Alex_S
26-09-2007, 05:13 PM
Just been sent this. Made me laugh anyway!
> I WILL SURVIVE
>
> Martin Jol
>
>
> First I was afraid, I was petrified
> Kept thinking I could never turn Spurs into a top 4 side
> But I spent oh so many nights thinking how Staltari did me wrong
> Am I a mong??, but I'll just have to carry on
> and we'll be back, into 5th place
> I'll just wait till the transfer window to sign another waste of space
> I should have sold Paul Robinson, I should have dropped him from the team
> If I had known for just one second he'd concede more goals than Derby Coun-ty
>
> Go on now go, Bent there's the door
> just turn around now, 'cause you don't score goals anymore
> weren't you the one we paid so much for, you were dearer than Hen-ry
> I knew you'd crumble, I'd rather have Emile Hes-key,,,,
> Oh no cause I, I will survive
>
> As long as I win the next 6 games I know I will stay alive,
> I've got Tainio who is shat, & Huddlestone who's just fat, but I'll survive
> I will survive..
>
> It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
> kept trying hard to mend Defoe's relationship with his little t@rt
> and I spent oh so many nights trying on John Barnes's tights
> And oh I've cried, I want the Spurs job till I die!
> And you see Keane, he hates me too
> I subbed him off when we were winning, then we went and ****ing drew!
> And now im scratching my big chin, why can't I just sell Ledley King?
> If I'm gonna save my skin, I'll need some politics style Spin!!
> I WILL SURVIVE
>
> Martin Jol
>
>
> First I was afraid, I was petrified
> Kept thinking I could never turn Spurs into a top 4 side
> But I spent oh so many nights thinking how Staltari did me wrong
> Am I a mong??, but I'll just have to carry on
> and we'll be back, into 5th place
> I'll just wait till the transfer window to sign another waste of space
> I should have sold Paul Robinson, I should have dropped him from the team
> If I had known for just one second he'd concede more goals than Derby Coun-ty
>
> Go on now go, Bent there's the door
> just turn around now, 'cause you don't score goals anymore
> weren't you the one we paid so much for, you were dearer than Hen-ry
> I knew you'd crumble, I'd rather have Emile Hes-key,,,,
> Oh no cause I, I will survive
>
> As long as I win the next 6 games I know I will stay alive,
> I've got Tainio who is shat, & Huddlestone who's just fat, but I'll survive
> I will survive..
>
> It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
> kept trying hard to mend Defoe's relationship with his little t@rt
> and I spent oh so many nights trying on John Barnes's tights
> And oh I've cried, I want the Spurs job till I die!
> And you see Keane, he hates me too
> I subbed him off when we were winning, then we went and ****ing drew!
> And now im scratching my big chin, why can't I just sell Ledley King?
> If I'm gonna save my skin, I'll need some politics style Spin!!