The proposed Betting Thread Bash

[Grim Reaper]

Thought it was a bit uinfair to trash the Goldmine with speak of this possible event so from now on, all Betting Thread Bash related banter and macho speak goes in here.

As it stands the the week that stands out is the Newcastle away weekend of April 30th. Bank Holiday weekend = mass of people heading to the coast in all seaside towns INC Cleethorpes of course.

Also means the Sunday will be nice and busy for those of you who fancy three nights on the town.

Friday busy, Saturday absolutely heaving.

Nothing written in stone yet so fire away with any other suggestions you may have.

[ozeagle]

where's the i have a missus but will glady play solid wingman option..

[ozeagle]

or the, i have a missus, but if miss world asks me to shellackify her back at cleethorpes, i gladly will, option..
:D

[ozeagle]

just joshing Renee...
:)

[ozeagle]

grim, going to be very hard for me to be there that weekend, think i'll be at happy valley in hong kong..following weekend i'll be in london, and the next, but Sat night will definitely be clubbing ...
my visit to clee is likely to be midweek, perhaps Monday for the easy pickings on the tennis.
:)

[Grim Reaper]

Shame if you can't make it when everyone's here (if indeed it takes place.)

Surely once you're snorting that crap or munching those pills one club's very much like another, no?

[ozeagle]

to a point, but i'll be there to see specific dj's..which are like bands, good v bad..fact is, the good ones are always about London..

[Grim Reaper]

Aye, aye!

Who's put down they want the totty but then hasn't posted. Come on, don't be shy. :p

[citizen sane]

Originally posted by Grim Reaper
Aye, aye!

Who's put down they want the totty but then hasn't posted. Come on, don't be shy. :p

I just voted for that :) I'm thinking about making you sign a disclaimer so any ....ermm potential embarassments don't end up in your guest house thread :eek:

Btw any dates are good for me , midweek or otherwise .

[EagleSE24]

Originally posted by Grim Reaper
Aye, aye!

Who's put down they want the totty but then hasn't posted. Come on, don't be shy. :p

Me too. Have been planning on going to Newcastle since the beginning of the season but will be staying up there as well. One of the best nights out in the country up there :p Well on a par with Manchester or Nottingham.

London being the best obviously :)

[ozeagle]

newcastle, voted no.5 in world's best places to go clubbing..ahead of london, sydney et al...

[Grim Reaper]

Originally posted by EagleSE24
Me too. Have been planning on going to Newcastle since the beginning of the season but will be staying up there as well. One of the best nights out in the country up there :p Well on a par with Manchester or Nottingham.

London being the best obviously :)

I remember being out on January 2nd and being impressed with hopw crowded everywhere was and yet half the night locals and cabbies were apologising for the town being dead.

Christ. the town was buzzing by 7.30 - Croydon only really gets going at 9 on its best nights!

As for Newcastle, there's nothing to stop you joining the Bash on the Sunday. With it being Bank Holiday, Sunday will still be a good day/night.

as for London being the best. :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Grim Reaper]

Originally posted by citizen sane
I just voted for that :) I'm thinking about making you sign a disclaimer so any ....ermm potential embarassments don't end up in your guest house thread :eek:


I won't say anything.....as long as you don't pull pigs, wet the bed or throw up! :D

[bunghole]

Originally posted by Grim Reaper
I won't say anything.....as long as you don't throw up! :D

Best to avoid the sausages then lads. ;) :o

[Stigma]

I've voted for option 1:)

Sounds like great fun, but I don't know just yet for sure if I'll be able to make that date though..

[Grim Reaper]

Basically if that date doesn't suit and another one does then we'll go for the other date. Are people adamant that the weekend includes a Palace match? If not then then we can watch it on Sky (if it's on Sky that is) or simply get some beers in and listen to it on the broadband. Not so good as being there but will ensure the betting flow isn't interuppted!!

Good to see 5 people on the case for totty.

[Tor]

6, that is...

[Grim Reaper]

Half a dozen stallions let loose. The women will be bouncing off the ceilings!!! :p

[Jim Cannons Moustache]

LOL!

I can't see myself venturing that far north for this (especially not that weekend as we are supposed to be going away) but as I have a missus and will be strictly confined to the stands anyway it wont make any difference.

[citizen sane]

Originally posted by Grim Reaper
Basically if that date doesn't suit and another one does then we'll go for the other date. Are people adamant that the weekend includes a Palace match?

Good to see 5 people on the case for totty.

Not bothered about dates or a Palace match personally , anytime is ok with me .

You must be rubbing your hands at the thought of all this extra shag tax you'll get this weekend Grim :D

[ozeagle]

grim, i'll be dropping by regardless...although i can guarantee it won't be on a weekend

[Grim Reaper]

Originally posted by Jim Cannons Moustache
LOL!

I can't see myself venturing that far north for this (especially not that weekend as we are supposed to be going away) but as I have a missus and will be strictly confined to the stands anyway it wont make any difference.

Come on - it's your chance to wring the neck of the man who's tips have bankrupted you. Oh sh1t - that's me!!!

[Grim Reaper]

Originally posted by ozeagle
grim, i'll be dropping by regardless...although i can guarantee it won't be on a weekend

There's always one! :rolleyes:

[Grim Reaper]

Originally posted by citizen sane
Not bothered about dates or a Palace match personally , anytime is ok with me .

You must be rubbing your hands at the thought of all this extra shag tax you'll get this weekend Grim :D

As we always politely say - if you do get hold of a lass, then shag her under the pier!

[Grim Reaper]

Trying to gauge what sort of numbers we'll get for this event if it takes place.

For max. pulling opportunities then the May day Bank Holiday will see this place overflowing with locals totty and Yorkshire lasses coming down and looking for one thing! ;)

If betting, beers and a lads chitchat is more to your liking then ofg course it can be any time. Pulling opps will still be around butmaybe not as prevelant and Sunday night would be limited opportunity whereas Bank Holiday basically means another Saturday night!

Then again if you'd tie in a Wednesday night (that means time off work though) then I'll take you to the legend that is BAGS BALL.

:p

[ozeagle]

BAGS BALL for us, Grim..

[Grim Reaper]

Originally posted by ozeagle
BAGS BALL for us, Grim..

Hope you won't be partaking and only there in an advisory capacity

[bunghole]

Originally posted by Grim Reaper
Hope you won't be partaking and only there in an advisory capacity

Didn't they have sex education when you were at school Grim? ;) :o

[Grim Reaper]

Originally posted by ozeagle
BAGS BALL for us, Grim..

Been hearing some strange words in relation to that place lately from my male guests.

'Full of talent'
'Totty'
'Quality'


When can I pencil you guys in?
:D

[ozeagle]

shellacking and pounding in there, Grim?

[Grim Reaper]

I've had a guest who did his shellacking on the bench outside the venue.....five minutes after paying to get in. :eek: :D

[bunghole]

Originally posted by Grim Reaper
I've had a guest who did his shellacking on the bench outside the venue.....five minutes after paying to get in. :eek: :D

Bloody hell :eek:. They should change name of the 'Bags Ball' to the 'Doori Dance' if it only takes 5 minutes to pull something.

[Grim Reaper]

Originally posted by bunghole
Bloody hell :eek:. They should change name of the 'Bags Ball' to the 'Doori Dance' if it only takes 5 minutes to pull something.

What's a Doori???? :confused:

[Grim Reaper]

Anyone still up for this?

If it does happen, anyone interested in me setting up a casino and giving you the chance to win Reaper money?

I dunno, a roulette wheel, a shoe for Blackjack?

[Reps AJ]

Originally posted by Grim Reaper
If it does happen, anyone interested in me setting up a casino and giving you the chance to win Reaper money?

What can you buy with Reaper money? Can it be used towards shag and/or piss taxes?

[ozeagle]

Originally posted by Grim Reaper
I've had a guest who did his shellacking on the bench outside the venue.....five minutes after paying to get in. :eek: :D

so within 6 mins, he had entered, entered, withdrawn, and re-entered.

classy.

:hmph:

[Shamone]

Grim, count me in for this. Missed it originally. I better get on them casinos to supplement the various taxes I'll incur

[Shamone]

Originally posted by Grim Reaper
I've had a guest who did his shellacking on the bench outside the venue.....five minutes after paying to get in. :eek: :D

I thought I done well new years eve with an hour and twenty minutes. This classy gaff sounds right up my street. :love:

[Grim Reaper]

I took Baby Reaper to playschool in the adjoining room last Thursday and I literally stuck to the floors. Christ knows how much beer gets spilt. Well, at least I hope it was beer!! :eek:

[Grim Reaper]

Originally posted by Reps AJ
What can you buy with Reaper money? Can it be used towards shag and/or piss taxes?

Whatever your heart desires......although alcohol for the host is the best use for it!!

[citizen sane]

Originally posted by Grim Reaper
Anyone still up for this?

If it does happen, anyone interested in me setting up a casino and giving you the chance to win Reaper money?

I dunno, a roulette wheel, a shoe for Blackjack?


I am still :)


How about a pack of cards and a little poker tournament ? ;)

[Grim Reaper]

Originally posted by citizen sane
I am still :)


How about a pack of cards and a little poker tournament ? ;)

I'm happy to sit down and learn poker. If anyone wants to take me on at blackjack I'll can play banker.

I'm also up for World Series Snap if you like.

Hmm, liking the idea of turning the whole place into a gamling paradise

Room 2 - poker room
Room 3 - blackjack

Dining Room - punters den for internet betting and Sky Sports

Rooms 1 & 4 - hangover recovery areas
Room 5 & 6 - hire a couple of girls from Nicole's Massage to service you lot in between bets.

[Shamone]

I'll book a single in room 5 and a stall in room 3 then Grim. They'll be no need for 1 & 4 as thats what 5 & 6 are for.

[Grim Reaper]

No squire, you and i will be getting a cab over to Hull to hit the casino!!! ;)

[Grim Reaper]

Who just added one to the first option???

[citizen sane]

Originally posted by Grim Reaper
I'm happy to sit down and learn poker. If anyone wants to take me on at blackjack I'll can play banker.

I'm also up for World Series Snap if you like.

Hmm, liking the idea of turning the whole place into a gamling paradise

Room 2 - poker room
Room 3 - blackjack

Dining Room - punters den for internet betting and Sky Sports

Rooms 1 & 4 - hangover recovery areas
Room 5 & 6 - hire a couple of girls from Nicole's Massage to service you lot in between bets.

I'm liking this ...Gambling , drinking and debauchry ( sp) ......Perfect . What would Mrs Reaper say about this though ? :o

Any ideas about dates yet ?

[Grim Reaper]

Originally posted by citizen sane
I'm liking this ...Gambling , drinking and debauchry ( sp) ......Perfect . What would Mrs Reaper say about this though ? :o

Any ideas about dates yet ?

OK, maybe Mrs R won't appreciate the debauchery - maybe you lot can pay the £3 to get to Nicole's in a cab.

I'd drive you all there myself but you'll be teaching me poker! :p

[Grim Reaper]

Originally posted by citizen sane
Any ideas about dates yet ?

This is the tricky one.

The bank holiday weekend at the end of April is a good one as you'll get the option of a lively Sunday night here as well. A few Yorkie lasses thrown in with the local totty and even oz would pull (if we were single)

My money's still on stigma to use his nordic charms and get a 2am trip 'under the pier' ;)

[Stigma]

Well my Nordic charms haven’t worked at home for a while, so perhaps a change of scenery is the key !:o

My “problem” is that I’m at the moment contemplating going over for the home game against Liverpool on the 23 of April. If I get tickets. This mainly because it’s my 25 birthday on the 24 of April and most of my friends/family support the scousers. Would be great to beat them.. Actually thinking about staying for a few days in Croydon this time around, not just stay in “central” London.

[bunghole]

Originally posted by Stigma
it’s my 25 birthday on the 24 of April

Same day as my mum. :eek: :)

[ozeagle]

late mail, 23rd april...

[Grim Reaper]

Blimey, it'll be beers, betting and THREE birthday cakes.

[Grim Reaper]

stig, how long were you planning to stay in england?

[citizen sane]

My birthday is on the 28th April :eek: Is gambling normally associated with Taureans ?:D

[Stigma]

Originally posted by Grim Reaper
stig, how long were you planning to stay in england?

Dunno..all a bit sketchy at the moment...I know from past experiences though that it is a specially hectic time at work at that time also..

[Grim Reaper]

Originally posted by citizen sane
My birthday is on the 28th April :eek: Is gambling normally associated with Taureans ?:D

8/11 Yes
EVS No

[bunghole]

Originally posted by citizen sane
My birthday is on the 28th April :eek: Is gambling normally associated with Taureans ?:D

Must be.

Mine's the 29th. :o :lux:

[ozeagle]

Originally posted by Stigma
a bit sketchy

perfect for the bash.
;)

[Grim Reaper]

It's all pointing towards the bank holiday weekend at the end of April.

Palace @ Newcastle which isn't too far away although might be hard for us all to get tickets seeing as between around 12 of us we do about 50 matches total a year!!!

Bank Holiday = three busy nights and two busy days i.e. Sat/Sun (Sunday sessions at the seaside are part of british life and this town's no different.)

In amongst drinking/sniffing for totty there will be ample betting opportunities to hammer the broadband with.

So come on lads - are we set for this to be THE date?

Fri April 29th to Monday 1st May

Birthdays, beers, betting and cheers! :lux:

[fredman]

Originally posted by bunghole
Must be.

Mine's the 29th. :o :lux:

and mine 9th May

:lux:

[bunghole]

Originally posted by fredman
and mine 9th May

:lux:

So we were cursed right from the start. :D

[Tor]

I'll be over for the Southampton match early in May, so looks like I will have to wait for next years annual(?) Betting Thread Bash. :( Bringing a chick as well, so can't really piss off to Clee for the local totty anyway.

Normally I would just take a trip on my own the week before, but can't afford to... I've got Nice in March, London and Rome in May, so it'll be a busy spring. :)

But have fun, and behave yourselves. ;)

[Grim Reaper]

Just found this thread.

Wahey! It DID happen after all!! :p

[ozeagle]

and you went home at midnight.

good host at home, poor away.

:)