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NO1FAN
08-04-2004, 01:58 AM
not that I noticed
mrgins
08-04-2004, 02:12 AM
Did GB notice?
Goldberg Basher
08-04-2004, 02:14 AM
I've been waiting for this fecking server to refresh. almost sent me to sleep!
mrgins
08-04-2004, 02:16 AM
slow as molasses here too
Goldberg Basher
08-04-2004, 02:18 AM
Seriously nodded off in my chair, dribble and all :eek:
mrgins
08-04-2004, 02:20 AM
practicing to be my age?
Goldberg Basher
08-04-2004, 02:21 AM
get like that after being awake for 21 hours.
mrgins
08-04-2004, 02:22 AM
scrambling your brain?
Goldberg Basher
08-04-2004, 02:23 AM
frying it more like.
mrgins
08-04-2004, 02:24 AM
this is your brain
this is your brain on bilge
Goldberg Basher
08-04-2004, 02:25 AM
Such words of wisdom
mrgins
08-04-2004, 02:27 AM
didn't you have that commercial on tv?
Goldberg Basher
08-04-2004, 02:28 AM
From whome?
mrgins
08-04-2004, 02:29 AM
anti drug message
Goldberg Basher
08-04-2004, 02:29 AM
Nope
mrgins
08-04-2004, 02:30 AM
then it was wasted on you:bash:
Goldberg Basher
08-04-2004, 02:30 AM
Whose taking drugs while being on the bilge then?
mrgins
08-04-2004, 02:34 AM
too late to explain to you
Goldberg Basher
08-04-2004, 02:35 AM
Are you taking Viagra while surfing with the other hand?
mrgins
08-04-2004, 02:38 AM
I hate to make one hand jealous of the other, just as well I have such a large one that I need two hands
Goldberg Basher
08-04-2004, 02:39 AM
Suffer from Jeremy Beadle syndrome?
mrgins
08-04-2004, 02:40 AM
explain?
Goldberg Basher
08-04-2004, 02:45 AM
He's got one very small deformed hand and one normal one. The subject of which has been many a pub joke over the years.
NO1FAN
09-04-2004, 12:34 AM
wAKEY wAKEY everyone
Goldberg Basher
09-04-2004, 12:35 AM
I've been awake all along.
NO1FAN
09-04-2004, 12:42 AM
Run out of steam?
mrgins
09-04-2004, 01:49 AM
Originally posted by Goldberg Basher
I've been awake all along.
well...you've been online all along:D
NO1FAN
09-04-2004, 01:50 AM
thats more like It
mrgins
09-04-2004, 02:27 AM
we know him better than his mum does:D
NO1FAN
09-04-2004, 11:09 AM
SAD BUT TRUE :D
mrgins
09-04-2004, 11:48 PM
1f64
where is the old fart?
Goldberg Basher
10-04-2004, 02:11 PM
OI! I HEARD THAT DAD!
mrgins
10-04-2004, 05:26 PM
sorry son, extra cookies and milk tonight to make up for it:p
Goldberg Basher
10-04-2004, 05:27 PM
You gonna be staying up tonight?
mrgins
10-04-2004, 05:27 PM
only if you're nice to me and not make "old" jokes
Goldberg Basher
10-04-2004, 05:29 PM
Ahh. Bit sensitive? Of course I'll be gentle with you.
mrgins
10-04-2004, 05:47 PM
HA! Thats what my wife used to say until I married her
Goldberg Basher
10-04-2004, 06:05 PM
Double daring you was she?
mrgins
10-04-2004, 11:38 PM
double teaming me!
Goldberg Basher
11-04-2004, 09:59 PM
I'm early again!
mrgins
12-04-2004, 12:46 AM
I'm almost ready for bed
Goldberg Basher
12-04-2004, 12:47 AM
Lightweight :rolleyes:
mrgins
12-04-2004, 12:47 AM
...with my harem!
Goldberg Basher
12-04-2004, 12:48 AM
Where's the dedication gone?
mrgins
12-04-2004, 01:03 AM
dedication? was she the blonde or the brunette?
Teaser
12-04-2004, 03:32 AM
Morning people.... :)
Goldberg Basher
12-04-2004, 07:36 AM
Morning Teaser, you getting excited as I am?
mrgins
13-04-2004, 03:09 AM
just how excited are you?
Goldberg Basher
13-04-2004, 12:00 PM
As excited as anyone would of been knowing the game we were facing yesterday.
mrgins
13-04-2004, 01:59 PM
I almost pooped in my pants when I read the commentary!
Goldberg Basher
13-04-2004, 02:05 PM
You should of been there! Talk about shutting the Hammers up! And they kept on singing the same song!
mrgins
13-04-2004, 02:19 PM
maybe they were just blowing bubbles in the air:D
Goldberg Basher
13-04-2004, 02:21 PM
Sit Down Shut Up, Sit Down Shut Up!
mrgins
13-04-2004, 02:35 PM
were they talking to pardew?:D
Goldberg Basher
13-04-2004, 03:37 PM
That was when Connelly got his marching orders and the louts in the AW were trying to start trouble. Try to imagine the whole of the Holmsdale singing that to them! Great stuff.
mrgins
13-04-2004, 07:20 PM
wish I'd seen that
Goldberg Basher
14-04-2004, 04:01 PM
And the twat wants the red card reduced to a yellow now!
mrgins
15-04-2004, 02:11 AM
big pussy
Goldberg Basher
15-04-2004, 04:50 PM
Where? Did it echo?
mrgins
16-04-2004, 02:57 AM
don't know, there were too many other people in there making noise
Goldberg Basher
16-04-2004, 07:01 AM
Always the last to know eh?
mrgins
16-04-2004, 11:14 PM
had to take a number and get in line
Goldberg Basher
16-04-2004, 11:15 PM
piss poor
mrgins
17-04-2004, 12:27 AM
yep, and I wasn't wearing a raincoat
Goldberg Basher
17-04-2004, 12:28 AM
Bet you still enjoyed the warm spray though.
mrgins
17-04-2004, 12:50 AM
lets just say I was more pissed on than pissed off
Goldberg Basher
17-04-2004, 12:52 AM
Very healthy apparently.
mrgins
17-04-2004, 01:10 AM
frowned upon at cocktail parties with the queen
Goldberg Basher
17-04-2004, 09:14 AM
1fa6
Suggest you keep your todger safely tucked in then.
mrgins
17-04-2004, 08:09 PM
I try to keep it tucked in far enough so it dont get sunburned
Goldberg Basher
17-04-2004, 08:11 PM
Just put your little finger over it.
mrgins
17-04-2004, 08:40 PM
I would if your lips weren't in the way!
Goldberg Basher
17-04-2004, 08:41 PM
Dream on.
mrgins
17-04-2004, 08:41 PM
not MY dream:eek:
Goldberg Basher
17-04-2004, 08:42 PM
Your suggestive thought though.
mrgins
17-04-2004, 09:00 PM
yeah, but you liked the idea!
Goldberg Basher
17-04-2004, 09:01 PM
Maybe.
mrgins
17-04-2004, 09:16 PM
:eek:
Goldberg Basher
17-04-2004, 09:17 PM
Only kidding Ginny. Don't want to get your hopes up.
mrgins
17-04-2004, 09:38 PM
phew! thought you were advertising
Goldberg Basher
17-04-2004, 09:42 PM
Now that would be breaking site rules ...
mrgins
17-04-2004, 10:18 PM
yep, but you'd do anything for a quick buck!
Goldberg Basher
17-04-2004, 10:18 PM
£Pound young man, £pound.
mrgins
17-04-2004, 10:36 PM
are you worth that much?
Goldberg Basher
17-04-2004, 10:38 PM
Worth more than a buck for definite.
mrgins
17-04-2004, 11:20 PM
don't think blondie would give you that much
Goldberg Basher
17-04-2004, 11:23 PM
Think I saw Blondie at the game today.
mrgins
17-04-2004, 11:36 PM
you don't know for sure?
Goldberg Basher
17-04-2004, 11:38 PM
Well this girl looked a lot like Blondie but she hasn't been online for me to ask her.
mrgins
17-04-2004, 11:48 PM
why didn't you just call "hey, blondie" and see if she responded?
Goldberg Basher
18-04-2004, 12:14 AM
Didn't want to look like a lech.
mrgins
18-04-2004, 12:19 AM
too late to change your appearance!
(sorry):D
(but not really):p bye:hi:
Goldberg Basher
18-04-2004, 12:22 AM
Sorry, should say I didn't want to sound lecherous.
NO1FAN
20-04-2004, 05:26 PM
Love Is In the air da da da da da da love Is In theeeeeee air do do do
Goldberg Basher
21-04-2004, 12:01 AM
You never know she may make an appearance tomorrow night.
mrgins
21-04-2004, 01:50 AM
at the game or online? Will you say hello this time?
Goldberg Basher
21-04-2004, 10:58 PM
Of course but I didn't see her tonight. And I had my camera.
mrgins
22-04-2004, 01:25 AM
wasn't mrs GB with you?
:lux: PALACE:love:
Goldberg Basher
23-04-2004, 12:09 AM
She soesn't support CPFC.
mrgins
23-04-2004, 01:45 AM
WHAAAAAAAAAAAT???????!!!!!!!!!
My wife thinks a football is something you throw and chase while wearing 200lbs of protective gear:rolleyes:
Goldberg Basher
23-04-2004, 08:21 PM
She supports NFFC.
mrgins
26-04-2004, 12:49 AM
grounds for divorce?
Goldberg Basher
26-04-2004, 11:51 AM
The rivalry's good.
mrgins
27-04-2004, 01:16 AM
interesting table talk
Goldberg Basher
27-04-2004, 01:08 PM
1faa
More interesting pillow talk when she has the NFFC linen on the bed.
mrgins
28-04-2004, 02:16 AM
no wonder you still wet the bed!
Goldberg Basher
28-04-2004, 05:27 AM
Hah! That would be funny. :D
mrgins
29-04-2004, 01:46 AM
your life would be over if you did!
Goldberg Basher
29-04-2004, 08:38 PM
Why don't Palace make any king-size duvet sets? Could get my own back then.
mrgins
30-04-2004, 02:08 AM
maybe they will when we're kings of the premiere
Goldberg Basher
30-04-2004, 09:53 AM
Hope so on both counts.
mrgins
01-05-2004, 12:31 AM
I said kings, not counts!
Goldberg Basher
01-05-2004, 07:04 PM
Well I'll settle for counts.
mrgins
01-05-2004, 07:05 PM
set your sights high young man
Goldberg Basher
01-05-2004, 07:09 PM
If I can count on us winning the play-offs and staying in the prem next season then that's fine by me.
mrgins
01-05-2004, 07:20 PM
If we go up, I'll come over to see them next season:p
Goldberg Basher
01-05-2004, 07:29 PM
Not at Cardiff?
mrgins
02-05-2004, 01:05 AM
too soon, this is my busiest time of the year
Goldberg Basher
02-05-2004, 09:47 AM
Yeah but we're talking about a weekend not a fortnight.
mrgins
02-05-2004, 01:55 PM
I work weekends too:sob:
Goldberg Basher
02-05-2004, 03:00 PM
Take a break man. Surely you can rely on someone to look after it for you? If you can spare the time to of gone away last weekend you can be in Cardiff. No excuses.
mrgins
03-05-2004, 01:07 AM
I gave up going to my niece's wedding last year so I could take my team to a tournament. If I come over just to see palace, she'll string me up by my nads.
Goldberg Basher
03-05-2004, 09:01 AM
Who wears the trousers in your relationship?
mrgins
03-05-2004, 11:56 PM
At least I don't wear my wife's underwear:D
Goldberg Basher
04-05-2004, 01:55 PM
Are you too big for them? Would she notice the skidmarks?
mrgins
10-05-2004, 05:33 PM
of course not! the milkman nicked them!
Goldberg Basher
10-05-2004, 08:05 PM
Was he looking for full payment at the time?
mrgins
10-05-2004, 09:39 PM
I think she pays him upfront
Goldberg Basher
10-05-2004, 09:44 PM
Plenty of cream?
mrgins
11-05-2004, 12:05 AM
sick puppy:eek:
Goldberg Basher
11-05-2004, 12:12 AM
I never mentioned animals ... That came from your mind.
mrgins
12-05-2004, 02:21 AM
OK, but don't tell anyone else
Goldberg Basher
12-05-2004, 12:31 PM
Just between us two then.
mrgins
12-05-2004, 10:25 PM
and the wallaby
Goldberg Basher
12-05-2004, 10:34 PM
You must be fit ...
mrgins
13-05-2004, 01:26 AM
so's the wallaby:p
Benzhiyi
13-05-2004, 09:26 PM
Tie me kangeroo down, sport...
Goldberg Basher
13-05-2004, 09:39 PM
He must enjoy the jumping.
Scrapcots FA
13-05-2004, 10:17 PM
Did you not mean humping?
Goldberg Basher
13-05-2004, 10:18 PM
Experienced walabies then?
Scrapcots FA
13-05-2004, 10:20 PM
Yes, they are only stunted kangaroos
Goldberg Basher
14-05-2004, 12:10 AM
Still good humpers though?
mrgins
14-05-2004, 01:59 AM
1f99
better than some of my old girlfriends
Goldberg Basher
15-05-2004, 08:50 PM
More get up and go that just go, I imagine...
mrgins
15-05-2004, 10:38 PM
are you speaking from experience?
Goldberg Basher
15-05-2004, 11:01 PM
Aren't you the one with all the experience?
mrgins
16-05-2004, 12:13 AM
didn't I teach you everything I know?
Goldberg Basher
16-05-2004, 12:14 AM
Aren't I still on my first wife? ;)
mrgins
16-05-2004, 12:15 AM
are you a slow learner?
Goldberg Basher
16-05-2004, 12:16 AM
Can you speak slower please?
mrgins
16-05-2004, 12:23 AM
A...r....e......y....o....u...a....s....l....o.... w....l....e...a.....r....n....e....r...?
Goldberg Basher
16-05-2004, 12:26 AM
Like your son's driving lessons?
Scrapcots FA
16-05-2004, 12:26 AM
Not that slow.
Christ, this posting malarky is addictive
mrgins
16-05-2004, 12:29 AM
I have to keep telling him to slow down.
You're trapped scrapcot, you can't leave now!
Goldberg Basher
16-05-2004, 12:30 AM
Turn off your PC now! I started bilging in December and already got 32,000 posts. Bad for your relationships, believe me!
Scrapcots FA
16-05-2004, 12:30 AM
That is so how much it feels like. But you get to the point that if you don't do it, you will miss something.
mrgins
16-05-2004, 12:31 AM
Did I miss something:eek:?
Goldberg Basher
16-05-2004, 12:34 AM
93 minutes of pure adrenaline Friday night.
Scrapcots FA
16-05-2004, 12:35 AM
Thats funny, We had 93 minutes tonight.
Is it a playoff conspiracy
Goldberg Basher
16-05-2004, 12:37 AM
Who was playing tonight?
Scrapcots FA
17-05-2004, 11:36 PM
H'pool vs Bristol Titty
mrgins
18-05-2004, 02:14 AM
PHANPHUKKINGTASTIC:lux:
I can't believe we did it after giving up two quick goals:lux: :lux: :lux:
Scrapcots FA
18-05-2004, 09:23 AM
I can honestly say, that I felt so sorry for Jason Mcateer when he missed the penalty.........Hang on....You what? Sorry, instead of editing this.........I can honestly say that I felt no sorrow whatsoever when he missed..........Is that better?
FourtyTwo
18-05-2004, 11:27 AM
I hate him, I really, really hate him. The way he was goaded Jules after the red card was just so infuriating, I wish Gray had got through to him and just nutted him one!
Scrapcots FA
19-05-2004, 08:28 PM
Mcateer, IMHO is a prat, he will never learn, and missing the penalty just shows that what comes around goes around. Maybe it was just desserts for the goading.
Goldberg Basher
19-05-2004, 10:25 PM
Well he will pay the price forit. I'm sure missing that penalty will stick in his mind for many years to come.
mrgins
20-05-2004, 03:06 AM
ha ha ha ho ho ho he he he
Goldberg Basher
20-05-2004, 08:32 PM
Apparently McCarthy has denied he's leaving Sunderland. They deserve each other.
Scrapcots FA
21-05-2004, 09:24 PM
Mcateer is off, not retained, rumour is he is going to sign for a Sunday League team
Goldberg Basher
22-05-2004, 11:34 AM
Won't miss that big shit one bit.
Scrapcots FA
26-05-2004, 10:10 PM
He was just a little shit. Whingeing little man, never fu*kin happy, and the Sunderland fans are happy he has gone.
Goldberg Basher
28-05-2004, 12:03 AM
He was happy, remember the smile when Gray was being sent off?
mrgins
28-05-2004, 12:50 AM
Lets hope he doesn't cost us promotion because of that sending off
Goldberg Basher
28-05-2004, 07:04 AM
I'm sure Tommy Black will do well enough.
monkey
28-05-2004, 06:32 PM
fecking 'ell,I bet this thread's going to take a bashing tonight!!!!!!
palace fans=:S: ..................we wished!!!!!!:bash:
Scrapcots FA
29-05-2004, 01:06 AM
1f59
5 past two in morning, just over twelve hours
Goldberg Basher
30-05-2004, 12:06 PM
Too feckin' tired last night to bilge. Just had time to download my pictures into the Gallery.
Goldberg Basher
30-05-2004, 12:07 PM
Also, there was no one around when I checked at 4:30 am. Not even Ginny! Where were you?
Scrapcots FA
30-05-2004, 01:55 PM
4.30 am in the land of bedsville
Goldberg Basher
30-05-2004, 03:00 PM
Expected to find someone :(
mrgins
01-06-2004, 03:02 AM
Did you forget I was gone for a few days? Just got back an hour ago
Goldberg Basher
01-06-2004, 10:48 AM
Have a good time. We did over here. :lux:
mrgins
02-06-2004, 02:41 AM
what did you do?
Goldberg Basher
02-06-2004, 06:33 AM
What did you think we did in Cardiff?
mrgins
04-06-2004, 01:26 AM
chess tournament, went to the library?
Goldberg Basher
04-06-2004, 06:39 PM
Glad you didn't come then if that's what you'd get up to ...
mrgins
05-06-2004, 12:21 AM
have to watch out for my blood pressure
Goldberg Basher
05-06-2004, 12:22 AM
Where's it gone?
mrgins
05-06-2004, 01:12 AM
weren't you supposed to be watching it?
Goldberg Basher
05-06-2004, 10:16 AM
Hitting the roof?
mrgins
06-06-2004, 01:12 AM
actually its probably lower than yours:p
Goldberg Basher
06-06-2004, 01:13 AM
Well mine is perfect for my age.
Scrapcots FA
06-06-2004, 01:23 AM
It will get worse
Goldberg Basher
06-06-2004, 01:24 AM
Not if I stay healthy.
mrgins
07-06-2004, 01:01 AM
is it better than 112 over 80?
Goldberg Basher
07-06-2004, 05:40 AM
I don't know what it is but my GP told me itwas perfectly normal last year.
mrgins
08-06-2004, 02:48 AM
normal for what?
Goldberg Basher
08-06-2004, 08:36 AM
For a 31 year old.
mrgins
09-06-2004, 02:15 AM
but you're 32
Goldberg Basher
09-06-2004, 08:33 AM
But I got my blood pressure taken LAST year ...
mrgins
09-06-2004, 11:56 PM
does your blood still feel the pressure?
Goldberg Basher
09-06-2004, 11:57 PM
Does your heart still go pitter patter?
mrgins
10-06-2004, 12:14 AM
are you a blueblood?
Goldberg Basher
10-06-2004, 07:07 AM
What's the story, morning glory?
mrgins
10-06-2004, 08:55 PM
not much, younger boy off to odp camp in new jersey, older kid graduating on sat.
mrgins
10-06-2004, 08:55 PM
not much, younger boy off to odp camp in new jersey, older kid graduating on sat.
mrgins
10-06-2004, 08:56 PM
oo er, deja vu all over again!
Goldberg Basher
10-06-2004, 08:58 PM
You off on holiday this year?
mrgins
11-06-2004, 02:23 AM
holiday? wots that?
Goldberg Basher
11-06-2004, 04:30 PM
Vacation then. :rolleyes:
mrgins
13-06-2004, 01:15 AM
not this year:sob:
Goldberg Basher
13-06-2004, 02:09 AM
I'm sure you deserve one.
mrgins
13-06-2004, 10:44 PM
you're right. I'm going to be a chaperone for my boys odp team for a few days in july. not exactly a vacation but a few days away
Goldberg Basher
14-06-2004, 10:36 AM
1fe3
ODP?
FourtyTwo
14-06-2004, 10:47 AM
ah, a holiday! that would be nice!
mrgins
15-06-2004, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by Goldberg Basher
ODP?
olympic development program, each state has one and then players are picked for regional and then national teams
Goldberg Basher
15-06-2004, 11:49 PM
Has he got lots of potential then?
mrgins
16-06-2004, 03:01 AM
its possible he could make regional. he'd be the only vermont U15 player to make it this year.
Goldberg Basher
16-06-2004, 05:31 AM
What would he specialise in?
Rich21T
16-06-2004, 05:26 PM
jsut found this thread, so if im up at a stupid time then i will come and post! :d
Goldberg Basher
16-06-2004, 06:17 PM
Please don't.
mrgins
16-06-2004, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by Goldberg Basher
What would he specialise in?
goalkeeper
Goldberg Basher
16-06-2004, 09:41 PM
:rolleyes: Forgot the Olympics inclde Football ...
mrgins
17-06-2004, 02:17 AM
you need a vacation:rolleyes:
Goldberg Basher
17-06-2004, 09:41 AM
You'll get a vacation from me come the end of this week.
mrgins
18-06-2004, 02:50 AM
Well its aboouuut time!
Goldberg Basher
18-06-2004, 10:09 AM
Don't miss me then ...
:sob:
mrgins
22-06-2004, 01:18 AM
I've been gone for three days!
and I missed you:sob:
Goldberg Basher
22-06-2004, 06:51 AM
:lux:
mrgins
23-06-2004, 02:29 AM
calm down
Goldberg Basher
23-06-2004, 08:12 AM
:hi:
ebyeeckeagle
23-06-2004, 11:35 PM
Not so much for insomniacs than an intimate meeting place for Mrgins and GB
mrgins
24-06-2004, 02:22 AM
You mean you didn't know about the two of us?
Goldberg Basher
24-06-2004, 05:39 AM
It's the only time he rises (according to his wife). ;)
mrgins
25-06-2004, 03:32 PM
she's always said she gets a rise out of me:p
Goldberg Basher
25-06-2004, 11:19 PM
Risen early today so looks like you'll be early to bed too.
mrgins
26-06-2004, 01:32 AM
always ready for bed
Goldberg Basher
26-06-2004, 06:25 AM
I was last night.
mrgins
27-06-2004, 02:44 AM
to sleep, perchance to get laid?
Goldberg Basher
27-06-2004, 07:16 AM
both
mrgins
28-06-2004, 02:26 AM
you animal!
Goldberg Basher
29-06-2004, 09:44 AM
Yeah, Baby!
ebyeeckeagle
29-06-2004, 03:56 PM
Strictly speaking, GB uses this thread at inappropriate times...oops.
Goldberg Basher
29-06-2004, 03:57 PM
Who told you that?
ebyeeckeagle
29-06-2004, 04:04 PM
your posting times
Goldberg Basher
29-06-2004, 04:06 PM
Nothing wrong with when I post.
ebyeeckeagle
29-06-2004, 04:11 PM
http://forums.cpfc.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16756&perpage=25&pagenumber=1
Of complete and utter irrelevance:D
I was merely jesting:clown:
Goldberg Basher
29-06-2004, 04:19 PM
Everyone posts in Late Night ...
ebyeeckeagle
29-06-2004, 07:59 PM
Might just watch CSI before bed, then maybe a bit of the news, Newsnight then bed for defo. Or mabe some Eurosport. If we were playing tomorrow I would be so bloody excited now.....................
13f
mrgins
30-06-2004, 02:32 AM
I'm falling asleep at the keyboard
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