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Barbara4003
09-03-2010, 08:52 AM
Yeah, I went to remote places and didn't come across any bandits. We weren't even warned about any. Who told you that?! Came across some nice people though.

I went across by boat from Corfu and the man on the boat told us to watch out for the bandits.

The non-bandits we met were very pleasant though - I just thought the country itself (or certainly the bit I saw) was a bit barren and nothingy. But a short day trip isn't fair to judge it on really :)

Barbara4003
09-03-2010, 08:52 AM
Barbara in Albania.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46615000/jpg/_46615551_001347056-1.jpg

You actually just made me laugh - a lot! :D

:lux: :lux:

Maz
09-03-2010, 09:16 AM
I went across by boat from Corfu and the man on the boat told us to watch out for the bandits.

The non-bandits we met were very pleasant though - I just thought the country itself (or certainly the bit I saw) was a bit barren and nothingy. But a short day trip isn't fair to judge it on really :)Indeed.

It's fascinating - not least because of King Zog - and Butrint (which features in the Aeneid) is marvellous.

Maz
09-03-2010, 09:18 AM
Well I must admit I didnt realise the long standing 'Palace Fan' Lizzy has thrown her toys and fecked off until I saw this.

Maybe she can get back and do what she is payed to do instead of wasting the tax payers mullah.

Always was an attention seeker above the Maz level hence the conflict.Everyone's above the Maz level. :)

Barbara4003
09-03-2010, 09:53 AM
Indeed.

It's fascinating - not least because of King Zog - and Butrint (which features in the Aeneid) is marvellous.

The only bit of the trip I remember well was the Butrinti ruins - there was a little play being acted out at the Roman theatre :)

Maz
09-03-2010, 09:57 AM
The only bit of the trip I remember well was the Butrinti ruins - there was a little play being acted out at the Roman theatre :)You don't remember the thousands of machine-gun posts (which the communists required everyone to build on their land?)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/2098705.stm

GodstoneEagle
09-03-2010, 10:00 AM
I'm prepared for a 'whoosh' if you were being sarcastic....but.....

Good God man , it's a chat forum- it's really not that important.
prepare yourself my man. It starts with a W and it ends with a HOOSH

SexualChocolate
09-03-2010, 10:02 AM
I think she's just enjoying talking to people she gets on with without being hounded constantly by wind-up merchants like you.


Sorry, but she was just as happy with the insult trading as the next poster. She wasn't just on here to talk to people she gets on with.

Maz
09-03-2010, 10:05 AM
Sorry, but she was just as happy with the insult trading as the next poster. She wasn't just on here to talk to people she gets on with.

Quite.

As anyone - and there were quite a few - who received an abusive PM or Rep comment would know.

Barbara4003
09-03-2010, 10:07 AM
You don't remember the thousands of machine-gun posts (which the communists required everyone to build on their land?)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/2098705.stm

No :( But then I do have a terrible memory and I was probably looking through them, rather than at them, for bandits :D

I'll have to dig out my photographs and see if I took pictures of them - the machine-gun posts, not the bandits, as I didn't actually spot a bandit.

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weltklasse
09-03-2010, 10:13 AM
Does we?

Frankly you have an extraordinarily low opinion of Lizzy if you think she was driven away by me. You should be ashamed of yourself.

did you driver her in your 4 x 4 or on your bike?

Maz
09-03-2010, 10:15 AM
did you driver her in your 4 x 4 or on your bike?I did offer her a lift down to Brighton on the bike once.

And the 4x4 is now in retirement, in Sunny Spain under the loving and careful eyes of a BBS chap.

Barbara4003
09-03-2010, 10:23 AM
I've just learnt that I haven't got one single cigarette in my house :eek:

A trip out into the big, wide world is needed.

jookbeard
09-03-2010, 03:57 PM
Quite.

As anyone - and there were quite a few - who received an abusive PM or Rep comment would know.

an abusive PM or rep comment was a milder form of her diatribe, I was just abused right out in the open

marky1976
09-03-2010, 04:21 PM
I've learnt that fat men can't draw apples.

Who knew?!

mrgins
09-03-2010, 04:23 PM
You actually just made me laugh - a lot! :D

:lux: :lux:
Did you pee a little bit?

Maz
09-03-2010, 04:40 PM
an abusive PM or rep comment was a milder form of her diatribe, I was just abused right out in the openI remember.

You probably deserved it, but this myth of frail and polite Lizzy needs nipping in the bud.

little al
09-03-2010, 04:46 PM
I remember.

You probably deserved it, but this myth of frail and polite Lizzy needs nipping in the bud.

She done all her abusiveness in private, she forgets we talk.

Barbara4003
09-03-2010, 05:15 PM
Did you pee a little bit?

No, you'll be pleased to know, birthday boy :)

jookbeard
09-03-2010, 10:29 PM
She done all her abusiveness in private, she forgets we talk.

I know Al, a strange gift us homo sapiens have

Ant.Palace
09-03-2010, 10:36 PM
Today I learnt what Barbara & Doris look like in the flesh! :lux:

CPFC Guy
09-03-2010, 10:54 PM
I went across by boat from Corfu and the man on the boat told us to watch out for the bandits.

The non-bandits we met were very pleasant though - I just thought the country itself (or certainly the bit I saw) was a bit barren and nothingy. But a short day trip isn't fair to judge it on really :)

I think he was probably on a wind up.

I guess it's more barren than Corfu, but once you get further into the country there's scenery far better than anything you'd get in the UK. 50p for a pint was great too!

Doris.x
09-03-2010, 11:12 PM
Today I learnt what Barbara & Doris look like in the flesh! :lux:

:D :D

Ant.Palace
09-03-2010, 11:36 PM
:D :D


I think Barbara was worried for a second i was a weirdo. :D

(cue the insults)

Hedgehog
10-03-2010, 01:44 AM
Today I learnt what Barbara & Doris look like in the flesh! :lux:
Were they streaking down Selhurst Park again!

Barbara4003
10-03-2010, 07:32 AM
I think Barbara was worried for a second i was a weirdo. :D

(cue the insults)

:D

See how polite I am to weirdo's though?

Did you notice I smiled and said hello before I said 'Who are you?' :lux:

Twas nice meeting you :)

Big-Griff
10-03-2010, 08:02 AM
I learnt to day that current form is no indication or garentee of a home win and 3 points........................Brizzel didnt follow the script!

Ant.Palace
10-03-2010, 08:35 AM
:D

See how polite I am to weirdo's though?

Did you notice I smiled and said hello before I said 'Who are you?' :lux:

Twas nice meeting you :)

Yes, very polite. :)

It's funny, but you look more like your Mii than your photo in the gallery. :D

little al
10-03-2010, 08:46 AM
Yes, very polite. :)

It's funny, but you look more like your Mii than your photo in the gallery. :D


Mii??:confused:

Barbara4003
10-03-2010, 08:50 AM
Yes, very polite. :)

It's funny, but you look more like your Mii than your photo in the gallery. :D

Yep. That was why I changed my Mii :D

My hair is a lot shorter (too short) and a completely different colour to that picture.

Ant.Palace
10-03-2010, 09:11 AM
Mii??:confused:

With the Nintendo Wii, you make your own charecter (like a cartoon of yourself). It's called a Mii.

Ant.Palace
10-03-2010, 09:12 AM
some examples

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=mii&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=aHCXS6yECZ-y0gTKiMD0Cw&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=4&ved=0CCsQsAQwAw

kitticat
10-03-2010, 09:15 AM
With the Nintendo Wii, you make your own charecter (like a cartoon of yourself). It's called a Mii.


My Mii is short :)

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Maz
10-03-2010, 09:18 AM
My Mii is short :)Really? :D

Barbara4003
10-03-2010, 09:19 AM
My Mii is short :)

All Mii's are really short :confused:

stevek
10-03-2010, 09:21 AM
Surely that depends how big your TV is?

kitticat
10-03-2010, 09:29 AM
Really? :D


Yep, though can never get the hair right on her :D

Ant.Palace
10-03-2010, 09:32 AM
My Mii is short :)

I look forward to seeing it on Mariokart!!

Ant.Palace
10-03-2010, 09:34 AM
Yep, though can never get the hair right on her :D

Barbara's is pretty much spot on.

kitticat
10-03-2010, 09:34 AM
I look forward to seeing it on Mariokart!!

I need to get it set up though and scared to touch behind my telly as it already is a work of art :D

Ant.Palace
10-03-2010, 09:37 AM
I need to get it set up though and scared to touch behind my telly as it already is a work of art :D

You don't have to touch the back of your tv.

Ant.Palace
10-03-2010, 09:39 AM
Have you got a wireless router at home?

little al
10-03-2010, 10:05 AM
some examples

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=mii&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=aHCXS6yECZ-y0gTKiMD0Cw&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=4&ved=0CCsQsAQwAw

Oh, cool.

I just found Mii Maz.

http://www.slipperybrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/check-mii-out-nintendo-wii.jpg

Barbara4003
10-03-2010, 12:11 PM
Oh, cool.

I just found Mii Maz.

http://www.slipperybrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/check-mii-out-nintendo-wii.jpg

That's not a bad likeness, in all fairness.

Ant.Palace
10-03-2010, 12:40 PM
That's not a bad likeness, in all fairness.

Maz is Jack Black?

Maz
10-03-2010, 12:42 PM
That's not a bad likeness, in all fairness. :hmph:

kitticat
10-03-2010, 12:49 PM
That's not a bad likeness, in all fairness.

He looks a bit grumpy tho :D

Barbara4003
10-03-2010, 12:53 PM
:hmph:

I didn't say an exact likeness, but for a Mii it's as close as you'll probably get :)

Barbara4003
10-03-2010, 12:54 PM
Maz is Jack Black?

Is that his name? I didn't know they had names.

He looks a bit grumpy tho

Apart from the grumpyness. I don't think Maz is a grumpy person, particularly.

Ant.Palace
10-03-2010, 01:12 PM
Is that his name? I didn't know they had names.





:D

They don't.

That Mii looks like Jack Black, and as i havn't had the pleasure of meeting Maz I have to assume they look similar.

Barbara4003
10-03-2010, 01:13 PM
:D

They don't.

That Mii looks like Jack Black, and as i havn't had the pleasure of meeting Maz I have to assume they look similar.

Is Jack Black, Johnny Depp?

Adlerhorst
10-03-2010, 01:17 PM
Is Jack Black, Johnny Depp?If you took Johnny Depp, added about 60 pounds and removed any talent, then yes, a little.

Ant.Palace
10-03-2010, 01:25 PM
Is Jack Black, Johnny Depp?


It's about time you discovered google images.

Ant.Palace
10-03-2010, 01:26 PM
Is Jack Black, Johnny Depp?

Or are you saying Maz looks like Johnny Depp?

Barbara4003
10-03-2010, 01:28 PM
It's about time you discovered google images.

Oh golly. No. Maz doesn't look anything like Jack Black :eek:

Nor does Johnny Depp.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a342/Barbara4003/jack-black.jpg

Barbara4003
10-03-2010, 01:29 PM
Or are you saying Maz looks like Johnny Depp?

No, I didn't mean that.

And, no, he doesn't.

He looks like Alan Rickman.

A bit.

Maz
10-03-2010, 01:29 PM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a342/Barbara4003/jack-black.jpg :hmph::hmph::hmph:

Barbara4003
10-03-2010, 01:30 PM
:hmph::hmph::hmph:

I take that back about you looking like the Jack Black Mii.

I was confusing Jack Black with Johnny Depp.

Sorry :angel:

Ant.Palace
10-03-2010, 01:48 PM
I take that back about you looking like the Jack Black Mii.

I was confusing Jack Black with Johnny Depp.

Sorry :angel:


So is he a cross of the four of them then?

Barbara4003
10-03-2010, 01:50 PM
1f89
So is he a cross of the four of them then?

No.

I've got myself in a muddle :(

He definitely doesn't look like Jack Black. Not in any shape or form.

He doesn't look like Johnny Depp.

He looks similar to Alan Rickman.

That Mii looks more like Alan Rickman than it does Jack Black.

I think that makes it more clear :)

Maz
10-03-2010, 01:55 PM
No.

I've got myself in a muddle :(

He definitely doesn't look like Jack Black. Not in any shape or form.

He doesn't look like Johnny Depp.

He looks similar to Alan Rickman.

That Mii looks more like Alan Rickman than it does Jack Black.

I think that makes it more clear :) http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/%7Esequin/SCULPTS/CHS_miniSculpts/TangledKnots/PentafoilTangle4.JPG

Ant.Palace
10-03-2010, 02:09 PM
No.

I've got myself in a muddle :(

He definitely doesn't look like Jack Black. Not in any shape or form.

He doesn't look like Johnny Depp.

He looks similar to Alan Rickman.

That Mii looks more like Alan Rickman than it does Jack Black.

I think that makes it more clear :)

God, please don't try to work out who i look like!

Barbara4003
10-03-2010, 02:17 PM
God, please don't try to work out who i look like!

Nobody in particular came to mind.

I wouldn't have known it was you from your profile picture, though.

Which is why I so politely said, 'Who are you?' :D

Maidstoned Eagle
10-03-2010, 02:18 PM
Barbs looks like a young Dot Cotton.

Maz
10-03-2010, 02:21 PM
Or rather like Dot Cotton's Mii.

Barbara4003
10-03-2010, 02:22 PM
Barbs looks like a young Dot Cotton.

Oh.

Do I :(

Ant.Palace
10-03-2010, 02:31 PM
Barbs looks like a young Dot Cotton.

No more pies for you methinks.

Barbara4003
10-03-2010, 02:32 PM
No more pies for you methinks.

Definitely no pies for Pete :(

Maidstoned Eagle
10-03-2010, 02:33 PM
Oh.

Do I :(
A YOUNG Dot Cotton, slim, pretty, before the ravages of Nick, Cigs, Mr Papadopolous, Charlie, Nick, Pauline Fowler, Lost service washes, Nick and cigs turned her ionto what she is today.

Ant.Palace
10-03-2010, 02:34 PM
Nobody in particular came to mind.

I wouldn't have known it was you from your profile picture, though.

Which is why I so politely said, 'Who are you?' :D


I was incognito.

If i knew I'd bump into you I would have made a bit of effort and smartened up a bit. It's not everyday you meet BBS royalty.

Barbara4003
10-03-2010, 02:35 PM
A YOUNG Dot Cotton, slim, pretty, before the ravages of Nick, Cigs, Mr Papadopolous, Charlie, Nick, Pauline Fowler, Lost service washes, Nick and cigs turned her ionto what she is today.

:D

Pies on the house for Pete :p

Ant.Palace
10-03-2010, 02:36 PM
A YOUNG Dot Cotton, slim, pretty, before the ravages of Nick, Cigs, Mr Papadopolous, Charlie, Nick, Pauline Fowler, Lost service washes, Nick and cigs turned her ionto what she is today.


The damage is done. No amount of backtracking's going to change it! :o

Maz
10-03-2010, 02:36 PM
:D

Pies on the house for Pete :pBlimey, that was easy.

Ant.Palace
10-03-2010, 02:37 PM
:D

Pies on the house for Pete :p

Maybe not. :D

Barbara4003
10-03-2010, 02:37 PM
I was incognito.

If i knew I'd bump into you I would have made a bit of effort and smartened up a bit.

Yep - I know what you mean. I'd have at least done my hair had I known I was going to bump into you :D

Actually, I met and said hello to 4 BBSers yesterday at football.

I so rarely see anyone, then I see 4 all on the same night.

Unbelievable.

Barbara4003
10-03-2010, 02:38 PM
Hhmmmm.

Me thinks I fell for that a bit too easy :hmph:

Ant.Palace
10-03-2010, 02:40 PM
Yep - I know what you mean. I'd have at least done my hair had I known I was going to bump into you :D

Actually, I met and said hello to 4 BBSers yesterday at football.

I so rarely see anyone, then I see 4 all on the same night.

Unbelievable.

Who else? Funnily, i could have sworn i saw lizzy in the holmsdale, but she doesn't go does she?

Barbara4003
10-03-2010, 02:48 PM
Who else? Funnily, i could have sworn i saw lizzy in the holmsdale, but she doesn't go does she?

Matov, Apple_Rain and a guy called Nick, who actually I arranged to meet because I had a spare ticket and he took up the offer on the Ticket forum thread, so that one was cheating a bit really.

And you.

I believe Lizzy was there last night - she was definitely due to make an appearance :)

Ant.Palace
10-03-2010, 03:00 PM
Matov, Apple_Rain and a guy called Nick, who actually I arranged to meet because I had a spare ticket and he took up the offer on the Ticket forum thread, so that one was cheating a bit really.

And you.

I believe Lizzy was there last night - she was definitely due to make an appearance :)

Ask her if she was wearing a black woolly hat.

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Maz
10-03-2010, 03:01 PM
I believe Lizzy was there last nightShe was.

Although in the end we didn't sit together.

Psychokiller
10-03-2010, 03:01 PM
That my opinions on political issues are formed by watching soap operas.

Barbara4003
10-03-2010, 03:41 PM
She was.

Although in the end we didn't sit together.

Did she have a black woolly hat on?

Anyway, back on topic, I've just learnt that I have an abscess under my tooth? :(

Maz
10-03-2010, 03:53 PM
That Barbara has learnt 1,147 things since this thread was started

Barbara4003
10-03-2010, 03:56 PM
That Barbara has learnt 1,147 things since this thread was started

My brain is just a big sponge.

Full of useless things I've learnt :)

Maz
10-03-2010, 04:04 PM
My brain is just a big sponge.

Barbara yesterday...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/135/369403439_89f42f2c20.jpg

Barbara4003
10-03-2010, 04:09 PM
I can confirm that Lizzy was indeed wearing a dark blue woolly hat, and she was in attendance in the Holmesdale :)

Maz
10-03-2010, 04:11 PM
I know.

She sang to me.

Barbara4003
10-03-2010, 04:11 PM
Barbara yesterday...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/135/369403439_89f42f2c20.jpg

Nice to see the lid down on the toilet.

Barbara4003
10-03-2010, 04:13 PM
I know.

She sang to me.

What song did she sing to you?

Was it 'You don't bring me flowers' or something along those lines?

Maz
10-03-2010, 04:15 PM
What song did she sing to you?
She was singing that she was 'Over Here'.

Which was nice, (if a bit attention-seeking).

And then my stand sang that we were over here, just to prove the point.

Barbara4003
10-03-2010, 04:17 PM
She was singing that she was 'Over Here'.

Which was nice, (if a bit attention-seeking).

And then my stand sang that we were over here, just to prove the point.

I remember that.

Woke us up in the Main Stand, that did.

Maz
10-03-2010, 04:19 PM
I remember that.

Woke us up in the Main Stand, that did.And I remember that.

The Main Stand woke up, grumbled and booed a bit and then went back to sleep.

Which was nice.

Doris.x
10-03-2010, 04:19 PM
I've just learnt that a bloke at work considers I'm a cougar :confused: :confused:

When I asked what that meant he wouldn't tell me :grrr:

Doris.x
10-03-2010, 04:21 PM
I remember that.

Woke us up in the Main Stand, that did.

What was that stupid humming song they were singing last night??

Maz
10-03-2010, 04:23 PM
What was that stupid humming song they were singing last night??'Lullaby Main Stand on a treetop'?

Doris.x
10-03-2010, 04:26 PM
'Lullaby Main Stand on a treetop'?
Uh! :confused: Where's that from?

Maz
10-03-2010, 04:27 PM
Uh! :confused: Where's that from? http://www.musicroom.com/Images/Catalogue/fullsize/AM37029.jpg

Barbara4003
10-03-2010, 04:30 PM
What was that stupid humming song they were singing last night??

It wasn't humming.

It was 'ooooeerrrr, oooeeerrr, ooooeeerrr'.

I may have got the words slightly wrong though.

Ant.Palace
10-03-2010, 04:42 PM
My brain is just a big sponge.

Full of useless things I've learnt :)

Things I have learnt test.

1) Whos friend, in his first west end role, got to slap Keira Knightley?

2) Who has been known to have green poo?

3) What is the oldest species of tree?

4) What is the national sport of the Chinese army?

5) How many times a week does a tiger poo?

6) Who won the Anglo Italian cup in 1979.

7) The Phillipines are named after who?

8) when is a blue moon?

9) Does a ducks quack echo?

10) How long does the air supply in the masks that drop down in an aeroplane last?

11) Americans call paracetamol what?

12) That Ernie Wise's real name is what?

13) Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are how old?

14) The first product to have a bar code was what?

15) The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for what?

16) Walt Disney was afraid of what?

17) How long did the chicken called Mike live for after he had his head cut off?


Answers on my desk 9am tomorrow.

:cool:

Ant.Palace
10-03-2010, 04:48 PM
P.S. no cheating!

brighton_eagle
10-03-2010, 04:50 PM
Today I've learnt that Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot.

Barbara4003
10-03-2010, 04:52 PM
Things I have learnt test.

1) Whos friend, in his first west end role, got to slap Keira Knightley? Pass

2) Who has been known to have green poo? Ooh - I remember this one. Err - was it GodstoneEagle?

3) What is the oldest species of tree? Yew or Cypres (sp)

4) What is the national sport of the Chinese army? Pass

5) How many times a week does a tiger poo? Pass

6) Who won the Anglo Italian cup in 1979. France?

7) The Phillipines are named after who? Philip someone or other

8) when is a blue moon? I know this one. The 2nd full moon in a month

9) Does a ducks quack echo? Yes

10) How long does the air supply in the masks that drop down in an aeroplane last? About 15 minutes

11) Americans call paracetamol what? Tablets

12) That Ernie Wise's real name is what? Ernest Wiseman - I only know that because I saw it on the news last week

13) Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are how old? Pass

14) The first product to have a bar code was what? Pass

15) The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for what? Milk

16) Walt Disney was afraid of what? Flying? Moustaches?

17) How long did the chicken called Mike live for after he had his head cut off? A year and a half

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Ant.Palace
10-03-2010, 04:56 PM
Things I have learnt test.

1) Whos friend, in his first west end role, got to slap Keira Knightley? Pass

2) Who has been known to have green poo? Ooh - I remember this one. Err - was it GodstoneEagle?

3) What is the oldest species of tree? Yew or Cypres (sp)

4) What is the national sport of the Chinese army? Pass

5) How many times a week does a tiger poo? Pass

6) Who won the Anglo Italian cup in 1979. France?

7) The Phillipines are named after who? Philip someone or other

8) when is a blue moon? I know this one. The 2nd full moon in a month

9) Does a ducks quack echo? Yes

10) How long does the air supply in the masks that drop down in an aeroplane last? About 15 minutes

11) Americans call paracetamol what? Tablets

12) That Ernie Wise's real name is what? Ernest Wiseman - I only know that because I saw it on the news last week

13) Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are how old? Pass

14) The first product to have a bar code was what? Pass

15) The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for what? Milk

16) Walt Disney was afraid of what? Flying? Moustaches?

17) How long did the chicken called Mike live for after he had his head cut off? A year and a half


Detension for you, lass!

Some sponge! :rolleyes:


;)

Barbara4003
10-03-2010, 05:01 PM
Detension for you, lass!

Some sponge! :rolleyes:


;)

I only absorb interesting stuff.

The colour of people's poo really doesn't do it for me.

:)

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10-03-2010, 05:10 PM
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I have just seen a leprechaun at the end of my garden talking to some fairies and a flying pig
__________________

and got some twitter insert

well i learned it does this but have no idea what it is or why or anything else

biggus mickus
10-03-2010, 05:12 PM
Dont walk into things barefoot. Same bastard toe broken.

little al
10-03-2010, 05:27 PM
Things I have learnt test.

1) Whos friend, in his first west end role, got to slap Keira Knightley? Don't know

2) Who has been known to have green poo? Don't know

3) What is the oldest species of tree? Don't know

4) What is the national sport of the Chinese army? Rugby

5) How many times a week does a tiger poo? Don't know

6) Who won the Anglo Italian cup in 1979. Don't know

7) The Phillipines are named after who? Don't know

8) when is a blue moon? seldom

9) Does a ducks quack echo? yes

10) How long does the air supply in the masks that drop down in an aeroplane last? 10 mins

11) Americans call paracetamol what? anadin

12) That Ernie Wise's real name is what? Don't know

13) Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are how old?

14) The first product to have a bar code was what? wrigleys gum

15) The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for what?

16) Walt Disney was afraid of what? mice

17) How long did the chicken called Mike live for after he had his head cut off? Don't know


Answers on my desk 9am tomorrow.

:cool:

My thread and I am rubbish

Maz
10-03-2010, 05:28 PM
Today I've learnt that Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot.Today I've learnt that Google has yet to pick up on the phrase 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' even if you repeat it loads of times like this.

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kitticat
10-03-2010, 05:34 PM
Today I've learnt that Google has yet to pick up on the phrase 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' even if you repeat it loads of times like this.

'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot'


Wasn't Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot called something worse earlier?

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biggus mickus
10-03-2010, 08:11 PM
Getting two missed calls from Riccardo when talking to somebody else, is unforgivable.
He loves me you see.

anna matronic
10-03-2010, 08:22 PM
I have just learnt that Simon Rodger is a bit of a dick :(

SpikeyMatt
10-03-2010, 08:58 PM
I've learnt that girls confuse me muchly.

Doris.x
10-03-2010, 09:36 PM
I learnt today that a banana is a herb :confused:

Maidstoned Eagle
11-03-2010, 05:49 AM
I have just learnt that Simon Rodger is a bit of a dick :(
Just?

Maidstoned Eagle
11-03-2010, 05:50 AM
I only absorb interesting stuff.

That makes it kind of worrying what you find interesting, given your reputation. :D

CPFC Guy
11-03-2010, 06:11 AM
I have just learnt that Simon Rodger is a bit of a dick :(

Me too. Having him on Facebook's ruined his status as hero for me :(

Maidstoned Eagle
11-03-2010, 06:30 AM
Me too. Having him on Facebook's ruined his status as hero for me :(
deanchilds will diss you on there for that.

EagleSE24
11-03-2010, 09:15 AM
What did Jolly say?

Maz
11-03-2010, 09:26 AM
Today I've learnt that Google has yet to pick up on the phrase 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' even if you repeat it loads of times like this.

'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot' 'Duncan Macdonald-Howe is an idiot'

Good old Google.

Now if you type in "Duncan Macdonald-Howe" ahead of his Facebook and company website, you get the good old BBS.

kitticat
11-03-2010, 09:29 AM
Good old Google.

Now if you type in "Duncan Macdonald-Howe" ahead of his Facebook and company website, you get the good old BBS.

heeheehee, you are naughty Maz. :)

brighton_eagle
11-03-2010, 09:48 AM
Good old Google.

Now if you type in "Duncan Macdonald-Howe" ahead of his Facebook and company website, you get the good old BBS.

But not this thread, strangely. Anyway, good job well done.

DocSavage
11-03-2010, 10:19 AM
I have just this minute learned something interesting about copying and pasting right here on the bbs


i decided to simply copy a previous message of my own thus:

Today, 04:39 PM
DocSavage's Avatar
DocSavage DocSavage is online now
top notch

Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: in my house
Posts: 5,075
DocSavage makes me feel important and freeDocSavage makes me feel important and freeDocSavage makes me feel important and freeDocSavage makes me feel important and freeDocSavage makes me feel important and freeDocSavage makes me feel important and freeDocSavage makes me feel important and freeDocSavage makes me feel important and freeDocSavage makes me feel important and freeDocSavage makes me feel important and freeDocSavage makes me feel important and free
Twitter
I have just seen a leprechaun at the end of my garden talking to some fairies and a flying pig
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and got some twitter insert

well i learned it does this but have no idea what it is or why or anything else


this is interesting when you copy a post as above you cannot paste it on word and get this curious edition????

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Barbara4003 Barbara4003 is online now
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: In a house, on a hill, in a galaxy far, far away
Posts: 32,586
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A YOUNG Dot Cotton, slim, pretty, before the ravages of Nick, Cigs, Mr Papadopolous, Charlie, Nick, Pauline Fowler, Lost service washes, Nick and cigs turned her ionto what she is today.



Pies on the house for Pete

i am intrigued what occurs, why and how?

Barbara4003
11-03-2010, 10:42 AM
I have learnt that I don't understand what Doc means :confused:

little al
11-03-2010, 10:50 AM
I have learnt that I don't understand what Doc means :confused:

It's short for Doctor and Document. ;)

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Ant.Palace
11-03-2010, 10:52 AM
I have learnt that I don't understand what Doc means :confused:


You've only just learnt that?! :D

E_girl
11-03-2010, 10:54 AM
Me too. Having him on Facebook's ruined his status as hero for me :(


Ditto. I deleted him a while back, was getting on my nerves.

Barbara4003
11-03-2010, 10:59 AM
It's short for Doctor and Document. ;)

I know what doc means, silly.

I meant I don't understand what Doc Savage is going on about :)

You've only just learnt that?! :D

I've managed to keep up with him until the last few days.

But I've now totally lost the plot as to where he is coming from.

saxoneagle
11-03-2010, 11:00 AM
Is Jolly a ManUre fan? He's always singing their praises. If so, I'll call him a wanker and delete him :D

Ant.Palace
11-03-2010, 11:02 AM
I've managed to keep up with him until the last few days.

But I've now totally lost the plot as to where he is coming from.

It's not you who's lost the plot. I don't mean that in a nasty way either- to me that's his charm. :)

DocSavage
11-03-2010, 11:03 AM
I know what doc means, silly.

I meant I don't understand what Doc Savage is going on about :)



I've managed to keep up with him until the last few days.

But I've now totally lost the plot as to where he is coming from.

well let me try again

if you copy your last post (no not the one with the bugle but your last bbs entry)

and past in as new post it adds some lines:

in your case:
Barbara4003 is utterly Butterfield

in my case:
DocSavage makes me feel important and free

now you cannot see this on the post itself it simply appears when you copy the post

but if you copy and past to word it does not appear

so i learnt a deep x file rated bbs mystery


right here on the internetty thingy

Barbara4003
11-03-2010, 11:11 AM
well let me try again

if you copy your last post (no not the one with the bugle but your last bbs entry)

and past in as new post it adds some lines:

in your case:
Barbara4003 is utterly Butterfield

in my case:
DocSavage makes me feel important and free

now you cannot see this on the post itself it simply appears when you copy the post

but if you copy and past to word it does not appear

so i learnt a deep x file rated bbs mystery


right here on the internetty thingy

That utterly Butterfield thing is the rep thing. If you hover over your rep green things, you'll see a little saying - in my case it's utterly Butterfield.

It's alien code, I think. It measures our level of intelligence.

DocSavage
11-03-2010, 11:14 AM
That utterly Butterfield thing is the rep thing. If you hover over your rep green things, you'll see a little saying - in my case it's utterly Butterfield.

It's alien code, I think. It measures our level of intelligence.
oh when i hover over yours it says

is on line now (and only the once)

did i fail the test?


:lux: :lux: :hi: :o :afro: :vader:

Barbara4003
11-03-2010, 11:28 AM
did i fail the test?


I don't know.

Only the aliens would know that.

Ant.Palace
11-03-2010, 11:47 AM
I don't know.

Only the aliens would know that.

Or the singing potaoes he keeps for company under his desk.

little al
11-03-2010, 11:55 AM
I have learnt that I am not on Klinx ignore list, and that he ignores me manually.

He probably got a PM from Lizzy forbidding interaction


:lux:

Maz
11-03-2010, 11:57 AM
Ignoring people manually is so old fashioned.

I haven't had a PM from Lizzy for two days now. :)

DocSavage
11-03-2010, 12:21 PM
It's short for Doctor and Document. ;)
and doc leaf

and is banana really a carrot?

DocSavage
11-03-2010, 12:21 PM
I have learnt that I am not on Klinx ignore list, and that he ignores me manually.

He probably got a PM from Lizzy forbidding interaction


:lux:


how did you learn that?

Barbara4003
11-03-2010, 12:22 PM
I haven't had a PM from Lizzy for two days now. :)

Carrot.

Dangling.

DocSavage
11-03-2010, 12:28 PM
I have learned within the last few minutes that I have won my largest tender yet and am required to start tomorrow morning.

I am totally under prepared but overwhelmed!!!

I am now off to post some contracts and visit the lawyers before availing myself of some g&t.

Sadly this will dramatically reduce my attendance in the forum known as the bbs for sometime.

in my absence please behave yourselves, be nice to each other and remember what warren might have said

Warren Zevon)
Don't let us get sick
Don't let us get old
Don't let us get stupid, all right?
Just make us be brave
And make us play nice
And let us be together tonight

The sky was on fire
When I walked to the mill
To take up the slack in the line
I thought of my friends
And the troubles they've had
To keep me from thinking of mine

Don't let us get sick
Don't let us get old
Don't let us get stupid, all right?
Just make us be brave
And make us play nice
And let us be together tonight

The moon has a face
And it smiles on the lake
And causes the ripples in Time
I'm lucky to be here
With someone I like
Who maketh my spirit to shine

Don't let us get sick
Don't let us get old
Don't let us get stupid, all right?
Just make us be brave
And make us play nice
And let us be together tonight

oh and always check credentials before listening to rumours

:lux: :hi: :angel: :lux: :lux: :sob: :sob:

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DocSavage
11-03-2010, 12:33 PM
best listened to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOkAU9gOm0w

au revoir for now

Barbara4003
11-03-2010, 12:51 PM
best listened to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOkAU9gOm0w

au revoir for now

Well done and good luck with it.

Bye bye :hi:

Ant.Palace
11-03-2010, 01:04 PM
best listened to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOkAU9gOm0w

au revoir for now


:hi:

Good luck.

anna matronic
11-03-2010, 06:27 PM
Simon Rodger isn't my friend on facebook. Mark Bright randomly added me, at first I didn't think it was him but it is. Anyway he has recently become friends with Simon Rodger so snooped at his photo's. He is a twat. Which is a shame because as a 12 year old I loved him :(

Pete he is Manure scum :p

Maidstoned Eagle
12-03-2010, 05:26 AM
Is Jolly a ManUre fan? He's always singing their praises. If so, I'll call him a wanker and delete him :D
Sounds like a good idea for a new group.:p

jookbeard
12-03-2010, 07:56 AM
I have learnt that I am not on Klinx ignore list, and that he ignores me manually.

He probably got a PM from Lizzy forbidding interaction


:lux:


I think I'm on his ignore list, he never answers anything I quote him on

Barbara4003
12-03-2010, 08:34 AM
I think I'm on his ignore list, he never answers anything I quote him on

He has selective vision.

Maz
12-03-2010, 08:35 AM
And clown shoes.

Maidstoned Eagle
12-03-2010, 08:37 AM
That the Mayor of Alhaurin likes me, even though he thinks I'm a cheeky Guiri.

Barbara4003
12-03-2010, 08:38 AM
And clown shoes.

And too much stuble.

Maz
12-03-2010, 08:38 AM
That the Mayor of Alhaurin is gay.

Barbara4003
12-03-2010, 08:41 AM
I'd like to learn what a Guiri is

Pidster
12-03-2010, 08:43 AM
Contrary to popular rumour, it's Lizzy and I that are having the affair.



This BBS lark is all a bit too incestuous for my liking...no good will come of it, I tells ya..

Maidstoned Eagle
12-03-2010, 08:45 AM
I'd like to learn what a Guiri is
Guiri is Spanish for a foreigner/tourist.

Maz
12-03-2010, 08:46 AM
Guiri is Spanish for a foreigner.:grrr: Well you tell that racist mayor that it's him that's the bleedin' foreigner.

Maidstoned Eagle
12-03-2010, 08:46 AM
That the Mayor of Alhaurin is gay.
Is he? I may crack on to his wife then, she's bloody gorgeous!

lanepe
12-03-2010, 11:05 AM
That this thread isn't very nice and that some of the posters on it are utter twats.

Maz
12-03-2010, 11:18 AM
I Blame Barbara.

(That's a great title for a 60s sitcom...)

Ant.Palace
12-03-2010, 11:21 AM
I Blame Barbara.

(That's a great title for a 60s sitcom...)

A young June Brown could have had the leading role.

Ant.Palace
12-03-2010, 11:27 AM
That this thread isn't very nice and that some of the posters on it are utter twats.


...........................so just like any other thread then.

Barbara4003
12-03-2010, 11:34 AM
Today I have learnt that you can go off people at the drop of a hat ;)

Maz
12-03-2010, 11:36 AM
Today I have learnt that you can go off people at the drop of a hat ;)I Blame Barbara.



(And not a bad catchphrase either.

It's raining outside - I blame Barbara).

mrgins
12-03-2010, 11:46 AM
Is he? I may crack on to his wife then, she's bloody gorgeous!
she doesn't do guiris!

Barbara4003
12-03-2010, 11:50 AM
I just registered with HMRC as Administrator of a pension scheme, and the security word I had to type was BABBLE :D

How strange is that!

little al
12-03-2010, 11:51 AM
I just registered with HMRC as Administrator of a pension scheme, and the security word I had to type was BABBLE :D

How strange is that!

I signed up to something a few days ago and the word was ADMINISTRATOR :(

Ant.Palace
12-03-2010, 12:35 PM
I just registered with HMRC as Administrator of a pension scheme, and the security word I had to type was BABBLE :D

How strange is that!

I've just siphoned your pension scheme.

thanks for that. :p

Barbara4003
12-03-2010, 12:57 PM
1fac
I've just siphoned your pension scheme.

thanks for that. :p

It wasn't my security word to get into the account :D

You know when you register for something, you get those funny looking letters that you have to retype to prove you're not a robot or something?

It was that.

little al
12-03-2010, 01:04 PM
I know your password for Palace World :)

Maz
12-03-2010, 01:06 PM
We ALL know that...

Tom_SoaresXXXXXXXXXXXX

Doris.x
12-03-2010, 01:06 PM
I know your password for Palace World :)
I've learnt today that my son's a bit of a wind-up merchant :D

Ant.Palace
12-03-2010, 01:06 PM
It wasn't my security word to get into the account :D

You know when you register for something, you get those funny looking letters that you have to retype to prove you're not a robot or something?

It was that.


I learnt i spelt syphoned wrong.

little al
12-03-2010, 01:08 PM
We ALL know that...

Tom_SoaresXXXXXXXXXXXX
Actually it's nothing to do with him.

little al
12-03-2010, 01:08 PM
I've learnt today that my son's a bit of a wind-up merchant :D

Why? I do know it.

Barbara4003
12-03-2010, 01:15 PM
We ALL know that...

Tom_SoaresXXXXXXXXXXXX

I wouldn't be that obvious.

My passwords are always very random.

As little al has found out :)

Ant.Palace
12-03-2010, 01:18 PM
My passwords are always very random.



Like you posts then. :D

Barbara4003
12-03-2010, 01:23 PM
Like you posts then. :D

I have a very random brain, apparently. It's quite rare, so I'm told.

Also, today I learnt that my football/death/lunch buddy hasn't brought any lunch in for me today, consequently I am going to starve to death :(

Which is fortunate, as he is my death buddy, too.

Fortunate for him, anyway.

Barbara4003
12-03-2010, 03:39 PM
I just remembered something I learnt last night.

Shoe size increments are measured in barleycorns and a barleycorn is approx. 1/3" :)

Maz
12-03-2010, 03:45 PM
There was three men come out o' the west their fortunes for to try,
And these three men made a solemn vow, John Barleycorn must die,
They ploughed, they sowed, they harrowed him in, throwed clods upon his head,
And these three men made a solemn vow, John Barleycorn was dead.

Barbara4003
12-03-2010, 03:50 PM
There was three men come out o' the west their fortunes for to try,
And these three men made a solemn vow, John Barleycorn must die,
They ploughed, they sowed, they harrowed him in, throwed clods upon his head,
And these three men made a solemn vow, John Barleycorn was dead.



Crikey, I vaguely remember singing that song at Infants School. It used to always make me cry when I sang it.

jookbeard
12-03-2010, 03:54 PM
Netto's in Mitcham is now a Lidl's

jookbeard
12-03-2010, 06:48 PM
for some strange reason I was thinking whatever happened to Smiley Culture

civil eagle
12-03-2010, 07:38 PM
not to hold the fast forward button down on the sky remote

Sophie_9
12-03-2010, 07:57 PM
That glass doors can just shatter for no reason :(

Barbara4003
12-03-2010, 08:03 PM
That glass doors can just shatter for no reason :(

:(

Shouldn't they have safety glass in them?

Hope you are all ok.

Sophie_9
12-03-2010, 08:11 PM
:(

Shouldn't they have safety glass in them?

Hope you are all ok.


Oh its all safe, just scared the crap out of us when it happened. It must be safe my other half isn't worried and hasn't rushed home :) Although it's bloody freezing now :(

Doris.x
12-03-2010, 09:25 PM
I've learnt today that some young posters can be really cheeky!!

anna matronic
12-03-2010, 10:22 PM
I have learnt you should NEVER get too complacent :(

Barbara4003
12-03-2010, 10:42 PM
Tonight I have learnt that Deathwish 3 is a really violent, nasty film. God knows what 1 and 2 were like.

Doris.x
12-03-2010, 10:49 PM
I have learnt that the Waterford Crystal factory now longer exists in Waterford :(

I was planning on buying some crystal when I go there in April :sob:

CPFC Guy
12-03-2010, 10:56 PM
I learnt today that a baby boy born at 7.46am this monring has now been named after me :lux:

Doris.x
12-03-2010, 11:00 PM
I learnt today that a baby boy born at 7.46am this monring has now been named after me :lux:
Aww, bless!

Hope mother and baby doing well x

CPFC Guy
12-03-2010, 11:07 PM
1f75
It's not mine and the mother isn't anything more than a friend if you were thinking that!

mrgins
13-03-2010, 12:56 AM
I've learned that a contract isn't worth the paper its written on

little al
13-03-2010, 05:37 AM
I have learnt that the Waterford Crystal factory now longer exists in Waterford :(

I was planning on buying some crystal when I go there in April :sob:

I have learnt that my mum is going to Ireland.

Also that I don't get told anything.:grrr:

Try to get to the Tipperary Crystal factory instead Mum, It used to be open to the public. http://www.tipperarycrystal.com/

Ant.Palace
13-03-2010, 08:01 AM
Tonight I have learnt that Deathwish 3 is a really violent, nasty film. God knows what 1 and 2 were like.

You should have watched An American werewolf in London on Scifi instead.

Ant.Palace
13-03-2010, 08:03 AM
I learnt today that a baby boy born at 7.46am this monring has now been named after me :lux:


Who would name a kid CPFC Guy?

Ant.Palace
13-03-2010, 08:03 AM
I have learnt that my mum is going to Ireland.

Also that I don't get told anything.:grrr:

Try to get to the Tipperary Crystal factory instead Mum, It used to be open to the public. http://www.tipperarycrystal.com/

It's a long way there though isn't it?

Doris.x
13-03-2010, 08:06 AM
It's a long way there though isn't it?

:D :D :hi:

Ant.Palace
13-03-2010, 08:07 AM
:D :D :hi:

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

:hi:

Doris.x
13-03-2010, 08:08 AM
I have learnt that my mum is going to Ireland.

Also that I don't get told anything.:grrr:

Try to get to the Tipperary Crystal factory instead Mum, It used to be open to the public. http://www.tipperarycrystal.com/
If it's not far from Waterford, perhaps the organiser will change the itinerary.

I'll have a word with uncle Ken, he knows the bloke who's taking us :hi:

Doris.x
13-03-2010, 08:10 AM
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

:hi:
That's ok, it was really quite funny.

I found myself singing it to see if I could pick out a line in reply but I could only come up with, 'but my heart's right there' :D

Ant.Palace
13-03-2010, 08:16 AM
That's ok, it was really quite funny.

I found myself singing it to see if I could pick out a line in reply but I could only come up with, 'but my heart's right there' :D

I'm glad I brightened your morning with a smile. :)

Barbara4003
13-03-2010, 08:18 AM
You should have watched An American werewolf in London on Scifi instead.

Oh, I didn't know that was on. I like that film.

I'm waiting for Lost Boys to be shown seeing as that guy died that was in it.

Doris.x
13-03-2010, 08:37 AM
Morning Barbara :hi:

Have you had a look at the spare tyre in your car yet? .... or got Mr B to check it? :D

Ant.Palace
13-03-2010, 08:56 AM
Oh, I didn't know that was on. I like that film.

I'm waiting for Lost Boys to be shown seeing as that guy died that was in it.

It's bound to be on next week.

(morning. :hi: )

Barbara4003
13-03-2010, 08:58 AM
(morning. :hi: )

Morning Barbara :hi:

Have you had a look at the spare tyre in your car yet? .... or got Mr B to check it? :D

Morning :hi:

No - I haven't ventured outside yet and I haven't mentioned it to Mr B.

I'll have a look at it when I go out later :)

anna matronic
13-03-2010, 08:59 AM
I think it is on one of the Movie channels this weekend :)

Barbara4003
13-03-2010, 09:01 AM
I think it is on one of the Movie channels this weekend :)

Hope it's not on Sky Movies, as I don't have them.

anna matronic
13-03-2010, 09:07 AM
I think it is. I don't have them either :(

CPFC Guy
13-03-2010, 09:10 AM
I have learnt that my mum is going to Ireland.

Also that I don't get told anything.:grrr:



Are you jealous?

Doris.x
13-03-2010, 09:14 AM
I learnt today that my son may be going to Doha, now I don't get told anything :hmph:

Ant.Palace
13-03-2010, 09:14 AM
Hope it's not on Sky Movies, as I don't have them.


You're out of luck- i've just checked.

Maidstoned Eagle
13-03-2010, 09:17 AM
Today I've realised that I don't really give a shit about things anymore

Barbara4003
13-03-2010, 09:19 AM
Today I've realised that I don't really give a shit about things anymore

In a good way or a bad way?

Maidstoned Eagle
13-03-2010, 10:45 AM
In a good way or a bad way?
Both

biggus mickus
13-03-2010, 11:23 AM
204e
Today I've realised that I don't really give a shit about things anymore

Did you give a shit before you realised you dont give a shit?

Maidstoned Eagle
13-03-2010, 11:23 AM
Did you give a shit before you realised you dont give a shit?
About some things, yes.

biggus mickus
13-03-2010, 11:25 AM
About some things, yes.

Cool.
I am not sure if I give a shit, dont give a shit, or need to shit.:confused:

jone-zee
13-03-2010, 11:27 AM
Some say Im full of shit ;)

little al
13-03-2010, 02:24 PM
Everyone says Im full of shit ;) how can I argue?

EFA

catty
14-03-2010, 08:52 AM
Being means being misinterpreted and that pisses me right off.

west country boy
14-03-2010, 09:16 AM
Candyfloss was invented by a dentist.

Adlerhorst
14-03-2010, 10:54 AM
Edinburgh is tiny.

GodstoneEagle
14-03-2010, 11:04 AM
I need a poo.

mrgins
14-03-2010, 08:38 PM
I have learnt that my mum is going to Ireland.

Also that I don't get told anything.:grrr:



Yeah? Well she just got back from Florida! Busy spending your inheritance, mate!:D
Go Doris:lux:

Barbara4003
14-03-2010, 08:42 PM
Today I learnt that Canada put their clocks forward last night, so there is now only a 4 hour time difference :)

Doris.x
14-03-2010, 09:05 PM
Yeah? Well she just got back from Florida! Busy spending your inheritance, mate!:D
Go Doris:lux:
Too right!! :D :D

little al
15-03-2010, 05:13 AM
Yeah? Well she just got back from Florida! Busy spending your inheritance, mate!:D
Go Doris:lux:


I knew that, and I have actively encouraged her to enjoy her money, she earned it.

Heb 7:4
15-03-2010, 08:46 AM
That people who aren't even friends with them follow Kev and Lizzy on twitter?

Barbara4003
15-03-2010, 09:02 AM
That people who aren't even friends with them follow Kev and Lizzy on twitter?

Loads of people follow each other on Twitter who don't know each other.

It's a bit odd really.

Maz
15-03-2010, 09:10 AM
That people who aren't even friends with them follow Kev and Lizzy on twitter?

They post as a couple?

Well that's nice.

Heb 7:4
15-03-2010, 09:12 AM
Loads of people follow each other on Twitter who don't know each other.

It's a bit odd really.
Yes. Twitter is odd.

I'm only just coming to terms with Facebook. And it is a grudging acceptance at best.

But seriously, why would you "follow" a non-celeb that you don't know? It's nuts! I mean above and beyond using Twitter at all, which is of course bonkers by itself.

little al
15-03-2010, 09:13 AM
They post as a couple?

Well that's nice.

It's how they communicate.

Maz
15-03-2010, 09:14 AM
It's how they communicate.Whatever works I guess.

Barbara4003
15-03-2010, 09:18 AM
Yes. Twitter is odd.

I'm only just coming to terms with Facebook. And it is a grudging acceptance at best.

But seriously, why would you "follow" a non-celeb that you don't know? It's nuts! I mean above and beyond using Twitter at all, which is of course bonkers by itself.

I get quite a few people following me that I've never heard of. I think some of it is automated and it picks up certain words you might use.

An example. If you mention the word 'coffee' in one of your Tweets, coffee distributing companies latch on to you under an alias.

Maz
15-03-2010, 09:21 AM
I get quite a few people following me that I've never heard of. I think some of it is automated and it picks up certain words you might use.

An example. If you mention the word 'coffee' in one of your Tweets, coffee distributing companies latch on to you under an alias.Madness.

I mean Barbara, you know that I hang on your every BBS word, and that curiously we seem to find each other good company - but does that mean I'd want to follow your every tweet ; that every time you posted on the internet I'd want to know about it? :eek:

Madness.

Heb 7:4
15-03-2010, 09:26 AM
An example. If you mention the word 'coffee' in one of your Tweets, coffee distributing companies latch on to you under an alias.
Sounds terrifying. I'm staying well clear.

lanepe
15-03-2010, 09:41 AM
Twitter is aces. It is a very different concept (albeit a very simple one) but takes sometime to get your head around and appreciate.

Barbara4003
15-03-2010, 09:45 AM
Madness.

I mean Barbara, you know that I hang on your every BBS word, and that curiously we seem to find each other good company - but does that mean I'd want to follow your every tweet ; that every time you posted on the internet I'd want to know about it? :eek:

Madness.

Oh, I quite agree with you.

Like Facebook, which I don't have, I find the whole thing rather invasive. I don't think it was ever really intended to log someones every move.

But each to their own, I suppose :)

11fb
Maz
15-03-2010, 09:46 AM
A study at the weekend revealed that out of all the 'friends' people have on FB - which I too don't have - the average number of 'friends' that they really communicate with is five.

I can manage to keep in touch with more than five people via the telephone.

kitticat
15-03-2010, 09:47 AM
Twitter is aces. It is a very different concept (albeit a very simple one) but takes sometime to get your head around and appreciate.

@lanepe, it certainly is

I have a film director following me now :)

Maz
15-03-2010, 09:48 AM
I have a film director following me now :)So what?

<headbanging smilie>

kitticat
15-03-2010, 09:55 AM
So what?

<headbanging smilie>

He has asked my opinion on some of the short films he has made.

Maz
15-03-2010, 10:00 AM
He has asked my opinion on some of the short films he has made.Daft as a brush.

And you have to respond in 140 characters?

He sounds like he's really going places.

Barbara4003
15-03-2010, 10:01 AM
Daft as a brush.

And you have to respond in 140 characters?

He sounds like he's really going places.

:D

For some reason, that really made me laugh :D

kitticat
15-03-2010, 11:37 AM
Today I have learnt, that some work people seriously take the piss

Pidster
15-03-2010, 12:18 PM
That you can call divert ( forward ) from one o2 phone to another, but not text divert ( forward ). Feckin' madness.

Barbara4003
15-03-2010, 03:08 PM
I just learnt that the men in my office are a bit pathetic.

I had 2 Crunchie bars, so I gave one to my brother and was going to eat the other one myself.

Then one of the men said he had paid for one of the Crunchie bars and that I was only entitled to half of it.

So we had a big barney about it.

Now I have no Crunchie bars at all :(

Maz
15-03-2010, 03:11 PM
What's pathetic about paying for something and wanting to have it rather than watch someone else who didn't pay for it get it scot-free because they share DNA with someone?

Jukesy
15-03-2010, 03:16 PM
I just learnt that the men in my office are a bit pathetic.

I had 2 Crunchie bars, so I gave one to my brother and was going to eat the other one myself.

Then one of the men said he had paid for one of the Crunchie bars and that I was only entitled to half of it.

So we had a big barney about it.

Now I have no Crunchie bars at all :(

Barb, You and I owned the Crunchies, it was you that brought your brother and other boss into the equation and fudged the issue.

You're just sore coz you didn't get your roe and chips on Friday :D

Oh, and I'm off to Portugal Friday, so if you want lunch Friday I suggest you get one of the others to get of their lazy arses - best of luck!:lux:

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