pissed on:D

[Goldberg Basher]

And you're the perfect man for the job... :hi:

[christopher]

All this pissing and producing of bull shit is making me feel slightly unwell.

[mrgins]

well get out of the bog and leave me to my business then

[Goldberg Basher]

A true piss artist.

[mrgins]

a real dick:)

[Goldberg Basher]

Little willy

[mrgins]

Do you realise when you are in CA, you'll be just as far from me as when you were in UK?

[Goldberg Basher]

:lux: Can I still try and dump something out of the plane if we cross your territory?

[mrgins]

as long as its wrapped in a $100 bill

[Goldberg Basher]

Only got $50's I'm afriad.

[mrgins]

just make sure its double wrapped then

[Goldberg Basher]

I only wipe with $50 bills but I'll see what I can do.

[mrgins]

just don't eat corn if they offer it to you

[Goldberg Basher]

I'll stick to the free champagne.

[mrgins]

coffee tea or me?

[Goldberg Basher]

:confused:

[mrgins]

no no no...it was a book:rolleyes:

[Goldberg Basher]

You went off on a tangent there ... a bit like we have on this thread :)

[mrgins]

ah, screw the thread. Its you me and cassy right? (voting I mean:o )

[Goldberg Basher]

Well it looks like you're gonna take the Comedy Award, which is a joke.

[mrgins]

you saying I'm a bit funny:grrr:

Hey, I'm off to the land of nod. Have a great holibob and don't cause any international incidents

[Goldberg Basher]

I was joking about the Comedy Award! Rather funny play on words, but you must have come from the Ca...

No, not going there :)

[mrgins]

hey! you leave my cassy out of this:grrr: (how do you like my GB impression:D )

[Goldberg Basher]

Very good. But she's not mine, she's married.

[Goldberg Basher]

And please be good to her while I'm away.

[Goldberg Basher]

But not too good, she knows your age! :D

[mrgins]

thats it! I'm cancelling your visa!

[Goldberg Basher]

:D :D :D :p :p :p :D :D :D

[BaldEagle96]

No don't Ginny - CCG needs a slowdown.

[Ruskin Old Boy]

With GB away and jamie back at school it will be very quiet

[Goldberg Basher]

I'll be keeping an eye on things from a distance so no narcy comments please!

[JamieBcpfc]

Well Ginny is a bollocks as he may beat me for the comedy award, and I can't imagine a CCG without GB

[Goldberg Basher]

May only be temporary ...

[BaldEagle96]

Originally posted by Ruskin Old Boy
With GB away and jamie back at school it will be very quiet

I'm back! :(

[Goldberg Basher]

:lux:

[BaldEagle96]

Well thank you young man!

[Goldberg Basher]

I'm not called that much anymore :eek:

[BaldEagle96]

Just trying to cheer you up before your enforced absence.

[Goldberg Basher]

It works :D

[mrgins]

PLEASE DON'T GO, GB!:sob:








Has he gone yet?








yes?










:lux: :lux: :lux:









Hi Casy honey, what you doing tonite sweetheart:love:

[Goldberg Basher]

OI! Ginster! What you doing the second i look away ...?

[Cassy]

Originally posted by mrgins
Hi Casy honey, what you doing tonite sweetheart:love: [/B]

My name is CASSY, Ginny :bash: :bash:

[mrgins]

oh, er, hi gb:o :hi:

[Goldberg Basher]

:hi: I think I should take Cassy with me to LA just to be sure she's safe from all these vultures...

[JamieBcpfc]

I fancy a large gin, anyone know who has any?

[mrgins]

when are you leaving?

[mrgins]

and whats Cassy's phone number?

[JamieBcpfc]

Don't worry GB, I will look after her









When I'm not at school that is

[Goldberg Basher]

Tomorrow afternoon. Will still be online up to 9am tomorrow, last possible second.

[JamieBcpfc]

LOL, you can't bear to be without your bilge

[JamieBcpfc]

How long you going for anyway

[Cassy]

Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
Don't worry GB, I will look after her









When I'm not at school that is

Aww Bless what a sweetheart........:D

[Goldberg Basher]

Kinda sweet in a way. Better I think if I change the names on the tickets Cass.

[JamieBcpfc]

and you can trust me not to try anything as we are unfortuantly two different generations

[Cassy]

Originally posted by mrgins
and whats Cassy's phone number?

Blimey not MORE text messages :rolleyes: thought I'd have at least 10 days off :D

[Kemalo]

Dont worry Cass, us girlies will stick together !!!!!!

[Cassy]

Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
and you can trust me not to try anything as we are unfortuantly two different generations

Oi!!!! You want a slap?

[Goldberg Basher]

:D Classic :D

[JamieBcpfc]

Shit Kemalo is female, bugger I need to pay more attention

[Goldberg Basher]

You need to learn the female form young Jamie, and not from your mum's Kays catalogue...

[Kemalo]

LOL :p

[mrgins]

ok jamie, listen carefully and repeat after me
man...penis
woman...no penis
understand?

[JamieBcpfc]

Its harder over the internet, I mean I knew about the existance of Mc Cheese and Cassy but...............

[JamieBcpfc]

Originally posted by mrgins
ok jamie, listen carefully and repeat after me
man...penis
woman...no penis
understand?
So basically everyone has to show there privates so we know what they are:eek:

[Goldberg Basher]

You're no good as a teacher. You had no idea either Ginny...

[Kemalo]

they only found out last night Jamie, however i do think GB was suspicious a while back !!!

[mrgins]

I've always thought GB looked a little suspicious

[mikestock]

My votes

Catagory number 1
The Chit Chat Gold King
Goldberg Basher, - who else could you pick

Catagory number 2
Favourite CCG poster
Baldeagle - us berkshire boys have to stick together

Catagory number 3
Chit Chat Gold Queen
Cassy, had no idea on this so picked one at random

Catagory 4
Most Addicted CCG poster
Goldnberg Basher,

Catagory 5
Most missed CCG poster
Wedgy,

Catagory 6
Favourite Bilge Newcomer
no idea don't post enough at the moment

Catagory 7
Favourite CCG Thread
count to a million

Catagory 8
Least Favourite CCG thread
ping pong

Catagory 9
Favourite Comedic Value Bilger
mrgins

Catagory 10
Favourite CCG avatar
goldberg basher
[/B][/QUOTE]

[JamieBcpfc]

Yeh I know, what man has a handbag

[mrgins]

thanks mikestock. I'll buy you a drink in march:p

[Cassy]

Originally posted by mikestock

Catagory number 3
Chit Chat Gold Queen
Cassy, had no idea on this so picked one at random


Thanks....I think :D

[Goldberg Basher]

Shall I collect the trophies now :D

Thanks mikestock, mate :lux:

[JamieBcpfc]

I voted for you twice Ginny, what do I get

[Goldberg Basher]

7 years of bad luck, starting with your first girlfriend.

[mrgins]

GB will give you a hug jamie:p

[JamieBcpfc]

a big hug?

[Goldberg Basher]

:eek: That's not in my contract!

[JamieBcpfc]

Isn't your contract to do anything for the sake of bilge

[mrgins]

Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
a big hug?
not enough? no problem, I'll have him do something a little more erotic, customised to your needs:p

[JamieBcpfc]

how far will he go?

[Goldberg Basher]

You don't want him soiling himself ginny. Careful about booking the lapdancers.

[mikestock]

Originally posted by mrgins
thanks mikestock. I'll buy you a drink in march:p

come march I'll probably need it.

[mrgins]

Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
how far will he go?
thats more like it:p how far do you want him to go?

[JamieBcpfc]

well if he really will do anything for the sake of bilge.....................

[Goldberg Basher]

Hey I'm a female only love machine. Nothing kinky you two!

[JamieBcpfc]

I don't think you have a choice :D

[JamieBcpfc]

It was all in the contract you signed GB

[mrgins]

Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
I don't think you have a choice :D
yes he does.
On top or underneath GB?

[JamieBcpfc]

Can't I choose that

[mrgins]

what ever turns you on jamie, GB swings both ways:p