Things you have learnt today [Archive] - Page 4

Barbara4003

14-06-2009, 06:56 PM

M&S are quite good at sizing.

But then their sizing isn't the same as La Senza, which is a bit of a pain.

You'd think they would all be the same, wouldn't you?

Doris.x

14-06-2009, 06:57 PM

Today I have learned Doris gets very confused about her bra size
Doris gets confused about a lot of things :rolleyes:

little al

14-06-2009, 06:57 PM

M&S are quite good at sizing.

But then their sizing isn't the same as La Senza, which is a bit of a pain.

You'd think they would all be the same, wouldn't you?

I was under the impression that one was bigger than the other, like bollocks.

Doris.x

14-06-2009, 06:58 PM

M&S are quite good at sizing.

But then their sizing isn't the same as La Senza, which is a bit of a pain.

You'd think they would all be the same, wouldn't you?
How do La Senza size theirs then? :hi:

Jim Cannon

14-06-2009, 06:58 PM

Doris gets confused about a lot of things :rolleyes:

I think I did know that already:D

Doris.x

14-06-2009, 06:59 PM

I was under the impression that one was bigger than the other, like bollocks.
They usually are, so b****cks :p

little al

14-06-2009, 06:59 PM

How do La Senza size theirs then? :hi:

Dunno, but I size them by weight and how much nipple it takes me to choke.

Doris.x

14-06-2009, 06:59 PM

I think I did know that already:D
You know me so well :angel:

Jim Cannon

14-06-2009, 06:59 PM

M&S are quite good at sizing.

But then their sizing isn't the same as La Senza, which is a bit of a pain.

You'd think they would all be the same, wouldn't you?

Now look here, I don't mean to be a party pooper but since when was this The Bra Thread?:D

Barbara4003

14-06-2009, 07:00 PM

How do La Senza size theirs then? :hi:

:hi:

La Senza ones are smaller than M&S.

I have to go up a size in La Senza - but then not all of their styles.

It just becomes a nightmare going in there trying to buy anything. I'm forever stripping off!

:)

Doris.x

14-06-2009, 07:00 PM

Dunno, but I size them by weight and how much nipple it takes me to choke.

AALLLLLLAAAAAAANNNNNNN !!!!!!:grrr:

Doris.x

14-06-2009, 07:01 PM

:hi:

La Senza ones are smaller than M&S.

I have to go up a size in La Senza - but then not all of their styles.

It just becomes a nightmare going in there trying to buy anything. I'm forever stripping off!

:)
Might try them! ;)

Barbara4003

14-06-2009, 07:01 PM

Now look here, I don't mean to be a party pooper but since when was this The Bra Thread?:D

Since we decided it was :D

We need to talk about something, and bra sizing is as good as anything.

Unless you can think of a particular topic you'd like us to discuss?

:)

sexyrazor

14-06-2009, 07:02 PM

Had mine measured again yesterday.

little al

14-06-2009, 07:03 PM

Since we decided it was :D

We need to talk about something, and bra sizing is as good as anything.

Unless you can think of a particular topic you'd like us to discuss?

:)

Things you have learnt today would be a good start.

little al

14-06-2009, 07:03 PM

How do you birds size vibrartors?

Barbara4003

14-06-2009, 07:04 PM

Things you have learnt today would be a good start.

But we are talking about things we learnt today.

Doris has learnt today, apart from the fact she has been wearing the wrong bra size, that La Senza sizing is different to M&S.

We've just side-tracked a little bit.

Nowt wrong with sidetracking.

Doris.x

14-06-2009, 07:05 PM

Now look here, I don't mean to be a party pooper but since when was this The Bra Thread?:D
When it evolved from things I learnt today - which was relevant

Does that make sense? I'm not sure what I'm saying :confused:

Barbara4003

14-06-2009, 07:05 PM

Had mine measured again yesterday.

And ......

What did you learn?

:)

Barbara4003

14-06-2009, 07:05 PM

How do you birds size vibrartors?

:eek:

Doris.x

14-06-2009, 07:06 PM

How do you birds size vibrartors?
It would help if you spelt it right...............by price :D

little al

14-06-2009, 07:07 PM

:eek:

I said birds, you are too old for sexytimes. No offence mind:o

little al

14-06-2009, 07:07 PM

It would help if you spelt it right...............by price :D

MOTHER:eek:

Lizzy

14-06-2009, 07:08 PM

When it comes to vibrators it's all about the strength of the ears :)

Doris.x

14-06-2009, 07:09 PM

I said birds, you are too old for sexytimes. No offence mind:o
Don't you insult my friend!! :veryangry

little al

14-06-2009, 07:09 PM

When it comes to vibrators it's all about the strength of the ears :)

So you like the quiet ones?

little al

14-06-2009, 07:09 PM

Don't you insult my friend!! :veryangry

She's used to it:lux:

Barbara4003

14-06-2009, 07:10 PM

I said birds, you are too old for sexytimes. No offence mind:o

Did you say you liked pie and mash? I can't remember now.

;)

Barbara4003

14-06-2009, 07:10 PM

She's used to it:lux:

Sad, but true.

:D

Lizzy

14-06-2009, 07:11 PM

So what's the upper age limit for sexytimes then?

anna matronic

14-06-2009, 07:11 PM

Sorry that should have been 34E

Have you lost weight Doris? They are in fact the same size, but as you have gone down a back size you always go up a cup size :)

little al

14-06-2009, 07:11 PM

Did you say you liked pie and mash? I can't remember now.

;)

Yes, but will order in stealth mode I think:bash:

little al

14-06-2009, 07:12 PM

So what's the upper age limit for sexytimes then?

27

Barbara4003

14-06-2009, 07:13 PM

27

You're well past it then, Mr Pot.

Barbara4003

14-06-2009, 07:13 PM

Yes, but will order in stealth mode I think:bash:

Very wise.

Very, very wise.

Doris.x

14-06-2009, 07:14 PM

Have you lost weight Doris? They are in fact the same size, but as you have gone down a back size you always go up a cup size :)
I don't think so, I was wearing 34D but they were too tight so I bought 36D which were too loose round the back, so I think I have actually gone up a cup size. :D

Jim Cannon

14-06-2009, 07:14 PM

Today I have learned that Barbara thought there was a swarm of bees at the Confederations Cup match

Barbara4003

14-06-2009, 07:17 PM

Today I have learned that Barbara thought there was a swarm of bees at the Confederations Cup match

:o

In my defence, I wasn't the only one who thought it.

:)

little al

14-06-2009, 07:17 PM

1fb0

You're well past it then, Mr Pot.

I stopped years ago. Now Sarah is 28 things work perfect:p

Jim Cannon

14-06-2009, 07:19 PM

:o

In my defence, I wasn't the only one who thought it.

:)

Today I have learned that it is impossible to decide who is funnier out of Barbara and Doris:D

Barbara4003

14-06-2009, 07:21 PM

Today I have learned that it is impossible to decide who is funnier out of Barbara and Doris:D

Mine and Doris's conversations aren't very deep and meaningful, as you will no doubt appreciate.

Although we do have our moments.

:D

And I notice that you tuned in to the football to listen to the bees ;)

Jim Cannon

14-06-2009, 07:24 PM

And I notice that you tuned in to the football to listen to the bees ;)

After you made me aware of them I needed to hear "them" for myself:D

Doris.x

14-06-2009, 07:25 PM

[QUOTE=Barbara4003]Mine and Doris's conversations aren't very deep and meaningful, as you will no doubt appreciate.

Although we do have our moments.

:D

QUOTE]

What she said :)

little al

14-06-2009, 07:26 PM

What were the "bees" then?

Barbara4003

14-06-2009, 07:26 PM

After you made me aware of them I needed to hear "them" for myself:D

And you have to admit, they do sound like bees, don't they?

It was a fair assumption to make.

Or wasps, of course.

:)

Barbara4003

14-06-2009, 07:26 PM

What were the "bees" then?

Wasps.

Doris.x

14-06-2009, 07:29 PM

Wasps.
Where were they? :eek:

Barbara4003

14-06-2009, 07:31 PM

Where were they? :eek:

There's a huge swarm of them at the New Zealand football ground :eek:

If you switch onto BBC3, you can hear them.

Jim Cannon

14-06-2009, 07:33 PM

There's a huge swarm of them at the New Zealand football ground :eek:

If you switch onto BBC3, you can hear them.

tons of em honest

Doris.x

14-06-2009, 07:35 PM

There's a huge swarm of them at the New Zealand football ground :eek:

If you switch onto BBC3, you can hear them.
Which channel's BBC3?

Barbara4003

14-06-2009, 07:36 PM

Which channel's BBC3?

Are you Sky or Virgin Media?

VM Ch. 106

:)

Jim Cannon

14-06-2009, 07:36 PM

Which channel's BBC3?

the one after BBC2;)

little al

14-06-2009, 07:37 PM

Are you Sky or Virgin Media?

VM Ch. 106

:)

shes freeview lol

little al

14-06-2009, 07:37 PM

ch 7 mum

Barbara4003

14-06-2009, 07:38 PM

Freeview has BBC3 I think

:)

Doris.x

14-06-2009, 07:39 PM

Ok I got it

Blimey!! you're right!! :eek: Have they got Rentokil over there, sounds as if they need a visit :)

Barbara4003

14-06-2009, 07:40 PM

Ok I got it

Blimey!! you're right!! :eek: Have they got Rentokil over there, sounds as if they need a visit :)

Don't you think it does sound like bees, though?

Big bees, obviously.

Jim Cannon

14-06-2009, 07:40 PM

Ok I got it

Blimey!! you're right!! :eek: Have they got Rentokil over there, sounds as if they need a visit :)

Did you notice the Beekeepers standing on the touchline?

Doris.x

14-06-2009, 07:45 PM

Don't you think it does sound like bees, though?

Big bees, obviously.
Those bees are getting on my nerves, wish they'd buzz off.

Switched over :angel:

Adlerhorst

14-06-2009, 08:58 PM

Twenty20 is more interesting live than on TV

Dave

14-06-2009, 08:58 PM

Twenty20 is more interesting live than on TV Opposite for me, miss to much going to the bar live

Lizzy

14-06-2009, 09:19 PM

I was just wondering who invented the rampant rabbit and Wiki doesn't tell you. That's rubbish on wikipedia's part.

Barbara4003

14-06-2009, 09:25 PM

I was just wondering who invented the rampant rabbit and Wiki doesn't tell you. That's rubbish on wikipedia's part.

Didn't Anne Summers invent it?

Dave

14-06-2009, 09:30 PM

That GLC are still touring

kitticat

14-06-2009, 09:33 PM

Didn't Anne Summers invent it?

I should own that store by now :)

Barbara4003

15-06-2009, 07:14 PM

1f71

Today I have learnt that the rural roads on the Isle of Man don't have a speed limit :eek:

Eye-dee

15-06-2009, 09:34 PM

That GLC are still touring

Greater London Council? :eek:

Doris.x

16-06-2009, 05:17 PM

That my telly won't work :sob: :sob: :sob:

Barbara4003

16-06-2009, 05:25 PM

Poor Doris :(

I've got a spare TV. Would you like to borrow it?

:) :hi:

Doris.x

16-06-2009, 05:51 PM

I've just read this page back and now wonder if it was the bees that did it :D

Thanks Barbara, I have a TV in my spare bedroom I can use. Gary and I are going to Curry's tomorrow to get a nice new one..............now that I've cancelled my kitchen I have a bit of spare cash :p

Barbara4003

16-06-2009, 05:53 PM

sexyrazor

16-06-2009, 05:53 PM

Barbara4003

16-06-2009, 05:55 PM

My boss is useless.

He has spent the last two days telling me to remind him to pay me before I go away which I have done continually. He decides to attempt to do it today at 5pm and Barclays internet banking is down :(

I also have to go into work tomorrow morning even though I go away tomorrow afternoon :( Be glad to get on the plane.

Couldn't he have given you a cheque? I know you'd have to wait for it to clear, but at least you'd have the money.

Hope you have a nice time though :)

sexyrazor

16-06-2009, 05:58 PM

Couldn't he have given you a cheque? I know you'd have to wait for it to clear, but at least you'd have the money.

Hope you have a nice time though :)

He could do but because of my scumbag bank account I have to wait 7 working days for a cheque to clear by which time I will be back from holiday :)

All being well it will be working tomorrow :)

fooz182

16-06-2009, 06:10 PM

Condoms aren't always 100% effective :(

Adlerhorst

16-06-2009, 06:11 PM

Ouch

Sophie_9

16-06-2009, 06:14 PM

Condoms aren't always 100% effective :(

oh :(

Lizzy

16-06-2009, 06:15 PM

oh dear :(

Doris.x

16-06-2009, 06:15 PM

It probably was those pesky bees, you know ;)

Gary got back ok then :)
:D :D

Yeah, Gary got back ok :lux:

Got a rotten cold though :(

He's gone off to O2 tonight to see Kings of Leon?

Hence that's why I'm on computer :D

Doris.x

16-06-2009, 06:16 PM

Condoms aren't always 100% effective :(

OMG!

Blue Spice

16-06-2009, 06:19 PM

That wearing red to be seen as assertive works! Everything I mentioned to my boss, expecting difficulties, was agreed to without a bat of an eye. :lux:

Chester

16-06-2009, 06:28 PM

Condoms aren't always 100% effective :(

Ouch, hope everything works out for the best.

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q83/BVIChester/daddy.gif

little al

16-06-2009, 06:44 PM

Seagulls don't like cucumber

Barbara4003

16-06-2009, 06:45 PM

Condoms aren't always 100% effective :(

Oops

:(

anna matronic

16-06-2009, 06:50 PM

Condoms aren't always 100% effective :(

I think it warns you of that on the packet ;)

Still what a shitter though :(

I learnt that nerves can seriously **** up an interview and mess with your bullshitting abilities :sob:

R.Plessis

16-06-2009, 08:14 PM

Maybe I am not as hot as I thought

Ant.Palace

17-06-2009, 02:34 PM

Seagulls don't like cucumber

There's so many jokes to be made from that sentence but i won't lower myself! :angel:

little al

17-06-2009, 03:57 PM

There's so many jokes to be made from that sentence but i won't lower myself! :angel:

:D

Doris.x

18-06-2009, 06:29 PM

That when my indicator went mental it was letting me know my bulb had gone.

Cleeeverr!

Vendy

18-06-2009, 08:15 PM

When the UK was leading the way with the race relation/discrimination act in 1968 it exluded NI from the act.

Barbara4003

18-06-2009, 08:25 PM

When the UK was leading the way with the race relation/discrimination act in 1968 it exluded NI from the act.

Why?

YASSA the PALACETINIAN

18-06-2009, 08:43 PM

The standard Rubik's cube can be positioned in more ways than light will travel in miles in over 7 million years, i.e there are 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 possible positions of the cube.

The original (3×3×3) Rubik's Cube has eight corners and twelve edges. There are 8! (40,320) ways to arrange the corner cubes. Seven can be oriented independently, and the orientation of the eighth depends on the preceding seven, giving 37 (2,187) possibilities. There are 12!/2 (239,500,800) ways to arrange the edges, since an odd permutation of the corners implies an odd permutation of the edges as well. Eleven edges can be flipped independently, with the flip of the twelfth depending on the preceding ones, giving 211 (2,048) possibilities.[19]

{8! \times 3^7 \times 12! \times 2^{10}} \approx 4.33 \times 10^{19}

There are exactly 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 permutations, which is approximately forty-three quintillion.

GUCCI Eagle

18-06-2009, 08:44 PM

This is embarrassing to admit on here. I finally realised what tinyurl was.

Doris.x

18-06-2009, 08:48 PM

This is embarrassing to admit on here. I finally realised what tinyurl was.
What is it?:confused:

Nork1

18-06-2009, 08:57 PM

When walking down a crowded high street the person in front of you will suddenly become incapable of forward movement when they start talking on a mobile phone.

holysheet-espan

18-06-2009, 08:58 PM

I learnt that doris is a lovely human being who does not jump to the wrong conclusion about people and gives you green ones :love:

YASSA the PALACETINIAN

18-06-2009, 09:01 PM

What is it?:confused:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TinyURL (This?)?

Dave

18-06-2009, 09:28 PM

I have learned that some big names in the UK are using the recession as an excuse to try and hire talent on the cheap :(

Lizzy

18-06-2009, 09:30 PM

I have learned that some big names in the UK are using the recession as an excuse to try and hire talent on the cheap :(

Graduate Internships?

Dave

18-06-2009, 09:32 PM

Graduate Internships? Former webmonkeys...

Lizzy

18-06-2009, 09:34 PM

Ah I was just wondering if you meant the Graduate Internship scheme that a lot of large employers are offering this year (pushed by a Govt initiative).

Vendy

19-06-2009, 07:46 AM

Why?I think it was because the problem was so widespread that the would not be able to enforce it.

The Addonians

19-06-2009, 12:14 PM

Albert Einstein's last words will never be known. He spoke them in German, but the attending nurse didn't speak German and so couldn't recall what was said.

Eye-dee

19-06-2009, 12:19 PM

That if a spotty teenage labourer on a building site offers you a cup of tea, don't accept (or take your own cup) :(

PalaceMonkey

19-06-2009, 12:20 PM

that eating lots of potatoes & pasta is quite filling.

perhaps too filling.

MicksSis

19-06-2009, 12:22 PM

that eating lots of potatoes & pasta is quite filling.

perhaps too filling.

Having a green day?

PalaceMonkey

19-06-2009, 12:24 PM

yup :)

MicksSis

19-06-2009, 12:25 PM

yup :)

Me too.:)

xab

19-06-2009, 12:44 PM

This week (not today unfortunately :( ) I have learnt that plants don't drink at night, the English Civil War started in Scotland, chicken and onion and peas stirfry well together, the gym is far more interesting if I take music I like, Prince Rupert's charge at the battle of Naseby was a considered coherent command choice and not the result of ill-discipline, I need more money and that's all I can remember.

Kevin T

19-06-2009, 01:11 PM

I've learnt that it takes a fecking long time to get to Archway, especially if you've forgotten your iPhone headphones.

Ant.Palace

20-06-2009, 08:30 AM

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

little al

20-06-2009, 10:36 AM

I can't do wheelies :(

Riccardo

20-06-2009, 10:37 AM

Pans in the sink make mental noises.

booo-ooouuummmm.

That is all.

Shipsisourking

20-06-2009, 02:08 PM

my kids love going to the swimming baths when its float day and that they love rolo cookies. :)

sexyrazor

20-06-2009, 03:39 PM

actually learnt this yesterday but, make sure you drink plenty of water in 40 degree heat or you will faint and embarrass yourself in front of people in the bar.

Nelson Muntz

20-06-2009, 03:41 PM

1f7c

On Thursday I learnt that the coastline to the east of Hastings is quite beautiful, also that Hastings isn't such a bad place for a daytrip.

Psychokiller

20-06-2009, 03:44 PM

Moving is a right royal pain in the arse :(

Sweetpea!

20-06-2009, 06:30 PM

I can't do wheelies :(

Nor can I man . . . it more for not wanting to risk bike damage trying. . . wish I could. . . esp when I get my pink camo combats. . . cos no girls wheelie there hot beasts!!!

Oh and I have learn't that kids love my cooking :). . . Three 'thanks that was yummy' tonight. . . . ahhh now its wine time for me while they are cuddled up in front of 'Spirited away'

Sweetpea!

20-06-2009, 06:32 PM

actually learnt this yesterday but, make sure you drink plenty of water in 40 degree heat or you will faint and embarrass yourself in front of people in the bar.

Oh no . . you didnt did you? Or did you get to chuckle at someone elses missfortune?

Eye-dee

20-06-2009, 06:52 PM

On Thursday I learnt that the coastline to the east of Hastings is quite beautiful, also that Hastings isn't such a bad place for a daytrip.

It certainly is. I drove from Hastings to Margate some years ago and it was really something. Made me even prouder to be English :)

little al

20-06-2009, 06:56 PM

I drove out of Hastings. Was a relief.

Riccardo

20-06-2009, 07:23 PM

On Thursday I learnt that the coastline to the east of Hastings is quite beautiful, also that Hastings isn't such a bad place for a daytrip.

I concur.

It isn't as bad as ppl say IMHO.

holysheet-espan

20-06-2009, 07:29 PM

I concur.

It isn't as bad as ppl say IMHO.

No but that bit of coastline west of peacehaven is a shit hole ! :D

Riccardo

20-06-2009, 07:34 PM

No but that bit of coastline west of peacehaven is a shit hole ! :D

I used to take girls to Hastings as part of the third date.

Happy Days :)

kitticat

20-06-2009, 07:35 PM

Bulverhythe is where its at :p :D

Riccardo

20-06-2009, 07:36 PM

Bulverhythe is where its at :p :D

Where is that ?

kitticat

20-06-2009, 07:39 PM

Its more commonly known at West St Leonards or the WSL if ur ghetto :D

Riccardo

20-06-2009, 07:45 PM

Its more commonly known at West St Leonards or the WSL if ur ghetto :D

I'm not, but thanks. ;)

anna matronic

20-06-2009, 07:52 PM

I went to Hastings in July 2005. Everything was shut, it was shit, we had a pizza in an Italian by a round a bout then never went back.

kitticat

20-06-2009, 07:55 PM

I just fancied a change from t'hill

Riccardo

20-06-2009, 07:59 PM

I went to Hastings in July 2005. Everything was shut, it was shit, we had a pizza in an Italian by a round a bout then never went back.

:D

And that was Saturday.

Sophie_9

20-06-2009, 08:00 PM

Hastings is ok, well St Leonards is fine

kitticat

20-06-2009, 08:01 PM

Hastings is ok, well St Leonards is fine

:lux: :lux: :lux:

Riccardo

20-06-2009, 08:03 PM

Hastings is ok, well St Leonards is fine

Some of the ppl there are well dodgy.

Stavros 69

20-06-2009, 08:05 PM

I have learnt that mixing tablets with lots of wine does not make one feel well.

Riccardo

20-06-2009, 08:08 PM

I have learnt that mixing tablets with lots of wine does not make one feel well.

You enjoyed the party at mine with Angel Long. Oh well.

Nork1

20-06-2009, 08:14 PM

3 pints. 3 pints is the state of mind and level the whole world should strive to maintain. Everyone should be on 3 pints... you're not so pissed you that make a total **** of yourself but you're not so sober that you hide in a corner. Perfect.

Having said that, I've just had about 9.

Riccardo

20-06-2009, 08:16 PM

Barbara4003

20-06-2009, 08:17 PM

Today I have learnt that there is an awful lot of countryside between St Leonards and Sanderstead and its very pretty :)

Sophie_9

20-06-2009, 08:18 PM

[QUOTE=Riccardo]Some of the ppl there are well dodgy.[/QUOTE

Yes we can be :)

Riccardo

20-06-2009, 08:19 PM

[QUOTE=Riccardo]Some of the ppl there are well dodgy.[/QUOTE

Yes we can be :)

:moo:

Riccardo

20-06-2009, 10:20 PM

I was called 'buff' by a woman tonight.

She wasn't a whore either....which was nice.

anna matronic

20-06-2009, 10:24 PM

I was called 'buff' by a woman tonight.

She wasn't a whore either....which was nice.

I got called fat last night. Or more "****in 'ell Soph u aint half out some weight on"

****.

I had one of those unflattering smock dress things on that make you look pregnant.

Psychokiller

20-06-2009, 10:25 PM

I got called fat last night. Or more "****in 'ell Soph u aint half out some weight on"

****.

I had one of those unflattering smock dress things on that make you look pregnant.
You're not fat! Your curves are all in the right places. You should have given the c-nt a slap!

anna matronic

20-06-2009, 10:27 PM

Cheers PK! Funnily enough in the same minute another person in the pub said "****in ell Soph you are looking amazing" So that cancelled it out.

Plus the bloke who said I was fat is a complete and utter knob jocky.

Psychokiller

20-06-2009, 10:35 PM

anna matronic

20-06-2009, 10:56 PM

What? A knob jockey?

Riccardo

20-06-2009, 11:00 PM

I got called fat last night. Or more "****in 'ell Soph u aint half out some weight on"

****.

I had one of those unflattering smock dress things on that make you look pregnant.

How is Ray Charles ?

http://www.allaboutjazz.com/photos/profile/ray_charles.jpg

Nork1

21-06-2009, 06:23 AM

One sandwich doesn't soak up 9 pints.

Barbara4003

21-06-2009, 04:43 PM

Not so much what I've learnt today, but what has clicked today.

The username Trolley means Troll(ey)

I never realised that until today.

:)

Adlerhorst

21-06-2009, 04:51 PM

Some bastard has filled up the vending machine at work with milk chocolate bounties rather than dark chocolate ones.

I have few vices in life, but a dark chocolate bounty is one.

Adlerhorst

21-06-2009, 05:41 PM

Americans call paracetamol Acetaminophen.

holysheet-espan

21-06-2009, 06:22 PM

That staff who call in sick one day, should not come to work the next with a tan like simon jordans telling people they were ill ...:D

Sweetpea!

21-06-2009, 07:54 PM

If you can't find your Jammies . . . look down to see if your wearing them.

StaceyCPFC

21-06-2009, 07:59 PM

That Michael Schumacher is the stig!! apparantly!

Eye-dee

21-06-2009, 10:18 PM

Americans call paracetamol Acetaminophen.

Blimey! Something they haven't dumbed down :eek:

Axie

03-07-2009, 08:36 AM

That Ernie Wise's real name is Lloyd Buttocks

anna matronic

03-07-2009, 09:28 AM

That staff who call in sick one day, should not come to work the next with a tan like simon jordans telling people they were ill ...:D

I did that a while back.

I was not well, but also had a spray tan booked for 6.30 that evening. Felt a bit better so went and had the spray tan.

Did not go down well at all, even after I explained it was pre booked and took about 10 minutes. They wouldn't bat an eyelid if I was ill and spent an hour waiting at the doctors or went to town to the chemist. It wasn't like I buggered of to Spain for the day :rolleyes:

Barbara4003

03-07-2009, 09:30 AM

Today I learnt that the man who sang Build Me Up Buttercup drinks in the Builders Arms in Croydon :)

Jim Cannon

03-07-2009, 09:34 AM

Today I learnt that some bloke did a song called Build me up Buttercup

Barbara4003

03-07-2009, 09:38 AM

Today I learnt that some bloke did a song called Build me up Buttercup

:D

I can't remember his name. He was in a group.

Google it :)

hoopsmccan

03-07-2009, 09:39 AM

Mike D'Abo.

Barbara4003

03-07-2009, 09:56 AM

Mike D'Abo.

Oh. Didn't think that was his name.

Something Gomez I thought :confused:

sexyrazor

03-07-2009, 02:09 PM

Roger Federer's bint is the spit of Karen Brady!

Sweetpea!

03-07-2009, 03:22 PM

Today I learnt that some funky looking dude in Cambridge likes my pinky perkies....

Kevin T

03-07-2009, 03:45 PM

I learnt that the quality of bananas left on a Friday afternoon at Costcutter is pretty damn poor :(

Sweetpea!

03-07-2009, 04:01 PM

I'm learning what Grolsch tastes like

PS Most bananas in the UK are unplesant.

Kevin T

03-07-2009, 04:13 PM

I'm about to learn what a ballsache it is to get to West Wickham on a train from Brentford.

Sweetpea!

03-07-2009, 04:14 PM

These are my pinky perkies BTW . . .incase you were thinking tits. . .

Sweetpea!

03-07-2009, 04:15 PM

I'm about to learn what a ballsache it is to get to West Wickham on a train from Brentford.

User your bike twallop

Away Day Eagle

03-07-2009, 04:19 PM

I'm about to learn what a ballsache it is to get to West Wickham on a train from Brentford.

Clapham - East Croydon - Elmers End - W/Wickham or Tram from EC

We've just finished a contract at Brentford.

Eye-dee

03-07-2009, 05:21 PM

Today I learnt that the man who sang Build Me Up Buttercup drinks in the Builders Arms in Croydon :)

Was he laying The Foundations?

Barbara4003

03-07-2009, 05:25 PM

Was he laying The Foundations?

:lux:

He actually fibbed because he didn't sing it - he was in the group.

Eye-dee

03-07-2009, 05:30 PM

:lux:

He actually fibbed because he didn't sing it - he was in the group.

Well it is a great record, despite the bad memory it brings back for me.

I was in Carshalton Boy's Club, Ruskin Road, when it was playing, it was turned down and the announcement was made that a young club member had been killed on his motorbike that very evening :(

I think of that moment every time I hear it. Still a good record though, I have an original copy.

Barbara4003

03-07-2009, 05:38 PM

Well it is a great record, despite the bad memory it brings back for me.

I was in Carshalton Boy's Club, Ruskin Road, when it was playing, it was turned down and the announcement was made that a young club member had been killed on his motorbike that very evening :(

I think of that moment every time I hear it. Still a good record though, I have an original copy.

:(

It is a good song - although I don't think he thought so when I started singing it to him :confused:

lanepe

03-07-2009, 05:55 PM

I've learnt that sleeping rough in a garden through a thunderstorm is not easy.

Reps AJ

03-07-2009, 06:00 PM

I've learnt that sleeping rough in a garden through a thunderstorm is not easy.

Or advisable, I would have thought

lanepe

03-07-2009, 06:03 PM

Or advisable, I would have thought

Indeed. Perhaps I should have said that I have learn't that it is best not to forget your door key when going out for a night's drinking.

Reps AJ

03-07-2009, 06:07 PM

Indeed. Perhaps I should have said that I have learn't that it is best not to forget your door key when going out for a night's drinking.

Today I've learnt that I'm not the only one stupid enough to forget their door keys when going out drinking for the night

Lizzy

03-07-2009, 06:07 PM

You slept in your own garden in a thunderstorm?

WTF?

lanepe

03-07-2009, 06:10 PM

Yep. Well, I slept in my garden until the thunderstorm. Then I sat hunched up under my garden table. It was a rockin night. Highly recommended.

selhurstparkflyer

03-07-2009, 06:19 PM

Peoplewho get drunk and lose their personal possessions really deserve no sympathy.

Lizzy

03-07-2009, 06:23 PM

you mean like you do everytime you go out?

lanepe

03-07-2009, 06:24 PM

Peoplewho get drunk and lose their personal possessions really deserve no sympathy.

I didn't lose my key I forgot to pick them up before leaving the house and I hadn't had a drink at that point. Just one of dem things. And, I wasn't asking for sympathy.

peagle

03-07-2009, 06:25 PM

Peoplewho get drunk and lose their personal possessions really deserve no sympathy.
lol you can't tell me you've never woken up after a good night out and just thought... 'where the feck did i leave that?'

selhurstparkflyer

03-07-2009, 06:27 PM

Oh the subtleties of irony. Carry on, folks.

spt1978

03-07-2009, 06:46 PM

That my employer is a bastard.

Oisin

03-07-2009, 06:49 PM

The largest single herd if cattle in the world is in Saudi Arabia

eagle1980

03-07-2009, 07:01 PM

Was he laying The Foundations?
:D :p

eagle1980

03-07-2009, 07:03 PM

not to go to working knowing its gunna be a monsoon when you get there.wasted journey

Eye-dee

03-07-2009, 10:17 PM

Peoplewho get drunk and lose their personal possessions really deserve no sympathy.

My mate lost his brand new temporary set of false teeth (£750s worth) after drinking last Tuesday. Now, he not only looks like he has been sucking a giant lemon, he also has to pay for a new set of temporary gnashers (another £750) until his proper choppers arrive (another £1500). Not a happy bunny (No teeth gag intended) :D

Shipsisourking

03-07-2009, 10:23 PM

scroates who gob at my trains dont like it when i stick the windscreen wash on and soak them.

Eye-dee

03-07-2009, 10:29 PM

scroates who gob at my trains dont like it when i stick the windscreen wash on and soak them.
:confused:

Eye-dee

06-07-2009, 07:04 AM

That there are over 900 standing statues on Easter Island. I thought there were about six :eek:

Maidstoned Eagle

06-07-2009, 07:06 AM

scroates who gob at my trains dont like it when i stick the windscreen wash on and soak them.
Greek philosophers use the train?

jone-zee

06-07-2009, 07:19 AM

My mate lost his brand new temporary set of false teeth (£750s worth) after drinking last Tuesday. Now, he not only looks like he has been sucking a giant lemon, he also has to pay for a new set of temporary gnashers (another £750) until his proper choppers arrive (another £1500). Not a happy bunny (No teeth gag intended) :D

I told you Ann Jones was wearing them at Wimbledon Saturday.

Heb 7:4

06-07-2009, 10:50 AM

That Smurfette was created by Gargamel for evil doings against the other Smurfs, which is why she was (originally) the only female. She turned against him though.

Sweetpea!

06-07-2009, 12:14 PM

That I use this site even when I do have work.

selhurstparkflyer

06-07-2009, 12:21 PM

I used to love The Smurfs and even had a huge collection of them.

That's something that you have learnt today.

kitticat

06-07-2009, 12:34 PM

That registering for a new doctors is a pain in the arse

Barbara4003

06-07-2009, 12:35 PM

I used to love The Smurfs and even had a huge collection of them.

That's something that you have learnt today.

Not sure I wanted to know that really.

Have you still got them? :confused:

Sophie_9

06-07-2009, 12:36 PM

Chris and Poi are back on Cbeebies:)

RUSSELL

06-07-2009, 01:53 PM

Chris and Poi are back on Cbeebies:)

No! I can't stand Poi! I'd just got used to stubby girl!

kitticat

06-07-2009, 01:59 PM

That there is a nekkid black man in bringbacksasa's room :D

anna matronic

06-07-2009, 02:07 PM

Is Poi the Chinese looking girl? She plays Po in Teletubbies :)

eaglejez

06-07-2009, 02:07 PM

:lux:

He actually fibbed because he didn't sing it - he was in the group.

My Dad's cousin was the keyboard player in The Foundations :)

Barbara4003

06-07-2009, 02:08 PM

My Dad's cousin was the keyboard player in The Foundations :)

OOh. Is his name Tony and does he drink in The Builders?

:)

Sophie_9

06-07-2009, 02:08 PM

Is Poi the Chinese looking girl? She plays Po in Teletubbies :)

Thats her:p

Icy

06-07-2009, 02:15 PM

That ive been driving around with false numberplates and its ******* hassle to find anywhere that does import plates.

Barbara4003

06-07-2009, 02:15 PM

That ive been driving around with false numberplates and its ******* hassle to find anywhere that does import plates.

Funnily enough, I've been driving around with a tax disc that doesn't match my number plate.

Icy

06-07-2009, 02:18 PM

Funnily enough, I've been driving around with a tax disc that doesn't match my number plate.

I dont know if thats as big a crime but i was looking at a large fine, car impounded and 6 points so might be worth checking out.

On the plus side i have avoided a lot of possible speeding tickets. :D

Eye-dee

06-07-2009, 02:21 PM

Funnily enough, I've been driving around with a tax disc that doesn't match my number plate.

Judging by the government's radio adverts you are on borrowed time for having 'the knock' on the door, being carted off and never seen again, and having your car crushed to pulp :(

Barbara4003

06-07-2009, 02:24 PM

Judging by the government's radio adverts you are on borrowed time for having 'the knock' on the door, being carted off and never seen again, and having your car crushed to pulp :(

:(

It's in the post though.

anna matronic

06-07-2009, 02:25 PM

I havent done my car tax. My renewal is in front of me so I really should do it now!!

jolly

06-07-2009, 02:26 PM

it is better not to show a any disc rather than a false one one is non payment the other is fraud

Barbara4003

06-07-2009, 02:28 PM

it is better not to show a any disc rather than a false one one is non payment the other is fraud

It's not a false one :eek:

It had my registration number wrong on it. It wasn't my fault :(

Eye-dee

06-07-2009, 02:30 PM

1f94

it is better not to show a any disc rather than a false one one is non payment the other is fraud

I'd better take that beer mat out then :o

Maidstoned Eagle

06-07-2009, 02:43 PM

I'd better take that beer mat out then :o

I know a Post Office in Camberwell that sells "cheap" tax discs to the punters in the pub opposite.

eaglejez

06-07-2009, 03:29 PM

OOh. Is his name Tony and does he drink in The Builders?

:)

his name was Tony ! Can't remember his surname ! Ask him if he knows Harold :)

Barbara4003

06-07-2009, 03:35 PM

his name was Tony ! Can't remember his surname ! Ask him if he knows Harold :)

How funny. I think he said his name was Tony Gomez, or something like that.

I don't go in there very often so not sure when I'll next see him.

:)

fooz182

06-07-2009, 03:51 PM

A new method of masturbation

Eye-dee

06-07-2009, 04:59 PM

How funny. I think he said his name was Tony Gomez, or something like that.

I don't go in there very often so not sure when I'll next see him.

:)

Well, if ever you needed an excuse to go in the boozer . . . . . . . .. .

Barbara4003

06-07-2009, 05:00 PM

Well, if ever you needed an excuse to go in the boozer . . . . . . . .. .

I'd be a bit embarrassed to go in there now, having sung the song to him, and now knowing he knows someone on here :o

anna matronic

07-07-2009, 12:31 PM

It is really hard considering moving away from everything you have ever know. Even if it is only an hour down the A22 or 21 (I think)

:(

Barbara4003

07-07-2009, 01:09 PM

Today I have learnt that Spuff is a playboy.

:)

thefox

07-07-2009, 04:10 PM

Today I have learnt that Spuff is a playboy.

:)

Do you mean has sticky copies of playboy ?

eaglejez

07-07-2009, 04:13 PM

I'd be a bit embarrassed to go in there now, having sung the song to him, and now knowing he knows someone on here :o

haven't seen him for years - I was little but hopefully he'd remember my Dad ! I will check with my mum on his surname

eaglejez

07-07-2009, 04:14 PM

haven't seen him for years - I was little but hopefully he'd remember my Dad ! I will check with my mum on his surname

my Dad's cousins, not my Dad's since she knows his surname.........

Barbara4003

07-07-2009, 04:42 PM

Do you mean has sticky copies of playboy ?

No. He's an international playboy.

He told me so, so it must be true.

:)

YASSA the PALACETINIAN

07-07-2009, 05:30 PM

Michael Jackson has died.

Doris.x

07-07-2009, 06:04 PM

That if I double lock my front door when I go out, anyone left inside can't get out :rolleyes:

Eye-dee

15-07-2009, 08:19 AM

When you eat a lolly, don't leave the sticky wrapper on the worktop, because the ants find it and invade :(

Maidstoned Eagle

15-07-2009, 08:20 AM

That if I double lock my front door when I go out, anyone left inside can't get out :rolleyes:

I used that excuse to throw a sicky once.:D

The Addonians

15-07-2009, 08:25 AM

That if I double lock my front door when I go out, anyone left inside can't get out :rolleyes:

My missus discovered this the day after she moved in, i had left for work and double locked the door as normal, she had to climb out the front room window to unlock it.

Sophie_9

15-07-2009, 08:40 AM

I used that excuse to throw a sicky once.:D

I used it to bunk off school:D

Eye-dee

16-07-2009, 01:59 PM

That the handrail on the escalator at B & Q Sutton goes slower than the bit you stand on, and if you don't let go you end up at a 45 degree angle :D

Psychokiller

16-07-2009, 02:01 PM

I can get into work 25 mins earlier by leaving home 10 mins earlier.

DocSavage

16-07-2009, 02:29 PM

That Boris Johnson hasn't had a drink for three months.
a month less than me :p

DocSavage

16-07-2009, 02:32 PM

I used that excuse to throw a sicky once.:D
my architect was laste for a meeting, he caled from his mobile because he's gone out in his dressing gown to put rubbish out and locked frontdoor. He did not discover thsi till he had reentered and locked the porch (pull shut) which was keyed both sides so was locked in porch but managed to borrow a passerbys moblie phone to call wife and the meeting :rolleyes:

Eye-dee

16-07-2009, 02:36 PM

my architect was laste for a meeting, he caled from his mobile because he's gone out in his dressing gown to put rubbish out and locked frontdoor. He did not discover thsi till he had reentered and locked the porch (pull shut) which was keyed both sides so was locked in porch but managed to borrow a passerbys moblie phone to call wife and the meeting :rolleyes:

Sounds like that scene out of One Foot In The Grave :D

Eye-dee

20-07-2009, 07:32 AM

Hens don't actually lay eggs :eek:

The runny bit comes out of them and gets coated as it emerges, in some kind of quick hardening substance that makes the shell almost immediately.

Isn't that brilliant!! :D

Edit:
Please ignore this post, it is, as politely pointed out below, bollocks.

Maidstoned Eagle

20-07-2009, 07:36 AM