View Full Version : Which person in the world of football would you like to punch in the face
IRISHPALACEGUY
23-09-2007, 06:47 PM
I'll go first Alan Sugar
:clown:
sexyrazor
23-09-2007, 06:53 PM
Lee Boywer
Sodermalm
23-09-2007, 06:58 PM
David Beckham
Ready Teddy
23-09-2007, 07:01 PM
Alan Sugar has no longer any connection with football.
adonkis
23-09-2007, 07:02 PM
mark goldberg/terry venables/ron noades
stupalace
23-09-2007, 07:07 PM
ronaldo the portugese git
t_appletart
23-09-2007, 07:11 PM
rob styles
palace_burger
23-09-2007, 07:12 PM
Roy Keane
Zohar Returns
23-09-2007, 07:16 PM
I aways thought Rudd Van Nistleroy had a face just right for punching. I dont care much about him anymore so, I'll say Jamie Oliver.
t_appletart
23-09-2007, 07:18 PM
who he play for?
Away Day Eagle
23-09-2007, 07:23 PM
Originally posted by t_appletart
who he play for?
Fat Tounged Twats FC
He was Captain/Player Manager/Chairman/Owner
Delish :hmph: :bash:
Zohar Returns
23-09-2007, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by t_appletart
who he play for?
Anyone who will pay him a fee. ;)
embryo eagle
23-09-2007, 07:30 PM
Either Neville brother.
racehorse-80s
23-09-2007, 07:31 PM
Lee bowyer
thereichstuff
23-09-2007, 07:34 PM
Smug bo llocks murray .
embryo eagle
23-09-2007, 07:36 PM
Actually i've narrowed it down now. Gary Neville.
stupalace
23-09-2007, 07:40 PM
phil neville is a top bloke to be fair , its his ex england international , shit tache of a shop steward wanker brother thats the problem
James
23-09-2007, 07:41 PM
Nobody.
sexyrazor
23-09-2007, 07:41 PM
Simon Jordan
Jay_Palace
23-09-2007, 07:43 PM
Abramovic.
Matt25
23-09-2007, 07:49 PM
Maidstoned.
Nah just kidding :D
Trolley.
Big Gav
23-09-2007, 07:51 PM
Ronaldo (Man.U) or Robbie Savage
Latvian
23-09-2007, 07:59 PM
Zamora
spt1978
23-09-2007, 08:01 PM
Ashley Cole
Ralph
23-09-2007, 08:26 PM
John Terry.
Roy Keane.
Andy Gray.
Richard Keys.
Rio Ferdinand.
Frank Lampard.
Steve McLaren.
Pini Zahavi.
Theo Paphitis.
Paul Scally.
Richard Murray.
Terry Venables.
Danny Higginbotham.
richdeniro
23-09-2007, 08:33 PM
David Dein
Stanley Techer
23-09-2007, 08:40 PM
No one said Fergie yet??
A Wooden Fish On Wheels
23-09-2007, 08:42 PM
Punch in the face is a bit harsh.
There's a few I would wish a 'nasty case of the runs' on though.
Uncle Brod
23-09-2007, 08:43 PM
Paddy Crerand
A Wooden Fish On Wheels
23-09-2007, 08:44 PM
2048
Originally posted by Stanley Techer
No one said Fergie yet?? He did get a 'nasty case of the runs' (allegedly) and had to speed up the hard shoulder to relieve them.
BringBackSasa
23-09-2007, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by Uncle Brod
Paddy Crerand
I was going to say him earlier, but I didn't know how to spell his name. I'll let you punch him first though, 'cos I'm a gentleman.
Trilby
23-09-2007, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by Seba
Terry Bullivant? Venables?
Raggy
23-09-2007, 09:06 PM
Craig Bellamy
Just one punch? or can I follow up with a kick to the knackers?
BringBackSasa
23-09-2007, 09:08 PM
Originally posted by Raggy
Craig Bellamy
Just one punch? or can I follow up with a kick to the knackers?
No, but you can have a swing with a 9 iron.
Willz
23-09-2007, 09:14 PM
John Terry.
Jay_Palace
23-09-2007, 09:17 PM
Originally posted by A Wooden Fish On Wheels
Punch in the face is a bit harsh.
There's a few I would wish a 'nasty case of the runs' on though.
Or a punch in the stomach ;)
sydney eagle
23-09-2007, 09:18 PM
Tommy Smythe
bobmatt
23-09-2007, 09:19 PM
If this thread had been started 4 weeks ago i bet Paul Dickov would have got a couple of mentions. :D
calne eagle
23-09-2007, 09:22 PM
Craig Bellamy.
Harry Kewell.
Rich Gaunt (you'll have to trust me on that one).
(I love him really, but I'd still like to land one once).
Matt25
23-09-2007, 09:22 PM
Originally posted by bobmatt
If this thread had been started 4 weeks ago i bet Paul Dickov would have got a couple of mentions. :D
Paul Dickov
Zola's Chin
23-09-2007, 10:39 PM
The loathsome fat Spaniard who manages Liverpool.
magician
24-09-2007, 09:21 AM
Originally posted by Uncle Brod
Paddy Crerand
agreed
bellamy
huckerby
New LP
24-09-2007, 10:34 AM
Paddy Crerand
Shipsisourking
24-09-2007, 10:38 AM
Always hated alan shearer, with that smug look and arm raised when he scores, i would like to smack him one on the beak and watch him cry.
macca11
24-09-2007, 10:41 AM
neil warnock, cant stand him or his playing ethics.
Cityside
24-09-2007, 12:36 PM
Harry Enfield or Abramovic!
congress
24-09-2007, 12:44 PM
Dennis Wise.
Cityside
24-09-2007, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by congress
Dennis Wise.
What about hobbits in general?
Jim Bhoy
24-09-2007, 01:03 PM
Terry Butcher
Ally McCoist
Andy Goram
Dennis Wise
Kevin Miller
Paul Ince
Fernando Ricksen
Graham Roberts
Graeme Souness
Terry Fenwick
Benzhiyi
24-09-2007, 01:13 PM
Darren Huckerby.
Smithers-Jones
24-09-2007, 01:22 PM
Doesnt the fact that Alan Sugar was the first (and only) one to put manners on El Tel give him some credit?
New LP
24-09-2007, 01:37 PM
Can Danny Baker count?
New LP
24-09-2007, 01:40 PM
Peter Kenyon
Mark Hughes (for that goal)
Gabriel Batistuta
Danny Higginbottom
Cityside
24-09-2007, 08:00 PM
Originally posted by New LP
Can Danny Baker count?
No. Danny Baker is a cu*t not a count.
knackers
25-09-2007, 09:44 AM
Originally posted by Raggy
Craig Bellamy
Just one punch? or can I follow up with a kick to the knackers?
WTF did i do to you? :D
scuffy
25-09-2007, 11:07 AM
arsene wenger
grahampoint
25-09-2007, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by Jim Bhoy
Terry Butcher
Ally McCoist
Andy Goram
Dennis Wise
Kevin Miller
Paul Ince
Fernando Ricksen
Graham Roberts
Graeme Souness
Terry Fenwick
Billy Macneill
Charlie Nicholas
Neil Lennon
Aiden McGeady
Artur Boruc
Chris Sutton
Peter Grant
Paul Merson
David Trezeguet
Senor Ding-Dong
25-09-2007, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by grahampoint
Billy Macneill
Charlie Nicholas
Neil Lennon
Aiden McGeady
Artur Boruc
Chris Sutton
Peter Grant
Plus Martin O'Neill, Scott Brown, Paul Hartley, Tommy Burns and Paul McStay for me.
c5f
The Bishop
25-09-2007, 06:32 PM
Chris Kamara
Lee sinnots ear
25-09-2007, 06:48 PM
Ria Ferdinand followed by Neil Warnock , but what I would really like to do is build a massive bonfire and stick Ron Noades and anyone associated with him on top of it
laggin
27-09-2007, 01:15 AM
c ronaldo. you wouldnt even need to smack him that hard, he will still go down :o
RDSdaEAGLE
27-09-2007, 01:50 AM
Danny Higginbotham and Johnathan Fortune. Both these c*nts helped to destroy my love of football! :sob:
KYLIE MINEAGLE
27-09-2007, 07:08 AM
Mara(hand of god)donna.
Originally posted by palace_burger
Roy Keane
:p
Freddy Kurz
27-09-2007, 07:35 AM
Bring on the men in the white coats.....
simplex
27-09-2007, 07:46 AM
Cantona,Keith Allen, whilst Tony Wilson has saved me the bother
DougleMcNori
27-09-2007, 04:10 PM
David Mellor
Gollum
27-09-2007, 11:19 PM
Phil Collins
nothing to do with football but I'm sure you understand....
kolinkins
27-09-2007, 11:32 PM
John Terry
Lee Bowyer
akinbiyifan
28-09-2007, 12:08 AM
peter taylor, inzaghi, figo,
GodstoneEagle
28-09-2007, 12:19 AM
danny higginbotham, jonathan fortune, dennis rohmeddal(sp), peter varney, kelvin mackenzie, graham taylor, lee hughes
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