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mrgins
20-01-2004, 11:08 PM
oh, OK, in that case I won't:p
Gerry from Sussex
20-01-2004, 11:11 PM
isn't he sweet
mrgins
20-01-2004, 11:18 PM
my middle name is honeypie
Gerry from Sussex
21-01-2004, 09:00 AM
what a little pumpkin
FourtyTwo
21-01-2004, 10:24 AM
it's not late night, and I'm not an insomniac - can I still post here?
mrgins
21-01-2004, 07:14 PM
no, go away and come back when you cant sleep.
Gerry from Sussex
21-01-2004, 09:52 PM
that's right actually
Gerry from Sussex
21-01-2004, 09:52 PM
dem is the rules
mrgins
21-01-2004, 11:05 PM
wot we goes bye:p
Gerry from Sussex
21-01-2004, 11:06 PM
amd fulluws slafizhley
FourtyTwo
22-01-2004, 09:23 AM
oh well, I'm ever so sorry peeps!
Stavros 69
22-01-2004, 03:16 PM
I'm back lads :hi:
Gerry from Sussex
22-01-2004, 05:44 PM
there's no denying that he is back
Stavros 69
22-01-2004, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by Gerry from Sussex
there's no denying that he is back
I feel the love all around, right off now.
See you all later http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/owen/dunce.gif
Gerry from Sussex
22-01-2004, 06:22 PM
there is a lot of it around
s'long
mrgins
22-01-2004, 06:24 PM
darn! did I miss the group hug?
Gerry from Sussex
22-01-2004, 06:26 PM
don't worry, there'll be another one soon
Stavros 69
23-01-2004, 01:33 AM
This complete tosser spat at me, so i kicked the shit out of him in the taxi, apart from that it was a quality night. Big Love to all
mrgins
23-01-2004, 02:35 AM
Luverly, Stavros, sounds like a quality intellectual gathering was enjoyed by all:p
Stavros 69
23-01-2004, 03:31 AM
Originally posted by mrgins
Luverly, Stavros, sounds like a quality intellectual gathering was enjoyed by all:p
Cracking p7unch though. time for bed !!! dfgd
Gerry from Sussex
23-01-2004, 07:18 AM
nice
Stavros 69
23-01-2004, 10:17 AM
Originally posted by Gerry from Sussex
nice
Woops a few bits are missing from last night. My knee hurts where the taxi hit me :o :(
Gerry from Sussex
23-01-2004, 11:13 AM
taking on a taxi = bad idea
mrgins
23-01-2004, 08:07 PM
care to expand on that, stav?
Stavros 69
23-01-2004, 09:54 PM
OK went out last night for a flat mates leaving do. Had a really nice meal and a lot to drink, went to a few bars etc... Got into a club and met up with our girl mates.
Had a few more but i was in control, anyway this guy grabs my girl mate and starts dancing with her. Got her on the floor and pretened to shag her, if you know what i mean, So i went over took him off her and she was crying. I told him to •••• off !! he was taller than me but i'm quite stocky (not a fat ••••••• :o ) So end of the night outside the club he was jesting me for a fight. SO i went up to the cab he was near opend the door for him and said ''good night ladies''
He then spat at me, so i grabbed him around the taxi and got off 2 pretty good punches, putting him on the floor. His 2 mates ran off and i let him go. Then the taxi drove off in all of this with the door open hitting me :grrr:
1f45
Ric Flair
23-01-2004, 10:21 PM
Hmmmmmmmmm?
Goldberg Basher
24-01-2004, 12:34 AM
Anyone Sleepless tonight? Looking forward to the game later on?
mrgins
24-01-2004, 01:02 PM
I got up early today. When I have to get uo early, I lie awake worrying that I wont fall asleep fast so I'll sleep well.
Gerry from Sussex
24-01-2004, 05:22 PM
that is worrying
Gerry from Sussex
24-01-2004, 05:23 PM
try a sledgehammer
mrgins
24-01-2004, 07:21 PM
did but I couldn't swallow it, even tried sleeping pills.
Goldberg Basher
24-01-2004, 07:23 PM
Count some of Gerry's sheep next time.
Gerry from Sussex
24-01-2004, 07:24 PM
or hypnosis
mrgins
24-01-2004, 07:38 PM
I tried sleeping pills but I couldn't wake them up:D
Gerry from Sussex
24-01-2004, 07:41 PM
at this rate we'll have to try cyanide
mrgins
24-01-2004, 07:51 PM
will that wake up my sleeping pills?
Goldberg Basher
24-01-2004, 08:41 PM
Will make your sleeping pills redunadant.
mrgins
24-01-2004, 09:08 PM
excellent:p
Goldberg Basher
24-01-2004, 09:30 PM
Some side effects though, like death.
Gerry from Sussex
24-01-2004, 09:46 PM
but no more waking up in the middle of the night
mrgins
24-01-2004, 09:49 PM
thats OK, I'll take the risk:p
Goldberg Basher
24-01-2004, 09:52 PM
Just don't take a double dose.
Gerry from Sussex
24-01-2004, 10:08 PM
just a quarter dose. you did get that bit didn't you.....
ginny?
wake up ginny!!
Goldberg Basher
24-01-2004, 10:09 PM
He liked the taste and went back for seconds.
Gerry from Sussex
24-01-2004, 10:15 PM
might have lost him then
mrgins
24-01-2004, 11:41 PM
NO SUCH LUCK, GUYS!!!
I'm immune to cyanide:p
Goldberg Basher
25-01-2004, 12:31 AM
So glad you're ok. The silence was worrying.
mrgins
25-01-2004, 02:56 AM
thats not what gerry and 42 said!!!!
Stavros 69
25-01-2004, 10:14 AM
I dont feel too good :sob:
Goldberg Basher
25-01-2004, 11:08 AM
Get a paper and read the Palace report. Should make you feel better.
Gerry from Sussex
25-01-2004, 04:16 PM
get a copy of playboy, that will make you feel even better!
Goldberg Basher
26-01-2004, 09:42 PM
Worked for you in the past then Gerry?
mrgins
26-01-2004, 10:26 PM
even wondered why the pages are stuck together:D
Goldberg Basher
26-01-2004, 10:30 PM
I thought that was saliva ...
Gerry from Sussex
27-01-2004, 09:27 AM
actually it was orange marmalade
mrgins
27-01-2004, 07:58 PM
no wonder your kids are a funny hue
Goldberg Basher
27-01-2004, 08:08 PM
I read The Sun at breakfast.
mrgins
27-01-2004, 08:43 PM
did you wear shades?
Goldberg Basher
27-01-2004, 08:46 PM
All the time mate :cool:
Gerry from Sussex
28-01-2004, 09:09 AM
how do you see the words then
Goldberg Basher
28-01-2004, 04:01 PM
They're polarizing shades man. Light when indoors and dark when the sun's out.
mrgins
28-01-2004, 06:09 PM
Dracula uses them
willblake88
28-01-2004, 06:11 PM
1f44
So does Trevor Francis
Adam_Eagle
29-01-2004, 03:37 PM
what?
mrgins
29-01-2004, 03:51 PM
who?
Goldberg Basher
30-01-2004, 12:05 PM
shoulder pads.
mrgins
30-01-2004, 02:26 PM
falsies
Goldberg Basher
30-01-2004, 02:42 PM
False hope.
mrgins
30-01-2004, 03:15 PM
hope diamond
Gerry from Sussex
30-01-2004, 06:03 PM
Double Diamond
Goldberg Basher
30-01-2004, 11:31 PM
Double dipper
Gerry from Sussex
31-01-2004, 11:14 AM
Flipper ripper
Goldberg Basher
31-01-2004, 08:49 PM
chilli farter.
mrgins
01-02-2004, 10:23 PM
filly charter
Goldberg Basher
01-02-2004, 11:56 PM
duvet rippler
Gerry from Sussex
02-02-2004, 09:51 AM
stapler
Gerry from Sussex
02-02-2004, 10:36 AM
or stapler knicker
mrgins
02-02-2004, 01:26 PM
Is it late at night for you gerry???
Gerry from Sussex
02-02-2004, 02:25 PM
I'm on a 24 hour shift
mrgins
02-02-2004, 09:06 PM
I have no sympathy for you:D
Stavros 69
02-02-2004, 09:28 PM
Hello chaps fancy seeing u on here:moo:
Gerry from Sussex
02-02-2004, 10:24 PM
fancy
mrgins
02-02-2004, 11:35 PM
golly gee, wot a coincidence
Gerry from Sussex
03-02-2004, 08:14 AM
or a paranormal event
Goldberg Basher
03-02-2004, 11:49 AM
Maybe he predicted it in his tea leaves.
Gerry from Sussex
03-02-2004, 03:55 PM
or in his water
mrgins
03-02-2004, 08:43 PM
he could feel the water in his bones
Goldberg Basher
03-02-2004, 10:47 PM
Had a feeling while on the crapper.
mrgins
03-02-2004, 11:29 PM
a passing moment
mrgins
03-02-2004, 11:29 PM
rather moving in fact
Goldberg Basher
03-02-2004, 11:31 PM
A thought dropped into his mind.
mrgins
04-02-2004, 12:34 AM
a penny dropped and a penny well spent
Goldberg Basher
04-02-2004, 12:35 AM
He felt the emotional weight fall out of him.
mrgins
04-02-2004, 12:59 AM
a load off his mind
Goldberg Basher
04-02-2004, 01:48 AM
Was down in the dumps before ...
mrgins
04-02-2004, 07:59 PM
dumping
Goldberg Basher
04-02-2004, 08:02 PM
Is now freshly flushed of ideas.
Gerry from Sussex
04-02-2004, 09:27 PM
and has flushed the toilet as well
Goldberg Basher
04-02-2004, 09:29 PM
Went the way of the water.
Gerry from Sussex
04-02-2004, 09:43 PM
down the tubes
Goldberg Basher
04-02-2004, 09:45 PM
not to be seen on this thread since.
Gerry from Sussex
04-02-2004, 09:47 PM
shame
Gerry from Sussex
04-02-2004, 09:47 PM
RIP
Goldberg Basher
04-02-2004, 10:01 PM
Not mistaking thread for the mortal coil ...
1f65
Gerry from Sussex
04-02-2004, 10:02 PM
easy mistake to make
mrgins
04-02-2004, 10:53 PM
I've never made a mistake in my life
Goldberg Basher
04-02-2004, 10:55 PM
Errors of judgement?
Gerry from Sussex
04-02-2004, 11:04 PM
I think he was lieing
Goldberg Basher
04-02-2004, 11:08 PM
He's good at it.
Gerry from Sussex
04-02-2004, 11:09 PM
not THAT good
Goldberg Basher
04-02-2004, 11:10 PM
So he would like to be a friend of Howie's?
Gerry from Sussex
04-02-2004, 11:11 PM
I think that bit is true
Gerry from Sussex
04-02-2004, 11:12 PM
my contacts tell me Howie is okay actually
mrgins
04-02-2004, 11:22 PM
Howie is great, but he self destructed in iowa and lost alot of support. He'll probably give up if he doesn't win a primary soon.
Goldberg Basher
04-02-2004, 11:23 PM
What hapenned in Iowa?
mrgins
04-02-2004, 11:35 PM
came in a distant second and gave a wierd conciliatory speech.
Goldberg Basher
04-02-2004, 11:37 PM
What do you think of Kerry?
mrgins
04-02-2004, 11:42 PM
boring, same old stuff, been around too long. Dean would be more energetic, creative and invigorating. There are other candidates who would be better than kerry, but they can't win the beauty pageant.
Goldberg Basher
05-02-2004, 12:55 AM
Steamrollering it.
mrgins
05-02-2004, 01:00 AM
unfortunately
Goldberg Basher
05-02-2004, 01:05 AM
High turnout in elections or are people just apathetic?
mrgins
05-02-2004, 01:12 AM
relatively good turnouts. candidates try to get people to the polls
Goldberg Basher
05-02-2004, 01:38 AM
More razzmatazz in the US.
Gerry from Sussex
05-02-2004, 08:47 AM
I HATE elections
FourtyTwo
05-02-2004, 12:53 PM
me too. Never voted either. Although I have only been able to once or twice!
Goldberg Basher
05-02-2004, 02:04 PM
Didn't even realise Reigate and Banstead Council were having local elections until I saw the sign up outside the village hall. No voting cards or people knocking on the door.
FourtyTwo
05-02-2004, 02:33 PM
how odd. Thats the advantage I've got at the moment - I live in a third floor flat and the doorbell don't work!
Gerry from Sussex
05-02-2004, 02:39 PM
I have two door bells - one down stairs and one up here
.... I don't hear so good!!
FourtyTwo
05-02-2004, 03:06 PM
well, our landlord couldn't be bothered to check all the wiring, so he gave us a cordless one. but, being on the third floor, it doesn't have the range!
Gerry from Sussex
05-02-2004, 03:23 PM
should do. I'm have one of those and it works fine three floors up (cheap one from B&Q)
Goldberg Basher
06-02-2004, 09:13 PM
Can you get down the stairs quick enough though Gerry?
Gerry from Sussex
06-02-2004, 09:14 PM
Not at the moment but I am wide awake and ready to bilge
Goldberg Basher
06-02-2004, 09:19 PM
:(
Gerry from Sussex
06-02-2004, 10:17 PM
shame
Gerry from Sussex
06-02-2004, 10:17 PM
and you'll be out all day 2morrow
Goldberg Basher
06-02-2004, 10:39 PM
Just don't go monopolising the internet. Let your wife use it as well. I'm sure she'd love to get a look in.
Gerry from Sussex
06-02-2004, 10:40 PM
she has her own connection
Gerry from Sussex
06-02-2004, 10:41 PM
but we do send each other emails as well
Gerry from Sussex
06-02-2004, 10:41 PM
actually we often work together as well which is nice
1f9b
Gerry from Sussex
06-02-2004, 10:42 PM
even wrote a book together once
Goldberg Basher
06-02-2004, 10:44 PM
For someone out in the sticks you're pretty much contented by the sound of it. Managed to get a broadband connection where you are?
Gerry from Sussex
06-02-2004, 10:47 PM
still trying to get 500 names
Goldberg Basher
06-02-2004, 10:49 PM
With 2,500 in your town? Shouldn't be too hard.
Gerry from Sussex
06-02-2004, 10:52 PM
no, nearly there
Gerry from Sussex
06-02-2004, 10:53 PM
although it's quite an elderly population so probably a lot of people who won't want it
Goldberg Basher
06-02-2004, 10:53 PM
Get the tax return in on time?
Gerry from Sussex
06-02-2004, 10:54 PM
two days to spare
Goldberg Basher
06-02-2004, 10:59 PM
Glad I'm on the payroll and get that done automatically.
Gerry from Sussex
06-02-2004, 11:01 PM
we both do consultancy as well as the day job so it's unavoidable
Gerry from Sussex
06-02-2004, 11:01 PM
and some writing for various things
Goldberg Basher
06-02-2004, 11:03 PM
All that income and no CPFC shop nearby. Well, s'pose that applies to most people now.
Gerry from Sussex
06-02-2004, 11:07 PM
ah, but we got a big mortgage
Goldberg Basher
06-02-2004, 11:30 PM
Would just like to sell up my flat and get a house, not anything big or particularly fancy.
mrgins
07-02-2004, 01:22 AM
move to the usa, lot cheaper over here
Goldberg Basher
07-02-2004, 01:35 AM
Got realty papers for Florida. Seriously tempting. Would love a pick up too :)
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 09:20 AM
avoid spring break
Goldberg Basher
07-02-2004, 11:08 AM
Hmm?
mrgins
07-02-2004, 01:56 PM
Is that from experience, gerry?
Goldberg Basher
07-02-2004, 02:54 PM
Best avoiding winter at the moment. Saw Washington still had snow.
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 03:46 PM
yes, wnet there when I worked in Maryland - total anarchy
Goldberg Basher
07-02-2004, 03:47 PM
Point taken!
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 03:48 PM
what point was that
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 03:49 PM
they're walking out now
Goldberg Basher
07-02-2004, 03:52 PM
walking "it" you mean?
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 03:53 PM
easy
Goldberg Basher
07-02-2004, 03:54 PM
peasy
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 03:56 PM
lemon
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 03:57 PM
squeezy
mrgins
07-02-2004, 05:40 PM
when were you in maryland gerry?
mrgins
07-02-2004, 05:40 PM
maryland is one word:D
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 05:41 PM
we know that
Goldberg Basher
07-02-2004, 05:42 PM
What's wrong with Maryland? Love their cookies ...
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 05:43 PM
1986-88
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 05:46 PM
couldn't beleive it first day on campus at college park - their football stadium was bigger than some of our league grounds
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 05:47 PM
and so were the pizzas now I come to think of it!!
Goldberg Basher
07-02-2004, 05:48 PM
Cut to the chase - any hotties? :D
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 10:18 PM
1f4a
yes plenty
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 10:18 PM
I had a couple of 'special friends'
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 10:19 PM
but it wasn't a patch on the girls in San Diego
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 10:19 PM
shame they were mostly airheads
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 10:19 PM
still did though
Gerry from Sussex
07-02-2004, 10:20 PM
those were the days!
mrgins
07-02-2004, 11:57 PM
earth to gerry! earth to gerry! come back inside!
Gerry from Sussex
08-02-2004, 10:39 AM
lost in space heading for a black hole
Gerry from Sussex
08-02-2004, 10:39 AM
the vortex of bilge
mrgins
08-02-2004, 04:53 PM
This just in: a sussex man has just been sucked into a large black hole. Apparantly a large brighton supporter did an inverted fart just as gerry from sussex was about to do something distasteful to him:D
Gerry from Sussex
08-02-2004, 04:54 PM
if you did an inverted fart wouldn't you inflate!
mrgins
08-02-2004, 05:02 PM
I don't do inflated farts, how would I know?
Gerry from Sussex
08-02-2004, 05:04 PM
I think you were the one who first brought them up
mrgins
08-02-2004, 05:17 PM
so...tell me about the san diego girls
Gerry from Sussex
08-02-2004, 05:18 PM
spent a lot of time on the beach .... and on roller blades
Gerry from Sussex
08-02-2004, 05:19 PM
much more excited by the english accent than they are on the east coast as well (which had it's advantages)
mrgins
08-02-2004, 05:39 PM
very true, even in the midwest.
On roller blades? kinky eh?
Gerry from Sussex
08-02-2004, 05:44 PM
would they recognise an english accent in the mid west?
The roller blades had their uses - one of them nearly ran me over at La Jolla and her apologies were quite extensive!
mrgins
08-02-2004, 05:55 PM
they had female roller skates!? :D
Gerry from Sussex
08-02-2004, 07:25 PM
girl on one
mrgins
08-02-2004, 09:12 PM
how extensive???
Gerry from Sussex
08-02-2004, 09:55 PM
enough to leave a warm glow
mrgins
09-02-2004, 12:19 AM
is that a banana in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Gerry from Sussex
09-02-2004, 03:17 PM
it's a vibrator actually
mrgins
09-02-2004, 08:00 PM
kick start or clockwork?
Goldberg Basher
10-02-2004, 11:59 AM
Car lighter socket?
Gerry from Sussex
10-02-2004, 11:12 PM
put a sock in it
Goldberg Basher
10-02-2004, 11:42 PM
Not quite the same effect though as a bunny.
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 08:52 AM
what effect would a rabbit have
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 01:46 PM
You haven't been to Ann Summers lately.
http://www.annsummers.co.uk/single.asp?gid=7&cat=2&pid=1840
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 04:12 PM
I have!
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 04:13 PM
fav shop
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 04:13 PM
First name terms then?
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 04:20 PM
wor anne
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 09:29 PM
Who'se Anne?
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 10:14 PM
Ann
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 10:14 PM
wor Ann that is
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 10:15 PM
1d16
ok.
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 10:17 PM
it is
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 10:18 PM
fine.
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 10:21 PM
sex is good
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 10:21 PM
and healthy
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 10:22 PM
so she provides avery useful service
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 10:22 PM
And you're happy to pay for it.
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 10:23 PM
no need
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 10:24 PM
fair enough.
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 10:25 PM
oteher people
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 10:26 PM
Had a brandy Gerry?
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 10:27 PM
three
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 10:27 PM
ish
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 10:28 PM
Nightcap to help you sleep.
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 10:28 PM
dont miond if i do
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 10:29 PM
Wish I had some brandy in the house.
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 10:30 PM
i have abouyt 4 btolles
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 10:31 PM
What brand though? Corvousier?
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 10:33 PM
that and son other syuff
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 10:45 PM
Not Martell?
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 10:47 PM
that too and napoleioon abd that other one
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 10:48 PM
Not Three Barells?
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 10:50 PM
no cnat remeber
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 10:51 PM
my words wonto comef out wright
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 10:51 PM
Your right!
Gerry from Sussex
11-02-2004, 10:52 PM
buit wronhg raelly
Goldberg Basher
11-02-2004, 11:49 PM
Clear as a bell in the morning I bet.
mrgins
12-02-2004, 12:45 AM
clear as the bell clanging in his head:D
Goldberg Basher
12-02-2004, 12:46 AM
He seems imune to hangovers.
mrgins
12-02-2004, 01:50 AM
a gift from heaven
Goldberg Basher
12-02-2004, 07:12 AM
Got something in common with me then. Never had a hangover in all my life so far.
Gerry from Sussex
12-02-2004, 08:38 AM
No hangover - good night's sleep and all is well
Gerry from Sussex
12-02-2004, 08:38 AM
Maybe slightly muzzy but okay really (tequila, wine and brandy was a bit much!)
Goldberg Basher
12-02-2004, 07:02 PM
Good lesson learnt.
mrgins
12-02-2004, 09:31 PM
I think you have to have a drink with alcohol to get a hangoverGB:D
Goldberg Basher
12-02-2004, 09:33 PM
I think you'll find it was the mixture ginny that did the damage :rolleyes:
mrgins
12-02-2004, 09:56 PM
gerrys one mixed up drinker:D
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