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Chocky
20-05-2006, 08:39 AM
Cringeworthy. Mrs Ram Jam in a dress and trousers trying to be Helen. Wicket challenge thingy. Beefy Beefy Beefy. Bollocks. Don't they realise cricket is utter shite and anyone who likes it isn't a proper football supporter? (Hi Lizzy :D ) The football season is not over so old men's sport should not be allowed yet.

What next?

Curling AM
Foxhunting AM
Chess AM
Crown Green Bowling AM
Ludo AM (with the Ker Plunk challenge)

They should do a Drinking AM though with the 10 yard spew in a bucket challenge.

Maidstoned Eagle
20-05-2006, 08:56 AM
And its really funny that they haven't got much to talk about because cricketers won't play in the rain!! Why can't you play cricket in the rain?

oz_da II
20-05-2006, 09:01 AM
Originally posted by Maidstoned Eagle
Why can't you play cricket in the rain?

The ball gets slippery and uncontrollable.

Rain = time for a beverage, hopefully of the alcoholic variety.

chav_hater
20-05-2006, 09:13 AM
And the wicket gets cut up. My game got called off today :(

Halfwayline
20-05-2006, 09:13 AM
I gave it half an hour then turned off. Tried to copy the Soccer am format which is already very tied and in desperate need of a refresh.

Maidstoned Eagle
20-05-2006, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by oz_da II
The ball gets slippery and uncontrollable.


Wear gloves.

Chocky
20-05-2006, 10:42 AM
Should be called Let's stand around in a field for 5 days and chuck a rock at each other then call it a draw because there's a spot of rain AM.

Maidstoned Eagle
20-05-2006, 10:55 AM
Originally posted by Chocky
Should be called Let's stand around in a field for 5 days and chuck a rock at each other then call it a draw because there's a spot of rain AM.

You missed out the "dressed in white clothes we don't want to get dirty" bit.

Maidstoned Eagle
20-05-2006, 10:56 AM
Connect 4 AM

Strathclyde Eagle
20-05-2006, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by Maidstoned Eagle
Connect 4 AM
I'll be red. You can go first. ;)

Maidstoned Eagle
21-05-2006, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by Strathclyde Eagle
I'll be red. You can go first. ;)

Ok, click, there you go.:D

Chocky
21-05-2006, 09:37 AM
Felching AM with the rimjob challenge.

Maidstoned Eagle
21-05-2006, 09:38 AM
Dogging AM with the Stan Collymore stand.

Maidstoned Eagle
21-05-2006, 09:39 AM
Hollyoaks AM with the Ten Meter Spewing in a Bucket challenge.

Chocky
21-05-2006, 09:48 AM
Originally posted by Maidstoned Eagle
Stan Collymore

Wifebeating AM.

Can he kick her? Yes he can.

Maidstoned Eagle
21-05-2006, 10:07 AM
Boozing AM with Steve Kember and Noel Whelan as the wrestlers.

New catchphrase "C'mere, gissa kish!"

Chocky
21-05-2006, 12:19 PM
John John AM

Lizzy
22-05-2006, 11:01 PM
Originally posted by Chocky
Cringeworthy. Mrs Ram Jam in a dress and trousers trying to be Helen. Wicket challenge thingy. Beefy Beefy Beefy. Bollocks. Don't they realise cricket is utter shite and anyone who likes it isn't a proper football supporter? (Hi Lizzy :D )

Just spotted this.

I am not wholly unhappy with being branded not a proper football supporter.

I thought that cricket am was quite funny - especially the bit where the pro's had to field the ball with their wrong hand and throw it at the stumps - they were rubbish at it!