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mrgins
09-02-2010, 10:12 PM
hmm...reminds me of the knight in MP's Holy Grail.
Ok. I thought the plan tonight was to knock their center forward out of the game in the first minute. You lot really need to listen to my instructions. All that donut chewing is affecting your hearing:rolleyes:
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
12-02-2010, 07:58 PM
someone say something?
mrgins
12-02-2010, 08:27 PM
you want directions to wembley or not?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
13-02-2010, 07:58 AM
Dont need them thanks. Already been up there to buy some tickets for our Cup Final match! :p
mrgins
13-02-2010, 02:47 PM
Excellent to see you have confidence in your manager to pull this off. Seen any of our other players lately?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
13-02-2010, 05:01 PM
Looks like there's just me, you, the manager and the chairman!
mrgins
13-02-2010, 08:48 PM
yes. you the offense, defense, midfield AND keeper?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
14-02-2010, 07:01 AM
No wonder we're struggling!
mrgins
14-02-2010, 06:21 PM
well just work harder then! Jeez:rolleyes: can't take all yer complaining!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
14-02-2010, 06:33 PM
Im allowed since i seem to be the only player left!
mrgins
14-02-2010, 06:47 PM
well you'll just get sent off if you complain and then where will we be?
(course if we're playing Br****on, we could force a draw!)
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
14-02-2010, 06:50 PM
:D
mrgins
16-02-2010, 04:02 PM
do you find this amusing??? If I had a sub, you'd be on the bench!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-02-2010, 04:41 PM
Lucky for me then that im the only player available at the mo!
mrgins
16-02-2010, 07:36 PM
don't be so sure...there's a rumor Princess's stepmom is back in town
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-02-2010, 07:41 PM
:eek:
mrgins
17-02-2010, 02:34 AM
and she's fitter than you!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
17-02-2010, 05:51 AM
You fancy Princess's stepmom?
mrgins
17-02-2010, 12:23 PM
thats it! You're benched!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
17-02-2010, 04:07 PM
Great. We have no players on the pitch for tonight
mrgins
17-02-2010, 05:43 PM
We have Princess's stepmom. Thats all we need and I'll put you on the transfer list
mrgins
17-02-2010, 05:43 PM
you think a pack of gum is too much to ask for you?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
17-02-2010, 05:54 PM
You better hope we win tonight now matey!
mrgins
17-02-2010, 10:48 PM
ok ok, you can play with PP's stepmum on saturday:p
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
18-02-2010, 05:53 AM
ok ok, you can play with PP's stepmum on saturday:p
I doubt Princess will want you to be offering players to 'play' with her stepmum!
nathe
18-02-2010, 11:09 AM
I'm back
mrgins
18-02-2010, 02:21 PM
oh. how lovely of you to finally grace us with your presence:rolleyes:
1f7e
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
19-02-2010, 08:34 AM
So we are now back to having 2 players!
nathe
19-02-2010, 08:35 AM
oh. how lovely of you to finally grace us with your presence:rolleyes:
Sorry been busy with the administrator. He was trying to sell the camel.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
19-02-2010, 08:41 AM
So what happened, is the camel still with us?
nathe
19-02-2010, 09:45 AM
There was an offer for him which the administrator accepted but he decided to stay with us. I think he has a soft spot for the manager
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
19-02-2010, 09:55 AM
Or a hard one...
mrgins
19-02-2010, 01:23 PM
didn't he give him a couple of humps?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
19-02-2010, 01:35 PM
gave him something
mrgins
19-02-2010, 11:24 PM
so. I get to choose from cpfcco, the camel, nathe, and PP's stepmom. I have a good feeling about this game:p
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-02-2010, 07:59 AM
We'll certainly surprise them!
nathe
20-02-2010, 09:03 AM
I hope everyone is ready for the game
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-02-2010, 09:11 AM
Everyone? There's only you, myself, Princess' step mum and the camel!
mrgins
20-02-2010, 04:22 PM
and you were all crap. I'm read to go to another local london club!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-02-2010, 06:06 PM
:sob:
mrgins
20-02-2010, 08:37 PM
alright alright, I'll stay...or maybe I won't
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
21-02-2010, 07:29 AM
Dont put yourself out!
mrgins
21-02-2010, 11:01 PM
Don't suppose you have a friend of your bro-in-law who can kick a ball, do you?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
22-02-2010, 06:55 AM
My nan can!
mrgins
22-02-2010, 02:40 PM
great. She DOES have both legs still, right?
jazman
22-02-2010, 02:51 PM
I can finally reveal that I have been involved in the latest consortium to purchase BBS Virtual Town FC. The offer has been made to the current owner which has combined the business and football know how of several experts in their field culminating in the business acumen of Delboy Trotter.
If successful, Sasa Curcic will be brought in as manager with Thomas Brolin as director of football ... a combination that will surely send shock waves through the virtual footballing community.
Back the bid! You know it makes sense ...
mrgins
22-02-2010, 02:55 PM
And I've decided, even tho you could get lots of money for me, to stay on:p
jazman
22-02-2010, 02:57 PM
I am sorry to have to inform you that the consortium have no position for you at the club ... the further you are away from the youth team the better as the damage you have caused will take years to put right ...
mrgins
22-02-2010, 02:59 PM
Thats not what they said to me. They said I could come and go as I please
jazman
22-02-2010, 03:48 PM
Who are 'they'?
mrgins
22-02-2010, 04:16 PM
the youth team:o
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
22-02-2010, 06:25 PM
Those poor, young boys. :(
mrgins
23-02-2010, 02:50 PM
don't feel sorry for them. They made it to the youth cup final didn't they!
nathe
23-02-2010, 04:04 PM
don't feel sorry for them. They made it to the youth cup final didn't they!
No. We're only at the quarter final stage
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
23-02-2010, 06:08 PM
Useless isnt he?! :rolleyes:
nathe
23-02-2010, 07:07 PM
I'm surprised he hasn't been sacked
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
23-02-2010, 07:17 PM
He doesnt get the hint!
nathe
23-02-2010, 07:18 PM
Maybe we need to be firmer
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
23-02-2010, 07:19 PM
I think a sledgehammer might still be too subtle for him!
nathe
23-02-2010, 07:22 PM
I would enjoy trying though.
1f62
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
23-02-2010, 07:25 PM
:D
mrgins
23-02-2010, 08:29 PM
I would enjoy trying though.
that's it! you're transfer listed!
mrgins
23-02-2010, 08:29 PM
:D
...and you're benched for laughing at him!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
23-02-2010, 08:40 PM
So now we only have a camel and Princess' step mom. Brilliant
nathe
24-02-2010, 09:10 AM
that's it! you're transfer listed!
The transfer window is closed.
jazman
24-02-2010, 09:38 AM
Little does he know but there is a boat with his name on it leaving Southampton next week heading for Thailand where the international under 15 team has advertised for a new coach so he will be in his element and good riddance ... ;)
nathe
24-02-2010, 10:23 AM
Can we arrange for the boat to sink on the way there
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
24-02-2010, 12:49 PM
I'll personally sabotage the boat.
jazman
24-02-2010, 01:01 PM
I think it's safe. It's nickname is the 'Titanic' ....
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
24-02-2010, 03:34 PM
Super :)
mrgins
25-02-2010, 12:23 AM
I'll personally sabotage the boat.
well you got off to a fine start with the two pks you gave away tonight!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
25-02-2010, 06:15 AM
Not me coach. I'm a winger not a defender. I got our goal from the spot kick.
Our head coach doesn't even know who's who on his team :rolleyes:
Maidstoned Eagle
25-02-2010, 06:17 AM
Not me coach. I'm a winger not a defender. I got our goal from the spot kick.
Our head coach doesn't even know who's who on his team :rolleyes:
He's only interested in the young members.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
25-02-2010, 06:21 AM
Certainly seems to like 'young members'...
mrgins
25-02-2010, 10:44 PM
He's only interested in the young members.
no no no, I said SMALL members, which actually would include you!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
26-02-2010, 07:57 AM
We've hit a nerve there then!
nathe
26-02-2010, 08:11 AM
I'll hit him in the face with a shovel
jazman
26-02-2010, 08:42 AM
no no no, I said SMALL members, which actually would include you!
I think there should be a health warning in the showers as it's clear that he seems to know a little more than maybe he should ...
mrgins
26-02-2010, 12:59 PM
I'll hit him in the face with a shovel
you can't. We had to sell the shovels. Do you happen to have a whip or a paddle?
jazman
26-02-2010, 01:19 PM
A shovel is not blatant enough ...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
26-02-2010, 04:33 PM
Managed to grab some cement from a builder mate of mine to block up all those suspect holes in the tiles in the showers. That'll stop that filthy head coach!
mrgins
26-02-2010, 07:30 PM
Anyone seen my glasses? I got an eye problem
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
26-02-2010, 07:38 PM
Too much wanking of the youth team has caused that...
jazman
26-02-2010, 09:23 PM
Managed to grab some cement from a builder mate of mine to block up all those suspect holes in the tiles in the showers. That'll stop that filthy head coach!
You got any spare, I know a few more holes that need blocking ..
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
26-02-2010, 09:32 PM
Think we should use up all ive got!
jazman
26-02-2010, 10:01 PM
On a serious note, I have paid hommage to this thread and renamed a team that I run on www.trophymanager.com :D
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
26-02-2010, 10:06 PM
:p
mrgins
26-02-2010, 10:31 PM
You got any spare, I know a few more holes that need blocking ..
Well I hope you're talking about the holes in our defence!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
27-02-2010, 06:29 AM
Certainly need to block out all opposition attacks today
mrgins
27-02-2010, 04:26 PM
Great decision of mine to put PP's stepmom on then pull her off:p
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
28-02-2010, 07:17 AM
You pulled her off?! :eek:
1fc3
mrgins
28-02-2010, 06:38 PM
:rolleyes:
yeah. She said you played like an old lady
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
28-02-2010, 06:41 PM
At least i was playing.
mrgins
28-02-2010, 11:53 PM
playing with yerself doesn't count. Thats the chairman's job
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
01-03-2010, 06:10 AM
Atleast we stay away from the innocent youth team
Maidstoned Eagle
02-03-2010, 06:18 AM
Apparently Shepherds Bush Mingers were after our HEAD coach, he went to look at the set up but has declined the move due to there not being enough young blonde lads in the youth team.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
02-03-2010, 06:58 AM
He likes them young and quiet. Doesn't like boys with attitude
jazman
02-03-2010, 07:59 AM
For the record, the real BBS Virtual Town FC were relegated :(
www.trophymanager.com
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
02-03-2010, 08:18 AM
:(
jazman
02-03-2010, 08:28 AM
Div5 but I am confident of a quick return to Div4 ... :p
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
02-03-2010, 09:02 AM
Good man.
jazman
02-03-2010, 09:38 AM
I will keep you updated on the progress ...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
02-03-2010, 11:50 AM
Is this the reason you havent been around much to manage this team? ;)
mrgins
02-03-2010, 10:24 PM
I think we should all have a hart to hart chat
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
03-03-2010, 06:04 AM
I used to like that tv show!!
mrgins
04-03-2010, 12:28 AM
palace to the playoffs:lux:
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
04-03-2010, 06:10 AM
Oh yeah!
mrgins
04-03-2010, 12:23 PM
I shall lead you to the promised land!
erm....do you know where it is?:o
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
04-03-2010, 01:43 PM
I bet you dont either!
stretch
04-03-2010, 01:57 PM
I've just been promoted from the Youth team
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
04-03-2010, 02:15 PM
Welcome stretch :hi:
Hope the Coach hasnt abused you too much
stretch
04-03-2010, 02:20 PM
He's impotent
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
04-03-2010, 02:28 PM
I knew it! :D
jazman
04-03-2010, 03:03 PM
Welcome stretch :hi:
Hope the Coach hasnt abused you too much
The clue is in his name :o
stretch
04-03-2010, 03:09 PM
The clue is in his name :o
:D
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
04-03-2010, 03:36 PM
:eek:
jazman
04-03-2010, 03:39 PM
Therapy is the best course of action ... of you can borrow my baseball bat to get revenge. I find that works just as well ... :o
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
04-03-2010, 03:49 PM
Well, the Head Coach likes it hard and rough according to the scribblings on the shower walls...
mrgins
04-03-2010, 09:32 PM
He's impotent
Of course I'm important!
Remind me to get you a spelling tutor!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
04-03-2010, 09:33 PM
One to one coaching ive heard you like to do...
jazman
04-03-2010, 09:45 PM
I know that you are supposed to stretch the lads in training but that is just ridiculous ...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
05-03-2010, 05:57 AM
Poor lad
mrgins
05-03-2010, 04:33 PM
I know that you are supposed to stretch the lads in training but that is just ridiculous ...
nonsense! They automatically stretch when they see me coming!
mrgins
05-03-2010, 04:34 PM
I'm talking about the Palace Laydeez team of course:o
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
05-03-2010, 05:02 PM
200d
Yeah right! ;)
mrgins
05-03-2010, 09:18 PM
oh stoppit! I'm the HEAD coach!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
06-03-2010, 06:49 AM
We're well aware what the 'HEAD' title is for...
Maidstoned Eagle
06-03-2010, 12:57 PM
I'm talking about the Palace Laydeez team of course:o
Are you the one they laugh at and call, "Smelly Poof"? Thought so.
Maidstoned Eagle
06-03-2010, 12:58 PM
For the record, the real BBS Virtual Town FC were relegated :(
www.trophymanager.com
You're fired!
mrgins
06-03-2010, 04:26 PM
Are you the one they laugh at and call, "Smelly Poof"? Thought so.
You might know the answer if you left your spanish villa once in awhile to watch a game!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
06-03-2010, 08:44 PM
You can all thank me for the superb setup of the goal today.
mrgins
07-03-2010, 02:44 PM
well you only did one thing right, but tripping over the lino's foot put you in position for the ball to bounce off you and over to the striker's head:p
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
07-03-2010, 07:44 PM
Whatever works!
mrgins
08-03-2010, 12:08 AM
we'll practice that move after our donut break:p
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
08-03-2010, 02:01 PM
:lux:
stretch
09-03-2010, 01:31 PM
Is everyone ready for tonight.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
09-03-2010, 02:23 PM
Im well up for it!
stretch
09-03-2010, 02:45 PM
You've been with the head coach too long
jazman
09-03-2010, 04:09 PM
You're fired!
I think you'll find that I liked the club so much I bought it ... :vader:
mrgins
09-03-2010, 04:14 PM
jolly good:p
does this mean I'm promoted?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
09-03-2010, 04:44 PM
Can we get our own doughnut maker now then?!
mrgins
09-03-2010, 05:52 PM
It'll have to be a big one for you!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
09-03-2010, 06:00 PM
Hmmm, Doughnuts :)
mrgins
09-03-2010, 06:16 PM
I'll have Babsybaby make sure they're ready for halftime
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
09-03-2010, 06:17 PM
Yay!
stretch
10-03-2010, 09:09 AM
We were rubbish last night
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
10-03-2010, 09:24 AM
Really bad result for us :(
mrgins
10-03-2010, 10:27 PM
well you need to play better. How many times have I told you that?
mrgins
10-03-2010, 10:28 PM
Damn camel got carded for spitting at the ref!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
11-03-2010, 06:04 AM
Ref deserved it
mrgins
12-03-2010, 12:02 AM
Beforethe game started?:eek:
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
12-03-2010, 07:42 AM
Let him know not to ignore legitimate goals!
Maidstoned Eagle
12-03-2010, 07:44 AM
This week we will be sponsored by the Sardinian tourist board, we expect all players to have pencil moustaches, slicked back hair and be carrying a stilleto knife for saturdays game.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
12-03-2010, 07:47 AM
Usual Saturday then!
stretch
12-03-2010, 10:57 AM
This week we will be sponsored by the Sardinian tourist board, we expect all players to have pencil moustaches, slicked back hair and be carrying a stilleto knife for saturdays game.
I've jsut escaped from the Youth Team. I can't grow a moustache.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
12-03-2010, 11:06 AM
The key is in the word 'pencil'. The Head Coach has plenty of makeup brushes and pencils (unsurprisingly)!
stretch
12-03-2010, 11:11 AM
The key is in the word 'pencil'. The Head Coach has plenty of makeup brushes and pencils (unsurprisingly)!
I wouldn't touch them after he has used them. You don't know where they have been
mrgins
12-03-2010, 11:52 AM
I wouldn't touch them after he has used them. You don't know where they have been
Watch it, Stretch, or I'll sell you to a prem team where you will rot in the reserve team!
1f83
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
12-03-2010, 12:08 PM
At least he'll be away from you!
stretch
12-03-2010, 01:43 PM
Watch it, Stretch, or I'll sell you to a prem team where you will rot in the reserve team!
Where do i sign?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
12-03-2010, 02:56 PM
:D
mrgins
12-03-2010, 09:52 PM
Dear lord:rolleyes: Why do I even bother?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
13-03-2010, 06:02 AM
We've all been asking that!
mrgins
13-03-2010, 08:19 PM
Why won't just ONE of you kick da fockin ball in da fockin net!!!!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
14-03-2010, 06:15 AM
We did, but the ref as usual didnt see it!
mrgins
14-03-2010, 09:03 PM
I've told you before, one of you push the ref in the net and the other kicks the ball to him! Duh:rolleyes:
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
15-03-2010, 07:06 AM
Will try that tomorrow
mrgins
15-03-2010, 05:09 PM
no you won't. You're benched! PP's stepmom is teaming up with my grandma. She's been dead 60 yrs but she's still faster than you!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
15-03-2010, 07:19 PM
So you want to just field 2 players? One who's dead?
mrgins
15-03-2010, 11:11 PM
of course not. Just the ones that are more effective than you! Besides, in our club, the term player is totally relative
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-03-2010, 06:06 AM
Hope you know what you're doing
Maidstoned Eagle
16-03-2010, 06:30 AM
He's doing the new kit boy.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-03-2010, 06:39 AM
Poor lad
mrgins
16-03-2010, 10:50 AM
Poor lad
Thats not me...it's the chairman wearing a wig!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-03-2010, 12:37 PM
:eek:
mrgins
16-03-2010, 06:08 PM
anyone know if the camel's scared of foxes?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
16-03-2010, 09:04 PM
Oh dear. It's all going wrong :(
mrgins
17-03-2010, 12:01 PM
Maybe I was wrong to play my grandma. She didn't do anything and she smelled a bit dodgy too
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
17-03-2010, 03:57 PM
She smelt the same as the opposition though
mrgins
17-03-2010, 07:52 PM
Well why didn't you tell me before I started her?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
18-03-2010, 06:24 AM
I couldn't. The stench rendered me speechless
mrgins
18-03-2010, 01:16 PM
Well go hose down the pitch
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
18-03-2010, 04:41 PM
To us players, that phrase only means p*ss on the pitch!
mrgins
18-03-2010, 10:08 PM
"US" players? Where do you get the idea you're a player???
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
19-03-2010, 06:07 AM
Coz unlike you I turn up to practices!!
mrgins
19-03-2010, 01:01 PM
Maybe, but I do more than you and I don't even show up!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
19-03-2010, 01:27 PM
Yeah, you do a lot more... complaining!
mrgins
19-03-2010, 06:31 PM
That's it! You'll be the tea lady on saturday!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
19-03-2010, 06:32 PM
Wouldnt want to take that job away from you!
mrgins
19-03-2010, 06:52 PM
that's ok. I'm doing the chairman's job and the manager's job too. I may even have to play striker as well
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
19-03-2010, 07:30 PM
Seems the whole team has deserted us
mrgins
20-03-2010, 12:47 AM
maybe, but think of the wages we're saving
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-03-2010, 06:29 AM
Go do with a win today
mrgins
20-03-2010, 01:26 PM
1f82
Go do with a win today
Nice phraseology. Now lets try something more advanced, how about "wodja tawkin' bout, ref?"
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
20-03-2010, 07:05 PM
Posted from my phone, first word was supposed to be 'could'!
That defence we have is not able to hold onto a win after the work i put in to get us 2-0 up!
mrgins
20-03-2010, 10:47 PM
You told me you were a defender!
mrgins
20-03-2010, 10:48 PM
Besides, was there anyone out there with you?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
21-03-2010, 07:06 AM
Some Head Coach you are when you dont even know what positions your players play!
mrgins
21-03-2010, 02:38 PM
Did you mean to say player or players?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
21-03-2010, 05:14 PM
What happened to the step mum?
mrgins
21-03-2010, 05:39 PM
she quit. Said she had no support from her team mate
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
21-03-2010, 05:40 PM
When she never turns up for training and does 'f' all on the pitch, would did she expect?!
mrgins
21-03-2010, 08:04 PM
Great news! The camel is back and he brought two sheep with him who claim they can score goals:p
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
22-03-2010, 06:16 AM
Wahoo!!
mrgins
22-03-2010, 10:30 AM
So you continue to stay on the bench:p
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
22-03-2010, 01:03 PM
You really have no idea how to coach!
mrgins
22-03-2010, 08:22 PM
Coach? I thought I was the tea lady!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
23-03-2010, 06:02 AM
You shout out 'buns' quite often. If you were the tea lady then at least there could be another reason for it!
mrgins
23-03-2010, 02:31 PM
No no no, I'm shouting to the opposition. I'm offering them bungs!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
23-03-2010, 04:25 PM
Cunning plan! :p
mrgins
23-03-2010, 09:02 PM
didn't work tonight though:(
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
23-03-2010, 09:22 PM
We are in trouble
mrgins
24-03-2010, 11:35 AM
Not while I'M in charge!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
24-03-2010, 04:39 PM
We're in SERIOUS trouble then!
mrgins
24-03-2010, 08:30 PM
Well don't get hurt!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
24-03-2010, 08:33 PM
No chance of that, have you seen the state of our Physio?!
mrgins
24-03-2010, 08:56 PM
we have a physio?
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
24-03-2010, 08:58 PM
He 'claims' to be a physio. But then he said he was from Vermont...
mrgins
25-03-2010, 11:07 AM
Ah! You mean he transmits vibes from the hills
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
25-03-2010, 02:09 PM
No, his hands wander in the showers...
mrgins
25-03-2010, 11:37 PM
he's not the physio, he's the chairman!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
26-03-2010, 06:04 AM
They look the same!
Maidstoned Eagle
26-03-2010, 06:06 AM
I'm off to get my hair done for the telly tomorrow, can someone make sure the HEAD coach is out of sight, just in case the paedo police are watching.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
26-03-2010, 06:17 AM
He's always hiding in the bushes. He never appears in plain sight!
jazman
26-03-2010, 07:07 AM
I am pleased to announce that the 'real' BBS Virtual Town FC are currently 3rd in the table :p
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
26-03-2010, 07:18 AM
Shame you haven't managed us just as well!
jazman
26-03-2010, 07:40 AM
I was relived of my duties some time ago by the chairman .. onto pastures new ... but for a fee I would be willing to return on a consultancy basis ... ;)
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
26-03-2010, 07:54 AM
We need something right now as the Head Coach is just a nightmare!
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mrgins
26-03-2010, 10:50 AM
We need something right now as the Head Coach is just a nightmare!
BENCHED!!!
mrgins
26-03-2010, 10:50 AM
Now where did those sheep go. They looked promising
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
26-03-2010, 01:58 PM
Sicko, after the sheep again...
mrgins
26-03-2010, 09:34 PM
OK, here's the deal.
I have good news and bad news.
The bad news is we have no defenders and no goalscorers.
The good news is we can play a 0-10-0
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
27-03-2010, 06:40 AM
We have a goalie then?!
jazman
27-03-2010, 09:58 AM
Lost 4-2 at home last night. You're all bloody rubbish!
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
27-03-2010, 10:02 AM
We scored two goals though!
Barbara4003
27-03-2010, 10:04 AM
:hi:
Do you need a striker?
I'm quite cheap.
jazman
27-03-2010, 10:05 AM
Doesn't matter how many we score if we lose .... :grrr:
And as for you Babs, you were supposed to be there to make the tea's at half time .... :rolleyes:
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
27-03-2010, 10:06 AM
Chelsea throw you out Barbara for not wanting to sleep with the entire team?
Barbara4003
27-03-2010, 10:09 AM
Chelsea throw you out Barbara for not wanting to sleep with the entire team?
I turned John Terry down.
He got a bit miffed about it.
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
27-03-2010, 10:14 AM
That pretty much gets your contract cancelled at Chelsea i hear
jazman
27-03-2010, 10:31 AM
I turned John Terry down.
He got a bit miffed about it.
He can go kiss his armband as much as he likes ...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
27-03-2010, 10:41 AM
Is that what he calls it...
jazman
27-03-2010, 10:51 AM
He's not Ashley Cole ...
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
27-03-2010, 11:26 AM
Id have his wife though...
mrgins
27-03-2010, 02:49 PM
I turned John Terry down.
Thats good. You don't know where he's been...oh wait.....;)
mrgins
27-03-2010, 02:50 PM
:hi:
Do you need a striker?
I'm quite cheap.
How much are you willing to pay for the privilege?
mrgins
27-03-2010, 02:51 PM
We have a goalie then?!
oh darn...must be why we lost:o
CPFC Cheerleader Observer
27-03-2010, 03:47 PM
We deserved at least a draw today
mrgins
27-03-2010, 06:03 PM
A draw? Well thats why I put crayons and coloring books on the subs bench today. They had an average age of 12 I think
jazman
27-03-2010, 06:45 PM
Next match tomorrow night and I expect us to bounce back from the 4-2 defeat ... and dropping down to 4th ... wise up you bunch of losers! ;)
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