Most pathetic haircut

[Chocky]

OK, now everyone's getting into the groove of slating players for their ability and looks, what about the haircuts?

The poxy Swindlehurst/Walsh/Flanagan perms of 1979....aaaaaarrrrrrgh!

There's got to be many more, and I'll start with the newest dodgy barnet...Morrison. That blonde hair looks pathetic-shave it off you tosser!

Silly facial hair is allowed in this thread as well, like that bit of sh*t that Curcic stuck to his chin with superglue.

[tomario]

I always thought that Richard Shaws haircuts were pretty bad.
As for facial hair Nige and Eddie always had dodgy taches.

[Oisin]

I'd have to agree with Tom on the Richard Shaw perm. Awful.

[DUTCH]

Does anyone else think Chris Armstrong looks stupid WITH hair, especially with the lost eye-brow under his nose!!!!

Without doubt, Tommy Langley.

I'm convinced his mum used to cut it using the pudding bowl technique.

[Big Fella]

Gareth Taylor's shredded wheat style bowl cut. Who cut that - the council?

[Baloo]

I already mentioned him in the "uggliest player ever" thread, but Paul Warhurst's mop didn't exactly detract from his ape-like appearance, did it?

I would also mention Geoff Thomas's hair, although not a "bad haircut", it was always irritatingly superglued into formation, like those pictures in barber's shops.

[Fat Andy]

hard to beat Mark Dennis and his 'Barry Venison' efforts !

[James Verrinder]

Geoff Thomas had a horrendous V shaped step in the FA final.

[Benny B Block]

How about Bruce Dyers play-off final adidas haircut. Ummm that worked - the money poured in for him on that one !

Warhurst would win the greasiest hair award.

I sat behind him away at Stockport.

He must have washed it with Mazola that morning.

[GoringEagle]

Away from Palace for a moment, D. Seaman's will soon be long enough to wipe his bum on.

[Vic Eagle]

Clearly Steve Leahy...like something out of the Hair Bear Bunch.

Or was his the lack of a haircut?

[Chocky]

http://members.aol.com/Chocky141/Vincewig.jpeg

[johnny]

...Above is Vince after a trim.He had bigger hair than that.

[Gooders]

I assume this is supposed to be a Palace-only thread but I do so wish that someone close to Walker at Tottenham would tell him that he has looked like a complete nob-end for years now!

Do something about that dodgy barnet you big girls blouse!

[Gooders]

But the clear winner is... Sasa!

[Spanish Dan]

Originally posted by tomario on 05-11-2000 12:53 AM
I always thought that Richard Shaws haircuts were pretty bad.
As for facial hair Nige and Eddie always had dodgy taches.

Ah, but Paul Bodin would win a 'dodgiest tache' competition any time. In fact, I think he deserves to be on the Ugly Players thread as well.

[Benny B Block]

I have just remembered a picture of Stan Collymore on one of the Palace videos soon after we signed him from Stafford Rangers. The Ulrika battering tw*t had both a bouffon hair do and a bum fluff 'tash that would blow away in the wind.

He just wanted to win this award

[Blackfen Eagle]

IF we are taking off perms don't forget Paul Barron or Rachid Harkouk.

[Neil the Eagle]

I can't believe this thread has gone into a second page without someone bringing up the day Salako walked out onto the pitch with chunks of hair missing.

In the warm-up, Wrighty went around telling the crowd that Salad's girlfriend had cut his hair that morning