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Ant.Palace
02-02-2010, 09:44 PM
today I learned that a player can change to an different position and be a success:lux:
:)
pumaspalace
02-02-2010, 09:48 PM
That a guy called Butterfield is a LEGEND! l:lux:
nelson alfie
02-02-2010, 09:49 PM
Danny Butterfield once scored a hat trick in the FA Cup
goofygal
02-02-2010, 09:49 PM
Sorry
I'm a suspicious feker :)
as you were
Quite alright! :) I'd be a suspicious feker of me too. Sometimes I have to wonder about my own self. :o
Lizzy
02-02-2010, 09:50 PM
Today I learnt that Matt Lawrence is no where near as shit as he has been made out to be by some people on the BBS
goofygal
02-02-2010, 09:51 PM
It's a newbie thing. You need to post at least 1000 times or they think you're Hoops.
Gotcha! Working on that 1000 post thing. I'll be several years away to reach that. :D
Ant.Palace
02-02-2010, 09:55 PM
Today I learnt that Matt Lawrence is no where near as shit as he has been made out to be by some people on the BBS
He's shit, just not as shit as Wolves.
Are you a football fan now then? :)
Ant.Palace
02-02-2010, 09:56 PM
Gotcha! Working on that 1000 post thing. I'll be several years away to reach that. :D
It goes quite quick when you get going. :)
Barbara4003
02-02-2010, 10:03 PM
I've learnt that Palace can make football fans out of people who don't even really like football :D
Lizzy
02-02-2010, 10:06 PM
guilty as charged.
anna matronic
02-02-2010, 10:08 PM
As a teacher it is almost impossible to take time off. After checking my emails this evening I have one saying that 10 kids in one class were fighting and climbing on the desks and telling the cover teacher to f uck off :eek:
Lots of phonecalls to make to parents tomorrow :(
It has totally ruined my post palace happiness :sob:
david sylvian
02-02-2010, 10:09 PM
that one week can take one from extreme unhappiness to extreme happiness
just through the efforts of a brilliant bunch of players, a genius management team, and our wonderful fans
Barbara4003
02-02-2010, 10:17 PM
guilty as charged.
:lux:
You'll get the bug :lux:
SpikeyMatt
02-02-2010, 10:18 PM
That I support the best football club to have ever existed.
anna matronic
02-02-2010, 10:30 PM
That I support the best football club to have ever existed.
Anna Matronic likes this :p
Staines Eagle
02-02-2010, 10:35 PM
That Mick McCarthy has a weird eye. :o
mexicaneagle
02-02-2010, 10:36 PM
that giving time to a chav reveals a person, every now and again
1fad
mexicaneagle
02-02-2010, 10:37 PM
That Mick McCarthy has a weird eye. :o
here he is:
http://retrothing.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83452989a69e201127905e9a328a4-800wi
mrgins
02-02-2010, 11:58 PM
guilty as charged.
You now officially don't have a life
Lizzy
03-02-2010, 12:06 AM
I already didn't have one of them - why do you think I was at home watching Palace on t'box? :)
little al
03-02-2010, 06:36 AM
As a teacher it is almost impossible to take time off. After checking my emails this evening I have one saying that 10 kids in one class were fighting and climbing on the desks and telling the cover teacher to f uck off :eek:
Lots of phonecalls to make to parents tomorrow :(
It has totally ruined my post palace happiness :sob:
Makes up for all the snow day's you had:o
little al
03-02-2010, 06:39 AM
here he is:
http://retrothing.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83452989a69e201127905e9a328a4-800wi
I had one of those:lux: :lux:
Eye-dee
03-02-2010, 07:19 AM
That a massive night's football and then afters in your local gives one an enormous headache :(
Maidstoned Eagle
03-02-2010, 07:33 AM
That a massive night's football and then afters in your local gives one an enormous headache :(
That I don't get embarressed when Biggus phones me when I'm crying and I start him off as well. :D
Eye-dee
03-02-2010, 10:53 AM
That I don't get embarressed when Biggus phones me when I'm crying and I start him off as well. :D
:lux: :D
MicksSis
03-02-2010, 11:21 AM
That I don't get embarressed when Biggus phones me when I'm crying and I start him off as well. :D
What a couple of big girls you are!
;)
Silver Fox
03-02-2010, 12:20 PM
That even manflu can be relieved by a performance l;ike last night's.
Barbara4003
03-02-2010, 12:33 PM
Today I have learnt that there's nowt as queer as folk.
And I've also learnt that I really don't give a t*ss how people act, because Palace won :lux: :lux: :lux:
DocSavage
03-02-2010, 01:23 PM
Today I have learnt that there's nowt as queer as folk.
does this refer to your lesbian post?
Barbara4003
03-02-2010, 01:35 PM
does this refer to your lesbian post?
In a roundabout way, it does :)
west country boy
04-02-2010, 10:35 AM
kolinkins is marrying a bloke.
Ant.Palace
04-02-2010, 11:00 AM
I learnt today i've woken up with the raging hump, and nothing can cure it. :grrr:
Barbara4003
04-02-2010, 11:02 AM
I learnt today i've woken up with the raging hump, and nothing can cure it. :grrr:
That's horrible when you wake up grumpy :(
I sometimes do that, then get grumpier as the day goes on because I can't figure out why I'm grumpy.
Then I usually end up crying, and I'm fine again :)
DocSavage
04-02-2010, 11:05 AM
morning folk
Barbara4003
04-02-2010, 11:08 AM
Morning Doc :hi:
Although it's afternoon now.
Ant.Palace
04-02-2010, 11:17 AM
That's horrible when you wake up grumpy :(
I sometimes do that, then get grumpier as the day goes on because I can't figure out why I'm grumpy.
Then I usually end up crying, and I'm fine again :)
I'm not grumpy, i'm pissed off. There's a big difference. I might be typing politely and seemingly in control, but underneath i'm angry. And i don't know why.
Ant.Palace
04-02-2010, 11:18 AM
morning folk
:hi:
(:veryangry )
Barbara4003
04-02-2010, 11:30 AM
I'm not grumpy, i'm pissed off. There's a big difference. I might be typing politely and seemingly in control, but underneath i'm angry. And i don't know why.
I just use the term grumpy to cover a multitude of things.
Maybe someone annoyed you in your dream and you haven't quite realised it was a dream yet?
That can happen.
Lizzy
04-02-2010, 11:50 AM
I'm all poorly sick today :(
Ant.Palace
04-02-2010, 11:56 AM
I just use the term grumpy to cover a multitude of things.
Maybe someone annoyed you in your dream and you haven't quite realised it was a dream yet?
That can happen.
No, it's been slowly brewing since yesterday. Working with idiots doesn't help.
DocSavage
04-02-2010, 11:57 AM
oh god doesn't time fly
i'm hungry!
Ant.Palace
04-02-2010, 12:05 PM
I'm all poorly sick today :(
Poorly and sick. Now that's bad. Hope you feel better soon.
little al
04-02-2010, 06:21 PM
1f72
I learnt today i've woken up with the raging hump, and nothing can cure it. :grrr:
How the hell can anyone wake up in a bad mood. First thing is the best time of the day.:confused:
Barbara4003
04-02-2010, 06:33 PM
How the hell can anyone wake up in a bad mood. First thing is the best time of the day.:confused:
I've woken up with the grumps before.
Gone to bed happy as anything, woken up grumpy.
It does happen and for no apparent reason.
That Scunthorpe was the epicenter of an earthquake in 2008.:eek:
Chester
04-02-2010, 07:47 PM
That i have just split my trousers. Thank goodness i am not out all evening with no change of clothes...
Eye-dee
04-02-2010, 10:52 PM
That Scunthorpe was the epicenter of an earthquake in 2008.:eek:
Oh great :(
anna matronic
04-02-2010, 10:54 PM
Oh great :(
Don't worry, the earthquake on saturday will be caused by the Palace fans jumping for joy at yet another win :lux:
Ant.Palace
05-02-2010, 07:20 AM
How the hell can anyone wake up in a bad mood. First thing is the best time of the day.:confused:
Sorry, I'm weird. :confused:
Maidstoned Eagle
05-02-2010, 07:34 AM
How the hell can anyone wake up in a bad mood. First thing is the best time of the day.:confused:
I get the hump everytime you wake up.
Barbara4003
05-02-2010, 07:37 AM
Today I've learnt that my throat is really sore, I've lost my voice, my head feels like it's going to explode and I can't stop sneezing.
Translated: today I've learnt I've got a cold and feel sh*te :(
Maidstoned Eagle
05-02-2010, 07:44 AM
Today I've learnt that Barbs feels the same way that I do, but I don't make as much of a fuss as she does.
Barbara4003
05-02-2010, 07:49 AM
Today I've learnt that Barbs feels the same way that I do, but I don't make as much of a fuss as she does.
I've read the Weekend thread ;)
Maidstoned Eagle
05-02-2010, 07:50 AM
I've read the Weekend thread ;)
That's not making a fuss.
Barbara4003
05-02-2010, 07:53 AM
That's not making a fuss.
You mentioned the word 'ill' at least twice. I've only mentioned that I feel a bit rough once.
Anyway, I bet I feel more sh*te than you.
So that's twice now. Darn it!
little al
05-02-2010, 07:57 AM
You mentioned the word 'ill' at least twice. I've only mentioned that I feel a bit rough once.
Anyway, I bet I feel more sh*te than you.
So that's twice now. Darn it!
FFS woman get a grip.
It's not like it's full blown Man Flu.:rolleyes:
DocSavage
05-02-2010, 07:58 AM
You mentioned the word 'ill' at least twice. I've only mentioned that I feel a bit rough once.
Anyway, I bet I feel more sh*te than you.
So that's twice now. Darn it!
it's not man flu is it?
DocSavage
05-02-2010, 07:59 AM
FFS woman get a grip.
It's not like it's full blown Man Flu.:rolleyes:
:rolleyes: :p
FFS woman get a grip.
It's not like it's full blown Man Flu.:rolleyes:Quite.
She should count herself lucky to be A Woman.
Barbara4003
05-02-2010, 08:01 AM
FFS woman get a grip.
It's not like it's full blown Man Flu.:rolleyes:
it's not man flu is it?
No. It's definitely not man-flu. It's not that bad.
It's just a cold.
I'll survive. Don't worry about me <sniff>
No. It's definitely not man-flu. It's not that bad.
:love:
Barbara4003
05-02-2010, 08:04 AM
Quite.
She should count herself lucky to be A Woman.
Oh, I do count myself to be very lucky that I'm a woman (I'm not sure what the capitals meant in your quote)
My main complaint is that it is ruining my smoking experience, in that they taste horrible and are making me cough. Menthols might be the solution.
Maidstoned Eagle
05-02-2010, 08:05 AM
You mentioned the word 'ill' at least twice. I've only mentioned that I feel a bit rough once.
Anyway, I bet I feel more sh*te than you.
So that's twice now. Darn it!
On only one post, how many posts is that you've made now where you've mentioned your sniffle?
Barbara4003
05-02-2010, 08:17 AM
:love:
:love:
You see, we women do appreciate that some male ailments don't compare to the mere sniffle that I've got.
Maidstoned Eagle
05-02-2010, 08:19 AM
Have you got a sniffle Barbs? You kept that quiet.
Barbara4003
05-02-2010, 08:25 AM
Have you got a sniffle Barbs? You kept that quiet.
I know. I'm such a martyr.
I don't like to complain or expect sympathy.
2021
Ant.Palace
05-02-2010, 08:36 AM
I had a brief cold last week. The viking genes soon got rid of that though, so i only mentioned it once.
DocSavage
05-02-2010, 08:38 AM
I had a brief cold last week. The viking genes soon got rid of that though, so i only mentioned it once.
i've got a head ache but have taken some tabs
it says on the packet that 2 of these tabs will rid me of my headache
however i did not notice that they were soluble until i had swallowed them and now i have a head ache and wind:(
:lux: :hi:
Barbara4003
05-02-2010, 08:39 AM
I won't mention my cold again.
Although I have just learnt that it's virtually impossible to sneeze and cough at the same time.
DocSavage
05-02-2010, 08:42 AM
I won't mention my cold again.
Although I have just learnt that it's virtually impossible to sneeze and cough at the same time.
well what else can we type about then?
Barbara4003
05-02-2010, 08:49 AM
well what else can we type about then?
I don't know :confused:
My brain is a bit confuddled today so I can't think of anything else I've learnt. Although I'm watching the History channel at the moment, so I may get a snippet or two from there :p
Barbara4003
05-02-2010, 09:10 AM
I have just learnt that Maz has jumped ship from the optimists to the pessimists.
To say I'm deeply, deeply disappointed and a little shocked would be a gross understatement.
Tis a sad day. And me with a cold, too.
:(
Ant.Palace
05-02-2010, 09:13 AM
well what else can we type about then?
Excel
Barbara4003
05-02-2010, 09:16 AM
Excel
Excel is my new best friend.
It's quite good fun working out how to do the formulae.
I'm more a maths person than an intellectual, I think :)
CPFC_DAVE77
05-02-2010, 09:17 AM
I have just learnt that Maz has jumped ship from the optimists to the pessimists.
To say I'm deeply, deeply disappointed and a little shocked would be a gross understatement.
Tis a sad day. And me with a cold, too.
:(
You stay positive Barbara; you are a ray of sunlight for the BBS!
Barbara4003
05-02-2010, 09:19 AM
You stay positive Barbara; you are a ray of sunlight for the BBS!
Thank you :)
I most definitely will :p
Ant.Palace
05-02-2010, 09:24 AM
You stay positive Barbara; you are a ray of sunlight for the BBS!
Bless. :)
Good point.:hi:
Ant.Palace
05-02-2010, 09:25 AM
She's a demon on the racetrack though.
Barbara4003
05-02-2010, 09:29 AM
She's a demon on the racetrack though.
I took a few people out last night :D
little al
05-02-2010, 09:30 AM
I won't mention my cold again.
Although I have just learnt that it's virtually impossible to sneeze and cough at the same time.
Its easy to sneeze and let out a bit of poo though.
DocSavage
05-02-2010, 04:12 PM
Its easy to sneeze and let out a bit of poo though.
only in scotland!
Ant.Palace
05-02-2010, 04:14 PM
I learnt it's quite common to break your knob.
Ant.Palace
05-02-2010, 04:20 PM
I learnt the other day that one in ten Brits have never been to the dentist. I'm struggling to believe it though.
Eye-dee
06-02-2010, 10:00 AM
Listening to BBC Radio 7, I have learnt just how crap an impersonator Mike Yarwood was. Boy, we put up with some rubbish in those days :eek:
My mate used to say, 'Mike Yarwood, looking very much like Harold Wilson, and sounding very much like Mike Yarwood' :D
His Bruce Forsyth just now was toe curling :D
Barbara4003
06-02-2010, 10:06 AM
Listening to BBC Radio 7, I have learnt just how crap an impersonator Mike Yarwood was. Boy, we put up with some rubbish in those days :eek:
My mate used to say, 'Mike Yarwood, looking very much like Harold Wilson, and sounding very much like Mike Yarwood' :D
His Bruce Forsyth just now was toe curling :D
I never liked him.
Doris.x
06-02-2010, 01:03 PM
I've just learnt that Ian Carmichael has died
Eye-dee
06-02-2010, 01:05 PM
I've just learnt that Ian Carmichael has died
Me too :(
I have the DVD 'I'm Alright Jack' with Ian and a multitude of other stars. Great actor, ranked in the cad catergory with Terry Thomas and Leslie Phillips :D
Doris.x
06-02-2010, 01:06 PM
yeah, I used to like him. Reminded me a bit of my dad
Maidstoned Eagle
06-02-2010, 02:50 PM
Listening to BBC Radio 7, I have learnt just how crap an impersonator Mike Yarwood was. Boy, we put up with some rubbish in those days :eek:
My mate used to say, 'Mike Yarwood, looking very much like Harold Wilson, and sounding very much like Mike Yarwood' :D
His Bruce Forsyth just now was toe curling :D
I could never work out why he used to say "and this is me" at the end of his shows...wasn't that pretty obvious?
1fad
kitticat
06-02-2010, 03:00 PM
That I can go shopping and not spend money on things I don't really need
Resisted two pairs of shoes and a top :p
Maidstoned Eagle
06-02-2010, 03:30 PM
That I can go shopping and not spend money on things I don't really need
Resisted two pairs of shoes and a top :p
You need Goth boots
kitticat
06-02-2010, 03:32 PM
You need Goth boots
Trying to get a pair that fit me properly is proving to be a problem. They don't make them for people with snappy legs :)
Maidstoned Eagle
06-02-2010, 03:34 PM
Trying to get a pair that fit me properly is proving to be a problem. They don't make them for people with snappy legs :)
Them ones we saw looked ok.
Eye-dee
06-02-2010, 07:09 PM
I could never work out why he used to say "and this is me" at the end of his shows...wasn't that pretty obvious?
Nor me. That was awfully smug for a pub entertainer level impersonator.
west country boy
06-02-2010, 08:19 PM
His Bruce Forsyth was toe curling :DYeah, but so was Bruce Forsyth's.
Today I learnt that not going to the dentist's for 17+ years is not recommended.
Eye-dee
06-02-2010, 11:05 PM
(From QI)
That 1 in 100 adults in the USA is in jail :eek:
There are more black 17 years olds in prison than in college in the USA :eek:
That the prison inmates of the USA turn out massive amounts of military and consumer goods that are put on general sale, cheaply, which enables the US to more than compete with any other country in the world, making it a kind of modern slave trade :eek:
The more I learn about that country, the more I hate the sound of it.
Stellavista
06-02-2010, 11:10 PM
I could never work out why he used to say "and this is me" at the end of his shows...wasn't that pretty obvious?
And then he'd compound it by singing a really shit song, really badly.......
west country boy
06-02-2010, 11:20 PM
(From QI)The programme which told us that marsupials aren't mammals.
Adlerhorst
07-02-2010, 08:23 AM
The 1% of the adult population in prison is true.
The fact that more black 17 year olds are in prison than in college is probably because at 17 they are still in high school.
I have no idea about US prisons turning out guns for the US army, but it might explain why they keep shooting their own side.
Doris.x
07-02-2010, 09:01 AM
I've just heard that Johnny Dankworth has died :(
e- eagle
07-02-2010, 09:27 AM
dont mess with agilo
Eye-dee
07-02-2010, 09:44 AM
The 1% of the adult population in prison is true.
The fact that more black 17 year olds are in prison than in college is probably because at 17 they are still in high school.
I have no idea about US prisons turning out guns for the US army, but it might explain why they keep shooting their own side.
Wonder why they emphasised black youths then. Does the same figure apply to white kids? I suspect that by college they may have just meant education, but I would like to know just so that I can confirm my dislike of the country.
Eye-dee
07-02-2010, 09:46 AM
The programme which told us that marsupials aren't mammals.
Some of their claims are losely based I have to say, like their pointing out of Obama's claim on how many men had been president, I think we all knew what he meant ;)
Eye-dee
07-02-2010, 06:55 PM
That I have been alive for 20,637 days :eek:
That I have been alive for 20,637 days :eek:And probably asleep for over 8,000. :)
Sweetpea!
07-02-2010, 07:02 PM
I'm quite good at putting flat pack chest of draws together.
Barbara4003
07-02-2010, 07:04 PM
Today I learnt that I am so, so proud of my nephew eventually becoming a fully fledged Police Officer.
Actually I knew I was proud of him but it really hit me today when I saw the pictures of his passing out parade.
Eye-dee
07-02-2010, 10:41 PM
Today I learnt that I am so, so proud of my nephew eventually becoming a fully fledged Police Officer.
Actually I knew I was proud of him but it really hit me today when I saw the pictures of his passing out parade.
Congratulations to him, Barbara, I can well understand your pride :)
Eye-dee
07-02-2010, 10:42 PM
I'm quite good at putting flat pack chest of draws together.
Hmm, that could be handy to know :D
Adlerhorst
08-02-2010, 12:21 PM
Administration brings a club together, but not its fans.
Shame that.
DocSavage
08-02-2010, 02:52 PM
Administration brings a club together, but not its fans.
Shame that.
that's why we need an old fashioned football dictator
but not ronny
pumaspalace
08-02-2010, 04:07 PM
1f6d
Eating a whole packet of jelly babies in 10 mins is not a good idea :D
jookbeard
09-02-2010, 08:36 AM
Pui Fan Lee a tv presenter on CBeebbies TV show Show Me Show Me, got her baps out on a C4 programme Metrosexuality some years back
Eye-dee
09-02-2010, 09:40 AM
If you took your eyes out and put them back upside down, your brain would adjust in about a month to get the image up the right way again.
(I just read that in a magazine in the dentist's waiting room) :)
Maidstoned Eagle
09-02-2010, 02:18 PM
That, no matter how long i live out here, I will forever be stunned by the ability of people you considered a colleague and friend, to stab you and others in the back.
DocSavage
09-02-2010, 02:23 PM
If you took your eyes out and put them back upside down, your brain would adjust in about a month to get the image up the right way again.
(I just read that in a magazine in the dentist's waiting room) :)
would you be able to see your brain for a month?
DocSavage
09-02-2010, 02:23 PM
That, no matter how long i live out here, I will forever be stunned by the ability of people you considered a colleague and friend, to stab you and others in the back.
it's not a spanish trait is it?
it's a human trait
Maidstoned Eagle
09-02-2010, 02:39 PM
it's not a spanish trait is it?
it's a human trait
This person isn't Spanish, he's British, well Welsh, and in such a small community you'd think some people would learn not to shit on their own doorstep, but they don't.
DocSavage
09-02-2010, 02:42 PM
This person isn't Spanish, he's British, well Welsh, and in such a small community you'd think some people would learn not to shit on their own doorstep, but they don't.
i hope the pain/issue is not too mad for you and that revenge when you achieve it is sweet and something to be savoured
biggus mickus
09-02-2010, 03:06 PM
I have had far more probs with Brits than Spanish.
Barbara4003
09-02-2010, 03:11 PM
That, no matter how long i live out here, I will forever be stunned by the ability of people you considered a colleague and friend, to stab you and others in the back.
Human nature for some, unfortunately.
Happens to the best of us.
Hope you're ok :)
Ant.Palace
09-02-2010, 04:00 PM
Human nature for some, unfortunately.
Happens to the best of us.
Hope you're ok :)
How's the cold? Are you going tonight?
Barbara4003
09-02-2010, 04:02 PM
How's the cold? Are you going tonight?
It's a bit better today, thanks :)
Yep - definitely going tonight. Are you?
Eye-dee
09-02-2010, 04:06 PM
would you be able to see your brain for a month?
Upside down, not inside out :D
Ant.Palace
09-02-2010, 04:06 PM
Yes, I'll be there. :) Look for me in the 'A' of Eagles!- I'll be the one with a red and blue scarf on.:hi:
Barbara4003
09-02-2010, 04:08 PM
Yes, I'll be there. :) Look for me in the 'A' of Eagles!- I'll be the one with a red and blue scarf on.:hi:
Will you have Freya with you? I'll look out for you but you may have to wear something a little more unique :)
What time is kick-off? Is it 7.45 or 8.00? I'm never really sure on these midweek games :confused:
Ant.Palace
09-02-2010, 04:16 PM
Will you have Freya with you? I'll look out for you but you may have to wear something a little more unique :)
What time is kick-off? Is it 7.45 or 8.00? I'm never really sure on these midweek games :confused:
She's 6 and it's a school night, so no. She lost one of her top teeth last night so has got the gappy look kids go through for a while.:D
Kick-off is always 8pm on evening matches.
Barbara4003
09-02-2010, 04:18 PM
She's 6 and it's a school night, so no. She lost one of her top teeth last night so has got the gappy look kids go through for a while.:D
Kick-off is always 8pm on evening matches.
Aaww - doing the lispy speaking.
The Wolves game was 7.45 though. Maybe that's because it was on TV.
OK - I'll look over at the A in Eagles and send a psychic hi :)
Ant.Palace
09-02-2010, 04:20 PM
Aaww - doing the lispy speaking.
The Wolves game was 7.45 though. Maybe that's because it was on TV.
OK - I'll look over at the A in Eagles and send a psychic hi :)
bottom of the first leg of the a if you want to narrow it down.:hi:
Barbara4003
09-02-2010, 04:23 PM
bottom of the first leg of the a if you want to narrow it down.:hi:
OK - I'll look over there before the teams come out and might do a crazy jumping up and down waving my arms above my head sort of thing :D
Ant.Palace
09-02-2010, 04:26 PM
OK - I'll look over there before the teams come out and might do a crazy jumping up and down waving my arms above my head sort of thing :D
Can you do it just after kick-off- you'll be easier to spot.
Barbara4003
09-02-2010, 04:27 PM
Can you do it just after kick-off- you'll be easier to spot.
But then I'd look like a total idiot! Everyone will be sitting down :D
1fa8
Ant.Palace
09-02-2010, 04:29 PM
But then I'd look like a total idiot! Everyone will be sitting down :D
No you won't.:angel:
Do it!
Barbara4003
09-02-2010, 04:30 PM
No you won't.:angel:
Do it!
:D
I'll see how crowded it is where I sit. If it's fairly empty, then I'll do it :p
Ant.Palace
09-02-2010, 04:32 PM
:D
I'll see how crowded it is where I sit. If it's fairly empty, then I'll do it :p
Just pretend you're on your phone, you wont look mad then.:p
Maidstoned Eagle
09-02-2010, 05:02 PM
I have had far more probs with Brits than Spanish.
It's a sad fact that if someone over here is going to rip you off, con you and generally take the piss, it's invariably a Brit.
OK - I'll look over there before the teams come out and might do a crazy jumping up and down waving my arms above my head sort of thing :DI'll keep an eye out for this I think...
Barbara4003
09-02-2010, 05:07 PM
The gauntlet has been thrown down ............
Ant.Palace
09-02-2010, 10:35 PM
The gauntlet has been thrown down ............
......................but you bottled it.
(unless you were the lady in the VERY bright yellow jacket!)
Barbara4003
09-02-2010, 10:47 PM
......................but you bottled it.
(unless you were the lady in the VERY bright yellow jacket!)
Yes, I did bottle it, and no I didn't have a very bright yellow jacket on :D
But in my defence, there was a minor problem with our plan:
I couldn't see the A in Eagles because there were people covering it up :confused:
I got to my seat late at the start of the second half as I went to the loo, and I nearly fell down the stairs going to my seat, so you may have seen that if you were looking over :D
We'll try that plan again at another game when I can actually see the A :p
Herr Colonpharter
09-02-2010, 11:16 PM
I learnt that I've been shaving with shower gel for the past week or so :clown:
Eye-dee
10-02-2010, 06:34 AM
I learnt that I've been shaving with shower gel for the past week or so :clown:
So what have you been doing with the shaving cream? :eek:
little al
10-02-2010, 06:50 AM
I learnt that I've been shaving with shower gel for the past week or so :clown:
I never use shaving foam, I just use what comes to hand, bar of soap, shower gel shampoo..
Ant.Palace
10-02-2010, 07:13 AM
I learnt that I've been shaving with shower gel for the past week or so :clown:
:D . Have some early morning cheer me up rep.
Ant.Palace
10-02-2010, 07:18 AM
Yes, I did bottle it, and no I didn't have a very bright yellow jacket on :D
But in my defence, there was a minor problem with our plan:
I couldn't see the A in Eagles because there were people covering it up :confused:
I got to my seat late at the start of the second half as I went to the loo, and I nearly fell down the stairs going to my seat, so you may have seen that if you were looking over :D
We'll try that plan again at another game when I can actually see the A :p
I'm sure you didn't have to know exactly where i sit to wave! Sounds like a cop out to me. :hmph:
I think you should buy a really bright jacket (but not yellow- someones beaten you to that one.)
Eye-dee
10-02-2010, 07:19 AM
I never use shaving foam, I just use what comes to hand, bar of soap, shower gel shampoo..
......Toilet Duck......
Ant.Palace
10-02-2010, 07:23 AM
......Toilet Duck......
Gets in all the corners though.
Maidstoned Eagle
10-02-2010, 07:40 AM
I never use shaving foam, I just use what comes to hand, bar of soap, shower gel shampoo..
Bum fluff.
The gauntlet has been thrown down ............
That Babs can't pick up gauntlets. :(
Barbara4003
10-02-2010, 09:10 AM
That Babs can't pick up gauntlets. :(
:hmph:
Babs, indeed :hmph:
:hmph:
Babs, indeed :hmph:'Barbara' is what one calls gauntlet-pickin' ladies.
Ant.Palace
10-02-2010, 09:26 AM
I'm sensing tension in the room.
CPFC_DAVE77
10-02-2010, 09:27 AM
That typewriter is the only word in the English language you can type using only 1 row of characters on a keyboard.
Ant.Palace
10-02-2010, 09:31 AM
That typewriter is the only word in the English language you can type using only 1 row of characters on a keyboard.
Or type.
Or Writer.
Barbara4003
10-02-2010, 09:33 AM
I'm sensing tension in the room.
:hmph:
Barbara4003
10-02-2010, 09:44 AM
1f4d
That typewriter is the only word in the English language you can type using only 1 row of characters on a keyboard.
You can type the word 'shall' using only one row of characters.
I think what you mean is typewriter is the longest word you can type using only one row of characters :)
CPFC_DAVE77
10-02-2010, 09:54 AM
Oh shit no it's the 'longest' word using only 1 row. I am tired :(
CPFC_DAVE77
10-02-2010, 09:56 AM
Also facetious is the only word that uses all the vowels in the correct order.
CPFC_DAVE77
10-02-2010, 09:57 AM
You can type the word 'shall' using only one row of characters.
I think what you mean is typewriter is the longest word you can type using only one row of characters :)
Thank you Barbara :)
Ant.Palace
10-02-2010, 10:06 AM
:hmph:
:hmph:
Ant.Palace
10-02-2010, 10:07 AM
:D .
Sorry, can't keep the straight face.
Also facetious is the only word that uses all the vowels in the correct order.Er, 'abstemious'.
And others.
Barbara4003
10-02-2010, 10:15 AM
:D .
Sorry, can't keep the straight face.
:D
Nor can I :D
But I do take it as the ultimate insult when Maz calls me Babs.
biggus mickus
10-02-2010, 10:16 AM
That Mitch wants the new chicken shed to be the size of a normal hse.
EagleSE24
10-02-2010, 10:21 AM
Er, 'abstemious'.
And others.
Others
Aerious, Absteinous, Abstemious, Abstenious, Abstentious, Abstentiously, Aceriflorum, Aceriflorus, Acheilous, Acheirous, Acleistous, Adecticous, Adventious, Affectious, Aleikoum, Alpestrious, Anemious, Annelidous, Arsenious, Arteriosum, Arteriosus, Arterious, Avenious, Bacterious, Caesious, Camelious, Carnelious, Facetious, Fracedinous, Gareisoun, Gravedinous, Haeriously, Majestious, Marveillous, Marveillously, Materious, Parecious, Phragelliorynchus, Placentious, Raeticodactylus, Tragedious
CPFC_DAVE77
10-02-2010, 10:36 AM
Others
Aerious, Absteinous, Abstemious, Abstenious, Abstentious, Abstentiously, Aceriflorum, Aceriflorus, Acheilous, Acheirous, Acleistous, Adecticous, Adventious, Affectious, Aleikoum, Alpestrious, Anemious, Annelidous, Arsenious, Arteriosum, Arteriosus, Arterious, Avenious, Bacterious, Caesious, Camelious, Carnelious, Facetious, Fracedinous, Gareisoun, Gravedinous, Haeriously, Majestious, Marveillous, Marveillously, Materious, Parecious, Phragelliorynchus, Placentious, Raeticodactylus, Tragedious
lol bloody chainmail!
biggus mickus
10-02-2010, 10:45 AM
lol bloody chainmail!
LOL. You started a chain mail.:)
:D
Nor can I :D
But I do take it as the ultimate insult when Maz calls me Babs. :cool:
Maidstoned Eagle
10-02-2010, 11:00 AM
That Mitch wants the new chicken shed to be the size of a normal hse.
What's wrong with the one you just finished?
What's wrong with the one you just finished?The chickens have put on weight?
Maidstoned Eagle
10-02-2010, 02:12 PM
The chickens have put on weight?
Well they certainly aren't breeding, Biggus bought a load of bloke chickens. His cockerel is now gay.
Jimmy Eagle
10-02-2010, 02:16 PM
Apparently the sun shines out of Richard Bransons arse???
Well they certainly aren't breeding, Biggus bought a load of bloke chickens. His cockerel is now gay.
That'll be why they want a bigger house then ; party-time...
That miscommunication happens.
Crofty
10-02-2010, 03:51 PM
:(
Maidstoned Eagle
10-02-2010, 04:00 PM
That some fans think we can afford to be choosy about who buys the club.
Doris.x
10-02-2010, 04:08 PM
That eating a packet of Dolly Mixtures makes me sick
Ant.Palace
10-02-2010, 04:12 PM
That eating a packet of Dolly Mixtures makes me sick
You should have learnt that at 5 Doris! :D
Barbara4003
11-02-2010, 10:17 AM
Today I learnt that if you put some eucalyptus crystals in a little mesh bag, hang them in the shower then have a shower, not only can you wash your hair and get nice and clean, but you can unblock your sinuses at the same time.
Ant.Palace
11-02-2010, 10:52 AM
Today I learnt that if you put some crystals in a little meth bag
Sound illegal to me.
Barbara4003
11-02-2010, 11:09 AM
Sound illegal to me.
You learn the BBS ways quickly, Grasshopper.
:)
1fd0
Ant.Palace
11-02-2010, 11:24 AM
6,252 posts, i'm not that quick.
Barbara4003
11-02-2010, 12:14 PM
6,252 posts, i'm not that quick.
Took me 20,000, so much quicker than me :)
Ant.Palace
11-02-2010, 12:29 PM
Took me 20,000, so much quicker than me :)
I'm biting my tongue. :)
Barbara4003
11-02-2010, 12:54 PM
I'm biting my tongue. :)
You shouldn't do that. You'll end up with a little ulcer on it and that will be painful :)
SEEPEEEFFSEE
11-02-2010, 01:16 PM
Today I have learnt that Jordan does her 2 year daughter no favours by putting make up on her!
Adlerhorst
11-02-2010, 01:18 PM
Keyboards, mice and soup do not mix
biggus mickus
11-02-2010, 01:31 PM
Vial in Malaga has closed down.:(
Of course it has, I needed 26 metres of metal railingsand an oak door.:grrr:
Its ok the french wanker said, there is a store in puta Sevilla!!!!:hmph:
GodstoneEagle
11-02-2010, 02:26 PM
Go to Leroy Merlin :D
GodstoneEagle
11-02-2010, 02:27 PM
Today I learnt that if you put some eucalyptus crystals in a little mesh bag, hang them in the shower then have a shower, not only can you wash your hair and get nice and clean, but you can unblock your sinuses at the same time.
but where would you purchase eucalyptus crystals or a mesh bag?
Barbara4003
11-02-2010, 02:29 PM
but where would you purchase eucalyptus crystals or a mesh bag?
You can buy eucalyptus crystals from the chemist. And I had a little mesh bag that a pair of earrings came in, but any piece of fabric that is meshy will do.
DocSavage
11-02-2010, 02:48 PM
Took me 20,000, so much quicker than me :)
good god you have posted 31,000+ comments
do you talk a lot in real life?
no i guess you log in remotely?
:hi: :D :o :vader: :eek: :angel:
DocSavage
11-02-2010, 02:49 PM
You can buy eucalyptus crystals from the chemist. And I had a little mesh bag that a pair of earrings came in, but any piece of fabric that is meshy will do.
i felt a bit meshy when i woke up this morning
:p :afro:
Barbara4003
11-02-2010, 02:49 PM
good god you have posted 31,000+ comments
do you talk a lot in real life?
no i guess you log in remotely?
:hi: :D :o :vader: :eek: :angel:
I don't think that post count is right. I think it's been nobbled.
DocSavage
11-02-2010, 03:01 PM
I don't think that post count is right. I think it's been nobbled.
reduced by a jealous mod?
Ant.Palace
11-02-2010, 03:03 PM
I don't think that post count is right. I think it's been nobbled.
It's noticably quieter when you're not around.
DocSavage
11-02-2010, 03:04 PM
It's noticably quieter when you're not around.
turn the sound off?
:rolleyes:
Barbara4003
11-02-2010, 03:08 PM
It's noticably quieter when you're not around.
I'm making way for people to post threads which encourage stimulating and intellectual discussion.
Barbara4003
11-02-2010, 03:09 PM
reduced by a jealous mod?
No :eek:
I think Dave have bumped up people's post count to get to 9,000,000 quicker ;)
Ant.Palace
11-02-2010, 03:16 PM
I'm making way for people to post threads which encourage stimulating and intellectual discussion.
It's just a shame there's nobody like that on the BBS. Oh well, back to the drivel. ;)
humpo
11-02-2010, 03:34 PM
today, i have learnt the operating principles of DC motors :p
Eye-dee
11-02-2010, 03:48 PM
today, i have learnt the operating principles of DC motors :p
Ooh that takes me back :D
That Eye-dee is a fashion vacuum.
little al
11-02-2010, 04:12 PM
Today I learnt that Alexander McQueen was either a man or a women, and that no one seems to know which.
anna matronic
11-02-2010, 04:14 PM
Today I learnt that Alexander McQueen was either a man or a women, and that no one seems to know which.
A man who was really called Lee (that is what I learnt today, not that he was a man I knew that, but that his name was actually Lee)
kitticat
11-02-2010, 04:15 PM
A man who was really called Lee (that is what I learnt today, not that he was a man I knew that, but that his name was actually Lee)
I've just learnt that off you :)
Adlerhorst
11-02-2010, 04:37 PM
That large drinks manufacturers are having a competetion to see who can be the most scathing about the UK tax regime.
1fac
DocSavage
11-02-2010, 04:48 PM
That large drinks manufacturers are having a competetion to see who can be the most scathing about the UK tax regime.
large drinks
or
large manufacturers?
do you need scathing insurance?
Maidstoned Eagle
11-02-2010, 04:58 PM
That Nick Heyward is a thoroughly nice bloke. :)
MicksSis
11-02-2010, 05:00 PM
That Nick Heyward is a thoroughly nice bloke. :)
He was a KPS boy - what else would you except.:)
Where did you see him?
Maidstoned Eagle
11-02-2010, 05:13 PM
He was a KPS boy - what else would you except.:)
Where did you see him?
Interviewed him for the radio and yes, I did know that. We were only supposed to have a ten minute chat.....an hour later we're still yacking! lol.
little al
11-02-2010, 05:25 PM
Whats KPS?
When is the interview airing Pete?
Maidstoned Eagle
11-02-2010, 05:27 PM
Whats KPS?
When is the interview airing Pete?
Kelsey Park School, Nick's from Beckenham.
Lee's going play bits of it tomorrow (including the part where Mr Heyward serenades Sophie..:D) and then we're going to put together a half hour "special" with it.
little al
11-02-2010, 05:31 PM
OK Thanks, will listen in.
biggus mickus
11-02-2010, 05:43 PM
Interviewed him for the radio and yes, I did know that. We were only supposed to have a ten minute chat.....an hour later we're still yacking! lol.
Yep, a real nice bloke.
Doris.x
11-02-2010, 08:41 PM
That trying to teach a bloke my job is bloody hard work!
Doris.x
11-02-2010, 08:42 PM
You should have learnt that at 5 Doris! :D
I'd forgotten
It was a loooong time ago! :rolleyes:
Ant.Palace
11-02-2010, 10:17 PM
That trying to teach a bloke my job is bloody hard work!
Only you're capable of being Little Al's mum.
roadrunner
11-02-2010, 10:28 PM
That trying to teach a bloke my job is bloody hard work!Why are you teaching a bloke to do your job?
I have learnt that spring is too far away.
Doris.x
11-02-2010, 10:46 PM
Only you're capable of being Little Al's mum.
Can you explain what you mean Ant? please
Ant.Palace
11-02-2010, 10:47 PM
Can you explain what you mean Ant? please
Simple. No man can be a mum.
Doris.x
11-02-2010, 10:48 PM
Why are you teaching a bloke to do your job?
Because I am going on holiday and no-one else knows my job.
He won't either if he keeps dithering about and sneaking off for fag breaks.
There'll be 'tears before bedtime' so to speak
Doris.x
11-02-2010, 11:00 PM
That a male hairdresser seems to cut hair much better than a female
Ant.Palace
12-02-2010, 07:09 AM
That a male hairdresser seems to cut hair much better than a female
Who cuts hair at midnight?! :eek:
Adlerhorst
12-02-2010, 02:17 PM
The GPD thread we are not allowed to talk about that has been removed from GPD is still No.5 in the google search results.
Huzzah.
Born to be Sad
12-02-2010, 02:20 PM
Is it 'learnt' or 'learned'?
Its Learnt
SEEPEEEFFSEE
12-02-2010, 02:24 PM
I'll Tell you what I learnt.......
We're the Red & Blue Arrrrrrmy
We're the Red & Blue Arrrrrrmy
We're the Red & Blue Arrrrrrmy
We're the Red & Blue Arrrrrrmy
We're the Red & Blue Arrrrrrmy
We're the Red & Blue Arrrrrrmy
We're the Red & Blue Arrrrrrmy
We're the Red & Blue Arrrrrrmy
little al
12-02-2010, 02:25 PM
Its Learnt
Is what I say, but apparently it can be either.
Ant.Palace
12-02-2010, 02:45 PM
Is what I say, but apparently it can be either.
Will you hurry up and do your 20,000th post. (It better be something wise and meaningful.)
nathe
12-02-2010, 02:55 PM
That a MD of a certain company based in the North of England is having a very bad day
little al
12-02-2010, 02:56 PM
Will you hurry up and do your 20,000th post. (It better be something wise and meaningful.)
Haha Ant is a wanker.
(I hadn't noticed this is my 20,000):lux:
Ant.Palace
12-02-2010, 03:00 PM
Haha Ant is a wanker.
(I hadn't noticed this is my 20,000):lux:
:rolleyes: :D
Maidstoned Eagle
12-02-2010, 03:12 PM
That, according to a recent scientific study, Atlantic and Pacific Herrings communicate by farting.
1281
nathe
12-02-2010, 03:33 PM
That, according to a recent scientific study, Atlantic and Pacific Herrings communicate by farting.
Is Chocky a Herring?
DocSavage
12-02-2010, 03:46 PM
i have no idea what to do with herring
Chester
12-02-2010, 03:50 PM
Its not good to push Palace fans . Well done all. Big clap to Sussex in particular
waddoneagle
12-02-2010, 03:57 PM
That a MD of a certain company based in the North of England is having a very bad day
The one that is a liar and a wanker:p
CPFC Guy
12-02-2010, 04:03 PM
That that certain individual's post on this forum is still on record on the internet :p
Doris.x
12-02-2010, 08:27 PM
Who cuts hair at midnight?! :eek:
He didn't cut my hair at midnight - that was when I posted :rolleyes:
He cut my hair at 6:30pm :)
Doris.x
12-02-2010, 08:28 PM
That there is a new all-night 24/7 chemist open in Croydon near the Swan & Sugar Loaf
kitticat
13-02-2010, 01:11 PM
How to cook a rabbit stew :)
Ant.Palace
13-02-2010, 01:48 PM
Kitticat= Elma Fudd.
Barbara4003
13-02-2010, 02:27 PM
Kitticat= Elma Fudd.
:D
Where did you dig that up from, your signature? :D
mrgins
13-02-2010, 02:31 PM
that I can communicate loud and clear with Atlantic and Pacific herring
Barbara4003
13-02-2010, 02:32 PM
I have learnt the difference between flotsam and jetsam.
Flotsam - stuff that is floating in the sea after the effects of a shipwreck and remain the property of the original owner
Jetsam - stuff that was purposely thrown overboard and is the property of the finder
I refuse to say where I learnt this from ;)
pumaspalace
13-02-2010, 02:35 PM
that I can communicate loud and clear with Atlantic and Pacific herring
:D
Ant.Palace
13-02-2010, 04:24 PM
:D
Where did you dig that up from, your signature? :D
I found it whilst looking for something else in the Kart thread (missing it completely the first time.) Made me laugh. :D
Barbara4003
13-02-2010, 04:38 PM
I found it whilst looking for something else in the Kart thread (missing it completely the first time.) Made me laugh. :D
I have since realised I meant hustler :D
PalaceFan in Alabama
13-02-2010, 04:57 PM
That they filmed football in 1880's :eek: Included was a Keeper for one of the Sheff teams that was 6ft 5 and was over 17 stone
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