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little al
01-10-2009, 09:18 PM
Well I think I'll be keeping my knickers on if I wear those shorts
Will it be like wearing a panty pad?
Barbara4003
01-10-2009, 09:19 PM
Will it be like wearing a panty pad?
Well sort of I suppose.
Doris.x
01-10-2009, 09:20 PM
They are good i used to wear them:p I have become hard to the saddle now and dont need them :)
Does that mean you've got callous' on your buttocks :eek:
little al
01-10-2009, 09:23 PM
Does that mean you've got callous' on your buttocks :eek:
Hard cnt innit.
Sophie_9
01-10-2009, 09:25 PM
Hard cnt innit.
yeah of course al.
Dont be so daft you just get used to it in the end.
little al
01-10-2009, 09:29 PM
yeah of course al.
Dont be so daft you just get used to it in the end.
Whoosh.
Sophie_9
01-10-2009, 09:32 PM
Whoosh.
Its been a hard week al, whoops:D
lanepe
01-10-2009, 09:32 PM
That you really shouldn't put off that which you know you should have faced for a while.
Lizzy
01-10-2009, 09:33 PM
Your op?
lanepe
01-10-2009, 09:33 PM
Yeah
mrgins
01-10-2009, 11:08 PM
yeah of course al.
Dont be so daft you just get used to it in the end.
which end?
Barbara4003
02-10-2009, 11:34 AM
Last night I learnt that Marco Polo was a Dalmatian.
Obviously, not the dog variety.
Is Dalmatia near Italy? I always thought he was Italian :confused:
Last night I learnt that Marco Polo was a Dalmatian.
Obviously, not the dog variety.
Is Dalmatia near Italy? I always thought he was Italian :confused:
You learnt wrong I'm afraid.
Polo was a Venetian in terms of his home city, but no-one knows anything much about where he was born (although Venice itself is what most agree on).
Ant.Palace
02-10-2009, 11:42 AM
Maz is feeling ok again then. :D
Barbara4003
02-10-2009, 11:43 AM
You learnt wrong I'm afraid.
Polo was a Venetian in terms of his home city, but no-one knows anything much about where he was born (although Venice itself is what most agree on).
Bloomin' QI
:hmph:
I thought it was wrong.
Barbara4003
02-10-2009, 11:43 AM
Maz is feeling ok again then. :D
Maz wouldn't be Maz if he wasn't Maz :D
jone-zee
02-10-2009, 11:45 AM
You learnt wrong I'm afraid.
Polo was a Venetian in terms of his home city, but no-one knows anything much about where he was born (although Venice itself is what most agree on).
Havent you got an appointment with Christiaan Barnaard?
1f85
Sorry to care about the facts.
I'll just go to a corner and expire quietly then.
:(
kitticat
02-10-2009, 11:46 AM
Maz wouldn't be Maz if he wasn't Maz :D
:confused: :confused:
:D
Barbara4003
02-10-2009, 11:51 AM
Sorry to care about the facts.
I'll just go to a corner and expire quietly then.
:(
Oh, don't expire.
Who will correct all the mis-facts Stephen Fry supplies me with?
:(
Barbara4003
02-10-2009, 11:51 AM
:confused: :confused:
:D
I know :confused:
What I meant was Maz wouldn't be Maz if he wasn't Mazlike.
Does that make more sense? :)
little al
02-10-2009, 11:52 AM
I am rubbish at putting up polls:(
howard
02-10-2009, 12:14 PM
I have learnt that it is nice to just chill; it has been a busy week down on the barge, today we are just resting, before we drive up to Sydenham later tonight,for the game tomorrow.
Ant.Palace
02-10-2009, 12:15 PM
I am rubbish at putting up polls:(
Yeah, that's one i learnt today too.:D
Lizzy
02-10-2009, 01:00 PM
That if you don't eat for 20 hours you get a bit hungry.
my tummy is making properly weird noises.
Ant.Palace
02-10-2009, 01:06 PM
That if you don't eat for 20 hours you get a bit hungry.
my tummy is making properly weird noises.
Eat then, woman!
Barbara4003
02-10-2009, 01:14 PM
I learnt the opposite to Lizzy.
That if you eat when you really aren't hungry, it makes you feel sick :(
selhurstparkflyer
02-10-2009, 01:44 PM
Do you go by the alias of Jonathan, by any chance?
Eh?
Sadly, my night did not quite turn out as planned.
I got home, found that I had lost my keys, so couldn't get into my flat, so I phoned said ladies, apologised profusely and made arrangements for next week instead.
I ended up staying with a 'friend'.
Barbara4003
02-10-2009, 01:54 PM
Eh?
It's ok. The moment's passed.
selhurstparkflyer
02-10-2009, 01:56 PM
Oh yes, just got it. Sadly not.
Ant.Palace
02-10-2009, 02:06 PM
I learnt the opposite to Lizzy.
That if you eat when you really aren't hungry, it makes you feel sick :(
Coconut cake?:)
kitticat
02-10-2009, 02:11 PM
That kitchens seem to make themselves messy even if you are away for 2 weeks, I am up to my eyeballs in cleaning products and stink of hair dye bleach and all purpose cleaner.
Barbara4003
02-10-2009, 02:13 PM
Coconut cake?:)
No. I didn't get round to making it :(
I might make it on Tuesday :)
Ant.Palace
02-10-2009, 02:34 PM
That kitchens seem to make themselves messy even if you are away for 2 weeks, I am up to my eyeballs in cleaning products and stink of hair dye bleach and all purpose cleaner.
You clean your kitchen with hair dye bleach!? :eek:
Is this a Kim & Aggie trade secret? :D
kitticat
02-10-2009, 02:37 PM
You clean your kitchen with hair dye bleach!? :eek:
Is this a Kim & Aggie trade secret? :D
I have to sit for about an hour with my colour in just to freshen it up, whilst waiting I thought I would clean my house.
Barbara4003
02-10-2009, 02:38 PM
I have to sit for about an hour with my colour in just to freshen it up, whilst waiting I thought I would clean my house.
An hour? :eek:
Are you sure? It's normally 25 minutes, maximum.
kitticat
02-10-2009, 02:40 PM
An hour? :eek:
Are you sure? It's normally 25 minutes, maximum.
Its paintbox colour to keep the fringe red and vibrant, it doesn't harm the hair at all
Barbara4003
02-10-2009, 02:43 PM
Its paintbox colour to keep the fringe red and vibrant, it doesn't harm the hair at all
That's what I've got in mine at the moment. They only left it on for 25 minutes though :)
kitticat
02-10-2009, 02:46 PM
That's what I've got in mine at the moment. They only left it on for 25 minutes though :)
I got carried away with the cleaning. I'm a right neat freak when it comes to this flat :)
Ant.Palace
02-10-2009, 02:51 PM
I got carried away with the cleaning. I'm a right neat freak when it comes to this flat :)
Can you do my house please.
Lizzy
02-10-2009, 03:38 PM
That buying new clothes makes me very happy - much happier than it probably should.
sexyrazor
02-10-2009, 03:48 PM
Lettings agents are incompetant wankers.
1fb0
Barbara4003
02-10-2009, 03:49 PM
That if you persist enough, someone will eventually try and answer your question :lux:
Ant.Palace
02-10-2009, 04:11 PM
That if you persist enough, someone will eventually try and answer your question :lux:
You been asking Maz for the time again?
It's time you got a watch.
Barbara4003
02-10-2009, 04:15 PM
You been asking Maz for the time again?
I don't need to. I wear a watch.
Plus the other advantage to wearing a watch is, it lets you know the date.
Except mine is wrong. It says it's the 1 October today.
DocSavage
02-10-2009, 04:17 PM
I don't need to. I wear a watch.
Plus the other advantage to wearing a watch is, it lets you know the date.
Except mine is wrong. It says it's the 1 October today.
hi babs do you have one of them big watches which glow in the dark from the 70's?
Barbara4003
02-10-2009, 04:21 PM
hi babs do you have one of them big watches which glow in the dark from the 70's?
:hi:
No. I used to have one like that and it played The Yellow Rose of Texas if you pressed a certain button on it :p
Ant.Palace
02-10-2009, 04:28 PM
I don't need to. I wear a watch.
Plus the other advantage to wearing a watch is, it lets you know the date.
Except mine is wrong. It says it's the 1 October today.
My phone tells the date too. It's amazing!
My phone tells the date too. It's amazing!And every time you want to know the time or the date you have to get yoru phone out.
I just have to look at my wrist.
Amazing!
thefox
02-10-2009, 04:30 PM
My phone tells the date too. It's amazing!
What does it tell the date, not to turn up he is shit in bed ?
Barbara4003
02-10-2009, 04:34 PM
My phone tells the date too. It's amazing!
My phone is usually buried in my handbag though.
It's no fun rummaging through your handbag trying to find it, don't you find?
Ant. Get a watch. Then you can be in our clique :lux:
Barbara4003
02-10-2009, 04:35 PM
What does it tell the date, not to turn up he is shit in bed ?
I actually smiled at that post, foxy.
You're improving.
JHJ EAGLE
02-10-2009, 04:38 PM
That my wife no longer has H2N1.
Barbara4003
02-10-2009, 04:45 PM
I learnt today that I don't know what H2N1 means :confused:
JHJ EAGLE
02-10-2009, 04:47 PM
I learnt today that I don't know what H2N1 means :confused:
Barbara my wife had swine flu.:(
All better now though:)
Barbara4003
02-10-2009, 04:55 PM
Barbara my wife had swine flu.:(
All better now though:)
Oh. I think I did know that.
I'm glad she's better now though :)
Lizzy
02-10-2009, 05:17 PM
It's not H2N1
It's H1N1
not that it matters
JHJ EAGLE
02-10-2009, 05:46 PM
It's not H2N1
It's H1N1
not that it matters
If you say so
eagle1980
02-10-2009, 09:23 PM
i learnt how to put pics on the bbs threads
mrgins
02-10-2009, 11:11 PM
I learned that players respond to and respect you when you show you mean business and won't accept a half assed job on the field
Eye-dee
05-10-2009, 11:20 AM
That Hawaii Five O was named because Hawaii is the 50th state.
I knew it was the 50th state but never, even after all these years, made the connection.
http://www.emofaces.com/en/emoticons/d/dunce-emoticon.gif
Ant.Palace
05-10-2009, 11:28 AM
That Hawaii Five O was named because Hawaii is the 50th state.
I knew it was the 50th state but never, even after all these years, made the connection.
http://www.emofaces.com/en/emoticons/d/dunce-emoticon.gif
If it helps i didnt know that either.:clown:
Ant.Palace
05-10-2009, 11:33 AM
I learnt it takes a baby 6 to 8 weeks after being born before its eyes can produce tears.
Barbara4003
05-10-2009, 11:34 AM
If it helps i didnt know that either.:clown:
I did :D
Ant.Palace
05-10-2009, 11:35 AM
I did :D
smartarse
Barbara4003
05-10-2009, 11:39 AM
smartarse
I hope you bought Freya a nice treat after Saturday's result :lux:
Ant.Palace
05-10-2009, 12:00 PM
1f5c
I hope you bought Freya a nice treat after Saturday's result :lux:
Yes i bought her a chicken kebab for dinner. She was chuffed we won. It was the first game she actually sat and watched (rather than getting distracted halfway through.)
jone-zee
05-10-2009, 12:32 PM
That Hawaii Five O was named because Hawaii is the 50th state.
I knew it was the 50th state but never, even after all these years, made the connection.
DannDannDannDannDannDanns.............
Eye-dee
05-10-2009, 12:55 PM
DannDannDannDannDannDanns.............
Hmm. That's probably wasted on me because, like so many other TV programmes, I have never actually watched Hawaii Five O :(
Ant.Palace
05-10-2009, 01:40 PM
Hmm. That's probably wasted on me because, like so many other TV programmes, I have never actually watched Hawaii Five O :(
You didn't miss much. The theme tune was the best thing about it.
little al
05-10-2009, 04:30 PM
I have today learnt for the first time, that Mellors can be funny.
Ant.Palace
07-10-2009, 04:51 PM
The proper name for a Swedish Horse is a Dalecarlian horse.
Barbara4003
07-10-2009, 05:03 PM
Today I learnt that Ant's wife makes horse shaped cakes.
GoodFriday69
07-10-2009, 05:19 PM
Today I learned I still have a job unlike five of my colleagues.
Lizzy
07-10-2009, 06:06 PM
Today I learnt my son has to have an operation :(
Nothing serious but requires general anaesthetic.
nathe
07-10-2009, 06:07 PM
Today i have learnt that sophies tits aren't where they should be.
little al
07-10-2009, 06:14 PM
Today I learnt my son has to have an operation :(
Nothing serious but requires general anaesthetic.
Hope he is ok L.
Sophie_9
07-10-2009, 06:15 PM
Today I learnt my son has to have an operation :(
Nothing serious but requires general anaesthetic.
Hope he is ok and that you are braver than me, I passed out yesterday when Fred was put to sleep :(
Barbara4003
07-10-2009, 07:05 PM
Today I learnt my son has to have an operation :(
Nothing serious but requires general anaesthetic.
:(
Hope he's ok, little sweetie that he is.
m355y
07-10-2009, 07:08 PM
Today I learnt my son has to have an operation :(
Nothing serious but requires general anaesthetic.
Can totally understand how worrying this is for a parent. Hope he's OK.
James
07-10-2009, 07:14 PM
Today I learnt my son has to have an operation :(
Nothing serious but requires general anaesthetic.
Really sorry to hear that. I remember when Eddie was just over a year old, and he needed an operation under GA. Watching the little chap being wheeled into the theatre was one of the toughest things I have done. I am not ashamed to say that I was in tears.
Of course he was fine, just as JAT will be - but it's a tough time for a parent.
Steve M
07-10-2009, 07:28 PM
Having just suddenly (but hopefully temporarily) lost most of the hearing in my left ear I have learnt that if push came to shove I would rather be blind than deaf.
Sophie_9
07-10-2009, 07:30 PM
Having just suddenly (but hopefully temporarily) lost most of the hearing in my left ear I have learnt that if push came to shove I would rather be blind than deaf.
I'm sure you wouldn't, my daughter hates being deaf but I know she would never want to be blind.
kitticat
07-10-2009, 07:41 PM
Having just suddenly (but hopefully temporarily) lost most of the hearing in my left ear I have learnt that if push came to shove I would rather be blind than deaf.
Are you mad loss you can deal with, yes its a pain in the arse but you learn to live with it.
jolly
07-10-2009, 07:43 PM
Today I learnt my son has to have an operation :(
Nothing serious but requires general anaesthetic.
sorry to hear this I'm sure he'll be fine
Ant.Palace
07-10-2009, 08:00 PM
Today I learnt my son has to have an operation :(
Nothing serious but requires general anaesthetic.
Hope the little fellows ok. :)
anna matronic
07-10-2009, 09:23 PM
Having just suddenly (but hopefully temporarily) lost most of the hearing in my left ear I have learnt that if push came to shove I would rather be blind than deaf.
After a burst eardrum I was temporarily 60% deaf in my right ear for a good while. As awful as it was, I would still never want to be blind.
I wouldn't wish to be either though.
lanepe
07-10-2009, 11:34 PM
That travelling all day is shit.
Doris.x
08-10-2009, 12:20 AM
Today I learnt my son has to have an operation :(
Nothing serious but requires general anaesthetic.
Oh, poor little soul, hope he is ok :p
Doris.x
08-10-2009, 12:21 AM
1f7c
That I have a lot of nice friends on BBS
Maidstoned Eagle
08-10-2009, 06:16 AM
That I have a lot of nice friends on BBS
Do you? Who?:D
Doris.x
08-10-2009, 06:53 AM
Do you? Who?:D
Well, you're on my list..................
.................somewhere :D :hi:
babyeagle
08-10-2009, 08:30 AM
that my son doesnt need me as much now as he is growing up fast:( :sob:
Steve M
08-10-2009, 09:21 AM
Are you mad loss you can deal with, yes its a pain in the arse but you learn to live with it.
Sure, you learn to live with it, as you do with blindness I imagine. But for me life without the joy of music would be no life at all.
Two vitally important pieces of information to fascinate absolutely anybody you will meet, ever:
1. Selhurst is named after the Anglo Saxon for "dwelling in a wood". Evidence of a Saxon settlement was found when Selhurst railway station was built.
2. Lionel Jeffries, who played Dick Van Dyke's dad in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, is actually a year younger than Dick Van Dyke... altogether now: "Port Out, Starboard Home, Posh with a capital P!"
pumaspalace
08-10-2009, 04:07 PM
that giving maoam (is that how you spell it?) to your dog is not a good idea! :eek:
selhurstparkflyer
08-10-2009, 04:10 PM
Two vitally important pieces of information to fascinate absolutely anybody you will meet, ever:
1. Selhurst is named after the Anglo Saxon for "dwelling in a wood". Evidence of a Saxon settlement was found when Selhurst railway station was built.
2. Lionel Jeffries, who played Dick Van Dyke's dad in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, is actually a year younger than Dick Van Dyke... altogether now: "Port Out, Starboard Home, Posh with a capital P!"
Thanks. I have now learnt all that today.
Sophie_9
08-10-2009, 04:17 PM
My fish wasn't really dead:eek:
He did look it though :(
kitticat
08-10-2009, 04:19 PM
I have learnt that Lydd Airport was used in Goldfinger
Ant.Palace
09-10-2009, 07:33 AM
Shaggy's (from Scooby Doo) real name is Norville Rogers.
Maidstoned Eagle
09-10-2009, 07:35 AM
I have learnt that Lydd Airport was used in Goldfinger
And Manston was used in The World Is Not Enough.
Barbara4003
09-10-2009, 08:17 AM
I learnt last night that Ian Flemings middle name was Lancaster.
I never knew that.
Eye-dee
09-10-2009, 08:43 AM
My fish wasn't really dead:eek:
He did look it though :(
Did he have his fins crossed over his chest?
Sweetpea!
09-10-2009, 10:29 AM
This: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hum
Sophie_9
09-10-2009, 10:50 AM
Did he have his fins crossed over his chest?
He looked dead until I emptied him out the tank:D
Archie is alive and well
Barbara4003
09-10-2009, 12:23 PM
Today I learnt that lemon curd yoghurts are really nice :)
And also that I am bored today.
[QUOTE=Tony] Two vitally important pieces of information to fascinate absolutely anybody you will meet, ever:
1. Selhurst is named after the Anglo Saxon for "dwelling in a wood". Evidence of a Saxon settlement was found when Selhurst railway station was built.
[QUOTE]
Heavers Meadow is an open space covering an area of 8.75 acres with a footpath through a flood meadow!
Barbara4003
09-10-2009, 12:37 PM
Hampstead originally meant 'home for pigs', apparently.
DocSavage
09-10-2009, 12:40 PM
shortlands is from the celtic meaning fields run up from the river (ravensbourne) rather than along it as was normal
[QUOTE=Tony] Two vitally important pieces of information to fascinate absolutely anybody you will meet, ever:
1. Selhurst is named after the Anglo Saxon for "dwelling in a wood". Evidence of a Saxon settlement was found when Selhurst railway station was built.
[QUOTE]
Heavers Meadow is an open space covering an area of 8.75 acres with a footpath through a flood meadow!
Nork1
09-10-2009, 09:24 PM
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cupid stunt
09-10-2009, 09:47 PM
Watching an old harry enfield and chums, and it`s just not funny. I remember i used to find it amusing.
Eye-dee
10-10-2009, 09:24 AM
Watching an old harry enfield and chums, and it`s just not funny. I remember i used to find it amusing.
The old black and white stuff is still hilarious I reckon though :D
Barbara4003
10-10-2009, 09:32 AM
Why don't we find things funny anymore, when we used to?
Can humour 'date'?
It's odd, I think.
1f70
Barbara4003
10-10-2009, 10:46 AM
Today I learnt that when the Jews were falsifying documents during the war, they often used a shelled, boiled egg to lift a copy of the stamp they needed, then rolled the egg on the false document to reproduce the stamp.
jone-zee
10-10-2009, 11:18 AM
Why don't we find things funny anymore, when we used to?
Can humour 'date'?
It's odd, I think.
Not a dig at anyone but I reckon if some things are 'in Vogue' people find it funny to be with the crowd.When that goes out of fashion they realise that they didnt enjoy it as much as they claimed
little al
10-10-2009, 11:19 AM
Not a dig at anyone but I reckon if some things are 'in Vogue' people find it funny to be with the crowd.When that goes out of fashion they realise that they didnt enjoy it as much as they claimed
The Office?
Eye-dee
10-10-2009, 11:21 AM
The Office?
I love the office, but it is like Marmite.
Ant.Palace
10-10-2009, 11:21 AM
The Office?
No, Al, that wasn't funny to start with.
Barbara4003
10-10-2009, 11:22 AM
I have watched The Office twice.
I didn't laugh once. It's just not funny.
Ant.Palace
10-10-2009, 11:26 AM
I have watched The Office twice.
I didn't laugh once. It's just not funny.
Exactly.
jone-zee
10-10-2009, 11:27 AM
The Office?
Good example Al. Mind you I reckon in this case a lot pretended they found it funny because it was they who were being portrayed :)
little al
10-10-2009, 11:32 AM
No, Al, that wasn't funny to start with.
Exactly, it was a pile of shite that the trendys pretend to like.
Sophie_9
10-10-2009, 11:33 AM
I have watched The Office twice.
I didn't laugh once. It's just not funny.
It's not funny at all.
Eye-dee
10-10-2009, 11:35 AM
Exactly, it was a pile of shite that the trendys pretend to like.
:(
Ant.Palace
10-10-2009, 12:04 PM
Al Capone's business card stated he was a used furniture salesman.
cupid stunt
10-10-2009, 12:16 PM
The office was funny in my opinion, not everyones cup of rosie quite obviously, but i enjoyed the subtlety of the humour, the attention to detail and the cringeworthyness.
Just like music we all have different tastes, just how it is.
little al
10-10-2009, 12:44 PM
:(
And some non trendys it seems.
biggus mickus
10-10-2009, 12:50 PM
I have learnt that Maidstoned can throw up overnight without waking the household. This is a good thing.
little al
10-10-2009, 12:51 PM
I have learnt that Maidstoned can throw up overnight without waking the household. This is a good thing.
Good night then?:o :o :lux:
Sophie_9
10-10-2009, 12:52 PM
I have learnt that Maidstoned can throw up overnight without waking the household. This is a good thing.
He went to bed early aswell, lightweight:)
biggus mickus
10-10-2009, 12:55 PM
He went to bed early aswell, lightweight:)
Mitch took some pics of Danni wasted.:) I will use them as I see fit, as I am a complete ****.:D
Danni was very tired. Pete snores like a freight train. Bless him.
Sophie_9
10-10-2009, 12:56 PM
Mitch took some pics of Danni wasted.:) I will use them as I see fit, as I am a complete ****.:D
Danni was very tired. Pete snores like a freight train. Bless him.
You wouldn't be that mean:D
Pete does snore well loud.
little al
10-10-2009, 12:56 PM
Will be an interesting show :)
little al
10-10-2009, 12:56 PM
Pete does snore well loud.
But it's OK, he sicks quietly!
Ant.Palace
10-10-2009, 09:57 PM
Today i learnt that i shouldn't have been so surprised when wife went out to get a red Henry vacuum cleaner to end up coming back with a pink Hetty.
Nork1
11-10-2009, 10:17 AM
A bag of cheese and onion crisps doesn't soak up 12 pints.
Barbara4003
11-10-2009, 10:20 AM
Today i learnt that i shouldn't have been so surprised when wife went out to get a red Henry vacuum cleaner to end up coming back with a pink Hetty.
Pink Hetty is far better than red Henry.
I think she made a good choice :)
Barbara4003
11-10-2009, 12:41 PM
Last night I learnt that more men have stood on the moon, than on the bottom of the ocean.
Hilltop Meggie
11-10-2009, 05:47 PM
All of Eddie Sobart lorries, well, the cabs, are named after women.
1f75
little al
11-10-2009, 05:49 PM
All of Eddie Sobart lorries, well, the cabs, are named after women.
And all of their freight train carriages are named after men.
Psychokiller
11-10-2009, 05:53 PM
The worst drivers in central London have the words "Addison Lee" plastered over their read windscreens
biggus mickus
11-10-2009, 05:55 PM
My cat comes on evening walks with the dogs. I think its the expectation of a pint of London Pride and watching donkeys die that does it for him.
Failing that, its the wonderful views over the mountains as the sun sets. I could be wrong.
aybe its the thought of a roast dinner when he gets back to the hse?
Barbara4003
11-10-2009, 06:19 PM
All of Eddie Sobart lorries, well, the cabs, are named after women.
And they always have two names, I think
I've been searching for Barbara Ann for years now.
No luck yet though.
little al
11-10-2009, 06:22 PM
And they always have two names, I think
I've been searching for Barbara Ann for years now.
No luck yet though.
Thats not true, some only have one name.
Eye-dee
11-10-2009, 06:23 PM
Last night I learnt that more men have stood on the moon, than on the bottom of the ocean.
Allegedly ;)
little al
11-10-2009, 06:23 PM
Babs, have a butchers at this. http://www.roadtransport.com/blogs/big-lorry-blog/2008/02/eddie-stobart-truck-namesmore.html
Barbara4003
11-10-2009, 06:28 PM
Allegedly ;)
:D
That's what my mum said.
Well, she actually said, 'Pah, I don't believe that. Men have never stepped on the moon'.
Barbara4003
11-10-2009, 06:29 PM
Babs, have a butchers at this. http://www.roadtransport.com/blogs/big-lorry-blog/2008/02/eddie-stobart-truck-namesmore.html
I've seen that site before. I searched for Barbara Ann.
Nothing :(
Barbara4003
11-10-2009, 07:37 PM
Today I learnt that some people are not very nice at all and cannot be trusted.
Sad but true :(
little al
11-10-2009, 07:40 PM
Today I learnt that some people are not very nice at all and cannot be trusted.
Sad but true :(
Anyone we know?
Barbara4003
11-10-2009, 07:59 PM
Anyone we know?
;)
little al
11-10-2009, 08:02 PM
;)
I await a PM.:)
Ant.Palace
11-10-2009, 08:21 PM
I learnt Henry/Hetty Vacuum cleaners are made in Britain. Thank god we make something right! :)
Barbara4003
11-10-2009, 08:36 PM
I learnt Henry/Hetty Vacuum cleaners are made in Britain. Thank god we make something right! :)
And in pink :lux:
mrgins
11-10-2009, 09:12 PM
I learned everything I need to know about Wapping
Happy Happy FC
13-10-2009, 09:54 PM
Originally Posted by little al
A bad golfer blames his clubs.
I learnt that Direct-Golf have some good deals on Putters. Ordered one tonight :)
I have learnt that buying a new putter does not lead to better scores.
Lizzy
13-10-2009, 09:57 PM
I've learnt my new office building is quite cool.
I've also learnt that when HR say you have a new member of staff starting on 1st October - what they don't tell you is that you won't actually see them till 1st November because they are on "induction training".
anna matronic
13-10-2009, 09:58 PM
I have learnt that there are some amazing and kind men out there after years of meeting knobs :)
Only problem is two seem to turn up at the same time :sob:
Dilemma :(
Sophie_9
13-10-2009, 10:00 PM
I have learnt that there are some amazing and kind men out there after years of meeting knobs :)
Only problem is two seem to turn up at the same time :sob:
Dilemma :(
Go with the second one, if you don't I will;)
anna matronic
13-10-2009, 10:02 PM
Go with the second one, if you don't I will;)
You ******* dare :D
Barbara4003
13-10-2009, 10:03 PM
Go with the one with the car :)
Sophie_9
13-10-2009, 10:04 PM
You ******* dare :D
:hi:
Ridcully
13-10-2009, 10:06 PM
I have learnt that there are some amazing and kind men out there after years of meeting knobs :)
Only problem is two seem to turn up at the same time :sob:
Dilemma :(
deniese goodman?
no need to worry, its the same guy he just posted the message twice :D
anna matronic
13-10-2009, 10:07 PM
Go with the one with the car :)
Thats the second one!
Hmm two votes for him :D
2030
Sophie_9
13-10-2009, 10:12 PM
Thats the second one!
Hmm two votes for him :D
Second one is so lovely. :lux:
Ridcully
13-10-2009, 10:38 PM
Lizzy reads jaz mags ;) (and for some reasons tweets about it)
Lizzy
13-10-2009, 10:44 PM
I bought the magazine entitled "Glamour" NOT a glamour mag.
:)
kitticat
14-10-2009, 10:06 AM
That peoples last trains home tend to make them crazy
PalaceMonkey
14-10-2009, 10:07 AM
the vomit comet!
kitticat
14-10-2009, 10:09 AM
the vomit comet!
There was a bloody fight over a Burger at Burger king. some creep thinking he had the right to talk to me until Tunbridge Wells. and some nutcases trying to hit a train.
JHJ EAGLE
14-10-2009, 10:59 AM
No, Al, that wasn't funny to start with.
Well said.
It's not even slightly funny.
MicksSis
14-10-2009, 11:14 AM
Today, I have learnt that Nathe is extrmely helpful.:)
weltklasse
14-10-2009, 11:17 AM
Go with the one with the car :)
Dogger/ing:(
Bluewater eagle
14-10-2009, 11:20 AM
That if you try to stop an 8 1/2 stone German Shepherd running at full pelt with your arm it will rupture your bicep :sob:
Lizzy
14-10-2009, 11:20 AM
That cognitive testing on survey questions takes a bloody long time. :(
babyeagle
15-10-2009, 09:39 AM
same here my german shepard done that to me
Ant.Palace
15-10-2009, 09:54 AM
same here my german shepard done that to me
Your German Shepherd does cognitive testing on survey questions? I knew they were an intelligent species, but that's impressive! ;)
Lizzy
15-10-2009, 10:08 AM
That the BBS in crowd don't like the rest of us much.
Actually I tell a lie.....
I didn't learn that today.
Barbara4003
15-10-2009, 10:10 AM
That the BBS in crowd don't like the rest of us much.
Actually I tell a lie.....
I didn't learn that today.
Who are the in crowd?
I think I'd prefer the out crowd if the in crowd are going to be like that.
The Addonians
15-10-2009, 10:11 AM
Asbestos isn't man made but a naturally occurring mineral
Eye-dee
15-10-2009, 10:17 AM
Who are the in crowd?
I think I'd prefer the out crowd if the in crowd are going to be like that.
Me too, I like to think I'm in the in crowd but if the in crowd are out of order then I'm out of the in crowd and straight in the out crowd depending on who else is in the out crowd of course or I could be out of the out crowd out of the in crowd and not be in any crowd in or out.
Psychokiller
15-10-2009, 10:19 AM
The in crowd are those members of the BBS who haven't fallen out with Dave this week.
Barbara4003
15-10-2009, 10:21 AM
The in crowd are those members of the BBS who haven't fallen out with Dave this week.
I'm out then.
Not really a crowd then.
The "in huddle"?
Barbara4003
15-10-2009, 10:22 AM
Me too, I like to think I'm in the in crowd but if the in crowd are out of order then I'm out of the in crowd and straight in the out crowd depending on who else is in the out crowd of course or I could be out of the out crowd out of the in crowd and not be in any crowd in or out.
You sound like you're in the hokey kokey crowd :lux:
Ant.Palace
15-10-2009, 10:29 AM
I think the in crowd don't get their threads consigned to CCG.
Barbara4003
15-10-2009, 10:40 AM
And they get personal invites to secret drinks.
No point having a drink up if the location is a secret. How will they know where to meet up? :confused:
Ant.Palace
15-10-2009, 10:44 AM
I generally spot in crowd types or wannabe in crowd types by the 'hello peter' line, or the smilie that usually follows.
Barbara4003
15-10-2009, 10:47 AM
Trouble with being in the in crowd, is that you can get ousted without even realising you have been.
You're in one day, and out the next without a bye your leave (whatever that means).
Lizzy
15-10-2009, 12:02 PM
I was never in the "in crowd". Not at school, not at Uni and now not on the BBS.
Sucks to be me.
Barbara4003
15-10-2009, 12:55 PM
I was never in the "in crowd". Not at school, not at Uni and now not on the BBS.
Sucks to be me.
Best not to be in the in crowd.
Or go where the in crowd go.
And most definitely not to know what the in crowd know.
1f8f
That Dave is over-worked, underpaid, miserable and sad.
Ant.Palace
15-10-2009, 01:06 PM
Today i'm going to learn if you can get those lemon puff biscuits from Sainsburys
Barbara4003
15-10-2009, 01:07 PM
Today i'm going to learn if you can get those lemon puff biscuits from Sainsburys
Waitrose has them, if that's any help.
I just saw them on the shelf and thought of you :D
Ant.Palace
15-10-2009, 01:34 PM
Waitrose has them, if that's any help.
I just saw them on the shelf and thought of you :D
And you didn't get me any!?:(
Maidstoned Eagle
15-10-2009, 01:36 PM
That Dave is over-worked, underpaid, miserable and sad.
That Maz is new here.
Barbara4003
15-10-2009, 01:38 PM
And you didn't get me any!?:(
No, sorry :(
They are full of fat, so I was thinking of your health, obviously.
Ant.Palace
15-10-2009, 01:38 PM
That Maz is new here.
Or it's a case of too much talking and not enough listening. ;)
kitticat
15-10-2009, 01:44 PM
My new company lets me wear my nose ring :lux: :lux:
catty
15-10-2009, 01:45 PM
The Erotica exhibition is on this weekend. It is slightly more... 'liberal' than the London event. It also has a creche so that little darlings don't get corrupted.
Ant.Palace
15-10-2009, 01:52 PM
No, sorry :(
They are full of fat, so I was thinking of your health, obviously.
I'll have to have a sausage roll instead.:hmph:
My new company lets me wear my nose ring :lux: :lux:Sensible ; it makes you easier to lead.
http://www.kountrylife.com/gallery/3219.jpg
Barbara4003
15-10-2009, 01:55 PM
I'll have to have a sausage roll instead.:hmph:
Oh yeah ;)
Ant.Palace
15-10-2009, 02:06 PM
Sensible ; it makes you easier to lead.
http://www.kountrylife.com/gallery/3219.jpg
That's a bit low.
Poor Kitti :(
kitticat
15-10-2009, 02:10 PM
That's a bit low.
Poor Kitti :(
I let him off, it must be the masochist in me :)
Barbara4003
15-10-2009, 02:14 PM
I let him off, it must be the masochist in me :)
At least he chose a picture a nice, sweet little bull.
Could have been a lot worse.
kitticat
15-10-2009, 02:15 PM
At least he chose a picture a nice, sweet little bull.
Could have been a lot worse.
and if I wanted to be nit picky I could say that actually my ring is through the left nostril and not the septum
I'm sorry but I have a hatred of nose rings.
And as long as Kitty thinks that putting metal in her face somehow makes it more attractive I shall keep posting similar.
And it's such a nice face. :(
Maidstoned Eagle
15-10-2009, 02:24 PM
I'm sorry but I have a hatred of nose rings.
And as long as Kitty thinks that putting metal in her face somehow makes it more attractive I shall keep posting similar.
And it's such a nice face. :(
Wait 'til you see the rivet she's had implanted in her sternum!!!!
Lizzy
15-10-2009, 02:32 PM
I'm sorry but I have a hatred of nose rings.
:(
Me too.
And indeed all other piercings apart from one in each ear (but only if you are woman - men shouldn't have their ears pierced).
But each to their own.
Ant.Palace
15-10-2009, 02:33 PM
Me too.
And indeed all other piercings apart from one in each ear (but only if you are woman - men shouldn't have their ears pierced).
But each to their own.
Oh. :(
Lizzy
15-10-2009, 02:34 PM
Oh. :(
Oh no :(
I had such a nice mental image of you.
Barbara4003
15-10-2009, 02:35 PM
I've got 2 in one ear and one in the other ear.
I decided to have the second piercings done in my ears about 20-odd years ago. Sat down, they did one of them and it hurt so much, I wouldn't let them do the other ear.
I very rarely wear an earring in the second one though.
In fact, I very rarely wear earrings in any of my ears.
lanepe
15-10-2009, 02:36 PM
Yeah, I think less is more in all forms of body decoration for women. No piercings or tats. Minimal makeup and jewellery.
Just my personal preference.
Ant.Palace
15-10-2009, 02:36 PM
Oh no :(
I had such a nice mental image of you.
Oh :(
I've only got one earing, I keep it to remind me of my rebelious stage.
Barbara4003
15-10-2009, 02:36 PM
1f5b
Oh. :(
If it's just the one ear, and if it's either a nice little sleeper or an inconspicuous little stud, I'll let you off.
On some men, I think it's quite nice.
Doesn't suit all men though.
Lizzy
15-10-2009, 02:40 PM
Oh :(
I've only got one earing, I keep it to remind me of my rebelious stage.
Please take it out immediately.
Many Thanks
:)
Barbara4003
15-10-2009, 02:42 PM
Please take it out immediately.
Many Thanks
:)
Pah.
Don't listen to her, Ant.
Leave it in.
Or, to settle it one way of the other, we need pics to decide whether it suits you or not :D
Ant.Palace
15-10-2009, 02:43 PM
Please take it out immediately.
Many Thanks
:)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! :sob:
Lizzy
15-10-2009, 02:44 PM
Then I am afraid you can't be in my gang.
Sorry.
kitticat
15-10-2009, 02:46 PM
Wait 'til you see the rivet she's had implanted in her sternum!!!!
I have prettier diamante now. I haven't seen another person with one.
I haven't seen another person with one.
Hmmm. Wonder why? ;)
kitticat
15-10-2009, 02:49 PM
Hmmm. Wonder why? ;)
I need to meet up with you again soon Mr, however I will replace the ring with a tiny stud :)
I need to meet up with you again soon Mr, however I will replace the ring with a tiny stud :)That's no good ; I'll keep wanting to rub it off.
(You know how it goes - spit on the hankie [why do parents do that?] and rub rub rub).
kitticat
15-10-2009, 02:56 PM
WCB ?
He'd look a bit silly hanging off my nose :D :o
He'd look a bit silly hanging off my nose :D :oHe'd look less silly than he does now.
(BTW You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to paf again)
Ant.Palace
15-10-2009, 04:05 PM
Pah.
Don't listen to her, Ant.
Leave it in.
Or, to settle it one way of the other, we need pics to decide whether it suits you or not :D
You've seen pics of me.
Ant.Palace
15-10-2009, 04:06 PM
Then I am afraid you can't be in my gang.
Sorry.
So i'm out the in crowd AND out the out crowd. Where does that leave me exactly?
nathe
15-10-2009, 04:08 PM
Alone?
Ant.Palace
15-10-2009, 04:11 PM
Shaking all about.
:D . That earned you some rep Mr Maz.
Ant.Palace
15-10-2009, 04:13 PM
Alone?
:( I prefered shaking all about.
anna matronic
15-10-2009, 04:18 PM
Teaching and PMT does not mix well :grrr:
Ant.Palace
15-10-2009, 04:27 PM
Teaching and PMT does not mix well :grrr:
Surely nothing mixes well with PMT.
Surely nothing mixes well with PMT.Bitters
http://caskstrength.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/angostura-bottle.jpg
Barbara4003
15-10-2009, 04:48 PM
You've seen pics of me.
I know, but I didn't notice an earring.
Ant.Palace
15-10-2009, 04:54 PM
I know, but I didn't notice an earring.
No point having one then really, is there.
Barbara4003
15-10-2009, 04:59 PM
No point having one then really, is there.
I'm sure the pictures I've seen of you were taken from quite far away, so perhaps that's why I didn't notice it.
It's nice if it's discreet. Not like one of those big diamond ones a lot of men wear.
Ant.Palace
16-10-2009, 09:29 AM
No, just a little gold ring.
Barbara4003
16-10-2009, 10:00 AM
No, just a little gold ring.
:)
Last night I learnt that Doris and I are not a particularly good partnership in a Pub Quiz.
Barbara4003
16-10-2009, 10:34 AM
In all fairness, some of the questions were stupid and I don't think anyone knew the answers to them.
And on reflection, Doris and I did know some of the answers, but we were over ruled by our other team members who didn't seem to have a lot of faith in what we were saying.
Eye-dee
16-10-2009, 10:36 AM
75d
In all fairness, some of the questions were stupid and I don't think anyone knew the answers to them.
And on reflection, Doris and I did know some of the answers, but we were over ruled by our other team members who didn't seem to have a lot of faith in what we were saying.
We always have at least one woman in our team, well someone has to get the beers :D
Barbara4003
16-10-2009, 10:37 AM
We always have at least one woman in our team, well someone has to get the beers :D
You need a woman on the team to answer those womany type questions that men don't have a clue about :D
Eye-dee
16-10-2009, 11:29 AM
You need a woman on the team to answer those womany type questions that men don't have a clue about :D
You do indeed :D
nathe
16-10-2009, 11:35 AM
You need a woman on the team to answer those womany type questions that men don't have a clue about :D
They have Jone-zee for those questions
Chillo
16-10-2009, 12:02 PM
I have learned today that Dave seems to be in a funny mood.
- Like the LU thread
- His comments on DeanChilds debt thread
:confused:
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