BBS Virtual Town FC [Archive] - Page 12

jazman

04-12-2009, 03:30 PM

I'm about to be overtaken as leader of the most posts on this thread ... :)

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

04-12-2009, 03:31 PM

Sorry boss, didnt realise id caught you up! Do i get a prize?!

mrgins

04-12-2009, 10:59 PM

yeah. you get to kiss the chairman's ass

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

05-12-2009, 07:59 AM

Isnt it kissed enough already?!

jazman

05-12-2009, 04:08 PM

What a terrible result. You lot all need to be sacked ... :grrr:

mrgins

05-12-2009, 04:21 PM

the gaffer has to go!

jazman

05-12-2009, 04:35 PM

Rubbish. I worked my arse off out there ... Cheeky fecker!

mrgins

05-12-2009, 08:46 PM

how many goals did you score????

jazman

05-12-2009, 08:53 PM

I don't play up front.

mrgins

05-12-2009, 08:56 PM

so how many did you let in?

jazman

05-12-2009, 09:01 PM

Errrrr

mrgins

06-12-2009, 12:47 AM

you are the weakest link....goodbye

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

06-12-2009, 08:18 AM

Dont understand what went wrong out there. Perhaps the arrogance has settled in after too many good results.

We need a coach that can teach the basics!

jazman

06-12-2009, 09:19 AM

At least I turn up

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

06-12-2009, 09:35 AM

Thats true

mrgins

06-12-2009, 02:24 PM

the gaffer must go
the gaffer must go
the only reason he's here
is coz the chairman is queer

nathe

06-12-2009, 02:52 PM

I blame the head coach

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

06-12-2009, 07:31 PM

Me too

mrgins

06-12-2009, 08:00 PM

If you "players" (phnar) had listened to my instructions, we would have won!

nathe

07-12-2009, 08:27 AM

You've spent too much time with the youth team rather than the senior players

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

07-12-2009, 08:28 AM

I havent even met our head coach and ive not missed a single training session!

mrgins

07-12-2009, 12:45 PM

you need to get in touch with your inner self in order to channel my long distance game winnings details

jazman

07-12-2009, 01:20 PM

I think the chairman has a decision to make ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

07-12-2009, 01:30 PM

And not a difficult one either...

Maidstoned Eagle

07-12-2009, 01:31 PM

I blame the bastards who moved this thread to the CCG hellhole and therefore broke the luck this thread was bringing the team.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

07-12-2009, 01:34 PM

Good point. Can we sack the mods?!

nathe

07-12-2009, 01:42 PM

But we won 3 nil last week. I blame you for attending the game

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

07-12-2009, 01:44 PM

Who me?! :eek:

nathe

07-12-2009, 01:53 PM

1fb2

The chairman.

My first game back we win 3 nil. He turns up and we lose 3 nil

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

07-12-2009, 01:55 PM

All that fake orange tan blinding the players.

mrgins

07-12-2009, 10:27 PM

looked like he was celebrating afterwards! I question his commitment to the team

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

12-12-2009, 07:14 AM

Another win today chaps please!

mrgins

12-12-2009, 03:58 PM

Thats it! sack the chairman and the manager. I'm in charge

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

12-12-2009, 04:07 PM

Shocking result. :(

mrgins

12-12-2009, 08:10 PM

well what did you do to help?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

12-12-2009, 10:22 PM

It would have been more than 2-0 if i hadnt been helping the defence out

mrgins

13-12-2009, 03:04 PM

well no wonder we didn't score!

Barbara4003

13-12-2009, 08:45 PM

Ok, ok. I'll come back and help you out - again!

After my guest appearance at Watford and Reading, it would seem you need me <sigh>

So, where are we drinking, I mean training tomorrow?

And you don't need to thank me.

mrgins

13-12-2009, 08:53 PM

where have you been? I'm fining you two weeks wages....which means...erm....you owe us 3p

Barbara4003

13-12-2009, 08:56 PM

where have you been? I'm fining you two weeks wages....which means...erm....you owe us 3p

Fine me???? You should be giving me a bonus for coming back!

I've been helping Chelsea out - giving Drogba a few striking tips.

I've taken him as far as I can now - it's up to him to go it alone now.

So, what's been happening here then? Is the camel still with us?

mrgins

13-12-2009, 08:59 PM

nothing much, the chairman is playing...with the manager in his orifice, I mean office. and I'm still coaching by telepathy. Seems to work. Oh yeah, you don't happen to have $30 mil do you?

Barbara4003

13-12-2009, 09:09 PM

nothing much, the chairman is playing...with the manager in his orifice, I mean office. and I'm still coaching by telepathy. Seems to work. Oh yeah, you don't happen to have $30 mil do you?

I might have that amount knocking around in small change. What do you want it for?

mrgins

13-12-2009, 09:10 PM

For the chairman's xmas pressie. It's the only way I'll keep my job

Barbara4003

13-12-2009, 09:19 PM

Had you spelt Christmas out properly, I'd have happily given you $30m, but you didn't, so I won't.

Sorry and all that.

mrgins

13-12-2009, 09:27 PM

you've been the tea lady at Chelski for too long...meanie

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

14-12-2009, 08:13 AM

Oh dear. Are we that desperate that we're thinking of letting Barbara come back?!

nathe

14-12-2009, 08:15 AM

I'm still playing so we must be desperate

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

14-12-2009, 08:17 AM

We have a camel in midfield and mrgins as our Head Coach too, very desperate times

Barbara4003

14-12-2009, 09:02 AM

Oh dear. Are we that desperate that we're thinking of letting Barbara come back?!

Well thanks a lot!

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

I think we should all wear Santa hats for the next 2 home games and I'll choreograph a Haka type thingy as our pre-kick off tactic ;)

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

14-12-2009, 10:15 AM

Dont tell the Head Coach to wear any type of Santa uniform. He'll want the kids to sit on his lap...

mrgins

14-12-2009, 12:31 PM

Well how else can we get recruits to replace the big boys?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

14-12-2009, 02:03 PM

And you'd know that they're 'big' boys would you?!

mrgins

15-12-2009, 10:50 PM

well of course, you told me they were

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

16-12-2009, 05:55 AM

I meant in age but you assumed i meant in girth!

mrgins

16-12-2009, 06:53 PM

just for that, you won't get paid this week

Barbara4003

16-12-2009, 07:41 PM

I've got the Santa hats, and I've worked out a Haka type thing - although it does involve a few ballet steps, but it'll be fine.

We can all have a practice at training tomorrow :lux:

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

16-12-2009, 07:49 PM

Training tomorrow? Do we have to come if its snowing?

Barbara4003

16-12-2009, 07:50 PM

1f56

Of course.

What sort of commitment is that!

You should turn up for training rain, snow or hurricane.

If only for the breakfast and coffee :)

mrgins

16-12-2009, 08:38 PM

Did you remember to order the donuts. Those big gooey ones

Barbara4003

16-12-2009, 09:20 PM

Did you remember to order the donuts. Those big gooey ones

I did better than order them.

I made them :D

mrgins

17-12-2009, 12:37 AM

Good. That'll bring them to practice like flies to dogshit:p

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

17-12-2009, 07:23 AM

Must admit, i'll be there now! ;)

Barbara4003

17-12-2009, 10:39 AM

Oh dear :(

Think my doughnuts may have had something in them.

Sorry about the virus, chaps.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

17-12-2009, 10:50 AM

Keeps us at home in bed instead of out in the snow!

nathe

17-12-2009, 11:01 AM

My groin hurts

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

17-12-2009, 11:09 AM

What did you do with those doughnuts?!!

jazman

17-12-2009, 11:20 AM

It is with great regret that I tender my resignation as manager ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

17-12-2009, 11:20 AM

Dont let that Head Coach push you out!

nathe

17-12-2009, 12:51 PM

It is with great regret that I tender my resignation as manager ...

Is it because of my groin or the camels toe?

mrgins

17-12-2009, 01:07 PM

My groin hurts
you had the donut with the tiny hole?

mrgins

17-12-2009, 01:08 PM

It is with great regret that I tender my resignation as manager ...
so let me get this straight, Nathe's groin is tender, and so is your "resignation"?

Maidstoned Eagle

18-12-2009, 05:47 AM

Right you divs, lets get this show back on the road, how am I supposed to raise money to pay you when you play like a bunch of molested kids?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

18-12-2009, 08:41 AM

The Youth team ARE 'a bunch of molested kids'.

That Head Coach needs to be sanctioned

nathe

18-12-2009, 03:02 PM

The Youth team ARE 'a bunch of molested kids'.

That Head Coach needs to be sanctioned

I think 'sectioned' would be better

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

18-12-2009, 03:18 PM

I think i meant that but i was so emotional about how those poor youth team are treated!

mrgins

18-12-2009, 10:28 PM

That Head Coach needs to be sanctioned

Oh I just love it when you say big words:love:

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

19-12-2009, 07:05 AM

Match on or off today?

nathe

19-12-2009, 10:23 AM

My groin is better

Barbara4003

19-12-2009, 10:31 AM

The match is very much on, you bunch of pansies!

I've got gloves for you all just in case our hands get a little bit chilly.

And we have our Santa hats.

Oh, and some thermal socks.

nathe

19-12-2009, 10:33 AM

Can i have a Willy warmer please

Barbara4003

19-12-2009, 11:08 AM

Can i have a Willy warmer please

I don't have any of those, surprisingly.

I'll cut the little finger off a spare pair of gloves for you :p

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

19-12-2009, 11:26 AM

I don't have any of those, surprisingly.

I'll cut the little finger off a spare pair of gloves for you :p

Then shorten it too ;)

mrgins

19-12-2009, 01:06 PM

and run it thru the washing cycle to shrink it

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-12-2009, 06:50 AM

Good second half comeback chaps.

nathe

20-12-2009, 10:02 AM

Wankers

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-12-2009, 10:21 AM

who?!

mrgins

20-12-2009, 12:36 PM

Is it true Real Madrid want the camel?

nathe

20-12-2009, 04:17 PM

He had a trial with Barca but he decided he prefered the red and blue of South london

mrgins

20-12-2009, 05:35 PM

he has to go and he's the only one anyone's interested in

nathe

20-12-2009, 05:46 PM

Not strictly true. The police are interested in your activities with the yoof team

mrgins

20-12-2009, 05:59 PM

gosh, is it that time already? I have to leave:o

nathe

20-12-2009, 06:06 PM

That's what the yoof team normally say when training finishes

mrgins

20-12-2009, 06:23 PM

those yoofs just don't know whats good for them...not like the good ole days

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

21-12-2009, 07:42 AM

Sick, just sick

mrgins

28-12-2009, 09:01 PM

Why didn't you score today???

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

29-12-2009, 07:09 AM

I did, met a couple of young barmaids down the pub and took them to a local hotel...

nathe

29-12-2009, 09:41 AM

I just couldn't bang it in.

blazey_cpfc

29-12-2009, 11:16 AM

Am i still playing in the team or have i been dropped guv?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

29-12-2009, 03:57 PM

Well, where have you been all this time?!

mrgins

29-12-2009, 11:12 PM

Well since jazman has taken a leave of absence, I think she was addressing me!
I'm not sure, blazey, what's your best position?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

30-12-2009, 07:11 AM

what's your best position?

I know what you're thinking about with that comment! ;)

mrgins

30-12-2009, 11:44 AM

of course. I think she'd make a great striker:p

mrgins

30-12-2009, 11:45 AM

...but don't ask to play in the hole behind the strikers!

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

30-12-2009, 05:52 PM

Oh dear...

mrgins

30-12-2009, 10:31 PM

well someone has to have a plan!

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

31-12-2009, 07:09 AM

That's true.

mrgins

31-12-2009, 11:06 AM

so the plan for the rest of the season is to put the ball into their net at least once more than they put it into ours:p

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

31-12-2009, 11:09 AM

Wow! :eek: Inspired!

mrgins

31-12-2009, 11:24 AM

I'm not the HEAD coach/caretaker manager for nuttin'

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

31-12-2009, 06:58 PM

You mean you get paid?!

mrgins

31-12-2009, 09:15 PM

oops! you didn't hear that. don't tell the others

jazman

31-12-2009, 09:16 PM

Who took over the void I left behind?

mrgins

31-12-2009, 09:20 PM

:hi:
actually it wasn't so much of a void as more of a poo smell!

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

01-01-2010, 07:16 AM

Fa Cup next. About time we had a decent cup run.

mrgins

01-01-2010, 06:11 PM

I'm working on it as we speak. Is everyone recovering from last night?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

02-01-2010, 07:43 AM

Still hungover. Are we playing today?

mrgins

02-01-2010, 04:15 PM

do you ever actually "play"? Another amazing win since I've been in charge. The chairman will be ever so pleased:o

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

03-01-2010, 07:14 AM

We scored all the goals too!

mrgins

03-01-2010, 03:52 PM

i think we need to talk about a certain defender. I don't think his gps was working too well

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

04-01-2010, 09:08 AM

Where have most of our team gone anyway, there's only about 4 of us who post on here, so where's the rest?!

mrgins

04-01-2010, 11:22 AM

I had to let them go. We got 5 and tuppence ha'penny for them:p

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

04-01-2010, 11:24 AM

Bargain!

mrgins

04-01-2010, 09:30 PM

plus a couple of bananas

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

05-01-2010, 08:20 AM

Great stuff

mrgins

05-01-2010, 11:40 AM

1f4d

OK, it seems you're the only player left on the roster. I suggest you play defensively for the whole game and look for a breakaway goal. Sound like a plan?

mrgins

05-01-2010, 11:40 AM

Don't get hurt!

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

06-01-2010, 10:58 AM

Ok Coach, i'm up for anything!

mrgins

10-01-2010, 09:57 PM

oops. left town for a few days and forgot all about training. Oh well, how does sledding sound for warmups?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

12-01-2010, 07:45 AM

Its what we've been doing anyway!

mrgins

12-01-2010, 11:22 AM

jolly good! Anyone else show up? Don't mean to sound pushy but it might be beneficial if some others showed up

jazman

12-01-2010, 11:30 AM

I've been training hard, replacing huskies pulling sledges all over the place here so I'm fit as a fiddle ... even received modelling contracts plus offers from the tabloids to spill the beans on the head coach and chairman. Let's just say the chairman won't be in the tabloids ... ;)

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

12-01-2010, 07:07 PM

Id actually rather NOT know what the head coach has been up to!

mrgins

12-01-2010, 09:27 PM

Well actually I'm in the news because I'm foregoing my wages to help the club... Oh wait, I never got paid anyway. Oh well at least I'm not paying to be there like you bunch of losers!

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

13-01-2010, 05:47 PM

That's a nice way to motivate the players!

mrgins

13-01-2010, 09:37 PM

Motivation? Oh, you mean like come on blokes. We can do it. Ra ra, lets go virtual town, lets go (stoopid american chant)

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

14-01-2010, 10:19 AM

Erm, not really motivating me tbh!

mrgins

14-01-2010, 11:24 AM

well concentrate!

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

14-01-2010, 12:24 PM

On what?

mrgins

14-01-2010, 09:53 PM

I dunno, ask the chairman

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

15-01-2010, 08:06 AM

Id rather not, he has some strange ways...

jazman

15-01-2010, 08:12 AM

I have heard that the club is the subject of a bid by the owner of a Thai massage parlour ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

15-01-2010, 12:33 PM

Excellent. The lads will certainly appreciate the attention they'll get in the gym...

mrgins

15-01-2010, 09:28 PM

Well I just hope it doesn't tire them out.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

16-01-2010, 07:19 AM

Im sure they will keep it up!

mrgins

17-01-2010, 06:09 PM

jolly good! As long as we get a happy ending on saturday:p

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

18-01-2010, 07:53 AM

Thought we played superbly down at Plymouth if i do say so myself

mrgins

18-01-2010, 11:51 AM

Nice of me to provide umbrellas for the players

nathe

18-01-2010, 01:03 PM

Have i missed anything?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

18-01-2010, 04:25 PM

Not much. We won again, so usual happenings! :p

mrgins

18-01-2010, 11:40 PM

Have i missed anything?
yeah! Where da fock have yoo bin?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

19-01-2010, 07:55 AM

probably hiding from you!

Maidstoned Eagle

19-01-2010, 07:57 AM

Bad news, the buyout from Dirty Dicks XXX Movie Emporium fell through, so we're still looking for a buyer.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

19-01-2010, 07:59 AM

@rse :(

nathe

19-01-2010, 09:19 AM

@rse :(

No. West Ham.

nathe

19-01-2010, 09:20 AM

yeah! Where da fock have yoo bin?

I've had a groin injury so I've been the treatment table with a Thai bird

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

19-01-2010, 09:41 AM

And im sure you stayed 'injured' for extended treatment?! :p

nathe

19-01-2010, 10:12 AM

Well everybody was fit and healthy and she was a bit lonely. It would be rude not to.

jazman

19-01-2010, 11:04 AM

1f4a

Bad news, the buyout from Dirty Dicks XXX Movie Emporium fell through, so we're still looking for a buyer.

Sounds very messy to me ...

mrgins

19-01-2010, 11:28 AM

I've had a groin injury so I've been the treatment table with a Thai bird
Did you get the injury there in the first place?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

19-01-2010, 12:34 PM

he wasnt injured at all. The Thai Physio said he was in 'working order'...

nathe

19-01-2010, 01:09 PM

I aim to please

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

19-01-2010, 01:10 PM

I thought that was her motto? ;)

mrgins

19-01-2010, 11:44 PM

what position does she play?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-01-2010, 07:56 AM

She's very flexible and can cover most positions...

Maidstoned Eagle

20-01-2010, 07:58 AM

Who said it was a she? This is Nathe we're talking about.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-01-2010, 08:03 AM

He goes to the other Thai Physio who he wont let anyone else use. So you're right, who knows!

jazman

20-01-2010, 09:26 AM

I'm very proud of this thread :D

nathe

20-01-2010, 09:43 AM

Who said it was a she? This is Nathe we're talking about.

Oi. She's 100% woman.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-01-2010, 10:25 AM

You sure matey? ;)

nathe

20-01-2010, 03:29 PM

So it wasn't her finger she stuck up my arse

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

20-01-2010, 06:43 PM

:eek:

jazman

20-01-2010, 08:53 PM

Sick

mrgins

20-01-2010, 09:37 PM

Oi. She's 100% woman.
except for the bollox?

mrgins

20-01-2010, 09:37 PM

Who said it was a she? This is Nathe we're talking about.
Have you found a buyer yet?

jazman

20-01-2010, 10:21 PM

At this rate a packet of peanuts will be the going rate ..

mrgins

20-01-2010, 10:48 PM

salted or unsalted.
Shouldn't you be doing pushups or fitness runs or something?

Maidstoned Eagle

21-01-2010, 06:50 AM

Have you found a buyer yet?
No, I spoke to Lego the other day but they said something about not wanting to associate with a club that employed a paedo as a Head coach.

jazman

21-01-2010, 07:57 AM

Shame, they could have supplied a new stadium ...

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

21-01-2010, 08:05 AM

The Lego Stadium. I like it.

mrgins

21-01-2010, 08:33 PM

Seats might be a bit uncomfortable with that nubby thing sticking up yer ass

mrgins

21-01-2010, 08:34 PM

...although the chairman would like it:rolleyes:

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

21-01-2010, 09:25 PM

Not ribbed enough for him i bet though...

mrgins

22-01-2010, 12:04 AM

well if anyone would know it would be you!

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

22-01-2010, 07:17 AM

The gaffer told me

Maidstoned Eagle

22-01-2010, 07:19 AM

Seats might be a bit uncomfortable with that nubby thing sticking up yer ass
You'd probably like it, seeing as it might attract more kiddies to the ground.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

22-01-2010, 07:23 AM

We don't need anymore kids at the ground. The head coach has traumatised enough already

mrgins

22-01-2010, 03:02 PM

How did I deserve so much notoriety?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

22-01-2010, 03:52 PM

Practice :p

mrgins

22-01-2010, 06:28 PM

speaking of which....

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

22-01-2010, 08:15 PM

I've been practising my scoring all week thankyou

mrgins

22-01-2010, 10:31 PM

no no no, we mean kicking a ball into a net:rolleyes:

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

23-01-2010, 07:31 AM

Oh, erm, err, yeah, so was i... :rolleyes:

mrgins

23-01-2010, 07:42 PM

OK so the camel is injured. Good idea of mine to bring on the tortoise tho:p

jazman

23-01-2010, 09:19 PM

Why was I played on the left wing? If I was centre back where I'm used to we wouldn't have let in the equaliser ... :grrr:

mrgins

24-01-2010, 03:25 AM

cos you have two left feet

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

24-01-2010, 07:52 AM

Not sure those tactics were the best way to play. Sending on female streakers to distract the opposition? Im certain the head coach has an ulterior motive...

jazman

24-01-2010, 08:37 AM

Laft midfield? I'm right footed!

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

24-01-2010, 08:39 AM

Head coach hasnt a clue!

jazman

24-01-2010, 08:47 AM

Rubbish

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

24-01-2010, 08:53 AM

Needs to go! Although i thought we'd already got rid of him at least once!

jazman

24-01-2010, 09:15 AM

Who put him in charge anyway?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

24-01-2010, 09:22 AM

You!

jazman

24-01-2010, 09:38 AM

Nothing to do with me ... I'm not the chairman

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

24-01-2010, 09:38 AM

Bloomin chairman

mrgins

24-01-2010, 02:37 PM

did anyone remove the Lego block from the chairman's ass? I know he was reviewing plans for new seating when he had the "accident"

jazman

24-01-2010, 06:45 PM

Sounds you have been fiddling again ... :eek:

mrgins

24-01-2010, 09:57 PM

Not at all. I refused to remove it even tho he asked me ever so nicely

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

26-01-2010, 09:59 PM

Are we in administration?

Barbara4003

26-01-2010, 10:15 PM

Are we in administration?

No.

I read somewhere, not sure where, that David Gold is going to buy us.

Oh, when are my wages being paid?

mrgins

26-01-2010, 10:33 PM

Wages? WAGES?? What drugs are you on, lady? Start doing your push ups...and I'm not talking lingerie!

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

27-01-2010, 06:01 AM

Seriously though, when WILL we see some money?

mrgins

27-01-2010, 11:37 AM

If you check the coin slots on vending machines, you might see some:p

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

27-01-2010, 04:21 PM

Ah, slightly better than nicking those charity boxes!

mrgins

01-02-2010, 11:24 AM

ok, the camel was traded for two pieces of gum...which I devoured already...and Babsy and Nathe are being allowed to be tea ladies (sorry Nathe, dress code calls for a hair net) at Luton, but only if they pay for the privilege. I've decided to go with three players on the field tomorrow (thankfully all on attack..we're going for the win) and I'll go for the risk of no sub goallie...and no sub field players. Hope the fans cheer us on:p

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

01-02-2010, 11:54 AM

Do we still have 3 players?

mrgins

02-02-2010, 12:24 AM

no. Babsy and Nathe refused to be traded:lux:

I think it was because they smelled bad though!

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

02-02-2010, 07:21 AM

Their sick, perverted personal terms ruined it

Maidstoned Eagle

02-02-2010, 07:22 AM

I've turned my phone back on now.... Early Learning Centre have decided against sponsoring us...for the usual reasons.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

02-02-2010, 08:42 AM

You cant blame them though!

mrgins

02-02-2010, 11:39 AM

it's ok, I talked to the porn channel and they agreed terms:p

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

02-02-2010, 11:46 AM

Im sure there's some personal terms for you in that contract!

jazman

02-02-2010, 11:58 AM

Wolves offered me a year's supply of curry and a bycicle to get to training if I signed for them last night at 4.59pm :rolleyes:

Let me at them tonight ..... I'm raring to go ... :p

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

02-02-2010, 12:08 PM

We're all well fired up for tonight!

mrgins

02-02-2010, 06:37 PM

18a1

hmmm...thats not like you lot! Wots going on here?

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

02-02-2010, 07:07 PM

We're doing well!

mrgins

03-02-2010, 12:03 AM

ok ok, so some defender scored a hat trick. Just remember, it's all in the coaching. No need to thank me!

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

03-02-2010, 08:18 AM

All about the players and their hearts of gold!

mrgins

03-02-2010, 10:45 PM

don't be silly! It was all me:p

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

04-02-2010, 07:39 AM

Be hard to prove when the players and fans have never seen you at the ground!!

Maidstoned Eagle

04-02-2010, 07:45 AM

Especially since the primary school next door closed.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

04-02-2010, 07:53 AM

And why did it close?...

mrgins

04-02-2010, 01:54 PM

ok, moving right along....:o

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

04-02-2010, 04:15 PM

Maidstoned Eagle

05-02-2010, 07:28 AM

Ok, I've managed to get a load of Red Bus Rovers from one of our sponsors, so you can get to tomorrows game ok. If you coulds all wear these shirts with "Raj Patels Corner Emporium" whilst travleeing I would appreciate it.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

05-02-2010, 08:11 AM

Ooh, what colour are they?

mrgins

05-02-2010, 11:36 AM

All they had was pink. Sorry

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

05-02-2010, 11:50 AM

Might work for us

mrgins

05-02-2010, 10:43 PM

I think you'll look especially nice in pink if you also wear a thong

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

06-02-2010, 06:49 AM

The youth team reported to me that you've been telling them the exact same thing...

mrgins

06-02-2010, 01:49 PM

well look at the success they're having! I'm a non-traditional manager

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

06-02-2010, 02:15 PM

hmm....

mrgins

06-02-2010, 07:21 PM

Relax and enjoy the show:p

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

06-02-2010, 07:21 PM

Another fine-spirited performance by all :p

mrgins

07-02-2010, 01:53 PM

busy week ahead. Make sure you eat enough donuts:p

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

07-02-2010, 03:04 PM

krispy kreme would be a great sponsor for the team!

mrgins

07-02-2010, 05:32 PM

I'll talk to the chairman. He looks like he's sampled a few

Maidstoned Eagle

09-02-2010, 03:00 PM

I would do, but several of the youth team told me about your donut dispenser.

Ok, tonights game will see a sacrifice in the car park of a leg of lamb...... kindly donated by Waitroses.

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

09-02-2010, 03:06 PM

Need to be at our best for tonight!

mrgins

09-02-2010, 06:53 PM

I just saw a three legged lamb in the parking lot!

CPFC Cheerleader Observer

09-02-2010, 08:37 PM

Not for long, we'll sacrifice the entire lamb by the end of the evening!