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david sylvian
27-01-2006, 03:33 PM
can anyone confirm 2 things?

1. the exact words of this friendly, banterish song about gentlefolk from the north country

2. that it was first sung by palace fans away at leeds to tease them at their, ahem, less than liberal approach to their womenfolk...

thanks in advance

Thanet Eagle
27-01-2006, 03:38 PM
1) Drink ten pints,get tanked up,go back home,bash the wife...cos I'm a northern b'stard.

Along those lines...

foetus eagle
27-01-2006, 03:41 PM
When I lived in Yorkshire it was...

He goes out
Drinks ten pints
Gets completely plastered
Comes back home
Beats his wife
Dirty northern ba5tard

david sylvian
27-01-2006, 03:43 PM
someone told me that it was first coined by palace fans though?

sounds a bit too good to be true that one

danibutcher
27-01-2006, 03:43 PM
too what tune does it go to.

MikeyDread
27-01-2006, 03:47 PM
Smack my bitch up :)

foetus eagle
27-01-2006, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by danibutcher
too what tune does it go to.

Sorry, no ideawhat the tune's called. I can hum it??

WorthingEagle
27-01-2006, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by foetus eagle
When I lived in Yorkshire it was...

He goes out
Drinks ten pints
Gets completely plastered
Comes back home
Beats his wife
Dirty northern ba5tard

I think we sing:

Go down't pub
Drink ten pints
Get absolutely plastered
Go back home
and beat the wife
you dirty northern bastards.

:p

david sylvian
27-01-2006, 03:53 PM
I wish I could write music...this would be an excellent opportunity to use my skills.

Santos-er
27-01-2006, 03:56 PM
Funny the different versions of this knocking around - the original one I heard was:

go down pub
have few beers
get completely plastered
go back home
beat t'wife
dirty northern •••••••

Adlerhorst
27-01-2006, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by danibutcher
too what tune does it go to.

Der der der, der der der, der de-der de-der der, der der der, der der der, der de-der, de-der der.

;)

si1965
27-01-2006, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by danibutcher
too what tune does it go to.

Think of the nursery rhyme 'Jack & Jill'

nellis
27-01-2006, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by Adlerhorst
Der der der, der der der, der de-der de-der der, der der der, der der der, der de-der, de-der der.

;)
genius
:afro:

Aguila
27-01-2006, 05:47 PM
In a moment of madness I sang this on the top deck of a bus full of Sheffield United fans going to Wembley in 1997. I've always heard it in the first person.

I go down the pub
I have ten pints and I get fooking plastered
Then I go home and beats the wife
'cos I'm a Northern •••••••.

The fake Northern accent thing really makes them laugh (not). Its a traditional tune but trying to remember the proper words to it is driving me mad.

Aussie_Eagle
29-01-2006, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by Santos-er
Funny the different versions of this knocking around - the original one I heard was:

go down pub
have few beers
get completely plastered
go back home
beat t'wife
dirty northern •••••••
That's the version I'm familiar with, great song!

Dave
29-01-2006, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by Santos-er
Funny the different versions of this knocking around - the original one I heard was:

go down pub
have few beers
get completely plastered
go back home
beat t'wife
dirty northern ••••••• a few beers? WTF

gjtango
29-01-2006, 08:38 PM
Go to the pub
Have ten pints.. get absolutely plastered
Go back home and beat the wife you dirty northern bastards...

Is the version I've been brought up to know.

ed winchester
29-01-2006, 08:51 PM
Surely, the original tune was aimed at Southampton fans?!!

I can't read and I can't write
But it don't really matter!
I come from the West Country
And I can drive a tractor!

winston the dog
07-02-2006, 03:50 AM
i remember it as follows:
i go t'ut pub,
i drink ten pints,
and i get reeeeallllly plastered,
then i go back home,
and beat my wife,
'cos i'm a northern •••••••'

Big Fella
07-02-2006, 02:05 PM
The version I've heard is:

I can't read
I can't write
Burberry's all I have
down the pub
down 5 stellas
I'm a Palace chav!

Something like that anyway :p

CPFC Guy
02-03-2006, 09:52 AM
Then there's the Brighton version:

'Go to the pub suck ten cock
get absolutely plastered,
go back home, drink ten pints you queer brighton bastads'

jone-zee
08-03-2006, 11:29 PM
Wasnt it originally a Hale and Pace Sketch with Chooky Chooky Chooky sung between verses?

palacefan_72
08-03-2006, 11:39 PM
My personal favourite is;

Your Mums your Dad
Your Dads your Mum
Your interbred
Your northern scum.


Cant think of the tune name though!

HolmesdaleUltra
08-03-2006, 11:50 PM
nothing winds me up more than people who sing the wrong words to songs.

I always refer back to a gentleman stood behind me on the holmesdale in oct 1990 singing "Stevie Coppell's Wembley Army".

David Amsalem
08-03-2006, 11:52 PM
Go down pub
Drink ten pints
Get completely plastered
Go back home
Beat the wife
Dirty Northern bastards

As I know it.

Matt_Hep
08-03-2006, 11:56 PM
Nothing 'friendly' about it when you consider who it was directed at:

http://www.cpfc.org/g2/v/PalacevLeeds/Palace+v+Leeds+_04-03-2006_+010a.jpg.html?

http://www.cpfc.org/g2/v/PalacevLeeds/Palace+v+Leeds+_04-03-2006_+011.jpg.html?

What a truly dog awful bunch!!!

A Wooden Fish On Wheels
09-03-2006, 12:02 AM
Go to the wine bar, have some bubbly, get a bit sloshed
go back home, have some canapιs, cos I'm quite posh