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kolinkins
04-09-2009, 11:02 AM
Half way to gold....GOLD
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 11:02 AM
Even Gucci?;)
Gucci is the one exception.
He is not allowed to post on this thread.
I will forgive him eventually.
Just not yet.
:)
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 11:02 AM
Half way to gold....GOLD
What is half way to gold .... GOLD?
And why say it twice?
:confused:
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 11:03 AM
p.s. 500 replies!!! :lux:
And only 171 of them are mine :lux:
Oh. 172 now.
:D
kolinkins
04-09-2009, 11:04 AM
What is half way to gold .... GOLD?
And why say it twice?
:confused:
Chit Chat Gold
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 11:07 AM
Chit Chat Gold
Oh :(
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 11:31 AM
Chit Chat Gold
Oh, i was doing a Spandau Ballet in my head.:D
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 11:36 AM
Oh, i was doing a Spandau Ballet in my head.:D
So.
So far today, you've done a Michael Caine and a Spandau.
Plus, being Kevin Costner.
A man of many faces (or voices).
Sophie_9
04-09-2009, 11:37 AM
Oh, i was doing a Spandau Ballet in my head.:D
I am seeing them in October:lux:
kitticat
04-09-2009, 11:39 AM
What is half way to gold .... GOLD?
And why say it twice?
:confused:
Always believe in your souuuul, you got the power to know.....
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 11:40 AM
Always believe in your souuuul, you got the power to know.....
Have you been drinking?
:confused:
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 11:41 AM
Oh. I just got that Kitti.
Sorry
:D
kitticat
04-09-2009, 11:41 AM
Oh. I just got that Kitti.
Sorry
:D
I just burst into song, I couldn't help it :D
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 11:45 AM
So.
So far today, you've done a Michael Caine and a Spandau.
Plus, being Kevin Costner.
A man of many faces (or voices).
:angel: :) :bash: :confused: :grrr: :veryangry :eek: :S: :rolleyes: :cool: :love: :hmph: :D :clown:
;)
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 11:52 AM
You forgot Afro man.
:afro:
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 11:54 AM
you're only allowed 15 at a time. (i'll add that to things i've leant today)
kitticat
04-09-2009, 11:55 AM
You forgot Afro man.
:afro:
Cos he got high? :D :D
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 11:55 AM
you're only allowed 15 at a time. (i'll add that to things i've leant today)
Well, blow me.
I didn't know that!
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 11:55 AM
plus my hairs thick but there's no afroman in me. i dont think i'm hip enough.
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 11:56 AM
Cos he got high? :D :D
see, doesn't just happen to me.:p
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 11:58 AM
I'm hungry
:(
kitticat
04-09-2009, 11:58 AM
see, doesn't just happen to me.:p
If you know the song it will be stuck in your head forever now :)
lalalalalala
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 11:58 AM
And only 171 of them are mine :lux:
Oh. 172 now.
:D
how do you see that?
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 11:59 AM
1f4d
If you know the song it will be stuck in your head forever now :)
lalalalalala
yeah, thanks for that. :(
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 11:59 AM
how do you see that?
On the main menu thingy, click on the Replies number and a box will come up showing you who has posted, and what their post count is.
:)
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 12:00 PM
I'm hungry
:(
eat then.
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 12:00 PM
eat then.
I'm waiting for my lunch to be brought in.
Despite promising me it will be here between 12.30 and 1.00, it's not.
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 12:02 PM
oh, your Ģ2.50 fish and chips.
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 12:02 PM
On the main menu thingy, click on the Replies number and a box will come up showing you who has posted, and what their post count is.
:)
that doesn't help. :confused:
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 12:03 PM
that doesn't help. :confused:
Why?
:D
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 12:03 PM
oh, your Ģ2.50 fish and chips.
Yes.
He hasn't even left home yet :rolleyes:
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 12:04 PM
I've lost where you can look at all your own started threads too. I was trying to find the 'Barbara syndrome' one.
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 12:05 PM
Yes.
He hasn't even left home yet :rolleyes:
I've just had chips if that helps. And an aero.
Feel a bit sick now.
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 12:09 PM
I've lost where you can look at all your own started threads too. I was trying to find the 'Barbara syndrome' one.
If you click on your own Username, it brings up your profile, then you get the option to see all your posts, or all threads started by you.
I've just had chips if that helps. And an aero.
Feel a bit sick now
I just found a Munch Bunch in the fridge, so I ate that, then realised it was 2 weeks out of date.
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 12:59 PM
Yogurt is bacteria produced so it doesn't matter.
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 01:02 PM
If you click on your own Username, it brings up your profile, then you get the option to see all your posts, or all threads started by you.
I just found a Munch Bunch in the fridge, so I ate that, then realised it was 2 weeks out of date.
Ah, yes. here it is. http://forums.cpfc.org/showthread.php?t=174301
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 01:06 PM
Ah, yes. here it is. http://forums.cpfc.org/showthread.php?t=174301
:D
I'd forgotten all about that.
I still sneeze when I'm full up, and did meet someone else who does it.
A woman at a table next to me in Cyprus started sneezing after her meal, and I looked over at her, and her husband said 'Oh, you'll have to excuse her. She does it when she's had a big meal' :lux:
So we had a chat, compared sneezes and that was it, really.
Well done finding the thread though :)
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 01:07 PM
Yogurt is bacteria produced so it doesn't matter.
It was Fromage Frais not yoghurt.
It tasted fine though.
Riley
04-09-2009, 01:10 PM
Bollocks, I thought this was the official Barbarella thread.
It's probably best if I just leave. If I stay we'll only end up talking about Barbara's plans to kidnap Senor Soares again.
Sorry Barbara.
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 01:11 PM
Bollocks, I thought this was the official Barbarella thread.
It's probably best if I just leave. If I stay we'll only end up talking about Barbara's plans to kidnap Senor Soares again.
Sorry Barbara.
It's always on my mind.
Not a day goes by when I don't give Tom a though.
Poor Tom :(
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 01:15 PM
It's always on my mind.
Not a day goes by when I don't give Tom a though.
Poor Tom :(
Give Tom a though? is that slang for somthing smutty?:D
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 01:17 PM
On the main menu thingy, click on the Replies number and a box will come up showing you who has posted, and what their post count is.
:)
I still can't figure that out. Can you explain to me as you would explain to a 5 year old, i'm being extra stupid today.:confused:
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 01:17 PM
Give Tom a though? is that slang for somthing smutty?:D
Oops :D
Only probably in the same way as somthing is.
;)
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 01:19 PM
I still can't figure that out. Can you explain to me as you would explain to a 5 year old, i'm being extra stupid today.:confused:
Ok.
You know the General Chit Chat main menu, that shows all the different threads, which updates everytime you press F5 or refresh, well where it shows you how many replies there has been to a particular thread, there is a number.
If you click on that number, a little box will come up showing who has posted and how many posts they made.
:)
1fa7
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 01:22 PM
Oops :D
Only probably in the same way as somthing is.
;)
damn! touche!;)
Ok.
You know the General Chit Chat main menu, that shows all the different threads, which updates everytime you press F5 or refresh, well where it shows you how many replies there has been to a particular thread, there is a number.
If you click on that number, a little box will come up showing who has posted and how many posts they made.
:)I can do it. :lux:
Who Posted? Total Posts: 545
User Name Posts Barbara4003 (http://forums.cpfc.org/member.php?u=14436) 189
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 01:29 PM
I can do it. :lux:
Who Posted? Total Posts: 545
User Name Posts Barbara4003 (http://forums.cpfc.org/member.php?u=14436) 189
Well done :lux:
Just over a third are mine.
That's not too bad, I suppose.
If and when it gets to about 50%, then I'll have to stop posting, I think.
Don't want to hog my own thread.
:)
Maidstoned Eagle
04-09-2009, 01:31 PM
I just made a Bolognese...and garlic bread.
DocSavage
04-09-2009, 01:35 PM
Well done :lux:
Just over a third are mine.
That's not too bad, I suppose.
If and when it gets to about 50%, then I'll have to stop posting, I think.
Don't want to hog my own thread.
:)
don't worry you appear to have a large band of followers lagging not far behind in both quantity and also in terms of diversity or "off topic" posts
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 01:36 PM
I just made a Bolognese...and garlic bread.
Did you make your own garlic bread or do you mean you heated up a pre-prepared one?
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 01:39 PM
Ok.
You know the General Chit Chat main menu, that shows all the different threads, which updates everytime you press F5 or refresh, well where it shows you how many replies there has been to a particular thread, there is a number.
If you click on that number, a little box will come up showing who has posted and how many posts they made.
:)
:lux: Another thing i've learned today.
I'm 2nd on here. perhaps i should shut up for a while.:hmph:
Maidstoned Eagle
04-09-2009, 01:40 PM
Did you make your own garlic bread or do you mean you heated up a pre-prepared one?
Make my own. Did it with a small loaf this time. Only downside was no fresh parsley for the garlic butter.
Maidstoned Eagle
04-09-2009, 01:40 PM
I'm 2nd on here. perhaps i should shut up for a while.:hmph:
We can always live in hope.
:D
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 01:41 PM
We can always live in hope.
:D
:(
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 01:42 PM
you're in 3rd Maidstoned.
Maidstoned Eagle
04-09-2009, 01:42 PM
:(
Gissa kiss! :love:
Maidstoned Eagle
04-09-2009, 01:43 PM
you're in 3rd Maidstoned.
That sounds like a Scout troop.
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 01:44 PM
:lux: Another thing i've learned today.
I'm 2nd on here. perhaps i should shut up for a while.:hmph:
:D
Technicallly, it is your thread though, so you can post as much as you like.
:lux:
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 02:00 PM
That sounds like a Scout troop.
:D It does doesn't it. I was in the 11th Caterham many many moons ago.
Maidstoned Eagle
04-09-2009, 02:01 PM
:D It does doesn't it. I was in the 11th Caterham many many moons ago.
I was in the 1st Forest Hill
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 02:01 PM
:D
Technicallly, it is your thread though, so you can post as much as you like.
:lux:
phew!:lux:
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 02:08 PM
Gissa kiss! :love:
have 4. ;)
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/6439/kisslc.png
By antpalace (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/antpalace)
Mike Douglas
04-09-2009, 02:32 PM
Is it going home time yet?
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 02:33 PM
Is it going home time yet?
No, not quite.
Another 27 minutes for me.
:)
kolinkins
04-09-2009, 02:34 PM
I didnt know you worked part-time Babs
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 02:36 PM
I didnt know you worked part-time Babs
Full time work for part time pay, I'm afraid, Naz.
Maidstoned Eagle
04-09-2009, 02:36 PM
I am home
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 02:50 PM
1 hour 40 mins for me.:(
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 02:51 PM
216e
then work again tomorrow morning.
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 02:52 PM
8 minutes for me :lux:
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 03:02 PM
So, what are you, semi-retired?
:D ;)
Jukesy
04-09-2009, 03:37 PM
Full time work for part time pay, I'm afraid, Naz.
You sure you got that the right way round Barb? :D :p
Doris.x
04-09-2009, 03:39 PM
I'm off now - then shopping
I hate shopping :(
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 03:40 PM
You sure you got that the right way round Barb? :D :p
Yes, David. I work really hard.
Printing cr*p for you without anyone noticing and keeping up to date with the BBS.
And on top of that, keeping the Company's money sorted out.
What more could you ask for?
DocSavage
04-09-2009, 03:41 PM
Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget
DocSavage
04-09-2009, 03:41 PM
off topic enough?
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 03:42 PM
So, what are you, semi-retired?
:D ;)
No :(
I work 3 full days at work, then 2 days at home doing other people's books for them.
Although those 2 days are very flexible.
:)
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 03:43 PM
off topic enough?
That was very off topic.
Well done :lux:
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 03:47 PM
Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to DocSavage again.
DocSavage
04-09-2009, 03:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPrQOiS_zLQ&feature=fvst
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLB15kBvn_c&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebdrc7YsIGw&feature=related
another tangent but the bestest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cEsAX4xaFI
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 03:48 PM
Remind's me of Maharishi Phucknuckel's guide to Zen.
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 03:50 PM
here it is.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just **** off and leave me alone.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.
The darkest hours come just before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk and newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Sex is like air. It only becomes really important when you aren't getting any.
Don't aspire to become irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Remember, no one is listening until you fart.
Never forget that you are unique, like everyone else.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
If you think nobody cares whether you're dead or alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Have you ever lent someone Ģ20 and never seen that person again? It was probably worth it.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreens.
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgment.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman. Neither one works.
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry, and we get smacked on our arse. From there on in, life gets worse.
The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.
Remember not to forget that which you do not need to know.
207e
DocSavage
04-09-2009, 03:50 PM
sorry I'm off for night out, rare these days, early morning at tesco, and off to see wasps tomorrow see y'all monday sometime
babs your brilliant
ant.palace well done
excellent doris get mine too please
Maidstoned Eagle
04-09-2009, 03:51 PM
Er, what about me?
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 03:53 PM
sorry I'm off for night out, rare these days, early morning at tesco, and off to see wasps tomorrow see y'all monday sometime
babs your brilliant
ant.palace well done
excellent doris get mine too please
:hi:
Ant.Palace
04-09-2009, 03:54 PM
Er, what about me?
you can have another kiss if you want.;)
Maidstoned Eagle
04-09-2009, 03:56 PM
you can have another kiss if you want.;)
Ok, but get some Tic Tacs first, your breath was rank!
Barbara4003
04-09-2009, 03:56 PM
:hi: DocSavage. Have a nice weekend :)
There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman. Neither one works.
:lux:
DocSavage
04-09-2009, 03:58 PM
maidstoned eagle how could i forget you, thank you for your contributions keep em coming
Barbara4003
05-09-2009, 04:41 PM
I'm not sure if it's me, or what.
I just went up Waitrose to buy the dinner for tomorrow. Last week they had some vacuum packed leg of pork, which I bought and it was really nice.
So, the people coming to dinner tomorrow requested pork, so I thought I'd get another piece like I had last week.
So I looked in the refrigeration bit, and they only had the little legs in the hard plastic containers. So I went over to the butcher bit and said 'Last week you had some leg of pork in vacuum pack. Do you have any more?
He just sort of looked at me, with that funny look.
'Vacuum packed' said I. 'The gammon is there' says he, pointing to the bacon.
'No, it was a leg of pork, but vacuum packed and was with the pork in the fridge'
'You'll have to be more specific' says he. 'Well, I don't know how much more specific you want me to be. I can't tell you the name of the pig or anything. It was just a vacuum packed leg of pork'.
'The gammon is over there'.
'I'll take that bit there, please' says I, pointing to a leg of pork.
:rolleyes:
That's my rant of the day.
:)
kolinkins
05-09-2009, 04:42 PM
Serves you right for wanting pork
cpfcfan1
05-09-2009, 04:42 PM
Pork </3 Chicken is better :)
Barbara4003
05-09-2009, 04:44 PM
Serves you right for wanting pork
I'd rather have had lamb.
But my niece requested pork.
They had vacuum packed legs of lamb though.
cpfcfan1
05-09-2009, 04:45 PM
Whats vacuum? :(
Barbara4003
05-09-2009, 04:46 PM
Whats vacuum? :(
Do you work at Waitrose?
It's where the meat is packed, but all the air is sucked out of the packaging.
:)
cpfcfan1
05-09-2009, 04:47 PM
No i dont.. and right I see, do they do vacuum chicken?
Barbara4003
05-09-2009, 04:48 PM
No i dont.. and right I see, do they do vacuum chicken?
Not that I noticed.
They do vacuum packed gammon though.
Maidstoned Eagle
05-09-2009, 04:48 PM
Why didnīt you just go to the local butcher?
Doris.x
05-09-2009, 04:51 PM
Why didnīt you just go to the local butcher?
We don't have a local butcher anymore :sob:
kolinkins
05-09-2009, 04:52 PM
I'd rather have had lamb.
But my niece requested pork.
They had vacuum packed legs of lamb though.
Well, when you make me dinner, you can make me a lamb shank.
Barbara4003
05-09-2009, 04:55 PM
Why didnīt you just go to the local butcher?
Because by the time I got round to going shopping for food, the local butcher would have been shut. He shuts at 4.00 on a Saturday for some reason.
We don't have a local butcher anymore :sob:
There is one in Elmfield Way. And he's a Palace supporter. His shop is done out in red and blue :lux:
Well, when you make me dinner, you can make me a lamb shank.
Noted.
:)
cpfcfan1
05-09-2009, 05:27 PM
gammon is lovely! not had it in a while.
Barbara4003
05-09-2009, 05:28 PM
Yes, gammon is nice.
But it's not a leg of pork.
Although it is pig.
:)
cpfcfan1
05-09-2009, 05:29 PM
Meh pork is ok, prefere lamb and chicken.
Barbara4003
05-09-2009, 05:30 PM
I only really like pork for the crackling :D
MicksSis
05-09-2009, 06:22 PM
There is one in Elmfield Way. And he's a Palace supporter. His shop is done out in red and blue :lux:
:)
Do you know the man who owns the florist, Mike?
If you do say hello to him from me, but use my real name.
He though does not support Palace - he is a Spurs supporter.
1f8e
cpfcfan1
05-09-2009, 06:23 PM
hmm getting a bit peckish now
Barbara4003
05-09-2009, 06:35 PM
Do you know the man who owns the florist, Mike?
If you do say hello to him from me, but use my real name.
He though does not support Palace - he is a Spurs supporter.
Yes, I do :)
He's a nice guy even though he's a Spurs supporter.
They do lovely flowers there.
I'll say hi for you next time I'm down there.
:)
sexyrazor
05-09-2009, 06:39 PM
SILK
Barbara4003
05-09-2009, 06:40 PM
SILK
:D
I'm impressed at your restraint :lux:
sexyrazor
05-09-2009, 06:46 PM
:D
I'm impressed at your restraint :lux:
FLANGE
Barbara4003
05-09-2009, 06:49 PM
Oh :(
little al
05-09-2009, 06:50 PM
Copse
Barbara4003
05-09-2009, 06:51 PM
Copse
Wrong thread
:D
little al
05-09-2009, 06:52 PM
Wrong thread
:D
Shit, so it is:afro:
MicksSis
06-09-2009, 09:27 AM
Yes, I do :)
He's a nice guy even though he's a Spurs supporter.
They do lovely flowers there.
I'll say hi for you next time I'm down there.
:)
Please do - We were good mates many years ago.:)
Maidstoned Eagle
06-09-2009, 09:38 AM
Please do - We were good mates many years ago.:)
Oh yeah?;)
MicksSis
06-09-2009, 09:51 AM
Oh yeah?;)
:angel:
Billy Rhino
06-09-2009, 10:12 AM
The official Barbara thread.
For when she goes off topic, here's an outlet.:p
31068
Ant.Palace
06-09-2009, 02:57 PM
Hoew can anything be off topic here?
Doris.x
06-09-2009, 03:02 PM
Hoew can anything be off topic here?
Exactly
Barbara4003
06-09-2009, 07:57 PM
Nothing can be off topic.
It's an off topic thread.
:confused:
little al
06-09-2009, 08:00 PM
Nothing can be off topic.
It's an off topic thread.
:confused:
During the mid 1500's, Italian inventor Leonardo Da Vinci made drawings of an ornithopter flying machine that some experts say inspired the modern day helicopter. In 1784, French inventor, Launoy and Bienvenue created a toy with a rotary-wing that could lift and fly and proved the principle of helicopter flight.
Barbara4003
06-09-2009, 08:02 PM
During the mid 1500's, Italian inventor Leonardo Da Vinci made drawings of an ornithopter flying machine that some experts say inspired the modern day helicopter. In 1784, French inventor, Launoy and Bienvenue created a toy with a rotary-wing that could lift and fly and proved the principle of helicopter flight.
I've seen that picture.
:)
the digger
06-09-2009, 08:06 PM
So, Barbara, is your daughter single?
little al
06-09-2009, 08:09 PM
So, Barbara, is your daughter single?
She is shagging a Canadian.
the digger
06-09-2009, 08:11 PM
She is shagging a Canadian.
We've all done that, doesn't stop us being single.
little al
06-09-2009, 08:13 PM
We've all done that, doesn't stop us being single.
I haven't. And I am not single.
kitticat
06-09-2009, 08:15 PM
We've all done that, doesn't stop us being single.
I've not done that either.
Barbara4003
06-09-2009, 08:18 PM
She is shagging a Canadian.
It would be a bit difficult for her to be sha**ing him. They live 2,500 miles apart :D
She doesn't consider herself single as she considers she has a boyfriend, albeit he lives in Canada at the moment.
:)
DocSavage
07-09-2009, 03:18 AM
morning babs
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 07:02 AM
Morning Doc. Looks a nice day today
:)
DocSavage
07-09-2009, 07:03 AM
Morning Doc. Looks a nice day today
:)
it certainly does
have a good one
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 07:05 AM
it certainly does
have a good one
You too :)
Ant.Palace
07-09-2009, 07:10 AM
very pleasant on here this morning. morning all.
1f89
Maidstoned Eagle
07-09-2009, 07:11 AM
Shut it, minge breath.
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 07:12 AM
Morning Kev :hi:
Ant.Palace
07-09-2009, 07:12 AM
Shut it, minge breath.
:D :lux:
Shut it, minge breath. Well said, my effeminate friend.
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 07:13 AM
Morning Pete :hi:
Trust you to lower the tone :D
Maidstoned Eagle
07-09-2009, 07:15 AM
Well said, my effeminate friend.
Does that mean I get to be on the bottom this time?
Does that mean I get to be on the bottom this time?You'll need to ask the others.
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 07:17 AM
Good morning, Mazikins :hi:
Maidstoned Eagle
07-09-2009, 07:18 AM
You'll need to ask the others.
I told you last night, there are no "others"!:sob:
Good morning, Mazikins :hi:Good morning Babbipuff.
Today I have to go to Manchester. :(
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 07:21 AM
Good morning Babbipuff.
Today I have to go to Manchester. :(
Oh dear :( I can think of nicer places to have to go. Although they do have quite a good shopping centre :)
Are you going on your bike?
Even worse - I'm driving.
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 07:27 AM
Even worse - I'm driving.
:(
Well have a safe journey and pretend it's somewhere a bit more exotic - like Leeds or something :)
Maidstoned Eagle
07-09-2009, 07:30 AM
Go and wee on Old Trafford
the digger
07-09-2009, 07:35 AM
It would be a bit difficult for her to be sha**ing him. They live 2,500 miles apart :D
She doesn't consider herself single as she considers she has a boyfriend, albeit he lives in Canada at the moment.
:)
I could set him up with my wife. :D
Maidstoned Eagle
07-09-2009, 07:42 AM
I could set him up with my wife. :D
Good thinking son.
the digger
07-09-2009, 07:45 AM
Good thinking son.
Thanks pa, I will get my hands on that pie crust recipe......
Maidstoned Eagle
07-09-2009, 07:48 AM
Thanks pa, I will get my hands on that pie crust recipe......
Ánd then we open our own chain of Pie and Mash shops and take over the world! Mwahahahahahhahahahahhaha!:vader: :o
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 08:16 AM
Thanks pa, I will get my hands on that pie crust recipe......
If she tells you, she'd have to kill you.
It is written.
Maidstoned Eagle
07-09-2009, 08:17 AM
If she tells you, she'd have to kill you.
It is written.
We have a plan.
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 08:20 AM
We have a plan.
Is it a cunning plan?
Or just a plan?
Maidstoned Eagle
07-09-2009, 08:22 AM
Is it a cunning plan?
Or just a plan?
Itīs so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel.
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 08:31 AM
It won't work, I tell you.
She knows the punishment for giving away trade secrets.
;)
Maidstoned Eagle
07-09-2009, 08:37 AM
the digger is our Mata Hari.
DocSavage
07-09-2009, 10:08 AM
subject to bab's and ant's agreement can i go right off topic for a moment?
i wonder if it's possible to be the author of the "last post" in every bbs category at any given moment?
briefly during a bout of sleeplessness at about 3am this morning I managed to post in 3 categories and wonder if i could manage the entire block before someone piped up?
Further I am concerned that even if i did no one would notice or believe it so can it be achieved? or recorded?
what say you folks?
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 10:27 AM
subject to bab's and ant's agreement can i go right off topic for a moment?
i wonder if it's possible to be the author of the "last post" in every bbs category at any given moment?
briefly during a bout of sleeplessness at about 3am this morning I managed to post in 3 categories and wonder if i could manage the entire block before someone piped up?
Further I am concerned that even if i did no one would notice or believe it so can it be achieved? or recorded?
what say you folks?
I'm sure it's possible. You have to pick a time when all the UKers are asleep and the oversea'ers are busy.
Then post in every catagegory, and take a picture of your screen proving it.
:)
1f4a
Ant.Palace
07-09-2009, 10:42 AM
subject to bab's and ant's agreement can i go right off topic for a moment?
i wonder if it's possible to be the author of the "last post" in every bbs category at any given moment?
briefly during a bout of sleeplessness at about 3am this morning I managed to post in 3 categories and wonder if i could manage the entire block before someone piped up?
Further I am concerned that even if i did no one would notice or believe it so can it be achieved? or recorded?
what say you folks?
Hasn't Barbara achieved that already?:D
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 10:50 AM
Hasn't Barbara achieved that already?:D
No. Cheeky git.
I don't read all the BBS.
A lot of it is boring.
:D
the digger
07-09-2009, 11:35 AM
Ánd then we open our own chain of Pie and Mash shops and take over the world! Mwahahahahahhahahahahhaha!:vader: :o
Dad, if I marry Barbara's daughter I'd already be set to inherit a chain of pie shops. We could use the recipe to make pies at home for eating by the pool.
Much better plan methinks, although slightly less cunning since I just posted it on Barbara's thread.
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 11:37 AM
Dad, if I marry Barbara's daughter I'd already be set to inherit a chain of pie shops. We could use the recipe to make pies at home for eating by the pool.
Much better plan methinks, although slightly less cunning since I just posted it on Barbara's thread.
She's very high maintenance, I forgot to add.
Maidstoned Eagle
07-09-2009, 11:50 AM
She's very high maintenance, I forgot to add.
Bit like her Dad then.
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 11:55 AM
Bit like her Dad then.
He's not.
He can't afford it with me and his daughter.
:)
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 11:56 AM
I just had this thought.
Do you think when the very first person first eat a banana, do you think they eat the skin, too?
And if they did, I wonder how long it took before someone realised banana's are much nicer out of their skin?
You can substitute orange for banana.
the digger
07-09-2009, 11:59 AM
She's very high maintenance, I forgot to add.
Wait until you meet the girl her boyfriend just got lumbered with. :D
the digger
07-09-2009, 12:00 PM
I just had this thought.
Do you think when the very first person first eat a banana, do you think they eat the skin, too?
And if they did, I wonder how long it took before someone realised banana's are much nicer out of their skin?
You can substitute orange for banana.
I'm not sure that would work for a banoffie pie.
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 12:02 PM
I think I should have said ate instead of eat.
:confused:
Ant.Palace
07-09-2009, 12:17 PM
Don't worry Barbara, there's nobody here to correct you/ rub your nose in it.
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 12:18 PM
Don't worry Barbara, there's nobody here to correct you/ rub your nose in it.
Except me :(
DocSavage
07-09-2009, 12:25 PM
changing the subject....
what happened to Belfast Eagle?
I wonder if he ever got to Selhurst as promised, and anticipated?
and if so what he thought
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 12:36 PM
changing the subject....
what happened to Belfast Eagle?
I wonder if he ever got to Selhurst as promised, and anticipated?
and if so what he thought
When I went to the Torquay game with Doris, we had a Northern Irish man sitting behind us. Every other word was the 'F' word.
We wondered if he was Belfast Eagle at the time. We were going to ask him, but he frightened us a bit, so we just kept quiet.
:)
DocSavage
07-09-2009, 12:47 PM
When I went to the Torquay game with Doris, we had a Northern Irish man sitting behind us. Every other word was the 'F' word.
We wondered if he was Belfast Eagle at the time. We were going to ask him, but he frightened us a bit, so we just kept quiet.
:)
swearing?
at a soccer match?
:rolleyes:
sounds right, youngish? short hair?
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 12:55 PM
swearing?
at a soccer match?
:rolleyes:
sounds right, youngish? short hair?
I don't really know. We were scared to look at him :eek:
Changing the subject, just for a minute for a minor rant, we've got this Welsh woman working downstairs in the factory today stuffing envelopes or something, and her bl**dy voice is going right through me. I can hear her upstairs in my office :grrr:
I am having to very strongly resist the urge to go and punch her in her stupid Welsh mouth :grrr:
As you were.
:)
Ant.Palace
07-09-2009, 01:24 PM
I don't really know. We were scared to look at him :eek:
Changing the subject, just for a minute for a minor rant, we've got this Welsh woman working downstairs in the factory today stuffing envelopes or something, and her bl**dy voice is going right through me. I can hear her upstairs in my office :grrr:
I am having to very strongly resist the urge to go and punch her in her stupid Welsh mouth :grrr:
As you were.
:)
:eek: Barbara i'm shocked!!
1f6f
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 01:25 PM
:eek: Barbara i'm shocked!!
I know. I thought you would be. :(
Her voice is so grating though.
I haven't punched her though, if that's any consolation :p
DocSavage
07-09-2009, 01:28 PM
I don't really know. We were scared to look at him :eek:
Changing the subject, just for a minute for a minor rant, we've got this Welsh woman working downstairs in the factory today stuffing envelopes or something, and her bl**dy voice is going right through me. I can hear her upstairs in my office :grrr:
I am having to very strongly resist the urge to go and punch her in her stupid Welsh mouth :grrr:
As you were.
:)
you shouldn't resist these types of urges, it leads to high blood pressure
go down there and tell her politely she is loud and obnoxious and should seal her tongue in the next envelope.
she will obviously have been told this previouslya nd will do as she is told
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 01:40 PM
you shouldn't resist these types of urges, it leads to high blood pressure
go down there and tell her politely she is loud and obnoxious and should seal her tongue in the next envelope.
she will obviously have been told this previouslya nd will do as she is told
She has been told before, but she treats it like a sort of compliment I think :confused:
I'll keep quiet. She's a lot bigger than me and is a bit rough.
Ant.Palace
07-09-2009, 01:41 PM
She has been told before, but she treats it like a sort of compliment I think :confused:
I'll keep quiet. She's a lot bigger than me and is a bit rough.
What even her arse? ;)
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 01:42 PM
What even her arse? ;)
:D
Her ar*e is definitely a lot bigger than mine.
Hers is huge :eek:
DocSavage
07-09-2009, 02:14 PM
:D
Her ar*e is definitely a lot bigger than mine.
Hers is huge :eek:
I understand size isn't everything!
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 02:16 PM
I understand size isn't everything!
In some circumstances, size is everything.
mrgins
07-09-2009, 02:39 PM
can you post pics so we can judge ass sizes?
thefox
07-09-2009, 03:37 PM
When I went to the Torquay game with Doris, we had a Northern Irish man sitting behind us. Every other word was the 'F' word.
We wondered if he was Belfast Eagle at the time. We were going to ask him, but he frightened us a bit, so we just kept quiet.
:)
Did he talk about IT ?
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 03:39 PM
Did he talk about IT ?
Not that I remember.
He was talking about the players, as if he didn't really know who they were. But literally, every other word was the 'F' word.
Even at the end, his mate said something like that was a good result, wasn't it and he said 'Abso-f*cking-lutely'.
:eek:
thefox
07-09-2009, 03:41 PM
can you post pics so we can judge ass sizes?
http://eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/2005-06-05rhino01.jpg
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 03:41 PM
http://eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/2005-06-05rhino01.jpg
Is that your ar*e?
thefox
07-09-2009, 03:43 PM
Is that your ar*e?
Well I can understand that comment as it's hard to see your own arse.
thefox
07-09-2009, 03:44 PM
Not that I remember.
He was talking about the players, as if he didn't really know who they were. But literally, every other word was the 'F' word.
Even at the end, his mate said something like that was a good result, wasn't it and he said 'Abso-f*cking-lutely'.
:eek:
I think there are only two Northern Irish on here so that narrows it down to Belfast Eagle then.
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 03:46 PM
I think there are only two Northern Irish on here so that narrows it down to Belfast Eagle then.
Of course, there's always the chance that this guy isn't on the BBS.
I know it's hard to imagine, but not all Palace fans are on here.
Shocking.
MicksSis
07-09-2009, 04:27 PM
Barbara - I have just checked out Marianne's as I drove home - they appear to have some 'nice' bits in the window.:)
Are you from WW Barbara? - I know you don't live there now, but when you were younger?
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 05:05 PM
Barbara - I have just checked out Marianne's as I drove home - they appear to have some 'nice' bits in the window.:)
Are you from WW Barbara? - I know you don't live there now, but when you were younger?
Did you go in? I can't believe a shop like that would have survived for all these years unless it had a side-line going on ;)
No, I'm not from West Wickham. I spent the majority of my youth in The Crown in Shirley though and most of my friends lived in the Shirley/West Wickham area.
:)
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 05:26 PM
I can't stop eating After Eight mints :(
I won't be happy until the whole box has been eaten.
cpfcfan1
07-09-2009, 05:49 PM
I can't stop eating After Eight mints :(
I won't be happy until the whole box has been eaten.
OO they are lovely!! I also eat the whole box when I have them :)
2054
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 05:53 PM
OO they are lovely!! I also eat the whole box when I have them :)
I should really just get what's left in the box and stuff them all in one go.
I'm deluding myself that I'm only having one or two but the reality is I keep getting up and picking up 3 at a time and eating them - every 5 minutes.
They need to be eaten.
cpfcfan1
07-09-2009, 05:59 PM
They do, very yummy.
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 06:05 PM
I've eaten them all now.
<vomity-sicky-smilie-thingy>
kitticat
07-09-2009, 06:18 PM
I feel like a bad mummy, I accidently locked Dante in the closet.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
07-09-2009, 06:42 PM
I've eaten them all now.
<vomity-sicky-smilie-thingy>
My wife can easily polish off an entire box of them all on her own.
Its not pretty looking at her when there's chocolate about...
Doris.x
07-09-2009, 06:43 PM
When I went to the Torquay game with Doris, we had a Northern Irish man sitting behind us. Every other word was the 'F' word.
We wondered if he was Belfast Eagle at the time. We were going to ask him, but he frightened us a bit, so we just kept quiet.
:)
Originally Posted by DocSavage
swearing?
at a soccer match?
sounds right, youngish? short hair?
From what I can remember, I managed to get a quick glance of him, he wasn't particularly young. He was oldish, fattish and baldish
and he was wearing a Palace top
But as Barbara said, we were too frightened to look properly,
and what a mouth!:D :D
MicksSis
07-09-2009, 07:43 PM
Did you go in? I can't believe a shop like that would have survived for all these years unless it had a side-line going on ;)
No, I'm not from West Wickham. I spent the majority of my youth in The Crown in Shirley though and most of my friends lived in the Shirley/West Wickham area.
:)
Good god no!! - Anyway I was driving.:)
I spent all of my teens living in WW - it was quite a boring town!
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 07:44 PM
Good god no!! - Anyway I was driving.:)
I spent all of my teens living in WW - it was quite a boring town!
If only you'd known it was the Mecca for cross-dressers.
One of my work mates drove past on his way home tonight, and sent me a picture of the shop front to my phone :D
I'll see if I can get it off my phone, and onto here :)
cpfcfan1
07-09-2009, 07:45 PM
How are you feeling after all the after eights? :P
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 07:46 PM
How are you feeling after all the after eights? :P
A bit icky :(
I had to eat my dinner, too, which didn't help matters.
MicksSis
07-09-2009, 07:55 PM
If only you'd known it was the Mecca for cross-dressers.
One of my work mates drove past on his way home tonight, and sent me a picture of the shop front to my phone :D
I'll see if I can get it off my phone, and onto here :)
I have (this has only just come to me) seen a few cross dressers in Boots WW, over the years. Now it makes sense.:)
I have an eldery aunt who I see often - she is always saying what 'nice bits' they have in the window. I will have a whole different picture in my head, if she says it again.:D
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 07:57 PM
I have (this has only just come to me) seen a few cross dressers in Boots WW, over the years. Now it makes sense.:)
I have an eldery aunt who I see often - she is always saying what 'nice bits' they have in the window. I will have a whole different picture in my head, if she says it again.:D
:D
I phoned the shop this afternoon, and this rather gravelly voiced 'woman' answered. I was going to ask if they stocked size 10 platform shoes for a friend of mine, but bottled out when I heard her voice :D
Barbara4003
07-09-2009, 08:30 PM
Here's the picture :D
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a342/Barbara4003/Dallas.jpg
mrgins
07-09-2009, 11:46 PM
I feel like a bad mummy, I accidently locked Dante in the closet.
made me laugh...sorry!
little al
08-09-2009, 05:37 AM
Here's the picture :D
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a342/Barbara4003/Dallas.jpg
Sorry to piss on your fireworks, but according to here (http://www.exclusivelondon.co.uk/LondonLifeStyle/LifeStyleLDC.aspx?id=40553) and all the other listings I can find, its just a ladies boutique .
Maidstoned Eagle
08-09-2009, 06:00 AM
Sorry to piss on your fireworks, but according to here (http://www.exclusivelondon.co.uk/LondonLifeStyle/LifeStyleLDC.aspx?id=40553) and all the other listings I can find, its just a ladies boutique .
Is there ANY transvestie clothing stores listed then?
thefox
08-09-2009, 06:03 AM
I feel like a bad mummy, I accidently locked Dante in the closet.
Insert Godders joke.
little al
08-09-2009, 06:20 AM
Is there ANY transvestie clothing stores listed then?
Probably. I'll have a look.
Blue Spice
08-09-2009, 06:33 AM
My hospital job involves running the fortnightly clinic for breast prostheses for ladies who have had a mastectomy, and one of the fitters that comes in has some great tales to tell about men who dress as women. She says they are all lovely blokes and she's come to build up quite a good relationship with them, giving advice on more than just boobs. There's a whole world out there that we never think about but is actually really interesting once we do.
1f63
DocSavage
08-09-2009, 06:53 AM
There's a whole world out there that we never think about but is actually really interesting once we do.
can i not think about this one please?
incidentally I'm somewhat bemused by this "dallas" fashion shop is dallas a type of frock? or is it really a subsidiary of a US outlet? if so do they have stetsons?
the digger
08-09-2009, 07:26 AM
incidentally I'm somewhat bemused by this "dallas" fashion shop is dallas a type of frock? or is it really a subsidiary of a US outlet? if so do they have stetsons?
I wonder if this is a moment for the urban dictionary. Seriously, I do.
Barbara4003
08-09-2009, 07:29 AM
Sorry to piss on your fireworks, but according to here (http://www.exclusivelondon.co.uk/LondonLifeStyle/LifeStyleLDC.aspx?id=40553) and all the other listings I can find, its just a ladies boutique .
I know that's what it's listed as.
But you need to see this shop to understand, and what with you living in a foreign country and all that, you just wouldn't understand.
the digger
08-09-2009, 07:30 AM
I wonder if this is a moment for the urban dictionary. Seriously, I do.
Apologies for quoting myself on your thread Barbara, but from the urban dictionary:
7. Dallas 20 up, 30 down
A man, also could be a transgender, who parades around on chat sites as a female
That dude has to be a Dallas
Maidstoned Eagle
08-09-2009, 07:32 AM
Apologies for quoting myself on your thread Barbara, but from the urban dictionary:
7. Dallas 20 up, 30 down
A man, also could be a transgender, who parades around on chat sites as a female
That dude has to be a Dallas
Well thats little als chips pissed on. :D
Barbara4003
08-09-2009, 07:32 AM
Apologies for quoting myself on your thread Barbara, but from the urban dictionary:
7. Dallas 20 up, 30 down
A man, also could be a transgender, who parades around on chat sites as a female
That dude has to be a Dallas
There you go then. That's the proof.
I always wondered why they insisted on having the Dallas Fashion House bit on the shop.
Psychokiller
08-09-2009, 07:50 AM
Curious place to have a tranny shop, on a minor road in West Wickham! Has anyone told Hoops that there's somewhere local where he can buy his girls pants?
Maidstoned Eagle
08-09-2009, 07:52 AM
Curious place to have a tranny shop, on a minor road in West Wickham! Has anyone told Hoops that there's somewhere local where he can buy his girls pants?
Well discretion,though an alien concept to you, is usually these peoples by word. :D
Barbara4003
08-09-2009, 07:53 AM
Curious place to have a tranny shop, on a minor road in West Wickham! Has anyone told Hoops that there's somewhere local where he can buy his girls pants?
It's not really a minor road. It's the main road that leads out of West Wickham down to Kent Gateway. It's also quite close to the driving test centre and The Swan pub.
:)
Psychokiller
08-09-2009, 07:54 AM
Well discretion,though an alien concept to you, is usually these peoples by word. :D
Fair enough, the only Tranny Shops I've seen before have been up town and tend to be frequented by men who are about as feminine as Giant Haystacks.
Maidstoned Eagle
08-09-2009, 07:57 AM
Fair enough, the only Tranny Shops I've seen before have been up town and tend to be frequented by men who are about as feminine as Giant Haystacks.
You leave Biggus out of this!
Psychokiller
08-09-2009, 07:59 AM
You leave Biggus out of this!
I wondered what that Robbie Savage hairdo was all about....
the digger
08-09-2009, 08:26 AM
I wondered what that Robbie Savage hairdo was all about....
I always thought it was a hair-don't.
kitticat
08-09-2009, 08:36 AM
Insert Godders joke.
Its ok he's out now :D :D
Psychokiller
08-09-2009, 08:41 AM
Its ok he's out now :D :D
Really? He hasn't let me have a go yet!
kitticat
08-09-2009, 08:43 AM
Really? He hasn't let me have a go yet!
I was talking about Dante :D :D :o
Maidstoned Eagle
08-09-2009, 08:45 AM
I was talking about Dante :D :D :o
Danteīs gay?
DocSavage
08-09-2009, 10:53 AM
bab's are you here? have you come to blows with the welsh girl?
Ant.Palace
08-09-2009, 11:06 AM
she is rather quiet today. Perhaps she's actually working.
kolinkins
08-09-2009, 11:07 AM
No, her phone isnt working and she bought the wrong battery for it.
Barbara4003
08-09-2009, 11:10 AM
No, her phone isnt working and she bought the wrong battery for it.
Tell the whole world, why don't you :sob:
I am here. I'm flitting between my computer and trying to fix my phone (failed), finding a mouse in my house (failing) and generally faffing around.
:)
Ant.Palace
08-09-2009, 11:11 AM
flitting AND faffing.
impressive!:p
101c
Barbara4003
08-09-2009, 11:13 AM
flitting AND faffing.
impressive!:p
I'm multi talented, you know.
Except when it comes to ordering things for my phone, of course.
Ant.Palace
08-09-2009, 11:15 AM
and finding a mouse.
Barbara4003
08-09-2009, 11:17 AM
and finding a mouse.
I was hoping my cats would do that for me, but no. They brought it in and think their job is done.
I've trapped him in the dining room and left the patio doors open, so hopefully he'll find his own way back out again.
:)
kitticat
08-09-2009, 11:20 AM
and finding a mouse.
I'm a great mouser, I learnt the skill as my old cat Abi was useless
Barbara4003
08-09-2009, 11:23 AM
I'm a great mouser, I learnt the skill as my old cat Abi was useless
Charlie brought it in last night. He plonked it on the living room floor, then came and jumped on my lap. The mouse scurried off under the sofa.
About half an hour later, Charlie was laying on the living room floor, and the mouse came out and sat right in front of him having a wash. The mouse had a little look round, obviously didn't see Charlie right in front of him, then had a mooch around the living room and wandered into the hallway.
I expected to find a dead mouse this morning, but didn't. When I went in the dining room to open the doors, I saw the mouse under the table.
Stoopid Charlie.
:)
Ant.Palace
08-09-2009, 11:25 AM
send Kitticat around, she'll get it for you
DocSavage
08-09-2009, 11:26 AM
yeah right, and what about the welsh girl witht he loud voice?
DocSavage
08-09-2009, 11:27 AM
perhaps she's gone to the dress shop?
Barbara4003
08-09-2009, 11:29 AM
yeah right, and what about the welsh girl witht he loud voice?
Well, I'm not at work today so haven't got to put up with her booming stupid voice.
What's worrying me now is that she might use my toilet at work :eek: I'm not used to anyone else using my toilet.
:(
Ant.Palace
08-09-2009, 11:39 AM
Barbara, what can i get my sister for her birthday? i'm stuck.
kolinkins
08-09-2009, 11:40 AM
Babs wants a BL4U
Barbara4003
08-09-2009, 11:41 AM
Barbara, what can i get my sister for her birthday? i'm stuck.
Well, how old will she be?
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