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Herbicide
22-11-2005, 11:28 AM
Here (http://www.imagesbrighton.com/showimage.asp?file=2627-15.jpg&description=Gay%20Pride%20parade,%20Brighton,%20Au gust%202005)

But don't forget, nothing of a homophobic nature - especially from any of you Brighton fans.

Nelson Muntz
22-11-2005, 11:33 AM
'Hurry up Tarquin. The kick-off's 1-30pm and that Dougie Freeedman plays for the away team'

22-11-2005, 11:40 AM
I'm sorry Andy I will be playing instead of you again..you need a week or two more on the physio's table.

LeeH
22-11-2005, 11:41 AM
The Argus reports:

"Brighton's newest supporters queued overnight in the wrong place as they mistook a few deckchairs and bumpy surface for the Withdean"

davematt
22-11-2005, 11:41 AM
This could go above the picture...

'The Brighton Supporters Club - Annual Meeting'

Agenda: Why we are shit

Dress Code: Casual/Smart

hoopsmccan
22-11-2005, 11:43 AM
Bright*n unveil next seasons League 1 home strip.

LeeH
22-11-2005, 11:44 AM
Man on the left:

"God, I heard the new away end was quite far from the pitch but this is ridiculous!"

22-11-2005, 11:48 AM
Originally posted by LeeH
Man on the left:

"God, I heard the new away end was quite far from the pitch but this is ridiculous!"

Man on the right:

"Yeth (lisp) and the bloody trip down from Waddon was so bumpy I chafed my neck with my Palace scarf'

LeeH
22-11-2005, 11:49 AM
Originally posted by Brighton Bloke
Man on the right:

"Yeth (lisp) and the bloody trip down from Waddon was so bumpy I chafed my neck with my Palace scarf'
:D touché

hoopsmccan
22-11-2005, 11:49 AM
Originally posted by Brighton Bloke
Man on the right:

"Yeth (lisp) and the bloody trip down from Waddon was so bumpy I chafed my neck with my Palace scarf'

You do the lisp too well.

22-11-2005, 11:52 AM
"You look great in the Stone Island Boa Darius - Now as the main Palace firm we ought to deal with those nasty Brighton ruffians'

hoopsmccan
22-11-2005, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by Brighton Bloke
"You look great in the Stone Island Boa Darius - Now as the main Palace firm we ought to deal with those nasty Brighton ruffians'

:D

22-11-2005, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by hoopsmccan
You do the lisp too well.

Now don't get all horrid on me. I thought the photographer captured your left side so well.

celery stick
22-11-2005, 11:53 AM
''This isnt Sheffield''

hoopsmccan
22-11-2005, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by Brighton Bloke
Now don't get all horrid on me. I thought the photographer captured your left side so well.

If anyone can prove that is me...anyway it's an old photo.

:love:

max power
22-11-2005, 11:55 AM
we love you Brighton we do
we love you Brighton we do
we love you Brighton we do
oh Brighton we love you

22-11-2005, 11:56 AM
'OK Barry I meant I wanted a bit of Brighton Butch.....'

max power
22-11-2005, 11:56 AM
I might have to pull you off athalf time

Son of Ron
22-11-2005, 11:57 AM
"but I'm a lady".......

hoopsmccan
22-11-2005, 11:57 AM
Originally posted by max power
we love you Brighton we do
we love you Brighton we do
we love you Brighton we do
oh Brighton we love you

Hee hee, okay, is it the one on the left singing it, or the one on the right?

hoopsmccan
22-11-2005, 12:00 PM
With Gay Pride over for another year, the locals get back to their normal attire.

Sluggo
22-11-2005, 12:00 PM
"So, wiv me pick-axe 'andle in one 'and 'n' me bike chain in the uver I stormed the Shed end. Those were the days!!"

22-11-2005, 12:01 PM
Originally posted by Sluggo
"So, wiv me pick-axe 'andle in one 'and 'n' me bike chain in the uver I stormed the Shed end. Those were the days!!"

:p

22-11-2005, 12:03 PM
'You stupid slag Tyrone why didn't you check to see if Palace were playing in the all-white centenary strip today"

Son of Selhurst
22-11-2005, 12:03 PM
Originally posted by Brighton Bloke
Man on the right:

"Yeth (lisp) and the bloody trip down from Waddon was so bumpy I chafed my neck with my Palace scarf'

He can't say "Yes", but he can say "So", "Palace" and "Scarf" ok....?

I think he's faking that lisp to get more on the social

22-11-2005, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by Son of Selhurst
He can't say "Yes", but he can say "So", "Palace" and "Scarf" ok....?

I think he's faking that lisp to get more on the social

Eeeeeaaaaglth!!!!!!

celery stick
22-11-2005, 03:14 PM
Theaeeeeeglth!

TOP CAT
22-11-2005, 03:20 PM
I think one of them should put that fag out...........what?

DDD
23-11-2005, 11:49 AM
'' ....course I log on to the BBS under the username Brighton Bloke and honestly luv those Palace boys are all so dreamy and butch you'd luv it.......''

'' ooh nice scarf - is it miss selfridge''

23-11-2005, 12:29 PM
"No Miss Routledge - that cutey pie had a great eye for South Norwood Chic. Now tell me again what do all those dreamy D's stand for?"

DDD
23-11-2005, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by Brighton Bloke
"No Miss Routledge - that cutey pie had a great eye for South Norwood Chic. Now tell me again what do all those dreamy D's stand for?"

he he he he he he :o ;)

DDD
23-11-2005, 12:43 PM
''I was alright until that second babysham and then I just came over a little queer''

brighton_eagle
23-11-2005, 01:10 PM
"I just don't understand where the stereotype about Brighton supporters comes from Cecil."

"Me neither darling. Can I borrow your lipbalm?"

HantsSeagull
23-11-2005, 01:19 PM
"This undercover police work is really getting to me, I can't tell if I'm Arthur or Martha these days, and the wife is getting fed up with me taking her makeup".




"Who's undercover?"

DDD
23-11-2005, 01:20 PM
''Well, the corner came over I outjumped the defender and headed it into the net - first time we had won at Selhurst for ages and ages''

DDD
23-11-2005, 01:21 PM
'Oh well - got a plastering job in Hove now - I had better go and get changed - same time tomorrow ?? ''

HantsSeagull
23-11-2005, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by DDD
'Oh well - got a plastering job in Hove now - I had better go and get changed - same time tomorrow ?? ''

You obviously know some of the same plasterers that I do!

23-11-2005, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by DDD
''Well, the corner came over I outjumped the defender and headed it into the net - first time we had won at Selhurst for ages and ages''

"Silly boy Dougie it was a cross from Wide Mouth Morrison and you headed it into an empty net at their ground"

23-11-2005, 01:49 PM
New picture please...

DDD
23-11-2005, 01:50 PM
'Are you sure we are gonna get lots of girls dressed like this ?''

KevTheOptimist
23-11-2005, 01:55 PM
Man on left: " Do my bollocks look big in this?"

DDD
23-11-2005, 01:59 PM
''What d'ya mean i look a bit gay''

HantsSeagull
23-11-2005, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by KevTheOptimist
Man on left: " Do my bollocks look big in this?"

Kev - you've missed "AJ for England" off your sig.....:p

KevTheOptimist
23-11-2005, 02:01 PM
How about this for the next caption.....

HantsSeagull
23-11-2005, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by KevTheOptimist
How about this for the next caption.....

Nah - can't see how on earth we are going to get a caption for that picture...:o

willsey
23-11-2005, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by KevTheOptimist
How about this for the next caption.....

Train stops at Haywards Heath in 5 mintues, how does the club expect us to get them all to the ground in one go?

23-11-2005, 02:24 PM
'Now let's fill in the claim form for that break in at the club shop'

Away Day Eagle
23-11-2005, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by Brighton Bloke
'Now let's fill in the claim form for that break in at the club shop'

Witty.:p (Probably lost on quite a few on here no doubt)

willsey
23-11-2005, 02:35 PM
Originally posted by Away Day Eagle
Witty.:p (Probably lost on quite a few on here no doubt)

Away day, wasn't you and your folks last spotted grazzing on the land between Roundshaw & Waddon!:o

BaldEagle96
23-11-2005, 02:37 PM
Just here on the map is where we last saw Daddy (T12B)..

Nelson Muntz
23-11-2005, 02:39 PM
Originally posted by KevTheOptimist
How about this for the next caption.....
This Charlton programme makes great reading.

23-11-2005, 02:42 PM
'Shauna there is no postal vote for the Conway sisters you will need to ring up instead'

23-11-2005, 02:43 PM
'Gillinghams biggest away following of the season waits for the turnstiles to open at Swindon'

willsey
23-11-2005, 02:44 PM
We need to start digging here thats were the centre spot will be. Brighton Council have paid a month up front so no time to waste.

DDD
23-11-2005, 02:48 PM
''the two young uns can go tarmac a few drives and well go and demand money with menaces for the lucky heather''

''The other two kids can carry on piling up huge piles of crap in that field over there''

DDD
23-11-2005, 02:49 PM
Derek Hales likes nothing more than relaxing with the family

23-11-2005, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by DDD
Derek Hales likes nothing more than relaxing with the family

'He will enjoy it better when he turns around to face them'

DDD
23-11-2005, 02:57 PM
''issa feckin disgrace - we are only entiltled to £35k a year benefit now that Spudulika has left school''

redandbluebarmy
23-11-2005, 02:58 PM
Kid for a quid goes down a storm at Gillingham

Away Day Eagle
23-11-2005, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by willsey
Away day, wasn't you and your folks last spotted grazzing on the land between Roundshaw & Waddon!:o

Yeah.

So ?;)

willsey
23-11-2005, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by Away Day Eagle
Yeah.

So ?;)


But why did you not leave with the rest of the fair rides :clown:

Away Day Eagle
23-11-2005, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by willsey
But why did you not leave with the rest of the fair rides :clown:

Flat out on the ol' drives squire.

Luck Heather doing a roaring trade.

On a similar and not unrelated topic, r u still waiteressing in the Blue Oyster Bar ?

willsey
23-11-2005, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by Away Day Eagle
Flat out on the ol' drives squire.

Luck Heather doing a roaring trade.

On a similar and not unrelated topic, r u still waiteressing in the Blue Oyster Bar ?

Only on Wednesdays. See you later big boy;)

Away Day Eagle
23-11-2005, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by willsey
Only on Wednesdays. See you later big boy;)


:lux: :lux: :lux: :lux: :lux:

23-11-2005, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by willsey
Only on Wednesdays. See you later big boy;)

Prize winner for Caption 94?

Away Day Eagle
23-11-2005, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by Brighton Bloke
Prize winner for Caption 94?

I reckon so.

Herbicide
23-11-2005, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by Brighton Bloke
New picture please...

Use one from your collection.

Herbicide
23-11-2005, 06:02 PM
Okay, new competition on way tomorrow.