Delia and her half-time speech [Archive]

c_block_lad

28-02-2005, 09:21 PM

Originally posted by Neil
What happened?

Delia went on the pitch during half-time with the Mic, asking the Norwich fans "Where were they?", and to be there 12th man, all looked very very funny and very very embarassing for Norwich City live on Sky!

PhilD

28-02-2005, 09:22 PM

I think the Norwich fan on FAN-ZONE could be even better judging by his cocky reaction to the Ashton goal.

AddiscombeEagle

28-02-2005, 09:23 PM

One of the funniest things I have seen, she went all Vicky Pollard, sounded well Pikey and pissed.

gjtango

28-02-2005, 09:23 PM

Originally posted by Neil
What happened? ]

Basically wobbled onto the pitch before the teams came out, giving it large saying:

"This is to the best supporters in the world. HAHAHAHAHHA •••• OFF DELIA (not included)

We need a Twelth man you hear me, come on, where are ya, where are ya?!"

Some Norfolk gibberish like that.

I'll tell you where your twelth man is Delia, probably over in some field tickling a sheeps balls or milking some fat ugly cow :moo:

MATTY THE EAGLE

28-02-2005, 09:24 PM

Originally posted by gjtango

I'll tell you where your twelth man is Delia, probably over in some field tickling a sheeps balls or milking some fat ugly cow :moo:

:D

eagles #1

28-02-2005, 09:24 PM

Imagine SJ doing that :D

c_block_lad

28-02-2005, 09:25 PM

Originally posted by gjtango
]

Some Norfolk gibberish like that.

I'll tell you where your twelth man is Delia, probably over in some field tickling a sheeps balls or milking some fat ugly cow :moo:

LOL

ROFL

:D

Sussex Eagle

28-02-2005, 09:25 PM

:D It was terrific. Not sure whether she's a nutter or if she was just laying on the 'common touch' too thick.

forsells no1 fan

28-02-2005, 09:25 PM

Originally posted by eagles #1
Imagine SJ doing that :D

:D

gjtango

28-02-2005, 09:26 PM

Another song for the Norwich game:

"WHERE'S YOUR TWELTH MAN GONE, WHERE'S YOUR TWELTH MAN GONE?"

PhilD

28-02-2005, 09:26 PM

Originally posted by c_block_lad
Delia went on the pitch during half-time with the Mic, asking the Norwich fans "Where were they?", and to be there 12th man, all looked very very funny and very very embarassing for Norwich City live on Sky!

And then Sherwood went and called them a small club, could it get any worse?:D

I used to think Norwich were ok, but browsing one of their message boards this season has certainly altered my view of them. Their fans have ridiculous delusions of grandeur and hardly a day goes by without someone slagging off Palace or praying for someone to break AJ's legs

Neil

28-02-2005, 09:27 PM

That sounds very funny. Gutted I missed it :D

eagles #1

28-02-2005, 09:27 PM

SJ: "where are ya? Where are ya?

Palace Fans: "Fuk off Jordan!!" :D

Granada allover

28-02-2005, 09:28 PM

Talk about gourmet on the go...

gjtango

28-02-2005, 09:29 PM

Dear Delia,

YOU CARN'T READ, YOU CARN'T WRITE, AND YOU CARN'T COOK PASTA,

YOUR A NORWICH CITY FAN AND YOUR A ••••••• ••••••.

vivideagle

28-02-2005, 09:30 PM

She certainly looked tired and emotional!
Wot a show-up

gjtango

28-02-2005, 09:30 PM

Originally posted by eagles #1
SJ: "where are ya? Where are ya?

Palace Fans: "Fuk off Jordan!!" :D

ROMFLAO :D :D

MATTY THE EAGLE

28-02-2005, 09:30 PM

Originally posted by gjtango
Dear Delia,

YOU CARN'T READ, YOU CARN'T WRITE, AND YOU CARN'T COOK PASTA,

YOUR A NORWICH CITY FAN AND YOUR A ••••••• ••••••.

Give me a Pint of what that boys drinking :D

maestro

28-02-2005, 09:31 PM

She sounded like she was offering someone out.

Definately not sober

brighton_eagle

28-02-2005, 09:31 PM

Originally posted by gjtango
Dear Delia,

YOU CARN'T READ, YOU CARN'T WRITE, AND YOU CARN'T COOK PASTA,

YOUR A NORWICH CITY FAN AND YOUR A ••••••• ••••••.

Can't spell either. ;)

c_block_lad

28-02-2005, 09:32 PM

Originally posted by gjtango
Dear Delia,

YOU CARN'T READ, YOU CARN'T WRITE, AND YOU CARN'T COOK PASTA,

YOUR A NORWICH CITY FAN AND YOUR A ••••••• ••••••.

Have you been drinking Delia's special brew again?

:p

gjtango

28-02-2005, 09:33 PM

Originally posted by MATTY THE EAGLE
Give me a Pint of what that boys drinking :D

Earl Grey tea, quarter milk, three fourths tea, one and a half sugars. Gets you BUZZING. Proper bo I'll tell thee.

Delia, take a leaf out of my book love, get a day job, oh yeah, just remebered you've got one, making Norwich City fans look like •••••. AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I love you Delia :love: , NOT :S:

Gavin Axten

28-02-2005, 09:33 PM

I thought someone would have started a thread already. Oh dear Delai you have made a complete arse of yourself.hahaha

imashed

28-02-2005, 09:34 PM

too much cooking wine by the sound of it and sj would'nt go on the pitch he'd get his £300 shoes all muddy

gjtango

28-02-2005, 09:34 PM

Originally posted by brighton_eagle
Can't spell either. ;)

Splendid. I can spell that.:afro:

RickyB

28-02-2005, 09:35 PM

Originally posted by gjtango
Another song for the Norwich game:

"WHERE'S YOUR TWELTH MAN GONE, WHERE'S YOUR TWELTH MAN GONE?"

yeah, have to remember that on! :p :p

gcwhite

28-02-2005, 09:35 PM

Chairman drunk on pitch in front of Sky cameras. Disrepute charge?

c_block_lad

28-02-2005, 09:37 PM

Originally posted by gcwhite
Chairman drunk on pitch in front of Sky cameras. Disrepute charge?

Dock them some points whilst your there.

:p

Brett

28-02-2005, 09:52 PM

Mods to merge this thread with the under-9's in GCC.

James

28-02-2005, 09:55 PM

Shall I upload an mpg clip?

c_block_lad

28-02-2005, 09:56 PM

Originally posted by Brett
Mods to merge this thread with the under-9's in GCC.

Jesus Wept.

This is a good light hearted thread on Delia Smith's half time "Message", and Palace fans are in a good mode following Norwich's result, all it seems apart from you.

Why are you such a killjoy?

MATTY THE EAGLE

28-02-2005, 09:57 PM

Originally posted by James
Shall I upload an mpg clip?

Would be rude not too sir!

c_block_lad

28-02-2005, 09:57 PM

Originally posted by James
Shall I upload an mpg clip?

Yes please James.

gcwhite

28-02-2005, 09:57 PM

Originally posted by James
Shall I upload an mpg clip?

Best check with Brett first. ;)

cooper83

28-02-2005, 09:58 PM

Originally posted by James
Shall I upload an mpg clip?

Please do - I missed it and am quite desperate to see the old dear embarrassing herself!

James

28-02-2005, 10:00 PM

OK - give me five minutes.

c_block_lad

28-02-2005, 10:00 PM

Cheers.

eagles #1

28-02-2005, 10:00 PM

1fa8

Originally posted by Brett
Mods to merge this thread with the under-9's in GCC. Lighten up mate.

Brett

28-02-2005, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by eagles #1
Lighten up mate.

I do like a good fish every now and then. :p

Can I just say before Mousey Tongue pulls that stunt that if it happens at Selhurst, it'll be stanley knife time.

James

28-02-2005, 10:04 PM

Here you go then ................................ (http://raq8.servercity.co.uk/files/delia.mpeg).

WARNING - this will make you cringe.

m355y

28-02-2005, 10:04 PM

Very funny. All the better in that they lost.:D

I used to quite like Norwich too. I like the city and the part of the country, I love their green and yellow colour scheme, and was quite glad when they finally came up. This season, having actually seen them at close quarters, I'm not so positive.

The reason = dear old Delia. She's become a figurehead for the club and I can't stand her. The BBC can't go through a Norwich game without showing her at least three times, and every time she's interviewed she comes across as a moron. So she's put a bit of money into them, she's just some Z-list "celebrity" cook and yet somehow she dominates the club.

Norwich doing well? Haha, say the press, must be Delia's half time cakes. They won? Oh Delia will be delighted. Bless.

Pass the bucket.

c_block_lad

28-02-2005, 10:04 PM

Link not working...

cooper83

28-02-2005, 10:05 PM

Yeah, can't get it to work

Brett

28-02-2005, 10:05 PM

Originally posted by James
WARNING - this will make you cringe.

As much as Tim Sherwood's "hur hur, he said malicious", accompanied by schoolgirl giggle?

RickyB

28-02-2005, 10:05 PM

Link broken

cooper83

28-02-2005, 10:06 PM

. . . And suddenly it works

James

28-02-2005, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by cooper83
Yeah, can't get it to work

Try again ... [Click Here] (http://raq8.servercity.co.uk/files/delia.mpeg )

RickyB

28-02-2005, 10:07 PM

ah, gotcha

cooper83

28-02-2005, 10:07 PM

Originally posted by James
Try Again [Click Here] (http://www.ewhurst.com/mpg/delia.mpg)

Many thanks James, looking forward to seeing this one!

c_block_lad

28-02-2005, 10:12 PM

Is it taking anyone else a long time to load?

RickyB

28-02-2005, 10:14 PM

yeah ... James your server is slooooow! pinched at 4KB a second.. you should come and get some nice fast web-hosting from me :-)

RickyB

28-02-2005, 10:15 PM

James, TVM btw! :-)

humpo

28-02-2005, 10:16 PM

hmmm, 1.6 kbs per second

eagles #1

28-02-2005, 10:16 PM

Originally posted by c_block_lad
Is it taking anyone else a long time to load? Yep.

gcwhite

28-02-2005, 10:20 PM

This Delia episode must give our esteemed Mr Butler some ideas for one of his special pictures.

I.Flyer

28-02-2005, 10:20 PM

Just played it again on Sky Sports. They are really laughing and taking the Mick. I am so glad it wasn't SJ pulling a stunt like that.

James

28-02-2005, 10:22 PM

Originally posted by RickyB
yeah ... James your server is slooooow! pinched at 4KB a second.. you should come and get some nice fast web-hosting from me :-) I am seriously fed up with Easyspace. Web hosting used to be fast (and cheap). Now it is neither.

To make matters worse, a couple of months ago they deleted about 120mb of files with barely an apology.

So - I am definitely interested in changing once my annual contract is up in the Spring.

In the meantime - sorry about the speed. If anyone manages to download it, and has a fast server available, please feel free to mirror it.

brighton_eagle

28-02-2005, 10:24 PM

I'll keep going with the download and put it on my server if I get it done.

RickyB

28-02-2005, 10:24 PM

58% complete :-)

If it's only a little space you need, I can give you a spot on my server FOC. 100Mbs burst :-)

Q2thaZ

28-02-2005, 10:25 PM

humpo

28-02-2005, 10:25 PM

Originally posted by RickyB
58% complete :-)

If it's only a little space you need, I can give you a spot on my server FOC. 100Mbs burst :-)

ooh, you tease

ozeagle

28-02-2005, 10:26 PM

malakite, i take pity on your poor parents and brother, having to live amongst chavs like that...
:)

ozeagle

28-02-2005, 10:26 PM

in all seriousness, norwich must be as good as down now. that will have to have broken them.
:)

selhurst star

28-02-2005, 10:29 PM

1f98

Originally posted by ozeagle
in all seriousness, norwich must be as good as down now. that will have to have broken them.
:)

I dont think we can afford to think like that.

sydney eagle

28-02-2005, 10:34 PM

I started reading this thread and got jealous I couldn't see it so thankyou james for putting it up,I'm dying of anticipation as it loads:D

Micky Spilane

28-02-2005, 10:36 PM

8% - only 45 minutes to go, I hope it's worth it!

orpingtoneagle

28-02-2005, 10:36 PM

I think she went on the pitch with the best intentions - to rouse their home support.....but by the sound and look of her...she had been on the Martini - or perhaps put too much ale in her fabled pies.......either way it came out as like a criticism of the home support rather than a rallying cry........she looked and sounded cringeworthy :)

"a messhige to the besht posshible slupporters in the world....wheres the twelth man...letshh be aving you....where are you (hick)....where are you"

Well Im going to hide under the duvet with emabarrasment.

Micky Spilane

28-02-2005, 10:36 PM

10% now - ooh the suspense.

James

28-02-2005, 10:38 PM

I am sorry for the slow speeds - hopefully someone will download it and mirror it soon.

Shipp Ahoy!

28-02-2005, 10:39 PM

Jesus wept, someone please download and then post a faster link!

RickyB

28-02-2005, 10:39 PM

I've cancelled download ... was going at about 0.7k a second

Shipp Ahoy!

28-02-2005, 10:40 PM

Originally posted by James
I am sorry for the slow speeds - hopefully someone will download it and mirror it soon.

It's ok James, thanks for the link in the first place :)

James

28-02-2005, 10:41 PM

It is a classic moment. Delia gets her expression completely wrong.

After saying that the Norwich supporters are the best in the World, she goes on to ask 'Where are you?' with a sneer in her voice and her lip curled.

... and 'Let's be having you'? What does that mean?

RickyB

28-02-2005, 10:41 PM

Thanks still though James :p

Brett

28-02-2005, 10:43 PM

Originally posted by James
... and 'Let's be having you'? What does that mean?

Women of her age would never admit it but they all secretly long to be Barbara (our Babs - copyright The Sun) Windsor.

humpo

28-02-2005, 10:44 PM

91%

James

28-02-2005, 10:46 PM

Has anyone actually downloaded it yet?

Shipp Ahoy!

28-02-2005, 10:48 PM

20% slowly but surely.

humpo

28-02-2005, 10:48 PM

yes

James

28-02-2005, 10:49 PM

Is anyone able to mirror it somewhere?

humpo

28-02-2005, 10:50 PM

im not able, sorry

Micky Spilane

28-02-2005, 10:53 PM

63% now and thanks James for putting it up, the ooh the suspense bit was just tongue in cheek!

1.51kb - I've had worse from Limewire

Q2thaZ

28-02-2005, 10:53 PM

can't u mail it to Rickyb?

Oryol

28-02-2005, 10:54 PM

A bit of an embarrassing episode for Delia, that, but I'm not sure there are many of us who haven't done something embarrassing when tiddly. A lot of the jibes which get aimed at her strike me as erring on the side of misogyny.

She's still pretty attractive though, isn't she? I definitely would.

Jay_Palace

28-02-2005, 10:54 PM

Fortunately I don't need to download it, as I watched her in all her *ahem* glory.

Words fail me.

Micky Spilane

28-02-2005, 10:57 PM

Where was her husband, surely someone should have stopped her if she was pi$$ed, not that I care, can't wait to see the clip!

gcwhite

28-02-2005, 10:58 PM

Originally posted by Oryol

She's still pretty attractive though, isn't she? I definitely would.

Looked a bit worse for wear this evening.

Brett

28-02-2005, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by gcwhite
Looked a bit worse for wear this evening.

But easy.

Q2thaZ

28-02-2005, 11:00 PM

10 mins away

RickyB

28-02-2005, 11:00 PM

Originally posted by Q2thaZ
can't u mail it to Rickyb?

If someone wants to mail me it i'll pop it on my server.

Q2thaZ

28-02-2005, 11:02 PM

86%

Men At Work

28-02-2005, 11:10 PM

Originally posted by James
Shall I upload an mpg clip?

Yes :lux:

Q2thaZ

28-02-2005, 11:12 PM

:D :D :D

mellowG

28-02-2005, 11:13 PM

lol, ridiculous

brighton_eagle

28-02-2005, 11:14 PM

*edited*

RickyB

28-02-2005, 11:15 PM

Originally posted by brighton_eagle
here (http://www.hothorse.com/delia.mpg) you go, until Ricky can get a copy

Thanks brighton_eagle - I'll mirror as well.

brighton_eagle

28-02-2005, 11:16 PM

do you have the file ricky, or do you want me to email it to you?

Q2thaZ

28-02-2005, 11:16 PM

on the way to ricky as we speak!!!!!!!!!!!!

LLCOOLSTEVE

28-02-2005, 11:17 PM

She was wasted

brighton_eagle

28-02-2005, 11:17 PM

okey kokey.

it is v funny. i'm surprised they didnt boo her.

sydney eagle

28-02-2005, 11:17 PM

Originally posted by James
Has anyone actually downloaded it yet? LOL

yep,just saw it.She looked like she had no idea where she was:D

she's going to be well embarassed in the morning:D

Thanks again James
:p

brighton_eagle

28-02-2005, 11:18 PM

Originally posted by sydney eagle
she's going to be well embarassed in the morning:D

...and hungover

sydney eagle

28-02-2005, 11:19 PM

Originally posted by brighton_eagle
...and hungover indeed

RickyB

28-02-2005, 11:19 PM

EDIT: Bad link - see below.

Micky Spilane

28-02-2005, 11:19 PM

Ace, the harridan, that is just truly cringeworthy, wouldn't like to see and definately not hear that next to me, the poor husband deserves a medal!

RickyB

28-02-2005, 11:19 PM

all done! :-)

brighton_eagle

28-02-2005, 11:20 PM

i'm getting a file not found ricky

RickyB

28-02-2005, 11:20 PM

Truly, truly, shameful :D

brighton_eagle

28-02-2005, 11:21 PM

hehe. it is. i've seen a different side to deliah today

RickyB

28-02-2005, 11:21 PM

hmm... sec

oops http://raq8.servercity.co.uk/files/delia.mpeg - soz

Eagle El

28-02-2005, 11:23 PM

I'd like to see that passion close hand!

James

28-02-2005, 11:23 PM

Originally posted by brighton_eagle
here (http://www.hothorse.com/delia.mpg) you go, until Ricky can get a copy Well done - I downloaded that in less than 6 seconds!

I am definitely going to switch servers. Any recommendations?(preferably a provider that's not too sniffy about copyright!!)

Goodnight all.

RickyB

28-02-2005, 11:25 PM

ahem .... ahem ... cough :-)

Men At Work

28-02-2005, 11:25 PM

That should be shown on the Jumbotron just before we kick-off against them.

Eagle El

28-02-2005, 11:26 PM

cheers for the re run James

RickyB

28-02-2005, 11:26 PM

Originally posted by James
Well done - I downloaded that in less than 6 seconds!

I am definitely going to switch servers. Any recommendations?(preferably a provider that's not too sniffy about copyright!!)

Goodnight all.

You can speak to me James - http://www.servercity.co.uk :-)

Goodnight!

Rob Fox

28-02-2005, 11:27 PM

Originally posted by Men At Work
That should be shown on the Jumbotron just before we kick-off against them.

Or, you could all chip in for a taxi for me from Eastbourne, plus a bar tab in a local boozer and I'd do it live!!!
:D

cybergibbons

28-02-2005, 11:28 PM

That is the funniest thing I have seen/heard for a while! Fecking pi$$head!

Russboy

28-02-2005, 11:29 PM

lol - Delia pi$$ed up and shouting! Thank god fat-tongued mockney w*nkstain chef Jamie Oliver is not chairman of some provincial craphole club - the crowd would be covered in phlegm for one thing.

This club really is this seasons equivalent of Barnsley a few years ago - portrayed in the media as a 'loveable' little team everyone wants to see do well and a favourite of other clubs. Yeah, but only cos they're good for the goal difference....

maestro

28-02-2005, 11:30 PM

OMG its much worse than i remembered! the best fussball supporters!

Men At Work

28-02-2005, 11:31 PM

Originally posted by Rob Fox
Or, you could all chip in for a taxi for me from Eastbourne, plus a bar tab in a local boozer and I'd do it live!!!

Surely that's Terry Byfield's job: "Let's play football. Come on, let's be 'aving ya".

Matt_Hep

28-02-2005, 11:32 PM

Thanks for posting that one up, classic!! She is trashed off her face!

A Wooden Fish On Wheels

28-02-2005, 11:32 PM

Looks like Delia has been cooking up crack this week.

limited_edition

28-02-2005, 11:34 PM

So pissed she couldn't even pronouce the tricky word football. "A message for the besth footzball supporters.........." She was almost as pissed as some of the people at the BBS drinks last week. Notice the side to side swaying at the start of her speech and the stifled laughter of the commentator.

mellowG

28-02-2005, 11:48 PM

yes, a gorgeous piece of footage

trufan

28-02-2005, 11:52 PM

Cheers, James. That's quite magnificent!

PSYCHODELIA!! :D

daz_eagle

28-02-2005, 11:54 PM

hahahahahahhaha oh my god who let her go on the pitch. if ever a club was made to look stupid and second-rate. classic. then they go and get a man sent off and lose - hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RDSdaEAGLE

01-03-2005, 12:03 AM

I love how you can hear the commentators laughing about it :D

Del Martian

01-03-2005, 12:04 AM

James - thanks for the download - came thru in about 5 seconds !

The sneering look and screeching reminded of when, an obviously hammered Rosanne Barr "sang" the national anthem at a San Diego Padres game to a chorus of astounded booing fans circa 1991.

limited_edition

01-03-2005, 12:07 AM

Yeah, my download took no time at all, James. Cheers. Quality stuff. Delia and Naaaarich fans will never live this down.

sydney eagle

01-03-2005, 03:33 AM

Originally posted by Men At Work
That should be shown on the Jumbotron just before we kick-off against them. That would be so funny:D

cantspell

01-03-2005, 05:34 AM

saw this on sky at 2.00am thought i was dreamimg lol

alrady played 6 times in half an hour on radio 5 this morning.

bunghole

01-03-2005, 05:43 AM

Quality. :D

That'll be REALLY helpful to Norwich right now. :D :lux:

ammiller

01-03-2005, 05:54 AM

Originally posted by gjtango
]

Basically wobbled onto the pitch before the teams came out, giving it large saying:

"This is to the best supporters in the world. HAHAHAHAHHA •••• OFF DELIA (not included)

We need a Twelth man you hear me, come on, where are ya, where are ya?!"

Some Norfolk gibberish like that.

I'll tell you where your twelth man is Delia, probably over in some field tickling a sheeps balls or milking some fat ugly cow :moo:

Rebecca Loos?

ammiller

01-03-2005, 05:55 AM

Originally posted by maestro
She sounded like she was offering someone out.

Exact-a-mundo

Thanks James.

Hypodam

01-03-2005, 05:59 AM

Originally posted by RickyB
You can speak to me James - http://www.servercity.co.uk :-)

Goodnight!

So Ricky, you doing special deals for BBSers? :o

Duffle Coat

01-03-2005, 06:00 AM

Maybe it's just me but I feel a bit sorry for her. She didn't look so happy. Just goes to show how much pressure is on a club chair(person). Sure, I'm pleased with the result but I think we should lay off Delia. She isn't that bad and I must say I have used her turkey instructions at Christmas.

ammiller

01-03-2005, 06:06 AM

Looking at the clip again (and again) - she has an expression on her face just after she hands the microphone back to the bloke at the end.

That expression says "my work here is done..."

Neil 154

01-03-2005, 06:16 AM

That's priceless James! Cheers. Def put on Jumbotron when they're in town!

Duffle Coat

01-03-2005, 06:19 AM

If it goes on the jumbotron, I swear, it will be the kiss of death. You would give the Norwich players a badge of honour to defend. They would become like knights defending their queen. Stay away from Delia, it is dangerous stuff. Let it die a death now. If it does then we will have got some mileage out of it. If not, then backfire.:eek:

gcwhite

01-03-2005, 06:32 AM

Sky News are still showing it. Bet Delia stays away from the telly today!

sydney eagle

01-03-2005, 06:39 AM

Originally posted by gcwhite
Sky News are still showing it. Bet Delia stays away from the telly today! I saw that too.I noticed the bloke reading the news is nearly laughing everytime the story comes up

sydney eagle

01-03-2005, 06:41 AM

Originally posted by eagles #1
Imagine SJ doing that :D Imagine Dominic Jordan doing that:D

st albans

01-03-2005, 06:50 AM

it was truly one of the most embarrasing moments at a football match in a long time. You could even hear some of the norwich fans sniggering as she was saying it

Dave

01-03-2005, 06:55 AM

Originally posted by Hypodam
So Ricky, you doing special deals for BBSers? :o Ricky is the BBS 'prefered supplier' fore UK webhosting

Gooders

01-03-2005, 06:55 AM

Utterly cringe-making. Marvellous. :)

RickyB

01-03-2005, 06:55 AM

Originally posted by Hypodam
So Ricky, you doing special deals for BBSers? :o Of cuz! and as you know, it's nice and fast! :-)

PM Me.

RickyB

01-03-2005, 06:55 AM

Originally posted by Dave
Ricky is the BBS 'prefered supplier' fore UK webhosting

;-)

Ardent Eagle Forever

01-03-2005, 06:56 AM

I reckon you lot should lay off Delia. Heres a chairwoman who actually isn't afraid to support her club. maybe she was pissed, but at least she got out there to try and rouse her farmer boys.

It would be good for football if all chairmen actually supported their clubs with the same dedication.

I'd like to see Norwich stay up, but not at our expense.

Cleon

01-03-2005, 07:03 AM

Just imagine how you'd feel if Delia was your mum!!!!!

sydney eagle

01-03-2005, 07:03 AM

Originally posted by Ardent Eagle Forever
I reckon you lot should lay off Delia. Heres a chairwoman who actually isn't afraid to support her club. maybe she was pissed, but at least she got out there to try and rouse her farmer boys.
. I don't see the problem to be honest

nobody is being vicious towards her or saying she's not a good chairman but you have to admit it was bloody hilarious what she did.I'm sure once she gets over the embarassment she'll be having a right laugh about it.

We all do silly things and we all get the piss taken for it,she just happened to do it on worldwide television:D

KennyB

01-03-2005, 07:04 AM

I heard it on Talksport this morning - Brazil was over the moon of course!

I think if they had gone and scored 3 more goals everyone would be saying'"good on you", but they didn't, they lost, which makes it doubly worse.

But don't play it on the Jumbotron until AFTER we have beaten them.

By the way, a new expression has been born:-

"DOING A DELIA".

It's that sort of thing that could finish a club's season early!

GanbareWashi

01-03-2005, 07:08 AM

Thanks for the link James and Ricky. Watched it live and told the wife, but she did not believe me!

willythesqueeze

01-03-2005, 07:14 AM

I was going to stick up for Delia wholeheartedly for her display of passion. However, I've just had a look at the downloadable clip and have to agree that it is funny. Not quite as funny as Tony Robinson's crowd rousing humiliation at the Bristol City v Cardiff play off semi-final a couple of years back but very close.

willythesqueeze

01-03-2005, 07:16 AM

Originally posted by Cleon
Just imagine how you'd feel if Delia was your mum!!!!!

At least dinner wouldn't be a disaster!

GanbareWashi

01-03-2005, 07:33 AM

Just been looking at the Norwich equivalent of our BBS and most of the fans actually support her actions :eek: Can you imagine the reaction on these boards if SJ did something like that.

El Aguila

01-03-2005, 07:35 AM

Classic. Actually I think it's rather sweet.

IW_Eagle

01-03-2005, 07:37 AM

Love the way she says "Football" :-)

El Aguila

01-03-2005, 07:37 AM

Originally posted by Oryol

She's still pretty attractive though, isn't she? I definitely would.
Wtf?

cpfcben

01-03-2005, 07:40 AM

Originally posted by GanbareWashi
Just been looking at the Norwich equivalent of our BBS and most of the fans actually support her actions :eek: Can you imagine the reaction on these boards if SJ did something like that.

Have you got the link?

jazman

01-03-2005, 07:45 AM

Fruit cake!

Lion

01-03-2005, 07:45 AM

Originally posted by James
Well done - I downloaded that in less than 6 seconds!

I am definitely going to switch servers. Any recommendations?(preferably a provider that's not too sniffy about copyright!!)

Goodnight all.

I can probally host you for free on my server in the co-locate - how much bandwidth do you use?

Glaws Eagle

01-03-2005, 07:49 AM

As I keep saying ...... WOOF.
Women Out Of Football.

QED as they say!!!

TN16_Eagle

01-03-2005, 07:49 AM

Worthy of a signature change. ------------->

BUNGLE

01-03-2005, 07:52 AM

LMAO She's had a nightmare

Elephant with mouse gyp

01-03-2005, 07:56 AM

Originally posted by ammiller
Looking at the clip again (and again) - she has an expression on her face just after she hands the microphone back to the bloke at the end.

That expression says "my work here is done..."

Excellent spot. From that bit of vital evidence you can piece together the conversation that went on before and after the speech, with all the yes-men going, yeah, ma'am, I think that's a really good idea/you did us proud, that'll have the likes of Fowler quaking in their boots, here's your bucks fizz.

Fide et Fiducia

01-03-2005, 08:00 AM

Originally posted by Elephant with mouse gyp
Excellent spot. From that bit of vital evidence you can piece together the conversation that went on before and after the speech, with all the yes-men going, yeah, ma'am, I think that's a really good idea/you did us proud, that'll have the likes of Fowler quaking in their boots, here's your bucks fizz.

:D :D

Great job James and Ricky B, cheers.

Daddy Long

01-03-2005, 08:18 AM

Apparently she had to be dragged out after the game - she is a proper pisshead.

TN16_Eagle

01-03-2005, 08:23 AM

Originally posted by Daddy Long
Apparently she had to be dragged out after the game - she is a proper pisshead.

She managed to pronounce football as though it has around five 's's in it!

Granada allover

01-03-2005, 08:29 AM

Notice that at long last it's Norwich (Delia) and Southampton (Prutton) who are grabbing all the wrong kind of headlines - while boring, boring Palace win a dull, dull game 2-0.

:S: :S: :S:

:p

GOD

01-03-2005, 08:33 AM

Delia Gold :clown:

Stick to boiling eggs luv and leave the footie to us blokes ;)

La Bombonera

01-03-2005, 08:36 AM

Well if they've got Delia for half-time entertainment perhaps we should employ Keith Floyd to swig a few glasses of red and rattle-off a load of twaddle during the interval :p

Archiebald Leitch

01-03-2005, 08:44 AM

Marvellous Fayre

Kevan Woz Awful

01-03-2005, 08:44 AM

Oooooer - I bet she's got a serious headache this morning.

It was worse than watching a relative on the generation game.

brighton_eagle

01-03-2005, 08:53 AM

Originally posted by RickyB
Of cuz! and as you know, it's nice and fast! :-)

PM Me.

Do you support ColdFusion?

eagles #1

01-03-2005, 08:59 AM

Just watched the clip again......................:D

eagles #1

01-03-2005, 09:00 AM

LOL they just played a clip on Radio 1 taking the piss!!!

SmithEagle

01-03-2005, 09:00 AM

...

Frisky

01-03-2005, 09:03 AM

Apparantly the Man City fans broke out into "There's only one Jamie Oliver, one Jamie Oliver, there's only one Jamie Oliver":D

Jim Cannon

01-03-2005, 09:05 AM

Originally posted by eagles #1
LOL they just played a clip on Radio 1 taking the piss!!!

Just been listening to Alan Brazil's show and they have been playing it every few minutes. "where are you, where are you, let's be 'aving you"

:D

Big Fella

01-03-2005, 09:15 AM

Her face during the rant says it all. I half expected her to say "and if any of you fcuking pigs move I'll execute every mutha fcuking last one of you".

BUNGLE

01-03-2005, 09:18 AM

Originally posted by Jim Cannon
Just been listening to Alan Brazil's show and they have been playing it every few minutes. "where are you, where are you, let's be 'aving you"

:D

:) Somebody called in and said that the new bridge by wembley should be called the 'Let's be avenue' :D

Disco

01-03-2005, 09:18 AM

Maybe we can get a Delia impersonater at the next family day instead of that same non kylie looking (but you still would) kylie bird. She could shout a bit, slur and fall over.

Batsta

01-03-2005, 09:22 AM

Anybody got a video clip? A guy at work hasn't seen It yet.

BUNGLE

01-03-2005, 09:26 AM

James posted it top of page 3

James

01-03-2005, 09:27 AM

Originally posted by BUNGLE
James posted it top of page 3 THIS (http://raq8.servercity.co.uk/files/delia.mpeg ) is the fastest link.

Batsta

01-03-2005, 09:28 AM

Thanks - just got to work.

sydney eagle

01-03-2005, 09:30 AM

Originally posted by Frisky
Apparantly the Man City fans broke out into "There's only one Jamie Oliver, one Jamie Oliver, there's only one Jamie Oliver":D ROTFLMAO:D

biggus mickus

01-03-2005, 09:32 AM

Funniest thing I have seen in ages. She must have been well on the booze. :D

Jim Cannon

01-03-2005, 09:34 AM

I bet she's feeling rough today!

Glaws Eagle

01-03-2005, 09:35 AM

This thread is hilarious.

Cant see the video though, PC blocks it.

Glaws Eagle

01-03-2005, 09:43 AM

Mojo Jojo

01-03-2005, 09:44 AM

Superb stuff, thanks James et al for the link.

"I shall be sick as a dog in the morning"

Twin of Droy

01-03-2005, 09:50 AM

Points deducted for allowing load mouth drunks on to the field of play?

dave_who_ru

01-03-2005, 09:51 AM

1f73

Originally posted by BUNGLE
:) Somebody called in and said that the new bridge by wembley should be called the 'Let's be avenue' :D

Someone else suggested 'Canardly Walk'. Classic.

Jim Cannon

01-03-2005, 09:53 AM

Originally posted by Twin of Droy
Points deducted for allowing load mouth drunks on to the field of play?

Isn't it a criminal offence to be drunk at a football match?

anti-addick

01-03-2005, 09:53 AM

Looks like Man City were all over them....

NC Stat ManC
2 Goals 3
3 on Target 6
2 off Target 9
0 Blocked 8
3 Corners 12

A Wooden Fish On Wheels

01-03-2005, 09:54 AM

They were even playing it multiple times on 'Southern Counties Radio' this morning :D

Calder2

01-03-2005, 09:56 AM

LMAO!! First time i've seen it hahahaha

anti-addick

01-03-2005, 10:01 AM

Originally posted by Granada allover
Notice that at long last it's Norwich (Delia) and Southampton (Prutton) who are grabbing all the wrong kind of headlines - while boring, boring Palace win a dull, dull game 2-0.

:S: :S: :S:

:p

Very well said. Last time we were up we had the Great Lombardo take over as coach about now and the press launched into one about it - not pleasant. For once the praises are going to Dowie and our only thorn is the 'Routledge problem'

EagleSE24

01-03-2005, 10:10 AM

Will the link still be there when I get in from work at 6-7pm? Hope so, I would love to see this.

John C

01-03-2005, 10:14 AM

Originally posted by st albans
it was truly one of the most embarrasing moments at a football match in a long time. You could even hear some of the norwich fans sniggering as she was saying it

I was not sure but were some fans booing her?

biggus mickus

01-03-2005, 10:16 AM

I had to go back and have another look.:D
She did make a tit of herself. ROFLMAO

Al From Bromley

01-03-2005, 10:19 AM

If you listen carefully you can hear in amongst the background noise of that clip someone, presumably the bloke in the studio, laughing intermittently and saying "honestly" in a derogatory sort of way. Soooo embarrassing.

David of Kent

01-03-2005, 10:26 AM

Norwich fans were embarassed but weren't booing her, indeed on the radio this morning a lot were defending her passion for her team.

I was thinking she has a very different relationship to that which SJ shares with some fans here. Having said that, I remember that on the occasions SJ has ranted a lot of fans have said I wish he were our chairman to me. They like his passion for the club and his doggedness to fight his/our corner.

Am so glad he didn't do what she did though!!

DANCOO

01-03-2005, 10:30 AM

BRILLIANT!:p

Granada allover

01-03-2005, 10:35 AM

We're on the ball...

She's on the piss...

SKATE

01-03-2005, 10:54 AM

Absolutely hilarious!!

mellowG

01-03-2005, 11:17 AM

they just ripped the piss out of her on the C4 news. lol

mellowG

01-03-2005, 11:17 AM

the news reader set it as his ring tone

biggus mickus

01-03-2005, 11:36 AM

Had to pop back and have another look. ROFLMFAO.

Serpico

01-03-2005, 11:47 AM

The comedy moment of 2005 so far. It's just so funny.

Poor old Naaarrwich, whatever happens this season, that's going to be their defining moment, the thing that everyone remembers.

The curl of the lip - fantastic. Come on!

DDD

01-03-2005, 11:53 AM

This is fabulous - Is it me or can you actually feel your toes curling....

biggus mickus

01-03-2005, 11:57 AM

I think it should be kept forever. Maybe in Chocks dungeon, or elsewhere.

biggus mickus

01-03-2005, 11:57 AM

Or the clip made a sticky, on all forums. :angel:

E15Eagle

01-03-2005, 11:59 AM

She was lagging like elton johns ring piece. I wonder if that will be on their season reveiw???!!!

Bens Jamin

01-03-2005, 12:03 PM

Thats the first time ive seen it and Im cringing already!! What possesed her to do it for gods sake!? I cant think of any chairman/woman that would actually do that at half time, shes power hungry and the only way to prevent it from happening again? Relegation!!

adrenalin john

01-03-2005, 12:11 PM

oh my god - just the 3 bottles in the sherry trifle was it Delia- I just hope she didn't get that scarf trapped in the combine on the way back to the farm.

Martian

01-03-2005, 12:15 PM

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13304605,00.html

According to sky news Norwich are 2nd in the table.

Thats one hell of good result for them then.

DANGERMOUSE

01-03-2005, 12:28 PM

1fda

:D :D :D

I wouldn't mind, but she's not even being original:We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds. Where are you? Where ARE you? Let's be having you! Come on!

Clapham Grand

01-03-2005, 12:28 PM

Brilliant - now I want SJ to dare to try it!

Sick Bucket

01-03-2005, 12:37 PM

That is fantastic, thanks James, horrendous, how cringeworthy pleeeease can we play that on the jumbertron at 14.55 when we play Norwich ?

Addick1

01-03-2005, 12:44 PM

now you can see why we laughed so loud when that bird was on the pitch at Selhurst those years ago.

Women at football is sadly becoming acceptable (joke), however, women on the pitch at football, with microphone's. is something that should always be banished from the game.....

CPFC Town

01-03-2005, 12:54 PM

Brilliant stuff :)

I wondered what she was doing when i saw it on SSN last night she did look a tad drunk though :)

Webb

01-03-2005, 01:03 PM

She came across like a twelth rate Boccidcia.:D Quality stuff.

ed winchester

01-03-2005, 01:14 PM

Originally posted by Addick1
now you can see why we laughed so loud when that bird was on the pitch at Selhurst those years ago.

Women at football is sadly becoming acceptable (joke), however, women on the pitch at football, with microphone's. is something that should always be banished from the game.....

Not quite as embarrasing as your own PA man at The Valley during this season's Carling Cup mauling for the Haddocks by Palace Reserves! What was all that about?!! You can feck right off!

SKATE

01-03-2005, 01:34 PM

Originally posted by Addick1
now you can see why we laughed so loud when that bird was on the pitch at Selhurst those years ago.

Women at football is sadly becoming acceptable (joke), however, women on the pitch at football, with microphone's. is something that should always be banished from the game.....

Actually I didn't have microphone - but you obviously heard me shouting 'sit down, shut up' to you ! :D

Oh and bugger off back to the away fans end.

TN16_Eagle

01-03-2005, 02:31 PM

Originally posted by Sick Bucket
That is fantastic, thanks James, horrendous, how cringeworthy pleeeease can we play that on the jumbertron at 14.55 when we play Norwich ?

Does Mr Fox have any influence over such things? :o

Eagle123

01-03-2005, 02:35 PM

Just thought I cant be the only one who found it hysterically funny when she with the wooden spoon went on the pitch at Carrow Road last night.Good leadership is as important as team spirit (some would say more so as you can create the former if you have the latter) and what dear old Delia did last night was basically tell the Naaaarwich faithful that she thought they could be better as supporters while displaying her desperation for all the Prem to see. I'm sure by now the Norwich players would have seen her outburst as well as the coaching staff and you can bet they'll feel that faith in them is slipping away at boardroom level.
Not only did she look drunk but in my opinion she also looked pretty upset too. I felt that West Brom blew they're last realistic chance when they failed to beat Southampton (leaving them 7 points from safety) and although Norwich are far from out of it points wise last night was a huge blow to them that gives us a very real oppertunity to still be above them after our Chelsea game. If that happens it'll be between us and Southampton for that final spot. I am starting to believe that we really can do this:p

eagles #1

01-03-2005, 02:39 PM

Erm no you're not, theres a 200 plus thread on it mate.

Eagle123

01-03-2005, 02:45 PM

Originally posted by eagles #1
Erm no you're not, theres a 200 plus thread on it mate. Fair enough, Did'nt see it. Refuse to appologise though as some on here get into a right little stress about it if theres more than one thread on the same subject (which I find pretty pathetic)

sydnsteve

01-03-2005, 03:18 PM

There's a thread on that as well.

anti-addick

01-03-2005, 03:41 PM

I don't think we should do it - it could end horribly for us. Let's just take the high ground now and survive

ed winchester

01-03-2005, 03:44 PM

"Moment of Terror"! Possibly one of the all time great motivational speeches, just behind Neville Chamberlain and Adolf Hitler.

Mind you, it would be funny if someone could make a remix of Keegan's famous "I'ld love it, really, really love it...." rant and intersperse it with shots of Steve Bruce, Harry Redknapp and Bryan Robson making funny faces for the cameras!

cranesparkeagle

01-03-2005, 03:56 PM

this seems to be a week for losing your dignity. Prutton, Delia, Maurinho's mask slipping. Allow me the thought that when we were last in the top flight the laugh was on us. I prefer it this way.

Stellavista

01-03-2005, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by Duffle Coat

I must say I have used her turkey instructions at Christmas.

What are they then?

'First, retrieve your turkey.

You will find it impaled on the knob of one of your farmhands.......'