Shockhorror

[Crackmunky]

http://www.crackmunky.com/Eddie%20Yates.gif

Yes friends Eddie Yates that jovial scouse dustman has bought Palace. His swoop came last night when he was playing at the Fairfield Halls in Croydon.

He plans to bring in Maplin holiday camp's 1950's greaser, Ted Bovis to bring on the tangerines at half time.

Also linked with the club is John Inman who will be bringing up the rear.

[Chocky]

I find this news most sinister. Because

1. Eddie Yates was in fact spelt Eddie Yeats.
2. This looks like Goldberg in disguise.
3. This thread is in the wrong forum.
4. This man looks more like Eddie Large.
5. Eddie Yeats looks like this
http://www.corrie.net/profiles/characters/yeats_eddie1.gif

[Crackmunky]

http://www.crackmunky.com/gazza.GIF

Well all that may be true but Eddie is infact Paul Gascoigne.

We'll say no more about Steve Essex