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Princess
20-02-2008, 02:09 PM
EN01baby - you are the cleverest man!!
Embassy No.1
20-02-2008, 02:17 PM
Not really. You'd be amazed what useless facts you hear in pubs in SW London!
They're not classy like us over in SE.
Originally posted by Embassy No.1
They're not classy like us over in SE.
Damn straight! Although it does sound remarkably like one of my sessions down the Dog :bash:
Barbie was a big lass though!
mrgins
20-02-2008, 10:09 PM
wot are you doing to my thread!!!:eek:
Making it suave, sophisticated, informative, interesting and keeping it alive :p
Today is Friday! :lux: :lux: :D
Princess
21-02-2008, 12:52 PM
http://bestsmileys.com/signs12/24.gif
mrgins
21-02-2008, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by xab
Making it suave, sophisticated, informative, interesting and keeping it alive :p
Oh, thanks:p
Princess
21-02-2008, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by xab
Today is Friday! :lux: :lux: :D
No it's not - it's Thursday!
Originally posted by Princess
No it's not - it's Thursday!
Well I'm not at work tomorrow, so it must be friday!
Embassy No.1
21-02-2008, 07:02 PM
Hehe, Good call xab.
Got the Friday afternoon off myself to go see that Al Murrey chat show thing with the bird. Quite looking forward to it.
Princess
21-02-2008, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by xab
Well I'm not at work tomorrow, so it must be friday!
Good point, well presented! :p
Eaglettie
21-02-2008, 07:41 PM
Originally posted by mrgins
Oh, thanks:p
So where is your suave, sophisticated, informative and interesting contribution to your own thread then eh ????? :D ;)
mrgins
21-02-2008, 08:22 PM
I stuck it where the sun don't shine
Eaglettie
21-02-2008, 08:23 PM
I put a nice piccy on your other silly thread too :love:
mrgins
21-02-2008, 08:40 PM
I don't have any silly threads...you're mixing me up with that lady from Selsdon
Princess
21-02-2008, 09:54 PM
Well at least you called me a lady I suppose!
mrgins
21-02-2008, 10:11 PM
you haven't posted on my nothing thread!
Princess
21-02-2008, 10:13 PM
Is that on GCC?
mrgins
21-02-2008, 10:19 PM
of course
1f59
Princess
21-02-2008, 10:29 PM
We'll I've posted - I think!
mrgins
21-02-2008, 10:29 PM
next time don't be so wordy!
Princess
21-02-2008, 10:33 PM
I say very little, you know that!
mrgins
21-02-2008, 10:34 PM
oh yes:rolleyes:
Princess
21-02-2008, 10:36 PM
Oi cheeky! :D
Embassy No.1
23-02-2008, 01:07 AM
Hehe.
Another one bites the dust!
But the crusade must continue!
http://www.thetobaccoshop.net/images/embassy1a.jpg
Originally posted by Embassy No.1
Hehe.
Another one bites the dust!
But the crusade must continue!
On an almost vaguely serious note, you really have to make your bird understand she can do what the •••• she wants to!
Embassy No.1
23-02-2008, 01:16 AM
She does??!??
I missed so many dodgy conversations she had with you & Ricky!!!
Originally posted by Embassy No.1
She does??!??
I missed so many dodgy conversations she had with you & Ricky!!!
Yes :D :p
mrgins
23-02-2008, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by xab
Dear god I feel ill. :(
Be quiet and keep my thread alive!
Princess
23-02-2008, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by xab
Dear god I feel ill. :(
Me too after that today!
nelson alfie
23-02-2008, 07:12 PM
Not surprising Princess
Princess
23-02-2008, 08:31 PM
I believe that a suitable punishment has been dealt out to Kuqi.
mrgins
23-02-2008, 09:27 PM
what was the rude gesture?
Princess
23-02-2008, 09:27 PM
He gave the crowd the finger when he was subbed.
mrgins
23-02-2008, 09:40 PM
did they give it back?
Princess
23-02-2008, 09:47 PM
Well the crowd cheered when he was subbed and that was how he reacted. Doubt we'll see him play again.
Originally posted by Princess
Me too after that today!
I was most upset that I dragged my arse out of bed and up to Selhurst for that. Shit game, between two shit teams and with a shit result to boot....:(
Princess
23-02-2008, 09:55 PM
Right on all counts. I froze my rear off watching that but at least I get paid for it!
You get paid for going to Selhurst?? I was too hungover to notice the cold, in fact, I was too hungover to notice just about everything. It only gradually permeated my sense of awareness in the 2nd half how bad the game was :D
Princess
23-02-2008, 10:04 PM
Probably for the best! I work at the ground on matchdays.
mrgins
23-02-2008, 10:23 PM
can I join in, I mean, it IS my thread
Princess
23-02-2008, 10:24 PM
No, I'm talking to xabbaby!
mrgins
24-02-2008, 12:14 AM
can I come in now?
Princess
24-02-2008, 08:46 AM
I suppose :rolleyes:
mrgins
24-02-2008, 03:36 PM
too late, I don't want to!
Princess
24-02-2008, 03:43 PM
Silly boy!
Embassy No.1
24-02-2008, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by xab
You get paid for going to Selhurst?? I was too hungover to notice the cold, in fact, I was too hungover to notice just about everything. It only gradually permeated my sense of awareness in the 2nd half how bad the game was :D
Fancy a snout J?
Originally posted by Embassy No.1
Fancy a snout J?
Friday night just proved to me that I need a minder when I'm on the piss. After I left the Oval, I bumped into a mate and we both walked into West Croydon to buy fags, I gave 18 1/2 to another mate who stuck his head in mine on Sunday.....
1f49
Court in session. What you mean 'Oy oy oy'? Must have court in session! My name is Judge Roughneck and I will not tolerate any disobedience in my courtroom!
:lux: :lux: Go on the Specials!
Eaglettie
25-02-2008, 06:21 PM
Hiya Ginny and friends :D
How did your date go btw Xabba Dabba ????
Originally posted by Eaglettie
Hiya Ginny and friends :D
How did your date go btw Xabba Dabba ????
Date? I've not been on a date for aaages! Well, a month, and I'm not sure it was really a date as I made her pay :D We were going to see the terracotta army, but it was a bit late in the day to get tickets, so had a quick zoom around the British museum, taking in the delights of the Elgin Marbles and jade production in China. From there we went to a thai restaurant in Charlotte street that was really good! (Unfortunately I am buggered if I can remember the name...) and a couple of pints before putting her on a tude home. As always I was left with the impression that we're just friends (:rolleyes: ) but that if I wanted to take her out for a meal next time she's in country then I'd be more than welcome :bash:
mrgins
26-02-2008, 02:06 PM
so...I guess a bj was out of the question?
Eaglettie
26-02-2008, 03:58 PM
Bus Jam ???
Big Jobs???
Blueberry Juice???
:D :D ;)
I can't think of anything that starts with a B and a J! :(
Embassy No.1
27-02-2008, 08:25 AM
Bj league?.... the Japanese professional basketball league.
Japanese professional basketball is definitely out of the question!!
Eaglettie
27-02-2008, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by xab
I can't think of anything that starts with a B and a J! :(
Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream :lux:
mrgins
27-02-2008, 06:28 PM
THAT's wot i meant!
I've just finished Jared Diamond's 'Guns, Germs and Steel'. It's a very interesting read and I recommend it highly :) The only problem I had with it was in the first couple of pages, as the multiregional model for the origin of homo sapiens has been disproved by mtdna biogeowhatsit.
Princess
28-02-2008, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by Eaglettie
Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream :lux:
I love Ben 'N Jerry's! :love:
nelson alfie
28-02-2008, 04:33 PM
Ben n Jerrys sort of rhymes
with lovely tasty Ice Crymes
mrgins
28-02-2008, 06:01 PM
you're a bluddy cryme, mate!
Princess
28-02-2008, 10:05 PM
Not one of NAbaby's better efforts!
mrgins
28-02-2008, 10:19 PM
your stoopid cat could have done better!
Princess
28-02-2008, 10:24 PM
my cat's are quality animals unlike your moggies!
mrgins
28-02-2008, 10:26 PM
http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif
Princess
28-02-2008, 10:27 PM
oh stoppit!
apple_rain
28-02-2008, 10:34 PM
Mine are better than all of yours.
Princess
28-02-2008, 10:40 PM
No they're not!
mrgins
28-02-2008, 10:42 PM
ooooohhhhh yes they are
mrgins
28-02-2008, 10:42 PM
oh wait, they aren't:o
It's the weekend!! (Nearly) :lux: :lux:
They thought it was all over. It is now! :lux:
Princess
29-02-2008, 09:57 PM
End of this thread do you mean? :lux:
mrgins
29-02-2008, 10:01 PM
Excuuuuuuse me?????
Princess
29-02-2008, 10:02 PM
Just read your pm's and stop moaning about this silly thread! :rolleyes:
Originally posted by Princess
End of this thread do you mean? :lux:
Noooooo!
Where did my weekend go? :(
mrgins
03-03-2008, 02:42 PM
I have it. Do you want it back?
Eaglettie
03-03-2008, 03:04 PM
Ginny Ginny is this thread not enough
you've started other threads that just ain't so buff !!!
Have you got too much time on your hands ??
Or is it that you've just run out of fans ????? :D ;)
1f7e
mrgins
03-03-2008, 03:06 PM
Lorna Lorna
whats the time?
You haven't answered.
Are you a mime?
Eaglettie
03-03-2008, 03:07 PM
Being that you asked so nice
I'll be back on your thread and answer you twice !!!
mrgins
03-03-2008, 03:16 PM
You must be a bit needy
answering twice is a bit greedy
Princess
03-03-2008, 04:29 PM
http://bestsmileys.com/signs12/24.gif
mrgins
03-03-2008, 04:32 PM
Didn't I ban you???
Eaglettie
03-03-2008, 04:33 PM
She's a rebel !!!!!
mrgins
03-03-2008, 04:44 PM
she's something!
Princess
03-03-2008, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by mrgins
Didn't I ban you???
Did I listen?? :D
Eaglettie
03-03-2008, 07:14 PM
Does anyone actually listen to Ginny ?????
Princess
03-03-2008, 09:11 PM
Who?
Princess
03-03-2008, 09:11 PM
Na!!! :D
apple_rain
03-03-2008, 10:36 PM
The only person who listens to Ginny is Ginny. Even he gets confused 'cos he doesn't know what he's talking about.
mrgins
04-03-2008, 02:47 AM
oh dear. You've now gone WAY beyond just being removed from my xmas card list!
apple_rain
04-03-2008, 10:01 AM
http://bestsmileys.com/mooners/4.gif
Embassy No.1
04-03-2008, 12:07 PM
Troublsesome start to the day today guys.....
I rear-ended a car this morning on London Rd in West Croydon.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. . .
.. and you know how you can get so pissed off and life-stuff, problems etc seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I was caught on the hop a bit . . . this chap was a Dwarf!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'
. . . and that's when the fight started . . .
I lost obviously.
Eaglettie
04-03-2008, 02:43 PM
PMSL :D
Are you at footie tonight Philpotty ???
Embassy No.1
04-03-2008, 02:48 PM
I am babe.
But in Exec Box with AIG though, munching prawn sandwiches and embarrassing myself by jumping up and down and singing in front of some septics.
Lent ST to Son of Coveta, so he'll be about in my stead.
Eaglettie
04-03-2008, 02:49 PM
okay dokes, is kick off 7.30 or 8pm ????
Embassy No.1
04-03-2008, 02:53 PM
8:00pm
Eaglettie
04-03-2008, 02:55 PM
Ok cheers Eno1, gives me a bit more time. Maybe see you on Sat then :p Enjoy your prawn sarnies :p
Originally posted by Embassy No.1
I am babe.
But in Exec Box with AIG though, munching prawn sandwiches and embarrassing myself by jumping up and down and singing in front of some septics.
Lent ST to Son of Coveta, so he'll be about in my stead.
You'll regret it when you see the Holmesdale bouncing up and down :p
mrgins
04-03-2008, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by Embassy No.1
jumping up and down and singing in front of some septics.
Oi! Watch your language!
Eaglettie
04-03-2008, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by xab
You'll regret it when you see the Holmesdale bouncing up and down :p
I can safely say you won't see me bouncing !!! :D Cheering maybe, but no bouncing!!!!
mrgins
04-03-2008, 04:58 PM
not even one bounce?:sob:
Eaglettie
04-03-2008, 05:06 PM
well.....seeing that it's you that asked.
mrgins
04-03-2008, 05:12 PM
attagirl:p
Princess
05-03-2008, 02:21 PM
Spooky thing - EN01baby and I met last night and didn't know it!
mrgins
05-03-2008, 02:23 PM
when did you figure it out?
Never wear your "I :love: Vermont" t-shirt to a football match. It's incredibly bad luck :(
Princess
05-03-2008, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by mrgins
when did you figure it out?
Only earlier on!
1fa9
mrgins
05-03-2008, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by xab
Never wear your "I :love: Vermont" t-shirt to a football match. It's incredibly bad luck :(
I thought I told you it would improve your SEX life! The football enhancing shirt is extra
Embassy No.1
05-03-2008, 02:45 PM
Now i've met Eaglettie, Princess and Xab, I think I should sort out a 'Keep my thread alive' drinkies.
I can't think of anyone else relevent whom we should invite??
Can you guys?
Princess
05-03-2008, 02:48 PM
Nope - sounds good to me! :D
mrgins
05-03-2008, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by Embassy No.1
Now i've met Eaglettie, Princess and Xab, I think I should sort out a 'Keep my thread alive' drinkies.
I can't think of anyone else relevent whom we should invite??
Can you guys?
You'll choke on your cherry for that!
Embassy No.1
05-03-2008, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by mrgins
You'll choke on your cherry for that!
I think not:
How to Tie a Knot in a Cherry Stem With Your Tongue:
1. Work the stem around in your mouth so it becomes more malleable (meaning easier to shape or change form).
2. Fold the stem in half around the tip of your tongue; the easiest way to do this is lengthwise, so the folded stem lies along the length of the tongue, one end on the top of the tongue, one end on the bottom.
3. Take the folded stem between your front teeth and bite down gently until the two ends cross over, forming a loop.
4. While holding the crossed-over stem between your teeth, use the tip of your tongue to push one end of the stem through the loop you've made. Try using your teeth to rotate the looped stem toward the end you are trying to push through. This might take a few minutes, but it is possible, especially with practice.
5. For an extra flourish, push the cherry stone through the knotted stem (brace the knotted stem against your front teeth and push the stone halfway through using the tip of your tongue).
Princess
05-03-2008, 03:00 PM
I can do that! :D
mrgins
05-03-2008, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by Embassy No.1
I think not:
How to Tie a Knot in a Cherry Stem With Your Tongue:
1. Work the stem around in your mouth so it becomes more malleable (meaning easier to shape or change form).
2. Fold the stem in half around the tip of your tongue; the easiest way to do this is lengthwise, so the folded stem lies along the length of the tongue, one end on the top of the tongue, one end on the bottom.
3. Take the folded stem between your front teeth and bite down gently until the two ends cross over, forming a loop.
4. While holding the crossed-over stem between your teeth, use the tip of your tongue to push one end of the stem through the loop you've made. Try using your teeth to rotate the looped stem toward the end you are trying to push through. This might take a few minutes, but it is possible, especially with practice.
5. For an extra flourish, push the cherry stone through the knotted stem (brace the knotted stem against your front teeth and push the stone halfway through using the tip of your tongue).
Oeer, wot you doing tonight?:love:
Embassy No.1
05-03-2008, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by mrgins
Oeer, wot you doing tonight?:love: Hopefully , having a cherry Stem Tonging competition with Princess.
Princess
05-03-2008, 03:46 PM
:D
mrgins
05-03-2008, 04:14 PM
Well don't get tongue-tied!
Away Day Eagle
05-03-2008, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by mrgins
Well don't get tongue-tied!
Should this thread be stickied ?
mrgins
05-03-2008, 05:14 PM
too late, its already too sticky
Eaglettie
05-03-2008, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by Embassy No.1
Now i've met Eaglettie, Princess and Xab, I think I should sort out a 'Keep my thread alive' drinkies.
I can't think of anyone else relevent whom we should invite??
Can you guys?
Its a date :D :p
Embassy No.1
05-03-2008, 07:02 PM
Great.
Be Cherries pre-Colchester to get ST off Mark if you about L?
Eaglettie
06-03-2008, 12:50 PM
Yes will be, Sophie is coming along :lux: Her first game since November :lux:
nelson alfie
06-03-2008, 03:48 PM
Eagletties here again
and seeming very happy
She's busting for her curry now
and shouting "make it snappy"
mrgins
06-03-2008, 04:06 PM
NA seems to have found his vocation
rhyming on my thread.
I wonder if he'll ever come to Vermont
cos he may end up rhyming with "fred"!
:D
nelson alfie
06-03-2008, 04:17 PM
Don't you dare ring the sitar on Saturday !
Eaglettie
06-03-2008, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by nelson alfie
Eagletties here again
and seeming very happy
She's busting for her curry now
and shouting "make it snappy"
Did it tikka you some time to think of that ??? :D
mrgins
06-03-2008, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by nelson alfie
Don't you dare ring the sitar on Saturday !
What time will you be there...just out of interest:angel:
1f5f
Embassy No.1
07-03-2008, 09:29 AM
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or Family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the Boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'
The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your Father was a pharmacist.'
Originally posted by mrgins
I thought I told you it would improve your SEX life! The football enhancing shirt is extra
But it totally ruined Tuesday night! Totally, man! To start with the traffic was so bad, I ended up walking the last mile and a half and missing the first 10 minutes, it was freezing and it rained and I got wet! The game was crap, and I realised that Palace really are quite poo at the moment. And I found out that the t-shirt had made me forget my Niquitin lozenges so by the second half I was so angry that I almost passed out shouting at the ref (to the point I had to leave a couple of minutes early as I was so dizzy, and take the next day off work!!) :(
Embassy No.1
07-03-2008, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by xab
Ooooold, EN1!!!! So mrgins, but he still posts on here.
?!?
mrgins
07-03-2008, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by xab
But it totally ruined Tuesday night! Totally, man! To start with the traffic was so bad, I ended up walking the last mile and a half and missing the first 10 minutes, it was freezing and it rained and I got wet! The game was crap, and I realised that Palace really are quite poo at the moment. And I found out that the t-shirt had made me forget my Niquitin lozenges so by the second half I was so angry that I almost passed out shouting at the ref (to the point I had to leave a couple of minutes early as I was so dizzy, and take the next day off work!!) :(
Ok, but did you pull?
mrgins
07-03-2008, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by Embassy No.1
So mrgins, but he still posts on here.
?!?
Oi! I can read you know!
Princess
07-03-2008, 05:23 PM
Only when you've got your glasses on! :D
Embassy No.1
07-03-2008, 11:58 PM
Monacle at his age surely?
mrgins
08-03-2008, 02:40 PM
You have been demoted to Eno2!
Embassy No.1
09-03-2008, 11:52 AM
Bugger! :(
Happy birthday anyway boss! :p
mrgins
09-03-2008, 02:15 PM
cheers:p
Princess
09-03-2008, 09:19 PM
Hey EN01baby - good to finally meet you last night!
mrgins
09-03-2008, 09:35 PM
was he at the curry? I didn't talk to him!
apple_rain
09-03-2008, 10:18 PM
No, we met him in the Portmanor afterwards.
I was going to put a happy Birthday in the proper thread. But I'm sure we only wished Mr G 'appy birthday a couple of weeks ago!
Embassy No.1
10-03-2008, 09:23 AM
Maybe has two birthday like the HRH?
Twas quality meeting the 'keep my thread alive...' chicks on Saturday. :p :love:
Like a bit of a Queen, you mean? :D
Embassy No.1
10-03-2008, 09:48 AM
I'm keeping schtum, otherwise i'll be demoted to EN3!
Florence
10-03-2008, 10:03 AM
Hope you had a great birthday Ray :love:
apple_rain
10-03-2008, 10:16 AM
He'll have an even greater one next year.
Florence
10-03-2008, 10:38 AM
Originally posted by apple_rain
He'll have an even greater one next year.
Why? Is it a significant birthday? 70, 80, 90 perhaps?
apple_rain
10-03-2008, 10:44 AM
1f44
Lets just say if he was over here he'd be getting a card from HRH.
Florence
10-03-2008, 10:45 AM
Wow! He sure looks good for his age then :p
Embassy No.1
10-03-2008, 11:10 AM
You don't need to be so kind Flo. His birthday's over now!
apple_rain
10-03-2008, 11:16 AM
Did anyone remember to send him his zimmer?
Florence
10-03-2008, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by Embassy No.1
You don't need to be so kind Flo. His birthday's over now!
:D Ah well, back to normal then!
mrgins
10-03-2008, 11:23 PM
:sob:
Florence
11-03-2008, 08:22 AM
Don't you cry - we all love you really.............
apple_rain
11-03-2008, 09:14 AM
We do? I mean we do.
mrgins
11-03-2008, 11:52 AM
This is MY thread!
http://bestsmileys.com/angry1/8.gif
Eaglettie
11-03-2008, 01:38 PM
Originally posted by mrgins
This is MY stooooooooopid thread!
yes, we know
Florence
11-03-2008, 01:51 PM
That's why I said we love you really.......
Eaglettie
11-03-2008, 01:54 PM
Whilst Ginny's in Vermont where it's heavily snowing,
the rest of us thrive to keep his thread going.
Without us to post here what on earth would he do?
Eat wagon wheels all day and scrabbling too??
Florence
11-03-2008, 01:58 PM
How on earth do you manage to keep up the rhymes? I'm lost after one!
Eaglettie
11-03-2008, 02:04 PM
Don't think too hard, think of words that rhyme
And then you can talk like this all of the time :D
It comes to me quite plain and easy
even though it's rather cheesy !!!
Princess
11-03-2008, 03:18 PM
The thing is that's how LLB talks all the time!
mrgins
11-03-2008, 05:15 PM
Lorna Lorna
wots the time
Go to PPs thread
She loves to rhyme
Princess
11-03-2008, 05:18 PM
mrgins - go to your room!
mrgins
11-03-2008, 05:28 PM
PP, PP,
P P P
why are you being
so mean to me?:sob:
Princess
11-03-2008, 05:30 PM
Who said I was going to be mean to you? :D
mrgins
11-03-2008, 05:39 PM
http://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif
Eaglettie
11-03-2008, 05:55 PM
Now then, now then, Naughty, naughty !!!!!
PP you realise that he's over FORTY !!!
You want someone in a room that will be lusty
Not an OAP, they smell all musty !!!! :D ;)
mrgins
11-03-2008, 06:02 PM
Lorna Lorna Lorna Lor...
Who cares if I am 40 or more
the size or age is of no matter
so serve me the babes on a platter:lux:
Eaglettie
11-03-2008, 06:11 PM
Oh Ginny , you're such a funny ole' gent
I hope you've remembered your steradent,
The only babes you'll have on your platter
Is the sort that knit and have a natter
you know the type, old, grey and jolly
they come with a free shopping trolley !!!
apple_rain
11-03-2008, 09:33 PM
That man Ginny is very naughty
Cos he is no where near forty.
He's seventy if he's a day
Tho' that's not what he'll say.
He'll stamp his feet and have a moan
And let out an almighty groan.
Will we say, oh poor little fella
Or just chuck him in his own dark cellar.
mrgins
11-03-2008, 10:13 PM
Lorna, Ali,
PP and Flo
You say nasty thing
So I'm going to go:sob:
cant be bothered to rhyme today
so
ill do an ee
cummings
mrgins
12-03-2008, 04:54 PM
ee cummings
he can't rhyme,
he
can't
even
get
his
words
in a line!
apple_rain
12-03-2008, 04:57 PM
Ginny is a silly man
But he does the best he can.
mrgins
12-03-2008, 05:04 PM
Ali thinks I'm silly
but what she doesn't know is this:
I have to translate from Americain
into Sarf Lundun Englis
Originally posted by mrgins
Sarf Lundun Englis
I like this, and shall use it in conversation today.
On a side note, I totally forgot we were playing last night, and was pleasantly surprised to see we got a point :o
2154
How do women remember bloody dates?! It's to make me look and feel bad isn't it? Even though they bloody know I don't know what day it is!
Princess
13-03-2008, 03:25 PM
It really is a female thing xabbaby, don't worry about it. I can remember dates significant to me for all sorts of things! :D
Most of the time I have to be reminded about my own birthday :D
Eaglettie
13-03-2008, 05:16 PM
I went out to get some chocolate brazils, and do you think I could get some anywhere ??? Not a chance !!!
M&S normally have them :)
mrgins
13-03-2008, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by xab
Most of the time I have to be reminded about my own birthday :D
April 6, mate. Although you were due five days earlier:D
Eaglettie
14-03-2008, 05:28 PM
Originally posted by xab
M&S normally have them :)
Ok ta, but I got jamaican ginger cake instead now :love:
mrgins
14-03-2008, 08:33 PM
oh...I like ginger cake
Princess
16-03-2008, 10:24 PM
Better than hot cross buns?
mrgins
16-03-2008, 10:48 PM
close second to hcb's
Princess
16-03-2008, 10:49 PM
Well that's something new I've learned!
mrgins
16-03-2008, 10:49 PM
can always teach you a few new tricks
apple_rain
16-03-2008, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by mrgins
can always teach you a few new tricks
Thought you couldn't teach an old dog new tricks. :D
Princess
16-03-2008, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by mrgins
can always teach you a few new tricks
:o
apple_rain
16-03-2008, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by apple_rain
Thought you couldn't teach an old dog new tricks. :D
Sorry Princess you're not really a dog.
mrgins
16-03-2008, 11:23 PM
Originally posted by apple_rain
Sorry Princess you're not really a dog.
http://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif
Princess
16-03-2008, 11:25 PM
Thanks :rolleyes:
mrgins
16-03-2008, 11:36 PM
you're welcome!:D
mrgins
17-03-2008, 11:20 AM
BUMP!
Eaglettie
17-03-2008, 12:24 PM
Haven't you got anything interesting to say then ???
Princess
17-03-2008, 12:24 PM
Apparently not! :D
Embassy No.1
17-03-2008, 01:52 PM
How about.....
2012 is expected to be year of great positive change. It is not the end of the world! Back in 1899 something was identified called Schumann Cavity Resonance. It is the heart beat or frequency of the Earth. Since its discovery till 1986 this heart beat frequency was constant 7.8 Hertz per second. From 1986 it started to raise dramatically and in 1998 it was reported to be 10 hertz per second. On other hand magnetics of the earth are dropping dramatically and it is expected they will reach zero point in 2012. Maya calendar and other calendars end in 2012, but it is not the end of the world just beginning of the new one since every 26000 years Earth goes through grand cycle of evolution.
Princess
17-03-2008, 01:55 PM
Yeah, that sort of thing! :D
nelson alfie
17-03-2008, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by mrgins
BUMP!
Can't understand these people who start threads, moan at people who don't post on them, have nothing to say for themselves (see above), ring you while you're eating a curry thus rendering the curry cold when you finally get back to it etc etc :grrr:
Hey,wait a moment, the crafty old bugger's got me to post on his thread ! :hmph:
Princess
17-03-2008, 04:58 PM
He's smarter than he looks! :D
Embassy No.1
17-03-2008, 05:19 PM
Lets test him:
Answer these mrgins:
1: Do they have a 4th of July in England?
Yes
No
2: How many birthdays does the average man have?
1
66
72
3: Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
12
1
6
4: How many outs are there in an inning?
2
3
6
5: Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
Yes
No
6: Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
25
70
35
7: If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
1
2
3
8: A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
60
90
120
9: A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
17
8
9
10: How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
1000
499
0
11: How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
6
9
12
1fa4
mrgins
17-03-2008, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by Embassy No.1
Lets test him:
Answer these mrgins:
1: Do they have a 4th of July in England?
Yes
2: How many birthdays does the average man have?
1
3: Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
12
4: How many outs are there in an inning?
2
Thats cricket, how the feck do I know?
5: Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
How can he marry if he's dead?
6: Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70
7: If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
2
8: A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
60
9: A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
9
10: How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
1
11: How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
:lux:
Originally posted by Embassy No.1
10: How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
I'm sure I saw on QI that there were 7 or so animals of each 'clean' type on the ark, the one by one thing is a whatsit.
mrgins
18-03-2008, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by xab
I'm sure I saw on QI that there were 7 or so animals of each 'clean' type on the ark, the one by one thing is a whatsit.
wot are you rambling on about!:D
QI! "Quite Interesting" It's an English telly programme fronted by Stephen Fry, about intellectual stuff (so you won't be seeing it in Vermont :p ) It's a jolly fun light relaxing piece of entertaiment. You may read more about it here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QI)
Embassy No.1
18-03-2008, 08:30 AM
Originally posted by mrgins
:lux: Congratulations! You got a score of 9!
This is possibly not the first time you made this test!?
Here are the answers:
Q. Is there a Fourth of July in England?
A. Yes, it comes after the third of July!
Q. How many birthdays does the average man have?
A. 1 - Just one!
Q. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
A. 12, all of them!
Q. How many outs are there in an inning?
A. 6, three per side!
Q. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
A. No - because he is dead!
Q. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
A. 70, (30 divided by 1/2 equals 60! Takes some thinking.....
Q. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
A. 2, you took them, remember?
Q. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
A. 60 - Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd.
Q. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
A. 9
Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. 0. Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!
Q. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
A. 12. There are twelve 2 cent stamps in a dozen!
Well Done mrgins!!
Princess
18-03-2008, 11:21 AM
I've said it before and I'll say it again - he's much brighter than he looks!! :D
mrgins
18-03-2008, 11:29 AM
I ain't as dumb as I looks
Princess
18-03-2008, 11:38 AM
Just what I said!
The tablet mentioning the Sumerian flood (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ziusudra) myth, from which it is believed the biblical flood is derived, is dated to around 18th century BC. Now I've always considered it to probably be either a very old tale from the end of the last Ice Age or a massive tsunami. It's a global story though, with deluge myths in such diverse cultures as China, India, Aztecs, Greeks, and the aforementioned Sumerians. Apparently though, it may just be fossilised fish and sea shells that engendered it :confused:
I don't want to be at work today. I have a headache. :sob:
mrgins
19-03-2008, 03:54 PM
I give you permission to leave:p
Eaglettie
19-03-2008, 04:09 PM
I think he probably would have done by now anyhow !!!
mrgins
19-03-2008, 05:03 PM
Nah, he wouldn't
mrgins
19-03-2008, 08:08 PM
bump
peagle
19-03-2008, 08:11 PM
in the dark?
mrgins
19-03-2008, 08:39 PM
no, with the lights on:p
peagle
19-03-2008, 08:41 PM
Exciting!
mrgins
19-03-2008, 08:56 PM
so I can see
peagle
19-03-2008, 08:58 PM
Haven't you been eating your carrots?
mrgins
19-03-2008, 09:08 PM
no. I have someone else eat them for me
peagle
19-03-2008, 09:09 PM
f60
What good would that do?
mrgins
19-03-2008, 09:15 PM
stops me from turning orange
peagle
19-03-2008, 09:15 PM
That doesn't actually happen does it?
mrgins
19-03-2008, 09:17 PM
usually happens to english males under the age of 21
peagle
19-03-2008, 09:24 PM
Oh thank goodness... wait, hang-on... that's me!
mrgins
19-03-2008, 09:31 PM
isn't it past your bedtime?
Princess
19-03-2008, 09:37 PM
I think it might be past mine! ;)
mrgins
19-03-2008, 09:41 PM
isn't it usually!
mrgins
19-03-2008, 09:45 PM
you scared peagle away!
Is that why our esteemed chairman is orange then? Nothing to do with sun beds and living in Spain, but a strict diet of carrots?
mrgins
20-03-2008, 12:21 PM
quite possibly
Hopefully today is poetf day :)
mrgins
20-03-2008, 12:39 PM
what?
Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Friday day :D
mrgins
20-03-2008, 01:05 PM
oh, i thought you'd gone all cultural on me!
With a lifp? Anyway, I am cultured! Many times have I discoursed with Alex, over a beverage or two, the finer points of the Iliad, Edward Lear's poetry and the shapeliness of a passing ankle.
Saw him last friday btw, seemed fine, but I was so pissed it was hard to tell :p
mrgins
20-03-2008, 01:40 PM
Even if you were sober, its hard to tell when he's face down on the floor, passed out
Back in the office, so time to wake this thread up!
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