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eagles #1
20-11-2006, 12:24 AM
..Not made an appearence this weekend? Don't tell me the Mighty Brighton lost and Crystal Palace scored a victory?? :eek:

Seagullette
20-11-2006, 06:46 AM
Glory seeker

BaldEagle96
20-11-2006, 07:10 AM
Maybe he had homework to do.

celery stick
20-11-2006, 09:29 AM
He only sings when he's winning.
Hides in a bunker the rest of the time.

LONDONMAN
20-11-2006, 01:08 PM
He's all Braun and no brain.

GeeTee
20-11-2006, 01:31 PM
Pop over to north stand chat and ask NMH.

eagle mart
20-11-2006, 01:51 PM
Did you see their defending for the Tranmere goal on saturday? It was hilarious. After our wretched run it's always nice to have a reality check and see their are always teams worse off than yourself.

Step forward the scumbags.

Seagullette
20-11-2006, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by eagle mart
Did you see their defending for the Tranmere goal on saturday? It was hilarious. After our wretched run it's always nice to have a reality check and see their are always teams worse off than yourself.

Step forward the scumbags.

Two young defenders had a mix up for the ball. They're both still teenagers. They learn by their mistakes.

Hitler
20-11-2006, 08:47 PM
mart, your spelling THERE is absolutely dire you thick piece of crud.

Sorry, I meen yew thik peece of poo-poo (spelled so you can understand wot wos sed)


I like the fact that you lot miss me enough to create a thread dedicated in my honour.



It's nice to own you :p :hi:

Hitler
20-11-2006, 08:48 PM
Originally posted by eagles #1
..Not made an appearence this weekend? Don't tell me the Mighty Brighton lost and Crystal Palace scored a victory?? :eek:

So what's new? Oh yeah, so it is!

Hitler
20-11-2006, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by celery stick
He only sings when he's winning.
Hides in a bunker the rest of the time.

Seems like you lot are in full song all of a sudden!

Like "cluck cluck cluck"? :D

eagle mart
20-11-2006, 09:02 PM
Keep clutching at straws you unwashed, dog on a string, scud bucket.

(and that goes for you as well, Hitler - Mwa ha ha ha ha)

Hitler
20-11-2006, 09:03 PM
(thinks;...."scud-bucket".....must use THAT one as a brilliant put-down)

(NOT!)

eagle mart
20-11-2006, 09:08 PM
Well 'thick piece of cud' was equally as cutting. Thought I might hover round your level of inane, spontaneous and mind numbingly hollow wit.

Hitler
20-11-2006, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by eagle mart
Well 'thick piece of cud' was equally as cutting. Thought I might hover round your level of inane, spontaneous and mind numbingly hollow wit.

It was "CRUD" mart, with an r. Can't you read the sign over the home-end turnstyles?

Perhaps you have given away your r's too many times?

eagle mart
20-11-2006, 09:40 PM
Says a Brighton fan...

celery stick
21-11-2006, 06:39 AM
Oh dear.

Hitler
21-11-2006, 08:44 AM
Originally posted by celery stick
Oh dear.

< Last edited by celery stick on 20-11-2006 at 10:41 PM >

Top of the class lad, you managed to edit to "oh dear" perfectly :p

celery stick
21-11-2006, 08:46 AM
Originally posted by Hitler
It's nice to own you :p :hi:

LOL.
You've replied to 8 different threads this morning.
I think it might be you who's 'owned'.

celery stick
21-11-2006, 08:49 AM
Originally posted by Hitler
< Last edited by celery stick on 20-11-2006 at 10:41 PM >

Top of the class lad, you managed to edit to "oh dear" perfectly :p

Edit.

GeeTee
21-11-2006, 08:53 AM
You know things are desperate when someone has to pick holes in other's spelling to score points.

Helmut Struntz
21-11-2006, 10:21 AM
Originally posted by GeeTee
You know things are desperate when someone has to pick holes in other's spelling to score points.

Spot on. Last resort comment in desperation, similar to homophobic insinuations if you ask me.

Selhurst Celtic
21-11-2006, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by Helmut Struntz
Spot on. Last resort comment in desperation, similar to homophobic insinuations if you ask me me.

Why did you type 'me' twice you big gay?


;) :rolleyes: :afro:

Helmut Struntz
21-11-2006, 11:17 AM
I have 'attention seeking syndrome' you raving pikey!!

Selhurst Celtic
21-11-2006, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by Helmut Struntz
I have 'attention seeking syndrome' you raving pikey!!

Is that known in the medical world as A.S.S?

Helmut Struntz
21-11-2006, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by Selhurst Celtic
Is that known in the medical world as A.S.S?

Also in the musical world.

Hitler
21-11-2006, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by celery stick
Edit.

Are you the editor?

Hitler
21-11-2006, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by celery stick
LOL.
You've replied to 8 different threads this morning.
I think it might be you who's 'owned'.

I'm not like you, pondering and pouring over posts for hours on end.

I just nip in, own the palace, and get on with other stuff :hi:

Henfield Eagle
21-11-2006, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by Hitler
I'm not like you, pondering and pouring over posts for hours on end.

I just nip in, own the palace, and get on with other stuff :hi: A bit of Genocide or Bumming around Brighton:D

celery stick
21-11-2006, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by Hitler
I'm not like you, pondering and pouring over posts for hours on end.

Didnt need to, one look at the away end this morning and the 8 threads at the top had your name as the most recent poster.

Originally posted by Hitler

I just nip in

Three times a day sometimes, more than that each week.
Since my challenge that you'd been away for 6 months you've been on here frequently.
You took the bait.
It is you who are owned.

You've bitten on nearly every post to or about you.

Once we had West Ham fan 'Bubbles' on here, then it was 'PatButchersTits' from Millwall, now YOU are the current away-fan-idiot-on-a-rope.
Like you, the harder they tried to be clever, the more they tried to look like Billy Big Bollocks, the more ridiculous they became.

You are the current incumbent of this 'Away End Buffoon' role.

It is YOU who are owned.

Edit.

Hitler
21-11-2006, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by celery stick
Didnt need to, one look at the away end this morning and the 8 threads at the top had your name as the most recent poster.



Three times a day sometimes, more than that each week.
Since my challenge that you'd been away for 6 months you've been on here frequently.
You took the bait.
It is you who are owned.

You've bitten on nearly every post to or about you.

Once we had West Ham fan 'Bubbles' on here, then it was 'PatButchersTits' from Millwall, now YOU are the current away-fan-idiot-on-a-rope.
Like you, the harder they tried to be clever, the more they tried to look like Billy Big Bollocks, the more ridiculous they became.

You are the current incumbent of this 'Away End Buffoon' role.

It is YOU who are owned.

Edit.

Ahem, sorry genius, fine imagination that, but total over-excitable halucination.
I have returned to the UK, had to get a new bank-account, house, phoneline and internet connection. In case you still haven't figured it out - it takes bloody ages to do all that in today's UK!

You must be very disappointed that your momentary fairy-brained bubble has been burst so promptly!
:clown:

celery stick
21-11-2006, 09:50 PM
You've bitten again!
Whole new excuse though.

Hitler
22-11-2006, 08:41 AM
No no, YOU'VE bitten etc blah.

You stand corrected cs, and you don't know more to say that this?

Well, I am getting bored, toying with such a poor adversary, and will perhaps take another hiatus. It doesn't behoove me to have my mind be so poorly challenged, I have not a desire to languish in sloth (http://deadlysins.com/sins/sloth.html).

Hitler
22-11-2006, 08:44 AM
"so says Hitler blah blah blah your boyfriend blah blah gay blah blah withdean is a bad ground blah blah you said it first blah blaggghhhhh"


(burp)

DDD
22-11-2006, 07:14 PM
Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler?
If you think we're on the run,
We are the boys who will stop your little game.
We are the boys who will make you think again.
'Cus who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler?
If you think old England's done?

Mr. Brown goes off to town
On the 8:21.
But he comes home each evening
And he's ready with his gun.

So watch out Mr. Hitler
You have met your match in us.
If you think you can push us
We're afraid you've missed the bus.

so who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler?
If you think old England's done,

Gosling
29-11-2006, 10:39 AM
Originally posted by celery stick
LOL.
You've replied to 8 different threads this morning.
I think it might be you who's 'owned'.
More like 'rented'.

Embassy No.1
29-11-2006, 10:58 AM
Originally posted by Hitler
I like to dance with men. Whehay!
http://www.geocities.com/janine64nz/dancingman.gif http://www.geocities.com/janine64nz/dancingman.gif http://www.geocities.com/janine64nz/dancingman.gif http://images.bigoo.ws/content/image/animation_miscellaneous/miscellaneous_116.gifhttp://www.geocities.com/janine64nz/dancingman.gif http://www.geocities.com/janine64nz/dancingman.gif http://www.geocities.com/janine64nz/dancingman.gif

Hitler
29-11-2006, 09:08 PM
Don't mess mit mich und mein 'Dancing Queens' scummers, or ve vill march into Croydland and shag you all in der untercarriages, and feel 'glad all over' you bunch of kleine battyboys.

eagles #1
30-11-2006, 12:45 PM
Originally posted by Hitler
Don't mess mit mich und mein 'Dancing Queens' scummers, or ve vill march into Croydland and shag you all in der untercarriages, and feel 'glad all over' you bunch of kleine battyboys. Was that an attempt to be funny?

AJ'sLoveMonkey
30-11-2006, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by eagles #1
Was that an attempt to be funny?

Bless him as long as he thinks he is he is doing no harm!

:clown: :o

eagles #1
30-11-2006, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by AJ'sLoveMonkey
Bless him as long as he thinks he is he is doing no harm!

:clown: :o :D I bet it was one of his "Ha, i bet they'll laugh at that, damn im so funny" moments.

:clown: ;)

Helmut Struntz
30-11-2006, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by eagles #1
:D I bet it was one of his "Ha, i bet they'll laugh at that, damn im so funny" moments.

:clown: ;)

as you may have just experienced?

eagles #1
30-11-2006, 10:29 PM
Originally posted by Helmut Struntz
as you may have just experienced? :confused:

CPFC Guy
30-11-2006, 10:35 PM
I find it funny thinking about how fulfilled Hitler feels after these posts :)

Sick Bucket
30-11-2006, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by Hitler
(thinks;...."scud-bucket".....must use THAT one as a brilliant put-down)

(NOT!)

I have a very good friend called scud bucket.

AJ'sLoveMonkey
01-12-2006, 08:42 AM
Originally posted by AJ'sLoveMonkey
Bless him as long as he thinks he is he is doing no harm!

:clown: :o

I mean you only have to look at Helmut, he isn't funny and he is a harmless little man!

:hi: :D

Helmut Struntz
01-12-2006, 09:51 AM
Originally posted by AJ'sLoveMonkey
I mean you only have to look at Helmut, he isn't funny and he is a harmless little man!

:hi: :D

Harmless yes. I would add that I can take my drink without hiccupping (this will run and run)

I don't aim to be mirthful I just observe on life's less serious side.

:afro:

AJ'sLoveMonkey
01-12-2006, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by Helmut Struntz
Harmless yes. I would add that I can take my drink without hiccupping (this will run and run)

I don't aim to be mirthful I just observe on life's less serious side.

:afro:

1) Yes i have noticed!!

2) And following Brighton you have little choice my friend!



:hi: ;)

celery stick
01-12-2006, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by CPFC Guy
I find it funny thinking about how fulfilled Hitler feels after these posts :)

http://damnyouall.net/forum/avatars/Family%20Guy%20Avatars/av64Hitler01.gif

DDD
01-12-2006, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by eagles #1
Was that an attempt to be funny?

Not exactly a new Bill Hicks is he.....

DDD
01-12-2006, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by Helmut Struntz
Harmless yes. I would add that I can take my drink without hiccupping (this will run and run)

I don't aim to be mirthful I just observe on life's less serious side.

:afro:

mirthful - Isnt that what Geordie lasses get on a Saturday night when they've pulled ???

Boom Tishhhhh

CPFC Guy
02-12-2006, 12:01 PM
Originally posted by Sick Bucket
I have a very good friend called scud bucket.

Is he related to you?

CPFC Guy
02-12-2006, 12:01 PM
Originally posted by celery stick
http://damnyouall.net/forum/avatars/Family%20Guy%20Avatars/av64Hitler01.gif

:D

I think we've found Hitler an avatar!

Hitler
05-12-2006, 10:59 PM
your sucky settings won't allow anything bigger than 50 x 50 pixels?

Lame!

CPFC Guy
06-12-2006, 10:48 PM
That's a slightly desperate insult. Are you unable to change the size of pictures? Would you like someone to explain?

Hitler
21-12-2006, 08:55 PM
can't be blithered actually.
My glorious name needs no further embellishment!

LONDONMAN
22-12-2006, 04:37 PM
You have the wrong map - dumkopf!

Hitler
02-01-2007, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by LONDONMAN
You have the wrong map - dumkopf!

Not much fun in Stalingrad........

Hitler
02-01-2007, 10:25 PM
Und Whitgift Centre ist die letzte Fühlung das wir haben in Croydon!

eagles #1
02-01-2007, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by Hitler
Und Whitgift Centre ist die letzte Fühlung das wir haben in Croydon! Didn't you learn from the last time you tried to be funny?

Bartman
02-01-2007, 10:34 PM
If you're going to try and speak Deutsch, at least speak it properly.

Helmut Struntz
03-01-2007, 09:15 AM
Originally posted by eagles #1
Didn't you learn from the last time you tried to be funny?

We all have to keep trying.

:p

Helmut Struntz
03-01-2007, 09:15 AM
Originally posted by Bartman
If you're going to try and speak Deutsch, at least speak it properly.

Chumpf

Hitler
03-01-2007, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by Bartman
If you're going to try and speak Deutsch, at least speak it properly.

sauge du meine pimmel

Hitler
03-01-2007, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by eagles #1
Didn't you learn from the last time you tried to be funny?

Ah yes, entertaining scum like you has always been my quest, my utmost desire.


NOB!

Bartman
05-01-2007, 09:49 AM
Originally posted by Helmut Struntz
Chumpf

Don't be too hard on yourself.

Bartman
05-01-2007, 09:50 AM
Originally posted by Hitler
sauge du meine pimmel

Brighton fan right?

Thanks for asking, but no thanks.

CPFC Guy
05-01-2007, 09:31 PM
Hitler, du hast scheissen auf deine pimmel

(poor grammar, I know)

Hitler
05-01-2007, 10:15 PM
Originally posted by CPFC Guy
Hitler, du hast scheissen auf deine pimmel

(poor grammar, I know)

Und du wilst das essen, und denken das schmecht gut

eagles #1
06-01-2007, 01:53 AM
Originally posted by Hitler
Ah yes, entertaining scum like you has always been my quest, my utmost desire.


NOB! Bless, he's getting all stressy.

Hitler
06-01-2007, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by eagles #1
Bless, he's getting all stressy.

Cor, you don't half read a lot between the lines of a football chat board, I have you as a 'mood-ring'
Perhaps you'd like to tell me my starsign?

Or perhaps Peter Taylor is affecting your moods!