The official Barbara thread. [Archive] - Page 8

Barbara4003

12-09-2009, 12:40 PM

Right. I'm off to the game :lux:

If I come back traumatised and unable to type properly, blame Klinks.

Unless Palace play like Brazil, that is. Then you can blame Palace.

But otherwise, blame Klinks on my behalf.

Ta :)

thefox

12-09-2009, 12:48 PM

Is thread still tedious ? :vader:

thefox

12-09-2009, 12:50 PM

Barbara4003

12-09-2009, 04:45 PM

Watch for his arm around the shoulder trick. It's legendary.

He was the perfect gentleman and a very good football companion.

:)

kabbott

12-09-2009, 04:51 PM

Barbara4003

12-09-2009, 04:53 PM

What position was Klinks playing this afternoon?

I'm sure if me and him had gone on the pitch, we could have done a lot better.

He was my official 'tell me what happened' on the bits I didn't watch.

:)

cpfcfan1

12-09-2009, 07:51 PM

Quiet on here tonight :O

kolinkins

12-09-2009, 10:53 PM

Shit game, good company. Though the guy the other side of Babs was a little excitable.

Barbara4003

12-09-2009, 11:45 PM

Shit game, good company. Though the guy the other side of Babs was a little excitable.

:)

He is a bit, isn't he? Normally I have his dad sitting next to me, who is a bit more subdued.

I think his name goes to his head sometimes.

:)

mrgins

13-09-2009, 02:07 AM

Hi official Barbie. How's the official Ken?

kolinkins

13-09-2009, 09:45 AM

:)

He is a bit, isn't he? Normally I have his dad sitting next to me, who is a bit more subdued.

I think his name goes to his head sometimes.

:)

What was he showing you on his phone after every goal?

Barbara4003

13-09-2009, 10:05 AM

What was he showing you on his phone after every goal?

Messages he was sending his dad, who is on holiday in Cornwall.

I couldn't actually see the messages. He was scrolling through them too quick.

I just smiled politely.

Maz

13-09-2009, 10:08 AM

Messages he was sending his dad, who is on holiday in Cornwall.

I couldn't actually see the messages. He was scrolling through them too quick.

I just smiled politely.Er, shouldn't you be biking?

Or have I just won a bet?

Barbara4003

13-09-2009, 10:10 AM

Er, shouldn't you be biking?

Or have I just won a bet?

No. I'll be biking a bit later today. It's a bit chilly out there at the moment.

You can't win the bet until after the ride on 11 October.

Not that you'll win it, of course.

kabbott

13-09-2009, 11:48 AM

Hi official Barbie. How's the official Ken?

:hi: :hi: :lux: :hi: :hi:

Barbara4003

13-09-2009, 03:38 PM

1fc2

:hi: :hi: :lux: :hi: :hi:

Are you a French Ken then?

:confused:

Doris.x

13-09-2009, 03:46 PM

Hi Barb, how's your bike training going? Did you go for a ride this afternoon? :p :hi:

Barbara4003

13-09-2009, 03:47 PM

Hi Doris :hi:

I rode down to my mums for lunch, but then I ate a bit too much and didn't feel like riding back, so came back in the car :lux:

How was the theatre yesterday?

Doris.x

13-09-2009, 03:57 PM

Hi Doris :hi:

I rode down to my mums for lunch, but then I ate a bit too much and didn't feel like riding back, so came back in the car :lux:

How was the theatre yesterday?
Really good! Quite funny, better than the 'other' show I saw :D

Had a wonder round Covent Garden first eyeing up some hunky firemen, an acrobatic act and an old lady dancing round her shopping bag. Bless - she was really enjoying herself :)

After the show had a nice meal in Garfunkles in the Strand then had a couple of drinks in the Dalmally club when we got back

It was a long day :D

Barbara4003

13-09-2009, 03:59 PM

Doris.x

13-09-2009, 04:03 PM

Sounds like a long day.

Now, these firemen. Where exactly were they and are they there regularly, do you think?

I had a nice meal last night. I went to a seafood Italian restaurant, and then remembered I can't eat shellfish :(

So, I struggled a little bit with the menu, but managed to find something that didn't involve shells.

:)
The firemen were on the church forecourt where they have the main entertainment. They were doing a fittest fireman contest.........blimey, they were fit! Unfortunately, they were only there for the day :(

Where did you go for your meal? Is it only shell fish you can't eat? Can you eat ordinary fish?

Was Klinks a good boy yesterday? Did he enjoy his sweeties? :angel:

Sooooooooooo many questions :D

Barbara4003

13-09-2009, 04:13 PM

The firemen were on the church forecourt where they have the main entertainment. They were doing a fittest fireman contest.........blimey, they were fit! Unfortunately, they were only there for the day :(

Where did you go for your meal? Is it only shell fish you can't eat? Can you eat ordinary fish?

Was Klinks a good boy yesterday? Did he enjoy his sweeties? :angel:

Sooooooooooo many questions :D

Oh, about the firemen :(

Went to a restaurant in Elmers End, L'Aragosta. I can eat fish, it's just things like mussels, clams, scallops. Not sure about crab and lobster, I'm a bit worried to try it, just in case. Basically, anything in a shell :(

Klinks was a good boy yesterday. I didn't take his sweeties because I remembered he is fasting :)

kabbott

13-09-2009, 04:26 PM

Are you a French Ken then?

:confused:

Do you mean the French Ken Ken?

Barbara4003

13-09-2009, 04:27 PM

Do you mean the French Ken Ken?

Yes yes.

:D

kabbott

13-09-2009, 04:35 PM

Yes yes.

:D

Yes oui Ken.

Still :confused: ?

Barbara4003

13-09-2009, 04:39 PM

Yes oui Ken.

Still :confused: ?

Non.

Votre nom est Ken.

:)

kabbott

13-09-2009, 04:55 PM

Non.

Votre nom est Ken.

:)

Bravo. Now we've got that sorted, what next?

Barbara4003

13-09-2009, 07:11 PM

I've just flicked through all 5,789 channels on my TV and there is naff all on.

What do other people find to watch?

little al

13-09-2009, 07:14 PM

I've just flicked through all 5,789 channels on my TV and there is naff all on.

What do other people find to watch?

How many???:eek:

Sarah is currently watching One Tree Hill on E4, its shit though.

Barbara4003

13-09-2009, 07:15 PM

How many???:eek:

Sarah is currently watching One Tree Hill on E4, its shit though.

Well, I haven't actually got that many channels. I don't know how many we've got, but there naff all on any of them.

I'm stuck with Miss Marple at the moment, although at 9.00 there is a plane crash programme on, so I'll switch over to that :p

kabbott

13-09-2009, 07:16 PM

Waiting for Madame kabbott's film with Russell Crowe, set in La Provence, to finish, then it's Monaco v PSG.

Barbara4003

13-09-2009, 07:17 PM

I don't really like watch foreign football, so that's no good for me.

Doris.x

13-09-2009, 07:19 PM

I'm watching a bit of Casualty and then I'm going out for a while

little al

13-09-2009, 07:19 PM

I am going to sleep soon, in true Christmas style.

Barbara4003

13-09-2009, 07:21 PM

I'm watching a bit of Casualty and then I'm going out for a while

If it wasn't dark, I'd go out on my bike for a while. But I haven't got any lights on my bike.

kabbott

13-09-2009, 07:22 PM

I am going to sleep soon, in true Christmas style.

Was there a ''Morecambe and Wise Christmas special'' on over there this evening?
Or was it Mike Yarwood?

Doris.x

13-09-2009, 07:23 PM

If it wasn't dark, I'd go out on my bike for a while. But I haven't got any lights on my bike.
Haven't you got any of those wind up torches? I've got a couple if you'd like to borrow them :D

Barbara4003

13-09-2009, 07:25 PM

Haven't you got any of those wind up torches? I've got a couple if you'd like to borrow them :D

:D

The truth is I'm too much of a wuss to go out in the dark on it. I'm an accident waiting to happen in daylight on it, so dread to think what I'd be like in the dark.

kolinkins

13-09-2009, 07:26 PM

Well, I haven't actually got that many channels. I don't know how many we've got, but there naff all on any of them.

I'm stuck with Miss Marple at the moment, although at 9.00 there is a plane crash programme on, so I'll switch over to that :p

What channel is the plane crash show on?

cpfcfan1

13-09-2009, 07:26 PM

A practise xmas dinner run in September hmm, nice :)

Barbara4003

13-09-2009, 07:28 PM

What channel is the plane crash show on?

It's on Discovery, Virgin Media channel 212 - The Crashes that Changed Flying, 9.00 pm.

:)

kolinkins

13-09-2009, 07:55 PM

Thanks :)

Barbara4003

13-09-2009, 07:58 PM

Thanks :)

Anytime

:)

Do you like programmes like that? They are so interesting. I'd like to have been an Air Crash Investigator. Putting the planes back together after a crash to find out the cause. Sssoooo interesting.

:)

Lizzy

13-09-2009, 07:58 PM

You're right - naff all on gogglebox.

Which is just stupid on a sunday night when most people are at home watching telly.

little al

13-09-2009, 07:59 PM

Was there a ''Morecambe and Wise Christmas special'' on over there this evening?
Or was it Mike Yarwood?

No but I will youtube it and fall asleep to it.

little al

13-09-2009, 08:00 PM

A practise xmas dinner run in September hmm, nice :)
It was lush.

Barbara4003

13-09-2009, 08:00 PM

You're right - naff all on gogglebox.

Which is just stupid on a sunday night when most people are at home watching telly.

Yep.

It's always been the same on Sunday's though.

Still, the plane crash programme is starting now :p

kolinkins

13-09-2009, 08:02 PM

Anytime

:)

Do you like programmes like that? They are so interesting. I'd like to have been an Air Crash Investigator. Putting the planes back together after a crash to find out the cause. Sssoooo interesting.

:)

I love that programme. It comes from my dad, who loved flying and used to be a pilot :)

kolinkins

13-09-2009, 08:11 PM

What did they see minutes later???????????????

Barbara4003

13-09-2009, 08:13 PM

What did they see minutes later???????????????

I don't know :eek:

We'll find out soon.

Barbara4003

13-09-2009, 08:14 PM

I love that programme. It comes from my dad, who loved flying and used to be a pilot :)

Really? A commercial pilot?

It is a good series. I've seen them all so many times.

:)

Maidstoned Eagle

14-09-2009, 05:52 AM

Get a copy of Airframe by Michael Crighton (sp?)

kolinkins

14-09-2009, 10:01 AM

I don't know :eek:

We'll find out soon.

that programme last night was rubbish

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 10:04 AM

that programme last night was rubbish

:D

It wasn't as good as Air Crash Investigation.

Won't bother watching it again, I don't think.

JFK was good, later on though.

Ant.Palace

14-09-2009, 10:23 AM

Morning all. I've been so busy at work it's the first chance I've had to post.

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 10:24 AM

Morning Ant :hi:

I've got the opposite to you. I've got nowt to do, so I'm taking a half day :lux:

Ant.Palace

14-09-2009, 10:37 AM

Sorry about football saturday. I'm starting to think my Daughter's a jinx.:(

Ant.Palace

14-09-2009, 10:37 AM

AND i forgot to look up at 3.17!

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 10:40 AM

It was a bit of a disaster, wasn't it? :)

Poor Freya, she will get a complex. You should have convinced her the other team were Palace :)

I forgot about the 3.17 thing, too.

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 10:42 AM

Anyway, I blame Klinks.

Ant.Palace

14-09-2009, 10:43 AM

She rode her bike properly for the first time yesterday so she's really proud of herself at the moment.

kolinkins

14-09-2009, 10:52 AM

Anyway, I blame Klinks.

Yes, my good looks clearly distracted not only you, but the players as well.

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 10:58 AM

She rode her bike properly for the first time yesterday so she's really proud of herself at the moment.

:lux:

Yes, my good looks clearly distracted not only you, but the players as well.

Yes, that must have been it :rolleyes:

Had nothing to do with you laughing at them - mocking their dismal defeat.

:D

kolinkins

14-09-2009, 11:00 AM

I am still scared of your AJ.

Can you please laugh at him next Saturday when Warnock isnt sacked.

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 11:02 AM

I am still scared of your AJ.

Can you please laugh at him next Saturday when Warnock isnt sacked.

It was him and his dad that Kuqi made the arm gesture at :eek:

I'll give him your best regards next time I see him :p

He travels all the way up from Reading to give out that kind of abuse, I'll have you know.

Jennifer normally tells him to shut up. You were obviously in Jacqui mode on Saturday.

kolinkins

14-09-2009, 11:05 AM

I would have punched him if I wasnt fasting. I didnt say anything to you in case he was a friend of yours.

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 11:08 AM

I would have punched him if I wasnt fasting. I didnt say anything to you in case he was a friend of yours.

:D I didn't realise fasting meant you couldn't partake in a bit of fisty-cuffs. That would have been fun. I'd have helped you out and pulled his hair, or something :lux:

No, he's not a friend of mine particularly. Although he does always buy me a drink at Christmas :D Well, actually his dad does.

Maidstoned Eagle

14-09-2009, 11:09 AM

:D I didn't realise fasting meant you couldn't partake in a bit of fisty-cuffs. That would have been fun. I'd have helped you out and pulled his hair, or something :lux:

No, he's not a friend of mine particularly. Although he does always buy me a drink at Christmas :D Well, actually his dad does.
Barb, did you get a recipe for Lassis?

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 11:12 AM

Barb, did you get a recipe for Lassis?

Oh, no. I forgot to ask. Drat.

:(

Maidstoned Eagle

14-09-2009, 11:13 AM

Oh, no. I forgot to ask. Drat.

:(
Oh no, that means you'll have to take him again!!!

kolinkins

14-09-2009, 11:14 AM

That's why she didnt ask.

She didnt even ask for Tom's number

I think she busy thinking naughty things about me.

Maidstoned Eagle

14-09-2009, 11:15 AM

That's why she didnt ask.

She didnt even ask for Tom's number

I think she busy thinking naughty things about me.
Are you doing your Spuff impression? It's very good.

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 11:22 AM

That's why she didnt ask.

She didnt even ask for Tom's number

I think she busy thinking naughty things about me.

I didn't feel it appropriate to 'use' you on our first meeting.

;)

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 12:06 PM

Crikey.

I just bought a jar of pickled onions.

£4.79 :eek:

That can't be right, can it?

:confused:

Ant.Palace

14-09-2009, 12:41 PM

Depends on the size of the jar.

Maz

14-09-2009, 12:42 PM

And the onions

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 12:45 PM

Well, it is a big jar - 750g. They are the Garner's ones. They're the only ones I like.

I only bought 4 items, and the bill was £7.30 :eek:

Ant.Palace

14-09-2009, 12:46 PM

What else did you buy?

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 12:47 PM

A loaf of bread, a jar of chicken spread stuff and a packet of onion sauce

Maz

14-09-2009, 12:50 PM

Dear God, this Chit Chat isn't even pewter never mind Gold...

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 12:51 PM

We're discussing the economic climate.

Very high brow stuff, you know.

Ant.Palace

14-09-2009, 12:59 PM

Dear God, this Chit Chat isn't even pewter never mind Gold...

But you keep coming back for more Maz. :p

Ant.Palace

14-09-2009, 01:00 PM

A loaf of bread, a jar of chicken spread stuff and a packet of onion sauce

You can learn a lot from someones shopping.

I've learnt you like onions, and are likely to have smelly breath.

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 01:00 PM

I dreamt about Maz last night. Well, not so much about him. He was in my dream. He was doing the Come Dine With Me thing, and I had to keep going out to buy all his ingredients for him.

He was a right pain. Everytime I got back, he remembered something else and sent me out again.

:rolleyes:

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 01:01 PM

You can learn a lot from someones shopping.

I've learnt you like onions, and are likely to have smelly breath.

I very rarely eat them. That's the first pickled onion I've had since last Christmas.

I saw them on the shelf and thought I'd quite like a pickled onion.

If I'd have realised it was going to cost me that much, I wouldn't have bothered!

I'm chewing gum now, if that's any consolation :D

Ant.Palace

14-09-2009, 01:06 PM

I noticed you didn't buy eggs...........

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 01:06 PM

Got some eggs yesterday :p

DocSavage

14-09-2009, 01:21 PM

Got some eggs yesterday :p
chicken?

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 01:27 PM

chicken?

I would hope so.

:D

DocSavage

14-09-2009, 01:28 PM

I would hope so.

:D
i just got half a dozen duck eggs myself

am surprised these are not sold in metric!!!!

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 01:29 PM

i just got half a dozen duck eggs myself

am surprised these are not sold in metric!!!!

They're quite big, aren't they?

DocSavage

14-09-2009, 01:33 PM

They're quite big, aren't they?
yes, but let me assure you that is all I know about them!!!!

the missus does wonderful things with them and I digest them. Apart from raw, fried, boiled, scrambled or in omlette form as their base condition makes me rather ill!!!

Ant.Palace

14-09-2009, 01:35 PM

Changing the subject, I let Fin off the lead for the first time yesterday. He came back ok. He's very sociable though and wants to play with everything and body that he meets!

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 01:37 PM

Changing the subject, I let Fin off the lead for the first time yesterday. He came back ok. He's very sociable though and wants to play with everything and body that he meets!

Awww. How old is he now?

DocSavage

14-09-2009, 01:40 PM

Changing the subject, I let Fin off the lead for the first time yesterday. He came back ok. He's very sociable though and wants to play with everything and body that he meets!
do you have a proper lead or piece of string?

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 01:41 PM

Ooh.

I just had a phone call from the Council.

They said they apologise, they sent the letter about the overhanging vegetation to the wrong house :lux:

DocSavage

14-09-2009, 01:43 PM

Ooh.

I just had a phone call from the Council.

They said they apologise, they sent the letter about the overhanging vegetation to the wrong house :lux:
don't give up, complain to everyone and often

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 01:44 PM

don't give up, complain to everyone and often

I've already secretly blamed the little old lady next door but one :D

Her name has been mud in my house over the last couple of days.

I'll secretly apologise to her now.

Ant.Palace

14-09-2009, 01:44 PM

Awww. How old is he now?

Just under 3 1/2 months.

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 01:45 PM

Just under 3 1/2 months.

He's still a baby then.

:)

Ant.Palace

14-09-2009, 01:45 PM

do you have a proper lead or piece of string?

A proper lead of course. Only the best for the only other male in my household.:p

Ant.Palace

14-09-2009, 01:47 PM

He's still a baby then.

:)

Yes, still only a baby. He's twice the size he was when we got him now though.

DocSavage

14-09-2009, 01:47 PM

:eek: He's still a baby then.

:)
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
you shouldn't drag babies around by their neck!!

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 01:47 PM

Yes, still only a baby. He's twice the size he was when we got him now though.

My, how they grow.

He'll be at school before you know it.

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 01:48 PM

:eek:
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
you shouldn't drag babies around by their neck!!

I've seen a few little bratlings in my time that might have benefited from that.

:)

Ant.Palace

14-09-2009, 01:49 PM

My, how they grow.

He'll be at school before you know it.

Then leaving home.

That's what i was worried about yesterday!

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 01:52 PM

You should take him for dog training lessons.

:)

kolinkins

14-09-2009, 01:57 PM

Dogs? *shudders*

A giant one nearly attacked** me after the game on Saturday

** attacked = walked past minding its own business.

Ant.Palace

14-09-2009, 01:57 PM

1f71

Yes i know. I plan too. He's been good with what i've taught him so far.

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 01:58 PM

Dogs? *shudders*

A giant one nearly attacked** me after the game on Saturday

** attacked = walked past minding its own business.

I knew I shouldn't have let you wander off on your own.

I hope you didn't frighten the poor dog.

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 01:59 PM

Yes i know. I plan too. He's been good with what i've taught him so far.

It's just he might be a bit nervous at the moment, which is why he comes back to you. But once he gets more confident off the lead, he might become a bit more troublesome coming back.

kolinkins

14-09-2009, 02:05 PM

I knew I shouldn't have let you wander off on your own.

I hope you didn't frighten the poor dog.

Poor dog? It was HUGE. And it had teeth. And 2 rude boy owners.

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 02:06 PM

Poor dog? It was HUGE. And it had teeth. And 2 rude boy owners.

I wouldn't have worried.

It probably took one look at your shoes and thought better of it.

They weren't worth nicking, so you were safe.

kolinkins

14-09-2009, 02:07 PM

I wouldn't have worried.

It probably took one look at your shoes and thought better of it.

They weren't worth nicking, so you were safe.

If I hadnt worn such scruffy shoes, you would never have recognised me.

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 02:09 PM

If I hadnt worn such scruffy shoes, you would never have recognised me.

Tis true.

I was looking at everyone's feet walking past me.

I did see one pair that I thought may be you, but it was a woman. And she was stuffing a hamburger down her throat, so I guessed it wasn't you. What with fasting and all that.

;)

DocSavage

14-09-2009, 02:53 PM

this threads untangling

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 02:56 PM

this threads untangling

Into, or from, what?

:confused:

DocSavage

14-09-2009, 02:56 PM

Into, or from, what?

:confused:
knew that would liven it up again!!!

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 02:58 PM

knew that would liven it up again!!!

You little tinker

:D

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 03:00 PM

I'm supposed to be playing golf tomorrow.

It's looking a bit dodgy though, with the weather.

:(

DocSavage

14-09-2009, 03:10 PM

I'm supposed to be playing golf tomorrow.

It's looking a bit dodgy though, with the weather.

:(
i hate golf

good walk ruined

Ant.Palace

14-09-2009, 03:24 PM

I'm supposed to be playing golf tomorrow.

It's looking a bit dodgy though, with the weather.

:(

How good are you? If you're useless i might have to give you a game.

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 04:13 PM

How good are you? If you're useless i might have to give you a game.

I'm pretty useless really.

And I cheat.

:D

Ant.Palace

14-09-2009, 04:20 PM

I'm pretty useless really.

And I cheat.

:D

I'm totally useless, but i don't cheat.

Barbara4003

14-09-2009, 04:21 PM

I'm totally useless, but i don't cheat.

I cheat in as much as if my first shot is totally useless, I just take out another ball and have another go :D

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 07:20 AM

Morning.

Looks a bit chilly out there this morning. It's beginning to look nice and autumnal :)

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 07:29 AM

Morning.

Yes it's very autumnal this morning, but i'm still in shorts.

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 07:32 AM

:D

You're going to have to give in at some point and get back into grown up trousers.

I feel a bit sad about Patrick Swayze :( I'll have to watch Ghost later tonight :(

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 07:40 AM

I know i will. I'm in denial that summer is over.

Yes it is sad, I thought he was in remission.

Doris.x

15-09-2009, 07:40 AM

Morning.

Yes it's very autumnal this morning, but i'm still in shorts.

You're not a postman are you? :)

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 07:41 AM

You're not a postman are you? :)

:D

Morning Doris. No, i'm not a postman. I don't think they have access to a computer.

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 07:44 AM

Doris.

GO TO WORK!

You've going to be ssooooo late.

Again.

:D

DocSavage

15-09-2009, 07:54 AM

what a great day,

you all have fun now and be good

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 07:57 AM

what a great day,

you all have fun now and be good

Thank you Doc.

You, too.

:)

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 08:11 AM

I'm a bit depressed.

It's a bit of a death day & weather isnt summer any more.:(

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 08:13 AM

And Palace are crap. :(

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 08:13 AM

I'm a bit depressed.

It's a bit of a death day & weather isnt summer any more.:(

Yes, I know what you mean.

Although I don't mind autumn, so long as it doesn't rain.

Still, Palace are playing tonight. That should cheer you up a bit :lux:

:D

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 08:13 AM

And Palace are crap. :(

Oh :(

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 08:14 AM

Yes, I know what you mean.

Although I don't mind autumn, so long as it doesn't rain.

Still, Palace are playing tonight. That should cheer you up a bit :lux:

:D

:)

I can rely on you.

Maidstoned Eagle

15-09-2009, 08:15 AM

I'm a bit depressed.

It's a bit of a death day & weather isnt summer any more.:(

I´ll cheer you up. www.heartfmspain.com

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 08:16 AM

:)

I can rely on you.

:lux:

Did you see yourself on TV the other night in JFK?

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 08:20 AM

:lux:

Did you see yourself on TV the other night in JFK?

Thats the one where Joe pesci's every other word is ****. I watched that around my first wife's parents house when we were first going out. Quite embarassing as they were rather well to do.

Maidstoned Eagle

15-09-2009, 08:21 AM

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 08:22 AM

Thats the one where Joe pesci's every other word is ****. I watched that around my first wife's parents house when we were first going out. Quite embarassing as they were rather well to do.

Yes. Joe Pesci was brilliant in it though. His wig kept changing positions :lux:

I've watched that film so often, I virtually know it word for word now :D

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 08:22 AM

I´ll cheer you up. www.heartfmspain.com

Thanks, but i have no sound at work. :(

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 08:22 AM

no, thats Goodfellas and Casino.

It's actually all Joe Pesci films :D

Two of my other top 5 films there :p

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 08:23 AM

Yes. Joe Pesci was brilliant in it though. His wig kept changing positions :lux:

I've watched that film so often, I virtually know it word for word now :D

Kev's best work was the untouchables. followed by dances with wolves.

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 08:25 AM

It's actually all Joe Pesci films :D

Two of my other top 5 films there :p

You suprise me.

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 08:28 AM

Kev's best work was the untouchables. followed by dances with wolves.

And Robin Hood - Prince of Thieves.

The Untouchables was good though. Most of his films have been good.

Have you seen No Way Out?

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 08:28 AM

You suprise me.

Why?

Did you think I was a sloppy love film person?

:D

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 08:35 AM

Why?

Did you think I was a sloppy love film person?

:D

No, but not gangster either.

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 08:36 AM

And Robin Hood - Prince of Thieves.

The Untouchables was good though. Most of his films have been good.

Have you seen No Way Out?

No, and no they havn't! Robin hood was pants.

Maidstoned Eagle

15-09-2009, 08:38 AM

It's actually all Joe Pesci films :D

Two of my other top 5 films there :p
I know they are, but Pesci doesn´t swear a lot in JFK ,just the flashback scene where he´s off his head.

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 08:39 AM

No, but not gangster either.

I like those Mafia type films. Mainly, I think, because of the type of actors.

Joe Pesci, Ray Liotta, Robert de Niro, Al Pacino etc.

Any film with any or all of those in I'd be happy with :)

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 08:42 AM

I know they are, but Pesci doesn´t swear a lot in JFK ,just the flashback scene where he´s off his head.

:D

The bit where he's on the phone to Lou from the phone box :lux:

No, and no they havn't! Robin hood was pants

:eek:

Robin Hood was good - he was lovely in it :love:

And Field of Dreams was good. A nice little film :)

Maidstoned Eagle

15-09-2009, 08:44 AM

And Field of Dreams was good. A nice little film :)
One of my alltime top ten.

The Postman wasn´t that good though.

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 08:46 AM

One of my alltime top ten.

The Postman wasn´t that good though.

Nor was Waterworld :(

Ray Liotta is lovely - he's got the bestest eyes I've ever seen on a man :love:

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 08:48 AM

Oh dear.

Maidstoned Eagle

15-09-2009, 08:49 AM

I think Dani has possessed Barbs.

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 08:54 AM

Oh dear.

:D

He's got lovely blue eyes.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a342/Barbara4003/liotta.jpg

Not that you can see them in that picture.

Maz

15-09-2009, 08:55 AM

Coming up to 2,000 - will the Mods give it the Death Chop then?

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 08:57 AM

Coming up to 2,000 - will the Mods give it the Death Chop then?

Go away.

We don't want that kind of talk on this thread.

We've had a very pleasant morning, discussing the weather, doing film reviews and all that.

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 09:15 AM

Oh. I've just noticed it's raining :(

I won't be playing golf if it carries on raining :(

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 09:18 AM

One of my alltime top ten.

The Postman wasn´t that good though.

OK, give us your top ten then.

Maidstoned Eagle

15-09-2009, 09:19 AM

OK, give us your top ten then.
No

nathe

15-09-2009, 09:21 AM

So when does this drivel get moved to CCG?

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 09:22 AM

I'll do mine :)

1. JFK
2. Once Upon a Time in America
3. Goodfellas
4. Ghost
5. Casino
6. Field of Dreams
7. Scott of the Antarctic
8. Life of Brian
9. Lost Boys
10. The Godfather

I'll probably make changes to that at some point though. They are the Top 10 off the top of my head.

:)

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 09:23 AM

So when does this drivel get moved to CCG?

Shut up and get back in your loft.

:D

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 09:24 AM

No

I've got 1 out of the 10.

And i'm dissappointed.;)

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 09:25 AM

I've got 1 out of the 10.

And i'm dissappointed.;)

What's yours then?

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 09:25 AM

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 09:27 AM

What's yours then?

I don't know.

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 09:27 AM

Oh :(

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 09:29 AM

Oh :(

I'm thinking..............

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 09:32 AM

I didn't give it that much thought. I just rambled the first 10 I could think of, which must make them my favourites, I suppose.

I do like the old war films though and if I gave it more thought, I'm sure I'd change that 10 quite a lot.

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 09:39 AM

The Matrix
Saving Private Ryan
The Pianist
Shrek
It's a Wonderful Life
Lord of the Rings
Star Wars
Ice Cold in Alex
A Bridge too far
Harvey

Off my head.

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 09:42 AM

The Matrix
Saving Private Ryan
The Pianist
Shrek
It's a Wonderful Life
Lord of the Rings
Star Wars
Ice Cold in Alex
A Bridge too far
Harvey

Off my head.

Oh, I forgot about The Pianist.

And I forgot about Schindlers List.

And The Blues Brothers.

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 09:46 AM

Oh, I forgot about The Pianist.

And I forgot about Schindlers List.

And The Blues Brothers.

I think The Pianist is one of the most underated films out. I was thinking of trying to squeeze Schindlers List in there.

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 09:48 AM

They were both good films. True stories, too.

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 09:50 AM

If you get a chance then read Schindlers List. It's a heavy read but it goes much deeper than the film does, probably why the film hasn't made my list.

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 09:58 AM

If you get a chance then read Schindlers List. It's a heavy read but it goes much deeper than the film does, probably why the film hasn't made my list.

I'm reading it at the moment :)

Well, not right now because I'm typing on here, but you know what I mean.

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 10:00 AM

Oh. I got that wrong.

The book I'm reading is Searching for Schindler by Thomas Keneally.

:)

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 10:05 AM

I'm reading Home Run: Escape from Nazi Europe by John Nichol and Tony Rennell.

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 10:20 AM

I tend to read true murder books, books on the war or books on the universe.

I only read non-fiction though.

I read a lot of biographies, too.

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 10:24 AM

I don't get to read much these days, but when i do it tends to be ones on WW2.

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 10:27 AM

I read a bit before I go to sleep, but I usually forget what I've read and have to read it again, so I don't get very far in the book :D

I read the most when I'm on holiday, though.

Maz

15-09-2009, 10:30 AM

I don't get to read much these days.Lots of people say that.

What they really mean is "I prefer to watch mindless television programmes rather than read".

Maidstoned Eagle

15-09-2009, 10:31 AM

first ten off the top of my head.

Get Carter
Field of Dreams
633 Squadron
Italian Job
Goodfellas
Arsenic and Old Lace
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
West Side Story
On The Town
Young Frankenstein

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 10:34 AM

Lots of people say that.

What they really mean is "I prefer to watch mindless television programmes rather than read".

Or post on the BBS.

Sadly :(

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 10:44 AM

Lots of people say that.

What they really mean is "I prefer to watch mindless television programmes rather than read".

No, i really mean i don't get much chance. I work 5 1/2 days a week, have a wife & 2 young daughters to amuse/sort out, a 3 1/2 month old puppy to amuse/walk/train/feed, a season ticket for CPFC etc,etc,etc.

Maz

15-09-2009, 10:46 AM

No, i really mean i don't get much chance. I work 5 1/2 days a week, have a wife & 2 young daughters to amuse/sort out, a 3 1/2 month old puppy to amuse/walk/train/feed, a season ticket for CPFC etc,etc,etc.Good points well made. :)

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 10:47 AM

I find myself reading more and more on the internet now.

I find a subject I'm interested in, then search the internet for pages on it.

So in that respect, I still read quite a bit. Just not conventional books.

:)

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 10:49 AM

Good points well made. :)

I think the only TV programme i make a point of watching is Coast. If i do get more time i'll try and watch a good film.:)

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 10:49 AM

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 10:52 AM

first ten off the top of my head.

Get Carter
Field of Dreams
633 Squadron
Italian Job
Goodfellas
Arsenic and Old Lace
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
West Side Story
On The Town
Young Frankenstein

Can't beat a bit of Chitty. :p That was the first film i ever saw at the cinema. The child catcher is still one of cinemas scariest ever charactors.

Maidstoned Eagle

15-09-2009, 10:55 AM

I usually have 3 books on the go.

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 10:55 AM

Right. I'm off.

Golf has been cancelled due to inclement weather, so lunch it is :p

Have a nice afternoon everyone.

:)

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 10:58 AM

:hi:

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 11:25 AM

Lunch has been put back half an hour :D

Maz

15-09-2009, 11:26 AM

48 posts to Armageddon....

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 11:27 AM

You said that 1000 posts ago.

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 11:31 AM

48 posts to Armageddon....

Stop being mean.

You used to be one of my favourite posters.

I'm seeing another side to you, now.

:(

Maz

15-09-2009, 11:32 AM

Stop being mean.

You used to be one of my favourite posters.

I'm seeing another side to you, now.

:( :sob:

(42)

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 11:34 AM

1f50

:sob:

(42)

Crocodile tears don't wash with me, Mazling.

richj363

15-09-2009, 11:35 AM

How good are you at golf !!

Maz

15-09-2009, 11:35 AM

Crocodile tears don't wash with me, Mazling.

If there were enough of them you could bathe in them.

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 11:37 AM

How good are you at golf !!

Not very, I'm afraid.

I only play to get me out in the fresh air, stop me smoking for a few hours and do some walking.

I enjoy it though.

:)

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 11:38 AM

If there were enough of them you could bathe in them.

I wouldn't let them anywhere near me.

Real tears or nothing for me.

:sob:

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 11:39 AM

Not very, I'm afraid.

I only play to get me out in the fresh air, stop me smoking for a few hours and do some walking.

I enjoy it though.

:)

And she cheats........;)

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 11:40 AM

Not very, I'm afraid.

I only play to get me out in the fresh air, stop me smoking for a few hours and do some walking.

I enjoy it though.

:)

You can smoke on the golf course you know.

Maz

15-09-2009, 11:41 AM

I wouldn't let them anywhere near me.

Real tears or nothing for me.

:sob:I couldn't cry you a river - but I might have a go at a washbasin.

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 11:43 AM

You can smoke on the golf course you know.

I know, but I don't. I let the fresh air rip through my lungs instead :p

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 11:44 AM

I couldn't cry you a river - but I might have a go at a washbasin.

Ok then. But they have to be genuine tears.

And I'll know the difference.

I'm not stupid, you know.

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 11:44 AM

And she cheats........;)

:lux:

richj363

15-09-2009, 11:46 AM

Not very, I'm afraid.

I only play to get me out in the fresh air, stop me smoking for a few hours and do some walking.

I enjoy it though.

:)
I teach golf so if you want some help let me know !

Maz

15-09-2009, 11:47 AM

Now you say you’re lonely
You cry the long night through
Well, you can cry me a washbasin
Cry me a washbasin
I cried a washbasin over you

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 11:50 AM

Now you say you’re lonely
You cry the long night through
Well, you can cry me a washbasin
Cry me a washbasin
I cried a washbasin over you

Aaaww. Isn't he the sweetest :love:

And with that ringing through my head, I'm off to lunch for a gossip :)

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 11:51 AM

I teach golf so if you want some help let me know !

I've had about 100 golf lessons so far :D

Which course do you play at?

kolinkins

15-09-2009, 11:51 AM

This thread is starting to bore me.

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 11:51 AM

This thread is starting to bore me.

:(

Poor Klinks :(

richj363

15-09-2009, 11:54 AM

I've had about 100 golf lessons so far :D

Which course do you play at?
Im the Pro @ Shrivenham Park in Oxfordshire.

www.shrivenhampark.com

Where do you play ?

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 12:06 PM

Now you say you’re lonely
You cry the long night through
Well, you can cry me a washbasin
Cry me a washbasin
I cried a washbasin over you

Julie London will be crying in her grave.

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 12:09 PM

Im the Pro @ Shrivenham Park in Oxfordshire.

www.shrivenhampark.com

Where do you play ?

I won't be playing you then! :D

DocSavage

15-09-2009, 12:24 PM

what's the score?
are you damp?

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 12:37 PM

She cryed out and went to lunch instead.

DocSavage

15-09-2009, 12:38 PM

She cryed out and went to lunch instead.
ok

thanks

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 12:47 PM

Can i correct my spelling before Maz comes back. I meant cried of course, not cryed. I always make spelling mistakes when i hurry!

DocSavage

15-09-2009, 12:55 PM

Can i correct my spelling before Maz comes back. I meant cried of course, not cryed. I always make spelling mistakes when i hurry!
take your time son

Maidstoned Eagle

15-09-2009, 01:14 PM

1657

I teach golf so if you want some help let me know !
Go to the "sad desperates who wanna meet girls" thread

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 01:20 PM

take your time son

:)

richj363

15-09-2009, 01:29 PM

Go to the "sad desperates who wanna meet girls" thread
Why does that make me sad !!

DocSavage

15-09-2009, 01:29 PM

Go to the "sad desperates who wanna meet girls" thread
what about sad boys who want to be met by bad girls?

Maidstoned Eagle

15-09-2009, 01:47 PM

what about sad boys who want to be met by bad girls?all welcome in there.

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 03:07 PM

Im the Pro @ Shrivenham Park in Oxfordshire.

www.shrivenhampark.com

Where do you play ?

You'd despair at trying to teach me golf, I promise you :)

I play at Farleigh Court.

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 03:15 PM

Have you tried Tilgate?

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 03:20 PM

Have you tried Tilgate?

No. The only other golf courses I've played on are Addington Court and Addington Palace.

I've used the range at Croham Hurst, though.

Maz

15-09-2009, 03:25 PM

Should the Mods now move this to World of Sport?

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 03:30 PM

Should the Mods now move this to World of Sport?

Mazling. Please stop trying to get this thread moved.

If this does get moved, and I find out you had one little bit to do with it, I will never, ever, speak to you again.

I do realise this could be your incentive to get it moved though

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 03:32 PM

No. The only other golf courses I've played on are Addington Court and Addington Palace.

I've used the range at Croham Hurst, though.

I've played at Tilgate, Horne, Burgess Hill, Addington Court, Surrey National, Woldingham, St. Mellion (both courses), and La Manga Club (all 3 courses).

And Godstone.

Ant.Palace

15-09-2009, 03:33 PM

And i'm still rubbish.

richj363

15-09-2009, 03:35 PM

And i'm still rubbish.
Croham Hurst is Good

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 03:36 PM

I've played at Tilgate, Horne, Burgess Hill, Addington Court, Surrey National, Woldingham, St. Mellion (both courses), and La Manga Club (all 3 courses).

And Godstone.

Crikey.

I played on the Crazy Golf in Hastings the other week :p

richj363

15-09-2009, 03:37 PM

Crikey.

I played on the Crazy Golf in Hastings the other week :p
Thought you played crazy golf every time lol

Barbara4003

15-09-2009, 03:37 PM

Croham Hurst is Good

Croham Hurst is so stuffy, though.

Apart from Purley Downs, it's the closest one to me and whenever I go there (mainly for the Golf Shop), I get told off about where I've parked my car :rolleyes:

It's never parked in the right place, apparently, but they never tell me where the right place is.

They don't like women there.