BBS Virtual Town FC [Archive] - Page 10

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

21-10-2009, 10:45 AM

I have no complaints about you boss either. I know your hands were tied by the chairman and the coach...

jazman

21-10-2009, 10:45 AM

One day it will make it into CCG

nathe

21-10-2009, 10:47 AM

I have no complaints about you boss either. I know your hands were tied by the chairman and the coach...

I didn't know he was involved in their deviant sexual practices.

jazman

21-10-2009, 10:52 AM

I deny everything.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

21-10-2009, 11:03 AM

I deny everything.

Good plan...

nathe

21-10-2009, 11:03 AM

Lets get organised for the 2010/2011 season.

So far we have a manager and 3 players.

nathe

21-10-2009, 11:03 AM

I deny everything.

I heard they had pictures

jazman

21-10-2009, 11:17 AM

They have nothing. They made me wear a mask ;)

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

21-10-2009, 11:18 AM

Mental pictures are a terrible thing...

nathe

21-10-2009, 11:18 AM

I feel sick

jazman

21-10-2009, 11:19 AM

I'm attending therapy

nathe

21-10-2009, 11:20 AM

I hope they are paying.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

21-10-2009, 11:24 AM

I need serious help

jazman

21-10-2009, 11:25 AM

I think we all do after 91 pages of this thread

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

21-10-2009, 11:26 AM

Cant believe its gone on that long!

nathe

21-10-2009, 11:26 AM

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nathe

21-10-2009, 11:27 AM

Cant believe its gone on that long!

I can't believe it's still in GCC

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

21-10-2009, 11:27 AM

Over a thousand posts between us Boss :D

jazman

21-10-2009, 11:29 AM

I need help

nathe

21-10-2009, 11:29 AM

I think there is more to come.

jazman

21-10-2009, 11:30 AM

help?

nathe

21-10-2009, 11:32 AM

Fraid not. Once this moves to CCG your addiction will get worse

jazman

21-10-2009, 11:43 AM

Feeding the habit

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

21-10-2009, 11:55 AM

CCG is an addiction its true

mrgins

21-10-2009, 11:55 PM

May I take from that my job is safe?
Too late, numbnuts, you quit on page 89. Bye:hi:

Maidstoned Eagle

22-10-2009, 05:56 AM

Too late, numbnuts, you quit on page 89. Bye:hi:

And you were arrested and put in prison for being a nonce quite a few pages before that.

nathe

22-10-2009, 06:13 AM

And you've just been arrested by the Police for dodgy deals, bungs and tax evasion.

Maidstoned Eagle

22-10-2009, 06:14 AM

Just another day for me, camel shagger.

jazman

22-10-2009, 07:41 AM

Too late, numbnuts, you quit on page 89. Bye:hi:

I'm sure you'll have found out the feeling of having numbnuts more than me now that you have been locked up ... ;)

Anyway, the Chairman talked me round after a number of jugs of Sangria out in Marbella ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

22-10-2009, 07:54 AM

So whats happening then with the new team and is the old team officially sold off?

nathe

22-10-2009, 07:56 AM

Well the new team can start in the Bulmers Premier Division next season. We need to get organised

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

22-10-2009, 08:01 AM

Im there, fed up with the constant mix of signals from the old team's coach, chairman and manager. Not a way to run a club if everyone is going in opposite directions!

jazman

22-10-2009, 08:03 AM

I'm staying until the end of the season at which time I understand that BBS Virtual Town FC will cease to exist once the chairman has drained it completely.

I will then take up the new position at the new club, if of course, I am offered it ...

Maidstoned Eagle

22-10-2009, 08:04 AM

So whats happening then with the new team and is the old team officially sold off?

It was a cost cutting exercise, I'm taking all the old staff back on at reduced salaries, even the camel.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

22-10-2009, 08:04 AM

How can you manage BBS Virtual Town FC when there's now no players to manage?!

nathe

22-10-2009, 08:05 AM

I don't know if i'm coming or going

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

22-10-2009, 08:06 AM

It was a cost cutting exercise, I'm taking all the old staff back on at reduced salaries, even the camel.

Ah, i see. So we're all back until the end of the season?

jazman

22-10-2009, 08:08 AM

Either that or the Chairman has promised to bring in some Spanish waiters from the Costas

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

22-10-2009, 08:10 AM

I did hear him mention someone called Manuel...

mrgins

22-10-2009, 11:27 AM

It was a cost cutting exercise, I'm taking all the old staff back on at reduced salaries, even the camel.
which means the players are now paying to play:p

jazman

22-10-2009, 11:43 AM

£5 subs per game now ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

22-10-2009, 01:02 PM

£5?! We're not premier league you know!

jazman

22-10-2009, 04:53 PM

Nice round number. Can't be arsed to carry around shrapnel ... and people saying, oh I don't have the right money on me ... :rolleyes: ;)

pauldrulez

22-10-2009, 08:18 PM

My few weeks loan to Charlton are over.

Done my job. Got them off top of the table and into a downward spiral.

Here's a fiver and where's my pet llama gone?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

22-10-2009, 08:57 PM

pet Llama? How many animals are in the team?!

jazman

22-10-2009, 09:48 PM

I've changed my stance on picking animals

pauldrulez

22-10-2009, 09:48 PM

So many innuendos, so little time.

jazman

22-10-2009, 09:49 PM

And you can pack in those bad habits that you have picked up at the Valley ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

22-10-2009, 09:51 PM

Thats alot of bad habits!

pauldrulez

22-10-2009, 09:51 PM

Only when you stop picking at my llamas nuts.

jazman

22-10-2009, 09:55 PM

As long as you leave the camel's toe out of it

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

22-10-2009, 09:56 PM

I knew that would get a mention!

pauldrulez

22-10-2009, 10:00 PM

:lux:

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

22-10-2009, 10:15 PM

So predictable...

mrgins

22-10-2009, 11:32 PM

I have an idea for a new line up

camel
digger(he still around?) rhino elephant gazelle

cpfcco aadvark armadillo cheetah

giraffe (or nathe) Babsybaby (or red arsed baboon)

Discuss? (ooer)

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-10-2009, 07:53 AM

Hmm, interesting to have a giraffe up front for the headers. Would a Chimpanzee up front be a good idea too so they can goal hang?!

jazman

23-10-2009, 10:10 AM

1f8b

Just goes to show how much the head coach knows ... he hasn't included our best player ... ;)

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-10-2009, 10:13 AM

Our best player who happens to be the Manager!

That Head Coach, he's a moron!

jazman

23-10-2009, 10:26 AM

Spot on. Glad someone noticed ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-10-2009, 10:30 AM

Not that im a suck up... :rolleyes:

mrgins

23-10-2009, 11:36 AM

Just goes to show how much the head coach knows ... he hasn't included our best player ... ;)
He's in goal

jazman

23-10-2009, 11:39 AM

The camel plays two games and the head coach has his favourite already :rolleyes:

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-10-2009, 11:57 AM

Its the camel's toe im sure of it

jazman

23-10-2009, 02:54 PM

It's his vision from the four walls of his prison cell

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-10-2009, 02:57 PM

He's been in there so long that he's fantasising about camels...

jazman

23-10-2009, 03:01 PM

I feel sick

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-10-2009, 03:06 PM

How do you think the camel feels?!

jazman

23-10-2009, 03:07 PM

I bet the head coach was hoping he'd get a hump or two ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-10-2009, 03:09 PM

Certainly likes the kicks from it...

jazman

23-10-2009, 03:13 PM

How do you think the camel feels?!

Probably with his tongue or hoof .. ;)

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-10-2009, 03:35 PM

I knew you couldnt resist replying like that! :D

Maidstoned Eagle

23-10-2009, 03:47 PM

Tomorrows sacrifice will be 8,000 wax effigies of Robin Hood and Brian Clough

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-10-2009, 03:53 PM

More greener than just cutting down a forest i guess

Maidstoned Eagle

23-10-2009, 04:03 PM

More greener than just cutting down a forest i guess

Chief Zulu is very aware of nature.

nathe

23-10-2009, 04:10 PM

Evening all

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-10-2009, 04:13 PM

Evening nathe. All ready for tomorrow?

nathe

23-10-2009, 04:17 PM

Few aches and pains but nothing that will stop me.

The camel is up for thee game tomorrow

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-10-2009, 04:30 PM

Glad to hear it. We need to bounce back from the midweek performance

nathe

23-10-2009, 04:49 PM

Hopefully the managers half time team talk won't confuse us this time.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-10-2009, 04:52 PM

I might just stay out on the pitch at half time and heckle some away fans instead of going back into the dressing room!

nathe

23-10-2009, 04:57 PM

I hope the camel doesn't spit at them.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-10-2009, 05:01 PM

I hope he does! :D

nathe

23-10-2009, 05:03 PM

But then he will be more hated than Diouff

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-10-2009, 05:05 PM

Is that possible?!

nathe

23-10-2009, 05:07 PM

You never knoe. Football is a funny old game

Maidstoned Eagle

23-10-2009, 05:15 PM

But then he will be more hated than Diouff
And infinitley more marketable.

nathe

23-10-2009, 05:18 PM

Does that mean we will get a pay rise

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-10-2009, 05:22 PM

Dont push your luck Nathe!

pauldrulez

23-10-2009, 06:20 PM

I have an idea for a new line up

camel
digger(he still around?) rhino elephant gazelle

cpfcco aadvark armadillo cheetah

giraffe (or nathe) Babsybaby (or red arsed baboon)

Discuss? (ooer)
The llama and myself are upset that we weren't included.

The llama's gone to the pub.

nathe

23-10-2009, 06:22 PM

You're on the bench. You're our secret weapon

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-10-2009, 06:54 PM

We have enough players to have subs too?!

jazman

23-10-2009, 09:03 PM

No half time team talk. Was thinking of playing british bulldigs instead.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-10-2009, 09:04 PM

Fantastic idea. Play it on the pitch?

jazman

23-10-2009, 09:09 PM

Yep. From end to end ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-10-2009, 09:12 PM

we'll be knackered by the time the second half starts!

jazman

23-10-2009, 09:36 PM

But the opposition will be worried by looking at our battle scars

pauldrulez

23-10-2009, 09:38 PM

You're on the bench. You're our secret weapon
Excellent.

More time to sleep. I mean warm-up (the BBQ)

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-10-2009, 09:39 PM

Excellent.

More time to sleep. I mean warm-up (the BBQ)

We're having a BBQ too?!

mrgins

23-10-2009, 10:54 PM

The llama and myself are upset that we weren't included.

The llama's gone to the pub.
The game plan is to sub you in after five minutes. I thought of starting the llama, but figured the cheetah might eat him

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

24-10-2009, 07:44 AM

Right lads, im hoping for a cracking game today to get us back on track!

Maidstoned Eagle

24-10-2009, 08:52 AM

Maybe the manager can explain to me why the little chav and his girlfriend are in the side.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

24-10-2009, 09:52 AM

Maybe the manager can explain to me why the little chav and his girlfriend are in the side.

Coz they're cheap?!

nathe

24-10-2009, 10:16 AM

Because we haven't got anyone else. We can't afford to be fussy

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

24-10-2009, 10:17 AM

Another training session this morning with no Head Coach present...

nathe

24-10-2009, 10:18 AM

I'm surprised he hasn't been sacked

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

24-10-2009, 10:20 AM

He wont get the hint!

nathe

24-10-2009, 10:21 AM

Anyone got s gun?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

24-10-2009, 10:22 AM

The Head Coach has...

Barbara4003

24-10-2009, 10:27 AM

I won't be playing today.

It's raining and it makes my hair go all fuzzy.

Sorry, and all that.

nathe

24-10-2009, 10:30 AM

The Head Coach has...

I thought his preferred instrument was a knife?

nathe

24-10-2009, 10:30 AM

I won't be playing today.

It's raining and it makes my hair go all fuzzy.

Sorry, and all that.

Tart

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

24-10-2009, 10:30 AM

How often do you actually play Barbara?

Or are you playing at Stamford Bridge tonight?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

24-10-2009, 10:30 AM

I thought his preferred instrument was a knife?

Or something that vibrates...

Barbara4003

24-10-2009, 10:34 AM

Chelsea are hounding me to play for them (obviously), but I'm ignoring their texts and calls now. It gets rather tiresome.

I've been busy promoting my new football boots this week and it's left me rather tired out.

I'll come along to the game, and if it stops raining then I'll honour you all with my striking abilities.

nathe

24-10-2009, 10:35 AM

I've been busy promoting my new football boots this week and it's left me rather tired out.

I thought you had a broken toe?

Barbara4003

24-10-2009, 10:36 AM

I thought you had a broken toe?

I have.

The promoters supplied a wheel chair for me.

nathe

24-10-2009, 10:39 AM

I think you are more interested in the lifestyle and money rather than the team.

Barbara4003

24-10-2009, 10:41 AM

I think you are more interested in the lifestyle and money rather than the team.

Wash your mouth out!

The team mean everything to me.

It's not my fault I have hair that goes frizzy when it gets damp.

I'm thinking of the teams image.

nathe

24-10-2009, 10:42 AM

Wash your mouth out!

The team mean everything to me.

It's not my fault I have hair that goes frizzy when it gets damp.

I'm thinking of the teams image.

Shave it off.

You're worried about the image? We have a camel playing for us, Madstoned is our chairman and our head coach is a serial killer.

Barbara4003

24-10-2009, 10:44 AM

Shave it off.

You're worried about the image? We have a camel playing for us, Madstoned is our chairman and our head coach is a serial killer.

Exactly.

Someone has to try and raise the image of the team.

We're a laughing stock, I tell you.

A laughing stock.

mrgins

24-10-2009, 11:13 AM

[QUOTE=natheand our head coach is a serial killer.[/QUOTE]
I am not. It was just a repetitive knife accident!

Maidstoned Eagle

24-10-2009, 11:23 AM

Barbara4003

24-10-2009, 11:34 AM

See ya then, off you go, mind the door doesn't hit you on the arse on your way out.

Charmed, I'm sure.

Hold the door open for me, please.

I know when I'm not wanted.

Biggineagle

24-10-2009, 11:49 AM

Charmed, I'm sure.

Hold the door open for me, please.

I know when I'm not wanted.

Dont go!!!
Youre all weve got you might be crap but at least you are better than Pilsbury the dough boy, waiting on the bench for his first start since signing from Obese Accademicals in the summer.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

24-10-2009, 11:54 AM

Just got to the ground, looking forward to Zulu's pre-match show!

jazman

24-10-2009, 05:37 PM

Not a bad result in the end. But maybe the game of british bulldogs at halftime made us start the second half slow and concede.

Maidstoned Eagle

24-10-2009, 06:19 PM

Well done, I hear the camel missed an open goal.

jazman

24-10-2009, 06:32 PM

He blamed his toe. So I subbed him and called the nearest kebab van ;)

mrgins

24-10-2009, 08:39 PM

He blamed his toe. So I subbed him and called the nearest kebab van ;)
bluddy hell! I thought the hotdogs were a bit off

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

24-10-2009, 08:58 PM

Shocking start to the second half. I was still tying up my Laces when they scored

mrgins

24-10-2009, 09:55 PM

Shocking start to the second half. I was still tying up my Laces when they scored
You mean you were bending over and they stuffed us?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

24-10-2009, 10:06 PM

I was tying up the laces on my shorts, not my boots! I don't bend over for anyone. Unlike some of our squad...

mrgins

24-10-2009, 10:08 PM

you have lace on your shorts?!! dear god:rolleyes:

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

24-10-2009, 10:12 PM

Laces, not lace. We're not all nancy boys in this team!

mrgins

25-10-2009, 01:12 AM

Even so, we should never have loaned you out to brighton

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

25-10-2009, 08:40 AM

I was never at Brighton thank you very much! I have some standards!

nathe

25-10-2009, 10:15 AM

It could have been worse

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

25-10-2009, 10:54 AM

True. That tussle just before half time couldve turned nasty

nathe

25-10-2009, 10:55 AM

Good job someone managed to restrain the camel. He had the right hump

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

25-10-2009, 10:56 AM

I was expecting there to be some spitting too

nathe

25-10-2009, 10:58 AM

I think he was too worried about his toe

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

25-10-2009, 11:03 AM

I think he didnt like being mounted and taken for a ride either

nathe

25-10-2009, 11:04 AM

I think he didnt like being mounted and taken for a ride either

The head coach has a lot to answer for

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

25-10-2009, 11:06 AM

I guess thats why he's currently in a interrogation cell...

mrgins

25-10-2009, 04:06 PM

I have some standards!
Of course you don't...you play for us!

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

26-10-2009, 12:46 PM

Good point!

jazman

26-10-2009, 03:08 PM

I hope you have all been training. I have taken some tips from the NFL match last night ... oh you are in for so much fun ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

26-10-2009, 03:17 PM

1f52

You're not gonna make us wear girly shoulder pads and huddle together grabbing each other balls are you? We're not man u!

Maidstoned Eagle

26-10-2009, 03:30 PM

You're not gonna make us wear girly shoulder pads and huddle together grabbing each other balls are you? We're not man u!
Thats one of the reasons our HEAD coach is in prison.

jazman

26-10-2009, 03:41 PM

No more of this nancying around anymore ... so hard hits in training to bolster you lot up ...

Maidstoned Eagle

26-10-2009, 03:44 PM

Thats why I'm glad you're my manager. :p

jazman

26-10-2009, 03:48 PM

No more nonsense at this club. Proper men playing for us rather than weedy little girls ... and animals ... :p

Maidstoned Eagle

26-10-2009, 03:49 PM

You coming to the lap dancing club tonight?

jazman

26-10-2009, 04:00 PM

For sure .. I'll be there at 10

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

26-10-2009, 04:58 PM

Plenty of night-time entertainment here in Nottingham i can tell you! :p

jazman

26-10-2009, 05:08 PM

You should be training

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

26-10-2009, 05:10 PM

I was training all day. On my real job!

Barbara4003

26-10-2009, 05:12 PM

No more nonsense at this club. Proper men playing for us rather than weedy little girls ... and animals ... :p

:sob:

jazman

26-10-2009, 05:30 PM

This is a real job ...

And women are only employed to make the tea and clean the kit ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

26-10-2009, 05:37 PM

And women are only employed to make the tea and clean the kit ...

And provide 'additional services'...

mrgins

26-10-2009, 08:25 PM

Thats why I'm glad you're my manager. :p
dear lord! is it jazman's turn to be on top?

petertaylor11

26-10-2009, 09:09 PM

And provide 'additional services'...

That's what I thought 'cleaning the kit' meant.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

26-10-2009, 10:08 PM

That's what I thought 'cleaning the kit' meant.

"ah, that explains alot!" :p

mrgins

27-10-2009, 10:37 AM

I won't be in to coach today so don't bother tuning in to my mind waves

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

27-10-2009, 10:38 AM

I won't be in to coach today so don't bother tuning in to my mind waves

Normal day then?...

mrgins

27-10-2009, 10:46 AM

Normal day then?...
Just remember, you're the player you are today because of me!

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

27-10-2009, 10:49 AM

Just remember, you're the player you are today because of me!

Then i know who to blame!

nathe

27-10-2009, 10:58 AM

Afternoon all. Nathan of Arabia reporting for duty

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

27-10-2009, 11:13 AM

Afternoon Nathe. How's the camel's toe?

nathe

27-10-2009, 11:16 AM

Swollen.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

27-10-2009, 11:23 AM

Its taken quite a beating recently

nathe

27-10-2009, 11:25 AM

It certainly has been in the wars but you won't hear him complaining

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

27-10-2009, 11:45 AM

Moans alot though

nathe

27-10-2009, 11:46 AM

He does get the hump easily

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

27-10-2009, 03:58 PM

Spits but doesnt swallow ive heard...

mrgins

27-10-2009, 08:51 PM

Come on men, this is no time for frivol...fivrol, frivili...fartin' around!

jazman

27-10-2009, 08:55 PM

dear lord! is it jazman's turn to be on top?

Yes, Opta stats have me leading the way at our club. Proves how useless the rest of you lot are and how much you need to step up your game ...

mrgins

27-10-2009, 09:05 PM

not me thats playing mate. You step up YOUR game!

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

27-10-2009, 09:25 PM

I wouldnt want to play to my full potential, id show the rest of you up way too much...

mrgins

27-10-2009, 10:39 PM

1f49

what has the manager told you to work on this week?

Maidstoned Eagle

28-10-2009, 05:58 AM

what has the manager told you to work on this week?
Getting the wardens at your secure unit to keep you away from the computer.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

28-10-2009, 06:47 AM

The FA have requested that players refrain from spitting due to outbreaks of swine flu.

Can someone inform the camel, im too scared to tell him...

Maidstoned Eagle

28-10-2009, 06:54 AM

The FA have requested that players refrain from spitting due to outbreaks of swine flu.

Can someone inform the camel, im too scared to tell him...
I have asked Nathe to wash his willy in Dettol after he's had congress with his "pet"

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

28-10-2009, 06:56 AM

I have asked Nathe to wash his willy in Dettol after he's had congress with his "pet"

Wash who's willy. The Camels or Nathes?

Maidstoned Eagle

28-10-2009, 06:58 AM

Wash who's willy. The Camels or Nathes?
If Nathes pet is male then he's sicker than I gave him credit for.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

28-10-2009, 07:03 AM

If Nathes pet is male then he's sicker than I gave him credit for.

Im afraid that Nathe continues to refer to the camel as 'him' :

He does get the hump easily

I guess he's rather sick then...

Maidstoned Eagle

28-10-2009, 07:06 AM

Probably why he favours oral than full intercourse, Nathe doesn't want to be seen as a poof.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

28-10-2009, 07:07 AM

I wouldnt want to see him and his camel together regardless of the position...

Maidstoned Eagle

28-10-2009, 07:08 AM

I wouldnt want to see him and his camel together regardless of the position...
Best not go on the petting zoo trip he's organised then.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

28-10-2009, 07:19 AM

Reckon the Head Coach would go to that though

Maidstoned Eagle

28-10-2009, 07:26 AM

Reckon the Head Coach would go to that though
He's been banned from the Prison farm for chasing the lambs.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

28-10-2009, 07:38 AM

I heard that he's even been banned from the Prison's playground area as he kept trying to bum all the other inmates, even the ones who didnt want to

Maidstoned Eagle

28-10-2009, 07:39 AM

I heard that he's even been banned from the Prison's playground area as he kept trying to bum all the other inmates, even the ones who didnt want to
He's used to that.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

28-10-2009, 08:14 AM

They're not!

Maidstoned Eagle

28-10-2009, 08:16 AM

They're not!

They need the snout though.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

28-10-2009, 08:16 AM

True. Poor guys. Not all of them are hardened criminals. They will be now though after having met the Head Coach

jazman

28-10-2009, 10:10 AM

He's on the perverts wing though ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

28-10-2009, 10:27 AM

No wonder he enjoys it...

mrgins

28-10-2009, 10:35 AM

Through my superhuman telepathic powers, I can still bluddywell hear you and I'm not happy.
I hasten to add the authorities made an error and sent me to a womens jail where, as has already been mentioned, I am happily chasing ALL the inmates and I'm proud of it.
Stay tuned in to my mind control method of coaching.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

28-10-2009, 10:37 AM

Poor women...

jazman

28-10-2009, 10:43 AM

All the signs of mental helth problems ...

Maidstoned Eagle

28-10-2009, 10:59 AM

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

28-10-2009, 11:55 AM

I guess when he bends them over it's irrelevant whether they're male or female... :(

mrgins

28-10-2009, 09:30 PM

They're not women, they're young men, I can see the therapy isn't working.
Jealousy will get you nowhere

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

28-10-2009, 09:31 PM

Havent they gagged you yet?!

jazman

28-10-2009, 09:52 PM

Maybe that's the wrong question ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

28-10-2009, 09:53 PM

2023

I did think that! :D

jazman

28-10-2009, 09:57 PM

I feel sick

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

28-10-2009, 09:58 PM

Mental image again?!

jazman

28-10-2009, 09:59 PM

I just feel very sick

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

28-10-2009, 10:00 PM

Hope you'll be fit for the weekend match

mrgins

28-10-2009, 10:47 PM

I'm being set free tomorrow. Time off for good behavior and all that. I expect all players to report to the training ground for debriefing...erm, let me rephrase that

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

28-10-2009, 10:49 PM

Oh no. I can tell you have some new, 'alternative' training for us...

mrgins

29-10-2009, 10:42 AM

Don't worry, it won't hurt, trust me:o

Maidstoned Eagle

29-10-2009, 10:57 AM

Don't worry, it won't hurt, trust me:o
That's usually peoples first mistake.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

29-10-2009, 11:09 AM

Many have been tricked this way...

mrgins

29-10-2009, 01:16 PM

ok, meanwhile, back at the training field....

jazman

29-10-2009, 06:39 PM

I hear there has been a mass breakout of the prison the head coach was in ...

mrgins

29-10-2009, 10:40 PM

Well I'm not surprised. They all wanted to be coached by me. You lot need to realise just how much I'm worth

Maidstoned Eagle

30-10-2009, 06:10 AM

Well I'm not surprised. They all wanted to be bummed by me. You lot need to realise just how much of a nonce I am
EFA

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

30-10-2009, 07:19 AM

Big game tomorrow!!

Maidstoned Eagle

30-10-2009, 07:21 AM

The chief is making effigies of David Nugent as we speak.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

30-10-2009, 08:12 AM

Fantastic, i wondered what he was going to do for his opening ceremony!

mrgins

30-10-2009, 10:37 AM

I have several recently "released" large ugly women who could do an excellent job in defence. Interested? Discuss (ooer)

jazman

30-10-2009, 05:04 PM

I pick the team. End of. And don't you realise you were sacked months ago?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

30-10-2009, 05:04 PM

I think that falls on deaf ears boss

jazman

30-10-2009, 05:06 PM

So we can say what we like about him and he won't hear anything ... I doubt it .. :rolleyes:

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

30-10-2009, 05:07 PM

Good point. He seems to always hear what we say about him, but doesnt hear when he's sacked!

jazman

30-10-2009, 05:13 PM

I feel a return to winning ways for us tomorrow ... my tarot cards say so ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

30-10-2009, 05:15 PM

I hope so. I could do with my win bonus

mrgins

30-10-2009, 08:52 PM

I hope so. I could do with my win bonus
Don't be silly:rolleyes:

jazman

30-10-2009, 09:26 PM

I'm the only one on a bonus at this place ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

31-10-2009, 06:54 AM

I'm the only one on a bonus at this place ...

Well that figures.

mrgins

31-10-2009, 12:32 PM

he gets to blow the chairman

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

31-10-2009, 12:56 PM

Im at Deepdale raring to go!

mrgins

31-10-2009, 12:58 PM

Im at Deepdale raring to go!
why didn't you "go" before you left?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

31-10-2009, 01:05 PM

Thought id piss all over Preston's defence if thats ok?!

jazman

31-10-2009, 02:22 PM

Pervert ;)

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

31-10-2009, 02:24 PM

They like it, sickos

jazman

31-10-2009, 06:55 PM

Great away result. Just glad the ex-head coach didn't make it as Deepdale would have been worrying for us ... ;)

mrgins

31-10-2009, 09:11 PM

Great away result. Just glad the ex-head coach didn't make it as Deepdale would have been worrying for us ... ;)
Yeah, glad we got rid of him. I'm so much more respected than he was:p

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

01-11-2009, 07:52 AM

Great result chaps! Not sure about that strip club we all went to after though...

jazman

01-11-2009, 10:06 AM

You were in the home teams dressing room I think ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

01-11-2009, 10:09 AM

Ah, that would explain it then!

Maidstoned Eagle

01-11-2009, 12:19 PM

Well done team, Chief is making effigies of Flavio Briatore and Bernie Eccleston ready for this weeks game.